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Jack Mangans Deadpan #162: Wedged

Wedged Show Notes.

Jack Mangans Deadpan #162: Wedged

Jack Mangan, Leverne & Shirley

Thanks to everybody who participated in the sixty lines

Promo – Save the Villain (http://savethevillain.com/)

Sixty Lines:
Thanks to:
Amy Bowen
Andrea
Brad P. from NJ
Cj
Coathalia
Dan Shaurette
Danthol
Deadpan Jr. Auxiliary 1 & 2
ditto
Ed from Texas
The Energizer Bunny
EssBee
Gil from Milwaukee
Johnny Null
JR Murdock
Justa J0e
Lo Pan
Nomad Scry
Paul Maki
Rhettro
T-Cat
Vanamonde

ditto sings the US Anthem.

Cj does the Slovakian Anthem

Vanamonde does the Swedish Anthem

Next up: The Deadpan NHL playoff song challange

60 lines Outtakes

ditto tells a grocery shopping story

Justa J0e tells what to find at the local recycling centre

Greasy Nipples:
JR Murdock (First comment of the week)
Johnny Null
The Energizer Bunny

Outrobabble

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Outro music, Danthol recorded at the Deadpan mmmmmmetup.

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NHL Playoffs Song Challenge

It’s fun! Here’s how it works:

Each of the 16 2010 NHL Playoff teams will be assigned a song (or a few songs, maybe). Pick a playoff team (or 2). If your team is eliminated, then you must record yourself singing 30 to 60 seconds of one of the winning team’s anthems.

To play along, you really don’t even need to watch any sports – – we’ll keep tabs of the series outcomes around Deadpan. It’s ok if some teams get multiple supporters; it’s ok if some teams get none.

We’ll determine the team’s anthems by vote. Or something. Team/song suggestions after the break.

Contact me if you have any suggestions or to declare your teams.

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Jack Mangans Deadpan #160: Zenith

Croc Show Notes

Jack Mangans Deadpan #160: Zenith

Jack is NOT The Jerk

Promo – Out of the Coffin Podcast (http://www.outofthecoffin.com/)

From The personal journal of Pitfall Harry

Jack sings the Canadian national anthem with Amy’s help?

Those of you who still owe an anthem from the Olympics pay up now, or else!

EssBee tells of her favourite Deadpan memories

More from Pitfall Harry

Broken Lyrics Challenge by Paul Maki (recorded live at the Deadpan mmmmmmeetup)

We tripled March 2009 comments in 2010

Greasy Nipples
Lejon from Chandler (first comment of the week)
The Energizer Bunny
ditto
J.R. Murdock
Vanamonde
Nomad Scry
Johnny Null
Amy Bowen
Cj

Pitfall Harry continues

Thanks to everybody. Deadpanites Are The Way

Results of the Deadpan Force

Remembering Joe Murphy. Never forgotten, always missed.

Thanks to Pitfall Harry aka Brian Brown

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Outro music, recorded at the Deadpan mmmmmmetup.

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Jack Mangans Deadpan #159: Deadpan Force

Hollywood Show Notes

To participate in the silliness:
Click here to take survey

Jack Mangans Deadpan #159: Deadpan Force

With special guest – J.R. Murdock

Jack meets Charlie the Unicorn

The death of Jack’s hard drive. Where’s the moment of silence?

Promo – On the Edge of Darkness (http://www.ontheedgeofdarkness.com/Site/Welcome.html)

Talking to J.R. Murdock (http://www.ofgnomesanddwarves.com/)

Help Jack and JR create the next Hollywood blockbuster. Go to http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/3YPX5CL and vote

Cj at the Deadpan mmmmmeetup.

Back to Jack and JR and the next Hollywood blockbuster.

The Pixie Pilot calls in.

More on the next Hollywood Blockbuster. Don’t forget to vote. Deadline is by the next full length Deadpan.

Look for J.R.’s special guest appearance on The Dead Robot’s Society (http://deadrobotssociety.com/)

Looking for the Pixie Pilot

Greasy Nipples
Lejon from Chandler (first of the week)
Nomad Scry
The Energizer Bunny
Johnny Null
The Smarty Hotties
Justa J0e
ditto
Lo Pan
Vanamonde
Nomad Scry

Many discussions went on the Deadpan Board. Regardless of your opinion of the just passed Health Care reform remember, it comes down to one thing really, Deadpan is the Mother Fucking Way.

Thanks to Amy Bowen for some Deadpan mmmmeetup files. Will edit and, hopefully, will be able to post soon.

Looking for more content to replace that lost with the death of the hard drive

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Outro music, Keeper, recorded at the Deadpan mmmmmmetup.

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Unshow MMMMMM 49

Jack Mangans Deadpan Unshow MMMMMM 49

Unshow confusion

Deadpan mmmmmmeetup was last weekend. Lots of fun was to be had.

Thanks to all
(Dammit dammit dammit. Sorry, Randall.)

Record your favourite Dead Pan memories.

Contact Jack if you want to take part in the 60 part thingie.

Greasy Nipples:
Vanamonde (first comment of the week)
Cj
Lejon from Chandler
reaper
Lejon from Chandler
Ed From Texas
Ed From Texas

Prepare for Deadpan mmmmeetup 2011

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Jack Mangans Deadpan #157: Microphone Czech

Questors from Effpiem Season 1 finale contained within!

Jack Mangans Deadpan #157: Microphone Czech

Jack is in the Crazy Train lounge (thx Kurt!)

Promo – How to Grow Your Geek (http://www.howtogrowyourgeek.net/)

Amy Bowen reads her 2nd grade composition on the 2006 winter Olympics

My Dead Pan by JRMurdock

Greasy Nipples
Nomad Scry
Lo Pan
EssBee
Ed From Texas
Nomad Scry
WNDRWolf
Nomad Scry (first comment of the week)

That’s Better Too by Paul Maki

Fuck a Duck by Pixie

Questor From Effpiem by Amy Bowen (http://amybowen.wordpress.com/)

Parade of Nations:
Us National Anthem by The Energizer Bunny?
Czech National Anthem by Nomad Scry
Czech National Anthem by Jack Mangan

Animal Sounds by JRMurdock

Questors of Effpiem continued.

The Deadpanmmmm meetup is next week. (March 11(ish) to 14th(ish)) Are you coming?

Record your favourite Dead Pan memories.

Outro Babble

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Closing music: “Too Good to Last”

Killing the US Anthem.

(Unczeched Show Notes.

Holy crap, I didn’t even notice that while I was putting this one together, we surpassed 1000 on the previous episode. woot.)

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Textpan V: Yoda Coda

This was originally heard in Deadpan 144: Gross.

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Do you think for Yoda’s last birthdays, his family lit 800 candles on a cake and sang “to you, birthday happy”?

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What if Yoda was also dyslexic?

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Do you think Yoda uses that creepy Darth Vader tree for storage when he’s not training a student? Like that’s where he keeps his hedge trimmers?

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Do you think Yoda even notices when his toilet on Dagobah overflows?

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Do you think Yoda would have preferred to just die in peace, without having some punk jedi acolyte badgering him with questions during his final moments?

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Wouldn’t Yoda have quadrupled his credibility if he’d grown in a mustache and goatee?

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Forget earmuffs, does Yoda’s species wear earsocks in winter?

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What is Yoda, 20 inches tall? How the hell could you throw a pitch into his strike zone?

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And if he didn’t use any force powers, who’d win in one-on-one basketball, Yoda vs. Mini-Me?

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Do you think Luke Skywalker still has the ghosts of Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Anakin hanging around him, even after the Empire is destroyed? Dispensing advice, wisdom, and encouragement as he goes through day-to-day activities? Building that extra room on the house, uncomfortable bowel movements, clipping nosehairs, helping the kids with algebra homework, negotiating with jawas for droids, having sex with Mara Jade. . . What would happen if he called the ghostbusters on them?