Bring the Show Notes.
Jack Mangans Deadpan #220: Scattered Noise
The 5,000 Fingers of Deadpan
New Dan from Oregon with a song line
Bananas
A short essay by New Dan from Oregon
Jack was recently on The Shift Cast. Check him out. (http://shiftconsciousnessfe5.podbean.com/2011/10/13/shift-cast-37-conversation-with-jack-mangan/)
Outtakes from Jack’s appearance on the Shift Cast
Greasy Nipples
Lost Ralph
Cj
Justa J0e
EssBee
Dj Bunny
Jack Mangan
Amy Bowen
Vanamonde – Frist of the week
Thanks to all who participated in Deadpan by the numbers
Send in content: 480-788-JMDP(5637) or e-mail: sphericaljackmatgmaildotcom
Closing Music – Decathlon
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*yawn* good morning.
I’m going back to bed.
Not sure about the good bit.
Damn my lack of skype credit.
Surely better than “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough”
*yawn* good morning.
I’m at work and can’t go back to bed 🙁
*pout*
It is Thursday already?
Morning Pan
Hubby has a later meeting this morning. Since he doesn’t have to leave home for another hour, he’s currently playing Forza 4. Silly hubby :silly:
For those who need more sleep time
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2049948/Most-relaxing-song-UK-band-Boffins.html
CP: Mladek — Russian Circles
http://insomniaradio.net/2011/10/20/russian-circles-mladek/
Awesome goal.
http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?hdpid=49&id=128966
Always a bad idea: looking at a report that shows salary detail for your co-workers.
If you don’t have the blue tooth remote for your PS3, you can now get one cheap. I love mine.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000M17AVO/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=kindg-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399369&creativeASIN=B000M17AVO
We have/love one of those as well! We bought it when we couldn’t figure out how to “work” the DVD player with the game controller.
*glower*
The scheduling conflicts for Halloween Weekend are just rolling in this morning.
I liked how Jack said maybe he’ll have a link to his guest appearance on meditation. I can take a hint. :face:
I posted the link last week I think TEB.
Yup. That’s where I grabbed it from for the show notes.
Jack, I love that Matt Mango song!
New Dan – AWESOME essay. My new homemade bumper sticker says WWDD?
http://news.yahoo.com/libyan-dictator-moammar-gadhafi-dead-rebels-claim-122438187.html
Long time coming.
And another ones gone and another ones gone.
*sniff* This episode has that New Dan smell.
Will be see New Dan on the boards soon?
Dan right we will.
That actually was not a hint, Bunny – – but thank you for doing the legwork for me. 🙂
Did I miss Ed? Ed, you have email.
Gaddafi’s dead.
Like ya do.
Like JJ said already…
I think it bares repeating.
I loved the New Dan Essay as well…
Also, :jack: don’t think I didn’t hear someone slip in the first line to Don’t Stop Believing … I totally heard that.
It was an inspired choice! I’d love for more people to take me up on that prompt (cough)
Be less coy. I don’t understand anything these days.
Destined to be a stoner classic clip:
http://video.ak.fbcdn.net/cfs-ak-ash4/343333/134/144422455647634_64241.mp4?oh=057fc63bb489fbc530bbfc8ef378aa03&oe=4EA24200&__gda__=1319256576_49f0e520fe41b99ce29d80b987b4235f
AWESOME!
I suppose I need to qualify that I am not a stoner – – or even a smoker. I sometimes forget the ways that the terrorists have won in my life.
I bet cold was the #1 answer.
#1 answer? “Your mom”
BAZINGA!
“Destined to be a stoner classic”
There are days when I think that perhaps that would be a preferable career choice.
Sounds like a car race. Now wouldn’t that be awesome.
“Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the 5th annual stoner’s classic….”
The race cars are all VW vans.
The race is to see who can get to their VW, find the right car key, actually get the car started, then drive to the convenience store across from the track and get back to the finish line with an unopened pack of Hostess Ding-Dongs.
Not to be confused with the upgrade – VW Van Amond
“Get my lovin’ on the run.”
CP: You Don’t Know Me — Ray Charles
Surprisingly, the new “The Thing” movie is getting generally favorable reviews. Still not going to spend the money to see it in the theater though.
BTW – What would be in the Matt Mango Martini.
Smoooooothness
Please, no butter in the martini.
I am not so much a lover of martinis as I am a lover of a tumbler of vodka, but I bet there are some who do put butter in them! I know that bacon and chocolate martinis are all the rage among the kids.
Yuck!
These kids today … with their bacon chocolate martinis and their rock N roll and their Beatles haircuts!
What’s the world coming to?
I would not be opposed to trying a bacon and chocolate martini. I do make a kick-ass chocolate martini.
Nobody will see this reply because it’s way up here.
I did.
I didn’t.
What reply?
The link to the guest spot on the “meditation”…for your notes…Bunny or Jack
http://www.shift-your-consciousness.com/meditation-techniques-podcast-37.html
My show needs more snark…
All alone. No hubby to cuddle again tonight.
I’m playing a virtual violin just for you TEB.
Ram, CPU, Motherboard, Fan. All have arrived. Upgrades will commence tomorrow.
Many games await the power of this fully armed and operational PC coming soon.
Skyrim comes out soon!
You could have just upgraded your broadband and subscribed to Onlive.
No Ed, Alderaan is a peaceful planet!
Is Ed doing a re-make of “Weird Science” ?
Cool Ed. Have you made a recent game purchase to test the graphic capabilities?
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/291796_10150860438550427_549660426_21168405_709179963_n.jpg
😆
Sometimes I watch LostRalph while he’s reading his daily dose of :pan: and he just sits there and giggles and giggles and giggles.
He’s so cute.
You all make him laugh.
The weatherman is threatening us with snow
That threat sounds cold and wet.
..a winter wonderland.
It won’t last. It’s not unusual to get a skiff before Halloween. It’ll melt quickly. We don’t usually get snow to straw until sometime in November
*sigh*
Straw = stay
Started my new job today. It’s going to be a good thing.
Congratulations LJ, one of your FB statues reminded me of this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93n-EmGknEU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
You’d do it for Randolf Scott. You know you would.
Yeah Lejon! *hugs*
Yeah! x2
Congrats!
w00t!
Nice!
Yay!
ContestsCongrats!(brought to you by Android autocorrect)
Hey, I’m all for contests!
😆
Oh, and I found this, but I think it’s ruined for me from the promotional picture.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0035369/
Congrats, Lejon!
Thanks to everyone!
I’m upgrading my rig in preparation for Skyrim and Mass Effect 3. I may also pick up Battlefield 3 at some point as well.
My current rig (minus the video card that I upgraded for Dragon Age 2 a few months ago) is about 3 and a half years old. My Core 2 Duo E8400 has served me well enough, but is showing its age.
My friend let my borrow Fallout 3 to give me a taste of the gaming style to expect from Skyrim (as opposed to the more story driven style of Bioware). I finished Fallout 3 last weekend and decided that, while certainly different, Skyrim is probably a game I will enjoy. I should certainly get plenty out of it until Mass Effect 3 rolls around next March.
While I know console get all the love in the gaming world, there’s still plenty of quality gaming available for us PC folks.
Ed. This looks like it might be interesting too. Apparently the story was written by R.A. Salvatore. It doesn’t come out until the new year.
http://www.ea.com/reckoning
If you enjoyed Fallout 3, try it’s sequel Fallout New Vegas. I was good.
There are plenty of games I would only play on the PC, such as most Blizzard titles and intense FPS. But I certainly appreciate the casual gaming experience of sitting my couch and playing on my 57″ HDTV. The next PC game I am likely to buy is Diablo 3.
My experience of the iPhone 4S So far, doesn’t make hopeful for battery life in the long run.
+me
Have you asked her to talk dirty to you yet?
Umm, it talks in a man’s voice man on mine, bit of a passion killer .
Heh
Only the US get the sexy voice.
It sexy voice you loong time.
Morning Pan
No snow last night but my God the frost is think on the cars.
Dumb frost
Unlike the Emma Frost.
LOVE:
http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2011/10/20/And_God_Said_It_Getteth_Better/
CP: Rubicon — Ume
CP:Bloodrayne – Uwe
I forgot to free Yooper’s comment from yesterday. It spent the night in triage:
Yooper
October 20, 2011 at 3:40 pm · Reply · Edit
The link to the guest spot on the “meditation”…for your notes…Bunny or Jack
http://www.shift-your-consciousness.com/meditation-techniques-podcast-37.html
My show needs more snark…
I’ll remember to add more snark next week.
Just don’t jump the snark.
But don’t feed the quarks.
And on Discovery Channel this week: Snark Attack!
I have supplied voicemail line snark.
“WASHINGTON (Reuters) – President Barack Obama said on Friday the United States will fulfill its pledge to pull troops out of Iraq by the end of the year.”
I’ll believe it when I believe it.
Is that a campaign hail Mary so early?
I wonder if that includes leaving the multi-million dollar, state of the art, airbase we built there (yes … at your expense, us taxpayer)?
Tis a drop in the bucket.
I personally do not need to see the horror-porn photos of Gaddafi’s death.
I plan on watching this tonight, or at least DVRing it.
http://www.salon.com/2011/10/21/boss_is_kelsey_grammers_show_the_new_wire/
I’d like to catch that as well.
I think you can catch episode 1 online now. Some are calling it “the new Wire.”
eeeek!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKo4FMzt_hM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Eeek x 2!
Yeah, that’s nightmare inducing.
If the rapture does happen today, shouldn’t we get a plan together? I think we should do some strategic looting first. Any other thoughts?
Got a link to the prediction?
oops! put it in the wrong place below.
“oops! put it in the wrong place below.”
*giggle*
You know, DOWN THERE
CP: All Systems Go – The Launch — James Horner
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/oct/21/rapture-end-world-harold-camping?newsfeed=true
Well, to show my confidence in the prediction, I shall be building my PC upgrade pretty confident that I’ll get to play Skyrim on it.
Scored a deal on an SSD drive, so I’ll be shutting down for a clean install.
See if they have any of those ftl drives!
For those who like Game of Thrones (and even those who don’)
http://youtu.be/suH1ff4jPTw
Fair warning, not safe for work.
nice one!
It’s the old gaming style that makes it funny.
For the William Shatner Bohemian Rhapsody link above. Hubby and I have the album. Believe it or not, we kind of like his stuff.
+100000
I don’t mind his singing, but that video…!
“A plump wife and a big barn never did any man harm” – unknown
Caveat – re: a big barn
“oops! put it in the wrong place below.”
A lot of rattling about?
After two days on new job… feeling pretty good.
Station!
The worst part of getting to know someone and beginning to like them, is that it makes me wish I was a better person than I actually am.
Oh, pshaw!
Well in this sense I mean physically.
20 year HS reunion tonight. I expect the class of 1991 to have gained weight and lost hair. No other predictions.
But won’t it be funny to see your prom queen bald?
I’m not sure who was prom queen…
It was hard to tell at that age. I mean everyone was so sexually awkward.
… oh wait, was that not what we were talking about?
It got pretty ugly when the mean kids played that prank on our prom queen. Who knew she had telekinetic powers?
Or when that poor girl who made her own prom dress had all that drama with the rich boys?
Um …
http://www.seemerot.com/
Yeah linked to that a while back, ugh was my initial reaction.
So YOU’RE to blame for me having that in my bookmarks folder!
I ran across that this morning and couldn’t figure out why I would have THAT.
Umm, err, is that the time?
/whoooosh —–>
Some sick, morbid folks out there.
Irony that the banner ad at the bottom of the page said “Chat with Live Girls”?
From the link, I was wondering where “Merot” was. I was thinking somewhere in France.
“Live” Coffin cams… Well, even morbid people have a sense of humor I guess…
^like
Its not easy being cheesy…
That’s not meant to be linked to the corpse cam…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxcCC2g1Ke0&feature=related
This 2 minutes is better than any Police Academy movie.
“oops! put it in the wrong place below.” is better than any Police Academy movie.
I hope someday to see Michael Winslow in concert. Totally Awesome.
Hey! Did you guys realize there is this baseball thigy on?
Just channel surf a little and you’ll find this thing that’s a lot like hockey but not as bladey and with more color in it.
… and I mean that in oh, so many ways.
Today, we’ve canned 31 pints of carrots and 20 pints of beets – 10 pickled and 10 not pickled, aka good.
Yawn.
Oh yeah – I was homecoming queen in 1989.
Watch that girl
See that thing
Oh the Homecoming Queeeeeeeeeeeen
Trollhunter was petty goddamn enjoyable
+r
TROOOoolllll!
Two words – Mountain King lair.
To the tune of ‘In the Hall of the Mountain King’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I6Aa7SLefB8
I have something already written with some similarities.
Power restored on the new rig. So far, test score are impressive and “seat of the pass” response suggests a cigarette may be in order…and I don’t smoke.
Restoration of programs and data is proceeding pretty smoothly. Itunes worked without a hitch and I’m restoring my Photoshop catalog now.
Pictures and music are my two big piles of data. So, those catalogs are staying on the hard drive, while the SSD serves for the OS and actual programs.
Apple could stand to learn a thing about making the move more seamless, but I was able to find enough info and a few tricks of my own to get it to work.
Of course, it not the issue of keeping the files, it’s making sure the databases that house all the tags, playlists, counts, etc are now pointing to the new location.
Finished cleaning and washing the cars. Now it is time to make dinner and enjoy an Oaked Arrogant Bastard.
Enjoy the Bastard ye bastard!
I’m currently drinking anything I can find. Including vanilla extract and rubbing alcohol.
I’m currently puking on your behalf. Ugh. That is so gross.
lololololo
I am soooo there!
er … the drinking anything I can find thing … not the puking thing.
yet
me n you…buddy. me n you
Oh, you say that now…. 😉
If I haven’t said it before, this year has been one of the best years ever for anime. There have been a lot of really excellent shows.
Victoriqueahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I need to make you a listy thingy. 🙂
New Walking Dead tonight! 🙂
Did I give up on that show prematurely?
YES!
Say!
I just noticed that baseball match thingy is back on tonight.
Same two teams though.
Jack, I meant to mention like ions ago how much I liked your footballish bit!
So much funnier than the NFL!
I also hear there is a baseball game on of sorts. Currently watching coyotes and ducks. From my living room, not from a nature park.
Well, just as I was saying the restore was going smoothly, the Photoshop restore crapped out at 90%.
Gave it another go and it has now come through.
One lesson for tonight, eschew any nifty motherboard vendors custom software that claims to boost your LAN and USB speeds. My download speed was crippled with the software installed, and the USB connection was unstable.
DO NOT TAUNT Happy Fun Motherboard!
I took my telescope out for the first time in a long time tonight. With our low humidity and cool temperatures, it made for awesome viewing conditions. I could clearly see 4 of Jupiter’s moons tonight.
I’ll have what he’s drinking!
I had to look as well. Saw all four Galilean moons; Io, Europa, Gamymede and Callisto.
Galileo will be lauging in his grave.
Ganymede, not Gamymede. Stupid typing.
+h
It’s Monday. Go figure.
Well alright, but I thought it was YOUR job to take care of the math.
minus frikken four??? I remember approving the weather dipping below the freezing mark.
+don’t
I love mid-months. They are the quietest at work. Already done.
I might do a movie Play by Play after lunch. I’m not sure what’s next on my DVR but it’s sure to be full of excitement :cheerful:
I think I need to cut my finger nails. They are starting to get in the way of stuff.
I have things to do.
Back in a couple of hours.
Oops.
http://www.npr.org/2011/10/24/141638999/labor-worries-rise-as-planting-season-nears-in-ala?ft=1&f=1003
Get ready for higher food prices in the U.S.
Sometimes work really pisses me off.
Well saw the new Tin Tin movie, not bad.
Didn’t like the way they set it up for a possible sequel, felt cheated.
CP: Dead Island Trailer Theme — Giles Lamb
In about two hours it will be movie time.
Your choices are either Blood Creek. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0450336/
Or Insidous. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1591095/
I would love to be a robot in the theater for one of those. Blood Creek sounds far more hokey.
A robot made from a gum ball machine?
😆
The weather has popped up to a balmy +4 (39F)
Silly autumn
So I completed “The Wire” this weekend. Possibly the best show TV has ever seen. Hype like that and a slow start to season 1 had me doubting in the beginning, but I’m so glad I stuck it out and watched all 5 seasons.
The characters, the stories, the settings – – the authenticity, the tragedy, the immersion. I’ll miss it.
Breaking Bad is next.
What a trip you have ahead.
Ok people, you can’t say I didn’t warn you.
It’s movie time
Today’s movie: Blood Creek
The DVR writeup: in this mind bending horror film, brothers Victor and Evan discover a nazi experiment in the occult, and the two decide to fight back when Victor is kidnapped while camping near Town Creek and reappears year later.
Remember, it’s a “mind bending” flick
Because later :jack: will see this on my Facebook and be all “Cj didn’t think this was worthy of :pan: ” but I’m heading him off at the pass and posting it here too..
http://x.co/ac8G
That was mind bending
That really didn’t need to be posted at Deadpan.
OH but it kinda did
Oh yes, Jack… it so needed to be.
Violence and coarse language only. No nudity
“in the early thirties, aldoph hitler and his inner circle…”
I don’t like the way they’re treating that pig
A letter from Germany
$150. That was a fair amount back then
A stranger appears
Columbus was a fraud
Asking about runestones
He has a skeleton in his trunk
So far, this movie is in black and white. I guess that’s because they didn’t have colour in the 1930’s
Chanting at the runestone
Don’t trust the German
It will become a color film when they step out of the house into Oz.
My colour has extra letters
Present day – in colour
Boom
Daddy’s insane
Daddy’s also a bully
It’s halloween in this movie. How appropriate
He took the kids to a cemetery to trick or treat
It’s also the first lunar eclipse of the year. All portents to evil?
Nigntmare time!
Victor!
Victor has gone all hippy
He’s looking at porn on the Internet
Is Victor a cutter?
And I don’t mean this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cutting_horse
Down the creek they go
Looks like a friendly place
Keep quiet, there’s a dog
I have never been a fan of houses
There’s the dog
Younger brother’s a paramedic by the way
Little girl in the window
Fight!
One dead German
The place is creepy on the inside too
Lisa has a knife
Run Lisa!
Searching the barn
His flashbacks are gross
The keys!
Buckshot makes yucky wounds
That’s impossible!
What’s in the container
There’s a red arrow pointing to a lock. Seriously
Freeing the man
Oh oh. Daddy’s coming home
You know, there’s such a thing as being too curious
That must hurt
Shot through the heart and you’re to blame
He’s coming…
The horses broke free
Awww, poor horsie
Nazi chanting creates evil nazi horse
They call him wildfire
Now evil nazi chanting makes an evil nazi minion
They can’t leave
Another one bites the dust
So her role is basically be tied to a chair and look scared as action happens around you
Oh oh. Now daddy succumbs to evil nazi chanting
He found the sacrificial knife
The blood splatters everywhere
Don’t trust the horses
He killed the generator
Now the back story
What’s he up to?
He believes he is descended from Vikings
Bones will stop him! But what wll Booth think of
Creating a decoy
A good old fashion book burning
To each their own
He’s healing
Oh yeah. Lunar eclipse
Luke’s a minion now doh head
Luke doesn’t like being a minion
It speaks
Hey, it’s an evil nazi dog zombie
Ow!
Rapture
And the moon darkens
What a symbolic gesture
Preparing the last meal
I think minion Luke is angry
He gets off on blood
I head of skin peeling but this is ridiculous
His eye is starting to poke through
Dinner time!
Evan!
Minion Luke is escaping
He’s having Evan for dinner
Minion Luke is acting out a scene from The Shining
Is he riding his big wheel through the halls?
That would be funny
He’s a Mabel’s man
What the hell is a Mabel’s man?
I meant to say, he’s a man’s man
Poked him in the eye
All we are is dust in the wind
Burning doun the house
I don’t think stone burns
BBQ
Really?
It’s Evan that’s into cutting
You know, this was an ok movie. Yes it was silly schlock. But a step abover the usual silly schlock I watch
Schlock the Monkey? Schlock Holmes? Schlock, Stock, and two Smoking Barrels (of Monkeys)?
schlocking should only be done in the privacy of your own home.
Unless you’re with Jane’s Addiction. Nothing’s Schlocking for them.
Rock the schlocker
Love is: Making your hubby chocolate chicken for dinner even though you’re not a chocolate person yourself. :heart:
And all these years, I thought “chocolate chicken” was just a Busta Rhymes lyric in a rap song. . . .
Looks like it’s just you and me here this afternoon, Bunny.
Hey everyone! We’ve enjoyed a quiet day off of work today. I made a big pot of sauce to put the glut of tomatoes we had to use or lose.
Now Sly B is at rehearsal and I’m CW: Homeland E3(?) – last night’s.
+10000
CP: Heartline — Florence & The Machine
http://kickkicksnare.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Heartline.mp3
Love today’s APOD:
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html
I was just looking at that too! 🙂
Wanna know what I was looking at?
I’m sure that would make me go blind. 😉
I know it will me if I keep at it
I am enjoying Homeland quite a bit. I might be the only one watching, though!
lol
Subject of e-mail I just received –
“Congratulations you have been chosen for Registry of Distinguished Women”
Way to go!!
I think I’ll let Lo Pan write my acceptance speech.
I love you so much right now
Always a woman to meeeeeeeeeee
In other news …
I think that when Jack sees his in-box he is going to begin to wish he hadn’t encouraged me.
:ninja:
Encouraging you is usually not a wise idea. 😉
My son attempted to tell me about the Confederacy and he called them “Canadians”. I laughed for roughly 30 minutes before I decided, begrudgingly, I should correct him.
Little known fact, the Emancipation Proclamation also freed lumberjacks in Canada.
And that’s ok. For they sleep all night and work all day.
They got 40 acres and a moose.
Or meese in plural.
Sometimes I feel like wheels are turning in my life, too bad they seem to be spinning in the mud.
At least you have wheels.
We can start calling you Chorlton.
GAH!!!!!!!!
http://www.redbubble.com/people/chocolateninja/t-shirts/7191643-excitements-my-game
Jesus Harold Ramis Christ, ditto!!!! 43?????????????? On the first day??/???/
The answer to Life, the Universe and Everything … plus 1 !
Don’t start that again! 😉
Awesome pick with Quick, btw.
Morning Pan, off to to see friends for a few days, if the rain hasn’t wiped out the railway lines.
I’m going to have to get this book: How Hockey Explains Canada.
http://www.thestar.com/sports/hockey/nhl/article/1075283–henderson-book-says-hockey-explains-canada
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAL!!!!
Oh, … wrong sport?
I can’t take you anywhere.
Here’s your beer & peanuts. 😉
I am terribly enthusiastic, though.
Just like the Honey Badger. 😉
TCat is horribly disappointed that we missed the northern lights last night. So am I.
CP: It’s All About The Pentiums — Weird Al
Don’t tell Al, but I think it’s all about the iCores now.
Passing through on my way to all-day meetings. Probably/hopefully not as painful as it sounds.
Be good. Go forth and comment.
I hope you manage to pass the meeting with as little pain as possible. I hear that drinking plenty of liquid can help.
Arrived safely in Motherwell, thank goodness for tethering over 3, eve rybody in the house is accessing the Internet through my phone.
I’ve always suspected that Van was a Hotspot!
Lets…lets all just take a deep breath here
Not THAT deep.
*GIANT Exhale*
All alone. 🙁
Meeting survived!
:w00t:
Immmmmm soooo alone…..my head’s my hoooome
Beer anyone?
Can’t drink beer anymore 🙁
Oddly enough … I can’t drink beer any less.
Conservation of mass, I guess.
Hubby should be home in an hour or so, then all will be happiness again :cheerful:
http://consequenceofsound.net/2011/10/check-out-nine-inch-nails-depeche-mode-the-killers-cover-u2/ What a cool project. And Trent is back an nine inch nails!
-an
+as
=correct sentence
To help you get your Halloween on –
Dracula’s Kiss is a haunting cocktail for Halloween parties. The drink creates two layers: the bottom is red with grenadine and the top is black with cola. Add spiders to the drink or hang them on the glass for a ghoulish finishing touch. Both Smirnoff and Effen make great black cherry vodkas.
Ingredients:
* 1 oz black cherry vodka
* 1/2 oz grenadine
* cola
* maraschino cherries for garnish
Preparation:
1. Coat the bottom of a highball glass with grenadine.
2. Add ice and vodka.
3. Fill with cola.
4. Garnish with cherries.
Not sweet enough?
Try this one –
No ghosts in this house, at least not tonight. The Ghostbuster is a fun, simple, neat cocktail that is full of wonderful flavors. The drops of Irish cream create a ghost-like figure in the middle of the glass. A great novelty for Halloween.
Yield: 1 Drink
Ingredients:
* 1 oz peach schnapps
* 1 oz melon liqueur
* 3-5 drops of Irish cream liqueur
Preparation:
1. Pour the peach schnapps and melon liqueur into a cocktail shaker with ice.
2. Shake well.
3. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
4. Add the Irish cream drop by drop into the center of the drink.
Still not interested? How about this –
Do you have any Skeletons in Your Closet? Admit it, we all do. But now there’s a variation of the Margarita that takes it a step further. This is a great fruit Margarita on the rocks that’s a little out of the ordinary with DeKuyper’s Island Blue Tropical Schnapps, pineapple and mango. This bright green cocktail is great for your Halloween party and will likely turn into one of your new favorites.
Ingredients:
* 1 1/2 parts Hornitos Plata Tequila
* 1 part DeKuyper Island Blue Tropical Schnapps
* 1 part pineapple juice
* 1 part mango juice
Preparation:
1. Rim a margarita glass with salt.
2. Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice.
3. Shake well.
4. Strain over ice into the prepared margarita glass.
Hail, Deadpan. I have just spent the evening setting up this for my wife’s home office:
http://amzn.com/B002IYRBI0
And, all hail! The authorities are out and about with their noisy trucks fumigating the mosquito plague that engulfed the Houston area this weekend.
We get the skeeters pretty bad during the summer, but, the long dry spell, the heavy rain a few weeks ago, and the warmup in the last week unleashed a pent up horde of them.
I’m convinced more than ever that God really really doesn’t want Rick Perry for president. Of course, that means that we’ll probably be stuck with him.
Kind of down tonight. A friend just told me he’s got testicular cancer. It’s been caught very early and he’s young, so there should be no problems. Still.
🙁
Still 🙁
*hugs*
🙁
Yuck. Sorry man.
Oooo. I have a Halloween drink that I just tried last night.
candy corn-infused vodka
1 1/2 cups vodka
1 cup candy corn
3/4 cup pineapple juice
Ice
• 1 To make candy corn-infused vodka, mix vodka and candy corn in jar; seal tightly. Let stand at least 4 hours.
• 2 Strain vodka to remove candy.
• 3 For each serving, in chilled cocktail shaker, place 1/2 cup infused vodka and 1/4 cup pineapple juice; add ice. Shake; pour into martini glass. If desired, garnish each glass with additional candy corn.
mmmmmmm
Finally! The great taste of candy corn without having to dig the gunk out of your teeth!
candy corn has a great taste?
I must have missed those taste buds. but I don’t like sweets much.
Maybe after the 5th one it will taste good…
Ummm. Do we really need more search engines? If it can’t find what you want, does it say, “Can’t touch this”?
http://mashable.com/2011/10/19/wiredoo/
CP: Ride on Shooting Star — The Pillows
This is pretty kewl:
http://boingboing.net/2011/10/26/zombies-burst-from-monster-pumpkin.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29
I had thought of a simular one this year – get a large pumkin, carve it with terrified “scream”, then split the thing down the middle … then take a slightly smaller pumkin, carve it with a teethy ghoulish face and have appear to be bursting out from inside the larger.
The “monster inside my skull” effect.
I’m sure it’s been done before but still could be swell.
No time for me to tackle that one though.
(I don’t even have time to speelchek)
Hmm, neither bing nor google are helping me to find enormous pants anywhere online! If only there was a search engine that could help me. . . .
What search engine does David Byrne use?
That’s fafafafafa.com. I used that one to find enormous shoulder pads.
You don’t even want to know the huge stuff I found using Cameo’s search engine. . .
LOL
Word up??????
Jack wins post of the month.
Wow! Ouch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0-z5ywDc0A
Don’t watch if you are eating.
It isn’t gross but it made me a little nauseous!
So a squirrel was chewing on one of the pumpkins and the other one got sick
http://www.flickr.com/photos/7758792@N07/6283485551/lightbox/
not bad since it was the first one I carved since I was 12 🙂
You should put an empty bottle of booze next to it.
Nicely done, Reaps! We had a bunch of pumpkin pic posts to the Deadpan flickr group last year for Halloween. Feel free to post them there.
Thanks!
*Curtseys”
*catcall*
I had actually dropped in to post a last-minute call for Halloween or just general VMs for tonight’s show. I have enough content for an almost full episode, but more is always welcome.
Brr!! We got around 12 inches of snow last night/this morning and now it’s COLD.
Informer. . . a licky boom-boom da-own.
I can almost guarantee Snow did not have 12″
Duck!
It’s what’s for dinner.
Flames/Avs. Kickoff at 8MST. Many touchdowns and home runs to be scored.
Blech I say. Blech.
I’ll have to see the results tomorrow. Some of us are in bed br nine.
Has anyone here successfully update your iPad to OS5?
I’ve a friend who has lost all her apps and in a wailing and gnashing of teeth, has ask me to make it all better.
:ermm:
Mine worked fine
Both my two iPads and my iPod touch updated to iOS5 without trouble.
Though, I have had more issues with syncing on occasion than before.
Seems that asking for help was really all that was needed. That forced her to walk away from the problem for a while and take a deep breath.
Eventually, the iPad synced and backed-up and restored and did everything it was supposed to do, by itself. It just needed some time.
I was going to say, I think iTunes backs up all purchases to Apple’s cloud server now.