Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #143: Flash in the Pan, Part 4. Mongopalooza Part 3

143 is 1 episode, part 4 and part 3. Whoa.

Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #143: Flash in the Pan, Part 4. Mongopalooza Part 3

Final Flash in the Pan

Amazing comment count. In one day approximately 800 comments were made. Total over 1,400 comments

Look at comments of episode 142 and call in favourite from the “Deadpan is” meme

Special Guest Tee Morris (http://teemorris.com/) on Flash Gordon continued. Conversation follows more than Flash Gordon

Greasy Nipples by
The Energizer Bunny
Johnny Null

Tee Morris Continued

RapidEye talks Flash Gordon

Tee Morris Continued

Greasy Nipples by
Lejon (From Chandler)
Ed From Texas
Justa J0e

Tee Morris Continued

Check out Tee’s new podcast on Twitter (www.birdhouserules.com)

Duel of the fates voting is still open

First comment of the week (not mentioned in cast)

Don’t forget Episode 144 will expose Huey Lewis’ lies (also not mentioned in cast)

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Closing music: “Nobody Home” Pink Floyd cover.

Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #142: Flash in the Pan, Part 3. Mongopalooza Part 2

Crabbe Show Notes.

Thanks TEB for the show notes!

Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #142: Flash in the Pan, Part 3. Mongopalooza Part 2

Jack’s “Hooked on a Flash”

Next two episodes will feature Tee Morris (http://teemorris.com/) on Flash Gordon

Big pat on the back to all Deadpanites for surpassing comment goal

Promo – Night’s Knights by Emerian Rich (http://www.emzbox.com/)

Guest Tee Morris continues his talk of Flash Gordon from DP episode 140

Greasy Nipple by
Justa J0e

Tee Morris Continued

Echoed Greasy Nipple by
Johnny Null

Tee Morris Continued

Greasy Nipple
Nomad Scry

Tee Morris Continued

First comment of the week

Next episode: conclusion to Flash in the Pan

Vote on the next Duel of the Fates

Stay tuned to episode 144 for news of Huey Lewis

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Closing music (Soldier Boy Jam)

Your votes decide who will be in Duel of the Fates III

Voting is underway to determine who will appear in Duel of the Fates III! Yes, we’re still recycling crap from 2005! Review the options below and head over to the Survey Monkey poll. Cast your vote for which characters will appear in the long-awaited Duel of the Fates, season III.

Click here to cast your votes.

This time around, we’ll have two different divisions. The first: characters who’ve appeared in the materials from past DeadpanPalooza studies (Zardoz, Repo Man, Southland Tales, Gross Pointe Blank, Watchmen [graphic novel], Flash Gordon). The second: animated characters.

Voting closes at 3pm MST, November 4, 2009.

Choose from the characters listed or suggest your own.

Division 1. Palooza Characters

1. Which of the Palooza Characters should compete in DotF III? (Vote for as many or as few as you’d like. The top 4 will comprise the Palooza Division)
Dr. Manhattan (Watchmen)
Otto (Repo Man)
Martin Blank (Gross Pointe Blank)
Rorschach (Watchmen)
Zed, Killer of Brutals (Zardoz)
Zardoz (Zardoz)
The Rock’s character (Southland Tales)
Flash Gordon (Flash Gordon)
Ming the Merciless (Flash Gordon)
Other Palooza character

Division 2. Animated characters.

2. Which animated characters should compete in DotF III? (Vote for as many or as few as you’d like. The top 4 will comprise the Animated Division)
Smurfette (The Smurfs)
Optimus Prime (Transformers)
Bugs Bunny (Warner Bros)
Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)
Totoro (My Neighbor Totoro)
Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)
Mr. T (The Mr. T Cartoon)
Snoopy (Peanuts)
Bilbo Baggins (The Hobbit)
Other animated character

Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #141: A Viable Alternative Path

A Viable Alternative to Show Notes.

Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #141: A Viable Alternative Path

Jack’s “Hooked on a Deadpan” (courtesy of Kurt)

Non-Flash in the Pan Episode

Foreshadowing for episode 144

Long pause

Very long pause

Honest, there’s a show here

Justa J0e calls from the Smithsonian

imag1narynumber tells of a song that touched him

Andrea with a traffic license plate report

Justa J0e again from the Museum of Natual History

Greasy Spoons by:
Johnny Null
Amy Bowen
Nomad Scry
Nomad Sry – First comment of the week

Paul Maki pays up on his Oh Canada bet?

Questors of Effpiem Episode 8 – by Amy Bowen (http://amybowen.wordpress.com/)

More from Paul Maki about Canada

Justa J0e from the Capital Building

More from imag1narynumber on his song

Jack asks why all conversation considered filled with innuendo?

Justa J0e from Mount Vernon

Jonathan tells about when he, Paul Maki and Jack took a taxi together

1) Jack’s tired
2) Will be a Duel of the Fates 3 – Vote now on the combatants
3) Look for Twelve Bar Blues by Jack in the Michelle M. Welch anthology “Theme and Variations” (http://mmwelch.wordpress.com/) Jack also contributed music to this anthology

More Flash in the Pan to come as well as Non-Flash content

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Paul Maki sings the Canadian national anthem

Closing music World and Deadpan premier by Caroline Rhodes and Jack Mangan

Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #140: Flash in the Pan, Part 2. Mongopalooza.

TeeMing Morris Show Notes.

(Thanks for the Show Notes, Energizer Bunny!)

Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #140: Flash in the Pan, Part 2. Mongopalooza.

Special Guest Tee Morris tells us of The Crystal Maze (http://teemorris.com/)
Kurt in St. George speaks of the differences between Flash Gordon and Flesh Gordon
Tee Morris returns and talks Flash Gordon
EssBee weighs in on Flash Gordon and her favorite cheeses
Tee Morris returns
Promo – Love Long and Prosper Podcast (http://www.lovelongandprosper.com/podcast/)
EssBee with more cheese
Tee and Jack return
Cheesy EssBee
More from Kurt in St. George
Tee and Jack
Cheese, cheese everywhere
Jack Jaffee (aka Trucker Overdrive) Flashes us (http://www.jackjaffee.com)
Tee Returns
Good God that’s a lot of cheese EssBee!
More to come on Flash Gordon in future episodes!
First comment of the Week was by Cj
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Stolen from the 80’s by EssBee
Closing music

Textpan III – The Catholic Church Reaches Out to a Younger Crowd

This is from an old, old episode. I don’t know. . . #17, maybe? Sorry, I truly can’t remember, can’t find it in any non-lazy Show Notes.

Warning, the following skit is actually very tame. So if you find yourself offended, then you really need to get a clue.

The Catholic Church is finding new ways to reach out and be more exciting, to get the younger, more cynical crowd interested in attending mass again. Here are some of the proposed changes. (organ music)

Every Sunday, Johnny Knoxville is going to choose one church somewhere in the US, and at some random point during mass, come careening up the aisle in a speeding, out of control shopping cart.

The Bibles in the pews will be redone as Manga.

During scripture readings, Replace the words Jesus Christ with commonly used, modern day exclamations. Examples: “Galatians 1:3 Grace to you and peace from God the Father and our Lord Jumping Jesus Christ on a pogo stick”. Peter 1:3 Blessed [be] the God and Father of our Lord Jesus H. Christ, who according to His abundant mercy has begotten us again to a living hope through the resurrection of Jumpin Jehosephat from the dead.

Zap a random, periodic electrical charge into the Holy Water basins as parishioners are passing in and out of the doors.

Put a dollar in the collection plate, get a scratchoff.

Get someone from the Wu-Tang Clan to drop and freestyle some of the sermon.

Give all parishioners the red and blue 3-D glasses. Make the stained glass window images 3-D.

This isn’t more fun, but certainly more convenient. ATMs in the confession booth. Good idea, right? And while you’re at it, give the Priest a break. Replace him with an Etch-A-Sketch. Draw your offensive actions into the Etch-A-Sin, then when you’re done, give it a good shake and your transgressions are washed anon.

The priest is required to quote lines from Star Wars and/or Army of Darkness somewhere in his sermon each week.

Let Jonathan Davis from Korn update some of the Hymns. Get the whole congregation singing his remixes. (bummm da-da umm da-da ima)

Spice up communion by adding booze and conceptual cannibalism.

Super-high ceilings right? Mid-mass bungee-jumping for Christ.

Get the parishioners doing the wave.

Enough with the Bingo. Get some Twister games going. Or fill up a bunch of glasses with sacramental wine and let’s play quarters.

One word, three syllables: Cheerleaders.

Replace pews with cubicles. No, scratch that idea.

Midnight mass every night, with a DJ, blacklights, bouncers, transvestites, wristbands, a $25 cover, dancing, sacramental wine at $9 per plastic cup, Hymns sung at 120 bpm. Let the theme be: “Jesus Raves”.

Forget votive candles. Votive bottle rockets.

Give rebuttal time at the end of mass for a rabbi, an atheist, an evolutionary scientist, etc.

Put a hoop on top of the altar’s big crucifix, give the altar boys a basketball.

Or – let’s go with a Latin flavor, in churches of Hayzoos y Maria y Jose.
Instead of those bland communion wafers, give us communion tortilla chips. Or even better, make the wafers spicy. And of course, replace the wine with tequila of Christ. Blessed is he who gets the worm.

Have parishioners fill up a collection piñata instead of a plate. Then give the altar boys some bats and let them at it.