After all of these years, Deadpan has a new voicemail number!
480-788-JMDP
That’s
480-788-5637
Call now! Share a Dumbass Memory, a stolen lyric, the Contents of your Fridge, random notes about your day, or even something truly profound. Yes, you do so have something to say!
Disregard the old 206-350-TOMI/206-350-8664 number. It served us well for years, but is now finished.
I’ll update the sidebar asap.
Where’s the new… oh! There it is! ^^^^^^
I feel quite faint with shock.
There’s a lot of bathroom stalls that need updating now . . .
I think he’s trying to tell us something.
… and there is a strange stain in the corner of the ceiling over by the jukebox.
Johnny Null returns!! (for this?)
Well, I do have very high standards . . .
Good morning?
Oops wrong thread.
I make a random stop by the site, and what do I find? The paint’s all shiny, the phone numbers are x’d off the walls and written over. I’ve got to update my porn… it’s exhausting.
^ Looks like Cj had a case of the Mondays.
I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
Here I sit broken hearted, tried to drunk dial and only farted.