From the last thread – (sorry for the double post)
Hockey – Avalanche (duh) and then Ill pick the Nashville Predators as my second team. Only cause no one on this planet gives a damn about the Nashville Predators.
Can I pick my two “Anthems” now?
Now Deadpan.
Lo, Nashville who?
Tyranny of the Dungeon Masters!
Yes and your point?
Steampunk Stormtrooper = fuckin awesomeo
Now Dancer!
Private Dancer!
Good luck Jack. You know the drill.
Tiny Dancer!
I’ll pick Ottawa and San Jose
Best thoughts from me to you, Jack.
Now how in the world shall we choose anthems?
Out of our asses, John.
Like this….
The theme for the Avalanche will be “Tik Tok” by Ke$ha
The theme for the Predators shall be “Big Trouble in Little China” by The Coup de Villes.
Done.
Lo Pan: I *know* how much you looooooove Ke$ha. 😉
Nice pick for the Predators.
Okay, I’m picking “Iris” by the Goo Goo Dolls for the Sabres. The Goo Goo Dolls are apparently from Buffalo, and even though I had to check which song it actually is, I can’t not pick “Iris”
Plus it will be fun hearing someone else attempt it…
ditto: Im hoping that someone will be able to share in the pleasure.
JB: Goo Goo Dolls? Thats low.
JB: Yep. They are from there. They are local heros. If you fly to the airport, you hear tons of Goo Goo Dolls. Their older stuff is better.
I’m tempted to pick “Do You Know the Way to San Jose?” but I’m not that mean. 🙂
Hilarious fact – Goo Goo Doll’s firstish label was Metal Blade.
Do it ditto. Do it.
Okay, for San Jose, Rancid “Time Bomb.” I understand they are from that vicinity, and again, would be fun to hear someone else have to try to sing it.
Of course, these are proposals for the flies of the Deadpan Bar to either approve or strike down…
Just be grateful the Leafs aren’t in the running this year, I’d have picked them and chosen Joe Hall and the Continental Drifts classic “Vampire Beavers”
+’
John…. one of my songs was fucking KE$HA. I shall strike down no ones pick.
JohnBoze, you should pick something off of superstar car wash that was by far the Goo Goo Dolls best album. or you could go with the classic from way back “Don’t Beat My Ass”
Tempting, but for some reason “Iris” seems a good choice…
Ok. I changed my mind. I am that mean.
San Jose: Dionne Warwick’s “Do You Know The Way To San Jose?”
Ottawa: The Barstool Prophet’s “Paranoia” to celebrate the Senator’s tendency to choke. 🙂
ditto that unboxing it great. I love the boom mic showing up in the first part
ooo the iPad comes with stickers!!
reaper = easily amused
Subjugate the Amish.
I finely started going to the gym again and I forgot about one of the side effects of doing that:
It is 10:30 and I’m hungry.
reaper: have a celery stalk, and a TALL glass of water.
For the Wings I pick Tom Petty’s “Runnin’ Down a Dream”
Luck for Jack
Luck for Jack
Luck for Jack
Luck for Jack
Lejon, The watter isn’t a problem I’m up to 40oz already (I’m glad the watter is good here) I’ll have to check the vending machine for the celery the often are in there with carrots. Maybe I’ll have to go with the next best thing nuts.
BTW, I *permanently* place dibs on the Leafs *if* they ever make they playoffs. 😛
Hope thing go well for you tomorrow Jack..fingers crossed and all that.
Damn and blast +s
There’s a guy on the bus listening to music on a portable CD player..it looks terribly outdated.
i still love my portable cd player.
OK, so I had a few other things on my mind, and didn’t post the Survey Monkey poll for team anthems. . . .
The only thing I’ll say: this should be fun for everyone, especially the poor soul whose playoff dreams have been dashed to pieces.
We should maybe have a backup option for each team (discuss)? And, the singer can choose any 30-second to 60-second segment of the song.
And btw: PC Haring claimed Chicago, with a suggestion for “Chelsea Dagger” by the Fratellis . . . It’s the song that rocks out the U.C. every time the Hawks score.”
FYI BTW FTW: I created a post to address the Songs/Teams question.
What I learned from Parks and Rec:
Girls need more blood for their baby centers so they have less for there brain. This means they should stay away from hard jobs.
wow
What else I learned from Parks and Rec:
Woman attract bears when they are menstruating.
double wow
That’s pretty neato, Lo.
What else I learned from Parks and Rec:
“Made love to the pooch” is a nicer way to say “screwed the pooch”
triple wow
I was gonna pick San Jose, but I’ll give it to ditto.
hmm…..
I’ll take Montreal, and I propose “Montreal” by Macho.
CP: Jenny Says — Cowboy Mouth
I dig this band pretty much only because I saw them at the Jazzfest right after Katrina with the husband of a dear friend who weeped when they sang “Coming Home”. It’s a great memory for me. Local NOLA band whose music is kinda meh.
What else I learned from Parks and Rec:
(from yesterday) there is one more better thing to do with my money.
Watch anything with Amy Poehler
Finished “Mass Effect 2” over lunch. Wow. Even better than the first game. Great story.
Almost made it through without losing anyone. 🙁
We saw Cowboy Mouth a couple times back in the 90’s/early 00’s.
One time actually at a radio station show with Goo Goo Dolls, who failed to impress, and BnL who totally impressed.
Cowboy Mouth was early in the show and were fun.
Added to Netflix Queue: Parks & Rec, Season 1 and Cargo.
More luck, wishes, hugs, encouragement, and support for Jack!
BTW, a few important points were won today. It’s not a complete fix of the situation, but it’s a a dramatic improvement. I’m very pleased with the progress made.
The one thing I learned from Parks and Rec is to stop watching Parks and Rec (no offense reaper. Tis cool you dig it)
NICE JACK!
dammit CJ! Never put that “girl” on my screen ever again! EVER!
Oh yay for Jack!
Lo, really? I didn’t think she was that hawt actually… just kinda Meh.
I’ve been watching Parks and Rec since day one and it’s improved and I enjoy the heck out of it.
No thats what I mean, CJ. Thats why I put “girl” in quotes. And why I never want her on my screen again. Tis gross.
I have a conference call in 16 minutes.
It appears that none of us are exempt from this corporate fun-time!
She did have nice fingernails.
Doesnt make up for the rest of the naz-ty.
Cj: I just heard about her last week via some picture on a Yahoo portal. I think we’re beginning to show signs of diverging species amongst humanity.
jack: Awesome news to the nth degree!
PS: Still wicked busy.
Cj, I have to agree on P&R. I started slow but now I love it
Darcy says pretty much all the NHL teams who are not the Colorado Rockies are “cheatin’ bastards.”
You don’t want to know what she says about the Devils…
Hey, TSH, good to see ya…
Colorado Rockies!!?
Smarty Hotties!
JohnBoze, I still got love for Chico Resch and Don Lever (Rockies turned Devils).
Jeremy, I got you down for San Jose and Montreal – – unless you tell me otherwise.
Good to see you 2 JB
Jackamo!!!
Hey are we goana do anthems and shit for the World Cup too?
But Argentinas team this year is kinda lame. We barely made it in. I don’t know about Italy.. I’m sure Italy is in it though.
Get off my lawn, Hotties!!!!!!
Whats a “World Cup”?
*stomps on lawn*
*kicks flowers*
*pees on roses*
ouchie
*removes rose thorns from ass*
LOL
Football Lo, and not the one that is basically rugby with armour plating.
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There goes my rose garden. Good thing my shit smells of roses enough…
*hops on yacht*
I love when folks bash the “armor plating” of US football. It amuses me.
Whats a “rugby”?
I just checked- Argentina and Italy are both in it. I’m all set! Except I refuse to sing Brazils anthem if they win. Curse you Brazil!!!!!!!!!!!
ok pan
I’m off. Play nice.
Ask JFS..
what armor/armour plating?
the shoulder pads?
although, wouldnt it be kick ass if they played football in chainmail???
oh that would be hot!
literally!!
*swooooon*
Lo singing ‘God Save the Queen’
Hahahahahahaha
cough
Whats “JFS”?
Youre still here, Smarties. Liars!
Id sing that ala the Sex Pistols. If need be.
Not enough safety pins in the world for that.
Who
The Who? No not into them.
No fuschia, no fuschia, no fuschsia for you.
Can I pick the Cosmos in the Soccer World Cup? If not, I’ll back Van and pick England. (are we doing this too?)
I suppose to be fair to our overseas friends we may have to.
Well should be fun, somebody will be singing the German anthem…
Animal, mineral or vegetable?
Oh and that was actually a game show…the horror, the horror..
So Im the only one who loves the Resident Evil films. Im fine with that. Yet I had no idea they are touting Afterlife as being filmed “with James Camron’s 3-D technology”.
So will this be the first true film to use this after Avatar? And if so…. it better not distract from the Milla Jovovich ass kicking goodness that Sep 10th will bring.
That is all.
I pick Germany.
Lo Pan, as much as I hate to agree with you on principle, I love the Resident Evil films.
😉
Got me thinking of ‘Alone in the Dark’ now.
I’ve really enjoyed the Resident Evil films as well, in fact I own all three on DVD.
You love agreeing with me EssBee….love….it….
Me too Rhett!!! Lets have movie nite! You n me and a vodka makes three!
Van, please try not to think of Uwe Boll too much. It shall beak your brain.
I’m more of a Tequilla man but that sounds like a plan. 🙂
If the Jack Mangan is please, then the Ed from Texas is pleased as well.
Good to hear positive motion, Jack.
Then Don Julio’s comin for a visit
Wait, what’s wrong with liking the Resident Evil films?
OH, and no spoilers for ME2. I’m not quite done yet.
Because train wrecks on TV make me feel like I’ve really got my shit to-gether.
Thanks, you guys. It’s such an amazing feeling to hear my little girl tell me again that she misses me and loves me. Just so incredible to hear my son laugh again.
I can’t really describe this feeling. I’m cautiously excited for the face-to-face reunion, scheduled soon.
So happy for you Jack. That’s the best news I’ve heard in a long time.
This was monumental enough to bring the LCMoD around again 🙂
Yeah, it’s wonderful. I’ve just been basking for about an hour now.
Yes this is a most awsome day!!!
Also LCMoD is looking for a house to buy am hoping that means more visit time again.
That is beyond awesome news Jack. Words can’t describe the happiness I feel for you.
So what am I suspose to think when a woman online asks if have large hands?
And wOOt to the practical the coming together of practically the entire original Deadpan crew! Still waiting on James from London though.
She wants to buy you gloves?
Great news Jack, nice to hear that progress is finally happening.
Makes feel like I should get the tape measure out.
Ok guys, not funny! Fess up!
Whoever decided that there should be a storm and 3 inches of snow should fall during the two hours I was at martial arst, I just want you to know, I was not amused. You can take it back right now.
Woot Jack! :woot:
Ok ,there is no woot, how about :metal:
Is it wring that my new favourite album is the new Slash album? He’s got quite the line up of guest singers. Who knew Fergie was actually good? She should move to hard rock.
I think woot uses the zeroes :w00t:
Thanks 🙂 Sorry about the snow.
Is it wring that I’m only half way through my secon beer and I’m already feelin the buzz?
Wring = wrong
stupid I-touch
:w00t: ing for Jack
Calgary’s tied at one against Minnesota end of the second. Really? We can’t even beat frikken Minnesota?
I haz a kiity on my lap. Just thought you should know.
I also haz a hubby sitting on the couch beside me playing his guitar.
My life is good.
Calgary tried to kill the Minnesota goalie. They had to bring in their second steinger. I suppose that’s one way to increase your chanses of winning, injure the other team’s goalie.
BTW, I’d do a world cup bet. Hubby an I actually watch it – when it’s on at as time zone not too insane for us.
I laugh at my hubby. He obviously screwed up. He was playing something, then just stopped and shrugged in the middle of it, then carried on like nothing happened. I wouldn’t have known something was wrong if it weren’t for the shrug in the middle.
Cal Clutterbuck got an unsportsmanlike penalty. I want a band named Clutterbuck.
Did you ever get the feeling, except for a brief appearance by our illustrious host, you’re Panning alone?
There’s ten minutes left in the game. After that I won’t be Panning at all. So there :tongue:
My hubby is soooo talented. I think I might be his groupy.
He’s a guitarist, I idolize him, and I sleep with him. Yup, I’m a groupy.
The only thing I don’t do is scream and faint at the sight of him…
Probably just as well.
His playdates are trying to come up with a name for their group. I suggested the Hodgepodge Hedgehogs. I don’t think he was overly impressed.
Four minutes left in the game. Calgary’s still tied at one. Geesh, even killing the Minnesota goalie hasn’t helped this team.
In one of our districts, all the police have hocky sticks in their cars. They encourag kids to ask them to join in street hockey games. Builds community spirit and makes the kids think if the police as more than just the evil authority figure. I think it’s a good idea
Of course, it’s with the understanding that if the police get a call they have to leave the game. Gee, how unreasonable is that?
Going into overtime.
I think I had just a touch too much to drink. I only had two beer but that was after a fairly intense workout and no food since 4:00. Maybe I should search for sustenance.
The only problem is I’m going to bed right after the hockey game and I don’t like to eat just before I go to sleep. Hmmmm.
Shoot out time
Wow, Fergie does a good Paradise City.
Yes, I’m listening to music, watching the hockey game , and Panning. It’s the ultimate of multitasking
If Fergie sang hard rock o think I’d actually listen to her
Minnesota won the shoot out.
I guess that means I’m going to bed.
Night Panites.
I just missed the drunken bunny.
Jack, I’m so happy! As you said, also a little cautious, but severely hopeful!
Jack: WOW. That is AWESOME. I’m happy for you, too! 😀
They haven’t heard the song yet, have they? (Maybe they’re still too young to fully understand the feelings that went into it… I don’t know.)
Jack – w00t!
^ I just realized that the part of my previous post that’s in parentheses was a really stupid thing to say. I haven’t actually met your (Jack’s) kids, so I shouldn’t be making guesses like that. Sorry.
Anyway, good night, Pan.
No need at all to apologize, Amy. I do intend to play the song for them when the face-to-face reunion happens.
Thank you, everyone! This has been an amazing day.
What JRM said!
I couldn’t wait to pan my message.
I actually took an unscheduled break for that, Jack.
You know what I mean!
ZOMG! There’s a cure! FINALLY! I’ve been told that I have been afflicted with this disease repeatedly!
Perhaps we may have found the potential year that is un-Fuck worthy.
Alright, my fellow ‘mericans, here’s your deal for the day:
Walgreens is offering a free 8×10 size print. You can either print a coupon to use in the store, or, as I prefer, order it online by uploading a picture and swinging by the store later to get it.
Little women and little dogs..a puzzling combination.
Theres a show called “Shop Erotic” that sells lots of glasscocks.
Shop on “Amazon” ?
Want to automatically see how their price on an item compares to other places?
Go here http://camelcamelcamel.com/
and enter the item you are interested in.
This day just keeps getting better!
This deal gets worse all the time!
Pray I don’t alter it further.
Pando Carrisian?
Ponda Baba?
JRMurdock Already claimed “FISTIES”. Sorry, couldn’t let that one go.
Jack: Fookin’ a, that is awesome.
re: Resident Evil: I think it’s barely passable as a movie. But there’s nothing wrong with someone else enjoying it. Now, if you said you liked Ultraviolet, that’s something else altogether.
Never saw (or played) Alone in the Dark.
I don’t think this has already been posted. Check out PIXELS. Very fun and impressive. 2:32 run time.
I thought the Cybrosis guy was the same as the Metamar City guy. Sounds like the same voice to my tin ear. That, and he’s got a ridiculously huge hard-on for the Metric system. I’ve heard “decimeter” more times from him than during my entire High School career.
I own Ultraviolet. Know why? Milla in tight outfit with swords. Thats all. Also it was 2$ for the director’s cut.
Jack: Great job as a guard, BTW.
Yeah, I’ve heard many people say they like her. I have a hard time thinking of a chick from movies that I think is hot. I’m odd.
Shes also a pretty damn good musician, so that helps.
CW FlashForward: Revelation zero
I did not know that. It’s interesting what a large percentage of Hollywood personalities are at least decent musicians. Maybe that’s why I haven’t been “discovered” yet. Yeah, that’s it. That’s my new stance.
Dammit Lo, you’re just trying to steal my thunder. I also liked Ultraviolet.
AND LIGHTNING, ESSBEE!
See Null all you have to do is act in some action films. Simple!
JN – Send your music submissions to wanderradio @ gmail
I’ll listen and maybe even put it in the show.
reaper, I haven’t watched any of the new (2010) Flash Forward yet — I’m looking forward to it, though. It’s stacked up in my DVR!
Yeah, and apparently they’ll take anyone!
WNDRWolf: Thanks, but I’m saying I have the musical talents of a slug. Maybe worse. I appreciate the offer, though.
Null, you could start the new Slug musical trend. Maybe all the hep emo and screamo kids in their hoodies and skinny jeans will gravitate over to Slug.
As long as they get off my lawn.
Is Slug an offshoot of Sludge? Cause if so, Im in.
EssBee, It is pretty good so far. I’m a bit behind and I think I missed something
Nice quote today on one of my industry newsbriefs:
“You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family.”
–Anita Baker
Someone, please tell my brother about this, stat.
Jack: You may be on to something. I can be sponsored by Slurm!
Yikes Rhett. Will a witness have to identify that in a lineup?
Ah! Ok so the Ultraviolet film was based on a British mini series? Got it. Well from what Im seeing here, the show looks 10000000000000% better than the movie. Gotta check me it out
If we’re hardcore enough, we can be called “Metal Slug”.
Lo Pan: Well done, sir!
Lo Pan (cont.): Let me know how it is.
CP: I Robot — Alan Parsons Project
Excellent track!
Awesome Album!
I was reminded last night how good the original “Rocky” movie was.
I know my Dad had some Alan Parsons’ album. I blame him for my affection for prog rock.
ditto: I never saw any of the Rocky movies until a handful of years ago. Overall I enjoyed them.
Never cared much for any of the sequels.
My mom is a huge Rocky fan.
The tide may be turning on my day — a call scheduled in 8 minutes was just postponed!
Fight the darkness, EssBee.
The first Rocky shouldn’t have beaten Taxi Driver for the 1976 Best Picture, but it’s still a great movie. I love the way it ends.
I liked them all, to varying degrees, apart from the second-to-last one. Five, I think?
Jack: I agree, the ending of the first really makes the movie.
Jack: I think the main reason why Rocky won Best Picture is that it came out at a time when Americans were desperate for a hero.
I need a hero. Im holding out for a hero til the end of the night
I’d tend to agree, ditto. Plus – – the Academy usually favors feel-good over gritty and disturbing.
Dolph, however, was robbed at the Oscars for his brilliant portrayal of Ivan Drago in Rocky IV.
I stopped buying issues a couple of years ago. Wasn’t much out there that I cared about anymore.
You guys kill me. I was scrolling to get to the bottom here and naturally the words “buttsex” caught my eye and this little EssBee/Lo Pan exchange had me peeing my pants:
Lo Pan Says:
CP: Clitoris – The Myth
EssBee Says:
CP: Gspot — F’Real
Lo Pan Says:
CP: Buttsexxx – Jelly ‘n Jam
EssBee Says:
CP: Maybe — What?!
Lo Pan Says:
CP: TryAnything – Once
EssBee Says:
CP: I Think I Know Her — Anonymous
Lo Pan Says:
CP: I Know That Person (As Well) – My$elf
please note, Andrea did not LITERALLY pee her pants
and I’m wearing a skirt anyway so it doesn’t apply
*takes a bow*
please note
its so nice to hear Tiger Woods being questioned about GOLF again
can we all move on now?
*claps*
although please note
LoPans use of Jelly n jam really kinda grossed me out
Yes, fo sho. Jelly n jam??!
TSH shouldn’t that be: *golf claps*
reaper: No, he got the clap. 😉
please note
yes, it should be
*gold clap*
MR DITTO SWOOOON!!!
*swooooooon* 😉
gold clap?
please note
I can’t type
please note
ditto distracted me and I couldn’t type anymore in his presence
gold clap = what tiger actually got. he makes to much money for normal clap
why the fuck am I typing please note before every comment?
Do I assume myself?
ok.. I’m done
that is all
Shouldn’t it be “then” instead of “and” ?
please note
The Smarty Hotties exited, stage left
Heh, RE: We are X-MEN:
“How about the fact that the artist can’t represent depth to save his fucking fife. Spidey is in front of the torn page but behind Pshylocke’s hair even though she is standing behind the page. And the sword that is behind her is still represented in front of the page that she is standing behind. What the fuck man…”
Morning, Pan. Welcome to your weekend. Quite the Friday you guys put together.
Moon – I’ve heard talk of this movie, but know nothing about it. I’m looking to add it to my queue. Can I get some kind of minimal description so I make sure to add the correct movie? A key star? Release date?
Was released in 2009 in the UK Ed.
Sam Rockwell is the ‘star’, Kevin Spacey is the voice of the AI.
It’s set on helium 3 mining facility on the far side of the Moon. The base is run by one human crewman and an AI. Things start getting strange when the Sam Rockwell character has an accident when trying to fix mining unit.
+a
That link is craziness, Van. Jon Stewart covered the board meeting a few weeks back.
Happy Saturday! We’re going to laze about, perhaps clean the house up, and then Sly B has a Mariachi performance tonight.
Ed, also note that “Moon” is going to be streamable via NetFlix starting this Monday…
Thank you, all. I am now queued up. For as long as they can hang on, I’m still with Blockbuster.
Ed from Texas: It’s a solid movie. It unfolds well. I didn’t find anything a huge reveal, but its a smart, enjoyable ride. I only have one CG-related complaint. Watch it. Do it.
I need to get a copy of that movie. I’ve heard so many good things about it.
Also, I’m backish. Finally have my Droid back and its once again letting me post here.
Droid Does!
TEB: It’s frightening how much like Axl Fergie sounds in that Paradise City remake.
Haven’t seen Moon yet. 🙁
PCU (Pre-Caught-Up)
Saw Silversun Pickups/Muse last night. Silversun Pickups were pretty good. Muse were really fantastic. I don’t think I’ve ever seen better visuals at a concert, not even at the real Pink Ployd’s stadium show.
And we were not the only non-parent “old people” there! Bonus.
Tomorrow, Darcy and I are taking the kids to Grandma & Grandpa’s and going out on a date. We’re probably going to a new Irish pub in the west metro (new except being run by a local company with three successful pubs already running for a long time). Then we will probably see “Alice in Wonderland” in 3D, our first cinematic 3D experience (watched “Coraline” using the paper color anaglyph glasses at Mr. Fabby’s and regretted missing the theatrical run…).
CD: Saying Hi to the Tumbleweeds
CD: Offering drinks to the tumbleweeds
CD: dressing the Tumbleweeds in dinner jackets and black ties
CD: Offering the Tumbleweeds some fine Havana cigars
CD: Sweeping up the ashy remains of my former Tumbleweed friends
CD: Fleeing from undead tumbleweed zombie phoenix triffids risen again from their ashy graves.
CD: Trying desperately to barricade the bar so Zombie Jack Mangan doesn’t break through and eat what little brains I have to offer.
Ultraviolet TV is the only one I’ve heard of. It’s been in my Amazon list for a few years now. 🙂
That YouKu vid is awesome. It reminds me of this English beatbox dude I saw last year. He has some custom keyboard setup where he steps on it to activate different loops and… well, it’s cool.
Well finally got round to seeing ‘How to train your dragon’..and it was fun.
Fox & I saw the 2D version, as Darcy & I think he wouldn’t have the patience for the glasses yet…
How old is Fox now? When I took all my nieces and nephews to the 3D, my son, who just turned five, did OK with the glasses.
Definitely worth it. Dissapointing that Clash of the Titans knocked it out of first last weekend.
When I was scanning through comments this morning to catch up, ditto’s comments got trashed by my mental processor into something like:
“I got asked to be man’s best friend at a wedding”
Which, while odd, didn’t really strike me as so out of place on this board.
hhhhhhhhhi pan
hhhhhhhughhhhhh sez: hhhhhhhhhello
play by play you say?
Hell yay we say!
wait.. I need to get my shit together. Need to dig the power cord for this bitch outta my purse then make sure I have the latest pan
Hugh sez: woman!! you’re not ready for play by play???!!!????
I suck
and not in the good way
hold please
what the fuck???
my itunes is royally fucked
hold please
Hugh sez: hold what?
your cock, Hugh. Hold your cock
Hugh sez: Yes, ma’am!
🙂
wait.. this is show 161 and my itunes is trying to download unshow 35 and ep 125
?????
whats happening!!!!!?????!??!?!!!!?????????
ohhhhhhhhhhh.. it used to be Jack Mangan’s Deadpan thru ep 125 then he switched it to Jack Mangans Deadpan since then..
why did you go sans apostrophe Jackamo?
is that more grammatically betterer?
Hugh sez: Don’t look at me I’m concentrating on holding my cock
*sigh*
ok, but still my Jack Mangans Deadpan podcast link is only up to 160
*SOBS*
I just wanna listen to Deadpan!!!!!
When you search for Deadpan on iTunes a whole bunch of songs titled deadpan come up. I wonder if any of them are any good.
Hugh sez: there is only 1 Deadpan
Hugh went all Highlander on my ass
ok.. dude
so I find Deadpan 161 on iTunes, hit the download link next to the episode and it is downloading it in a whole new section. So now I have 1 Jack Mangan’s Deadpan section, and 2 different Jack Mangans Deadpan sections
what is this world coming to. Is nothing sacred anymore?
400-ties!!!
fuck you fucktarbot
Fox is pretty much exactly 4 1/2, he loved the movie, his second-ever after “Princess and the Frog.”
[obnoxious fucktardbot voice]
oooohhhh my name is fucktardbot and methinks you are posting too quickly cuz I am a big old pain in the ass, and not the good kind either. nahhhhh.. my name is fucktard bot schnarf schnarf. I suck. and also not in the good way
[/obnoxious fucktardbot voice]
awwww. I remember when Fox was just a little baby
*sniff*
*sniff*
now hes all growded up!
Deadpans just about done downloading here…..
Hugh sez: can I stop holding my cock now?
Yes, I will hold it for you now
Hugh sez: Yay!!!
Smarty Hottie Productions™ presents A Smarty Hottie Deadpan play by play
Starring: Hugh and Andrea
Featuring: Jack Mangans Dedapan Podcast Ep 161
farrrrr point media
Heres the story…
The Deadpan Bunch!
Hugh sez: I’m Bobby
I’m Marsha Marsha Marsha!!!!!
Jack mangan AKA.. ah fuck
Sam the Butcher!!!!
bringing Alice the meat!!
Oooohhhhh Yeah!!!!!
I wanna be Alcie then!!!!
I’m Alice, fuck Marsha!!
Hugh sez: Yes, Be Alice that way it won’t be incest when we fuck
LOL
Alice the ho. Getting meat from Sam AND Bobby
*swoooon*
interview ep, no content
oh shit.. speaking of content
hugh sez: wha?
I have to call in my 60 lines
oh shit. Jacks going to send me a mean email if I don’t call in my lines
Hugh sez: No worries, Jack. I’ll make sure she calls those in. If she doesn’t she gets a spanking.
Yay spanking!! I mean.. ummm….
Friend of the Deadpan
3 important orders of bidness
60 lines.. 1 or 2 people.. ummm.. wow what loser hasn’t called in their 60 lines yet??
Hugh sez: Only the really sexy ones
awwww 🙂
2. We can call the olympic anthem game closed
NHL playoffs are next
Hugh sez: Blackhawks are gonna crush y’all!!!!
Better we bet on Blackhawks then the Bulls
Hugh sez: *sobs*
only sing once this time
day #634.. big day for Jackamo. Methinks he had some good news there
Hugh sez: w00t
*noise*
*gong*
not know as Paul from DeMoines.. originally known as Paul from DesMoines
I didn’t know Paul was from Chi-town!!!
Yay Paul!!!! errr.. yay PC
why is Jack so quiet and Paul so load?
His cyberpunk novel is live
wrapped for Balticon
load=loud
Why is Jack so quiet and Paul so LOUD, not load
Evo is backed up
*snicker*
I don’t listen to podiobooks
Hugh sez: me neither
Ghost in the shell meets Minority Report meets James Bond
Hugh sez: Cybrosis sounds like a bad venereal disease. As in: Man, I caught cybrosis from that Rush street ho I picked up last week
Thank you so much for sharing, Hughie
Hugh sez: No Hughie!!
*pause*
we are at the hospital getting Hughs daily treatment. Nurse is in here now.. brb
wOOt! Play by Play.
With a small donation you are helping us fight the Borg imposed disease of systemic cybrosis.
We saw “How to Train Your Dragon” in 3d last night. Teresa, Cali and myself really enjoyed it. I got all the +4 jaw strength jokes. LOL
eh.. sorry. We’re gonna be a while
we tried 🙁
Rhett!!!!!!!!
*waves*
might not be back until later afternoon
they decided Hugh needed to do stuff today.
l8r pan
Good luck to you and Hugh! Take it easy. 🙂
What Rhettro wrote.
I see a bottle of pear cider in
my immediate future.
Congrats, ditto!
A Smarty Hotties PBP! I fell like I need a cigarette.
I’m not sure what “Waste of Air” calls this sheets.
If I thought it would make any difference, I’d be so mad about this now. But… he’s been bullying and crying (yes, both) to get his way for longer than I’ve been with this company. It’s not like logic, sense, or reason have ever had anything to do with him. Gah.
I’m confused. I think I just found out that my mum, my ultraconservative mum, is watching FlashForward and was watching Caprica.
Mind. Blown.
Jack, did you release me?
I never really know.
I now have a vision of Cj doing a humperdick cover.
Almost done with Monday! Yay!
And, we’ve survived another year of birthday parties for our kids! Yee Ha!
Actually, all in all, it was quite a good day. But, I’m always glad when it is behind us.
For some reason, listening to Cybrosis reminds me of Perfect Dark.
NS: no, that ain’t me.
Morning Pan!
Back to work after a week of holidays, ugh.
If you think I’m going to catch up on a week’s worth of comments, that’s a nice little world you live in. *pats Deadpan on the head*
We saw a Swedish Vampire movie on the weekend called Låt den rätte komma in (Let The Right One In). It was a good and thoughtful movie. Hubby and I were surprised.
Holy crap I have a lot of work to catch up on! In a way it’s good no one else does my work (job security) but in another way… holy crap I have a lot of work to catch up on.
My fingers are cold. Just thought you’d want to know 😉
A new Latin American cafe opened up near our place. Hubby and I went there for lunch yesterday. The food is amazing. I assume it’s fairly close to authentic as the people running it barely speak English. We will definitely be back. The only problem is, it’s next to the high school so may not go during the week. Not sure how busy it will be with kids.
TEB: I don’t know many kids that like “exotic” foods. It’s worth checking to see if it is busy.
My kid likes “exotic” foods. She loves to try new things.
The other thing about this place is the prices are higher than the Subway and donair shop that are near by. I don’t know what the financial situation of high school kids are these days. They may prefer the cheaper other places. Might take a girlfriend for lunch later this week.
It does have a silly name though – El Super
< Drive by >
Sorry, haven’t been around much. Went to Phoenix Film Festival over the weekend. Saw many short films and 2 long ones.
Caps-Canadiens Caps in 5
Devils-Flyers Devils in 5
Sabres-Bruins Sabres in 6
Penguins-Senators Penguins in 6
Sharks-Avalanche Avs in 7 (oh why not?)
Blackhawks-Predators Blackhawks in 5
Canucks-Kings Canucks in 6
Coyotes-Wings Coyotes in 5
Scratch-and-Sniff Star Wars: Discover what a wet Wookie smells like.
TEB: Those slugs are going to give me nightmares!
Srsly, Null. I’ll never look at Carmen Miranda’s hat the same way again.
Mr. Null – I really like the Orb, but Slug Dub is my abfav of track of theirs. Though the one about upholstered furniture language learning is also a lot of fun.
Srsly, just “discovered” Sleater-Kinney. I’m not sold on the vocals, but I am enjoying the drumming.
Oh my….
I would do just about anything for Sleater-Kinney.
Today’s tip, never see a chick flick on a Monday night..unless you want to feel like you should be wearing a disheveled mac..
Hey Pan!
Back from lunch with a girlfriend. We went to Boston Pizza. Not exciting I know, but life can’t all be fireworks and carousels.
We like roller derby. We didn’t like Whip It.
1st round:
Washington vs Montreal — Washington in 5
NJ vs Philadelphia — NJ in 6
Buffalo vs Boston — Boston in 7
Pittsburgh vs Ottawa — Pittsburgh in 7
SJ vs Colorado — SJ in 5
Chicago vs Nashville — Chicago in 4
Vancouver vs LA — Vancouver in 5
Phoenix vs Detroit — Phoenix in 7
I loved Whip It. I think Kristen Wiig is hot and hilarious.
I will censor the first answer that came to mind and instead say, cooking supper is just going to seem creepy tonight. :blink:
Re: reper’s link. While cool, someone has way too much time on their hands.
CPIMM: ACDC: Got you by the balls
its not quite the handle but…
*holds up sign and marches around protesting the censor*
You know, I had cleaner jokes about the Pan Knight, but since you guys have gone there. . . .
I wonder if that’s a no-stick handle?
Does it have teflon coating protection?
What do you mean “sincy you guys have gone there…” did you expect anything else?
clean joke are fun too.
they just involve less giggling.
I wonder if there’s ever any basketball played at NBA games?
That Star Wars thing with the Slave Leias might be worth a ticket . . . As long as they open a trap door in the court and fed the Gorilla to the Rancor Monster.
Yes Ryah, my jokes are always 100% lily-white.
cough.
I believe you, Jack 😉
Who’s Lily?
Herman Munster’s wife?
Jack: Non-stick! Ha!
TEB: Seriously. Although, I think the double-entendre-pan-police have been slacking a bit as of late.
re: Lo Pan’s link:
It’s so right, and so wrong.
Can we finally say now that geeks rule the world? And I’m terribly, terribly, terribly sorry.
Todays’ observation: Pink Ladies are much sweeter to the taste than Granny Smiths.
I’m hoping Red Hats don’t get mixed in there.
Pink Ladies? Are you watching Grease?
Nope, eating lunch.
She’s got a date at midnight, with Nosferatu
Oh baby, Lily Munster, ain’t got nothing on you.
JØ: I did, in fact, “enjoy Ultraviolet”…Have the poster on the wall over my desk…
Lo Pan: They wasted time on an Ultraviolet Director’s cut?
For the Record, Milla Jovovich’s website has several free “Demo” MP3s. Definitely worth a listen.
The reason Rocky is a great movie, is that it extrapolates and speculates on an actual historical event from the point of view of the loser. A fight between Muhammad Ali and Chuck Wepner in 1975. Names and facts completely changed to protect the scriptwriter, namely one Sylvester Stallone.
NS: Simple way around boss disappearing information – Copy his boss on it. Hell, copy all relevant department people. It is, after all, company information which should be accessible to top-brass, right? — On second thought, why rock the boat.
Ditto: We watched two full length features, both ended up being good:
1.) Scenesters: Comedy in the style of Noir. Basically independant movie makers poking fun at independant movie makers, and crime drama.
2.) Broken Hill: They listed this as a “musical”, but that’s not quite right. It’s a movie that involves a lot of music, but nobody sings, and the music is part of the story, it doesn’t just happen. From Australia, and Totally made the whole festival worth our time.
-We also watched 4 sets of shorts – World shorts A and B of which most were pretty depressing, but All Birds Whistle was fun. Arizona Shorts, most of which were funny, memorable were Dirty Love, The Benevolent Byzantine Order of the Nobles of the Enigmatic Oracle, and Argumentalism. Then there were the Animated shorts – I enjoyed No Naked and The Mouse that Soared.
Jack, I’m glad you liked the Knight… Why did it never occur to me that the handle… Oh never mind…
Lejon: If it weren’t for your love of Robotech, I’d have lost all hope for you . . .
Jack: When I called her evil, she just laughed.
And cast that spell on me — bitchcraft.
Just got this month’s comic book pull. w00t!
AZ postcard mailed.
CP: Mannish Boy – Muddy Waters
You know, with those candidates for Leia, I might be convinced that reshooting the original Star Wars movies might have a bit of merit.
btw, Van. That Facebook status of yours sounded like the premise of some kind of porn movie.
I refrained from pointing that out on Facebook, though. Much more appropriate for Deadpan. 🙂
As for the game, I’ll probably get it. They are enjoyable enough if (disappointingly) weak on story. That’s why I read Karen Traviss’ GoW novels. They have made that world much more interesting to me.
Lo, Got to love happy hour! We have a 2 bars around here that have happy hour(s) from 4 to 7 m-f which happens to coincide with quitting time
A wise guy once told me the difference between pregnant and knocked up is when she is pregnant she is married.
So ditto, dose that mean you can’t get married?
reaper: Nope. I can’t get married. I already am. 😉
reaper: in my experience, “knocked up” = “didn’t expect it, but gonna keep it” and “pregnant” = “looking forward to the experience of being a parent”.
But, what do I know. I have a penis.
Hey Pan!
Spent the morning downtown, now back home in comfort.
Hubby wants me to go out later this morning to get a couple of real estate catelogues. I’m hoping that doesn’t mean he wants to move, we just got the house the way I like it.
reaps, what is your bar of choice in that time?
Lejon, The guy was older too (maybe 70 now) so that might have something to do with the terminology. but I agree with you on all 3 points.
I refuse to discuss the Fable games since Fable 2 never came out on PC :angry:
Lo, we have 2 good ones. Schmitty’s oar house because it is in walking/stumbling distance and Jukebox Charlie’s because of the good happy hour and you always have elbow room. kidda wish i lived in a place large enough to have more than just sports bar. I bet lost could be interesting to watch in a group like that + drinks. or maybe just annoying
TEB: I refuse to discuss the Fable games, because I’ve never played them…
Ah thats cool. well at least you have those. funny enough, even tho i have literally 30+ to choose from after work, i always go to one place specifically. You think Id change it up more… but NAH. What works, works.
Not knocked up. No penis – well, not with me today.
Im going to go google Jukebox Charlies…
Bars/Pubs/Taverns named in TV Shows/Movies I’ve seen
Dew Drop Inn
Cheers
Porky’s
Café Nervosa (coffee bar)
Coyote Ugly
The Velvet Spike
The Purple Pit
I’ll come up with more…
I think around town we have about 20-30 bars but most have shit parking or are so small you can move.
CP: Still Right Here — Mankind Is Obsolete
Old Chicago for trivia tonight for me.
oh parking shmarking…. :).
i prefer said small bars myself.
We watches E1 of Treme last night, and loved it. I was most excited about the mention of my favorite restaurant on Earth, Irene’s.
That’s a cool list, Lejon. Here’s mine off the top of my head:
Tipitina’s
Hmm.
I’ve never really been a bar person. I think I can count the number I’ve been in on one hand.
I don’t mind small bars if they are not packed.
I love trivia night. One of my proudest moments on a date was single handily winning all 6 rounds (getting the whole table 6 shots each) and the bonus round (matrix trivia this time) to win a $50 gift card. I think that month we also won a 1/4 barrel party.
Jack: Thanks again for the postcard!
My mom did some research on bar names for a song once. Two of my favorites were the Stumble Inn and the Alco-Hole. There was also one in my college town called the Study Hall.
In that bonus round I won because I knew that Trinity used the phone number 555-0690 in the beginning. I think everyone was was lit enough to not give me weird looks when I answered that question before he was finished with it.
More…
Rosie’s Bar
The Double Deuce Road House
Tool Box
The Gasworks
Komrades
I feel like I cheated on the last one, since 3 are from the Wayne’s World movies…
CP: Summer Overture — Clint Mansell featuring Kronos Quartet
(Requiem for a Dream Soundtrack)
EssBee – Thank you for the link to the Howard Drum Show. That was awesome and cute.
What some people think the value of a no longer in print piece of software is… I’ve never even heard of the game.
The place where Hogwarts’ kids and staff go for Butterbeer.
Rick’s.
Quark’s.
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (does that count?)
Cheers.
Butter beer, that would be at The Three Broomsticks
*sigh, I’m such a geek*
And the Restaurant at the end of the universe is Milleways…
*sigh*
I could buy my bar for what that guy paid for one fuckin atari game.
From Lo’s Dancing Leia picture… How do they keep their hair from tangling up? Gah. Mine would be a rat’s nest in minutes.
Lejon – Copying the boss with the info. I started to answer your good suggestion, but found I was writing a book… and it’s hard to stay vague too. Basically, that is exactly what I was doing up until this week. I had half the managers CCed on my shift notes.
or maybe the less popular The Hog’s Head or The Leaky Cauldron not sure if the last one has butterbeer
CW: FlashFoward – Better Angels
What the jesus is butterbeer?
My son is a redhead. He hates it but I thing that might change soon, now that he is 18 and nearly out of high school. But I don’t know how the lady’s react to redheads.
Lo, sounds fattening
Jack – Wow. No kidding about the great stuff. The sheer history on display is literally breath taking.
Yes, literally, dammit. =)
NS: Beware of Redheads… They’re awesome, yes, and their fury matches their beauty.
CRTMM:
The continuum transfuctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device.
and?
And its mystery is exceeded only by its power.
Er… and EssBee doesn’t. Today.
This and more coming up on the Nightly News at 11.
[sotto] Who writes this shit?
reaper Says:
April 13th, 2010 at 9:25 am
or maybe the less popular The Hog’s Head or The Leaky Cauldron not sure if the last one has butterbeer
AGAIN I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT IS BUTTERBEER?@?@?@?@!?!?!?!?!
Dont play with me, reaps.
And I’m Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
I like the Dew Drop Inn, but then I’m partial to Tori.
I forgot to ask earlier. When y’all are listing out the upcoming hockey games, what does it mean when you add in the “In 7” or “in 5” at the end?
Thanks Wikipedia:
Butterbeer
Butterbeer is the drink of choice for younger wizards. Harry is first presented with the beverage in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Although House-elves can become intoxicated on Butterbeer, it has not been explicitly stated that there is alcohol in the drink. In the sixth book, Harry wonders what Ron and Hermione might do at Professor Slughorn’s Christmas party “under the influence of Butterbeer”, indicating that it could potentially lower inhibitions. J. K. Rowling said in her interview to Bon Appétit magazine that she imagines it “to taste a little bit like less-sickly butterscotch”. Butterbeer can be served cold or hot but either way it has a warming effect. Roald Dahl used a similar word play in his book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in chapter 23 when he mentioned the Oompa-Loompas getting drunk on butterscotch and buttergin.
Butterbeer was a real drink however, made from beer, sugar, eggs, nutmeg and butter back in Tudor times. British celebrity chef Heston Blumenthal recreated the drink for his show “Heston’s Tudor Feast”
It was announced in April of 2010 that a drink named after butterbeer is to be sold in an amusement park. It will have a sweet taste and would be sold inside of The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando. It will not be an alcoholic beverage, and was taste-tested by JK Rowling herself.
There’s the Fawlty Towers bar.
Does the Mos Eisley Cantina have a name?
I think butterbeer is a creation of JK Rowling’s?
Ew EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW
I used to hang out at a great pizza place/bar in Pueblo called the Dew Drop Inn. Ah, memories . . .
reaper disputes my guess, as far as Wikipedia can be trusted.
I’m sure it tastes better than I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butterbeer.
NS: The NHL playoffs are best-of-7 series, so we’re trying to predict how many games it will go before one team wins 4 games.
As long as he or she, this redhead of whom we speak, is a Scorpio, then the fury may rage and I will be delighted. I love Scorpios in bloom.
PUEBLO!!!!!!!!! But theres nothing else to do there but drink… is there?
can you trust Wikipedia as far as you can throw it?
how far can you throw it?
damn cheap knockoffs. Hope they don’t have Fabio in the commercials.
Jack – AH!
I kept thinking it was something like boxing, where you were maybe predicting which “round” the winning goal would be scored… or something.
from Mugglenet.com
Butter Beer Recipe
utterbeer! It warms you up AND tastes great. Now in take-away form from The Three Broomsticks. (Many thanks to Melissa for this recipe!)
Ingredients:
* 1 cup (8 oz) club soda or cream soda
* ½ cup (4 oz) butterscotch syrup (ice cream topping)
* ½ tablespoon butter
Directions:
Step 1: Measure butterscotch and butter into a 2 cup (16 oz) glass. Microwave on high for 1 to 1½ minutes, or until syrup is bubbly and butter is completely incorporated.
Step 2: Stir and cool for 30 seconds, then slowly mix in club soda. Mixture will fizz quite a bit.
Step 3: Serve in two coffee mugs or small glasses; a perfectly warm Hogwarts treat for two!
reaper – We could ask the ladies what they thought of redheaded men. Maybe provide an example.
I think he’s pretty hot, but … I’m very confused. Heh.
From the Tudor Feast
Butter Beer recipe
Ingredients
500ml ale
Yolks from 2 medium eggs, whisked
60g sugar
Dash of nutmeg
15g unsalted butter
Method: How to make butterbeer
Pour the ale into a warm pan on a medium heat. When the beer begins to come to the boil take off the heat and add the whisked egg yolks, sugar and nutmeg.
Return the pot to a low heat (to stop the eggs from scrambling) and stir for 2 minutes. Take off the heat and w
still sounds fattening
Darm it… my copy and paste ain’t workin
Recipe for butterbeer
Ingredients
500ml ale
Yolks from 2 medium eggs, whisked
60g sugar
Dash of nutmeg
15g unsalted butter
Method: How to make butterbeer
Pour the ale into a warm pan on a medium heat. When the beer begins to come to the boil take off the heat and add the whisked egg yolks, sugar and nutmeg.
Return the pot to a low heat (to stop the eggs from scrambling) and stir for 2 minutes. Take off the heat and whisk in the butter. Decant into your finest flagon and chug.
Ew ew ew ew. You’re drinking butter!
reaper, actually, it reminds me of egg nogg for some reason
good idea NS.
I hear very often that bald is sexy but never got any positive hair comments when I had long blond hair. But than again my hair was pretty thin.
I have nice hair, but I’m not growing it out again.
I have to agree Lejon. it reminds me of egg nogg also.
mmmm…. egg nog…. is it too early for Christmas?
I’m 30 and I’m well on my way to the horseshoe hairline not a good look. I can pass for nearly 50 if I let it grow to long. or I look like I have cancer.
I really have gotten asked by people with cancer how I was doing when I was being lazy with the head shaving.
I guess this would be a bad time to mention my full head of hair that appears to have no male pattern baldness like my father…
Lejon, I’m not one to begrudge someone with hair. I’m told I really rock the bald look.
Does anyone have any opinions on a good mainboard that runs with DDR3 memory?
{my apologies to anyone confused by the above question}
Lo: I did a lot of drinking in Pueblo, aka The Pu. I love that town, but you’re kinda right.
Bald is only as hot as the guy wearing it. As is hair.
reaper: I have no problems with bald people… unless you count my dad…
Perhaps reaper should go on the Taco Bell, Mountain Dew, Pizza, and Ice Cream diet. Then when he packs on 50 or 60 or 120 pounds, no one will think that he looks like he has cancer.
It worked for me! Now when a medical professional takes my history they don’t ask me if I do cocaine eight times before shaking their head in disbelief and moving on.
….
Grr.
My wife’s doctor told her that she should “go to a buffet”…
reaper, based on your tiny GWAVE profile pic, you make it work, sir!
Lejon – I haven’t gone motherboard shopping since the DDR3 starting coming out, but I would have thought by now most of the boards would have switched over? In general, I’ve been extremely pleased with the Asus mobo I picked up four years ago.
And since I really should have been snoring three hours ago… Goo’nie folks.
It would seem one of my friends came up with their own recipe for Butter Beer:
1 shot buttershots
½ shot Frangelico (for that slightly nutty ale taste)
12 oz. root beer
As long as the root beer is cold, if you start by pouring the liquor into a pint glass, you get the correct proportions just by topping the pint off with root beer.
You can use cream soda for the “lager” version (and, presumably, red cream soda for the “Killian’s” version). Sasparilla should also work…
NS: Were the cocaine questions due to long-haired-guy prejudice?
Jack, I’m thinking the cocaine questions were due to the pre-Pizza Hut/Mtn Dew eating plan skinny Nomad.
I’m not sure why I know this.
cough
Essbee Thanks! I have lost about 20lb since than. And I been told a tie make guy look better also.
And in awful news, black students at Boulder HS received death threats yesterday.
Teachers found a message written on a wall at the school. I’ll paraphrase because of a personal refusal to say certain things: a certain hate-group is back and all black students would be killed this Friday.
Horrible.
Well better late than never.
Not keen on bars, although I go to one almost every week for the quiz.
I started going grey when I was 14, so started keeping my hair short..I then went bald and the shaver came out.
I never would use a motherboard for Dance Dance Revolution.
I know this is a serious issue but did you have to tilde the article:
According to Pope’s No.2…
reaper: That will be more timely if the pope gets arrested . . .
JN: Wonder what would happen if he dropped the soap.
Lo Pan, does that mean it’s going to be a musical?
I’d watch a tampon commercial if Joss directed it.
Jack wins.
Then EssBee wins.
CP: City Girl — Tegan & Sara
Six, six, six, the number of this post.
re: Tube-flops: Lady J and I saw these at least a month ago in Northampton. We decided that they were the stupidest thing we’d seen in a while. Ergo, they’ll be a smash hit.
Six six eight. The neighbor of the Beast
Hello Pan!
See I’m trying to stop by more then once a year. Go me! Must be a better Mistress.
And yet this summer i will add more to my crazy load of stuff. The smallest of my children will have dance twice a week, and so will I. Yes The Mistress will dance again. Havent danced in a class in 20 years. Gonna see if my body will take the stress this summer before i commit to next year.
LCMoD: Hurray! I’m happy for you. Returning to dancing must be an amazing feeling for you. Enjoy it. I hope it works out well for you, and you really indulge in the experience again.
LCMoD
woot !
TEB said:
“Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name.”
Isn’t that Deadpan?
^Truer comments were never made. :happy:
Jack: Oh. Thanks for the clarification. Like Nomad Scry, I had another idea about what those numbers meant, only mine was completely different. All these years, I’ve been assuming that there was only one playoff game for each pair of teams listed, and that those numbers were predictions of how many goals the winning team would score in that game. :blush: It’s good to know the truth.
Hi there, LCMoD! I agree, I hope you enjoy dancing.
Jack – The folks in South Carolina were convinced I worshiped the devil because I wore black T-shirts and had long hair. EssBee had the right of why the Docs thought I was using.
Goddammit Lost, can you get any better? Fah!!!!!!! You confound me. Youre like anal sex. You have me wondering if this is what should be happening then youre the most satisfying thing evar. Oh Lost. Youre my butt sex tv baby.
………………………………….
Yo, remember I need your teams tomorrow morning-ish, if you’re participating in the NHL Playoffs Song Challenge.
Goodnight, LCMoD.
CPIMM: Vermillion – Slipknot
(oddly spliced together with some snippet of Kitty, something off of Oracle.)
Mankiller passed away last week. This write up on her life feels like part of some urban fantasy. They took over Alcatraz? That’s audacious.
Whedon has plenty of comic book experience, and plenty of movie-hero experience. Makes sense if true…
Morning, Pan.
Can’t say I’ve ever been much of a barfly.
CW: Lo Pan’s buttsex experience
:blink:
:alien:
*wonders if Lost is now a NSFW experience*
Managed to convince hubby moving was not in our best interest. Instead we are going to get the front yard completely relandscaped (there’s a connection, it’s just convoluted)
:angel:
Bunny, are those horns holding up that halo?
:devil:
I don’t know reaper. Are you suggesting bunnies are horny? :kissing:
:cheerful:
:dizzy:
“CW: Lo Pan’s buttsex experience”
EssBee… is that like the Jimmy Fallon Experience?
My cat is a schmo.
Just thought you’d like to know that
:ermm:
Bunny, maybe. I have heard some popular sayings that suggest they are…
Oh? Do tell, reaper.
:face:
I’ll have you know I’ve had pet rabbits and I can state, unequivocally, all the rumors are true.
Not sure I can handle all those smiles today, think I’m going to have to growl at the wall.
Bunny, I believe it was something about newly weds humping like bunny’s and also 2 bunny’s escaped from the zoo and only 45 have been returned so far.
I wondered what an i-pad was good for. Now I see it’s just an expensive cat toy :biggrin:
Van, indeed cute. hope that cat is declawed.
I hope not!
a) if he’s going to let his cat play with such an expensive item, he deserves the screen scratches
b) I don’t believe in declawing. I think it’s mean.
That cat is utterly adorable. And the only reason, besides reading comics digitally, that I have seen for getting an iPad.
it didn’t sound declawed. Def. scratching noises, but I’m pretty sure she had her claws pulled back.
Also, declawing is evil.
Declawing is mainly a North American thing to do to cats and is actually outlawed in some European countries.
Well I’m going to watch LOST in HD this week, if only to see the pores on the actors noses.
Back to reaper’s bunny comments:
When I was a little girl I had a pet bunny and a pet kitty. We always thought the bunny was a boy because it was constantly trying to hump the kitty, who was female. We got another bunny, but got another male because we didn’t want a whole bunch of little bunnies. Turned out the humping bunny was actually female.
You’re gonna enjoy it, Van! The episode, not the HD – I know nothing about HD.
😈
TEB – That sounds about right. Our Bunny was humping our kitten… in the side. And the kitten was vainly trying to figure out how to clamp onto the bunny’s neck. It was… nature.
And Bunny when to a new home with a lovely young couple who let him have run of the house. It was good.
When I was young, we use to let the animals run free in the house, which is saying something as we had a veritable zoo.
:ninja:
:sideways:
An interesting observation:
I’m getting quotes for the yard. My process is to look in the yellow pages, then go to the BBB (better business bureau) sight to see how they rate. I came across two companies, so far, that have the BBB accreditation logo on their ads, but the BBB doesn’t show they are actually accredited. I wonder how many people those companies get who think they really are accredited?
I thought it was interesting. Wrong, but interesting.
CW: Nurse Jackie S2E4
CP: She’s Like The Snow — New Faces
CP: Light In The Tunnel — Red Rider
I see conversion a to catskin slippers for that moggy in the near future.
not. Progress is a comfortable disease:
your victim (death and life safely beyond)
plays with the bigness of his littleness
— electrons deify one razorblade
into a mountainrange; lenses extend
unwish through curving wherewhen till unwish
returns on its unself.
A world of made
is not a world of born — pity poor flesh
and trees, poor stars and stones, but never this
fine specimen of hypermagical
ultraomnipotence. We doctors know
a hopeless case if — listen: there’s a hell
of a good universe next door; let’s go
ee cummings
That is probably for the best TEB.
my reply: :tongue:
Catskin slippers for moggy and ee cummings are tough acts to follow.
Very hard.
Bison Burger for lunch today
Irony. It’s what’s for dinner.
Actual headline: “Arizona bill to outlaw illegal immigration ”
It’s already illegal, dumb ass!!
And every time I load this page, JR Murdoch yells FISTIES! at me and it is disturbing. I feel disturbed. Humph.
ditto I like bison. I have found it a little drier than beef but still very good
ditto: actually, taken at face value that headline equates to: “Arizona bill to in-law legal immigration” according to the double negatives rule…
NS, I thought I was the only one who thought that. this week as i refresh i go to a different tab
If I had a brick right now… I’d hit myself over the head with it… It might be an improvement on the day…
The in-laws are coming across the border?
Jack: some might think that would be action enough…
“…if you’re not ready, don’t do it.” that is the new celibacy? I really hope she says a lot more if the press is calling it preaching celibacy. I don’t have a problem with her position hell I agree with the quote.
it seams to me it would be like saying “I like blackberrys but they are not for everyone” is preaching. This story seams to need more facts.
crap where did those pennies go…
“I’m single right now and I’ve chosen to be single because I don’t have the time to get to know anybody,” Lady Gaga said. “So it’s okay not to have sex, it’s okay to get to know people. I’m celibate, celibacy’s fine…”
…because no one would hump me anyway.
oh ya and one more thing…
thats preaching? I don’t thing that would even get and alter boy shacking in this boots.
*rimshot*
to soon?
Lo Pan, guess that is the other question. is it by choice…
Oh, I don’t know Lo, There were times in my life that it wouldn’t have taken much…
Nice. I’m considering upgrading CPU and motherboard this year before I switch to Windows 7.
You know there is something about controlling my laptop with my iPhone that makes me want to shout:
COOL AS FUCK
I’ll get my coat…
CW: Latest LOST in HD…hahahaha what a fucking con…
Yeah,
I put together my DVR, finally got a “legal” version of Windows 7… Working sweet.
Makes me so happy.
EssBee, was Van’s shared wisdom “Cracked College Hobos”?
Carrots Choke Herbivores.
Conservatives Chant Hatred.
(I know, I know – – – those chanting hateful kooks don’t speak for anyone here)
Clicking Calliope Heart.
College Crack Ho
Wait, Batwoman is a lesbian?
All of Van’s words are wise, Jack.
Of course Batwoman is a lesbian. So is Faith from Buffy. And Kitty from the X-Men. And Pepper Pots.
Oh, are we talking not in my mind?
Holy sensible shoes!
Speaking of comics: would any of you be interested in a comics share? I have things that I’m not invested in keeping, but would love to share. I also have things I want to keep, but would be happy to loan. Holler at me if you’re interested.
Sounds interesting, EssBee.
This is what I have:
Ignition City
Angel After the Fall (would want this back unharmed)
Buffy Season 8 (would DEF. want this back unharmed)
Tank Girl – Skidmarks
Tank Girl – The Royal Escape
The Wheel of Time
Serenity (don’t know the series name, but it was a 2009 short series)
I also have the Joss Whedon X-MEN collections and the Tank Girl collections
CW: Dr. Who: The Next Doctor
EssBee, I unfortunately only have stacks of comics from the ’90s, and these are some that you’ve probably read… Like the Death of Superman…
Of course, I have the original black bag issue… still in the black bag… Probably should sell that puppy to someone who doesn’t understand that the black bags had acid content…
Darcy and Fox are going to the Twins/Red Sox game tomorrow. I am a bit jealous, but the whole reason I’m not going (the whole job-havingness thing) is perfectly okay in my book…
Yay, JB! On the job, not missing the game.
I so hate hearing about the bloody Red Sox. My corporate overlords are in Boston. Ugh. Red Sox.
1) drunken hollering fools next door every time it’s nice outside = do not like
2) forecast for Saturday = do not like
Lejon – Sweet MoBo. Thought I’m still not used to the ongoing switch from PATA to SATA. I spent a few minutes staring at the photo going, “Where’s the IDE?!”
I had the black bag Death of Superman… until teh school found my stash of comics and… get this, BURNED THEM.
EssBee…. we gotta talk about this comic thang you propose…
Playoff hockey am the bestest hockey. Damn its fine.
FISTIES!!! WOO WOO!!!
secondties!!!
I got sloppy seconds 🙁
that blows
and not in the good way
fourthsies
thats a firstie in its own right.
Fifthles.
Sextupplettes!!!
Oh hi! I was still over there <—–
I just realized that I forgot to comment on Episode 160 to say how much I enjoyed it. I really, really enjoyed Episode 160.
Hi, Jeremy and TSH! Good to see you! 🙂
My goodness a busy evening/morning in DP land.
Wow, get your hands on a copy of the movie, “Cargo,” its really quite good.
I’m home and work was not so good.
Send hugs or smoooches!
or :panties:
Sending a hug Cj..
um.
I…
I’m at a loss here…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uovMpapeCJQ
More bacon love:
http://fatpita.net/images/image%20(1656).jpg
K, this site may be a little addictive…
http://fatpita.net/?i=5476
Morning, pan. Looks like Spring is going to drag it heals this year.
Tongue in cheek:
http://gizmodo.com/5511804/hubble-finds-god
Ed, i have to agree. i woke up to a full inch of $n0w. and a down 120ft oak tree.
I tried telling the oak a joke but it didn’t help…
Bazing
cool:
http://planetoddity.com/steampunk-stormtrooper-helmet-steamtroopers-are-coming/
From the last thread – (sorry for the double post)
Hockey – Avalanche (duh) and then Ill pick the Nashville Predators as my second team. Only cause no one on this planet gives a damn about the Nashville Predators.
Can I pick my two “Anthems” now?
Now Deadpan.
Lo, Nashville who?
Tyranny of the Dungeon Masters!
Yes and your point?
Steampunk Stormtrooper = fuckin awesomeo
Now Dancer!
Private Dancer!
Good luck Jack. You know the drill.
Tiny Dancer!
I’ll pick Ottawa and San Jose
Best thoughts from me to you, Jack.
Now how in the world shall we choose anthems?
Out of our asses, John.
Like this….
The theme for the Avalanche will be “Tik Tok” by Ke$ha
The theme for the Predators shall be “Big Trouble in Little China” by The Coup de Villes.
Done.
Lo Pan: I *know* how much you looooooove Ke$ha. 😉
Nice pick for the Predators.
Okay, I’m picking “Iris” by the Goo Goo Dolls for the Sabres. The Goo Goo Dolls are apparently from Buffalo, and even though I had to check which song it actually is, I can’t not pick “Iris”
Plus it will be fun hearing someone else attempt it…
ditto: Im hoping that someone will be able to share in the pleasure.
JB: Goo Goo Dolls? Thats low.
JB: Yep. They are from there. They are local heros. If you fly to the airport, you hear tons of Goo Goo Dolls. Their older stuff is better.
I’m tempted to pick “Do You Know the Way to San Jose?” but I’m not that mean. 🙂
Hilarious fact – Goo Goo Doll’s firstish label was Metal Blade.
Do it ditto. Do it.
Okay, for San Jose, Rancid “Time Bomb.” I understand they are from that vicinity, and again, would be fun to hear someone else have to try to sing it.
Of course, these are proposals for the flies of the Deadpan Bar to either approve or strike down…
Just be grateful the Leafs aren’t in the running this year, I’d have picked them and chosen Joe Hall and the Continental Drifts classic “Vampire Beavers”
+’
John…. one of my songs was fucking KE$HA. I shall strike down no ones pick.
JohnBoze, you should pick something off of superstar car wash that was by far the Goo Goo Dolls best album. or you could go with the classic from way back “Don’t Beat My Ass”
iPad unboxing porn video:
http://www.hardocp.com/news/2010/04/08/ipad_unboxing_porn/
Hilarious and safe for work.
Tempting, but for some reason “Iris” seems a good choice…
Ok. I changed my mind. I am that mean.
San Jose: Dionne Warwick’s “Do You Know The Way To San Jose?”
Ottawa: The Barstool Prophet’s “Paranoia” to celebrate the Senator’s tendency to choke. 🙂
ditto that unboxing it great. I love the boom mic showing up in the first part
ooo the iPad comes with stickers!!
reaper = easily amused
Subjugate the Amish.
I finely started going to the gym again and I forgot about one of the side effects of doing that:
It is 10:30 and I’m hungry.
reaper: have a celery stalk, and a TALL glass of water.
For the Wings I pick Tom Petty’s “Runnin’ Down a Dream”
Luck for Jack
Luck for Jack
Luck for Jack
Luck for Jack
Lejon, The watter isn’t a problem I’m up to 40oz already (I’m glad the watter is good here) I’ll have to check the vending machine for the celery the often are in there with carrots. Maybe I’ll have to go with the next best thing nuts.
BTW, I *permanently* place dibs on the Leafs *if* they ever make they playoffs. 😛
nice art:
http://1cup1coffee.com/x/u/m/mario_fire_hydrant.jpg
Hope thing go well for you tomorrow Jack..fingers crossed and all that.
Damn and blast +s
There’s a guy on the bus listening to music on a portable CD player..it looks terribly outdated.
i still love my portable cd player.
OK, so I had a few other things on my mind, and didn’t post the Survey Monkey poll for team anthems. . . .
The only thing I’ll say: this should be fun for everyone, especially the poor soul whose playoff dreams have been dashed to pieces.
We should maybe have a backup option for each team (discuss)? And, the singer can choose any 30-second to 60-second segment of the song.
And btw: PC Haring claimed Chicago, with a suggestion for “Chelsea Dagger” by the Fratellis . . . It’s the song that rocks out the U.C. every time the Hawks score.”
Works for me. Im all set yos
http://www.starkexpo2010.com/
FYI BTW FTW: I created a post to address the Songs/Teams question.
What I learned from Parks and Rec:
Girls need more blood for their baby centers so they have less for there brain. This means they should stay away from hard jobs.
wow
What else I learned from Parks and Rec:
Woman attract bears when they are menstruating.
double wow
That’s pretty neato, Lo.
What else I learned from Parks and Rec:
“Made love to the pooch” is a nicer way to say “screwed the pooch”
triple wow
I was gonna pick San Jose, but I’ll give it to ditto.
hmm…..
I’ll take Montreal, and I propose “Montreal” by Macho.
CP: Jenny Says — Cowboy Mouth
I dig this band pretty much only because I saw them at the Jazzfest right after Katrina with the husband of a dear friend who weeped when they sang “Coming Home”. It’s a great memory for me. Local NOLA band whose music is kinda meh.
What else I learned from Parks and Rec:
(from yesterday) there is one more better thing to do with my money.
Watch anything with Amy Poehler
Finished “Mass Effect 2” over lunch. Wow. Even better than the first game. Great story.
Almost made it through without losing anyone. 🙁
We saw Cowboy Mouth a couple times back in the 90’s/early 00’s.
One time actually at a radio station show with Goo Goo Dolls, who failed to impress, and BnL who totally impressed.
Cowboy Mouth was early in the show and were fun.
Added to Netflix Queue: Parks & Rec, Season 1 and Cargo.
What the hell is a Ke$ha?
*sigh*
OK. Fine.
http://tinyurl.com/y8ddkbl
More luck, wishes, hugs, encouragement, and support for Jack!
BTW, a few important points were won today. It’s not a complete fix of the situation, but it’s a a dramatic improvement. I’m very pleased with the progress made.
The one thing I learned from Parks and Rec is to stop watching Parks and Rec (no offense reaper. Tis cool you dig it)
NICE JACK!
dammit CJ! Never put that “girl” on my screen ever again! EVER!
Oh yay for Jack!
Lo, really? I didn’t think she was that hawt actually… just kinda Meh.
I’ve been watching Parks and Rec since day one and it’s improved and I enjoy the heck out of it.
No thats what I mean, CJ. Thats why I put “girl” in quotes. And why I never want her on my screen again. Tis gross.
I have a conference call in 16 minutes.
It appears that none of us are exempt from this corporate fun-time!
She did have nice fingernails.
Doesnt make up for the rest of the naz-ty.
Cj: I just heard about her last week via some picture on a Yahoo portal. I think we’re beginning to show signs of diverging species amongst humanity.
jack: Awesome news to the nth degree!
PS: Still wicked busy.
Cj, I have to agree on P&R. I started slow but now I love it
Jeremy from Seattle: Good to see you back.
You lucky, lucky North Americans:
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2010/04/digital-economy-bill-passes-in-the-uk.ars
How do this many people fit one one phone line ZOMG?
Hmmmm! :
http://www.haikuglennbeck.com/
Wow! My conference call call is about networking via Facebook vs. Twitter.
Jack: With your case, any progress is a HUGE improvement. I hope this gets resolved soon.
CP: Fairy (Including Tullochgorum) — Ashley MacIsaac
Rush is taking Moving Pictures on tour. 🙂
http://www.rush.com/
Good Star Wars spoof:
http://www.chartattack.com/media/video/80767/star-wars-spoof-of-jay-zs-empire-state-of-mind
!!! Wow, that is fantastic. If only there was an AZ date. (dammit, Geddy)
ditto, did you pick San Jose for the hockey thing?
JohnBoze, did you pick the Sabres?
Amy, you have L.A. and Vancouver?
Never mind, ditto. I just found your earlier post.
cough.
Jack: I’m guessing they will add more tour dates. I can’t imagine they would skip Phoenix.
CP: Detour — Willie Nelson
Jack, I’m out of the Hockey singing! I’ll be a rapt listener.
Youll be WHAT KIND OF LISTENER?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Wrapped?
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1803025
Oh that wasnt the way I was pronouncing it at all.
That’s hilarious, Jack. I’ve had those on my page.
That’s so wrong, Lo. You should be ashamed. Bad, bad Lo Pan.
Jack: Yes, that’s correct. I picked L.A. and Vancouver.
*hands EssBee rolled up newspaper*
awesome Jack
The flogging will continue till moral improves…
But….but I have no moral(s).
Lo hope you like flogging
hehe
Molly? Yes.
Blackhawks representin!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YO!!!!!!!!!!!
*ahem*
that is all
Yeah I was Sabres and Sharks
“Lo I hope you like flogging”
*faints*
Darcy says pretty much all the NHL teams who are not the Colorado Rockies are “cheatin’ bastards.”
You don’t want to know what she says about the Devils…
Hey, TSH, good to see ya…
Colorado Rockies!!?
Smarty Hotties!
JohnBoze, I still got love for Chico Resch and Don Lever (Rockies turned Devils).
Jeremy, I got you down for San Jose and Montreal – – unless you tell me otherwise.
Good to see you 2 JB
Jackamo!!!
Hey are we goana do anthems and shit for the World Cup too?
But Argentinas team this year is kinda lame. We barely made it in. I don’t know about Italy.. I’m sure Italy is in it though.
Get off my lawn, Hotties!!!!!!
Whats a “World Cup”?
*stomps on lawn*
*kicks flowers*
*pees on roses*
ouchie
*removes rose thorns from ass*
LOL
Football Lo, and not the one that is basically rugby with armour plating.
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There goes my rose garden. Good thing my shit smells of roses enough…
*hops on yacht*
I love when folks bash the “armor plating” of US football. It amuses me.
Whats a “rugby”?
I just checked- Argentina and Italy are both in it. I’m all set! Except I refuse to sing Brazils anthem if they win. Curse you Brazil!!!!!!!!!!!
ok pan
I’m off. Play nice.
Ask JFS..
what armor/armour plating?
the shoulder pads?
although, wouldnt it be kick ass if they played football in chainmail???
oh that would be hot!
literally!!
*swooooon*
Lo singing ‘God Save the Queen’
Hahahahahahaha
cough
Whats “JFS”?
Youre still here, Smarties. Liars!
Id sing that ala the Sex Pistols. If need be.
Not enough safety pins in the world for that.
Who
The Who? No not into them.
No fuschia, no fuschia, no fuschsia for you.
Can I pick the Cosmos in the Soccer World Cup? If not, I’ll back Van and pick England. (are we doing this too?)
I suppose to be fair to our overseas friends we may have to.
Well should be fun, somebody will be singing the German anthem…
Animal, mineral or vegetable?
Oh and that was actually a game show…the horror, the horror..
So Im the only one who loves the Resident Evil films. Im fine with that. Yet I had no idea they are touting Afterlife as being filmed “with James Camron’s 3-D technology”.
So will this be the first true film to use this after Avatar? And if so…. it better not distract from the Milla Jovovich ass kicking goodness that Sep 10th will bring.
That is all.
I pick Germany.
Lo Pan, as much as I hate to agree with you on principle, I love the Resident Evil films.
😉
Got me thinking of ‘Alone in the Dark’ now.
I’ve really enjoyed the Resident Evil films as well, in fact I own all three on DVD.
You love agreeing with me EssBee….love….it….
Me too Rhett!!! Lets have movie nite! You n me and a vodka makes three!
Van, please try not to think of Uwe Boll too much. It shall beak your brain.
I’m more of a Tequilla man but that sounds like a plan. 🙂
If the Jack Mangan is please, then the Ed from Texas is pleased as well.
Good to hear positive motion, Jack.
Then Don Julio’s comin for a visit
Wait, what’s wrong with liking the Resident Evil films?
OH, and no spoilers for ME2. I’m not quite done yet.
I got your Ke$ha right here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7n8GqewJ2M
*titters*
JEWEMY YOU MADED ME DA HAPPIYEST BOI EVAR!!!!!!
EW!
wOOt! Here comes the Don. Yeah, no ME2 spoilers, although I do find it kind of funny that the Jack of ME2 is a woman covered in tatoos.
Whats a “woman”?
There is nothing wrong with a woman covered in tattoos. I don’t care what her name is.
I wanna come!! No spoilers.
You wanna what now?
I knew that was a mistake the moment I hit Submit. -come, +attend
And, you heard me.
The game Lo, you know the one that Capcom ripped off for RE1.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alone_in_the_Dark_(video_game)
It was also a terrible film. THATS what I have burned in my brain.
LOUD AND CLEAR, ESSBEE!
Oh Q-Feel….. so fucking good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4PbkinK12k
That video is off.
This is better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXOKPRqIEwc&feature=related
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Drink
Smoke
Gone.
635 days of silence – – broken.
Hopefully that calls for a hearty w00t?
That is amazing, Jack. I’m so happy for you!
CW: Sober House
Because train wrecks on TV make me feel like I’ve really got my shit to-gether.
Thanks, you guys. It’s such an amazing feeling to hear my little girl tell me again that she misses me and loves me. Just so incredible to hear my son laugh again.
I can’t really describe this feeling. I’m cautiously excited for the face-to-face reunion, scheduled soon.
So happy for you Jack. That’s the best news I’ve heard in a long time.
This was monumental enough to bring the LCMoD around again 🙂
Yeah, it’s wonderful. I’ve just been basking for about an hour now.
Yes this is a most awsome day!!!
Also LCMoD is looking for a house to buy am hoping that means more visit time again.
That is beyond awesome news Jack. Words can’t describe the happiness I feel for you.
So what am I suspose to think when a woman online asks if have large hands?
And wOOt to the practical the coming together of practically the entire original Deadpan crew! Still waiting on James from London though.
She wants to buy you gloves?
Great news Jack, nice to hear that progress is finally happening.
Makes feel like I should get the tape measure out.
Ok guys, not funny! Fess up!
Whoever decided that there should be a storm and 3 inches of snow should fall during the two hours I was at martial arst, I just want you to know, I was not amused. You can take it back right now.
Woot Jack! :woot:
Ok ,there is no woot, how about :metal:
Is it wring that my new favourite album is the new Slash album? He’s got quite the line up of guest singers. Who knew Fergie was actually good? She should move to hard rock.
I think woot uses the zeroes :w00t:
Thanks 🙂 Sorry about the snow.
Is it wring that I’m only half way through my secon beer and I’m already feelin the buzz?
Wring = wrong
stupid I-touch
:w00t: ing for Jack
Calgary’s tied at one against Minnesota end of the second. Really? We can’t even beat frikken Minnesota?
I haz a kiity on my lap. Just thought you should know.
I also haz a hubby sitting on the couch beside me playing his guitar.
My life is good.
Calgary tried to kill the Minnesota goalie. They had to bring in their second steinger. I suppose that’s one way to increase your chanses of winning, injure the other team’s goalie.
BTW, I’d do a world cup bet. Hubby an I actually watch it – when it’s on at as time zone not too insane for us.
I laugh at my hubby. He obviously screwed up. He was playing something, then just stopped and shrugged in the middle of it, then carried on like nothing happened. I wouldn’t have known something was wrong if it weren’t for the shrug in the middle.
Cal Clutterbuck got an unsportsmanlike penalty. I want a band named Clutterbuck.
Did you ever get the feeling, except for a brief appearance by our illustrious host, you’re Panning alone?
There’s ten minutes left in the game. After that I won’t be Panning at all. So there :tongue:
My hubby is soooo talented. I think I might be his groupy.
He’s a guitarist, I idolize him, and I sleep with him. Yup, I’m a groupy.
The only thing I don’t do is scream and faint at the sight of him…
Probably just as well.
His playdates are trying to come up with a name for their group. I suggested the Hodgepodge Hedgehogs. I don’t think he was overly impressed.
Four minutes left in the game. Calgary’s still tied at one. Geesh, even killing the Minnesota goalie hasn’t helped this team.
In one of our districts, all the police have hocky sticks in their cars. They encourag kids to ask them to join in street hockey games. Builds community spirit and makes the kids think if the police as more than just the evil authority figure. I think it’s a good idea
Of course, it’s with the understanding that if the police get a call they have to leave the game. Gee, how unreasonable is that?
Going into overtime.
I think I had just a touch too much to drink. I only had two beer but that was after a fairly intense workout and no food since 4:00. Maybe I should search for sustenance.
The only problem is I’m going to bed right after the hockey game and I don’t like to eat just before I go to sleep. Hmmmm.
Shoot out time
Wow, Fergie does a good Paradise City.
Yes, I’m listening to music, watching the hockey game , and Panning. It’s the ultimate of multitasking
If Fergie sang hard rock o think I’d actually listen to her
Minnesota won the shoot out.
I guess that means I’m going to bed.
Night Panites.
I just missed the drunken bunny.
Jack, I’m so happy! As you said, also a little cautious, but severely hopeful!
Jack: WOW. That is AWESOME. I’m happy for you, too! 😀
They haven’t heard the song yet, have they? (Maybe they’re still too young to fully understand the feelings that went into it… I don’t know.)
Jack – w00t!
^ I just realized that the part of my previous post that’s in parentheses was a really stupid thing to say. I haven’t actually met your (Jack’s) kids, so I shouldn’t be making guesses like that. Sorry.
Anyway, good night, Pan.
No need at all to apologize, Amy. I do intend to play the song for them when the face-to-face reunion happens.
Thank you, everyone! This has been an amazing day.
What JRM said!
I couldn’t wait to pan my message.
I actually took an unscheduled break for that, Jack.
You know what I mean!
ZOMG! There’s a cure! FINALLY! I’ve been told that I have been afflicted with this disease repeatedly!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd4tugPM83c&feature=player_embedded
Out-Fucking-Standing, Jack!
Perhaps we may have found the potential year that is un-Fuck worthy.
Alright, my fellow ‘mericans, here’s your deal for the day:
Walgreens is offering a free 8×10 size print. You can either print a coupon to use in the store, or, as I prefer, order it online by uploading a picture and swinging by the store later to get it.
Printable coupon:
http://www.walgreens.com/topic/photo/friday040910.jsp
Online code is BIG8X10
So, dig through those pics and find something you want printed.
Thanks for the coupon, Ed!
What language!
I am SO glad it’s Friday. What a week it’s been at work!
CONGRATS JACK!!!
Let the trend continue!
Your news is enough to get Ben Stein excited, Jack.
Thats well done sir. Well done indeed.
There’s nothing like starting your Friday with a strong scolding from a salesman, who has cc’d your boss’s boss. Love that.
Today, I’m thinking about my friend Steve, who would have been 45 today.
CP: Like a Tattoo — Sade
CP: Red Angel Dragnet — The Clash
CP: Clitoris – The Myth
CP: Gspot — F’Real
Jack: Awesome. 🙂
CP: Buttsexxx – Jelly ‘n Jam
CP: Maybe — What?!
CP: TryAnything – Once
CP: I Think I Know Her — Anonymous
CP: I Know That Person (As Well) – My$elf
The world I live in right now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qASf5DEN_c4
I wish I was this talented
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleytalong/the-plastic-dragon-hpz
awesome:
http://www.swfme.com/view/1046212
My new favourite song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl3w7ud3dUI
Now I bid you adieu
Bless your little heart.
Pretty cool, reap!
Finely cough up. Go Jack Go! congrats!
CP: You — Three Dog Night
Thats the spirit
http://i.imgur.com/3RFri.jpg
part thunder cat?
http://lordofweasels.net/files/ad978408a34a71c6805e89b1c1c32470.gif
Snarf. Snarf.
Heh. Just got another email from Mr. Glasscock.
Little women and little dogs..a puzzling combination.
Theres a show called “Shop Erotic” that sells lots of glasscocks.
Shop on “Amazon” ?
Want to automatically see how their price on an item compares to other places?
Go here
http://camelcamelcamel.com/
and enter the item you are interested in.
This day just keeps getting better!
This deal gets worse all the time!
Pray I don’t alter it further.
Pando Carrisian?
Ponda Baba?
JRMurdock Already claimed “FISTIES”. Sorry, couldn’t let that one go.
Jack: Fookin’ a, that is awesome.
re: Resident Evil: I think it’s barely passable as a movie. But there’s nothing wrong with someone else enjoying it. Now, if you said you liked Ultraviolet, that’s something else altogether.
Never saw (or played) Alone in the Dark.
I don’t think this has already been posted. Check out PIXELS. Very fun and impressive. 2:32 run time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFpcTGJwvZ0
I thought the Cybrosis guy was the same as the Metamar City guy. Sounds like the same voice to my tin ear. That, and he’s got a ridiculously huge hard-on for the Metric system. I’ve heard “decimeter” more times from him than during my entire High School career.
I own Ultraviolet. Know why? Milla in tight outfit with swords. Thats all. Also it was 2$ for the director’s cut.
Jack: Great job as a guard, BTW.
Yeah, I’ve heard many people say they like her. I have a hard time thinking of a chick from movies that I think is hot. I’m odd.
Shes also a pretty damn good musician, so that helps.
CW FlashForward: Revelation zero
I did not know that. It’s interesting what a large percentage of Hollywood personalities are at least decent musicians. Maybe that’s why I haven’t been “discovered” yet. Yeah, that’s it. That’s my new stance.
Dammit Lo, you’re just trying to steal my thunder. I also liked Ultraviolet.
AND LIGHTNING, ESSBEE!
See Null all you have to do is act in some action films. Simple!
JN – Send your music submissions to wanderradio @ gmail
I’ll listen and maybe even put it in the show.
reaper, I haven’t watched any of the new (2010) Flash Forward yet — I’m looking forward to it, though. It’s stacked up in my DVR!
Yeah, and apparently they’ll take anyone!
WNDRWolf: Thanks, but I’m saying I have the musical talents of a slug. Maybe worse. I appreciate the offer, though.
Null, you could start the new Slug musical trend. Maybe all the hep emo and screamo kids in their hoodies and skinny jeans will gravitate over to Slug.
As long as they get off my lawn.
Is Slug an offshoot of Sludge? Cause if so, Im in.
EssBee, It is pretty good so far. I’m a bit behind and I think I missed something
Nice quote today on one of my industry newsbriefs:
“You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family.”
–Anita Baker
Someone, please tell my brother about this, stat.
Jack: You may be on to something. I can be sponsored by Slurm!
DRINK SLURM!
http://www.amazon.com/Futurama-Slurm-Energy-Drink/dp/B001BZCBA0
Not sure if you can get it in the states, but the Ultraviolet TV series is worth checking out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultraviolet_(TV_serial)
THERE WAS A TV SERIES??????????????
Oh…..my…..
For the comics fans:
http://www.comicsbeat.com/2010/04/08/2010-eisner-award-nominations-announced/
There’s some good stuff in the various lists.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/820845-police-seize-four-foot-penis
That’s one aroused policeman.
Yikes Rhett. Will a witness have to identify that in a lineup?
Ah! Ok so the Ultraviolet film was based on a British mini series? Got it. Well from what Im seeing here, the show looks 10000000000000% better than the movie. Gotta check me it out
If we’re hardcore enough, we can be called “Metal Slug”.
Lo Pan: Well done, sir!
Lo Pan (cont.): Let me know how it is.
CP: I Robot — Alan Parsons Project
Excellent track!
Awesome Album!
I was reminded last night how good the original “Rocky” movie was.
I know my Dad had some Alan Parsons’ album. I blame him for my affection for prog rock.
ditto: I never saw any of the Rocky movies until a handful of years ago. Overall I enjoyed them.
Never cared much for any of the sequels.
My mom is a huge Rocky fan.
The tide may be turning on my day — a call scheduled in 8 minutes was just postponed!
Fight the darkness, EssBee.
The first Rocky shouldn’t have beaten Taxi Driver for the 1976 Best Picture, but it’s still a great movie. I love the way it ends.
I liked them all, to varying degrees, apart from the second-to-last one. Five, I think?
Jack: I agree, the ending of the first really makes the movie.
Jack: I think the main reason why Rocky won Best Picture is that it came out at a time when Americans were desperate for a hero.
I need a hero. Im holding out for a hero til the end of the night
I’d tend to agree, ditto. Plus – – the Academy usually favors feel-good over gritty and disturbing.
Dolph, however, was robbed at the Oscars for his brilliant portrayal of Ivan Drago in Rocky IV.
I will break you.
The way I break your friend? Oh, wrong movie.
No, Lo Pan. I don’t want to break wind.
The way I break into to electric boogaloo?
Wait.. make that…
The way I break into electric boogaloo?
CP: Bodysnatchers — Radiohead
*farts*
Lo Pan: It’s a gas, gas, gas…
Puttin on the Shitz?
CP: Non-Existent Patricia — L7
I may go blind:
http://www.crunchgear.com/2010/04/09/this-young-lady-would-like-to-share-her-ipod-music-with-you/
Did you watch the 2nd video where she explains what all the devices do?
Pretty impressive.
Crap, I meant “decameter”, not “decimeter”.
Wat?
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/04/something_seems_off_about_marvels_new_x-men_promo.php
Love the “whoring” comment on that one.
Van: that is pretty cool.
Cool:
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2010/04/08/martian-avalanche-crashes-the-party
Lo Pan: lol
I stopped buying issues a couple of years ago. Wasn’t much out there that I cared about anymore.
You guys kill me. I was scrolling to get to the bottom here and naturally the words “buttsex” caught my eye and this little EssBee/Lo Pan exchange had me peeing my pants:
Lo Pan Says:
CP: Clitoris – The Myth
EssBee Says:
CP: Gspot — F’Real
Lo Pan Says:
CP: Buttsexxx – Jelly ‘n Jam
EssBee Says:
CP: Maybe — What?!
Lo Pan Says:
CP: TryAnything – Once
EssBee Says:
CP: I Think I Know Her — Anonymous
Lo Pan Says:
CP: I Know That Person (As Well) – My$elf
please note, Andrea did not LITERALLY pee her pants
and I’m wearing a skirt anyway so it doesn’t apply
*takes a bow*
please note
its so nice to hear Tiger Woods being questioned about GOLF again
can we all move on now?
*claps*
although please note
LoPans use of Jelly n jam really kinda grossed me out
Yes, fo sho. Jelly n jam??!
TSH shouldn’t that be: *golf claps*
reaper: No, he got the clap. 😉
please note
yes, it should be
*gold clap*
MR DITTO SWOOOON!!!
*swooooooon* 😉
gold clap?
please note
I can’t type
please note
ditto distracted me and I couldn’t type anymore in his presence
gold clap = what tiger actually got. he makes to much money for normal clap
why the fuck am I typing please note before every comment?
Do I assume myself?
ok.. I’m done
that is all
Shouldn’t it be “then” instead of “and” ?
please note
The Smarty Hotties exited, stage left
Heh, RE: We are X-MEN:
“How about the fact that the artist can’t represent depth to save his fucking fife. Spidey is in front of the torn page but behind Pshylocke’s hair even though she is standing behind the page. And the sword that is behind her is still represented in front of the page that she is standing behind. What the fuck man…”
:metal:
and RE: OHAI I’m a DEEJAY:
http://www.x-dezyn.com/2010/04/dj-set-night-moves-march-37th/
Live set from last week. Pretty proud of this one. Lots of deep house in there for you.
please note
I have duly noted TSH
looks like everyone else left also…
*chirp*
CP: Rubyfruit Radio #193
Some cool covers..
WOOOO HOOOO Quitin’ time.
I have a down oak to clean up
have a good weekend :mush:
one more thing:
http://i.imgur.com/WfFLM.jpg
funny from this perspective
Do Clap Note.
We miss the hotties. 🙂
I have put approximately 6.58 hours into this website design project so far, 1.5 of them today. I am pleased with my progress.
The Emperor will be pleased.
Beliz police, please note pleas to be pleased with pulleys.
Yeah, you don’t want to get your penis seized, or do you?
CP: Back in the USSR – Billy Joel
Drawback of using “Adamantium” as a test value at work:
having to explain to your boss what Adamantium is.
Sexy/Funny font:
http://thedesigninspiration.com/articles/sexy-and-funny-font-by-alex-merto/
NSFW
kick ass ditto!!!!
this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLP35SNOSDY
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118017194.html?categoryid=1&cs=1
“The human race has only one really effective weapon, and that is laughter,” Mark Twain once remarked. . .
http://english.aljazeera.net/news/americas/2010/04/20104933515560979.html
Morning, Pan. Welcome to your weekend. Quite the Friday you guys put together.
Moon – I’ve heard talk of this movie, but know nothing about it. I’m looking to add it to my queue. Can I get some kind of minimal description so I make sure to add the correct movie? A key star? Release date?
Was released in 2009 in the UK Ed.
Sam Rockwell is the ‘star’, Kevin Spacey is the voice of the AI.
It’s set on helium 3 mining facility on the far side of the Moon. The base is run by one human crewman and an AI. Things start getting strange when the Sam Rockwell character has an accident when trying to fix mining unit.
+a
That link is craziness, Van. Jon Stewart covered the board meeting a few weeks back.
Happy Saturday! We’re going to laze about, perhaps clean the house up, and then Sly B has a Mariachi performance tonight.
Ed, also note that “Moon” is going to be streamable via NetFlix starting this Monday…
Thank you, all. I am now queued up. For as long as they can hang on, I’m still with Blockbuster.
Ed from Texas: It’s a solid movie. It unfolds well. I didn’t find anything a huge reveal, but its a smart, enjoyable ride. I only have one CG-related complaint. Watch it. Do it.
I need to get a copy of that movie. I’ve heard so many good things about it.
Also, I’m backish. Finally have my Droid back and its once again letting me post here.
Droid Does!
TEB: It’s frightening how much like Axl Fergie sounds in that Paradise City remake.
Haven’t seen Moon yet. 🙁
PCU (Pre-Caught-Up)
Saw Silversun Pickups/Muse last night. Silversun Pickups were pretty good. Muse were really fantastic. I don’t think I’ve ever seen better visuals at a concert, not even at the real Pink Ployd’s stadium show.
And we were not the only non-parent “old people” there! Bonus.
Tomorrow, Darcy and I are taking the kids to Grandma & Grandpa’s and going out on a date. We’re probably going to a new Irish pub in the west metro (new except being run by a local company with three successful pubs already running for a long time). Then we will probably see “Alice in Wonderland” in 3D, our first cinematic 3D experience (watched “Coraline” using the paper color anaglyph glasses at Mr. Fabby’s and regretted missing the theatrical run…).
CD: Saying Hi to the Tumbleweeds
CD: Offering drinks to the tumbleweeds
CD: dressing the Tumbleweeds in dinner jackets and black ties
CD: Offering the Tumbleweeds some fine Havana cigars
CD: Sweeping up the ashy remains of my former Tumbleweed friends
CD: Fleeing from undead tumbleweed zombie phoenix triffids risen again from their ashy graves.
CD: Trying desperately to barricade the bar so Zombie Jack Mangan doesn’t break through and eat what little brains I have to offer.
I hope you’re proud of yourself, JB!
Bought this game for the iPhone:
http://www.touchgen.net/espgaluda-2-manic-arcade-shooter-for-iphone
They aren’t kidding about bullet hell..
LOL! You guys are so creative! 😀
CPIMM: Didn’t You Get The Memo? – Beatnik Turtle
I got asked to be best man at a friend’s wedding. 🙂
^ Cool! Congratulations! 🙂
Night, Pan.
Slug music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-vv5s9KjGM
Ultraviolet TV is the only one I’ve heard of. It’s been in my Amazon list for a few years now. 🙂
That YouKu vid is awesome. It reminds me of this English beatbox dude I saw last year. He has some custom keyboard setup where he steps on it to activate different loops and… well, it’s cool.
Well finally got round to seeing ‘How to train your dragon’..and it was fun.
Fox & I saw the 2D version, as Darcy & I think he wouldn’t have the patience for the glasses yet…
How old is Fox now? When I took all my nieces and nephews to the 3D, my son, who just turned five, did OK with the glasses.
Definitely worth it. Dissapointing that Clash of the Titans knocked it out of first last weekend.
When I was scanning through comments this morning to catch up, ditto’s comments got trashed by my mental processor into something like:
“I got asked to be man’s best friend at a wedding”
Which, while odd, didn’t really strike me as so out of place on this board.
hhhhhhhhhi pan
hhhhhhhughhhhhh sez: hhhhhhhhhello
play by play you say?
Hell yay we say!
wait.. I need to get my shit together. Need to dig the power cord for this bitch outta my purse then make sure I have the latest pan
Hugh sez: woman!! you’re not ready for play by play???!!!????
I suck
and not in the good way
hold please
what the fuck???
my itunes is royally fucked
hold please
Hugh sez: hold what?
your cock, Hugh. Hold your cock
Hugh sez: Yes, ma’am!
🙂
wait.. this is show 161 and my itunes is trying to download unshow 35 and ep 125
?????
whats happening!!!!!?????!??!?!!!!?????????
ohhhhhhhhhhh.. it used to be Jack Mangan’s Deadpan thru ep 125 then he switched it to Jack Mangans Deadpan since then..
why did you go sans apostrophe Jackamo?
is that more grammatically betterer?
Hugh sez: Don’t look at me I’m concentrating on holding my cock
*sigh*
ok, but still my Jack Mangans Deadpan podcast link is only up to 160
*SOBS*
I just wanna listen to Deadpan!!!!!
When you search for Deadpan on iTunes a whole bunch of songs titled deadpan come up. I wonder if any of them are any good.
Hugh sez: there is only 1 Deadpan
Hugh went all Highlander on my ass
ok.. dude
so I find Deadpan 161 on iTunes, hit the download link next to the episode and it is downloading it in a whole new section. So now I have 1 Jack Mangan’s Deadpan section, and 2 different Jack Mangans Deadpan sections
what is this world coming to. Is nothing sacred anymore?
400-ties!!!
fuck you fucktarbot
Fox is pretty much exactly 4 1/2, he loved the movie, his second-ever after “Princess and the Frog.”
[obnoxious fucktardbot voice]
oooohhhh my name is fucktardbot and methinks you are posting too quickly cuz I am a big old pain in the ass, and not the good kind either. nahhhhh.. my name is fucktard bot schnarf schnarf. I suck. and also not in the good way
[/obnoxious fucktardbot voice]
awwww. I remember when Fox was just a little baby
*sniff*
*sniff*
now hes all growded up!
Deadpans just about done downloading here…..
Hugh sez: can I stop holding my cock now?
Yes, I will hold it for you now
Hugh sez: Yay!!!
Smarty Hottie Productions™ presents A Smarty Hottie Deadpan play by play
Starring: Hugh and Andrea
Featuring: Jack Mangans Dedapan Podcast Ep 161
farrrrr point media
Heres the story…
The Deadpan Bunch!
Hugh sez: I’m Bobby
I’m Marsha Marsha Marsha!!!!!
Jack mangan AKA.. ah fuck
Sam the Butcher!!!!
bringing Alice the meat!!
Oooohhhhh Yeah!!!!!
I wanna be Alcie then!!!!
I’m Alice, fuck Marsha!!
Hugh sez: Yes, Be Alice that way it won’t be incest when we fuck
LOL
Alice the ho. Getting meat from Sam AND Bobby
*swoooon*
interview ep, no content
oh shit.. speaking of content
hugh sez: wha?
I have to call in my 60 lines
oh shit. Jacks going to send me a mean email if I don’t call in my lines
Hugh sez: No worries, Jack. I’ll make sure she calls those in. If she doesn’t she gets a spanking.
Yay spanking!! I mean.. ummm….
Friend of the Deadpan
3 important orders of bidness
60 lines.. 1 or 2 people.. ummm.. wow what loser hasn’t called in their 60 lines yet??
Hugh sez: Only the really sexy ones
awwww 🙂
2. We can call the olympic anthem game closed
NHL playoffs are next
Hugh sez: Blackhawks are gonna crush y’all!!!!
Better we bet on Blackhawks then the Bulls
Hugh sez: *sobs*
only sing once this time
day #634.. big day for Jackamo. Methinks he had some good news there
Hugh sez: w00t
*noise*
*gong*
not know as Paul from DeMoines.. originally known as Paul from DesMoines
I didn’t know Paul was from Chi-town!!!
Yay Paul!!!! errr.. yay PC
why is Jack so quiet and Paul so load?
His cyberpunk novel is live
wrapped for Balticon
load=loud
Why is Jack so quiet and Paul so LOUD, not load
Evo is backed up
*snicker*
I don’t listen to podiobooks
Hugh sez: me neither
Ghost in the shell meets Minority Report meets James Bond
Hugh sez: Cybrosis sounds like a bad venereal disease. As in: Man, I caught cybrosis from that Rush street ho I picked up last week
Thank you so much for sharing, Hughie
Hugh sez: No Hughie!!
*pause*
we are at the hospital getting Hughs daily treatment. Nurse is in here now.. brb
wOOt! Play by Play.
With a small donation you are helping us fight the Borg imposed disease of systemic cybrosis.
We saw “How to Train Your Dragon” in 3d last night. Teresa, Cali and myself really enjoyed it. I got all the +4 jaw strength jokes. LOL
eh.. sorry. We’re gonna be a while
we tried 🙁
Rhett!!!!!!!!
*waves*
might not be back until later afternoon
they decided Hugh needed to do stuff today.
l8r pan
Good luck to you and Hugh! Take it easy. 🙂
What Rhettro wrote.
I see a bottle of pear cider in
my immediate future.
Congrats, ditto!
A Smarty Hotties PBP! I fell like I need a cigarette.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd28oaF2KII&feature=youtube_gdata
Today is my Monday. I’m at work.
I feel like singing the blues.
*agrees with Jack*
*feels sorry for Cj*
sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays Early
I’ve been uber whiny lately. Maybe that’s why everyone is avoiding me.
It will stop!
The whining… I can’t make people not avoid me. :silly:
One of the managers, one who was a waste of air before he got managerizedededed, threw a fit on Friday because I don’t fill out his special reports.
Guess who’s reports I now have to fill out?
Guess how much information I used to report is now going to get disappeared?
Guess whose tongue is getting bit a lot right now?
Are those TPS reports?
I am lame for using a bad email address so two of my comments are waiting for Jack to fix them.
The question is… will he?
I’ll wait in anticipation.
And I’ll spell my email address correctly going forward.
I had no idea that Valley Girls still existed.
http://io9.com/5512175/drunken-history-reveals-the-great-battle-between-tesla-and-edison
I’m not sure what “Waste of Air” calls this sheets.
If I thought it would make any difference, I’d be so mad about this now. But… he’s been bullying and crying (yes, both) to get his way for longer than I’ve been with this company. It’s not like logic, sense, or reason have ever had anything to do with him. Gah.
rantrantrant.
ESSBEE!!!
Is this you?
http://www.fiverr.com/gigs/search?query=essbee&x=0&y=0
I’m confused. I think I just found out that my mum, my ultraconservative mum, is watching FlashForward and was watching Caprica.
Mind. Blown.
Jack, did you release me?
I never really know.
I now have a vision of Cj doing a humperdick cover.
Almost done with Monday! Yay!
And, we’ve survived another year of birthday parties for our kids! Yee Ha!
Actually, all in all, it was quite a good day. But, I’m always glad when it is behind us.
For some reason, listening to Cybrosis reminds me of Perfect Dark.
NS: no, that ain’t me.
Morning Pan!
Back to work after a week of holidays, ugh.
If you think I’m going to catch up on a week’s worth of comments, that’s a nice little world you live in. *pats Deadpan on the head*
We saw a Swedish Vampire movie on the weekend called Låt den rätte komma in (Let The Right One In). It was a good and thoughtful movie. Hubby and I were surprised.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1139797/
It’s snowing right now. What kind of way is that to start the week after holidays?
Only now listening to Deadpan.
Nomad Scry: I’d call that slug music “taiko trance”. Pretty good stuff.
Slug music?
http://bestcollegesanduniversities.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/banana-slug2.jpg
Holy crap I have a lot of work to catch up on! In a way it’s good no one else does my work (job security) but in another way… holy crap I have a lot of work to catch up on.
Star Wars 3D – just like Georgy always intended.
http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2010/04/star-wars-4d-lets-you-smell-jabba-han-solos-aftershave
I want Star Wars scratch & sniff
EssBee
Well, damn. =)
Star Wars 9D gives you all that and more.
Star Wars Reloaded!
Natch!
Revenge of the Lucas!
My fingers are cold. Just thought you’d want to know 😉
A new Latin American cafe opened up near our place. Hubby and I went there for lunch yesterday. The food is amazing. I assume it’s fairly close to authentic as the people running it barely speak English. We will definitely be back. The only problem is, it’s next to the high school so may not go during the week. Not sure how busy it will be with kids.
TEB: I don’t know many kids that like “exotic” foods. It’s worth checking to see if it is busy.
My kid likes “exotic” foods. She loves to try new things.
The other thing about this place is the prices are higher than the Subway and donair shop that are near by. I don’t know what the financial situation of high school kids are these days. They may prefer the cheaper other places. Might take a girlfriend for lunch later this week.
It does have a silly name though – El Super
< Drive by >
Sorry, haven’t been around much. Went to Phoenix Film Festival over the weekend. Saw many short films and 2 long ones.
Good time.
Hope everyone is well.
Good Luck Jack!
< /Drive by >
Lejon: What was good? What was bad?
Stanley Cup Quarter Finals Schedule:
http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=524941
Caps-Canadiens Caps in 5
Devils-Flyers Devils in 7
Sabres-Bruins Sabres in 7
Penguins-Senators Penguins in 7
Sharks-Avalanche Sharks in 7
Blackhawks-Predators Blackhawks in 7
Canucks-Kings Kings in 6
Coyotes-Wings Coyotes in 5
Holy crap, Lo Pan – – did you see this in the sidebar at that site?
http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2010/04/battlestar-galacti-car-the-street-legal-viper
Caps-Canadiens Caps in 5
Devils-Flyers Devils in 5
Sabres-Bruins Sabres in 6
Penguins-Senators Penguins in 6
Sharks-Avalanche Avs in 7 (oh why not?)
Blackhawks-Predators Blackhawks in 5
Canucks-Kings Canucks in 6
Coyotes-Wings Coyotes in 5
Scratch-and-Sniff Star Wars: Discover what a wet Wookie smells like.
TEB: Those slugs are going to give me nightmares!
Srsly, Null. I’ll never look at Carmen Miranda’s hat the same way again.
Mr. Null – I really like the Orb, but Slug Dub is my abfav of track of theirs. Though the one about upholstered furniture language learning is also a lot of fun.
Srsly, just “discovered” Sleater-Kinney. I’m not sold on the vocals, but I am enjoying the drumming.
Oh my….
I would do just about anything for Sleater-Kinney.
Theyre your Klondike bar, eh?
Me too. At least Corin fo sho. Ah sweet Corin.
She has new solo album!
More respectable drumming:
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/drummer.html
Just read Nemesis issue #1 for lunch – looks like it might be a fun series.
Slick Rick?
http://politicalirony.com/2010/04/12/one-job-lost-because-of-health-care-reform/
Yes, I went there.
I also liked this non-political xkcd: http://xkcd.com/725/
Those are win
So I’m at the flicks to see Whip It!
Today’s tip, never see a chick flick on a Monday night..unless you want to feel like you should be wearing a disheveled mac..
Hey Pan!
Back from lunch with a girlfriend. We went to Boston Pizza. Not exciting I know, but life can’t all be fireworks and carousels.
We like roller derby. We didn’t like Whip It.
1st round:
Washington vs Montreal — Washington in 5
NJ vs Philadelphia — NJ in 6
Buffalo vs Boston — Boston in 7
Pittsburgh vs Ottawa — Pittsburgh in 7
SJ vs Colorado — SJ in 5
Chicago vs Nashville — Chicago in 4
Vancouver vs LA — Vancouver in 5
Phoenix vs Detroit — Phoenix in 7
I loved Whip It. I think Kristen Wiig is hot and hilarious.
I dig Wiig.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/51403616@N00/4515016271/
Lejon rocks.
cool pic.
I hope he wraps that rascal.
Who knew pans were so well hung :blush:
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
why you didnt say nothin???
http://www.nba.com/suns/photogallery/starwars_100411_14.html
“Slave Leia” was not in the Clone Wars – Just Sayin’
So who benefits from a well hung pan?
a pot?
a little piece of awesome:
http://i.imgur.com/GEuqE.jpg
I will censor the first answer that came to mind and instead say, cooking supper is just going to seem creepy tonight. :blink:
Re: reper’s link. While cool, someone has way too much time on their hands.
CPIMM: ACDC: Got you by the balls
its not quite the handle but…
*holds up sign and marches around protesting the censor*
You know, I had cleaner jokes about the Pan Knight, but since you guys have gone there. . . .
I wonder if that’s a no-stick handle?
Does it have teflon coating protection?
What do you mean “sincy you guys have gone there…” did you expect anything else?
clean joke are fun too.
they just involve less giggling.
I wonder if there’s ever any basketball played at NBA games?
That Star Wars thing with the Slave Leias might be worth a ticket . . . As long as they open a trap door in the court and fed the Gorilla to the Rancor Monster.
Yes Ryah, my jokes are always 100% lily-white.
cough.
I believe you, Jack 😉
Who’s Lily?
Herman Munster’s wife?
Jack: Non-stick! Ha!
TEB: Seriously. Although, I think the double-entendre-pan-police have been slacking a bit as of late.
re: Lo Pan’s link:
It’s so right, and so wrong.
Can we finally say now that geeks rule the world? And I’m terribly, terribly, terribly sorry.
Todays’ observation: Pink Ladies are much sweeter to the taste than Granny Smiths.
I’m hoping Red Hats don’t get mixed in there.
Pink Ladies? Are you watching Grease?
Nope, eating lunch.
She’s got a date at midnight, with Nosferatu
Oh baby, Lily Munster, ain’t got nothing on you.
“Then who was flickering the lights?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-NeB5g7Ka4
JØ: I did, in fact, “enjoy Ultraviolet”…Have the poster on the wall over my desk…
Lo Pan: They wasted time on an Ultraviolet Director’s cut?
For the Record, Milla Jovovich’s website has several free “Demo” MP3s. Definitely worth a listen.
The reason Rocky is a great movie, is that it extrapolates and speculates on an actual historical event from the point of view of the loser. A fight between Muhammad Ali and Chuck Wepner in 1975. Names and facts completely changed to protect the scriptwriter, namely one Sylvester Stallone.
NS: Simple way around boss disappearing information – Copy his boss on it. Hell, copy all relevant department people. It is, after all, company information which should be accessible to top-brass, right? — On second thought, why rock the boat.
Ditto: We watched two full length features, both ended up being good:
1.) Scenesters: Comedy in the style of Noir. Basically independant movie makers poking fun at independant movie makers, and crime drama.
2.) Broken Hill: They listed this as a “musical”, but that’s not quite right. It’s a movie that involves a lot of music, but nobody sings, and the music is part of the story, it doesn’t just happen. From Australia, and Totally made the whole festival worth our time.
-We also watched 4 sets of shorts – World shorts A and B of which most were pretty depressing, but All Birds Whistle was fun. Arizona Shorts, most of which were funny, memorable were Dirty Love, The Benevolent Byzantine Order of the Nobles of the Enigmatic Oracle, and Argumentalism. Then there were the Animated shorts – I enjoyed No Naked and The Mouse that Soared.
Jack, I’m glad you liked the Knight… Why did it never occur to me that the handle… Oh never mind…
Lejon: If it weren’t for your love of Robotech, I’d have lost all hope for you . . .
Jack: When I called her evil, she just laughed.
And cast that spell on me — bitchcraft.
Just got this month’s comic book pull. w00t!
AZ postcard mailed.
CP: Mannish Boy – Muddy Waters
You know, with those candidates for Leia, I might be convinced that reshooting the original Star Wars movies might have a bit of merit.
btw, Van. That Facebook status of yours sounded like the premise of some kind of porn movie.
I refrained from pointing that out on Facebook, though. Much more appropriate for Deadpan. 🙂
Some great stuff here:
http://www.zefrank.com/youngmenowme/
When customers make me feel like crying, I kinda want to punch someone.
Lol Ed.
Well Opera Mini on the iPhone fails the ‘postanipple’ test..shame as it’s very fast.
You have to wonder how many ebooks would get such a lavish treatment..but it looks impressive:
http://gizmodo.com/5515612/the-cleverest-ipad-book-yet
Yet I went ahead and went there on FB. Hmm . . .
cats and kids don’t care:
http://i.imgur.com/1EPcg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Yuf31.jpg
I know drunks don’t care either but there are countless pic of that.
Get your cheque books out:
http://www.engadget.com/2010/04/13/wargames-shall-we-play-a-game-computer-for-sale-credit-cards/
Left you a VM Jack. 🙂
Van: That’s really cool.
tuesday = happy hour all day = makes for long work day waiting for happy hour.
Fable 3 will give a new meaning to *ahem* co-op:
http://kotaku.com/5515511/fable-iii-lets-you-knock-up-your-xbox-live-friends
Kotaku identifies the song used in the new Gears of War trailer:
http://kotaku.com/5515784/what-is-that-mesmerizing-gears-of-war-3-trailer-music
Good song.
As for the game, I’ll probably get it. They are enjoyable enough if (disappointingly) weak on story. That’s why I read Karen Traviss’ GoW novels. They have made that world much more interesting to me.
Lo, Got to love happy hour! We have a 2 bars around here that have happy hour(s) from 4 to 7 m-f which happens to coincide with quitting time
A wise guy once told me the difference between pregnant and knocked up is when she is pregnant she is married.
So ditto, dose that mean you can’t get married?
reaper: Nope. I can’t get married. I already am. 😉
reaper: in my experience, “knocked up” = “didn’t expect it, but gonna keep it” and “pregnant” = “looking forward to the experience of being a parent”.
But, what do I know. I have a penis.
Hey Pan!
Spent the morning downtown, now back home in comfort.
Hubby wants me to go out later this morning to get a couple of real estate catelogues. I’m hoping that doesn’t mean he wants to move, we just got the house the way I like it.
reaps, what is your bar of choice in that time?
Lejon, The guy was older too (maybe 70 now) so that might have something to do with the terminology. but I agree with you on all 3 points.
I refuse to discuss the Fable games since Fable 2 never came out on PC :angry:
Lo, we have 2 good ones. Schmitty’s oar house because it is in walking/stumbling distance and Jukebox Charlie’s because of the good happy hour and you always have elbow room. kidda wish i lived in a place large enough to have more than just sports bar. I bet lost could be interesting to watch in a group like that + drinks. or maybe just annoying
TEB: I refuse to discuss the Fable games, because I’ve never played them…
Ah thats cool. well at least you have those. funny enough, even tho i have literally 30+ to choose from after work, i always go to one place specifically. You think Id change it up more… but NAH. What works, works.
Not knocked up. No penis – well, not with me today.
Im going to go google Jukebox Charlies…
Bars/Pubs/Taverns named in TV Shows/Movies I’ve seen
Dew Drop Inn
Cheers
Porky’s
Café Nervosa (coffee bar)
Coyote Ugly
The Velvet Spike
The Purple Pit
I’ll come up with more…
I think around town we have about 20-30 bars but most have shit parking or are so small you can move.
CP: Still Right Here — Mankind Is Obsolete
Old Chicago for trivia tonight for me.
oh parking shmarking…. :).
i prefer said small bars myself.
We watches E1 of Treme last night, and loved it. I was most excited about the mention of my favorite restaurant on Earth, Irene’s.
That’s a cool list, Lejon. Here’s mine off the top of my head:
Tipitina’s
Hmm.
I’ve never really been a bar person. I think I can count the number I’ve been in on one hand.
I don’t mind small bars if they are not packed.
I love trivia night. One of my proudest moments on a date was single handily winning all 6 rounds (getting the whole table 6 shots each) and the bonus round (matrix trivia this time) to win a $50 gift card. I think that month we also won a 1/4 barrel party.
Jack: Thanks again for the postcard!
My mom did some research on bar names for a song once. Two of my favorites were the Stumble Inn and the Alco-Hole. There was also one in my college town called the Study Hall.
CP: Kismet — Manooghi Hi
Psychedelic Bombay Rock.
Pretty interesting stuff.
In that bonus round I won because I knew that Trinity used the phone number 555-0690 in the beginning. I think everyone was was lit enough to not give me weird looks when I answered that question before he was finished with it.
More…
Rosie’s Bar
The Double Deuce Road House
Tool Box
The Gasworks
Komrades
I feel like I cheated on the last one, since 3 are from the Wayne’s World movies…
CP: Summer Overture — Clint Mansell featuring Kronos Quartet
(Requiem for a Dream Soundtrack)
Has it really been 40 years!?
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/52673
CP: Savage Love E182
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name.
“Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name.”
Isn’t that Deadpan?
At least your pseudonym
Off to find some real estate magazines. Back in 15
And theyre always glad I came.
Every tues my buddy and I sit down at the bar, a waitress will come over with our drinks. Wont even ask what we want anymore. Tis wonderful.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110514343174
EssBee – Thank you for the link to the Howard Drum Show. That was awesome and cute.
What some people think the value of a no longer in print piece of software is… I’ve never even heard of the game.
The place where Hogwarts’ kids and staff go for Butterbeer.
Rick’s.
Quark’s.
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (does that count?)
Cheers.
Butter beer, that would be at The Three Broomsticks
*sigh, I’m such a geek*
And the Restaurant at the end of the universe is Milleways…
*sigh*
I could buy my bar for what that guy paid for one fuckin atari game.
From Lo’s Dancing Leia picture… How do they keep their hair from tangling up? Gah. Mine would be a rat’s nest in minutes.
Lejon – Copying the boss with the info. I started to answer your good suggestion, but found I was writing a book… and it’s hard to stay vague too. Basically, that is exactly what I was doing up until this week. I had half the managers CCed on my shift notes.
The kicker is that this dude is not my boss.
*tears out more hair*
NS: oooh… bummer
Redheads are awesome. I wish I were one.
http://www.zefrank.com/youngmenowme/permalink.html?547
or maybe the less popular The Hog’s Head or The Leaky Cauldron not sure if the last one has butterbeer
CW: FlashFoward – Better Angels
What the jesus is butterbeer?
My son is a redhead. He hates it but I thing that might change soon, now that he is 18 and nearly out of high school. But I don’t know how the lady’s react to redheads.
Lo, sounds fattening
Jack – Wow. No kidding about the great stuff. The sheer history on display is literally breath taking.
Yes, literally, dammit. =)
NS: Beware of Redheads… They’re awesome, yes, and their fury matches their beauty.
The Doctor: “I always wanted to be a ginger”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
deed deet da deed deet
In breaking news; Lejon has a penis.
deet deet deet deet deet
CRTMM:
The continuum transfuctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device.
and?
And its mystery is exceeded only by its power.
Er… and EssBee doesn’t. Today.
This and more coming up on the Nightly News at 11.
[sotto] Who writes this shit?
reaper Says:
April 13th, 2010 at 9:25 am
or maybe the less popular The Hog’s Head or The Leaky Cauldron not sure if the last one has butterbeer
AGAIN I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT IS BUTTERBEER?@?@?@?@!?!?!?!?!
Dont play with me, reaps.
And I’m Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
I like the Dew Drop Inn, but then I’m partial to Tori.
I forgot to ask earlier. When y’all are listing out the upcoming hockey games, what does it mean when you add in the “In 7” or “in 5” at the end?
Thanks Wikipedia:
Butterbeer
Butterbeer is the drink of choice for younger wizards. Harry is first presented with the beverage in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Although House-elves can become intoxicated on Butterbeer, it has not been explicitly stated that there is alcohol in the drink. In the sixth book, Harry wonders what Ron and Hermione might do at Professor Slughorn’s Christmas party “under the influence of Butterbeer”, indicating that it could potentially lower inhibitions. J. K. Rowling said in her interview to Bon Appétit magazine that she imagines it “to taste a little bit like less-sickly butterscotch”. Butterbeer can be served cold or hot but either way it has a warming effect. Roald Dahl used a similar word play in his book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in chapter 23 when he mentioned the Oompa-Loompas getting drunk on butterscotch and buttergin.
Butterbeer was a real drink however, made from beer, sugar, eggs, nutmeg and butter back in Tudor times. British celebrity chef Heston Blumenthal recreated the drink for his show “Heston’s Tudor Feast”
It was announced in April of 2010 that a drink named after butterbeer is to be sold in an amusement park. It will have a sweet taste and would be sold inside of The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando. It will not be an alcoholic beverage, and was taste-tested by JK Rowling herself.
There’s the Fawlty Towers bar.
Does the Mos Eisley Cantina have a name?
I think butterbeer is a creation of JK Rowling’s?
Ew EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW
I used to hang out at a great pizza place/bar in Pueblo called the Dew Drop Inn. Ah, memories . . .
reaper disputes my guess, as far as Wikipedia can be trusted.
I’m sure it tastes better than I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butterbeer.
NS: The NHL playoffs are best-of-7 series, so we’re trying to predict how many games it will go before one team wins 4 games.
As long as he or she, this redhead of whom we speak, is a Scorpio, then the fury may rage and I will be delighted. I love Scorpios in bloom.
PUEBLO!!!!!!!!! But theres nothing else to do there but drink… is there?
can you trust Wikipedia as far as you can throw it?
how far can you throw it?
damn cheap knockoffs. Hope they don’t have Fabio in the commercials.
Jack – AH!
I kept thinking it was something like boxing, where you were maybe predicting which “round” the winning goal would be scored… or something.
from Mugglenet.com
Butter Beer Recipe
utterbeer! It warms you up AND tastes great. Now in take-away form from The Three Broomsticks. (Many thanks to Melissa for this recipe!)
Ingredients:
* 1 cup (8 oz) club soda or cream soda
* ½ cup (4 oz) butterscotch syrup (ice cream topping)
* ½ tablespoon butter
Directions:
Step 1: Measure butterscotch and butter into a 2 cup (16 oz) glass. Microwave on high for 1 to 1½ minutes, or until syrup is bubbly and butter is completely incorporated.
Step 2: Stir and cool for 30 seconds, then slowly mix in club soda. Mixture will fizz quite a bit.
Step 3: Serve in two coffee mugs or small glasses; a perfectly warm Hogwarts treat for two!
reaper – We could ask the ladies what they thought of redheaded men. Maybe provide an example.
http://www.nbc.com/Life/images/bios/damian_lewis.jpg
I think he’s pretty hot, but … I’m very confused. Heh.
From the Tudor Feast
Butter Beer recipe
Ingredients
500ml ale
Yolks from 2 medium eggs, whisked
60g sugar
Dash of nutmeg
15g unsalted butter
Method: How to make butterbeer
Pour the ale into a warm pan on a medium heat. When the beer begins to come to the boil take off the heat and add the whisked egg yolks, sugar and nutmeg.
Return the pot to a low heat (to stop the eggs from scrambling) and stir for 2 minutes. Take off the heat and w
still sounds fattening
Darm it… my copy and paste ain’t workin
Recipe for butterbeer
Ingredients
500ml ale
Yolks from 2 medium eggs, whisked
60g sugar
Dash of nutmeg
15g unsalted butter
Method: How to make butterbeer
Pour the ale into a warm pan on a medium heat. When the beer begins to come to the boil take off the heat and add the whisked egg yolks, sugar and nutmeg.
Return the pot to a low heat (to stop the eggs from scrambling) and stir for 2 minutes. Take off the heat and whisk in the butter. Decant into your finest flagon and chug.
Ew ew ew ew. You’re drinking butter!
reaper, actually, it reminds me of egg nogg for some reason
good idea NS.
I hear very often that bald is sexy but never got any positive hair comments when I had long blond hair. But than again my hair was pretty thin.
I have nice hair, but I’m not growing it out again.
I have to agree Lejon. it reminds me of egg nogg also.
mmmm…. egg nog…. is it too early for Christmas?
I’m 30 and I’m well on my way to the horseshoe hairline not a good look. I can pass for nearly 50 if I let it grow to long. or I look like I have cancer.
I really have gotten asked by people with cancer how I was doing when I was being lazy with the head shaving.
I guess this would be a bad time to mention my full head of hair that appears to have no male pattern baldness like my father…
Lejon, I’m not one to begrudge someone with hair. I’m told I really rock the bald look.
Does anyone have any opinions on a good mainboard that runs with DDR3 memory?
{my apologies to anyone confused by the above question}
Lo: I did a lot of drinking in Pueblo, aka The Pu. I love that town, but you’re kinda right.
Bald is only as hot as the guy wearing it. As is hair.
reaper: I have no problems with bald people… unless you count my dad…
Perhaps reaper should go on the Taco Bell, Mountain Dew, Pizza, and Ice Cream diet. Then when he packs on 50 or 60 or 120 pounds, no one will think that he looks like he has cancer.
It worked for me! Now when a medical professional takes my history they don’t ask me if I do cocaine eight times before shaking their head in disbelief and moving on.
….
Grr.
My wife’s doctor told her that she should “go to a buffet”…
reaper, based on your tiny GWAVE profile pic, you make it work, sir!
Lejon – I haven’t gone motherboard shopping since the DDR3 starting coming out, but I would have thought by now most of the boards would have switched over? In general, I’ve been extremely pleased with the Asus mobo I picked up four years ago.
And since I really should have been snoring three hours ago… Goo’nie folks.
It would seem one of my friends came up with their own recipe for Butter Beer:
1 shot buttershots
½ shot Frangelico (for that slightly nutty ale taste)
12 oz. root beer
As long as the root beer is cold, if you start by pouring the liquor into a pint glass, you get the correct proportions just by topping the pint off with root beer.
You can use cream soda for the “lager” version (and, presumably, red cream soda for the “Killian’s” version). Sasparilla should also work…
NS: Were the cocaine questions due to long-haired-guy prejudice?
Jack, I’m thinking the cocaine questions were due to the pre-Pizza Hut/Mtn Dew eating plan skinny Nomad.
I’m not sure why I know this.
cough
Essbee Thanks! I have lost about 20lb since than. And I been told a tie make guy look better also.
And in awful news, black students at Boulder HS received death threats yesterday.
Teachers found a message written on a wall at the school. I’ll paraphrase because of a personal refusal to say certain things: a certain hate-group is back and all black students would be killed this Friday.
Horrible.
Well better late than never.
Not keen on bars, although I go to one almost every week for the quiz.
I started going grey when I was 14, so started keeping my hair short..I then went bald and the shaver came out.
I never would use a motherboard for Dance Dance Revolution.
I know this is a serious issue but did you have to tilde the article:
According to Pope’s No.2…
reaper: That will be more timely if the pope gets arrested . . .
JN: Wonder what would happen if he dropped the soap.
Deadpan knight ACTIVATE!
hehe guess who:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/31157752@N04/4499924147/sizes/l/in/photostream/
reaper: Indeed!
Isnt there a hot redhead on Mythbusters?
Yes. And before she got pregnant and had her baby her name was Kari Byron
…I guess it still is…
she is back. the episode 2 weeks ago had her on it
Excellent…Too bad I don’t have cable anymore…
And what was her name after she had her baby?
Ah! Refresh, Lo. Refresh.
your kidding right?
http://blogs.citypages.com/dressingroom/2010/04/tubeflops_a_ser.php
*blink*
I knew the trend of flip-flops was pervasive, but…
*blink*
Ew.
Wow……… just…. yikes.
In related news, do you know what I call my “tubeflop”?????
If you need sock like things when wearing flip-flops you shouldn’t be wearing them.
Lo, do we want to know?
Do you ever?
I don’t know do we ever?
I feel like I’m playing the question game from Who’s line is it anyway?
Scenes from a hat!
You know what TubeFlops were in the ’80s?
Leg warmers with holes.
Butterbeer doesn’t sound half as disgusting as that buttered tea the Tibetans drink.
Those TubeFlops would go great with my Three Wolf Moon t-shirt.
*blank stare*
Jack, you would get some leg to night for sure!
You know, if the girls decide that tubeflops are the thing, let’em wear them.
You know, if the girls decide that tube-tops are the thing, let’em wear them.
You know, if the girls decide that ultra-mini skirts and thongs are the thing, let’em wear them…
You know, if the girls decide that this line of reasoning makes as much sense to them as it does to me, let them wear me…
Come on Dave, gimme a break.
What a boondogle of a day. At least the taxes are finally done.
Cmon, Dave. Give the boondogles a break.
Um……um…..um…..uhhhhh….um….
http://www.deadline.com/2010/04/marvel-close-to-whedon-hire-on-the-avengers/
Lo Pan, does that mean it’s going to be a musical?
I’d watch a tampon commercial if Joss directed it.
Jack wins.
Then EssBee wins.
CP: City Girl — Tegan & Sara
Six, six, six, the number of this post.
re: Tube-flops: Lady J and I saw these at least a month ago in Northampton. We decided that they were the stupidest thing we’d seen in a while. Ergo, they’ll be a smash hit.
Six six eight. The neighbor of the Beast
Hello Pan!
See I’m trying to stop by more then once a year. Go me! Must be a better Mistress.
And yet this summer i will add more to my crazy load of stuff. The smallest of my children will have dance twice a week, and so will I. Yes The Mistress will dance again. Havent danced in a class in 20 years. Gonna see if my body will take the stress this summer before i commit to next year.
LCMoD: Hurray! I’m happy for you. Returning to dancing must be an amazing feeling for you. Enjoy it. I hope it works out well for you, and you really indulge in the experience again.
LCMoD
woot !
TEB said:
“Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name.”
Isn’t that Deadpan?
^Truer comments were never made. :happy:
Jack: Oh. Thanks for the clarification. Like Nomad Scry, I had another idea about what those numbers meant, only mine was completely different. All these years, I’ve been assuming that there was only one playoff game for each pair of teams listed, and that those numbers were predictions of how many goals the winning team would score in that game. :blush: It’s good to know the truth.
Hi there, LCMoD! I agree, I hope you enjoy dancing.
Jack – The folks in South Carolina were convinced I worshiped the devil because I wore black T-shirts and had long hair. EssBee had the right of why the Docs thought I was using.
Zappos has the tubsocks for only $29.95
http://www.zappos.com/sanuk-the-tube-flop-black-houndstooth
I wonder if I could get them with steel toes for work…
This cup and thing… very neat.
Goddammit Lost, can you get any better? Fah!!!!!!! You confound me. Youre like anal sex. You have me wondering if this is what should be happening then youre the most satisfying thing evar. Oh Lost. Youre my butt sex tv baby.
………………………………….
Yo, remember I need your teams tomorrow morning-ish, if you’re participating in the NHL Playoffs Song Challenge.
Goodnight, LCMoD.
CPIMM: Vermillion – Slipknot
(oddly spliced together with some snippet of Kitty, something off of Oracle.)
Mankiller passed away last week. This write up on her life feels like part of some urban fantasy. They took over Alcatraz? That’s audacious.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/04/08/Smith.mankiller.indian/index.html
Whedon has plenty of comic book experience, and plenty of movie-hero experience. Makes sense if true…
Morning, Pan.
Can’t say I’ve ever been much of a barfly.
CW: Lo Pan’s buttsex experience
:blink:
:alien:
*wonders if Lost is now a NSFW experience*
Managed to convince hubby moving was not in our best interest. Instead we are going to get the front yard completely relandscaped (there’s a connection, it’s just convoluted)
:angel:
Bunny, are those horns holding up that halo?
:devil:
I don’t know reaper. Are you suggesting bunnies are horny? :kissing:
:cheerful:
:dizzy:
“CW: Lo Pan’s buttsex experience”
EssBee… is that like the Jimmy Fallon Experience?
My cat is a schmo.
Just thought you’d like to know that
:ermm:
Bunny, maybe. I have heard some popular sayings that suggest they are…
Oh? Do tell, reaper.
:face:
I’ll have you know I’ve had pet rabbits and I can state, unequivocally, all the rumors are true.
Not sure I can handle all those smiles today, think I’m going to have to growl at the wall.
:heart:
At the wall? What did the wall do to you?
We dont need no edumacation.
Cute:
http://www.crunchgear.com/2010/04/13/cat-plays-with-ipad-that-is-all/
:happy:
Bunny, I believe it was something about newly weds humping like bunny’s and also 2 bunny’s escaped from the zoo and only 45 have been returned so far.
I wondered what an i-pad was good for. Now I see it’s just an expensive cat toy :biggrin:
Van, indeed cute. hope that cat is declawed.
I hope not!
a) if he’s going to let his cat play with such an expensive item, he deserves the screen scratches
b) I don’t believe in declawing. I think it’s mean.
That cat is utterly adorable. And the only reason, besides reading comics digitally, that I have seen for getting an iPad.
it didn’t sound declawed. Def. scratching noises, but I’m pretty sure she had her claws pulled back.
Also, declawing is evil.
Declawing is mainly a North American thing to do to cats and is actually outlawed in some European countries.
Well I’m going to watch LOST in HD this week, if only to see the pores on the actors noses.
Back to reaper’s bunny comments:
When I was a little girl I had a pet bunny and a pet kitty. We always thought the bunny was a boy because it was constantly trying to hump the kitty, who was female. We got another bunny, but got another male because we didn’t want a whole bunch of little bunnies. Turned out the humping bunny was actually female.
You’re gonna enjoy it, Van! The episode, not the HD – I know nothing about HD.
😈
TEB – That sounds about right. Our Bunny was humping our kitten… in the side. And the kitten was vainly trying to figure out how to clamp onto the bunny’s neck. It was… nature.
And Bunny when to a new home with a lovely young couple who let him have run of the house. It was good.
When I was young, we use to let the animals run free in the house, which is saying something as we had a veritable zoo.
:ninja:
:sideways:
An interesting observation:
I’m getting quotes for the yard. My process is to look in the yellow pages, then go to the BBB (better business bureau) sight to see how they rate. I came across two companies, so far, that have the BBB accreditation logo on their ads, but the BBB doesn’t show they are actually accredited. I wonder how many people those companies get who think they really are accredited?
I thought it was interesting. Wrong, but interesting.
CW: Nurse Jackie S2E4
CP: She’s Like The Snow — New Faces
CP: Light In The Tunnel — Red Rider
I see conversion a to catskin slippers for that moggy in the near future.
CP: I can see for miles – Petra Haden
I admit Van, I have no idea what you just said.
http://gizmodo.com/5516963/black-holes-may-all-contain-other-universes
pity this busy monster, manunkind
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pity this busy monster, manunkind,
not. Progress is a comfortable disease:
your victim (death and life safely beyond)
plays with the bigness of his littleness
— electrons deify one razorblade
into a mountainrange; lenses extend
unwish through curving wherewhen till unwish
returns on its unself.
A world of made
is not a world of born — pity poor flesh
and trees, poor stars and stones, but never this
fine specimen of hypermagical
ultraomnipotence. We doctors know
a hopeless case if — listen: there’s a hell
of a good universe next door; let’s go
ee cummings
That is probably for the best TEB.
my reply: :tongue:
Catskin slippers for moggy and ee cummings are tough acts to follow.
Very hard.
Bison Burger for lunch today
Irony. It’s what’s for dinner.
Actual headline: “Arizona bill to outlaw illegal immigration ”
It’s already illegal, dumb ass!!
And every time I load this page, JR Murdoch yells FISTIES! at me and it is disturbing. I feel disturbed. Humph.
ditto I like bison. I have found it a little drier than beef but still very good
ditto: actually, taken at face value that headline equates to: “Arizona bill to in-law legal immigration” according to the double negatives rule…
NS, I thought I was the only one who thought that. this week as i refresh i go to a different tab
If I had a brick right now… I’d hit myself over the head with it… It might be an improvement on the day…
The in-laws are coming across the border?
Jack: some might think that would be action enough…
http://www.brokenhillthemovie.com/
Lejon: Based on the rewrite rule, that headline would read “Arid Clinton to enter crook Mexican”. 😉
CP: Someone Somewhere In Summertime — Simple Minds
ZP cuts into Red Steel 2:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1610-Red-Steel-2
The Wife and I discovered The IT Crowd on Netflix
Brilliant.
“Hello, IT. Have you turned it off and back on again?”
Jejon, I just finished the series. agreed brilliant.
BBC America will have a marathon of all the Dr. Who specials followed by the new episode, starting at 1pm EST this Saturday.
Yea!
Wow. Not the message you’d expect Lady GaGa to advocate: celibacy.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/04/12/2010-04-12_lady_gaga_tells_her_fans_she_gives_out_free_condoms_at_her_shows_but_preaches_ce.html
“…if you’re not ready, don’t do it.” that is the new celibacy? I really hope she says a lot more if the press is calling it preaching celibacy. I don’t have a problem with her position hell I agree with the quote.
it seams to me it would be like saying “I like blackberrys but they are not for everyone” is preaching. This story seams to need more facts.
crap where did those pennies go…
“I’m single right now and I’ve chosen to be single because I don’t have the time to get to know anybody,” Lady Gaga said. “So it’s okay not to have sex, it’s okay to get to know people. I’m celibate, celibacy’s fine…”
…because no one would hump me anyway.
oh ya and one more thing…
thats preaching? I don’t thing that would even get and alter boy shacking in this boots.
*rimshot*
to soon?
Lo Pan, guess that is the other question. is it by choice…
Oh, I don’t know Lo, There were times in my life that it wouldn’t have taken much…
Understood Lejon…. but yuck.
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Lady-Gaga-music-03.jpg
Maybe after a 12 pack…. of Everclear. Gentleman Gaga…ew ew ew.
Rah-Rah-ah-ah-ah
…if you put enough lipstick on a pig…
*hears dueling banjos in the background*
wheres that music coming from…
God we’re mean.
I’m so tempted to make another deliverance refinance
Rama La La La.
Gaga ooh lala
somethin somethin romance.
*farts*
bla bla bal bal bal!!!!
YA YA! YA YA YA!
somethin somethin romance.
I had a dream, and she wasn’t it.
I don’t mind Lady Gaga.
The music or her looks?
I think she’s interesting looking. The music is horrid.
I just… I dunno. I find alot of interesting looking attractive. Some reason her I cant get into.
Ya Ya. Bah Bah bah.
Lo Pan: More proof–not that we need it–that Wikipedia sucks. No entry for Ume!
nice list:
http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/04/the-20-worst-superheroes/
“Some reason her I cant get into.”
Lo: So you where turned down?
bla bla ya ya da
Good article: “US Government Admits Most Piracy Studies Are Nonsense”
http://www.osnews.com/story/23153/US_Government_Admits_Most_Piracy_Studies_Are_Nonsense
Agreed, Lo. I guess my girl brain doesn’t immediately go there! I mean, it does, just not immediately.
CP: Captive — Ume
Rah Rah Rah
ditto: thats a goddamn travesty
reaper: many times. Many….many times.
EssBee: you should go there more often.
Pah pah oom pa pa
but going there is 1/2 the fun
LO LA KA KA KA
Until you get the clap
Oh no no no!
“KA KA KA”
ha ha ha
EssBee, shitty part of the song
GHO NO REE REE AH
CLA CLA MI DEE AH AH
reaps: haha, haha
OMG, CCH is KILLING ME.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Wha? HUUUH???
EssBee, ya I know shitty joke…
I just can’t help myself sometimes
Creedance Clearwater Heaven?
Communal Circuit Harmony
Criminal Compliance Harpoon
Celibacy is overrated.
Cricket Choke Hold
Coordinated Celibacy Hovercraft
That was your blindly obvious statement for the night.
Christian Cannibal Horde
ooo. thats my new band!!!! Who wants in????
Coordinated Celibate Hockey
Humans are not built for celibacy
Candy Cane Hook
Humans are not built for Celebrity.
Cute Cunt Hoes
Clitoris Cunt Hunters
Can’t Circumvent Heat
Creepy Conga Hard-ons
Crazy Cock Holders
Ceremonial Circumcision Hurts
that is all
Cracked College Hobos
Cold Cucumber Hummus
Curried Chicken, Hot
Cramped Charlie Horse
Crooked Clydesdale Horses
Van shares wisdom.
Cinnamon Chai Hooka
Crispy Creamy Honey
I think I’ve found the Mainboard I’m going to build my next system on…
http://www.pcstats.com/articleview.cfm?articleID=2379
Nice. I’m considering upgrading CPU and motherboard this year before I switch to Windows 7.
You know there is something about controlling my laptop with my iPhone that makes me want to shout:
COOL AS FUCK
I’ll get my coat…
CW: Latest LOST in HD…hahahaha what a fucking con…
Yeah,
I put together my DVR, finally got a “legal” version of Windows 7… Working sweet.
Makes me so happy.
EssBee, was Van’s shared wisdom “Cracked College Hobos”?
Carrots Choke Herbivores.
Conservatives Chant Hatred.
(I know, I know – – – those chanting hateful kooks don’t speak for anyone here)
Clicking Calliope Heart.
College Crack Ho
Wait, Batwoman is a lesbian?
All of Van’s words are wise, Jack.
Of course Batwoman is a lesbian. So is Faith from Buffy. And Kitty from the X-Men. And Pepper Pots.
Oh, are we talking not in my mind?
Holy sensible shoes!
Speaking of comics: would any of you be interested in a comics share? I have things that I’m not invested in keeping, but would love to share. I also have things I want to keep, but would be happy to loan. Holler at me if you’re interested.
Sounds interesting, EssBee.
This is what I have:
Ignition City
Angel After the Fall (would want this back unharmed)
Buffy Season 8 (would DEF. want this back unharmed)
Tank Girl – Skidmarks
Tank Girl – The Royal Escape
The Wheel of Time
Serenity (don’t know the series name, but it was a 2009 short series)
I also have the Joss Whedon X-MEN collections and the Tank Girl collections
CW: Dr. Who: The Next Doctor
EssBee, I unfortunately only have stacks of comics from the ’90s, and these are some that you’ve probably read… Like the Death of Superman…
Of course, I have the original black bag issue… still in the black bag… Probably should sell that puppy to someone who doesn’t understand that the black bags had acid content…
Darcy and Fox are going to the Twins/Red Sox game tomorrow. I am a bit jealous, but the whole reason I’m not going (the whole job-havingness thing) is perfectly okay in my book…
Yay, JB! On the job, not missing the game.
I so hate hearing about the bloody Red Sox. My corporate overlords are in Boston. Ugh. Red Sox.
http://scitech.blogs.cnn.com/2010/04/14/geek-out-joss-whedon-to-direct-avengers/?hpt=Sbin
wOOt!
I thought Whedon was busy with tampon commercials?
I guess his schedule got unplugged somewhat.
Jack, in regards to the teams, just assign me a team that is left.
GAH! I hope this isn’t true:
http://www.mania.com/paprika-to-get-hollywood-adaptation_article_121824.html
1) drunken hollering fools next door every time it’s nice outside = do not like
2) forecast for Saturday = do not like
Lejon – Sweet MoBo. Thought I’m still not used to the ongoing switch from PATA to SATA. I spent a few minutes staring at the photo going, “Where’s the IDE?!”
I had the black bag Death of Superman… until teh school found my stash of comics and… get this, BURNED THEM.
EssBee…. we gotta talk about this comic thang you propose…
Playoff hockey am the bestest hockey. Damn its fine.
http://www.indiebound.org/book/9780765321503
Want.
I’ll have to make a survey. I’ve got about six boxes of utterly random comics, mostly B&Bed.
Avs win.
Thats well well goddamn done.
Lots of editing tonight. New show is building as we speak.
Punching the refresh button..