Pointed Show Notes.
Jack Mangans Deadpan #199: This is the Point
Promo – Dead Hunt (http://deadhunt.kenncrawford.com/)
Storytime with Paul Maki
Gaming with the Energizer Bunny
Lejon gives his opinion of The Third Man
More gaming with The Energizer Bunny
Lejon continues his commentary
Earbuddies with
ditto
Lo Pan
Paul Maki and his wafer sticks
Is she still gaming?
Earbuddies
Lo Pan
ditto
Greasy Comments
Rhettro
Used Hair
Amy Bowen
Rhettro
Lo Pan
The Energizer Bunny
Ed from Texas
Vanamonde (first of the week)
Promo – Technorama Podcast (http://www.chuckchat.com/technorama/)
Stay tuned for more information on Jack’s writing projects
Send in content: 480-788-JMDP(5637) or e-mail: sphericaljackmatgmaildotcom
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Ack! I wish I could sleep for more than 6 hours.
Speaking of…
Three?
Oh, sleep, you fickle bitch.
Lo, don’t watch The Tudors! Watch The Wire!
The Wire isnt on instant yet! BAH!
You come see me and I’ll hook you up.
Glory be! How did I forget?????
You should be hooking him up with Shameless. 😉
Four!
And a broken door.
Break on through to the other side.
Born to be wild?
Born to be alive?
Born in the USA?
Born in East L.A.?
B 9
BINGO!
CW: V
Did they fire all their writers and hire 12 year olds to retool the dialogue?
“retool”
Okay, one redeeming moment: “THAT’S how you kill your mother”
YES
Hey Deadpan
I have a technical question. I handle the e-mail for our silly convention. Yesterday, for no apparent reason, I stopped being able to send e-mails via this account. Nothing has changed since the day before, settings, etc. I just can’t send. I can still receive though. I’m using Outlook 2007. What would cause this?
Oh yes, all my other outlook e-mails work find sending and receiving, including my personal e-mail
Do you use a different server for the Con mail or did you just give out your standard email address?
It’s a different server and seems to work for our webmaster, but I got it working. Went on the MS forums and found a work around. Still strange that it would suddenly change without me touching it.
Morning, Pan!
Been quiet lately, if you haven’t been listening to my feed, I’ve been dabbling in the realm of music. Badly.
Moving on, What’s happening, folks!?!
Morning CK. Life just plods along as normal for me. I’m just not that exciting.
I feel the Bunny doth protest too much!
Let’s see:
Today I’m doing a bit of work
Managed to get an e-mail account working
Going to the vet to get medicine for the cat
Playing Dragon Age 2
Not very exciting in my mind, Van.
Raiding old tombs is overrated…
Well, because my life is so exciting, I sent Jack the show notes, now I’m going to the vet.
Later Panites!
Morning. Meh.
Need more sleep.
Or coffee.
Good morning.
Today I’m focusing on refocusing.
and apparently, I’m tweeting like a madwoman this morning. WTF is up with that?
I felt the need to tweet the show because there’s that nifty little “tweet this” button on the page, but I didn’t like that it uses bit.ly instead of x.co so I had to change that and I didn’t like that it didn’t @mention Jack, so I changed that.. and I didn’t like that it didn’t include the hashtag #DeadpanIsTheWay which really should be required by all tweets.
Somehow read the hashtag as #DeadpanIsTheWay Bitch…. I need more sleep.
This was shared amongst my team this morning. Hilarious.
http://www.youbrokethebuild.com/
Morning, Pan.
:jack: : I’m pleased to see you were inspired by the pompoms. :happy:
I really enjoyed doing that earbuds segment with Lo. 🙂
bow chicka bow bow
Mmmmmmmm…..meeeeee tooooo…… meow…
Actually twas REALLY dug on this end as well!
Oh, and Happy Saint Patrick’s Day to all!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgcTDS85Qi8
Super!
Multiple Computer King sightings! CK, I’d love to run some of your music on Deadpan, if you feel compelled to share.
I’m going to try to comment more just because I feel so sad when I’m not in the comments that are read even though I know it’s my own damn fault for being absent often.
I just added Are you 10 Years ago to my grooveshark favorites. OMG love it.
Yeah!
I’d never heard of Tegan and Sara before though.
I’ve been a fan since 2001, when I heard them interviewed on CBC while driving the north coasts of the Great Lakes. I then bought their album “This Business of Art,” which is a much more stripped-down acoustic sound…
Tegan and Sara – Twins – The claim to fame with me “I went walking with a ghost” or something very like that. Concert tour canceled in Phoenix one year due to their grandparent dieing.
I think I like this reply feature.
Interesting new webcomic: Muktuk Wolfsbreath, Hard Boiled Shaman.
http://hardboiledshaman.com/
CP: Queen of Spades — Styx
“Gasp! Birdbutt!”
You know, I’ve wanted to say that to a few people. 😉
Do birds even have butts?
Lo: Did you ever finish Blood+?
I’m…um…. not even close. LOL. Sorry 🙂
Fuck yeah! New Vernor Vinge!!!
http://www.tor.com/blogs/2011/03/a-fire-upon-the-deep-giveaway-of-epic-proportions-take-a-look-at-the-cover-for-its-sequel
Yes, I am a fan. I’ve been reading his stuff since the 80s.
I’ve had the book for years and I’ve never got round to finishing it.
You know why I’m lucky? Cuz I’m going out to luck with Dan Shaurette to this place: http://www.sapporoscottsdale.com/visit.html
Good company and it looks pretty NOM NOM to me!!!
I was reading “A Fire Upon the Deep” when I wrote the first draft of Spherical Tomi…
Wasn’t there already a sequel?
Jack, you are thinking of “A Deepness in the Sky”, but it is actually a “prequel”.
Not to be confused with “A Deepness in Skye”
Through magic of smart phones I’m posting from a mall in Tucson. Hello foodcourt.
The sad part about that magic is that… You’re in a mall in Tucson
CP: A Poem for Byzantium — Delerium
And in Hockey news, Vancouver is the first team this year to clinch a playoff spot, and this is with close to a month remaining in the regular season. I’d say the odds are excellent that they’ll make the Cup finals.
Fuck…the Canucks…..
And I get to have dinner with the actual Grammar Girl. Squuueeeee! I loves her!
Oooooooh Cj, /swooooon
Cj: That’s cool!
I will 2nd that swoooooon!!!
CD: pondering why FPM hates the UK
Yessss another painfully slow DP download
Mennenga’s still bitter about 1812, Van.
http://www.deadline.com/2011/03/netflix-to-enter-original-programming-with-mega-deal-for-david-fincher-kevin-spacey-drama-series-house-of-cards/
This could be interesting.
You could try to find the BBC adaption that was done donkey years ago:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Cards
Well – I’m more intrigued by Netflix’s foray into filmmaking.
*Lo Psn likes this*
Er…Pan.
Human Centipede for the goddamn win!
Cool NASA news that’s timely:
MEDIA ADVISORY: M11-061
NASA TV TO COVER MESSENGER SPACECRAFT ENTERING MERCURY’S ORBIT
WASHINGTON — NASA Television and the agency’s website will carry live
coverage from 8 to 10 p.m. EDT Thursday as the first spacecraft
enters Mercury’s orbit. The Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics
Laboratory, which operates the MESSENGER spacecraft, is conducting
the webcast from its mission control building in Laurel, Md.
NASA’s MErcury Surface, Space ENvironment, GEochemistry and Ranging,
or MESSENGER, is scheduled to enter the planet’s orbit at
approximately 9 p.m. after conducting more than a dozen laps through
the inner solar system for the past 6.6 years.
For NASA TV streaming video, downlink and scheduling information,
visit:
http://www.nasa.gov/ntv
For more information about the mission, visit:
http://www.nasa.gov/messenger
Yeah space goodness!
We’re watching – it’s pretty cool! Sly B is making lots of exclamations!
“!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Insertion burn”
Game time in five minutes. Be prepared to be wupped, Lo.
Ok, Ill try to hold my utter anticipation for this one
Unfortunately I won’t be able to watch much more than the first period. Blah
Long Psn
Lo, how can your team be silly enough to give us a two man advantage?
Woo hoo!!!!
Oh yeah! 2-0 Flames :tongue:
“two man advantage”
Mmmmmm *sigh*
Phooey. Colorado just scored
Apologies Lo, for injuring one of your players
Slogged thru another Tudors. I really dunno why Im such a masochist.
I have similar feelings about Bar Karma.
Not sure I can bring myself to watch that.
*pfffffft*
3-1 Calgary end of the first
And that’s about it for me. Will have to check ending scores tomorrow
Heather Welliver has been pimping this movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeqB8JwpdE4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Interesting trailer. A movie called I AM – in the bastardized Hebrew it might be called Jehovah…
Weird Star Wars stuff:
http://www.oddee.com/item_97612.aspx
People that buy this stuff are losers.*
*I have #2, #5, #6 (Wookie Cookies), #7 box, desperately want #10, and had my hands on #4 before saying “no, Lo”.
I also have Wookie Cookies. It’s not so weird… Honest
Video from Hawaii during the tsunami:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOSulxinFkQ
Why on earth would you just stand there and film during this?
“Look ma, I gots gud YouTube video…”
Avs are gonna get a great draft pick. Not that I trust management or ownership anymore. Days of the Cups seem like forever ago.
Its bad enough that I have to wait 2hours til my flight home. Its quite another to be in a tiny airport where theres nothing to do.
Shouldn’t Van be up? Where’s Van. Make me some bangers and mash, good sir. I hunger.
I thought you were a toad in the hole man Lo.
Wow! That looks semi-delish!
EssBee!!!!!! Im fin ally getting those Tank Girl’s read. Next time I see you you can actually have your property back!
Get home safely!
Good morning, DP! My back is feeling better today – what a little sleep will do . . .
Yeah!!!
Hey Deadpan.
Calgary won 5 – 2
According to the news, out of 28 countries with public health care, Canada came in 26th on doctors per capita. No wonder I had to start paying for private care.
I think I have to tell hubby to stop buying me alcohol. He’s a sweet man but…I’m not allowed to have beer anymore so hubby will pick me up a bottle of liquor (or whiskey about once a month) whenever he comes home from buying beer for himself. The problem is, it takes me about a month to go through a bottle of liquor versus his week to got through a 12 pack of beer. Therefore, with him buying beer approximately once a week, I’m getting quite the collection of liquor. With the bottles on my counter, people are going to get the wrong impression of me. This must stop.
CLEARLY you need to invite the Deadpan over to take care of that for you.
😀
Clearly :cheerful:
You Must List the Contents of your Liquor Shelf!
Next Deadpan MMMmmmeetup/- TONIGHT at Bunny’s place in Calgary.
Sounds good to me!
So currently listen to the latest DP.
After to listening to Lejon’s comment about the Third Man I feel compelled to suggest that in future Palooza’s we just let LJ analyse the subject and we can sample ourselves clapping in appreciation.
Cough
I agree, Van.
:blush:
Lejonapalooza?
WHOA! HELLO….
Well, I did have that nickname a couple years back “one half of IMDB”
Of course, I’ve been demoted to “one quarter”, but still…
Or we could watch Lejon and call in comments on him….
Well, no, I guess that wouldn’t work.
I’m actually a pretty boring watch.
I sit around a lot. Answer phones. Get frustrated by the calls, and pretty much want people to die.
Now, this would make a good start to a movie…but as the movie drags on, we see that the character doesn’t develop much, and by the end we all ask ourselves… What was the point of that?
I was thinking for the next Poloza, we send our comments to Lejon and he can edit and perform them.
This is interesting… Kind of like for the 60 lines thing…I can dig it.
I had a sense of deja vu to my history classes at school.
We would analyse a subject, have a discussion, then the Teacher would point out what we had missed…
Van, it wasn’t my intention… I just saw something that no one seemed to be mentioning…
Just pulling your leg LJ.
Right. Of course. How silly of me not to notice. Why, there it goes following you like it’s on a line. Silly old leg…
CP: You — R.E.M.
He says you missed something.
I say la la la I can’t hear you.
😉
Good morning!
Jack: I AM looks pretty cool.
CP: State Your Solution — The Raconteurs
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2011/03/18/funny-pictures-gifs-karate-cat/
Wow.
Turns out there are hobbiest geeks for just about everything.
These guys have a real-time U.S. radiation tracking map. Suddenly everyone wants to talk with them. You can click the link to view their map.
http://radiationnetwork.com/
Wait … now it is not clear to me if you can view a “live” map unless you buy some software.
meh
Seems like it would be a waste of money.
It’s a trivia thing.
If your the sort who likes watching the maps that show live lightning strikes across the country or even real time earthquakes across the country (small ones happen every day) then this would be right up your ally. Not for the current crises in Japan but to watch the everyday fluctuations in background radiation.
geek mode/
A highschool kid could make SUCH a science project out of something like this!
/geek mode
It is very warm in my office. Meh. And my ear wants to pop.
Another day, another free ebook:
http://quillings.com/2011/03/17/stina-leichts-of-blood-and-honey-free-ebook-for-st-pattys-day/
Is this the same one you told me about today? If not, I’ll pop them a note
Different book TEB, this one’s an urban fantasy (I actually won a signed copy of the dead tree version) sent to me by the author.
Nice 80s electro-pop feel to this song.
CP: Lose It — Austra
http://cdn.stereogum.com/files/mp3/Austra%20-%20Lose%20It.mp3
My monthly burden.
No, not that.
Be good.
Love this song, even though it reminds me of a certain someone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0F6Wy6w3_4
…and it’s goodbye to Michael Gough:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12772355
I’d just like to note that I always miss Jack when he leaves.
:jack:
My monthly burden.
Yes that.
Stay Deadpan.
TGIF!
Currently having a Sam Adams, Special reserve, double bock… because I’m worth it, dammit!.
Oh. My.
Hadn’t seen this one. (more tsunami)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wYiNnHEGyY&feature=player_embedded
That one was truly scary.
sadness if you look at the rooftop across the way the first time he pans left. When he does again near the end of the clip, that building and that person are gone.
🙁
CD: Rogue Dead Guy
Currently watching this with my hubby
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1619880
Best movie ever!
I am now going to unwisely switch from beer to a bourbon liquor as I believe it will stifle my nagging cough.
I get the impression that the Deadpan servers are limping along tonight.
Hey there :pan:, how you been?
MAny comments freed from mod purgatory!
Good to see you back, Lejon. Your presence is missed when you’re not around.
Unlike my presence which is usually missed more when I am around. :silly:
It’s good to be back.
Van, that Beeswing song is wonderful.
CP: Peter Gunn – Jeff Beck..
Van, is that his new album?
Good morning, DP! We’re off like a prom dress – visiting family.
Possibly Essbee, it was on the Paul Jones Show on BBC radio 2.
Essbee, it was from the following album:
Jeff Beck — Peter Gunn
Rock’n’Roll Party Honouring Les Paul, Atco, 8122797845-7
Thanks, Van!
Saturday has arrived and my family is coming home again. Wife came in last night and the kids are on their way with my parents now. Managed to make a pretty productive week out of it. Still lots of packing to go, though. Man we’ve got a lot of stuff. Which is scary considering how much we’ve already gotten rid of via trash and donations.
Morning, Pan.
Going on a day trip to the mountains today. :happy:
Jack’s ignoring me.
I drunk texted him yesterday and I didn’t even get an LOL.
What has this world come to when a friend can’t drunk text another friend and get an LOL?
I’m srsly..
I’m so completely kidding. (not really)
LOL
*nuclear sized facepalm*
http://www.someecards.com/2011/03/14/pearl-harbor-facebook-posting
Although to be fair, not as dumb as those who think the recent Tsunami was a punishment from God for the attack on Pear Harbour..
+l
Oh aint that the truth.
I mean…its not?
http://i.imgur.com/apa0e.png
Well saw this film at the flicks tonight:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submarine_(2010_film)
Gets a thumbs up from me.
Our oldest nephew is 18 today . . .
GET. OFF. MY. LAWN.
I cant….my walker is broken.
*gums*
Finished watching Summer Wars. I enjoyed it a lot.
Managed to get my hands on this film, will try and watch it this week.
I’m not really liking the new Wonder Woman outfit.
http://www.comicsbeat.com/2011/03/18/first-look-adrienne-palicki-dons-wonder-woman-costume/
My understanding is that they were shooting for an updated look, and somehow detoured into the late 1970’s…
Fail. 🙂
OK. I’ve tried like 9 times to post this link to the new wonder woman costume as done in the comics, but It keeps not posting, so I am afraid I have to tell you to search for it yourselves. :ftb:
I’ve seen when it was first discussed months ago. I didn’t like it then either, when the pants were black.
But this is a lot more than just the outfit. She just doesn’t look right, imo.
Night pan!
Well preordered a 3DS, eyestrain here I come.
My first problem with the WW costume is the woman wearing it is too thin.
I was going to say that my second problem is how shiny the costume is, but perhaps that is a passive offensive weapon, designed to blind opponents.
I agree NS, she should look like something out of a Pre Raphaelite painting:
http://www.arthistoryspot.com/2010/01/pre-raphaelites/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Basilpot.jpg
Exactly. Like a human being, not a badly caricatured android robot.
Van – I thought you did all of your gaming on your iPhone? 😉
Hoist on my own petard!
Sounds like a euphemism for masturbation. Gonna put in a porno and hoist myself on my own petard.
Well I can still see.
…clearly now, the rain is gone…
A petard is the renaissance equivalent of a grenade. Or so I recall.
Podictionary had a good episode on it:
http://podictionary.com/petard-podictionary-94/
Um… Essentially, a medium length article that says renaissance equivalent of a grenade…
My understanding was that it was bigger than a grenade. More like a big box filled with gunpowder for blowing holes in walls:
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/hoist%20by%20your%20own%20petard.html
Finally finished watching all of Party Down. Now I’m sad that there is no more. But it was sort of a “side project” for many of the key players, formed up after the demise of “Veronica Mars” as it was.
Though an ensemble show, it couldn’t withstand loss of its perceived “lead” Adam Scott.
Adam Scott who would of course play Jack Mangan in a “Social Network” style biopic…
“shoving the gay thing down our throats”:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/20/victoria-jackson-on-glee-_n_838071.html
This is the kind of comment I had planned to read for UHF-a-palooz-thing.
Maybe she would have been happier if it was two girls kissing?
Or the stick up her ass just isn’t vibrating enough.
An aside …
Tragically, I caught the “Time to talk about sex with these kids” episode of Glee.
From the standpoint that MAYBE there were highschool age kids watching this and MAYBE there are parents out there that are leaving their kids sexual education up to television, or movies or MTV or anybody else but themselves … well from that standpoint, it was ABYSMAL … all except for the scene between the gay kid and his dad. The scene that should have been the most cringe worthy and potentially painful/annoying … THAT scene was wonderful. That “talk” could have applied to ANY parent/kid talk (regardless of sexual preference) and was handled sweetly, responsably AND positively.
I’d like to think that the writers and producers had totally planned to make the rest of the show’s handling of this topic AWFUL, sacrificing 40 minutes of content to make that 5 minutes shine even brighter but more then likely … the writers they have working on the “gay thing” may just actually care more about what they are doing.
Or not.
What do I know.
Finished Dragon Age II today. Wonder what would have happened if I went a different route… I’m interested in hearing from others once they finish to see how it differs.
Engage, #1
My brother delivered homemade chicken soup to my house today. I think I have “allergies” more than a “cold” but I’m not turning down any home cookin’ from my big bro and his wife. That’s for sure.
Out of curiosity has any other Pintley users seen the beers they’ve suggested be posted yet?
Ha! Thats a good one.
Double “HA”!
Yeah that’s pretty uch what I expected, think I’ll try to add the APA Mustang has started selling to the database anyway.
+m
http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/s/Peter+Gunn/3zCSjq?src=5
Oh and if you visited the arcades in the early 80’s, that one should remind you of Spy Hunter..
Sitting in the bar of the pan, watching the ‘weeds pass me by…
Passes LostRalph a weed.
Wait, if its gonna be this kind of party…
Thanks Rhettro, but I limit my intake of mind altering substances to caffeine and alcohol. Mostly because I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be able to stop if I try anything else.
A mans got to know his limits.
Oh the weed in question was a dandelion.
CD: Unibroue’s Quelque Chose, a beer made of equal parts amber, and brown ale with cherries. And holy jeebus does it ever taste and smell of tart cherries. I highly recommend it.
..I think I broke Pintley’s text box when I wrote my review of it…
^This. And ha!
Ahh, Spy Hunter. I never knew which fork in the road to take to get the boat.
I haven’t checked Pintley in aeons, but I did enjoy me something from Ommegang over the weekend. A Belgian-style that won’t waffle. Anyone know this brewery?
Good morning, DP!
“tart cherries”
Knew that girl….
I am painfully sleepy this morning.
I’m sleepy too, but at end of my day. My day can’t end until scheduled car maintenance is done and I can drive home…
What JOe, said, about being painfully tart this morning. It’s a day off for me, so that means a few domestic tasks and maybe some geetar.
Morning pan! Get your early Dr. Who fix!
http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2011/03/19/doctor-who-mini-episode-time-part-i-and-ii/
Ricky was a young boy. They say he had a heart of stone
He worked his fingers to the bone?
Correct. He was just barely out of school
Now that they’re getting old, do Skid Row still play Youth Gone Wild live?
Does everyone just kind of cough and look around uncomfortably?
No because everyone in the crowd is of the same ilk…and they would be coughing and looking around and seeing themselves in the eyes of Bach. And lo, it was most unpleasant.
However, Dave “Snake” Sabo has probably dropped the “Snake”.
PS: “Monkey Business”, however, is now “Baboon Business”
Just watched ditto’s Doctor Who link.
3 ways to make S6 wonderful (may contain spoilers):
1. Kill Rory. For good this time.
2. Two Amy Ponds, one mini-skirt. Keep them as the Dr.’s Companions. Meow.
3. Keep each episode under 10 minutes.
Yep that should do it.
I so very disagree here. Rory is the best part of neWho. Standing up to the Doctor even though he’s scared stiff? Awesome stuff.
And Martha? Really? Nothing against the actress, just that the writers couldn’t keep her character consistent from moment to moment.
Ah Martha, the actress has done some MA, they should have let her kick some ass more.
That would have helped. Since she started out an interesting combination of smart, curious, and timid and grew into a battling brain. With frequent detours into swoony-ness. 🙁
Then we wholeheartedly agree to disagree. Rory is the most annoying whiner to grace Whodom since Donna.
Martha had looks, brains, and brawn. Three consistencies that no current companion has even come close to matching.
More whiney than Turlogh?
More Whiney than Tegan?
Sorry, can’t buy into that…
Really not asking you to.
Donna was awesome. Almost as awesome as Rose. =)
I wonder if we were watching the same show… Heh.
4. Bring back U.N.I.T.
*snicker*
Hah! you old goat…
Huh…Huh Huh….HuhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuhHA!!!
Wait, but will Martha be there? Cause then fuck it, Im in.
TARDIS business
Slippin´ in the times
TARDIS business
Somethin’ that rhymes
Ain´t your business if I got
No TARDIS on my back
Huh.
Re do requested.
I think the most shocking revelation in this news story is that Sammy Hagar is 63.
http://wonderwall.msn.com/music/sammy-hagar-says-he-was-abducted-by-aliens-1610241.story?GT1=28135
I can’t drive, I’m over 55.
Rhett wins the age-er-nets
LIES! 🙂
Oh! Rhetty doesnt win the age-er-net!
Work is killing me!
Work killed me. News at 25:00
CW: Shameless (US) S1E11
Rhett’s wit = brilliant ^^
reaper! Check your email, your account may have been hacked.
Not really safe for work, even though these are milk ads. From Russia. With Love.
http://englishrussia.com/index.php/2009/04/08/russian-milk-ads/
Omg Ill be in my….er…nevermind.
Ew!
if anyone got an email from my g-mail account (reaperttii) delete it my account got hack but i got it fix.
And, I’m still behind. Don’t try and catch me up. I’m fine with it.
yep.
Almost Einsteinian in its loopiness
Lejon,
Well, let’s see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di’s clothes. I couldn’t believe it.
Dont…
No Airplane II references?
Make them blink in sequence
blink blink
Bi-winning!
Picked up 750ml of Odell Bourbon Barrel Stout with my Pintley gift card. This is gonna be good, folks.
In Soviet Russia, the cow milks YOU!
Dammit Rhett
http://www.howtoons.com/ This site looks pretty cool.
You guys are so nutty.
CM(aking): Panko onion rings n Turkey Burgers. Wakka woo!
Sounds de-lish and healthy. CM: sloppy joe’s (w/o the buns)
Burgers meh. Onion rings to die for.
Spinner.com features Linda Perry’s new band’s new album this week:
http://www.spinner.com/new-releases#/13
Have I ever told you guys about Linda Perry?
*cough*
OMG, I love love love this. ^
Revised: 2 good songs; 5 painfully bad ones.
I’m still here for you, Linda.
Oh ouchy. I feel this pain
I’m dog tired tonight.
Woof!
Bow bow…uuuuuuuh bow bow….uuuuuh bow bow
TEB – I didn’t get a chance to make my move against you before work tonight. I’ll rectify that once I get back home.
Ah, just discovered you can’t jump directly to a recent comment if it’s on a previous page of comments.
Hail, Pan!
Too much and not enough, all at the same time. Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was.
“rectify”
Hey Deadpan
Sitting here with nothing on waiting for my hubby to finish in the bathroom so I can have a shower.
Wahoo!
Nude Deadpaning!
Showered and dressed now. Just as well, I was getting cold.
It’s been snowing non-stop since Saturday. Doesn’t the weather know it’s spring? *sigh*
I think the people who shovels our sidewalk must have hired someone new. He doesn’t do anywhere near as good of a job as the previous person plus he didn’t do our back steps and deck at all. Since we pretty much exclusively use the back door, it’s an issue when snow comes half way up your calf. I called and complained. Hopefully he’ll do better when he comes to shovel today.
I brought you a gift. It’s a mug. It’s got a fox on it…
Foxy!
Speaking of which, Firefox 4 comes out today.
I’m as shiny as Chrome kind of gal
CW: Karate Kid (the new one). Not too bad so far
Nice Mordin cosplay, but I really wonder if he can sing The Pirates of Penzance. 😉
http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2011/03/21/mass-effects-mordin-solus-gets-the-cosplay-treatment/
The Shat is 80?
*boggles*
I’ve had those. Long nights of drinking.
Tire, headache, back to work, meh.
I feel you, Rhett.
I feel that I needed to add a “d” at the end of tire in my previous post.
Hachachacha
On turning 80, Bill Shatner should redo the Divinyls’ classic “I Touch Myself” as “I Shat Myself”?
You need to start a Deadpan segment called “Rhett’s Rhit and Rhisdom”. Im serious.
There are so many things wrong with the tournament on this movie I don’t know where to start
Wax on, wax off.
Now it’s jacket on, jacket off
Thats….dirty….
CP: Penitent — Suzanne Vega
Y’all is crazy!
We learned it by watching you, alright!?!?!
^Get’s the reference, well played.
You get that because your brain is a frying egg.
In a dead pan, of course.
sSSSSIZZZLE
Ed said as much. 😉
BTW, I 2nd the call for “Rhit and Rhisdom”. Although I think we need to throw the word, “Rhettoric”, in there somewhere.
i reject the idea of “Rhisdom” in there, maybe “Incoherent Rhabble”
“Rhettoric and Rhabble Rhousing”?
Rhousting Rhapsodies?
Rhasberry Rhipple
All of these are Rheal Rhinners!
People are stupid. It’s a good thing I was paying attention. The new kid who shovels our walk and driveway got mixed up and was doing the neighbour’s place. I hope the neighbor is happy he got his driveway shovelled on my dime
I need some help.
A friend wants to buy my old iPhone (she wouldn’t let me give her the phone).
Thing is she has no cheque account, and I would rather not give her my bank details.
Would it be be possible for her to transfer money (electronically) from her bank account to my paypal account?i
You can do paypal, Van, but she needs a Paypal account as well. Which if she has a bank account its easy enough to obtain one.
Thanks Lo.
Why not a cashiers check from her bank? She should be able to get one easily.
This is probably overkill, but I use a bank check sometimes. It costs me a few bucks, but all I need to know is the recipient’s name and address.
This is also Overkill
http://www.metal-rules.com/interviews/overkill/overkill-1990.jpg
And the wall at work blocks that for … OMFG! Profanity!
::shakes head sadly::
bbbbbut its just a picture! Plah!
Van, If she has a debit or credit card, she can use paypal, and she doesn’t need the paypal account. They’ll process the money like it was a credit transaction. And take a small portion of it before it reaches you, naturally.
Maybe some euros sent via US Mail?
Get Batman AA: GOTY edition for $7.50 from Steam today.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/35140/
Great deal if you haven’t played it, and no I’m not a post bot. Would a post bot say Nevermore Rules! Well maybe a post bot with great taste, but went have you met one of those?
Rhett Rheluctantly Rhelegates Rheminiscences upon the Rhegalia with Rhighteous Hard Rhocking Rhuminations?
Rhow.
Rhight!
I think I’m a gaming whore. Bought and am currently installing Sims Medieval
*gaming whore*
/swoooooooon!
Hey, that’s Patrick Stewat’s voice
Ha! Just looked at the credits and I was right. He has a very recognizable voice
Now, on to my new game…
Going to get Medieval on Sim’s asses?
They have Patrick Stewart reciting Sims’ nonsensical blather??
No, there’s an introduction to the kingdom and ruling thereof that he narrates.
*Opening to “You Got Lucky” by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers*
*Or “Holy Diver” by Dio*
Boo. I don’t like missing all this during the workday.
It may be cheesey (you can go wrong with a fake Russki accent), but I’ve enjoyed the first two episodes of Endgame.
+ ‘t
CPIMM: (over and over and over and over and )
Whenever I’m alone with you
you make me feel like I am young again
whenever I’m alone with you
you make me feel like I am fun again
More UHF-a-palooza:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/22/victoria-jackson-slams-glee-showbiz-tonight_n_838862.html
Bitch is crazy.
sad
Victoria Jackson has reached that level of “has been” that she has to publically say controversial things to get any press. Frankly, I had forgotten she even existed.
I say, let’s DON’T amplify her weak signal. I encourage everyone NOT to follow the link or post her name again.
Let’s let her fade back into the cracks of pop-culture.
CP: Mazzy Star – Fade Into You
CD(oing): Microsoft IT Academy lab (studying for school)
[immaturity streak] Victoria Jackson! Victoria Jackson! Victoria Jackson! Victoria Jackson! Victoria Jackson! Victoria Principle! Victoria Jackson! Victoria Jackson! Victoria Jackson! Victoria Jackson! Victoria Jackson! Victoria Jackson! [/immaturity streak]
VJ Day only comes once a century, Jack
*yawn* Good night, Pan.
I will not stay up too late. Too late. Too late.
Goodnight :…:
Someone really needs to shoot this week in the head. Gah.
http://www.dieselsweeties.com/hstrips/0/2/7/6/02766.png
I’m not sure if I’m delighted or disappointed that I’m old enough to have gotten the “I learned it from you” reference.
Get of my lawn!
Oh, and Rhustler’s Rhapsody. Enjoy the root.
Good morning, DP! How’re you all?
Well hi! Its sure a morn, isnt it?
Boy howdy, it sure is!
*falls down from lack of caffine*
*falls over from lack of ditto*
You’ve reached a new Lo? 😉
Ah, I kill me. That was horrible, weren’t it. 😉
Oh….oh ditto….why?
Well, I switched to Firefox 4. It looks prettier and is faster than before, but I don’t like how they’ve moved the tabs above the location bar.
Once nice thing is the new Gawker theme works better with FF4, so I can see more.
i, LIKE bUNNY, AM A SHINY CHROME GIRL.
OOOOOOOOh more fun with caps lock
::violently pounds “LIKE” button::
I have more security control with FF, which is the primary reason I use it.
CP: Icky Thump — The White Stripes
Oh, well that makes sense. Now if you could find control over those White Stripes of yours
RIP Elizabeth Taylor
So it’s farewell to Elizabeth Taylor:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/mobile/ents/top_stories/story12833100.shtml
Snap!
Lo: These are not the headphones you are looking for. 😉
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003VWPH7K/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=kindg-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B003VWPH7K
“Oh….oh ditto”
MmmmmmmmJEALOUS???
Oh they sure are now!
Stronger than ever
Ever before
Q N X E A is
A drug against snore.
LOL… yes, actually.
Oh dont be, sugar.
CPIMM: A Def Leppard song.
Rocket? Yeah?
Oh! Oh I see what you did there…
I’m a gedden it?
Ah really gedden it
FF4 is Firefox’s last chance with me.
I liked the first one with Clint Eastwood.
Me too.
Remember you must think in Russian!
Interesting consensus cloud for books everyone should read.
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/photobylines/2011/3/14/1300105749763/Information-is-Beautiful–001.jpg
More info on how the chart was generated here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2011/mar/14/information-beautiful-books-read-100
CP: Percussion Gun — White Rabbits
Very cool graphic. Now to find the time to read all of those.
How does one get ahold of time travel trousers, anyway?
A blast from the past:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXylo5ZWiTs
Cj reports on FB that Chrome can’t see the Deadpan?
Working fine on Chrome on this far distant shore.
There seems to have been a 30 minute outage that rhectified itself.
The Mig-31 has to rank as one of the coolest fictional aircraft ever conceived.
Hmm, wonder if Firefox would survive a palooza voting challenge.
I’m game.
Any film with Freddie Jones in is worth a palooza.
Time to break out my Cyrillic alphabet and Russian dictionary again…
Maybe we can do Firefox, Top Gun, and all of the Iron Eagle movies!
I’ll get my coat.
And finish it out with “Stealth” for good measure.
One of these coats, to be specific:
http://www.sportys.com/pilotshop/category/808
Any movie with Adrian Zmed…
Ha-haa!
Haven’t caught up yet, but Lo: guess where Wild Flag is playing 2nite?
OMFG! They couldnt have played a few days earlier????? BOO!
Also… I prefer “Foxfire”. You know.. the one where Angelina Jolie and others get nekkid round a camp fire? Yeah that one
I know it. I KNOW IT.
So, a compare and contrast is in order.
And how sir!
Well this is not boding well, spring has just sprung and already I need to open the window so I’m cool enough for sleep.
Weren’t you in a fucking ice age like 2 months ago? The fuck is going on there?
“fuck is going on”
Oh JJ… what I wouldnt give
give
receive
… it’s ALL good man