Paul Cole of the Beam Me Up podcast and 93.3 WRFR in Rockland, Maine is going to release a reading of my short story, “The Unsolvable Deathtrap”! The story airs on radio today, 10/6, at 4:30EST, and the podcast will follow shortly after. All are encouraged to give a listen. I have yet to hear it myself — I can’t wait.
“The Unsolvable Deathtrap” originally appeared in Interzone #202.
Deadpanites, come out to play-eee-yay
Can you dig it?
Introbabble
Leann is happy to hear me
The Curse Line
Buffy Between the Lines promo
Chris Fisher‘s updated Deadpan Podthroat promo
Malapropism Theater
Justa J0e and his neighbors on a Voicemail
Unrelated. . .
More unofficial Greasy Spoon Comments
Cool new Deadpan bumper
Stolen Paragraph
Cool new Deadpan bumper
PoetFox voicemail – he’s come up with a great word
Politics and Billiards
PodCamp AZ promo
Jimmy from Denver Deadpan bumper
You Too lyricsmash
Welcome to the Era of Obsessive Efficency and Fast Returns
Deadpan Acronym Bumper
Justa J0e’s neigbbors on another VM
Brad P’s Deadpan Bumper gives him the hiccups
Outrobabble this bitch
Shoutouts to
::::Amy Bowen, aka the Deadpan Ambassador
::::Tee Morris
Greasy Jelly Bean game — guess who won?
Go Hugh Smarty Hottie!
Original music (thanks to Paul Fischer and Martha Holloway for the recording!)
Jack Mangan live: “Deadpan is the Way” (yes, that’s the name of the song)
Lazy. . . . but that’s how it goes.
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Free with this episode!
Lazy Show Notes!!!
Captain Scarlet Intro (Thanks Vanamonde)
Leann is happy to hear me
Introbabble
Chris the Fixed Kitty‘s Deadpan Podthroat bumper
More Introbabble
Indiana Jim‘s “Thesis A Fantasy” promo
JMDP bumper
The contents of C.A. Sizemore’s pockets
Unrelated do-over
Captain Amy Bowen’s Deadpan bumper
Paul Maki Dark Crystal Voicemail
Tightrope
Ear Buds
:::Vanamonde
Marlo Dianne‘s Deadpan bumper
Greasy Spoon Pro Bowl
Surprise Deadpan interview
Funny Paul Maki Epidemiology Voicemail
Greasy Jelly Bean Game
A bunch of noises
Paul Maki mailbox Voicemail
Pre-Outrobabble
Thanks Brian Brown
Thanks Paul Fischer and Martha Holloway
My Dumbass Memory involving Jared Axelrod
Outrobabble
Original music. Mango: “Our Love Is Fading Away”
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Greazy Show Notes.
(finally)
Raging Guffman Intro (thx poetfox)
Introwhatever
Mike’s HotDish promo
Amy Bowen’s International Talk Like A Pirate Day message
Greasy Spoon Comments — I
Paul Maki calls from his new cellphone
Vanamonde’s ringtones
Lions and Tigers and The Deadpan
Greasy Spoon Comments — II
Big Chowder’s Spongebob Deadpants bumper
Cinquain about cinquains
Dubshack’s. . . . . . . contribution
Really Big Things by Paul Maki. Episode 17: “Pocahantas”
Tee Morris Deadpan bumper
Unrelated Thought
Greasy Spoon Comments — III
poetfox original poem: “One and Only” (with lots of parenthesis)
Hilarious joke
lyricsmash
Amy Bowen’s Harry Potter book 7 Cinquains
Jessica’s spooky Deadpan bumper
More. . . . from Dubshack
Greasy Spoon Comments — IVth and final
Honorary Greasy Spoon Comment — comedy gold
Star Wars in the Family
Greasy Spoon Finale
Greasy Jelly Beans
The contents of Paul from Des Moines’s apartment. . . (his last VM as Paul from Des Moines)
Outrowhatever
Thank you Chris the Fixed Kitty
Joe Murphy Cinquain
Donate to the Joe Murphy Memorial Fund
Original mash: “Lifeblood”
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Stupid fucking show notes.
(Greasy Jelly Bean Winner announced in the comments.)
BranDeadPanVan intro (thx Smarty Hotties)
Introfuckingbabble
recycled joke from last week
WNDR Radio promo
Ear Buds
poetfox – part 1
Brad P from NJ Whole Lot of Belching Deadpan bumper
My reaction
The contents of Jessica‘s (aka the Leather-Clad Mistress of Deadpan) closet
Reason for the Episode Title
Raequel from the Triscast‘s Deadpan bumper
poetfox – part 2
Greasy Spoon Comments/Nipples/Ernest Borgnines/Belly Buttons
Really Big Things by Paul Maki. Episode 16: “Ripped” (not “Ribbed”. . . ahem. . .apologies for the mix-up, Paul Maki)
Greasy Jelly Bean
Vanamonde’s Asteroids Deadpan bumper
Stolen Paragraphs
:::::Vanamonde
poetfox – part 3
Indiana Jim‘s classy Deadpan bumper
Outrofuckingbabble
Mango Original music: “Land of Broken Hearts”
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Cox Cable are “doing work in the area”, so my overnight internet connection is spotty. I’ve tried twice to upload Deadpan #74, only to have service interrupted. So – the file is uploading now (at 21% as of this writing!), but no guarantees that it will finish.
Sorry.
Fingers crossed, going to lie down. If they continue to be Cox overnight, then I’ll upload in the morning.
No, I’m just referring to my latest Pod news. Check out my official debut as an Escape Pod reader!
I was fortunate enough to read a story by the brilliant Jetse de Vries, “Transcendence Express“. Check it. No exploding spaceships, no dilithium crystals, just progressive ideas.
Many thanks to Steve Eley for the opportunity.
These are not the show notes you’re looking for. Move along.
Another excellent Vanamonde intro
Deadpan Evaluation Period
Introbabble
Brave Men Run podiobook promo
Tweet
Computer King’s Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse skit
Dumbass Memories
::::Amy Bowen
Chris the Fixed Kitty’s Deadpan Android bumper
Tweet
Ear Buds
::::PoetFox
Paul from Des Moines bumper
Fun Fun Fun
Tweet
Stolen from the 90s
Jamming
Paul Maki’s Potty Mouth
Dominatrixes
Alvie’s Deadpan monks bumper
Greasy Spoon Comments
Greasy Jelly Bean
Paul Maki VoiceMail
Unrelated Thought
TD-0013 Deadpan bumper
NKOTB
Mark Forman Deadpan bumper
Outrobabble
Congratulations Leann
Out-of-Context joke
Original Music debut from me: “Guns on her Shoulder”
(oops. passed out as it was uploading.)
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Deadpan’s Lair (Thanks again Vanamonde)
Introbabble
TD-0013’s ADPOV promo
Mark Forman‘s Spherical Tomi Deadpan bumper
Rhettro original music: “Not Eruption — part I”
Alvie’s Grimlok Deadpan bumper
SLJ
Stolen from the 80s
::::Justa J0e channels The Police
JR Blackwell‘s “ANNNNND. . .” story
Rhettro Deadpan bumper
Rhettro: “Not Eruption — part II”
But Anyway Lyricsmash
Magical Mystery Trek
Rhettro: “Not Eruption — part III”
Unrelated Thought
SLJ
Greasy Spoon Comments
Ed f-
Greasy Jelly Bean Game
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-as Deadpan bumper
premature Outrobabble
e-mail bullshit
Deadpan is the Way project
:::PoetFox “Happiness is You”
PoetFox Deadpan bumper
Rhettro: “Not Eruption — part IV”
thing
Jack Mangan original music: “Exeunt”
La-zee Show Notes.
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Forgotten show notes.
Stringy intro 2 from Vanamonde
Introbabble
Excessive contact info
Mark Forman, aka One Bad MF‘s Moldawer in the Morning podcast
Brad P from NJ Deadpan bumper
Is there a point to this?
SLJ
SLJ
SLJ
Stolen Paragraph
::::Ed from Texas
::::Kris…. AKA Queen of the Pasties
Sci-Fi Laura Deadpan bumper
SLJ
Depressing lyrics mash
SLJ
Alvie and SLJ croon
Greasy Spoon Comments
SLJ
Paul from Des Moines Deadpan bumper
More NKOTB acronyms
SLJ
Technorama promo
SLJ
SLJ
SLJ
Outrobabble
No, that’s not it
Musical number: One
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