Spam Treets

A fun, pointless game for the comments pages. . . . Some spammers and/or subject lines are just too bizarre to cast off into anonymous disintegration with the rest of the Cialis and OEM ads. Sometimes they just gotta be shared. Example:
Sender: Kirkland F. Rebecca . Subj: FeeJee is the sucker spelling of Fiji I believe.

I couldn’t just delete that without posting it publicly and saying “WTF?!”

A couple of ground rules:

  • Just cut-and paste the Sender and subject line. Don’t open spam (Unless you’re a Viking). And – DON’T FWD or send me any spam, thanks. Just post funny subjects on the comments page.
  • Don’t just send the ones that we all see every day. A penis enlargement ad might have been hilarious in 2003, but 10,000 spams later, the comedy value is all gone. Broken English in the subject line also isn’t funny anymore, unless they’ve managed a really good, unintentional double-entendre. It’s highly unlikely that you’ll have more than one good one per week, if that often.
  • Comments spam for your site is not off-limits.
  • Try to ensure that no actual spamlinks get into your post. If someone does post one with a link, don’t click it. (duh).
  • It may fizzle, it may produce comedy gold. We’ll see. Have fun.

Ugh

Well Murphy — that ever-present, relentless fuck (not Joe) — has enforced his law yet again. A bit of bad luck has derailed my plan for an on-time Deadpan release. I’ll update tomorrow to let you know if we’ll be a day late – or just have a Panless week. 🙁 Sorry, gang.

Jack Mangan’s Deadpan 32: Shreddin’ with Rusty Cooley

Stolen Movie Lines
Introbabble
FanboySmackdown promo
Sober-dial from Paul from Elk River in Colorado AND Alvie in Boulder
Rusty Cooley Interview, part 1
– – Break – –
Chris the Fixed Kitty’s android bumper
Ear Buds – Amy Bowen
VM from Gil from Milwaukee in Hong Kong
Outworld sample “The Never”
Greg from Illinois bumper
Rusty Cooley Interview, part 2
ADDCast promo
Outrobabble
Greasy Spoon 2 commencement
Outrobabble 2
Spirit Man


Jack Mangan’s Deadpan 31: The Secret of the Deadpan

Deadpan Checklist
Introbabbly
Wander Radio promo
Living Deadpan bumper (thanks Milo!)
Dr. Zoidberg Deadpan bumper (thanks, Alvie!)
Dumbass Memories – Chris in Milan
Double Dumbass Memories
Dumbass Memories – Amy Bowen
Scott Sigler never orders a Macho Combo
Ear Buds – “Bon” Scott from Kalamazoo
Paul from Des Moines bumper
Phil Rossi original music: Bright Midnight (And oh shit — you’re right, Phil. Your file was set at a 48000 rate, but I didn’t notice and plugged it in at 44100. Sorry!!!!!)
Pan Cemetary promo (thanks, )
Really Big Things, by Paul Maki. Episode 4: Return to Chicken Heaven.
Cool J.C. Hutchins/Nathan Fillion news
Nice E-mail RE: last week’s Rapture
Bitter Unrelated Thought (or maybe Unrelated Ear Bud)
Computer King channels through H.R. Tucker for the Into the Dark podcast promo
Longest, heaviest Outrobabble EVAR. Here goes.
Original Music: Love Is Never Distant
Little ones

Jack Mangan Live, November 11

OK, this isn’t *the* huge major announcement, but it’s still a pretty cool thing:

I will be playing live acoustic guitar music at Jug N Barrel Wine Bar in Glendale, AZ (You can Google it – -  too sleepy to post the link right now) —-

Saturday Nov. 11th from 7:30 until 10:30ish.

I played there once before, even broke Deadpan for vocals *gasp*. So if you can make it, then I’d love to see you there. I’ll try to post some of my setlist in the Show Comments discussion.

Jack Mangan’s Deadpan 30: Asplode!

LaShoWriNo.

Sub-par Introbabble
Filling the Page promo (yes, Phil sounds a little bit like Christian Slater)
Any Bowen bumper
Ear Buds — Amy Bowen (The Wishing Bridge! You rock, Amy)
Alvie’s hilarious chanting bumper
Rapture
Double Stolen Rap lyrics from Paul Fischer and then from Cheyenne Wright
Rhettro bumper
Midrobabble
Dumbass Memories – Paul Fischer
Double dumbass on you! (shopping theme this week)
Alvie’s Dumbass Memory
Toast to me from the PPME (thanks everyone. Thanks Tee Morris for e-mailing me the recording)
Pickle Tales promo
The contents of Paul’s fridge in Des Moines
Double Unrelated Thoughts
Gil from Milwaukee Voicemail (I heart you too)
Paul from Elk River Deadpan promo/bumper
Apple-core
Alvie’s Grimlok Deadpan bumper
Outrobabble
Original Music: Desert Scene (Live 4-track recording)

Apologies for the occasional volume level screwiness.