NHL playoffs coming up.

Every year, I make predictions for the NHL playoffs. Every year, my picks are way, way off. Let’s see if this year will be any different.

Ottawa – Tampa Bay. I have to think back to all of those years I picked the Sens to do well in the post-season. . . and they choked. But – the Lightning were completely awful at season’s end. Ottawa in 4.

Carolina – Montreal. Carolina beat Montreal all 4 times that they played this season, by a combined score of 25 to 9. For that reason, I think Montreal will belly up and steal 2 games in this series. Canes in 6.

Devils – Rangers. I have to pick the Devils, because that’s what I want to believe. The Devs always manage to blow it in the playoffs against the damn Rangers though. . . Devils in 7.

Buffalo – Philadelphia. This should be an exciting series. As a Devils fan, I’ll be rooting for Buffalo, but I predict the Flyers to upset. Philly in 7.

Detroit – Edmonton. Every year, you expect the mighty Red Wings to falter in the playoffs. Sometimes they do. Every year (that they make the playoffs), you expect the scrappy underdog Oilers to turn it on and stun their higher-ranked opponent (usually the Stars). They haven’t done it yet. I can’t believe that they will against the Wings. Detroit in 6.

Dallas – Colorado. This is my big upset pick. I haven’t been that impressed by the Avs this year (sorry, no offense!), but I think they’ll find a way to upset the Stars. Avs in 6.

Calgary – Anaheim. Wow, the Mighty Ducks made the playoffs! I think it was all of those wins against the Coyotes that did it. . . Calgary in 5.

Nashville – San Jose. Remember how bad San Jose was for most of the season. How did they end up in 5th place? I like Nashville’s team, but I think the magic Sharks will win this series. Sharks in 6.

Hockey fans, feel free to pitch in your own picks. Just don’t grumble at me if you feel that I slighted your favorite team.

JM Deadpan: Episode 2. Mike J. Nelson is here!

I guess one could say that Mike J. Nelson is SOL to be on my podcast. Take a minute to stop laughing. OK.

Download Deadpan episode 2.

Introbabble
Mark Forman bumper
Props
Unrelated Thought
I Should Be Writing promo
Stolen Rap/Hip-Hop lines
Tee Morris bumper
Mike Nelson Interview
Spherical Tomi promo
Duel of the Fates Exhibition Match: Alien vs. Predator (with special guest star: Karen from Kalifornia. Thanks SO MUCH to KfK and Smokin’ Joe!)
Plug time!
Outrobabble
Karen From Kalifornia bumper
Original Music –- “Love Is Never Distant”, by me, Jack Mangan (This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 2.5 License. 2006.)
Fin

Very fricken funny.

Yes, you can also see this from the link in Jason’s comment, but I think it deserves its own post here on the main page. It’s really pretty cool – and funny, even if it features the forbidden artifact. Thanks Jason C.! Your ban is lifted 😉 The text at the bottom actually fits nicely with the opening of Deadpan episode 2.

Speaking of art – the new header is from an image that Jaap Pelt put together for me. Thanks, Jaap! That wasn’t his intention for the image – – but I like the way it looks up there.

Jason C's Deadpan Artwork

Speaking of JMDP episode 2, I’m going to release it early – – one day this week. After that, I plan to pick a static weekly (or bi-weekly, still batting that around) release day. I know a lot of you are subscribed to Dragon Page podcasts, along with countless others. Do you want to suggest your preferred day for JMDP releases? At the moment, I’m thinking Mondays. . .

At last! Jack Mangan’s Deadpan Podcast: Episode #1

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No RSS is available yet – but I’ll have that set up soon. I had a fiction segment in this one – but Mr. Mennengha and I agreed that it would be best to postpone that, since episodes 2-5 are already brimming over with content. So the fiction is out. Some of you have been kind enough to give me content – – if you don’t hear it here, fear not! Your stuff will be in episode 2. What *is* in this episode:

Introbabble
Mark Forman bumper
More introbabble
Highbrow/lighbrow
7th Son Podiobook promo
Unrelated Thought
Stolen comedy line
Morevi promo
Stolen rap/hip-hop lines
Getting a Leg Up promo
Spherical Tomi promo
Dumbass Memories
Music: “Spirit Man” Mango
Outrobabble/plugs

And I think that covers everything. Like the podcast itself, these announcement plugs will improve with time.

Wow! A second post!

Rather than just accumulate 100 comments on that first entry from last month, I figured I’d add a new message here. It’s true, there is no way now that the crappy first episode will live up to the hype. The 2nd episode is already almost finished though, and will be awesome.

So – – the first episode will be out either tonight or tomorrow (and thanks for your patience). I say during the first episode that I’m going to release on a biweekly schedule, but you can disregard that. The second episode should be out fairly soon as well.

Thank you all for the great thoughts and comments!!!! You guys really rock.