its 2am, bet you can’t guess where your Smarty Hotties are
We were going to attempt a little play by play, anyone mind?
Oh you do mind? We annoy the fuck out of you?
Well… too bad 😉
night Jack!!!
(see what Jack doesn’t know is we are in his bed)
Hugh sez: Jack is almost going to bed at a decent hour
he is! Is he well?
ooo.. Hugh just had a good idea
brb
ok where were we….
Hugh sez: you were about to take your clothes off
No, thats not it
Hugh sez: are you sure?
yes baby, I’m sure 😉 you perv
Hugh sez: NBA playoffs babe!!!
oh… “joy”
I love how he transitions so seamlessly from sex to NBA
We know Deadpan is a hockey zone.. and Hugh has been watching the hockey but he wants to insert *snicker* a little basketball appreciation here.
So… These are Hugh’s NBA Playoff predictions*
* some of these predictions are based on love for a team and not necessarily the team he believes will make it
Celtics vs Hawks – Celtics
Lakers vs Nuggets – Nuggets
Pistons vs 76rs – Pistons
Hornets vs Mavericks – Hornets
Magic vs Raptors – Raptors
Spurs vs Suns – Spurs
Cavaliers vs Wizards- Cavaliers
Jazz vs Rockets – Rockets
We both have crushes on LeBron James.. dude is so fucking sexy.. and young.. he strong like bull…
Hugh sez: He is a really fucking talented player
So we decided if we ever meet him we are going to proposition him
LOL
Hugh sez: I wonder if i will be intimidated
I doubt it baby
Hugh sez: I would love to see you take both of us on
*swooooooooooooooon*
or you and Jordon
Hugh sez: *swooooooooon* If Jordan agreed to threesome with us, I would submit entirely to him
LOL! Wow!
Hugh sez: I would get on my knees for Jordan
you wouldn’t you liar!
Hugh sez: your right.. I couldn’t even suck Jordans cock
I could
Hugh sez: I know you could you dirty girl. and you will too. I can see it now. I would just sit there and watch him fuck you and keep saying to myself.. Jordan is fucking my wife, Jordan is fucking my wife!
LOL. Then you can do it right after baby and then it would be like you are having sex with him
Hugh sez: it would! lets do it! Lets go to Jordans house now and ask him!!!!
We can’t baby, remember the Mrs got he house in the divorce, we don’t know where he lives
Hugh sez: Can we proposition his wife too? She was a looker
sure we can 🙂
ok enough dreams about threesomes with hot NBA players
Hugh sez: I will dream about it tonight babe
Good Hughie 🙂
hmmmm… my Deadpan 92 isn’t loaded and mehaves no unshow
but have no fear
we are still on Deadpan 90
Smarty Hotties Deadpan 92 play by play continued….
Jack appreciates comments and contributions
he wants more lyrics
spherical jack *pause* M
Jelly beans
*typing*
445 won
wethinks Van has won a plane ticket to AZ by now
it will never be this date again
today can never be redone
I sure wish we could
Hugh sez: I know you do babe
today sucked 🙁
Hugh sez: it did, and its all my fault
you shut up, no its not.
you will not be this age, in this place on this date
Hugh sez: thank the gods
I know you are not talking about us here
we have to break 500 this week! Or umm.. a few weeks ago
Hugh sez: did we break it like Jack asked
me no not baby
he ain’t coming back after the music
nice mash up
I feel like I m startng to get sick 🙁
Hugh sez: no babe! No sickies!
I can feel it growing in my throat. A sore throat is coming
Hugh sez: the only thing that will prevent it is to coat your throat in cum
LOL.. I should of known. I wonder where I can find cum to coat my throat in
Hugh sez: I know a place
I bet you do perv
Trent swooooooooon!
Oh shit we are about to get in trouble
erm..
we gotta go
we’ll try to get to ep 91 another time
We aint at home and we need to go to bed now I guess 🙁
Don’t they know we are vampires???
We’ll have to let you know next time if Jack cme back after the music
we are going to transform into our vampire persona’s now and feed on these evil people
night pan
Night Jack and TSH’s
The Sun is shining and I’m off to Borders for some magazine hunting.
I see the Unshow games have begun in earnest already. What can this mean?
It means Jack may finally be getting a decent night’s sleep and I’ve blown it on the GJB guess again. 🙂
Morning Pan.
It’s a beautiful sunny day today… Before the snow hits tomorrow 🙁
Wake up!!!!
Morning Pan,
It’s sunny in Colorado today – after the snow here. We got quite a bit of snow yesterday. TEB, enjoy your nice day today!
I blew the GJB guess too. Ah well.
Off to work — evil empire, blah, blah.
Have an excellent day, everyone!
High of ten today… high of minus 10 on the weekend. Gotta love Calgary in spring.
(p.s. all temperatures in Celsius)
I hated 1997.
Seems like I had a pretty good time then.
Been pretty much downhill since late 1999 though.
Cool. That wrist calculator reminded me of back in the eighties when it was cool to have a watch/calculator.
“Engineers guide to cats” – Very nice TEB.
The Deadpan style of that presentation was most excellent! We should seek the producers out and have them join our little movement.
BTW – Adam Ant is currently crooning about “Friend or Foes”
I use a Casio fx-300ms for most of my manual calculations. A nice inexpensive financial calculator.
I think you win, Ditto as far as bigger and better calculators go 🙂
I have the Classic “TI-35” here in the desk drawer.
It did waaaaay more then I ever needed it to do but that is what all the cool geeks (oximoron?) in High School had!
You know it’s a happening place when we’re comparing calculators 😀
What would a nudist call a pocket calculator?
Uncomfortable?
A Caligulator ?
(music update) Kate Bush is telling us about “The Man with the Child in his eyes.” (/music update)
“And then our arrows of desire rewrite the speech,
And then he whispered would i,
Be safe, from mountain flowers?
And at first with the charm around him,
He loosened it so if it slipped between my breasts
Hed rescue it,”
Mmmm Yessss.
Who is Hed? (head?)
Enough of this silliness. I have a vacuum cleaner that needs me. Then it’ll be lunch time.
… and still my computer issue remains a mystery.
I’m off to the store then!
That’s how the lyric transposer wrote it, perhaps phonetically?
O HAI
HAI DUDE
The time a has come… I have to leave to US… I have to go to Cananda… I hate broader crossing… It is a pain in the ass.
The “broader” crossing may be a pain, but everything and everybody is cuter up here so it makes the trip soooooo worthwhile
(kidding, non-Cdn’s please don’t lynch me 🙂 )
Worst. Chocolate bar. EVAR!!!
White chocolate with dried kalamata olives. That’s right! Olives.
Excuse me whilst I go barf.
*hurRKKK*
Chocolate olives??? That doesn’t even sound good. You’re a braver man than I am Ditto. I doubt I would have even tried that.
The wife got some… extremely unusual chocolate bars as a Valentine’s present from a friend. We’ve been putting off trying them until now; didn’t want to just throw them away. Maybe we should.
*hurrRRRKK!!!*
So was the Valentine’s day gift from a friend or an enemy?
Supposed to be a friend.
So how does one say “thank you” to a friend like that?
“Tha hhrrrrrkkkk”
🙂
BTW: K Bush is “Running up THAT hill” at the moment.
Must be exhausting…all that hill running.
It’s okay Van, she made a deal with God.
fer yer pleasure — Jack Mangan Delux
incane I don’t pass the moderation — there is a new Jack Mangan toon at picasaweb.google.com/cheyenne.wright/PodcastFacebook
in case I don’t pass the moderation — there is a new Jack Mangan toon at my picasa portfolio
of course — they all go through — D’oh!
Sorry – you’re out of murgatory, Cheyenne.
Yes indeed, everyone — Cheyenne has created a masterpiece for me. Sorry for keeping it under wraps, CW. I’ve been withholding because I was trying to plot out a grand unveiling.
I am and humbled by his brilliant work, in awe of Cheyenne’s abilities, and in his debt.
oh… sorry.
didn’t mean to spoil an unveiling
With a scythe no less. They look cool!
Yup, I wonder if you can get Teflon poisoning…
Wow! Cool stuff!
jack is an art tease.
NICE!
Step over Wyle E. Coyote. Cheyenne is the new SUPER GENIUS.
Wait a second. You’re “, in awe of Cheyenne’s abilities, and in his debt?”
Well, if you’re in awe of Cheyenne’s debt, you haven’t seen nothing ’til you’ve seen mine!
Nah, no worries, Cheyenne. Nothing spoiled. I’ll still find a cool, dramatic use for that image 🙂
Thanks, man. I’m in awe of my debt to you.
This isn’t going to turn into a ‘my debt is bigger than your debt’ game is it?
Would make a change from `My God’s bigger than your God” though.
Somehow “Jack the Reaper” sounds vaguely familiar.
“Pans… Your reckoning day is coming….”
“Mangan… Kills pans dead…”
“Deadpan… It’s scythelating”
“No Pan is taken, before it’s time”
“Dishes… I don’t do stinking dishes”
“You bloody Pans, always thumping your chest, saying “see here.” Well piss off. Your dead now.”
Okay I’m reaching now. Better stop.
Sorry, don’t piss of your dead. Rather, piss off, you’re dead.
or for that matter — Don’t piss off the dead.
bad juju
They’re already pissed off enough as it is,,, being dead and all.
Awesome work man.
Okay Cheyenne, I have an idea for a t-shirt. Feel free to steal it and put it on Cafe Press.
A drawing of a zombie pan with the caption ” I want a podcast with BRAAAINNS”
FROM NOW ON, WHENEVER JACK POSTS ON THE COMMENT BOARDS, HE HAS TO FORMAT HIS POSTS LIKE THIS.
Just kidding. 😀 Awesome cartoon, Cheyenne!
^note: the all-caps text above is supposed to be smaller than the regular text, but either WordPress strips the “font” tag, or I should have used a value smaller than 3
So are there any medical conditions where one of the symptoms is a strong odour of brussels spouts?
Other an addiction to eating them.
+th
Well I know I can produce a strong odor from eating brussel sprouts, but it usually occurs the day after I’ve eaten them.
Awesome art, Cheyenne!!!
Okay, Jack, what we all really wanna know (but everyone else is too freaked out to ask) is just whose perfumed grandmother you have been licking???
Well the Ricola don’t have the wrinkles or the hairy moles, so that makes the experience a little different.
I have like an hour-long Youtube backlog, just from Deadpan alone.
97X-bammmmmmmmm-the future of rock n’ roll.
It happens. 🙂
“You Tube – because I don’t have time to.”
t-shirt fodder
Exlax.com… when you need to remove that backlog from your youtube.
Oh damn, I hit the submit button on the comment.
Would the area between the YouYube and the Yahoo be your YouTaint?
How come I’m envisioning a website like Flickr, except every photo is a brown line on a flesh color background?
ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok. 😛
Some twisted pAper chAse lyrics. Not in reference to anything, the song just played on my iPod:
In your tender place when you’re safe at home
There’s a tombstone that waits of your very own
While you’re rutting like beasts
In the sheets of my sterilized room
In your comfy bed, air-conditioned car
There are vapors and toxins to get you all
In the water you drink, in the air that you breath
In the soil under your shoe
I don’t know about you
But I am at peace, I know what it is that I must do
I hope you are sitting down, dear
Come hell or high water this sick world will know I was here
Enjoy Yourself (It’s Later than You Think) – Guy Lombardo
You work and work for years and years, you’re always on the go
You never take a minute off, too busy makin’ dough
Someday, you say, you’ll have your fun, when you’re a millionaire
Imagine all the fun you’ll have in your old rockin’ chair
Enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think
Enjoy yourself, while you’re still in the pink
The years go by, as quickly as a wink
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think
You’re gonna take that ocean trip, no matter, come what may
You’ve got your reservations made, but you just can’t get away
Next year for sure, you’ll see the world, you’ll really get around
But how far can you travel when you’re six feet underground?
Your heart of hearts, your dream of dreams, your ravishing brunette
She’s left you and she’s now become somebody else’s pet
Lay down that gun, don’t try, my friend, to reach the great beyond
You’ll have more fun by reaching for a redhead or a blonde
Enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think
Enjoy yourself, while you’re still in the pink
The years go by, as quickly as a wink
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think
Let that be a warning to NEVER listen to Theme time radio with Bob Dylan.
But it’s gonna take money
A whole lotta spending money
It’s gonna take plenty of money
To do it right child
It’s gonna take time
A whole lot of precious time
It’s gonna take patience and time, ummm
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it
To do it right”
That’s what George Harrison said, of course he’s dead now.
Nope, that is when water gets into your lungs, water intoxication happens if you drink too much water.
“In your tender place when you’re safe at home
There’s a tombstone that waits of your very own”
I believe Rhett already mentioned the Exlax.
😉
LOL, I guess I should have put a smiley behind my post. 🙂
The death of the women competing for a Wii was widely published around here.
Hopefully it’s a tombstone of smooth granite, not jagged limestone.
“The death of the women competing for a Wii”
Sounds like a 10cc lyric
here we go …
10CC – from “Englishman in New York
“Caught in the tunnel an ambulance howls
A men’s room attendant is flapping his jowls
Ssshh, Howard Johnson is moving his bowels
Strange apparatus, you’ve never seen
Strange apparatus, even stranger theme”
BTW: Jack – your “You taint” comment was show worthy.
I say you should insert it.
Tainted love, ow ow ow.
You know if George Michael wanted to revive his career, he’d become the new front man for Queen.
..and he has enough facial hair to come upto Queen standard.
Its snowing. Blech.
It’s sunning here. 😀
Maybe he should shave the beard and have a freakishly large mustache instead?
I love the FM Tribute concert. So good!!
David Bowie and Annie Lennox swoon!!
^Same here. I should see if that’s available on DVD. I’ve never been a George Michael fan, however based on his performance above, I think he captured the spirit of Freddy M. perfectly.
He needs a good handlebar mustache, so he can twirl it as he laughs manically like a pantomime villain.
While soliciting other men in the public rest room. . . . .
Actually, I agree. He has an amazing voice, and would be a damn good (i.e., probably way better than Paul Rodgers) stand-in, if Queen were to tour again.
Of course he’s no Freddy. . . but who could be? Axl Rose? Biz Markie?
Across the evening sky, all the birds are leaving
But how can they know it’s time for them to go?
Before the winter fire, I will still be dreaming
I have no thought of time
For who knows where the time goes?
Who knows where the time goes?
Sad, deserted shore, your fickle friends are leaving
Ah, but then you know it’s time for them to go
But I will still be here, I have no thought of leaving
I do not count the time
For who knows where the time goes?
Who knows where the time goes?
And I am not alone while my love is near me
I know it will be so until it’s time to go
So come the storms of winter and then the birds in spring again
I have no fear of time
For who knows how my love grows?
And who knows where the time goes?
..and you can hear the song sung by the lady herself at:
I am and Jack Mangan home state of New Jersey. I’m looking at the back of the Statue of Liberty’s head. It’s funny, they treat newcomers to America better than they treat the citizens of New Jersey. At least they get to see the front.
Then again, Jersey is one of the places that the do not trust their own citizens with the responsibility of making left-hand turns. Or the difficult skill of pumping their own gas.
Mush, afternoon.
Mush, evening.
I’m having a good writing day today.
Mush, bunghole.
Off to write a new intro tune. Wish I knew how to play guitar. Better.
Latin Simone (Que Pasa Contigo) by Gorillaz feat Ibrahim Ferrer
algo siempre te entristese
cuando todo va bien
que pasa contigo?
algo siemre te entristese
cuando todo va bien
que pasa contigo?
que pasa contigo?
dejalo si quieres continuar
no ocultes tu alma al sol
tienes una vida preciosa
de que sirve si solo
mueres suavemente
que pasa?
que pasa contigo?
que pasa contigo?
(mi hermano)
qQue pasa contigo?
escucha a tu propia voz
salva tu amor
que pasa contigo?
antes que se vaya
si todo va bien
que pasa contigo?
que pasa contigo?
mirate a ti mismo
enfrentalo
que pasa contigo?
mi hermano
ven animate
que pasa contigo?
Dubshack’s gonna do a show soon…
Well that almost makes me wish I could read Spanish.
Want to know how to ruin a non English song? pass it though google’s translator program:
Always something you entristese
If all goes well
Passing you?
Siemre something you entristese
If all goes well
Passing you?
Passing you?
Dejalo if you want to continue
Not hide your soul in the sun
Have a beautiful life
That serves itself
Die gently
What happens?
Passing you?
Passing you?
(My brother)
QQue passes you?
Listening to your own voice
Save your love
Passing you?
Soon to be
If all goes well
Passing you?
Passing you?
Mirate yourself
Enfrentalo
Passing you?
My brother
See Animate
Passing you?
algo siempre te entristese
there is always something you are scheming or that is going on
cuando todo va bien
when everyhting is fine
que pasa contigo?
what happened to you?
algo siemre te entristese
there is always something going on
cuando todo va bien
when everything is fine
que pasa contigo?
what happens to you
que pasa contigo?
what happens to you
dejalo si quieres continuar
leave it if you want ot move on
no ocultes tu alma al sol
dont burn your soul in the sun
tienes una vida preciosa
you have a precious life
de que sirve si solo
that can take care of itself
mueres suavemente
and dies slowly
que pasa?
what happened?
que pasa contigo?
what happened to you?
que pasa contigo?what happend to you
(mi hermano)
my brother
qQue pasa contigo?
what happened to you
escucha a tu propia voz
listen to the right voice for you
salva tu amor
save your love
que pasa contigo?
what happened to you?
antes que se vaya
befor eyou left?
si todo va bien
if everything was fine?
que pasa contigo?
what happened to you?
que pasa contigo?
what happened to you?
mirate a ti mismo
look at yourself
enfrentalo
confront yourself
que pasa contigo?
what happened to you?
mi hermano
my brother
ven animate
go live
que pasa contigo?
what happened to you
in other words.. her brother will alwyas make up some drama when his life is going good and he will leave and fuck everything up
this has been your deadpan spanish translation service.
have a nice day
todays Reason to drink
April 20, 2008
It’s International Cannabis Day. Enough said.
Guess I should go fire up a bowl eh?
So drink drink, it’s never to late
To drink drink, this town is so great
Let’s drink drink, to no great suprise.
but what words rhyme with “burried alive”?
What words rhyme with “Burried alive”?
TMBG “Drink”
And, it’s Monday.
god, i’m so excited…..
I had this weird idea last night before going to bed, and it was weird cause typically these things should happen while I’m sleeping… but I was like “I wonder how many people I could get to marry me online…” Kinda like that whole spiritual marriage crap, only podmarriage.
I could be a podligamist.
soooo sleepy 🙁
Morning Pan!
I’m really tired of winter…
looks like we have a real “Mehday” going here for the Deadpan.
Meh 😕
day
Podligamy! Come on people, comedy gold here.
I was gonna throw in Podsexual too, but I guess we’re meh.
200
Mehsexual? I haven’t heard of that one. 🙂
One of the issues I have with the stupid weather is that the roads are such I have to drive my daughter for her doctor’s appt. I don’t feel safe with her driving herself. 🙁
Can we have mehligamy?
My marriage vows supported polygamy: we were suppose to marry four better, four worse…
I think I over did the back exercises yesterday, coupled with this generic over the counter acid reflux medicine, I was 50/50 on coming in to work today. Let’s see how the Tums and Iberprofen do. *grumble, grumble*
Of course then there’s always Podivorce. Judge, I can’t live with half the bandwidth!
Our little podcast is four years old and quite a show
So we spell out the words we don’t want him to understand
Like T-O-Y or maybe S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E
But the words we’re hiding from him now
Tear the heart right out of me.
Our P-O-D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today
Me and little J-O-E will be goin’ pod-fading away
I love you both and it will be pure H-E double L for me
Oh, I wish that we could stop this P-O-D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
-Tammy Wynette (sort of)
Well, I’m off to take my Boo to the doctor’s.
Later.
^LOL
When you’re done with Boo, take me.
Docmehs
troubleshootingmeh … still
Well, shoot – I see everyone beside Dub has been stricken weith Mehtaint as well this oh so fine Monday….
And, yes, Dub – that was comedy gold.
Mehtaint is the word, is the word, is the word.
Dub, there was a cute Texan girl in a blue dress all over the TV news this weekend. She’s recently been separated (with some help from the FBI). If you don’t mind the monobrow, she might be game for a podligamist marriage.
… who we gonna call ?
TAINT BUSTERS !!!!!!!
“Don’t touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I’m going to pack my things and go
Tainted love, tainted love
Touch me baby, tainted love
Tainted love”
From Meh Cell
Back from meh (that’s right I said meh) doctor’s. They were only 45 minutes behind schedule! She’s been transferred to a new doctor. That’s always stressful.
Trust me Rhettro, you don’t want to go to these doctors. They’re for “crazy people”
I saw that girl Jack, she’s not quite my type. Too old really.
Prerequisite for podmarrying Dubshack: Must have a Second Life Avatar that looks like Avril Lavigne. And have a nice voice.
“Meh Boomerang Won’t Come Back”
Well in that case TEB I may just qualify.
Dub, does your wife know you’re looking for pod-wife? Is this a different version of the Invasion of the Pod People?
My daughter like to joke that she can do all the silly things she wants. When she does, if anybody asks her “are you crazy?”, she’s one of the few people who can answer in the affirmative 🙂
Mehsing Mehsing Mehsing Mehsing
One of our submarines
is Mehsing tonight
Since it ran aground
on the taint.
– ThoMeh Dolby
“I can smell the Chem-meh-cals”
Yea for Rhett!
“Good heavens Meh Yakamotto, you’re Beautifull!”
“Nobody knows the Mehbble I’ve seen”
LOL
Battlestar Galacticmeh?
Raiders of the Lost Meh
The X-Files: I Want to Mehlieve
Lee Amada-meh?
“Invasion of the Meh Snatchers”
Don’t let the Meh-people get you!
I have to do meh housework, so I’m off.
It’s a meh-stery to me
I’ll stop the world and meh with you.
Jack Mehgan has spoken.
So shall meh be.
Meh say we all.
Ha! Meh say we all.
So meh we all!
So EssBee, did you like the last BSG episode?
Not sure how I felt about the dramatic turn(s) of events. (he says, troding carefully on the thin spoiler ice)
I liked it 🙂
I have yet to watch any of season 4. I will. . . eventually.
… wait a minute … no MAN could maintain this much Deadpan for this long!!!!
OMG !!! Jack Mangan IS the final Cylon!!!!
I’ve been found out!
J0e must have spotted my glowing red spine when we. . . . er. . . . never mind.
I saw the errors of my ways and purchased seasons 1 through 3 of BSG on DVD. The Misses and I are hooked. Ready to start the last few disks of season 3. I’ve got the current episodes of season 4 sitting on my DVR. Hopefully I’ll be completely caught up in a week or two. No spoilers until then. *glare!*
My wife knows nothing of my online life, nor cares.
Meh.
sorry, Joe! I had to pay attention to meh work a little. Evil empire might be watching.
I am loving the new season so far, but this last episode was SHOCKING. No spoilers for Rhettro (about time, by meh way), but woah. I’m also not sure how I feel about the recent turn. But I do like to be able to say “I did not see THAT coming.”
Sorry again JOe — I’ll get your name right from here on meh.
So Mario Kart on the Wii.
After trying to play online using the wheel and getting my ass handed to me time after time, I decided to use the classic controller.
What a difference it makes…I can actually manage not to fall off the road (time after time) on the Rainbow course.
So Meh for the Wheel and Wahoo for the classic controller.
Cough
“The meh weaves as the meh wills.”
I think I missed the Shock with the latest episode of BSG. It was an interesting development but hardy shocking (not in the same league as Adama getting shot).
Is it safe to stop using Meh? or do I need an umbrella…
Forecasters predict an 85% chance of meh, with sighs considered highly likely.
Yeah, I think the main meh progenitors have moved on for the day. Use meh or not with your own discretion.
I’m still here, but meh-free for the duration.
EssBee – my brain really really wants to change your name to EasyBee … so anyway you want to spell mine is okay. 🙂
Say, can anyone recommend some Mac-based software (free or shareware of course) for editing DVD files?
I have plenty of video editing and DVD authoring software but I have this sudden need to edit a scene out of a DVD.
EasyBee is a funny twist, JOe. The nickname started out as kind of a joke and now seems to be sticking. You, too, can call me anything you want!
Of course I would never go so far as to imply that you are the sort of Bee who would sting just anyone!
(bad French accent) Huh Huh Huh (/bad French accent)
I just keep transposing your second “s” as an “e” and Whala ( which is French for “Eureka” … which is Greek for “saxophone”) it becomes Es-e-Bee.
Yesterday was a very Meh day over here. Today, not so much. Shopping and laundry have been accomplished. Now, writing.
My 2GB iPod is almost full. I have 137 (!!!) podcast episodes I haven’t listened to yet. (Granted, many of those are past Songs of the Day and NanoMonkeys episodes, but still.) I need to pull out the iPod more when I have quiet moments in my day, seriously.
Es-e-Bee works for me, JOe! It’s funny in the context of the nickname:
A fan Star Wars adventure where you choose your path through the drama (like those ‘Choose your Own Adventure’ range of books).
Well, I’m glad to see that Deadpan was able to take its lemons and make le-meh-naide yesterday. Tasty!
As for BSG – grrrr…someone who engaged in a nasty bit of plot twist in that episode better get spaced before the end of the season.
I’m also having trouble remembering who the good guys are that I’m supposed to be pulling for.
Hey folks!
Well, Fox was in the hospital Sunday night for observation, with grunting for breath the main reason we went to the ER. He’s got the slightest touch of pneumonia, and it appears he is following in Darcy’s genes and developing asthma. We’re hoping it never gets as bad for him as Darcy had it, as she grew up with her mother’s smoking in the house all the time. We don’t smoke.
So he’s back home and pretty content, we’re struggling with the liquid meds, any tips on getting a 2 year old to take their medicine?
I think I’ll cross-post this in my LJ, I’m too lazy to formulate a separate entry…
Maybe the electronic Cylons will take over..one can but hope.
Morning Pan.
Another day, another day of trouble shooting my “workstation” computer.
Sorry to hear about Fox JB. Hope the little guy gets to feeling better.
Did they give you those little “eyedropper” medicine dispensers? Those are good for medicating small children.
Morning Pan.
Good wishes for Fox, JB.
Sending good vibes.
Citrucel: It’s like Tang, but it makes you poop.
Hey Gang,
I’m feeling much better than yesterday. The headaches gone, the music aches mostly gone and my stomach doesn’t have that full on heartburn. I hope it is a continuing trend.
Amy: Congratz on the writing. It’s good to be in the habit of keeping your creative side nurished. I still have some pretty hefty house projects to complete, but my hope is sometime towards the middle of May, I might have some time to invest in my creative side.
JB: Sorry to hear about Fox. As it turns out, both my son and daughter inherited my asthma. But luckily, my son’s is mostly in control with medicine and my daughter has shown less symtems the older she gets.
Ed: I’m still not caught up on BSG (one more EP of Season 3 and I’ll be on 4), but I’ve felt that way since season 2. I’ve got some theories, but I don’t want to be spoilerific until I’m caught up. LOL
And Dub, I’m looking forward to FBR 8.
And?
“Jack Jaffee is gonna shit his pants when he hears FPR 8. And everyone else is gonna hate me for it.”
Tainted Dub? 😉
Glad your feeling better Rhett.
“the music aches mostly gone ”
soooo many places to go with this but I’m late to go get a haircut.
Once I pod to you (I pod)
Now I’ll pod from you
This tainted Dub you’ve given
I give you all a Dub could give you
Take my posts and that’s not nearly all
Oh…tainted Dub
Tainted Dub
Evidently my mental state hasn’t improved much however. LOL
Sorry, EssBee. I hadn’t checked on availability when I posted. I just thought they looked cool.
No worry, ditto. I need another novelty t like I need a hole in the head!
Sorry to hear about Fox. For the liquid meds, I usually have to bribe them with a cup of juice to rinse it down with and a cookie.
You know, you can take this as a spoiler possibly, but regarding the last BSG, I think it was the first time they use frak specifically to describe a conjugal act rather than the usual general swearing. On the one hand, I’d expect a complaint to be filed with the FCC. But, on the other hand, the type of folks who would make such a complaint are probably not watching BSG to begin with.
I will say it has gotten a bit tougher in that there’s no way I’ll let the kids watch it with the wife and I anymore. That’s a bit sad in a way since that was certainly not a problem with the original BSG.
JB: sorry about Fox.
Ed: The difference between the original and the new is like night & day. The new is definitely PG-13. 🙂
Ed – you are right bout the differrence between the two incarnations of BSG.
I did not watch the first few episodes of season 1 BSG because I thought it was going to be a re-do of the original “kiddy-pop” version which I didn’t much care for even as a kid.
Thankfully, this version was made for adults … and made well.
I wonder if Dub is going to confess his undying love for Jack Jaffe, thus explaining the stool in pants comment.
cough
So I’ve just eaten a Belgian waffle that was over a month old and had no mould whatsoever. It must score highly on the junk food scale when even mould won’t grow on it.
I’d always been a little surprised that the new BS:G had no “Parental Discretion” advisory.
Poor Fox! JB, I’ve had some success with the plastic medicine droppers. Tuck it (gently) against their cheek and it’s harder for them to spit the meds out. I hope he recovers quickly.
Van: that CYOA is cool, but it angers me. You’ll hear why tomorrow night. (how obnoxious was that?? sorry:) )
(parentheses)
I saw the original BSG pilot at the cinema in the late 70’s (it got a theatrical release here in the UK). Ws really good fun at the time, but I can’t watch it now…it hasn’t dated very well.
CYOA?
mystified…
Choose Your Own Adventure -COYA
groan
CYOA even.
Move along, silly brit getting brain freeze here…
Vanamonde: you just typed out exactly what went through my brain. Word for word!
Cover Your Own Ass
Chasing Young Owls Akimbo
Chugging Yellow Orange Aid
As a kid I remember watching the original BSG. The first season was pretty good, but the rest was very slow. And with the budget cuts, when they would show the same cylon raiders breaking the same way, over and over again I was burnt out and had to move along. In fact, I was so burnt out I wasn’t interested in the new BSG. The new BSG is an improvement in everyway possible, aside from a few odd things here and there, it’s pretty solid.
Celery Yields Olfactory Arousal
Carnivorous Yeti Ovulate Aggressively
Could Yellow Orchestrate Anarchy?
Carl Yastremski’s Orange Armpit
Change Your Own Armour
Coyote yikes! Overdraft, ACME.
Chug Yorkshire Oil Ale
Capture Youthful Oath Action
Change Your Own Armour
Deleting my browser cache and moving to Antarctica may be a good idea.
4/10 on the test for me. Thankfully; punctuation? doesn’t:matter on teh_internetz,
I see from a quick peek that I’m going to have to wait until the kids are too bed to check Trucker’s link. I am a’skeert!
I’m in a fairly good mood, so I don’t think I’ll go down that rabbit hole with Trucker. 😉
Punctuation? The future is ZeroPunctuation!
Public service announcement –
I normally don’t participate in “internet lynch mobs” but this is from a guy I’ve known on-line for about 5 years. His mother was apparently one of the “perp’s” victoms.
jaj
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I am sending this link to the group so you all can watch for these people and redistribute this in as many ways as possible to get the word out.
This is a web page that has information about a woman (Debbie Jones) and a man they believe abducted her.
I personally don’t know her but the man (Mike Doyel) was the SOB that ran off with my mother for a few months about 8 years ago. This story is real and not a hoax.
Ironically it was Salt Lake PD that finally captured Doyel when he was on the run with my mother.
Now he has run off with a woman from Salt Lake …
Please pass this information along to as many as you can, to try to catch this idiot before he puts this family through the hell he put me and my family through eight years ago.
Our story had a happy ending … I flew to Salt Lake and drove my mother and her car home … that was a long 17 hours for mother to have to listen to me tell her what we had gone through to save her from this freak. She had no idea of what was going on with him or us, he had her totally isolated from any contact.
Here is some info that the site don’t have:
Mike is schizophrenic and he also passes himself off as a woman at times to help avoid being caught.
Any help is greatly appreciated.
Jim
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Anyone want to take bets on how many points Obama will loose Pensylvania by?
My vote is 14.
Despite early exit polls saying 2/3rds of voters over 49% believe Hillary was more negative than Obama.
I’m allowed to be pessimistic. It’s a Tuesday primary day and I still haven’t gotten my test results back. I’m waiting for that call that says “Nope, nothing wrong there…”
just got this update
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Well I am sorry to report that they caught Doyel at a hotel in Branson, Missouri today and found the body of Debbie Jones in the trunk of the car.
My prayers go out to this family as it saddens me to know that this was preventable.
Thanks to all that spread the flyer to help.
Jim
Definitely sad news, Joe. I think that guys needs a dose of Samuel L. Jackson with a robot arm to make sure he doesn’t strike again.
Ed is right and Ed is right.
And the Deadpanpalooza III voting page is now closed. Winners announced in tomorrow’s Deadpan episode. Night.
Morning Pan,
Well you were close with 14 Dub, Hilary won by 10 points over Obama according to BBC news.
Any mothers to be who would like a boy should check out:
Day ???? of troubleshooting this workstation.
I had to spend half of yesterday, backing-up/recording to disc about 10 gigs worth of data to clear space on a drive. I was hoping to install a working version of the OS9 on that drive.
I did, and it wouldn’t boot up from it.
So …
I blindly stumble onward.
On the positive side … Will Smith is currently “Getting Jiggy wi’d it”.
Oh dang, Smartie Hottie had to bring up Kylie Minogue. Now I need to spend the rest of my afternoon in my bunk. l8r.
(Homer Simpson) mmmmmmmm mMnogue (/Homer Simpson)
How bad is it that I preconcieved on awakening this morning that the highlight of my day would occur at 10pm tonight with the airing of a new Ghost Hunters.
That’s pretty bad, Dub, if you are looking forward to watching “Ghost Hunters”. 😉
But Kylie was in the Xmas special and not the first episode of S4 of Dr Who.
Martha’s back this Saturday..wahoo!
In the U.S. … our season 4 started with the Ms. Minogue, Xmas Special
Just got my test results back. They were normal. Which means another six months of pain that can’t be treated or identified before anything happens again.
J0e, Rhettro: Thanks! Writing is moving along really well now. I had a really good time at last night’s write-in.
I got 6/10 on the punctuation quiz.
Finally listening to this week’s Unshow.
heeheehee, I got a GJB point again! 🙂 And a Greasy Spoon Comment!
Between the Podthroat jokes and the Cthulhu Haiku, this is probably the funniest Unshow we’ve had!
I thought the Cthulhu C’chu Haiku was funny 2.
It’s been a punishing couple days at work between irrate clients and co-workers, but in the end I’ve come out relatively unscathed. That’s saying something.
Rhett is a shinning example of what perseverance and Kevlar undies can achieve.
Hoo-ray for Kelvar!
Dub, I’m also sorry to hear that you haven’t identified the source of your pain. I hope you find a doctor that can identify your problem.
Maybe Dub just needs a robot arm.
Yah, we make light Dub but I’m sorry things didn’t get sorted out for you.
Maybe though, this will be the last night of the rest of your pain!
or something like that.
In billiards you …
^Just the first three words are enough to get a chuckle out of me. That means it’s a good inside joke. 🙂
Morning Pan,
Last shift of the week today and after that I’m on holiday for a week.
not that it even matters but my comment about Doctor Who the Kylie Minogue comment was about the xmas episode, and the adipose comment was about episode 1.
We watched the 2 episodes back to back today
I hope everyone is doing good this evening 🙂
now I gotta go either find something to occupy my insomnia evening, or take something to knock myself out.. probably should sleep eh?
Hey Smarty Hotties.
386 – official score.
Midnight Oil is not just a band with a bald guy.
Oh man, I think I’m going to rot in DP hell over the Kylie Mingoue thing.
Time to find a dark, deep, place to hide in.
Hi Jack 🙂
of course you are still up 🙂 go to sleep dammit!!!!
I came back to tell Deadpan about my new vampire porn books I just discovered! In case anyone else here likes vampire porn.. I love vampire porn. Vampires are so hot…
But the author is Stephanie Meyer and she has a vampire book series called the Twilight Series.. with Edward the vampire *swooooooon*
I wish Hugh would be turned into a vampire, then he could turn me! It would be great!
why you say that Van???
I’m crtainly not upset at you 🙂 just saw the confusion and tried to clarify my previous statement
Phew!
According to her Bio, she lives in Phoenix Arizona:
Firsties!
Morning Pan, time for some Frosties.
Van!
OK, off to catch some much-needed sleep.
Hi new unshow!
its 2am, bet you can’t guess where your Smarty Hotties are
We were going to attempt a little play by play, anyone mind?
Oh you do mind? We annoy the fuck out of you?
Well… too bad 😉
night Jack!!!
(see what Jack doesn’t know is we are in his bed)
Hugh sez: Jack is almost going to bed at a decent hour
he is! Is he well?
ooo.. Hugh just had a good idea
brb
ok where were we….
Hugh sez: you were about to take your clothes off
No, thats not it
Hugh sez: are you sure?
yes baby, I’m sure 😉 you perv
Hugh sez: NBA playoffs babe!!!
oh… “joy”
I love how he transitions so seamlessly from sex to NBA
We know Deadpan is a hockey zone.. and Hugh has been watching the hockey but he wants to insert *snicker* a little basketball appreciation here.
So… These are Hugh’s NBA Playoff predictions*
* some of these predictions are based on love for a team and not necessarily the team he believes will make it
Celtics vs Hawks – Celtics
Lakers vs Nuggets – Nuggets
Pistons vs 76rs – Pistons
Hornets vs Mavericks – Hornets
Magic vs Raptors – Raptors
Spurs vs Suns – Spurs
Cavaliers vs Wizards- Cavaliers
Jazz vs Rockets – Rockets
We both have crushes on LeBron James.. dude is so fucking sexy.. and young.. he strong like bull…
Hugh sez: He is a really fucking talented player
So we decided if we ever meet him we are going to proposition him
LOL
Hugh sez: I wonder if i will be intimidated
I doubt it baby
Hugh sez: I would love to see you take both of us on
*swooooooooooooooon*
or you and Jordon
Hugh sez: *swooooooooon* If Jordan agreed to threesome with us, I would submit entirely to him
LOL! Wow!
Hugh sez: I would get on my knees for Jordan
you wouldn’t you liar!
Hugh sez: your right.. I couldn’t even suck Jordans cock
I could
Hugh sez: I know you could you dirty girl. and you will too. I can see it now. I would just sit there and watch him fuck you and keep saying to myself.. Jordan is fucking my wife, Jordan is fucking my wife!
LOL. Then you can do it right after baby and then it would be like you are having sex with him
Hugh sez: it would! lets do it! Lets go to Jordans house now and ask him!!!!
We can’t baby, remember the Mrs got he house in the divorce, we don’t know where he lives
Hugh sez: Can we proposition his wife too? She was a looker
sure we can 🙂
ok enough dreams about threesomes with hot NBA players
Hugh sez: I will dream about it tonight babe
Good Hughie 🙂
hmmmm… my Deadpan 92 isn’t loaded and mehaves no unshow
but have no fear
we are still on Deadpan 90
Smarty Hotties Deadpan 92 play by play continued….
Jack appreciates comments and contributions
he wants more lyrics
spherical jack *pause* M
Jelly beans
*typing*
445 won
wethinks Van has won a plane ticket to AZ by now
it will never be this date again
today can never be redone
I sure wish we could
Hugh sez: I know you do babe
today sucked 🙁
Hugh sez: it did, and its all my fault
you shut up, no its not.
you will not be this age, in this place on this date
Hugh sez: thank the gods
I know you are not talking about us here
we have to break 500 this week! Or umm.. a few weeks ago
Hugh sez: did we break it like Jack asked
me no not baby
he ain’t coming back after the music
nice mash up
I feel like I m startng to get sick 🙁
Hugh sez: no babe! No sickies!
I can feel it growing in my throat. A sore throat is coming
Hugh sez: the only thing that will prevent it is to coat your throat in cum
LOL.. I should of known. I wonder where I can find cum to coat my throat in
Hugh sez: I know a place
I bet you do perv
Trent swooooooooon!
Oh shit we are about to get in trouble
erm..
we gotta go
we’ll try to get to ep 91 another time
We aint at home and we need to go to bed now I guess 🙁
Don’t they know we are vampires???
We’ll have to let you know next time if Jack cme back after the music
we are going to transform into our vampire persona’s now and feed on these evil people
night pan
Night Jack and TSH’s
The Sun is shining and I’m off to Borders for some magazine hunting.
I see the Unshow games have begun in earnest already. What can this mean?
It means Jack may finally be getting a decent night’s sleep and I’ve blown it on the GJB guess again. 🙂
Morning Pan.
It’s a beautiful sunny day today… Before the snow hits tomorrow 🙁
Wake up!!!!
Morning Pan,
It’s sunny in Colorado today – after the snow here. We got quite a bit of snow yesterday. TEB, enjoy your nice day today!
I blew the GJB guess too. Ah well.
Off to work — evil empire, blah, blah.
Have an excellent day, everyone!
High of ten today… high of minus 10 on the weekend. Gotta love Calgary in spring.
(p.s. all temperatures in Celsius)
I hated 1997.
Seems like I had a pretty good time then.
Been pretty much downhill since late 1999 though.
Did you see the video of the guy trapped in an elevator for 41 hours?
http://www.newyorker.com/online/video/2008/04/21/080421_elevators
OK
Maybe that IS worse then the two hours of fruitless computer “troubleshooting” I have just done.
May I just say “meh”.
I often “punish” my cats with corporal cuddling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4
http://www.engadget.com/2008/04/17/samsung-ceo-charged-with-fraud-wont-be-arrested/
One law for the rich, one law for the poor.
Cool calculators on that video TEB.
This is actually kind of cool. A low maintenance aquarium.
http://www.kqed.org/quest/television/view/844
Ok, I think I need to be charged with fraud if that’s going to be my punishment.
For the person with a calculator fetish:
http://www.nvg.org/sinclair/calculators/calculators.htm
Cool. That wrist calculator reminded me of back in the eighties when it was cool to have a watch/calculator.
“Engineers guide to cats” – Very nice TEB.
The Deadpan style of that presentation was most excellent! We should seek the producers out and have them join our little movement.
BTW – Adam Ant is currently crooning about “Friend or Foes”
I use a Casio fx-300ms for most of my manual calculations. A nice inexpensive financial calculator.
http://www.casio.com/products/Calculators_%26_Dictionaries/Scientific_%26_Financial/FX-300MSPlus/
“Atom Ant! Up and at ’em!
I still use my HP 28S
http://www.hpmuseum.org/img/28ss.jpg
I think you win, Ditto as far as bigger and better calculators go 🙂
I have the Classic “TI-35” here in the desk drawer.
It did waaaaay more then I ever needed it to do but that is what all the cool geeks (oximoron?) in High School had!
You know it’s a happening place when we’re comparing calculators 😀
What would a nudist call a pocket calculator?
Uncomfortable?
A Caligulator ?
(music update) Kate Bush is telling us about “The Man with the Child in his eyes.” (/music update)
“And then our arrows of desire rewrite the speech,
And then he whispered would i,
Be safe, from mountain flowers?
And at first with the charm around him,
He loosened it so if it slipped between my breasts
Hed rescue it,”
Mmmm Yessss.
Who is Hed? (head?)
Enough of this silliness. I have a vacuum cleaner that needs me. Then it’ll be lunch time.
… and still my computer issue remains a mystery.
I’m off to the store then!
That’s how the lyric transposer wrote it, perhaps phonetically?
O HAI
HAI DUDE
The time a has come… I have to leave to US… I have to go to Cananda… I hate broader crossing… It is a pain in the ass.
The “broader” crossing may be a pain, but everything and everybody is cuter up here so it makes the trip soooooo worthwhile
(kidding, non-Cdn’s please don’t lynch me 🙂 )
Worst. Chocolate bar. EVAR!!!
White chocolate with dried kalamata olives. That’s right! Olives.
Excuse me whilst I go barf.
*hurRKKK*
Chocolate olives??? That doesn’t even sound good. You’re a braver man than I am Ditto. I doubt I would have even tried that.
The wife got some… extremely unusual chocolate bars as a Valentine’s present from a friend. We’ve been putting off trying them until now; didn’t want to just throw them away. Maybe we should.
*hurrRRRKK!!!*
So was the Valentine’s day gift from a friend or an enemy?
Supposed to be a friend.
So how does one say “thank you” to a friend like that?
“Tha hhrrrrrkkkk”
🙂
BTW: K Bush is “Running up THAT hill” at the moment.
Must be exhausting…all that hill running.
It’s okay Van, she made a deal with God.
fer yer pleasure — Jack Mangan Delux
incane I don’t pass the moderation — there is a new Jack Mangan toon at picasaweb.google.com/cheyenne.wright/PodcastFacebook
in case I don’t pass the moderation — there is a new Jack Mangan toon at my picasa portfolio
of course — they all go through — D’oh!
Sorry – you’re out of murgatory, Cheyenne.
Yes indeed, everyone — Cheyenne has created a masterpiece for me. Sorry for keeping it under wraps, CW. I’ve been withholding because I was trying to plot out a grand unveiling.
I am and humbled by his brilliant work, in awe of Cheyenne’s abilities, and in his debt.
oh… sorry.
didn’t mean to spoil an unveiling
With a scythe no less. They look cool!
Yup, I wonder if you can get Teflon poisoning…
Wow! Cool stuff!
jack is an art tease.
NICE!
Step over Wyle E. Coyote. Cheyenne is the new SUPER GENIUS.
Wait a second. You’re “, in awe of Cheyenne’s abilities, and in his debt?”
Well, if you’re in awe of Cheyenne’s debt, you haven’t seen nothing ’til you’ve seen mine!
Nah, no worries, Cheyenne. Nothing spoiled. I’ll still find a cool, dramatic use for that image 🙂
Thanks, man. I’m in awe of my debt to you.
This isn’t going to turn into a ‘my debt is bigger than your debt’ game is it?
Would make a change from `My God’s bigger than your God” though.
Somehow “Jack the Reaper” sounds vaguely familiar.
“Pans… Your reckoning day is coming….”
“Mangan… Kills pans dead…”
“Deadpan… It’s scythelating”
“No Pan is taken, before it’s time”
“Dishes… I don’t do stinking dishes”
“You bloody Pans, always thumping your chest, saying “see here.” Well piss off. Your dead now.”
Okay I’m reaching now. Better stop.
Sorry, don’t piss of your dead. Rather, piss off, you’re dead.
or for that matter — Don’t piss off the dead.
bad juju
They’re already pissed off enough as it is,,, being dead and all.
Awesome work man.
Okay Cheyenne, I have an idea for a t-shirt. Feel free to steal it and put it on Cafe Press.
A drawing of a zombie pan with the caption ” I want a podcast with BRAAAINNS”
FROM NOW ON, WHENEVER JACK POSTS ON THE COMMENT BOARDS, HE HAS TO FORMAT HIS POSTS LIKE THIS.
Just kidding. 😀 Awesome cartoon, Cheyenne!
^note: the all-caps text above is supposed to be smaller than the regular text, but either WordPress strips the “font” tag, or I should have used a value smaller than 3
So are there any medical conditions where one of the symptoms is a strong odour of brussels spouts?
Other an addiction to eating them.
+th
Well I know I can produce a strong odor from eating brussel sprouts, but it usually occurs the day after I’ve eaten them.
Awesome art, Cheyenne!!!
Okay, Jack, what we all really wanna know (but everyone else is too freaked out to ask) is just whose perfumed grandmother you have been licking???
Well the Ricola don’t have the wrinkles or the hairy moles, so that makes the experience a little different.
yeh … that’s pretty much a comment stopper.
Morning, Pan.
Hairy moles and brussell sprouts. Hmm.
Another catchy song from Kykke Li. Interesting video too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngd45o-M_M4
And a faint scent of lavender.
Ah the oh so tame 70’s:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIPv9AtZ2zE&feature=related
I have come to impart wisdom on the followers of the mother fucking way:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYHOnP3hLz0
That is all.
So much Youtube, so little lunch hour.
I’ll have to say JfS wins this round of “Battle of the Youtube Stars”
Wow….
😯
Jeremy imparts much wisdom.
oh wait – JEREMY IMPARTS MUCH WISDOM.
I’m really liking “Thi$ W1ll D3$troy You”
http://www.myspace.com/thiswilldestroyyou
Today, Jeremy is the RAINING king of the You tube.
He’s the rain man?
I always considered myself more of an ass man, and rain has certain connotations…
[zonday]Chocolate Rain[/zonday]
(water balloon action changes “Reigning” King to RAINing king )
… and YES, he is. He’s a very good driver.
K Mart sucks!
Via Journalista: A set of X-rated movie posters from the 60s & 70s.
http://www.xratedcollection.com/gallery/xrated/adult-movie-posters-gallery.htm
“I felt it coming”
lol
A coworker was on a press check in Singapore when they were printing one of our books and that one was on press so he got a copy.
Me likey Lykke Li.
And I have a weird desire to sing “99 Red Balloons.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYMaIzFq1Iw&feature=related
Shades of Opeth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5IpHczLeV8
Oh man, I need to get Insomnium’s latest.
Love Finnish melodic death metal. LUV!
I have like an hour-long Youtube backlog, just from Deadpan alone.
97X-bammmmmmmmm-the future of rock n’ roll.
It happens. 🙂
“You Tube – because I don’t have time to.”
t-shirt fodder
Exlax.com… when you need to remove that backlog from your youtube.
Oh damn, I hit the submit button on the comment.
Would the area between the YouYube and the Yahoo be your YouTaint?
How come I’m envisioning a website like Flickr, except every photo is a brown line on a flesh color background?
ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok. 😛
Some twisted pAper chAse lyrics. Not in reference to anything, the song just played on my iPod:
In your tender place when you’re safe at home
There’s a tombstone that waits of your very own
While you’re rutting like beasts
In the sheets of my sterilized room
In your comfy bed, air-conditioned car
There are vapors and toxins to get you all
In the water you drink, in the air that you breath
In the soil under your shoe
I don’t know about you
But I am at peace, I know what it is that I must do
I hope you are sitting down, dear
Come hell or high water this sick world will know I was here
Enjoy Yourself (It’s Later than You Think) – Guy Lombardo
You work and work for years and years, you’re always on the go
You never take a minute off, too busy makin’ dough
Someday, you say, you’ll have your fun, when you’re a millionaire
Imagine all the fun you’ll have in your old rockin’ chair
Enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think
Enjoy yourself, while you’re still in the pink
The years go by, as quickly as a wink
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think
You’re gonna take that ocean trip, no matter, come what may
You’ve got your reservations made, but you just can’t get away
Next year for sure, you’ll see the world, you’ll really get around
But how far can you travel when you’re six feet underground?
Your heart of hearts, your dream of dreams, your ravishing brunette
She’s left you and she’s now become somebody else’s pet
Lay down that gun, don’t try, my friend, to reach the great beyond
You’ll have more fun by reaching for a redhead or a blonde
Enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think
Enjoy yourself, while you’re still in the pink
The years go by, as quickly as a wink
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think
Let that be a warning to NEVER listen to Theme time radio with Bob Dylan.
Just got from seeing:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flashbacks_of_a_Fool
Although sad, it was a pleasant enough film.
“Set on you
I got my mind set on you
Set on you
But it’s gonna take money
A whole lotta spending money
It’s gonna take plenty of money
To do it right child
It’s gonna take time
A whole lot of precious time
It’s gonna take patience and time, ummm
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it
To do it right”
That’s what George Harrison said, of course he’s dead now.
He should never have swallowed that fly.
For those of you trying to avoid all means of man made toxins in you life, I present you with oxygen poisoning.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxygen_toxicity
True Van. True.
A close relative to oxygen toxicity is water intoxication:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_toxicity
Isn’t that called drowning?
Nope, that is when water gets into your lungs, water intoxication happens if you drink too much water.
“In your tender place when you’re safe at home
There’s a tombstone that waits of your very own”
I believe Rhett already mentioned the Exlax.
😉
LOL, I guess I should have put a smiley behind my post. 🙂
The death of the women competing for a Wii was widely published around here.
Hopefully it’s a tombstone of smooth granite, not jagged limestone.
“The death of the women competing for a Wii”
Sounds like a 10cc lyric
here we go …
10CC – from “Englishman in New York
“Caught in the tunnel an ambulance howls
A men’s room attendant is flapping his jowls
Ssshh, Howard Johnson is moving his bowels
Strange apparatus, you’ve never seen
Strange apparatus, even stranger theme”
BTW: Jack – your “You taint” comment was show worthy.
I say you should insert it.
Tainted love, ow ow ow.
You know if George Michael wanted to revive his career, he’d become the new front man for Queen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of-7jmD7OxE
BLASPHEMER!
🙂
George Michael isn’t too good for Queen! LOL
..and he has enough facial hair to come upto Queen standard.
Its snowing. Blech.
It’s sunning here. 😀
Maybe he should shave the beard and have a freakishly large mustache instead?
I love the FM Tribute concert. So good!!
David Bowie and Annie Lennox swoon!!
^Same here. I should see if that’s available on DVD. I’ve never been a George Michael fan, however based on his performance above, I think he captured the spirit of Freddy M. perfectly.
Well what do you know?
http://tinyurl.com/44ywpu
🙂
He needs a good handlebar mustache, so he can twirl it as he laughs manically like a pantomime villain.
While soliciting other men in the public rest room. . . . .
Actually, I agree. He has an amazing voice, and would be a damn good (i.e., probably way better than Paul Rodgers) stand-in, if Queen were to tour again.
Of course he’s no Freddy. . . but who could be? Axl Rose? Biz Markie?
Speaking of great 20th century men named Fred:
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/5943
And ok – one more link before i bail:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/library_of_congress/sets/72157603671370361/?page=2
peace and hair grease (for now)
It’s the end of the world as we know it…
You can’t really fault Fred Rogers.
Mush, night.
Mush, morning.
Who knows where the time goes? – Sandy Denny
Across the evening sky, all the birds are leaving
But how can they know it’s time for them to go?
Before the winter fire, I will still be dreaming
I have no thought of time
For who knows where the time goes?
Who knows where the time goes?
Sad, deserted shore, your fickle friends are leaving
Ah, but then you know it’s time for them to go
But I will still be here, I have no thought of leaving
I do not count the time
For who knows where the time goes?
Who knows where the time goes?
And I am not alone while my love is near me
I know it will be so until it’s time to go
So come the storms of winter and then the birds in spring again
I have no fear of time
For who knows how my love grows?
And who knows where the time goes?
..and you can hear the song sung by the lady herself at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbpURBJA4uA
I am and Jack Mangan home state of New Jersey. I’m looking at the back of the Statue of Liberty’s head. It’s funny, they treat newcomers to America better than they treat the citizens of New Jersey. At least they get to see the front.
Then again, Jersey is one of the places that the do not trust their own citizens with the responsibility of making left-hand turns. Or the difficult skill of pumping their own gas.
Mush, afternoon.
Mush, evening.
I’m having a good writing day today.
Mush, bunghole.
Off to write a new intro tune. Wish I knew how to play guitar. Better.
Latin Simone (Que Pasa Contigo) by Gorillaz feat Ibrahim Ferrer
dejalo si quieres continuar (hermano)
sal ilumina tu vida
todo el cielo aplatandote
dime que harés (intentalo)
ilumina ese amor
antes que se vaya
algo siempre te entristese
cuando todo va bien
que pasa contigo?
algo siemre te entristese
cuando todo va bien
que pasa contigo?
que pasa contigo?
dejalo si quieres continuar
no ocultes tu alma al sol
tienes una vida preciosa
de que sirve si solo
mueres suavemente
que pasa?
que pasa contigo?
que pasa contigo?
(mi hermano)
qQue pasa contigo?
escucha a tu propia voz
salva tu amor
que pasa contigo?
antes que se vaya
si todo va bien
que pasa contigo?
que pasa contigo?
mirate a ti mismo
enfrentalo
que pasa contigo?
mi hermano
ven animate
que pasa contigo?
Dubshack’s gonna do a show soon…
Well that almost makes me wish I could read Spanish.
Want to know how to ruin a non English song? pass it though google’s translator program:
Dejalo if you want to continue (brother)
Salt illuminates your life
The entire sky aplatandote
Harés tell me that (try)
Illuminates that love
Soon to be
Always something you entristese
If all goes well
Passing you?
Siemre something you entristese
If all goes well
Passing you?
Passing you?
Dejalo if you want to continue
Not hide your soul in the sun
Have a beautiful life
That serves itself
Die gently
What happens?
Passing you?
Passing you?
(My brother)
QQue passes you?
Listening to your own voice
Save your love
Passing you?
Soon to be
If all goes well
Passing you?
Passing you?
Mirate yourself
Enfrentalo
Passing you?
My brother
See Animate
Passing you?
Yes, but I like these light driven poems better. 🙂
http://people.artcenter.edu/~jsong5/thesis/index02.html
Good Morning from the freezing north. To the left we have below freezing temperatures… To the right, more record breaking snow.
What’s that? A question from the back row… Spring? No, no, sorry. I don’t know anything about that.
Hey Van 🙂 LOL I know I kind of suck at duplication from memory. It’s been a while since I took Spanish.
I think Youtube has a vid of Latin Simone live if you want to hear it.
Hehe, “salt illuminates your life”. I am putting that on a t-shirt 🙂
Be careful or just start some rampant new internet meme!
Nice finds on Mr. Rodgers and the LoC Flickr group.
I’ve been out living this weekend. Weather has been very nice around here this weekend.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azg0GE73Sv4
For the real thing. But I must warn you, that you will be disappointed if you expect coca cola.
quickie translation:
dejalo si quieres continuar (hermano)
leave it if you want to continue (brother)
sal ilumina tu vida
leaving illuminates your life.. or this can mean leaving explains your life
todo el cielo aplatandote
all the sky opens or explodes. .the sky reveals itself
dime que harés (intentalo)
give me what you have
ilumina ese amor
show me this love
antes que se vaya
before you go
algo siempre te entristese
there is always something you are scheming or that is going on
cuando todo va bien
when everyhting is fine
que pasa contigo?
what happened to you?
algo siemre te entristese
there is always something going on
cuando todo va bien
when everything is fine
que pasa contigo?
what happens to you
que pasa contigo?
what happens to you
dejalo si quieres continuar
leave it if you want ot move on
no ocultes tu alma al sol
dont burn your soul in the sun
tienes una vida preciosa
you have a precious life
de que sirve si solo
that can take care of itself
mueres suavemente
and dies slowly
que pasa?
what happened?
que pasa contigo?
what happened to you?
que pasa contigo?what happend to you
(mi hermano)
my brother
qQue pasa contigo?
what happened to you
escucha a tu propia voz
listen to the right voice for you
salva tu amor
save your love
que pasa contigo?
what happened to you?
antes que se vaya
befor eyou left?
si todo va bien
if everything was fine?
que pasa contigo?
what happened to you?
que pasa contigo?
what happened to you?
mirate a ti mismo
look at yourself
enfrentalo
confront yourself
que pasa contigo?
what happened to you?
mi hermano
my brother
ven animate
go live
que pasa contigo?
what happened to you
in other words.. her brother will alwyas make up some drama when his life is going good and he will leave and fuck everything up
this has been your deadpan spanish translation service.
have a nice day
todays Reason to drink
April 20, 2008
It’s International Cannabis Day. Enough said.
Guess I should go fire up a bowl eh?
So drink drink, it’s never to late
To drink drink, this town is so great
Let’s drink drink, to no great suprise.
but what words rhyme with “burried alive”?
What words rhyme with “Burried alive”?
TMBG “Drink”
And, it’s Monday.
god, i’m so excited…..
I had this weird idea last night before going to bed, and it was weird cause typically these things should happen while I’m sleeping… but I was like “I wonder how many people I could get to marry me online…” Kinda like that whole spiritual marriage crap, only podmarriage.
I could be a podligamist.
soooo sleepy 🙁
Morning Pan!
I’m really tired of winter…
looks like we have a real “Mehday” going here for the Deadpan.
Meh 😕
day
Podligamy! Come on people, comedy gold here.
I was gonna throw in Podsexual too, but I guess we’re meh.
200
Mehsexual? I haven’t heard of that one. 🙂
One of the issues I have with the stupid weather is that the roads are such I have to drive my daughter for her doctor’s appt. I don’t feel safe with her driving herself. 🙁
Can we have mehligamy?
My marriage vows supported polygamy: we were suppose to marry four better, four worse…
I think I over did the back exercises yesterday, coupled with this generic over the counter acid reflux medicine, I was 50/50 on coming in to work today. Let’s see how the Tums and Iberprofen do. *grumble, grumble*
Of course then there’s always Podivorce. Judge, I can’t live with half the bandwidth!
Our little podcast is four years old and quite a show
So we spell out the words we don’t want him to understand
Like T-O-Y or maybe S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E
But the words we’re hiding from him now
Tear the heart right out of me.
Our P-O-D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today
Me and little J-O-E will be goin’ pod-fading away
I love you both and it will be pure H-E double L for me
Oh, I wish that we could stop this P-O-D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
-Tammy Wynette (sort of)
Well, I’m off to take my Boo to the doctor’s.
Later.
^LOL
When you’re done with Boo, take me.
Docmehs
troubleshootingmeh … still
Well, shoot – I see everyone beside Dub has been stricken weith Mehtaint as well this oh so fine Monday….
And, yes, Dub – that was comedy gold.
Mehtaint is the word, is the word, is the word.
Dub, there was a cute Texan girl in a blue dress all over the TV news this weekend. She’s recently been separated (with some help from the FBI). If you don’t mind the monobrow, she might be game for a podligamist marriage.
… who we gonna call ?
TAINT BUSTERS !!!!!!!
“Don’t touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I’m going to pack my things and go
Tainted love, tainted love
Touch me baby, tainted love
Tainted love”
From Meh Cell
Back from meh (that’s right I said meh) doctor’s. They were only 45 minutes behind schedule! She’s been transferred to a new doctor. That’s always stressful.
Trust me Rhettro, you don’t want to go to these doctors. They’re for “crazy people”
I saw that girl Jack, she’s not quite my type. Too old really.
Prerequisite for podmarrying Dubshack: Must have a Second Life Avatar that looks like Avril Lavigne. And have a nice voice.
“Meh Boomerang Won’t Come Back”
Well in that case TEB I may just qualify.
Dub, does your wife know you’re looking for pod-wife? Is this a different version of the Invasion of the Pod People?
My daughter like to joke that she can do all the silly things she wants. When she does, if anybody asks her “are you crazy?”, she’s one of the few people who can answer in the affirmative 🙂
(it’s a good think I know she’s just joking)
“Tie meh kangaroo down, sport.”
Hi everybody!
Is that mehtrosexual?
Some days, EssBee, some days
If I had meh way
My, My Meh Delila?
Meh Sharona?
Meh Best Friend’s Girl?
It’s Meh Life?
Meh Cherie Amour?
Meh Humps?
Bruce Dickinson sings Delila.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP9GWmyz5xI
That’s they Bruce Dickinson from Iron Meh-don.
Meh to do about nothing?
All Meh Loving?
Always on Meh Mind?
“I’ve got two tickets to Iron Meh-don, baby”
Meh Doorbell?
Romeho and Juliet?
Mehsing Mehsing Mehsing Mehsing
One of our submarines
is Mehsing tonight
Since it ran aground
on the taint.
– ThoMeh Dolby
“I can smell the Chem-meh-cals”
Yea for Rhett!
“Good heavens Meh Yakamotto, you’re Beautifull!”
“Nobody knows the Mehbble I’ve seen”
LOL
Battlestar Galacticmeh?
Raiders of the Lost Meh
The X-Files: I Want to Mehlieve
Lee Amada-meh?
“Invasion of the Meh Snatchers”
Don’t let the Meh-people get you!
I have to do meh housework, so I’m off.
It’s a meh-stery to me
I’ll stop the world and meh with you.
Jack Mehgan has spoken.
So shall meh be.
Meh say we all.
Ha! Meh say we all.
So meh we all!
So EssBee, did you like the last BSG episode?
Not sure how I felt about the dramatic turn(s) of events. (he says, troding carefully on the thin spoiler ice)
I liked it 🙂
I have yet to watch any of season 4. I will. . . eventually.
… wait a minute … no MAN could maintain this much Deadpan for this long!!!!
OMG !!!
Jack Mangan IS the final Cylon!!!!
I’ve been found out!
J0e must have spotted my glowing red spine when we. . . . er. . . . never mind.
I saw the errors of my ways and purchased seasons 1 through 3 of BSG on DVD. The Misses and I are hooked. Ready to start the last few disks of season 3. I’ve got the current episodes of season 4 sitting on my DVR. Hopefully I’ll be completely caught up in a week or two. No spoilers until then. *glare!*
My wife knows nothing of my online life, nor cares.
Meh.
sorry, Joe! I had to pay attention to meh work a little. Evil empire might be watching.
I am loving the new season so far, but this last episode was SHOCKING. No spoilers for Rhettro (about time, by meh way), but woah. I’m also not sure how I feel about the recent turn. But I do like to be able to say “I did not see THAT coming.”
Sorry again JOe — I’ll get your name right from here on meh.
So Mario Kart on the Wii.
After trying to play online using the wheel and getting my ass handed to me time after time, I decided to use the classic controller.
What a difference it makes…I can actually manage not to fall off the road (time after time) on the Rainbow course.
So Meh for the Wheel and Wahoo for the classic controller.
Cough
“The meh weaves as the meh wills.”
I think I missed the Shock with the latest episode of BSG. It was an interesting development but hardy shocking (not in the same league as Adama getting shot).
Is it safe to stop using Meh? or do I need an umbrella…
Forecasters predict an 85% chance of meh, with sighs considered highly likely.
Yeah, I think the main meh progenitors have moved on for the day. Use meh or not with your own discretion.
I’m still here, but meh-free for the duration.
EssBee – my brain really really wants to change your name to EasyBee … so anyway you want to spell mine is okay. 🙂
Say, can anyone recommend some Mac-based software (free or shareware of course) for editing DVD files?
I have plenty of video editing and DVD authoring software but I have this sudden need to edit a scene out of a DVD.
EasyBee is a funny twist, JOe. The nickname started out as kind of a joke and now seems to be sticking. You, too, can call me anything you want!
Of course I would never go so far as to imply that you are the sort of Bee who would sting just anyone!
(bad French accent) Huh Huh Huh (/bad French accent)
I just keep transposing your second “s” as an “e” and Whala ( which is French for “Eureka” … which is Greek for “saxophone”) it becomes Es-e-Bee.
Yesterday was a very Meh day over here. Today, not so much. Shopping and laundry have been accomplished. Now, writing.
My 2GB iPod is almost full. I have 137 (!!!) podcast episodes I haven’t listened to yet. (Granted, many of those are past Songs of the Day and NanoMonkeys episodes, but still.) I need to pull out the iPod more when I have quiet moments in my day, seriously.
Es-e-Bee works for me, JOe! It’s funny in the context of the nickname:
http://tiny.cc/eCrOw
Have a good night, everyone! I’ve got crap to do.
Jack Jaffee is gonna shit his pants when he hears FPR 8. And everyone else is gonna hate me for it.
“Can you smell what Barack is cookin’?”
I love that. Hilarious.
Hi Amy.
Hoorah for you and your writing!
It’s nice to know that someone is doing something creative.
Oooo. That reminds me. Must go make a GJB guess.
Oh JAAaaaack …
I’ve been invited to participate in:
http://www.ukbiobank.ac.uk/
A good thing or big brother gone mad?
I leaning towards the former.
+’m
Alerted to this by Indiana Jim’s podcast:
http://www.starwarsfanworks.com/alwaysinmotion.html
A fan Star Wars adventure where you choose your path through the drama (like those ‘Choose your Own Adventure’ range of books).
Well, I’m glad to see that Deadpan was able to take its lemons and make le-meh-naide yesterday. Tasty!
As for BSG – grrrr…someone who engaged in a nasty bit of plot twist in that episode better get spaced before the end of the season.
I’m also having trouble remembering who the good guys are that I’m supposed to be pulling for.
Hey folks!
Well, Fox was in the hospital Sunday night for observation, with grunting for breath the main reason we went to the ER. He’s got the slightest touch of pneumonia, and it appears he is following in Darcy’s genes and developing asthma. We’re hoping it never gets as bad for him as Darcy had it, as she grew up with her mother’s smoking in the house all the time. We don’t smoke.
So he’s back home and pretty content, we’re struggling with the liquid meds, any tips on getting a 2 year old to take their medicine?
I think I’ll cross-post this in my LJ, I’m too lazy to formulate a separate entry…
Maybe the electronic Cylons will take over..one can but hope.
Morning Pan.
Another day, another day of trouble shooting my “workstation” computer.
Sorry to hear about Fox JB. Hope the little guy gets to feeling better.
Did they give you those little “eyedropper” medicine dispensers? Those are good for medicating small children.
Morning Pan.
Good wishes for Fox, JB.
Sending good vibes.
Citrucel: It’s like Tang, but it makes you poop.
Hey Gang,
I’m feeling much better than yesterday. The headaches gone, the music aches mostly gone and my stomach doesn’t have that full on heartburn. I hope it is a continuing trend.
Amy: Congratz on the writing. It’s good to be in the habit of keeping your creative side nurished. I still have some pretty hefty house projects to complete, but my hope is sometime towards the middle of May, I might have some time to invest in my creative side.
JB: Sorry to hear about Fox. As it turns out, both my son and daughter inherited my asthma. But luckily, my son’s is mostly in control with medicine and my daughter has shown less symtems the older she gets.
Ed: I’m still not caught up on BSG (one more EP of Season 3 and I’ll be on 4), but I’ve felt that way since season 2. I’ve got some theories, but I don’t want to be spoilerific until I’m caught up. LOL
And Dub, I’m looking forward to FBR 8.
And?
“Jack Jaffee is gonna shit his pants when he hears FPR 8. And everyone else is gonna hate me for it.”
Tainted Dub? 😉
Glad your feeling better Rhett.
“the music aches mostly gone ”
soooo many places to go with this but I’m late to go get a haircut.
Once I pod to you (I pod)
Now I’ll pod from you
This tainted Dub you’ve given
I give you all a Dub could give you
Take my posts and that’s not nearly all
Oh…tainted Dub
Tainted Dub
Evidently my mental state hasn’t improved much however. LOL
Frak T-Shirts!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=11083684
This should make GI Joe fanboys happy:
http://io9.com/382289/power+armor-vs-nano+tech-super-soldiers-in-gi-joe
What is with idiots rioting after a win? It’s not like the Habs won the Cup!
http://www.thestar.com/News/Canada/article/416962
Damn, Frak T-Shirts sold out!
Sorry, EssBee. I hadn’t checked on availability when I posted. I just thought they looked cool.
No worry, ditto. I need another novelty t like I need a hole in the head!
Sorry to hear about Fox. For the liquid meds, I usually have to bribe them with a cup of juice to rinse it down with and a cookie.
You know, you can take this as a spoiler possibly, but regarding the last BSG, I think it was the first time they use frak specifically to describe a conjugal act rather than the usual general swearing. On the one hand, I’d expect a complaint to be filed with the FCC. But, on the other hand, the type of folks who would make such a complaint are probably not watching BSG to begin with.
I will say it has gotten a bit tougher in that there’s no way I’ll let the kids watch it with the wife and I anymore. That’s a bit sad in a way since that was certainly not a problem with the original BSG.
JB: sorry about Fox.
Ed: The difference between the original and the new is like night & day. The new is definitely PG-13. 🙂
Ed – you are right bout the differrence between the two incarnations of BSG.
I did not watch the first few episodes of season 1 BSG because I thought it was going to be a re-do of the original “kiddy-pop” version which I didn’t much care for even as a kid.
Thankfully, this version was made for adults … and made well.
I wonder if Dub is going to confess his undying love for Jack Jaffe, thus explaining the stool in pants comment.
cough
So I’ve just eaten a Belgian waffle that was over a month old and had no mould whatsoever. It must score highly on the junk food scale when even mould won’t grow on it.
I’d always been a little surprised that the new BS:G had no “Parental Discretion” advisory.
Poor Fox! JB, I’ve had some success with the plastic medicine droppers. Tuck it (gently) against their cheek and it’s harder for them to spit the meds out. I hope he recovers quickly.
Van: that CYOA is cool, but it angers me. You’ll hear why tomorrow night. (how obnoxious was that?? sorry:) )
(parentheses)
I saw the original BSG pilot at the cinema in the late 70’s (it got a theatrical release here in the UK). Ws really good fun at the time, but I can’t watch it now…it hasn’t dated very well.
CYOA?
mystified…
Choose Your Own Adventure -COYA
groan
CYOA even.
Move along, silly brit getting brain freeze here…
Vanamonde: you just typed out exactly what went through my brain. Word for word!
Cover Your Own Ass
Chasing Young Owls Akimbo
Chugging Yellow Orange Aid
As a kid I remember watching the original BSG. The first season was pretty good, but the rest was very slow. And with the budget cuts, when they would show the same cylon raiders breaking the same way, over and over again I was burnt out and had to move along. In fact, I was so burnt out I wasn’t interested in the new BSG. The new BSG is an improvement in everyway possible, aside from a few odd things here and there, it’s pretty solid.
Celery Yields Olfactory Arousal
Carnivorous Yeti Ovulate Aggressively
Could Yellow Orchestrate Anarchy?
Carl Yastremski’s Orange Armpit
Change Your Own Armour
Coyote yikes! Overdraft, ACME.
Chug Yorkshire Oil Ale
Capture Youthful Oath Action
Change Your Own Armour
Cylons, Yo. Older Adama.
Children yodeling, odd accompaniment.
Cripes, You Own Ass?
lol
Can you ovulate Arkle?
woot!
10/10
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/14311
it’s possible to know TOO much.
i got 4/10
Nonsense. 🙂
why would Dub be tained? I am I podtain?
2/10 and I work at a publishing company . . . er, evil empire!
Taintshack?
2/10 for me as well. Stupid weird text thingies.
4/10, but I guessed the whole test. LOL
okay, there is no God!!!
Clearly we’re descended from animals and we are just as sick and depraved as they are.
For real extreme warning. Not for children!
http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=101698
Well I’m going to need a shower after that.
Deleting my browser cache and moving to Antarctica may be a good idea.
4/10 on the test for me. Thankfully; punctuation? doesn’t:matter on teh_internetz,
I see from a quick peek that I’m going to have to wait until the kids are too bed to check Trucker’s link. I am a’skeert!
I’m in a fairly good mood, so I don’t think I’ll go down that rabbit hole with Trucker. 😉
Punctuation? The future is ZeroPunctuation!
Public service announcement –
I normally don’t participate in “internet lynch mobs” but this is from a guy I’ve known on-line for about 5 years. His mother was apparently one of the “perp’s” victoms.
jaj
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I am sending this link to the group so you all can watch for these people and redistribute this in as many ways as possible to get the word out.
http://missingperson.giving.officelive.com/default.aspx
This is a web page that has information about a woman (Debbie Jones) and a man they believe abducted her.
I personally don’t know her but the man (Mike Doyel) was the SOB that ran off with my mother for a few months about 8 years ago. This story is real and not a hoax.
Ironically it was Salt Lake PD that finally captured Doyel when he was on the run with my mother.
Now he has run off with a woman from Salt Lake …
Please pass this information along to as many as you can, to try to catch this idiot before he puts this family through the hell he put me and my family through eight years ago.
Our story had a happy ending … I flew to Salt Lake and drove my mother and her car home … that was a long 17 hours for mother to have to listen to me tell her what we had gone through to save her from this freak. She had no idea of what was going on with him or us, he had her totally isolated from any contact.
Here is some info that the site don’t have:
Mike is schizophrenic and he also passes himself off as a woman at times to help avoid being caught.
Any help is greatly appreciated.
Jim
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Anyone want to take bets on how many points Obama will loose Pensylvania by?
My vote is 14.
Despite early exit polls saying 2/3rds of voters over 49% believe Hillary was more negative than Obama.
I’m allowed to be pessimistic. It’s a Tuesday primary day and I still haven’t gotten my test results back. I’m waiting for that call that says “Nope, nothing wrong there…”
just got this update
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Well I am sorry to report that they caught Doyel at a hotel in Branson, Missouri today and found the body of Debbie Jones in the trunk of the car.
My prayers go out to this family as it saddens me to know that this was preventable.
Thanks to all that spread the flyer to help.
Jim
Definitely sad news, Joe. I think that guys needs a dose of Samuel L. Jackson with a robot arm to make sure he doesn’t strike again.
Ed is right and Ed is right.
And the Deadpanpalooza III voting page is now closed. Winners announced in tomorrow’s Deadpan episode. Night.
Morning Pan,
Well you were close with 14 Dub, Hilary won by 10 points over Obama according to BBC news.
Any mothers to be who would like a boy should check out:
http://tinyurl.com/5pergp
Eat that burger for a boy!
cough
I am guessing 437 greasy monkey sex videos!
Day ???? of troubleshooting this workstation.
I had to spend half of yesterday, backing-up/recording to disc about 10 gigs worth of data to clear space on a drive. I was hoping to install a working version of the OS9 on that drive.
I did, and it wouldn’t boot up from it.
So …
I blindly stumble onward.
On the positive side … Will Smith is currently “Getting Jiggy wi’d it”.
A very interesting electronica song that mixes string, percussion, and woodwind instruments:
http://indiefeedelectronicadance.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=331447
“Problems were encountered with the ‘Big System Morsels’. Installation cannot continue.”
Of course not! My gosh, how could any of us continue if we encountered problems with the “Big System Morsel”?
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my rage builds
“Big System Morsel”??
That is definitely going to be our band name.
Bad Stuff Menu
“Big System Morselâ€?? That is definitely going to be our band name. ”
There is no way your band could be named that and NOT get to open for “Spinal Tap”.
Yeah, this kinda sums up twitter for me. 🙂
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/4/23/
Penny Arcade has done Jeremy proud.
F R A K I N G AAAAAA
It’s been days but I finally have my damn workstation BACK to being duel boot.
Someone insert an “Exasperated” emoticon for me!
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Will that do?
nicely, thank you 🙂
Now that is just showing off.
The ways of wp fu are mysterious.
Don’t look at the latest ZP if you are a Super Brawl fan:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/4845-Zero-Punctuation-Super-Smash-Bros-Brawl
wewants an adipose baby!!!*
*please see Doctor Who Season 4, epsiode 1 for explanation. The Smarty Hotties® are not about to begin procreating.
side note: Kylie Minogue (spelling?) won me over.. i was crying like a wee girl at the end
How did it get to Wednesday already?
I see my cultural initiative is proceeding as scheduled.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuiuAldJeMI
Oh dang, Smartie Hottie had to bring up Kylie Minogue. Now I need to spend the rest of my afternoon in my bunk. l8r.
(Homer Simpson) mmmmmmmm mMnogue (/Homer Simpson)
How bad is it that I preconcieved on awakening this morning that the highlight of my day would occur at 10pm tonight with the airing of a new Ghost Hunters.
That’s pretty bad, Dub, if you are looking forward to watching “Ghost Hunters”. 😉
But Kylie was in the Xmas special and not the first episode of S4 of Dr Who.
Martha’s back this Saturday..wahoo!
In the U.S. … our season 4 started with the Ms. Minogue, Xmas Special
Just got my test results back. They were normal. Which means another six months of pain that can’t be treated or identified before anything happens again.
Interesting… WP apparantly has suck-tastic caching behavior:
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/001105.html
Crap. Sorry to hear that, Dub.
J0e, Rhettro: Thanks! Writing is moving along really well now. I had a really good time at last night’s write-in.
I got 6/10 on the punctuation quiz.
Finally listening to this week’s Unshow.
heeheehee, I got a GJB point again! 🙂 And a Greasy Spoon Comment!
Between the Podthroat jokes and the Cthulhu Haiku, this is probably the funniest Unshow we’ve had!
I thought the Cthulhu C’chu Haiku was funny 2.
It’s been a punishing couple days at work between irrate clients and co-workers, but in the end I’ve come out relatively unscathed. That’s saying something.
Rhett is a shinning example of what perseverance and Kevlar undies can achieve.
Hoo-ray for Kelvar!
Dub, I’m also sorry to hear that you haven’t identified the source of your pain. I hope you find a doctor that can identify your problem.
Maybe Dub just needs a robot arm.
Yah, we make light Dub but I’m sorry things didn’t get sorted out for you.
Maybe though, this will be the last night of the rest of your pain!
or something like that.
In billiards you …
^Just the first three words are enough to get a chuckle out of me. That means it’s a good inside joke. 🙂
Morning Pan,
Last shift of the week today and after that I’m on holiday for a week.
As Tony the Tiger would say..Grrrreeeaaartttt!
Another ACC idea comes true..sort of:
http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/276532641/darpa-developing-weapon-inspired-by-arthur-c-clarke-idea-from-1955
insomnia has the better of me this evening
not that it even matters but my comment about Doctor Who the Kylie Minogue comment was about the xmas episode, and the adipose comment was about episode 1.
We watched the 2 episodes back to back today
I hope everyone is doing good this evening 🙂
now I gotta go either find something to occupy my insomnia evening, or take something to knock myself out.. probably should sleep eh?
Hey Smarty Hotties.
386 – official score.
Midnight Oil is not just a band with a bald guy.
Oh man, I think I’m going to rot in DP hell over the Kylie Mingoue thing.
Time to find a dark, deep, place to hide in.
Hi Jack 🙂
of course you are still up 🙂 go to sleep dammit!!!!
I came back to tell Deadpan about my new vampire porn books I just discovered! In case anyone else here likes vampire porn.. I love vampire porn. Vampires are so hot…
But the author is Stephanie Meyer and she has a vampire book series called the Twilight Series.. with Edward the vampire *swooooooon*
I wish Hugh would be turned into a vampire, then he could turn me! It would be great!
why you say that Van???
I’m crtainly not upset at you 🙂 just saw the confusion and tried to clarify my previous statement
Phew!
According to her Bio, she lives in Phoenix Arizona:
http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/bio.html
I can’t remember is she has ever been interviewed by The Dragon Page team.
Oh cool! 🙂 I know she has a new book in th series coming out later this year.
I just ordered book 2 in the series from amazon, and a book Hugh was telling me about that he wanted to read.
ok this smarty hottie® is going to attempt sleep, the other smarty hottie is already asleep
hope you finish the new pan soon Jack
night mush
night pan
good day van