Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #49: You Answered the Call

What is it you want?
Heavy Breathing Voicemail
An easy joke
Introbabble
The Adult Spaces Child-Free podcast promo
The Greasy Jelly Bean game – setup
Greg from Illinois Deadpan bumper
Justa J0e’s tingly “Unrelated Kitchen” bumper
Kris from Tempe tells us the contents of her fridge
Anonymous Voicemail
Big Chowder (of the Chowder Radio podcast) up in here, up in here
Ear Buds — Phil Rossi
Original music — Phil Rossi “861”
Amy Bowen’s lyricsmash
Alvie in Boulder’s Deadpan bumper
Randall’s Deadpan one-liner
“Really Big Things” by Paul Maki. Episode 8. “Holstein Cow”
Computer King Deadpan bumper
Midrobabble
Stolen from the 80s
-Scott from Kalamazoo
-Justa J0e
-Ed from Texas
Highbrow/Lowbrow(!) – Ed from Texas
Greasy Jelly Bean – payoff
Original music — “Soldier Boy Jam” (cut from the Matt Mango tune, “Soldier Boy”)

Toolazytoevenhitthespacebarwhiletypinguptheselazyshownotes.

“Really Big Things” (by Paul Maki) visual.

ZardoZ Top

Zardoz.

What the hell is a Zardoz? After directing the film, “Deliverance”, auteur John Boorman had apparently not had enough of men in their undies. . . . And so, his next project was “Zardoz”, which I’m told is a trippy, bizarre, early 70s, pre-Star Wars Sci-Fi movie about post-Bond Sean Connery in a red diaper. . . and um, there’s something with a giant stone head, like in Space Harrier? I’ve never seen it. This is all I know of the film, and this is all I want to know – – until I have the full-on DVD experience. You see, I’ve been hearing about this movie for months now, from a wide array of sources. I’ve finally given in to fate’s hand-held glowcones and placed it at #1 in my Netflix queue. Scheduled to arrive Wednesday, March 7th.

A number of Deadpanites have also pledged to take the “Zardoz” plunge. After we’ve all watched, we may discuss it onpod. We may discuss it on the Deadpan comments page. Or we may be too stunned and traumatized to discuss it at all. I don’t know yet.
So — are you in? Call your local Blockbuster. Update your Netflix queue. Join us.

It is my goal to one-day use “Zardoz” legally in a game of Scrabble.

(WARNING: from all accounts, this movie may elicit groans from your movie-watching partner).

Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #48: Dearth Deadpan

How many different ways can you say “Lazy Show Notes”??

Introbabble
Geek Fu Action Grip promo
Alvie’s Grimlok Deadpan bumper
Stream-of-Consciousness Lyrics mash
Usual segments
Alt intro
Rhettro’s Deadpan bumper
Jeremy from Seattle’s voicemail
Jeremy from Seattle’s voicemail
Memorex memories rant
Indiana Jim’s “Things Are Looking Up” podcast promo
Marlo Dianne’s Deadpan bumper
Midrobabble
Unrreellaatteedd Thhoouugghhtt
Pan Sematary Deadpan bumper
Stolen 80s lyrics from JohnBoze/Paul Maki
Random Noises
Greasy Spoon Comments – – These will start to count again soon
Greasy Jelly Beans
Big Chowder Radio podcast promo
Outrobabble
“Love Temple” – – Original Matt Mango music

Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #47: What the F#%$ is This?

Six minutes of Introbabble
Tag in the Seam promo
Really Big Things by Paul Maki. Part 7,
Deadpan Haiku bumper (Thanks Justa J0e!! Fantastic!)
Haiku from:
-Justa J0e
-Jeremy from Seattle
-Alvie in Boulder
-Kris from Tempe
-Ed from Texas
-Jessica
-Andrea
-Me
Another awesome Deadpan Haiku bumper (Thanks Justa J0e!! Fantastic!)
Deadpan Haiku endcap (Thanks Justa J0e!! Fantastic!)
TD-0013’s “MS-Walk on the Wild Side” appeal
Andrea’s triple threat Dumbass Memories
Double DAM from Chris, aka Big Chowder of the chowder Radio podcast
Outrobabble
Original music by me: “Candles II”

The laziest show notes EVAR.

Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #46: Before Your Very Ear Buds

Curseword
Introbabble
Third in the star-studded “Billibub Baddings and the Case of the Singing Sword” podcast promo trilogy.
Ravyn Crescent Deadpan bumper
Dumbass Memories – my clueless teenage renfaire encounter
Double Dumbass on you!
Justa J0e’s date memory (great story, great production values)
Alvie’s lovey dovey Voicemail
Fridge contents – Brad P. from the Whole Lot of Nonsense podcast
Deadpan intro (?) – thanks Lou from GA
Deadpan interview – part 1
“Crescent” podcast novel promo by Phil Rossi
Unrelated thought
Gil from Milwaukee’s stranded VM
Paul from Des Moines Deadpan bumper
Exhibition Greasy Spoon?
Midrobabble
Heavy breathing voicemail
Deadpan interview – part 2
Chowder Radio podcast promo
Do-over. . . Album Cover Analysis: Scorpions – – Blackout
The point where we’ve all had enough
An apology
Outrobabble
My original music: “Pixie”

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My FarPoint Con appearance

So yes, I will be appearing at FarPoint Convention this weekend in Baltimore.
I’ll be there with print copies of Spherical Tomi. come one, come all, huzzah! Seriously. It would be great to see you there if you’re cool, if you live on the eastern seaboard, and if you can make it. There are plenty of really cool people schedule to be there. . . Ron Glass, Richard Hatch, Tee Morris, Keith RA DeCandido, Paul Fischer, and MANY MORE!

That’s it.

Jack Mangan’s Deadpan 45: NoroDeadpan

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Introbabble
Commander Adama’s secret fetish
TD-0013’s MS-Walk on the Wild Side bumper (donate ot his cause!)
Systryss from the Trystcast Deadpan bumper
Ear Buds – Andrea Smarty Hottie
Marlo Dianne’s strange Deadpan bumper
Really Big Things (by Paul Maki) recap.
Really Big Things (by Paul Maki) recap.
Phil Rossi solicting Pickle Tales votes
“Really Big Things” (by Paul Maki) is back!
Phil Rossi’s wife soliciting Pickle Tales votes
Unrelated Thought – Darth Zithromax?
Jeremy from Seattle goes to Starbucks. (No, he didn’t have to walk far)
Podconscience
Marlo Dianne “Prick”
Outrobabble
Quick Paul Maki joke
One Corner