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Deadpan Unshow 40: Now with Content!

40 days and 40 show notes.

(Show Notes this week by Cj of Love Long and Prosper – thanks so much, Cj!)

Deadpan Unshow 40: Now with Content!

40 days and 40 show notes.

Is it an unshow if it has content?

2001: A Space Odyssey It was cool, so Jack made a poll and here are the results of the poll:

8 Different ways the film 2001 could be sped up and made more appealing for the short-attention-span contemporary audiences.

1. Replace lead character Dave Bowman with Bobcat Goldthwait or Hamlet

2. Replace Dave’s 4 doomed astronaut companions with John Cleese, Eric Idle, Michael Palin, and Graham Chapman

3. Replace Hal with Bender from Futurama

4. Replace the monoliths with giant D 20’s

Nipple Break

2001 Theme on the Kazoo by Lejon and This is Bob from Chandler

2001 Random Comments

Lejon says, “I will not go insane now, I will not go insane now, I will not go insane now…”

Cj says, “I love pumpernickel.There might be a new episode up in the next 24 hours, Lejon. You have been warned.”

Justa J0e says,
“/drive by
It was … adventurous. – Overnight rainstorm. stayed dry – Yea!
– Ticks.
– Wasp up the pant leg. (bit me 3 times before I killed him.)
/drive by”

The Energizer Bunny Says, “I think my feet are getting cold too. I might wait another 1/2 hour, then climb into bed and snuggle up to him with my cold feet and shoulders. That’ll teach him.”

(Jack alludes to the fact that The Energizer Bunny’s comment is evil)

ditto says, “CP: Ball the Wall — Professor Longhair”

Nomad Scry says, “That pie fight is epic And another movie I’d never heard of.”

2001 Theme on the Kazoo by Lejon and This is Bob from Chandler (Jack has permission to play this original score www.touchingthemonolith.com)

5. Musical Score Redone by Queen

6. Replace the Primates with Tribbles, Borg, Smurfs, Jenna Jameson Tied

7. “My God it’s full of Stars” replaced with “All your base are belong to us.”

8. Change ending to Dave emerges from the monolith back at his regular job in the housewares section at S-mart.

More content is always welcome.

You can send more Horrible lyrics, Lyrics you like, and Naughty Lyrics.

A surprise lyrics request may be coming on a future episode.

Outtrobabble

UnShows with Content are the Way

Thank you again to the Touching the Monolith guys!

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Deadpan UnShowFunShow with Tee Morris

***ATTENTIONUPDATEATTENTIONUPDATEATTENTIONUPDATE***
A wonderful and generous listener has agreed to donate a new, tangible third place prize for the upcoming Watchmen give-away (rules described in this Unshow). If you take 3rd, you are eligible for a t-shirt from the Deadpan/Jack Mangan Spreadshirt store, max t-shirt value: $20.00 USD.
So – – –

First prize: A free copy of the Watchmen comic book, courtesy of awesome Cynful, of acynfulmind’s Podcast.
Second prize: A $10 Denny’s GC, courtesy of awesome Brad P. from NJ, of the Whole Lot of Nonsense Podcast.
Third prize: A free Jack Mangan t-shirt (valued at less than $20 USD), courtesy of awesome anonymous.

End of ATTENTIONUPDATE, on to the regular show notes.

This is a long one – but it was a conversation full of laughs. Thanks a million to Tee Morris for being a good friend, a fun guest, and a great onpod personality.

Let it be noted – this Unshow is the birth of the Adrian Zmed Rule.

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