Survey Monkey link for the 2011-2012 Winter Palooza!
http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/HCGH5Q2
Lemieux Show Notes.
Thought 1: Wow, I sound like 3 of the Dwarfs in this episode, and not Doc, Bashful, Sneezy, or the other one.
Thought 2: “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?” is technically a novelette, but I won’t argue if you call it a short story. I was close enough with the Buckaroo Banzai title.
Thought 3: Mario Lemieux, who at the height of his skills was a better player even than Wayne Gretzky, wore the number 66 during his playing days with the Pittsburgh Penguins.
Thought 4: …
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
You don’t get many of them to a pound.
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap111108.html
…and can we stop the DADOES novelette Tag, the year it was released it was a novel. Just because we like to destroy whole forests for the latest fantasy epic doesn’t distract from that simple fact.
+now
Damn you, free software! Why u no work??
Ha! I see what you did there.
Morning Pan!
How are we this fine day before the start of a long weekend?
I shall be working Saturday, so I’m full of growl.
*hugs Van*
I’m always open for a mmmmmeetup Jack, you know that.
The Mars curse continues for the Russians:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15631472
Morning, Pan!
My faith in humanity is restored a tad because of the firing of JoePa.
HELLO DEADPAN!!!!
Well Jack did say it was getting a little quiet in here. So now I need to shout when I post in here.
I voted for High Fidelity, just so we can hear Jack gush about the movie.
That would be our 2nd Cusackapalooza!
Altho, it’s really the book that gets me gushing.
Um, let me rephrase that and get back to you.
That’s funny, I figured it would have been Joelle Carter.
I voted for Rade Runner, just because.
A quote of the day, from the guy who edited DADOES:
. Cutting Wilbur Mercer out of the movie was like cutting the whale out of Moby Dick.
Interview here:
http://totaldickhead.blogspot.com/2011/11/interview-with-marc-haefele.html
There’s plenty to be said for Blade Runner, I’ll save it for the paloosa.
You are no fun Rhettro
Cough
WHAT?
Rhettro would be more fun, if he weren’t a replicant.
I don’t dream of electric sheep. The sheep I dream of are quite real.
Lamb chops don’t count.
I thought it was the other way around?
More Dick:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2011/11/10/philip_k_dick_s_exegesis_an_excerpt_on_losing_touch_with_reality.html
This is not me typing a response to your post, it’s my damn keyboard typing it!
Drugs are bad, mmkay?
‘ve got drugs in mah pocket an I don’t know what to do with them.
But they help one’s comprehension when viewing “A Scanner Darkly.”
I enjoyed both the book and the film very much – – without the aid of any mind-altering substances.
I got notification that my my super duper, collector’s edition of Skyrim has been shipped. I know what I’m doing this weekend
Also, because my hubby is not watching his shows, my DVR is already 90% full and I only have 2 movies of mine on it. I told hubby he has to do a marathon this long weekend. Meanwhile I’m watching one of my two movies.
About to watch: Sisters.
No play by play, though. I think two in a week is plenty
You know what cleches I’m tired of in these kinds of movies? The one where the main character has had a psychological issues in the past so no one believes them when they say they saw/heard/know something
This idea is really getting old
Update to fix battery issues in devices running iOS5 is out:
http://www.macrumors.com/2011/11/10/apple-releases-ios-5-0-1-to-address-battery-life-issues/
Crap (bad taste) joke alert:
Police probing joe fraziers death are currently grilling george foreman.
So I know not everybody is into Skyrim like I will be, but a live action version of their trailer is just cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1AenlOEXao
Okay. So, since I live in a vacuum and have no idea what Skyrim is … every time you mention it, my mind has no choice but to go THERE.
:blink:
Speaking of which, Felicia Day recently tweeted: “Skyrim = Goodbye world for a while.”
J0e
http://www.gamespot.com/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim/platform/pc?tag=masthead;search
Or the official website
http://www.elderscrolls.com/
My Boo is ambitious and is attending the midnight launch at the local Gamestop. While I’m looking forward to the game, I value my sleep more.
Ahhh, video game.
Well … that could be fun too.
“rim”
We pre-ordered a game for the first time this week. Harry Potter Lego 5-7 is on the way!
Isn’t skyrim the way the rugby players huddle together to pop out the ball?
I’m not going to correct you.
We Were Promised Jetpacks’ “In The Pit Of The Stomach” for $3.99.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B005NEHMT0/ref=nosim/largeheartedb-20
My copy of Skyrim has shipped as well. Though, I went with “budget” shipping, so hopefully it will arrive by Easter…
Hey, look, “High Fidelity” is available on Audible.
FUck, abridged. 3 hours 31 minutes? WTF?
Language, Ed!
Youre goddamn fucking right
Oh, shit! Sorry about that.
Dear Tornado,
Sack Exchange?!?!?!?
-Ruv, Jack Burton
Dear all you in my group
*sigh*
The season’s young
CW: Chargers/Raiders game
Just bought/downloaded the latest TMBG goodness. “Join Us”.
/tweet
I’m glad somebody’s got free time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbbkbWuBHnQ
Hubby watched this video with me, now he wants it. Thanks Ed :ermm:
Hello, Deadpan! It’s time for an important Deadpan announcement!
The Annual Deadpan Secret Santa Gift Exchange is almost here! Signups are now officially OPEN!
Once again, I will be coordinating the annual Secret Santa exchange. Whether you’re new to the Deadpan, you’ve been here since the beginning, or somewhere in between, YOU are invited to join the fun!
How It Works
1) Want to play? E-mail me your name and the address where you would like your present shipped. My e-mail address is bowen1138 yahoo dot com.
2) The deadline for signups is Black Friday, November 25.
3) On that day, I will randomly select a gift recipient for each participant. I will e-mail you the name and address of your recipient.
4) Pick out a gift costing USD $10 or less and ship it to your recipient.
5) You will receive a gift from another participant.
6) Thanking the person who sent you a gift on the Deadpan is optional, but permitted.
I’ll have an audio announcement recorded in time for the next regular episode.
+”at”
Right. Forgot WordPress parses anything in pointy brackets as an HTML tag, whether it actually is a valid HTML tag or not.
I contacted you Facebook Amy.
English, Van, English
Sent in my info.
TIlt To Live soundtrack EP goes free for a while:
http://onemanleft.bandcamp.com/
Got it. Thanks!
I have no laptop (again) and I must scream. Goodnight :arrgh:
Sorry to hear about the laptop woes Jack.
Good morning coffee my old friend.
It is really early…
Yes, yes it is.
Oh, hey….
Someone left an airport here, I guess this could be interesting.
Morning Pan
It’s a long weekend. So why the hell did I get up at 5:30? There must be something wrong with me.
Apparently, as of 9:30 last night, my Skyrim was in Mount Hope, Ontario.
I didn’t even know there was a Mount Hope, Ontario.
We’re long weekend-ing it too here in Longmont. Our Harry Potter Lego is in Denver.
🙂
Oh sure!
It’s all fun and games until someone’s Lego ends up in Denver!
my game is “on vehicle in Calgary for delivery”. Yeah! Guess what I’ll be doing today… :sideways:
Yea! I was a bit surprised it was in Mt. Hope. That’s a long way from Calgary.
It must have been flown in over night.
Haywire could be a fun action flick. And Gina Carano is much more believable action hero than Angelina Jolie.
http://www.beyondhollywood.com/new-haywire-trailer-is-80-seconds-of-relentless-asskicking/
Hey, it’s a movie where x is a highly trained assassin/agent/soldier who is betrayed by their organization and now has to fight back for survival/revenge/clearing their name/all of the above. Can’t say as I’ve ever heard of that plot before. What an original concept. It reminds me of the time I went through the movie descriptions for everything that would be on basic cable one week in the 90’s and found who knows how many movies that had the description “cop x has wife/daughter/partner killed and now seeks revenge”.
I’m sure Haywire will be a fun popcorn ass-kicking flick, and I know that there is really nothing new under the sun. But hasn’t this plot been done to death lately?
So? Does it honestly matter?
Every trope has been beaten to death. If they aren’t going to do something original, then at least they better make it entertaining.
Some tropes are more tired than others. (This sports team is comically terrible! Will they have a bunch of funny mishaps before they win the big game before the end?)
The more cliched your premise, the more fun/visually arresting the experience had better be. I’m looking at you, Avatar.
My motto is “Less tropes, more trolips.”
^
It matters because it is and always seems to have been the underlying aspect of making movies. The people who decide what movies get made are interested in how much money they will make from the venture. Thus, what was successful before is what will make money again. This is why we have been entirely flooded with remakes, re-imaginings, etc. Yes, every plot can potentially be linked backed to something else. Family Guy is just a ripoff of The Simpsons, which is just a ripoff of The Flintstones, which is just a ripoff of The Honeymooners, which is just a ripoff of The Bickersons. But in each case, something new and interesting was done with it. At it’s heart, what I consider really original movies like Memento are still just the same old plot (husband tries to track down wife’s killer). But it is done in such a novel way that I have a reason to want to watch it. What interesting novel new aspect have they put on Haywire? What incentive have they provided me? None that I can see from the trailer. They have gone out of their way to make it look exactly like every other movie of that trope so that the maximum amount of people that have already proven they like this kind of movie will also want to go see this movie. It’s important because I’m sick to death of having one out of a hundred movies be something that isn’t a remake, fourth movie in a series, your favorite show from the 70s or 80s put to the big screen, comic book character x, or a cookie cutter action flick with the same damn plot I just saw three times last year. And I say this knowing full well that I like movies with comic book character x and I just went to see (and enjoyed) Puss in Boots (theoretically Shrek 5). I am just saddened that there are really fantastic movie ideas out there that we could be having but will never be made because it’s more of a financial risk than something that’s already proven.
A new ios up date. Woo Hoo?
Although I did notice I didn’t have to connect my phone to the computer, the update came via wifi. That’s new. My ipad however, did need to update via itunes.
I was competent at fixing desktops, but when it comes to laptops, I’m completely lost. I may need to GeekSquad it.
Ralph is sitting next to me.
Just sitting? You guys need to step it up 😉
Um. *cough*
/me likes this.
Ralph! Welcome back to the land of AZ.
Just saw this on Facebook:
Penn State: the Catholic Church of Football
Also just saw this on Facebook:
What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? Cunt!
Literal SOL. (Snicker Out Loud)
EssBee, those 2 are oddly related.
Visualize World Shitfuckassdick
No knowledge, no peace
Know knowledge, know shittyfuckertitsgaper
Ok, I have to admit the dragon statue in the Skyrim collectors edition is one of thee coolest extras I’ve seen. It stand a foot high
A foot? Cool. My Bataman figure that came with AA is only half that. But still cool.
Well Immortals .. Umm, ahh, glad I didn’t see it in 3D.
Too much up skirt?
A criminal waste of good sets.
CP: Pear Tree — We Were Promised Jetpacks
Now we’re sitting on the sofa and he has his arm around me.
*swoooon*
Stay on course!
Thanks for the welcome Jack. It’s great to be back in Az.
If you want you can send an email to me with what’s wrong on your laptop. I’m no geek squad, but I might be able to help.
Sounds like Immortals will be going on our “wait for Redbox” list. There seems to be a lot of stuff landing there.
Hey look at that – Audible has “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep”, unabridged.
On my list now.
Don’t make any assumptions, Ed! You might also check Audible for High Fidelity.
CD – a North Coast “Old Stock Ale” … barley wine. Too hoppy for me … but at 11.9%, by the time your halfway through it you don’t notice so much.
Now CD – Chimay Bleue ( Blue)
Turducken jokes never get old.
http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/df200312/df20031210.jpg
I could never get my head around the whole turducken thing. What’s wrong with just turkey for dinner?
If you have an hour to kill then you can wallow in 80 and 90’s movie nostalgia:
http://vimeo.com/m/29999445
I’m up, showered and fed. Guppy, the lazy bum, is still asleep
According to my hockey pool scores, I should just hang my head in shame. Obviously I’m not a true Canadian
Happy birthday, ditto!!
From me too. Happy day of your birth
Another successful trip around the sun!
This + a hearty mwa!
Holly birthday mr. ditto!
CD – Great Divide’s Belgian Style Yeti Imperial Stout.
Taaaastee!
CD – Margarettas
I know her
ha.
HA!!!
I’m having one of those “Why don’t you come join us at the condo for the weekend?” lost weekends.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/55568136@N00/6338178833/in/photostream
Now they are talking about wanting to go find a night club for dancing.
I’m not sure I brought my dancing trousers.
So you aren’t in the kitchen then?
Just back from the kitchen where we made a drink we have labled a “Splash Down”
… all systems are GO.
Still love the first track:
http://www.myspace.com/557283605/music/songs/zagorski-cug-75306140
These people are going to kill me.
What was I thinking?
Well, hopefully you’ll at least die with a smile on your face.
Be sure to call something in on the Deadpan line, though!
Wow, I don’t even recognize Myspace.
Happy Birthday, ditto!
Wow, Frank Miller, how disappointing.
http://frankmillerink.com/2011/11/anarchy
The first comment is fantastic.
A classic example of why you should separate an artist from his creation.
-his +their
Yuck!
Anyway – – I was planning on dropping in on PodcampAZ today, but the train was late.
http://www.up.com/aboutup/special_trains/steam/details.shtml
It did not disappoint at all, however, when it finally arrived. It’s not every day that you get to see and hear a 454 ton steam engine chug past you from two feet away. Incredible experience.
Happy birthday ditto!
Coyotes win – yeah.
Red Wings win – yeah.
Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone. I hope you are enjoying your weekend.
And this just in: people can be CRAZY.
CB: a ham that I’ll try to honey glaze for the first time evar
You try slow cooking in ginger beer.
+should
that sounds great!
Very good if you have bad teeth, naked the meat go soft.
Naked the meat go soft… I’m sure it’s a typo, but it doesn’t make it any less glorious.
Honey-glazing ham! You’re crazy!
The honey badger…
… Don’t care.
Alright, this is a repeat from Facebook, but I think it bears repeating:
It’s still a week and a half until Thanksgiving. I really don’t need Christmas music and cashiers in Santa hats to assault me at the grocery store.
Humbug…
I enjoyed the first two episodes of the new Green Labtern animated series.
The style is very much like The Incredibles.
?The art styles that is.
Speaking of which, we watched the Green Lantern movie last night. After all the bad press and dissing on Slice, I had low expectations. However, while not a great movie, it was still pretty good.
I quite enjoyed it myself. I would place it on the same level as Ghost Rider.
Goodnight :…:
Morning Pan
Another hubbyless evening on the horizon.
I ended up playing about 10 hours of Skyrim over the weekend. I guess it could have been worse.
I think my work computer locked up. If so, my Monday is starting off great.
I rebooted. Stupid computer
We watched two not great flicks this weekend. The first was the one Bunny play-by-played recently about the boarding school for donors – boo. The other was The American with G. Clooney.
I grabbed the IOS update and now my iPhone battery is hosed. Isn’t that backwards?
So far, I’ve been one of the lucky ones. The IOS updated haven’t affected my battery life noticeably.
This is the patch meant to fix the battery problem, tho!
Mine is slightly worse.
It was skagged off at the time, but I enjoyed The American, even if at times it looked like an advert for the Italian Tourist board.
Good morning :163:
Two years in a row now of missing PodcampAZ. I was thinking about how much has changed, recently, and over the past 5 yrs or so. . . . Was thinking it might make for interesting audio – – after the Palooza. I’d love to get short to long segments from people talking about all of the ways they and their lives have changed in the last 5 years. A then and now comparison.
What do you think, sirs?
Sounds pretty interesting, Jack. Scary, even!
Still no rocket boots. *pouts*
Yeah thatll be…hmmmm.
Yes. I think this is a great idea! I would love to talk about how my life has changed in the last 5 years, and I’d love to hear from everyone else, too. I think this will be fascinating!
I am chicken and waffles bound. I may be a little scared.
Dear Tornado,
Please have mercy.
-Lo Pan
Dear Calgary Puck Bunny,
Please tell your real life hockey team to lay off my real life hockey team.
-Lo Pan
Since your team seems to be the only ones the Flames can beat, I’m afraid I’m going to take the wins where I can.
CP: Forgive Me — Ida Maria
CP: Hey — Pixies
“Ha!” mixed with awesome.
http://i.imgur.com/7FwG5.jpg
And I thought it smelled bad…. on the outside.
CP: Silver Angel — Helium
Well the reviews have put me off the device:
http://m.engadget.com/default/article.do?artUrl=http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/14/amazon-kindle-fire-review/&category=classic&subCategory=top&icid=eng_tp_click)
Hm. I’m still inclined to check out the under $100 version, if not the Fire. But that’s because I’m my own personal Scrooge.
swooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
http://www.wbez.org/story/wild-flag-perform-sound-opinions-wbez-studios-93942#
Its unpossible not to love Wild Flag
Dammit, I missed Ralph while he was at the LoLo’s 5 mins from here. Meetings kept me from running out for lunch on time.
Cj, give Ralph a manly hug and a kiss from me.
cough
Oh, my . . .
She kissed me, but it wasn’t very manly.
The world Joe Pa made:
http://www.thenation.com/blog/164587/world-joe-paterno-made
Oh my god! Look at the snow coming down
Snow is bad. The roads are warm enough that it’s melting just a bit. By sundown there will be a nice layer of ice under the snow on the roads. That means, when hubby does finally come home, it will be treacherous going. Translation, this Bunny will be worried and won’t go to sleep until she’s sure hubby is home safely.
*Rooting for the Calgary Public Works Dept. to properly manage the icy roads.*
Ha!
Curled up on the couch in my snuggie. I have a kitty on my lap and a book in my hand. Life is good
CR: Hellhole – Kevin J Anderson & Brian Herbert
Took LostRalph to the airport. He’s heading home.
🙁
Sitting in an airport bar, about to leave az.
…damnit
Miss you.
So you say you want to take a tour through my old alma mater, on a couch?
http://youtu.be/KGKnbzTkos8
There’s eddies in the timestream.
and he left his couch.
Over the weekend I decided to give up caffeine entirely. Here’s hoping my resolve lasts longer than the caffeine headaches
*likes your post*
CW: The Good Wife
I cannot fly worth a damn.
you have to remember to forget to hit the ground.
I think you may be on to something there!
Here’s a little something to make you feel better when you think you’re a terrible parent:
http://failblog.org/2011/11/14/epic-fail-parenting-thats-the-just-make-it-go-away-please-stare/
Yes, I’m going to hell of laughing at this. I blame the rum.
The Bunny may appreciate this one:
http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2011/11/14/demotivational-posters-skyrim/
😆
Who the F is Paul Gaustad?
^!
Goodnight :McFly:
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2011/11/michael-j-fox-revives-back-to-the-future-role/
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “do you know how to drive this thing?”
*Blank stare*
-12! who ok’d that?
(that’s 10 degrees in American talk)
They don’t call it the “Great White North” for nothing. 🙂
Holy Tumbleweeds, Batman!
There is a comment in murgatory… I’ll try to use my fancy new phone to go in and get it.
I know I’m not on the boards much lately, I blame Skyrim
Was my comment offensive? To Canadians? 🙂
Speaking of Batman and cold, I was able to defeat Mr. Freeze last night in Arkham City. After dying like ten times in a row.
He’ll be back.
Here’s a picture of what Mr. Freeze might look like, making things cold.
http://tinyurl.com/7c9yydl
Maybe I’ll do a play by paly tomorrow. Expect http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190910/
Some big names in that one . . .
Sad day. Our younger cat is very sick. The vet is on the way, and I am preparing for the worst.
H that is sad. Our kitty has been on the edge for quite some time too.
Sorry to hear it, EssBee. 🙁
Anyone else still have a 1st gen nano:
http://www.apple.com/support/ipodnano_replacement/
I’m glad I held on to mine the only issue I have is the battery life isn’t very good any more
Thanks for the heads up Reap, I think I have a 1st generation nano laying in a shoe box somewhere.
I have a first-gen iPod nano! It was a hand-me-down from my sister when she went to a newer model. I loved that thing; listened to lots and lots of podcasts on it, including Deadpan, from 2007 up until just a few months ago.
Nonetheless, I would absolutely LOVE to have a newer iPod!!! As much as I love my new Android, there are a couple of iOS-exclusive apps that I’ve been really sad to be missing out on. I’d check that website to see if my iPod is eligible if I had it with me, but I don’t; it’s at home on my dresser. I’ll do it when I get home tonight. Thank you so much for posting this, Reaper! 🙂
Scratch that – I do actually have my old iPod nano in my purse. I thought I’d taken it out, but I didn’t.
Checking the Apple site now!
“Thank you.
Your request has been submitted.
Apple will send you a box with shipping instructions to mail your iPod nano to us. Apple will then send you a replacement iPod.”
WAHOO!!! Thank you again, Reaper! I am SOOOO excited!!!! :biggrin:
no problem!
I have had mine for 5 1/2 years and the only thing that would get me to change is the battery life if down to 2 hours.
Thanks, guys. Gertrude lives to fight another day, thankfully. She has a bad infection/fever, but I have the meds to make her better. Whew.
That’s great news EssBee!
When did you become “Rhett”?
Good eye, EssBee. That’s why you started the day in mod, Rhett(ro)!
Sneaky, him! IF IT IS IN FACT HIM.
Little known fact, I’ve been “Rhett” my whole life. 🙂 *snark*
good to hear! Yay for kitty and EssBee!
hoary for kitty!
Rut(ro).
LostRalph left his iPod at my house. I don’t think it was intentional…
I think he left a few other things on purpose… a shirt, some wine thing-a-mabobbers, a toothbrush…
no, I’m not having another garage sale, don’t get excited.
Put them in the “LostRalph and Found?”
It’s him – our Rhett. Proof positive.
Unfortunately that positive is for herpes
http://tinyurl.com/86eylc2
^They got shots for that right?
God I hope so. I seem to be able to smell my own kind
^Genius!
My joke was going to reference a certain King Missile song…. Not nearly as clever.
Another one about Penn State:
http://wakingupnow.com/blog/penn-state
JEEEEEESUS Harold Christ. “Homosexual behavioral”.
*nuclear facepalm*
The female orgasm, caught on video.
http://tinyurl.com/828uh8n
God thats hot
voted.
wait, what?
Troll!!!! Troll!!!!! Troll!!!!!
This is a fun little video.
http://vimeo.com/31748297
hehe thats pretty cool
In a strange turn of events… I mean REALLY strange.. the only website that will currently open on my computer is this one.
All of the web is down except for Deadpan?
CW: Dexter
Morning Pan!
So far I’ve killed two dragons this week.
My boss messed up. My appraisal was due yesterday, she didn’t send it in until today. Hopefully that doesn’t affect my bonus in the spring.
Cough up with Terra Nova last night and the last two episodes I think brought it back a bit because it added some on going story. There is finely a hook. I want to see what is going to happen in the next few shows.
I gave up on the show too soon, maybe!
I was giving this a little thought last night when I was watching:
Is 6 or 7 episodes to long for a series to get me interested?
I don’t have any shows like it I watch or watched so, for me it isn’t to many… in this case
A little more on the Frank Miller deal Jack posted a link to a few days back:
http://boingboing.net/2011/11/15/av-club-vs-frank-miller-vs-occ.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29
What to do when the conversation dries up.
Have any fluids handy?
I tried to post last night that I was seeing the same strange internet behavior as Cj, but the post never went through.
I didn’t connect the dots, but around 11PM I couldn’t get my internet to connect either. Everything is better with cocks, I mean Cox.
CP: Debaser — Pixies
It’s amazing how much the chorus sounds like “shit and abuse, yeah!” 😉
great song!
Bunny: Good luck with the appraisal. :-/ I’d raise some hell, if someone else’s screw-up causes you to lose money.
reaper: I rarely give a show more than a few episodes to win me over. I can be the same way with books. If it doesn’t feel right within the first few chapters, I’m out.
Ess: What is it with guys named Miller?
Van: We’ve been through this desert with these tumbleweeds before.
I have an ex named “Miller”. Not a guy, but still, WHAT IS IT?
And btw, curse you for linking to the AV Club crack:
http://www.avclub.com/articles/terry-pratchett-novels,64917/
http://www.avclub.com/articles/what-makes-music-boring,65075/
(The rest will complain about how there’s not enough metal—though for these people, there’s no such thing as “enough metal.”) Amen to that!
Ok peeps, you were warned. It’s movie time
Today’s movie ts The Beacon
The DVR writeup: grieving parents Paul and Bryn Shaw are haunted by the ghost of a young boy after moving into an old apartment building in order to recover from the disappearance of their son
No nudity. Hmmmm
Cue creepy music over the credits. Blech
Hey, Michael Ironsides is in this movie! I like me. Ironside
Riot sly? Your going to change Mr. To me?
God I hate auto correct
Don’t forget to flush the toilet. All secrets are reveled in… Flush
They’ll take it
She flashed the movers
A box of stuffed animals
I have my doubts an astronomer would have such a small telescope
*cough*
The door opened by itself
How strange
He has shaving cream on his ear
Ouch
That wasn’t nice
I don’t think cameras go in the fridge
She’s being watched
Crazy ologies
I dont think he’s wild about his office mate
Peasants!
Wil is a good ol’ southern boy
The picture reveals a child
Runawa apple!
Michael!
To the victor go the spoils
Your name’s not Victor, it’s Paul
Spider legs is coming onto the hubby
Naked bathing
Liar! It was Vanessa
She dreams of her son a lot
She also wakes up alone a lot. Why don’t they get up together?
Dancing dames
Elevator surfing
Who is that strange man no one else sees?
Chasing the creepy little boy
The apartment’s empty…
Ah yes, the old cleche, mom is on medication from trauma so no one believes her when she saw something
Flirt
Hubby sister talk
Back story time
Really? That’s how he died? How… Forced
Good boy bad man
Poor Brynn, nobody believes her
She’s waking up alone again
Giving Vanessa a ride
*cough*
The cops don’t agree
Creating a diversion
Now she’s an investigator
Mr.Nash is the crazy stalker
Ok, that’s a little freaky
Death in the bathtub
They mostly build lives for themselves… Mostly
Looking for a new apartment
Getting it on
Really? Really?
Halloween
Para theological
Open scissors are a cross
Suicide ghosts are more dangerous than normal ghosts
Suicide Kings are pretty mild though, unless they are designated the wild card.
I’ve got to get a message to you
Brynn’s mad now
Eurekaseeker? What happened to google.
Vanessa, you kinky thing, you
Now Vanessa’s angry
They still haven’t fixed the mirror
There’s got to be safer ways to have a cross
Oh oh. Simon spilled the beans
This movie is going nowhere very slowly
Those are some props
Hubby is tempted
Oh oh
Ah ha!
I don’t have a liquor cabinet
I think Paul is right
Sister sees evil ghost
Really, is she really that dense?
Oh my god, that’s funny
Screw the lease!
No family’s this unlucky
The twist!
Educate me.
We’ve been over this before
Chasing Ronnie
Brynn is losing it
Ok, this is just getting silly
Vanessa is just evil
They left Ty alone
Ummmm
Excuse me?
This movie really took a turn to silly
I’m having a lot of trouble describing what I’m seeing. It’s all so… Silly
Vanessa’s back
Poor Michael ironside relegated to these types of movies
iOS 5.0.1 didn’t fix battery drain issue, as I can attest:
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13579_3-57323047-37/ios-5.0.1-didnt-fix-battery-drain-bug-say-some-users/
Scissors are not the best suicide method in my mind
An, mistaken identity
And the story continues
Everybody has a soft spot (ironically) for badass Michael Ironsides. Even his name is badass.
He’s another Canadian export you know
Might be time to re-watch “Scanners.”
Tim Thomerson is awesome too, but not nearly as badass.
The movie is over.
My thought: this was a very mediocre movie. However it all became worth it to see the rise of the suicides. Really, that silliness at the end, made a meh movie fun. I don’t think it was intentional but still…
Thinking about making a trek to Paradise Mall for lunch.
Time for lunch. Then I think I need to kill me some bandits
The Hunger Games trailer looks good! If you haven’t read the books, I recommend:
http://boingboing.net/2011/11/16/trailer-tuesday-the-hunger-ga.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29
Late edition to UHF-palooza:
http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2011/11/16/Victoria_Jackson_Launches_Antigay_Talk_Show/
Do not watch the video. Just don’t.
Yet I can’t stop watching.
WooHoo! The Gay People have All The Control.
Look out, bitches.
Of Hollywood?
For starters.
Fo-to-graf someone’s ho-mo-sexual wedding!
“If a church doesn’t believe that [a same-sex couple should marry] then trying to force the government to make them bend their beliefs is just as wrong as they say bringing religion into schools or praying out in public,”
Wait, the government can make churches retcon their beliefs with legilation? Can we get the government to require those churches to reconcile their sermons with carbon dating? “Carbon dating is wrong, you can’t make be date carbon, you go straight to hell for dating carbon!”
“bend”
That’s “bent.”
Crap joke alert:
One of the 7 dwarfs has been arrested for having sex with a giraffe. He said the other 6 put him up to it.
I have an irrational fear of running out of things to say to a person I’m beginning to like.
Van, you know I have same…. uh…. um… right.
(You’re a witty, interesting, intelligent guy, Van.)
agree!
Van, I agree with the above also. I find you interesting.
Thank you all,’I wasn’t fishing, just getting to know someone and my insecurities are coming to the fore.
I think you should show her some of your photographs – you have an awesome eye. And maybe go to a noisy bar!
😉
went to put my Skyrim statue away but he was too big. I actually had to lower a shelf in the case so he could fit in. I loves my dragon.
Next to the blue one?
No Rhett. Brala (the blue dragon) sits atop a cupboard in my kitchen making sure I don’t mess up. This new one (don’t have a name yet), went downstairs with the other special edition game stuff I’ve gotten over time.
Oh…. My…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lUvqBzxufk
SFW….ish. Prolly not.
Why?
You know why
I got as far as the words: “Shrimp Coat”.
Yup… in your shrimp coat
Two “interesting” items:
1) I re-upped my Evil, Inc. benefits today. I can now cover my same-sex domestic partner on my medical and dental.
2) I just started Season 4 of BSG on the elliptical this morning. Razor was great, and not just for the lesbian storyline. It’s weird to be watching that and the current season of Dexter, where EJO is much older and heavier and freakier, at the same time.
1. No shit?!?!!? Hooooray!
2. I have not seen currect dex yet. Waitig til its over to watch all at once
1. Can they truly be called “Evil” now? Maybe just, “Sorta Evil.”
Agreed.
Mostly Evil?
No, it’s still evil!
Cool idea:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/251588730/kicksat-your-personal-spacecraft-in-space
I think that link is way more popular than this one.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/251588730/kicksat-your-personal-spacecraft-in-your-basement
I want to do a deadpan fleet, then we could have little chips broadcasting “Deadpan is the motherfucking way!” all over the sky 😀
now if I could only find that winning lottery ticket…
ZP puts the boot in to Uncharted 3:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/4972-Uncharted-3-Drakes-Deception
Who do that Ruutu that Ruutu do so well?
At last, my copy of Skyrim has arrived on the slow boat. Installed and running.
Good thing the dragons didn’t escape and burn down the boat.
Happy birthday to RapidEye!