Jack Mangan’s Deadpan 39: F 2006

LSNs? Oh, hell yeah.

Commercial jingles. . . .
A special song
PodCulture Promo
Mark Forman bumper
Stolen Rap Lyrics – Me
Ear Buds – Me
Stolen from the 80s – Justa J0e
Double Sft80s! – Ed from Texas
Word Misusage Theater
Voicemail from AZ
Phil Rossi – “Bright Midnight”
Paul Maki bumper
My Parents Are Crazy
Chowder Radio promo from Podcast Promos
Greasy Spoon Comments (I think your order is all wrong, at this point. . . )
Dr. Alvie Zoidberg bumper
F 2006 Outrobabble
Original music by me: “Spiral Staircase”

Bloggus Interruptus

Sorry about today, gang.

Seems like there was a comment exploit in WordPress, and our ISP shut down the sites being targeted and, well, exploited to email spam.

Back to your previously interrupted chatting… I’ve got a couple more FPM site to upgrade and get back up.


Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #38: Deadpan Before Xmas

Summer introduces the Audible.com ad
More Introbabble
Enough with the Introbabble already
Wander Radio Podcast promo
Pan Cemetery Deadpan bumper
Brad P. with the contents of his friend Mike’s fridge
Greasy Spoon comments
Sarah from Charleston’s Stolen Lyrics
Kris from Tempe bumper
What ever happened to the gangster planet?
Billibub Baddins promo
Alvie’s Monks bumper
Memory Snapshots
Rhettro bumper
Stolen from the 80s – Justa J0e
Stolen from Xmas block: Justa J0e (with special guest: Chris the Fixed Kitty of the Adult Spaces Child Free Podcast)
Lots of Outrobabble
Unrelated Thought
Original Music: “You Need” by Matt Mango.
I told you these LSNs would actually get updated.

Thanks JustaJ0e

Thanks JustaJ0e for the image!

I Made It

**Addendum 12/19** If I said I would contact you when I reach NJ, I will contact you. Just getting caught up. Thanks for your patience. By all means – – feel free to e-mail me. Don’t be shy.
Well, it was a long, strange trip, but here I am in NJ. . . . Posting this using IE on my Mom’s slow-ass crappy dial-up connection. Fret not, I’ll be at my new place tomorrow, getting set up for maximum pod powerI I

The trip had many highlights and lowlights. Thanks very much to WNDR Wolf and his supernice family for giving dinner, a much needed break, and good company while I was passing through Oklahoma. I lost my phone Thursday evening in Ohio, so my apologies if anyone was trying to reach me. I’m here, I’m tired, I’m OK. I hope I’m going to see my children tomorrow, but it’s not entirely in my hands. . . . I’ll be back in touch again soon. I hope you’re all doing well and that everything is good in Deadpanland.

Final Top 33 in iTunes for this location

One With the Stillness Jack Mangan 49
Vanity Fair Mr. Bungle 47
fear regret and hope Jack Mangan 44
Is There Love In Space? Joe Satriani 42
Myself Within Love jack mangan 41
temple of earth and sea jack mangan 41
Earth Time Pigs Fate Jack Mangan 37
Wine Jack Mangan 31
Black Circle Remix Jack Mangan 30
Dog Diary Jack Mangan 30
Slaughter of the Soul At the Gates 29
playing with spiders-skullkrusher Overkill 29
Organ Donor DJ Shadow 28
Saddam A Go-Go GWAR 26
Asteroid Speed Highway Matt Mango 26
Dad and Dog Fredo Viola 25
Did My Time KoRn 25
Motley Crue –Too Young To Fall In Love Motley Crue 25
Microphone Fiend Eric B & Rakim 24
Candles Jack Mangan 24
Head Out To The Highway Judas Priest 24
Red Right Hand Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds 24
Lost In Space Aimee Mann 23
Miss Misery Elliott Smith 23
Rumble Link Wray & His Ray Men 23
Defender Manowar 23
West End Girls Pet Shop Boys 23
Seemingly Endless Time Death Angel 22
Waltz #2 (XO) Elliott Smith 22
Tears of Liquid Mercury Jack Mangan 22
Up In Flames Joe Satriani 22
Spirit Man Mango 22
First Time Ever I Saw Your Face Roberta Flack 22

Deadpan Interview Roster

Mike J. Nelson. Star and Head Writer for the long-running Mystery Science Theater 3000 TV show. He’s also made numerous other DVD and TV appearances.

Tee Morris. Best known for his Morevi novels; co-author of Podcasting for Dummies (with Evo Terra), The Survival Guide to Writing Fantasy, co-founder of Podiobooks.com, all-around good guy. Pioneering Podcast novelist.

John Buccigross. Longtime ESPN writer and on-air personality; host of ESPN2’s long-running NHL2Night program.

Scott Sigler. The most successful of the early podcast novelists. Author of Earthcore, Infection, Ancestor, and many others. He never orders the value meal.

John Joseph Adams. The Slush God. JJA is the esteemed, award-winning Assistant Editor at the Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, also a noted blogger and MetaL m/ enthusiast.

Mark Forman. The Brooklyn Bluesman. The self-proclaimed Reigning Shogun of Taiwan; one of the most active online music podcasters, the man behind “Getting a Leg Up”, best known for podcasting Cory Doctorow’s “Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom”.

Pete Allen. Editor-in-Chief of Creative Guy Publishing, best-known for the successful, critically-acclaimed Amityville House of Pancakes anthologies. They also published a little something called “Spherical Tomi”.

Mur Lafferty. It’s Mur Lafferty. The brilliant mind behind “Geek Fu Action Grip”, “I Should Be Writing”.

Jennifer Batten. Almost universally recognized as the greatest female guitarist of all time. Her finger-tapping technique is mind-boggling. Best known for her appearances (and her hair) on tour and in videos with Michael Jackson.

Adrienne Jones. Popular offbeat novelist, best-known for her appearance in the Amityville House of Pancakes anthology, as well as her novella, “Temple of Cod”, and her novel, “The Hoax”.

Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson. Frequent NOVA host, Director of the Hayden Planetarium, incredibly nice, incredibly intelligent human being.

Ellen Datlow. Esteemed, monumentally influential Sci-Fi editor-in-chief for Omni Magazine, SCIFICTION, plus countless print anthologies. She’s responsible for discovering many of the most notable SF authors of the late 20th century.

Stephen King (not really). A mock interview was staged with Stephen King for Deadpan episode 15.

TD-0013. The stormtrooper behind the wildly popular and creative, “A Different Point of View” podcast.

Ravyn Crescent. YA Author of the “Predator Turned Prey” e-book, print novel, and manga.

John Jacobs. Editor-in-Chief of cutting-edge zine, Neometropolis. Notable Cyberpunk enthusiast. Really intelligent guy.

J.C. Hutchins. Author of the acclaimed, highly successful podcast “7th Son” novels. The Second Life release party for his second book managed to crash servers.

Christiana Ellis. Prolific podcaster/author, best-known for her Podiobook, “Nina Kimberly the Merciless”, as well as “Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?”. She’s also the driving force behind Podcast Pickle’s “Pickle Tales” contest.

Rusty Cooley. Guitar virtuoso for the band, Outworld. columnist for Guitar Player magazine; known for his unique 8-string guitar and his blinding speed. Guitar One dubbed him the “7th-Fastest Guitar Player in the World”.

John Shirley. Cyberpunk author, musician, lyricist, icon, founder, pioneer, legend.

Bill DeSmedt. Author of the award-winning post-Cold War techno-thriller, “Singularity”.

Jack Mangan’s Deadpan 36: Yep. . . it’s number 36

Stolen, altered movie lines
Greasy Spoon Comments from the previous week
Discovered Country by Nora Fleischer – Podiobook promo
Ear Buds from Amy Bowen
Matt from Utah follows up on the Greatest VM Ever
Dumb!Ass! Memories! – Chreeeees in Milan (Chris)
Double Dumbass on you!- Paul Fischer’s Dumbass Moment
Haiku Deadpan bumper
Star Wars in 230 Words by Byron Starr, read by Marlo Dianne (in 3.75 breaths)
C.A. Sizemore’s VM
GYGO Deadpan bumper
My Parents Are Crazy – segment debut
Inflection Free Deadpan Bumper – Greg from Ill.
Stolen from the 80s – Justa J0e
Unrelated Thought
Amy Bowen reads and excerpt from her NaNoWriMo Project: “Vescaris”
Podcast Pickle Promo
Paul Maki’s “Really Big Things” recording outtakes
Greasy Spoon Comments for this week (with incorrect standings)
Original Mash: “U Can’t Yeti”