And so here we have the first ever (and last ever) all-text Unshow. Welcome to Unshow #52. If there’s time in next week’s Deadpan episode, I will explain the recent Deadpan strangeness ’round here.
GO NORTH. EXAMINE ROOM.
Anyway, I have received most – but not all – of the 60 Lines Readings. If you’ve volunteered, I still need your 60 Lines readings – – or a notice that you can’t make it, please!
I also need your hockey tunes (That also includes my song requirement due to the Phoenix Coyotes’ loss at the hands of the Detroit Red Wings. cough). I think we’re just about ready to shut down this meme.
I promise to say this joke aloud on the next audio episode (remind me), but I figured it was somewhat timely and couldn’t wait a full week:
Why is there an arrow on top of the Airbender kid’s head, pointing down at him? Wouldn’t it be funny if the arrow said, “I’m with stupid”?
It will be funnier when spoken aloud.
Why sure, climb into my spoon:
# reaper Says:
June 24th, 2010 at 4:57 am
hay pan busy week.
# DJ Bunny Says:
June 24th, 2010 at 8:46 am
In regards to the whining, I meant, but it applies to Cindi Lauper too.
# Johnny Null Says:
June 25th, 2010 at 11:13 am
I think I saw minutes of Buffy, shook my head, and turned off the boob-tube.
# EssBee Says:
June 25th, 2010 at 11:16 am
Cj, I want a cheese sandwich!
# Amy Bowen Says:
June 29th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
The Smarty Hotties® said:
Thanks for answering my questions Amy :) I appreciate you taking the time. Can’t wait to hear your Chicago tune!!
You’re very welcome!
# justa J0e Says:
June 30th, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Going to see a matinée’ of Toy Story 3 today.
I need suggestions for how to keep from crying in public.
# Nomad Scry Says:
June 30th, 2010 at 8:56 pm
We have a high concentration of lefties in the :pan:
AND….. the first of the week:
# Vanamonde Says:
June 23rd, 2010 at 11:19 pm
You are listening to Jack Mangan’s Deadpan. We are Deadpan. Deadpan is the Way.
Send voicemails, plz. 206-350-TOMI (8664).
Send recordings: sphericaljackmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm at gmail dot com. With only 1 “m” in “sphericaljackm”.
Thank you for being Deadpan. This is a wonderful group of people, and I appreciate your continued indulgence through the strange times and the fun. Individually, we are mighty; together, we are. . . meaty? No, that’s not it. Together, we are not mush. We are Deadpan; Deadpan is the motherfucking way. Goodnight, Deadpan.
I’m not coming back after the – – oh, right.
Happy Canada Day, Canadiens and Canadians.
Happy upcoming July 4th weekend, Americans.