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Oh yes I did!
Hey Panites and Mr. Mangan, I’m open to a threesome (Earbuddies) if needed, btw.
I want a quickie with Bob! Oh wait, wrong podcast…
Wha? Who? Huh?
Deadpan on a Tuesday? Well alrighty, then!
NObody expects the Spanish Inquisi…er, the Tuesday Deadpan!
I’m in shock, I need to lie down.
Yuck. I just sneezed on my ipad
Is there an App for that?
No, but windshield wipers wouldn’t hurt
^ Possibly the greatest comment(s) of all time.
Since Jack never remembers to post them, here are the show notes for this week:
Tuesday is the new Thursday
The Energizer Bunny
Ed from Texas
John Boze (first of the week)
Ear Buddies starting soon. Let Jack know if you want to join in.
The next Deadpan will be kid friendly
Don’t forget the High Fidelity Palooza. Would end of February or early March work for you? Let Jack know.
Send in content: 480-788-JMDP(5637) or e-mail: sphericaljackmatgmaildotcom
Yesterday’s album ripped to mp3 was The Talking Head’s “Stop Making Sense”. Don’t know what today’s will be.
This process is rather cumbersome. I have to grab the entire Album side using Audacity. Then I have to go in and break song out and save it as it’s own mp3 file. THEN, I can import it into iTunes … except quite often iTunes won’t import the files … so I have to burn them to a CD. Once they are on a CD … THEN iTunes will import them.
You have to be really stubborn to want to convert your entire album collection to a digital format.
Wouldn’t it be better to convert them to WAVs (or whatever the Mac equivalent of uncompressed audio standard is) before burning to CD?
I susposed it will depend on your setup and how badly scratched your albums are, but compressing the twice would lead to a drop in quality.
Joe: What version of LAME are you using? I’ve never had a problem importing the files into iTunes after I’ve split the songs. Of course Audacity’s tagging sucks, so I have to fix the tags before I import, but I’ve never had to put the songs on CD first.
oooooh, today’s payday. I wonder what I can spend money on…
This new date might skew my numbers a little bit for a month or two. Regardless, 2011 had about 30% fewer than 2010 over all. January 2012 is also down a bit over January 2011. Step it up Deadpan!
Maybe I’ll do a play by play on Thursday.
I’m in for a random Earbuddies, also have a nonrandom song I’m going to be exchanging with Amy Bowen soon…
I have a sudden attack of deja vu.
Damn. My boss just called. Bonuses are down quite a bit. Oh well, I have a feeling we’re still getting a Bowflex in the near future.
that’s right it’s Thursday….wait. I’m confused.
Hey, what? WTH! It’s not Thursday?!
Time for a walk
Walk like an Egyptian.
*drag* *scrape* *moan* “braaaaaaiiiiinsssss”
Mummies are just zombies tangled in toilet paper, right?
Walk this way.
Like Evo’s ego can’t get any larger…
We’ll have to let Wheaton know Evo’s just a shuckster 😉
Kidding, that’s a cool shoutout for him.
I wanna be an ear buddy again! I’ve got Wesley Willis all queued up and ready to go! WOO WOO!
Is it Thursday yet?
Just got back from the eye doctor. The girl at the front desk was telling me how she can’t drink milk because it “gives her the poops”. I just don’t think I’m close enough to my optometrist’s secretary to want to know that kind of information.
Awesome! Bioshock beer!
So long as I’m not contaminated by Rand-ism, I’d be willing to try it. 🙂
Dragon Age’d Porter?
Mass Effect’ed high gravity IPA?
I’d like those too! 🙂
Pintsize & Winslow plushies!
CP: 90-Mile Water Wall — The National
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wait.. when did this happen?
Your comment is awaiting moderation. – is this because I’m using a different email address on some posts?
JR, your comments are free! As free as the wind blow, as free as the grass grows.
You know, I don’t know if my internal clock is going to be able to cope with the change of schedule…..
More towards their world takeover, Starbucks is opening a bunch of stores I’m Mumbai
That’s a Venti double-soy no-whip Cylon with room, to you, mister.
CP: Tomorrow, Wendy — Concrete Blonde
Well ‘The Grey’ was not too bad, downbeat all the way baby!
Perhaps they could have lightened the tone by reuniting Liam Neeson with Ahmed Best.
Sigh… You only remind me that I have to take Fox to a 3D movie soon.
Normally I wouldn’t mind but…
How appropriate that the day before I get hired permanently at the job I’ve been temping at I get really pissed off at a coworker.
Fuck I need a beer. Luckily I have a Winter Lager from Mustang
Having CJ would be better…
… and having a beer AND CJ … priceless
Aww, you do have me, Ralph :heart:
Yes, leave it to faux news to feel threatened by sculpted foam and felt.
BTW – Ms. Piggy FTW!!
“That’s almost as laughable as accusing Fox News..you know…of being news,” Ms. Piggy said.
Sorry for chiming in so late. I would love to to the ear buds exchange again.
Oh, you know, I may have misunderstood this time. I thought we were just swapping ears. You know, everyone gets some corn from their local farmer’s market, vacuum seals it and sends it off to their buddy to compare.
Though, Jack’s way is probably best. I hate corn, anyway.
Has anyone seen Ed’s coat?
I know I keep not managing to be as regular here as I’d like to be (or even at all) and to be sure, most of you will look at me with raised eyebrow thinking “who is that again…?”). But if you’ll have me, I’d love to be part of the Ear Buds thing.
In the meantime, I’ll be trying to knock out my reading to fit in High Fidelity before the big event, and if anyone wishes to quiz my bona fides, I’ll happily submit to questioning. (Because sometimes the best way to get to know someone is vigorous interrogation…)
Here I am, at my desk at 5:30 in the morning. Why am I hear so bloody early. Stupid month end.
My cat is made at me. She doesn’t understand why I’m not her personal slave like most days.
Crap joke for the day:
Called my boss earlier & said I won’t be returning to work tomorrow because I’ve got vaginal issues. He said “For fucks sake you’re a man”. I replied “Yes but you’re a cunt”
My daughter is just weird. She sent me an e-mail. The subject line was. “the Truth”. The contents:
“I don’t really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when I quoted forest gump outside of your office and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I’m sure you’re shamed enough to understand that we are related. I’m returning your letters to me to you, but I’ll keep The results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching, and by the way, I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.
Please don’t hurt me, Lyra”
Huh. That looks just like the sort of e-mail a computer would send out if it had been infected with a virus.
No, this is definitely the type of e-mail my Boo would send. Trust me, it’s from her.
By the way, this is the oldest kid. The one that turns 25 on Friday *shakes head*
She is your daughter… I’d bet her nostrils could also be seen as insulting.
Are the nostril hairs insulating?
Is that too insinuating?
Er, wait. Was that insulting?
*Pixie gives Bunny a giant, apologetic smile*
it was a long shift at work last night. Im awnry and punchy.
Don’t worry Pixie. I didn’t find it insulting, it was more in the spirit of the Deadpan. Honestly, if you didn’t say it, I’m sure someone else would have :happy:
In amazing and wondrous news, month end may actually be done by lunch time. How did that happen?
“Nostril” is a great Mad Libs world, by the way.
Holy crap, it’s been quiet this week.
MAYBE I SHOULD YELL MORE?
My tomorrow is looking pretty quiet so I plan to do a play by play then.
Ugh. Watchmen prequels.
CP: At The Hundredth Meridian — The Tragically Hip
I’m sure the grammar pedants will appreciate this one:
You guys rocketh. Thanks for all you do for :deadpan:, Bunny.
And we have a new commenter stuck in mod! I just can’t get to them, atm. (Hang tight, Mark!)
Ugh. Watchmen prequels.
Thanks for the welcomes so far (assuming this too isn’t stuck in mod mode…)
I’ve actually commented here before; it’s just been a *really* long time.
Been following things since the Wingin’ It Duel of the Fates bits, though.
Why has nobody made a deadpan intro out of that?
Because we’re still waiting for the Deadpan Vidcast?
Some of them would work in audio (the one where walks out on to the beach).
The “It’s” joke has been used, but never in that way. That would make for a pretty short opening.
My favorite was the one with Ringo Starr.
Time to dust off your mic Van. 🙂
Am I that transparent?
Well, I have to clear some space on the DVR so I’ll probably do a play by play both tomorrow and Friday.
You have four choices. Because WordPress can sometimes be flighty when doing multiple links, I’ll do them one at a time.
The first is TrollHunter http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1740707/
Next would be Red Riding Hood http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1486185/
Then we have Hush Little Baby http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1031294/
And finally Snow Globe Christmas Which I couldn’t even find on IMDB. The DVR said something about an evil snow globe where bad things happen in the real world when ever it is shaken
So Pan, which two should I torture you with tomorrow and Friday?
Saw that at the cinema, it was very disappointing.
Troll Hunter has got good reviews, maybe too good for a TEB play by play.
So by process of elimination, you think I should be Red Riding Hood and Hush Little Baby?
Welllll, I would hate to influence an artiste such as yourself.
Although really, you all know at some point in the future you’re going to have to lsuffer through whatever is not chosen for this week.
Ugh! People are so stupid.
Back story, we have a Muslim mayor. Personally I think he’s 100 times better than our previous white mayor. There is this Christian fundamentalist minister who has had run ins with the city long before our current mayor took office for doing silly things like going into city hall with a pa system and trying to hold a service during the middle of the work week. This week, after getting yet another fine and being banned from city hall for a year for, once again being an idiot, he barged into the mayors office and demanded an audience. He was asking thing like “why do you hate Christians?”. And stuff like that.
Personally, I don’t think it’s Christians he hates so much as idiots. I’m completely with him on this one.
Idiots with PA’s are the worst.
From your description, I fail to find megaphone man very “Christ-like” (the definition of being a “Christian”).
Perhaps someone should point out to him, the negative PR job he is doing for the Lord.
Christ himself did say, “Blessed are the loudmouths with megaphones.”
Was that from the “King Glenn Beck” version?
That’s funny right there.
I have a pepper steak going in the slow cooker. It smells good. I’m hungry again. *sigh*
“going in the slow cooker”
Just discovered he had died;
CP: White Vertigo — Molice
Sweet. Their 3rd album is coming out soon!
Also, the SOOOOOOOOOOUL Train has left the station.
ZP takes a bash at the latest Star Wars game:
Sorry Mark, you’re still stuck in murgatory. . . Just a bit longer until I can get access, I promise.
Keep away from the light! Don’t go into the light!
… and DON’T cross the streams!
Mark, we are just “Islands in the stream. That is what we are-no one inbetween.”
Er, I guess murgatory is inbetween us right now. Ugh.
Today’s POSITIVE economic news –
“Chrysler said on Wednesday that it earned $225 million in the fourth quarter of 2011, as the company capped its first profitable year since its government bailout and bankruptcy in 2009. ”
Bailing them out may have been distasteful (they have now paid back 11.2 billion in TARP loans) but it turns out to have been the right thing to do for the US economy as it has directly saved 10’s of thousands of jobs and thousand more jobs of those who sell goods and services to those 10’s of thousands of people.
No one new for sure if bailing them out was really a good idea so it’s nice to know when a plan works out.
I count roughly 5 or 6 distinct genres in this one song alone. I know it (and the video) isnt for everyone but I think its goddamn beautiful.
Also wanna thank ditto for his “The Pillows” link. Good shot Janson!
OK! Welcome out of murgatory, Mark Kinney!
Except…. what’s this “Dude of the Fades” thing?
Yay, I’m free, I’m free! And again, thanks for the welcomes. 🙂
Dude of the Fades… That was something about Jeff Bridges’ Kid ‘N’ Play Phase, wasn’t it?
boop boop bee doo.
Cuz I felt like it.
Hello unexpected unshow-ites!
I needed to share because OMG look at how bad ass this artist is:
I just had to share I was so blown away
Wish I could fly to Amsterdam and see this guys work in person. I feel like these videos and photos do not do his work justice. I would give my right boob to be able to photograph these installations… ok maybe my right boob is a bit much
“my right boob is a bit much”
Oh yeh, the Art was amazing as well!
Now, about those boobs …
Welcome (back), Mark! So happy to see all the new commenters around here lately! :happy:
Re: Podcasting Eating Itself
I don’t know if it happened on a certain podcast yesterday or if it was averted, but it was more resolution than I expected in itself…
Did you hear a ‘burp’ after the event?
Alright, today is Thursday….but we’ve already got the new Deadpan.
I’ll say it the other thousand times in my head to get it 🙂
Oh, and Welcome, Mark! Always remember, you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. But you can always leave a comment, or let us know about a comet, or even a dasher or prancer.
What about a prancing, dashing comet?
“He was prancing around on a dash of Comet. I told him to quit messing around and finish cleaning the bathtub.”
It is morning. That is all
I think I need to get a hair cut. I’m starting to look a little shaggy.
Just a heads up, at some point today we will be watching Red Riding Hood. I’m sure it will be great 😉
If you like Dolly Parton here’s a couple of songs slowed down. She still sounds pretty good
Doesn’t Cthulu live here? I think scientists better be careful
“This is a huge moment for science and exploration, breaking through to this enormous lake that we didn’t even know existed until the 1990s,”
Wait … I’ve seen this movie. It doesn’t end well.
Stephen Colbert has been on a “one-liner” tare, sending out a stream of them the past 12 hours or so.
– “Mitt Romney will make an absolutely fearless Commander-in-Chief, because fear is a human emotion.”
– “No one should question Newt’s moral character. Especially since the answers will haunt your dreams.”
– “Mitt Romney does not want to fire you, unless it is absolutely, positively possible. Romney 2012!”
– “Newt Gingrich is a family values candidate. He values families so much, he’s had three!”
– “Mitt Romney’s favorite Star Wars movie is: all six of them are pretty good, which one do you like? That’s his favorite too!”
Can someone read the new Google policy for me and describe their new privacy infringements to me?
If you’d like to see an incredibly angry washing machine, watch this all the way through.
That was kind of surreal
I declare Feb 2nd as Zen Day with the eternal groundhog’s day eternal loop effect.
Let’s all just be chill. Stress-free. This includes not doing any work for the day, of course.
Well pan, you were warned. It’s movie time.
For those new to the Play by Play here are the rules.
Spoilers – yup we got those
Spelling errors – a given
A paly by play that makes sense… Ummm, no. Unless your watching the movie at the same time
Fun – meh, depends upon the movie
An extended version – almost certainly as WordPress likes to occasionally eat comments which will only show once Jack releases them
Silliness – definitely
Today’s movie: Red Riding Hood
The DVR writeup: Medieval villager Valeriemgrows so preoccupied with her love for an orphaned woodcutter that she leaves herself vulernable to attack from a werewolf in this captivating horror fantasy. Meanwhile, the locals hire a werewolf hunter.
Remember, this movie will captivate you. What it does after that… *shrug*
What, no nudity? *shakes head*. This will never be a good B horror
Frowny full moon
She’s a bad little girls
You can’t make a pair of boots from one rabbit. You need several. Silly children
Good girls aren’t suppose to hunt rabbits? Why not
My, my. Isn’t he just lickable
An arranged marriage
Wow, those straw piles are too perfect
Oh oh, sister’s dead
The parents don’t seem overly upset
Yeah, let the women give on their own.
The have a picture for each phase of the moon. A frown is the full moon
Oh my god, the acting is so… Great, yeah that’s the word I’m looking for…just great
Leave her alone, Peter
Coroner? There was no coroner on Battle Star Galactica
Wait, what? I thought it was a werewolf, not a vampire
Ah, noting like an angry mob to mke things right
You were told to stay home
You know, we’re 20 minutes into the movie and she hasn’t worn a stitch of red yet
All sorrows are less with bread
What the hell does that mean?
I think grandmother’s evil. She certainly puts out that kind of vibe
Awww. I think the wolf is cute
Now she’s the woman in red
The mob celebrates
Because that’s not creepy at all
The werewolf hunter arrives
That looks like an act to me
Why is the carriage shaped like a full sized elephant? That’s just weird
It’s a blood moon. Be afraid
I just love it when movies change traditional knowledge
Tigh has doubts
Poor put upon Claud
Ok, they’re spending way too much time on this party. Time to move the story along
Not smoothie, smoochie. Damn iPad and autocorrect
Really, you’re going with that colour?
Poor Teigh. He died
For an experienced werewolf hunter, he’s not very good
He did warn them
She speaks werewolf
They’re packed in like sardines
The priest reminds me of Liam Neeson
Or Leslie Nielsen from “Repossessed”?
Really, are you that dumb?
Death to all wounded!
Ah, the false trail. We all know he’s not really the werewolf
She suspects everybody with brown eyes now. That’s half the village
Poor Claud. Killed by the elephant’s side
That’s just mean
He’s a bad, bad, priest
Ha, she’s been caught out!
So let me guess, he’s the sparkly vampire, and the other one is the werewolf. I think if heard this plot before
See, making accusations doesn’t help
Asking for daddy’s blessing
Grandma and Henry argue
Rounding up the relatives
Now we wait
Time to retreat
That’s right, make the women deal with the fire while you gawp
He bit his arm off
That’s what you get for killing his brother
Traveling thought he forest in her red cloak, carrying a basket of goodies
Stupid Valerie, he’s not the wolf. It’s too obvious
Yuck! At is the grossest soup I’ve ever seen
Hah! Daddy knows
Is it wrong that I’m on the wolf’s side?
That’s just yuck too
They look clod
Clod = cold
My thoughts. This movie was cleche, the acting was mediocre but you know what, I liked it. This was very much one of the better B’s I’ve seen recently
But will it be worse than the 2 upcoming Snow White debacles?
Nothing is worse than K Stewart
By the way, I do want to give a shout out of support to my Deadpanite brethren dealing with major life stress.
I’m here, we’re here. Whatever you need.
*hugs* to all
Censers are detecting signs of intelligent life Captain!
Censors? We don’t need no stinking censors!
Heavy snow, strong winds and cold temperatures will take over overnight. Locations along the Front Range will see 6 to 18 inches of snow. The heaviest amounts will be east of the metro area. Lighter amounts will fall near Fort Collins and Greeley, while Denver will be right in the middle of that range.
*prepares to deploy “Fuck this Bullshit” attitude*
Point of clarification?
What attitude are you using now?
Fair question! I’m currently employing the “Bullshit…Fuck this!” attitude.
I can see how youd be confused 😉
Just don’t send it here
But you’re so good at having snow!
Well Pan I’m back in Scotland and strangely enough (as it was predicted by weather reports) no snow.
No snow here either, weird.
Al Pacino will be sad.
Lo Pan, did you put Texas on my Righteous Babe?
I dont…think… I know?
Sorry if this is a repost, but I just saw on FB that ditto’s mom passed away.
Thoughts upon thoughts to you, my friend
I saw it on FB too. ditto mentioned that he will be away for a while.
Thoughts and condolences sent in that direction. I’m so sorry to hear 🙁
My thoughts and sympathies are with David, T-Cat, and their entire family.
Avs suddenly impotent. Jesus guys, ONE goal please?
And yet Sam Gagner had 8 points all by himself tonight for the Oilers.
Great nesting monkeys?
gnu’s necking muchly?
Geese noshing melons?
(note, I do know what Jack meant, honest)
Ghastly noble monsters?
*hugs* ditto 🙁
Today’s positive US economic news.
– The U.S. economy added 243,000 jobs last month, more than doubling expectations for a gain of 121,000 jobs.
What’s more, the unemployment rate slipped to 8.3% from 8.5% in December. Also, the previous two months jobs numbers were revised upward.
Good morning, DP.
You trapped in Texas or snowed-in in CO?
Snowed in today, headed to Texas Sunday, where I hear it’s 75 and humid today.
7 inches in Longmont
12 inches in Boulder and CU closed for the day
“7 inches in Longmont 12 inches in Boulder”
Oh the places my mind went :blush:
Essbee, is that a good thing that CU is closed today?
Pixie, mostly because my better half won’t have to risk the drive. Otherwise, I really don’t have an opinion on it! I know they don’t close CU very often.
woot. woot. woot
Ive decided to speak in only one word that is said 3 times today.
TGIF! TGIF! TGIF.
Great, great, great
Say, Say, Say
Michael or Paul?
Hey, Hey, Hey
or the Midwest variant… Hay, Hay, Hay.
Don’t forget, after lunch we’re watching Hush Little Baby
I leave my first job, after working 13 hours to arrive at my second job to take care of a few personal items and I get attacked for not wanting to debate eugenesis and Planned Parenthood with my IT Guy.
Boo. Boo. Boo
IT guy has probably never even listened to anything they did before Abacab.
It looks like SBK just restored it’s Planned Parenthood grants.
It’s not clear.
Just read a piece that pointed out the wording of SBK’s statement did not specifically mention restoring funds to PPH. Left themselves an out.
I really lost respect for the SBK group over this one.
I saw a comment from Mur stating that SBK has never been the most reputable charity anyway, that their money allocations have always been a bit suspect.
This whole thing is sickening, really. Fundies are no fun.
Non-profits are havens for crooks and creeps with political agendas.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
More than Prudential Center?
Well it is in Newark. . .
Yeh. It’s quite a racket.
You can start a non-profit and make yourself the president.
While you can’t “profit” from the organization, you CAN receive a salary. A hefty salary. Hundreds of thousands of dollars in salary.
I’m pretty sure that was the idea behind George Constanza’s “Human Fund.”
Now I am off to crawl under the house and do some plumbing.
I hate plumbing.
I dislike crawling under my house.
I hate having to drag tools through a crawl space.
This does not promise to be one of my favorite afternoons.
SOO many damn spider webs under there.
Spigot has been cut free and chiseled out of the brick.
Off to the big box hardware store for a new spiggoht and spray foam.
My dad claims that spiders in the crawl space is a good thing.
Your father lies. Spiders are never a good thing
aaaaaaand who didn’t see THIS coming?
Remember the story we were discussing the other day about the Russian Scientists who were about to finally drill through 2 miles of Antarctic ice into a prehistoric lake?
Yeh, well …
“Fears held for Russian scientists” (not heard from in 5 days)
tgey should be ashamed to have suffered such a well trodden genre fate.
“Temps are dropping below [minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit]…”
This bothers me. -40 is the same whether it’s Fahrenheit or Celsius.
yes, yes, the missing scientists bother me too but, lets face it, we all knew that was going to happen.
Ok Peeps, you were warned. It’s movie time!
Today’s movie is “Hush Little Baby”
The DVR write up: a woman believes her infant daughter is demonic, but can’t get anyone believe her.
Oh good, a new and fresh story line
Just to mix Inge up, I’m going to do this play by play ea “when I …”. I’ve only done this format once before so, even if the plot is trite and over used, maybe I won’t be.
Pressing play now…
When I make a b horror, I won’t show any unclothed squishy bits either.
Oooooo, I want to play by a stream wi my blue ball too!
^over estimates the fun of a blue ball.
Bur I won’t be so dumb as to leave my mother’s sight. I’m smarter than that
Of course, if my daughter did fall into the stream, I would dive in and get her. Not yell for help in an obviously deserted area
I definitely want a house like that
I like to smooch my hubby too.
I might take Rhett to a psychic, though
Look! My palms are red! Er.. read.
And I wouldn’t desert him at the shop before hand either
Of course, there’s no way in hell I’d go into some creepy room with a creepy lady. I’d leave that for Rhettro to do.
On a side note, if I haven’t actually seen this movie, I’ve definitely felt this plot before. Good grief ist over done
It’s been a while since hubby gave me flowers. I better have a talk with that man.
I’d react that way too if I found out I was pregnant. Sheesh!
Ok, I changed my mind. THAT’S the house I want
If I had another kid (WHICH I WON’T) it wouldn’t kick inside my tummy
Although, if I ever got a giant mansion, I wouldn’t build it on a lot that turns creepy at night
Oohhh, I want a double sided wall… Wait
Break time! Be right back.
Sorry, it was really bugging me. I think the movie this reminds me of is The Unborn but I’m not 100% sure. It’s also I did actually see this movie before it seems so bloody familiar, but I could be wrong
Anyway, I’ll continue on.
I’m so glad I don’t have a sister to patronize me
I sometimes cry for no reason too… As some deadpanites can attest to.
I don’t care what anybody else says, new born babies all look like potatoes with limbs
However, if I did have a kid, I’d want it to be as quiet as this one. No child is that good
However, I might switch to bottles if the kid bit me hard enough to draw blood
I don’t lie to my doctor by the way
Mmmmm, I like hot showers too
But I don’t scrub myself so hard I bleed while in there
I, for one, like thunder storms
Yeah, I’ve had nightmares like that too
I’d want my newborn to have a strong neck so I wouldn’t have to hold its head too
But I do not want to a psychiatrist who could be my twin
God I’m so glad I don’t have a mooch of a sister
And I wouldn’t lie to my hubby about why my breasts are sore
My baby wouldn’t drive a stroller on her own either
My nanny cam wouldn’t be creepy either
And you know what, I’d let my hubby talk to other girls without getting all jealous
I changed my mind again, I don’t want a house like that. My mansion wouldn’t be so creepy
And I wouldn’t see visions in my kid’s crib. Or let the kid push me down the stairs
I also like to think my husband would be a little more worried about me if I fell down the stairs
This commentary reminds me of the people seated behind me at the theater for almost every movie from 1988 – 1994.
I would ask for help if I thought I needed it
Who thinks it would be a good idea to tach a baby how to open the window?
I don’t like sleeping on hardwood floors
And I wouldn’t cut carrots while looking out the window.
And I wouldn’t accuse my hubby of staring at other women’s asses… Well ok maybe I would, but that’s only because it’s true 😉
I wouldn’t let my hubby commit me to a psychiatric hospital, even if I did need ot
And I absolutely would not have flash backs!
I tell my hubby everything. When he asks me things I don’t just say, “fine”
I also wouldn’t read death threats in my kids blocks
I don’t think I’ve been on a website about demonic possession. I may have to change that
Yeah, I would definitely get a new baby monitor
I don’t think I’ve ever been afraid of the telephone
I don’t trust wet kids either. They drip.
Unlike most people, I know what a light switch is for. Go figure
I would have happy visions. Not ones that kill people
I’m too much of a chicken to go into dark creepy woods alone
I also would drown in the middle of a waterless forest
My thoughts. First let me state Thai I acuually don’t think I have seen this movie before. Having said that, it was a very over used trope. If it wasn’t for the fact this idea has been over used, it was actually an ok movie
Water is finally back on and I seem to have no leaks.
Perhaps tomorrow I shall use the can of spray foam and try and fix the faucet in place. Now though, it is time for FRIED RICE! NUMMMMMY!
NO! No FOOOOOOOAM!
My pipes hold togetha long time!
Lacist – A person or condition when one is discriminatory or is discriminated against due to the lack of thickness of one’s laces.
See also: “Run DMC” “My Adidas”
Judge me by my size, do you?
Not to be confused with Korn’s “A.D.I.D.A.S”… a loathsome tune.
It’s cold in Bangor:
Wow, that’s quite the temperature variation between regions
In degrees C TEB, if the -99 was true the snow would be made from Carbon Dioxide..
It it Saturday.
I made pancakes.
I got back in my bed with my laptop.
I want to stay here.
I can’t stay here though. But it’s cold out from under the comforter.
Maybe I’ll get in the shower.
I’m clean now and listening to some Josh Groban.
It’s saturday, I’m having a beer with my lunch.
Boulevard’s bully porter in fact.
Bully that one! Taste treat!
Steinlager for breakfast for me. Not recommended as a breakfast beer.
Got my copy of The MVP preordered. Hopefully some day I’ll get to read this series 🙂
While we didn’t place in the Pinewood Derby, we did win a certificate for “Most Futuristic”
That’s a great thing to win a certificate for in my opinion.
Fletcher starts scouts this year. I’ll be collecting information on how to do this.
Please tell me it looked like a Taris.
Where’s the petition? What organ do I need to donate to make this happen?
Are you hoping to see a Weird Al nipple slip?
I heard his glasses might come off.
Apparently the first report said nothing of the scientists in Antarctica being lost…
“Fox News reported …”
I guess that should have been the warning sign.
Please excuse your normal Deadpan comments for this rant brought to you by the Madonna fan club:
If I read 1 more article about how Madonna represents the decline of the superbowl halftime show I am going to throw something at someone. Madonna has earned her place in the music world. Yes she is pop but she has proven she wasn’t a 1 hit wonder many years ago. I am not embarrassed to admit I worship her 🙂
This comment is Madonna approved
What about an Afgan Whigs half?
Finally got to get caught up on Chuck. Watched the last four hours of it between Friday and this morning. Feeling a bit weepy. Quite the ride, it has been.
I hope they can restore the dignity of the Super Bowl with another farting horse commercial.
I just wish they’d decide if they wanted to make the Super Bowl “family friendly” or not.I’m okay either way, just wish they’d pick one or not.
Watching “Go Daddy” ads with kids under 10 years old in the room feels awkward at best.
At worst, I’m wondering if it’s somehow going to get all the adult males in the room arrested on indecency charges.
So the Coyotes beat the Sharks last night. Did I wake up in bizzaro world?
They’re just setting themselves up to fail even more miserably against Detroit on Monday night, unfortunately.
Good thing the Red Wings are my 2nd favorite team. 🙂
We’re watching the 8th annual Puppy Bowl. Much cuter than that silly old Super Bowl
Boo. Hubby couldn’t handle the cuteness (and all the stupid commercials for the “Buddies” movies) so he changed the channel.
CD: Blue Moon Belgian White Ale
CW: The Super Bowl!!! :biggrin:
Also watching, and enjoying some damn fine burgers that I grilled myself.
I declare the VW group this years Superbowl winners
VW dog with the ending in the Mos Eisley
Overheard from my sister in law regarding Madonna
“She looks like She-Ra”
Well credit to Madonna, she’s put on a pretty good show for this year’s half time show.
I enjoyed it too. I thought Betty White was pretty funny too.
Hope this works from my iPhone
David beckam underwear (bought time someone other than go daddy used sex so obviously)
VW star wars
Madonna was freaking awesome
Her roman legions were awesome
I hope to be that hot when I’m 53 🙂 shot I just hope I can rock those boots when I’m 53!
But shot = shit
Stupid spell check. Shit IS a word.
CD: a Moinette Bruin from Brasserie Dupont
I’d forgotten how delicious this actually was
Definitely a good crop of commercials this year.
“Go Daddy ads seem to be for the 12 year old boy most of us hope to grow out of as soon as possible.” -stolentweet
What kind of guys does he hang out with?
We watched online, and may have had a different bunch of ads. Especially if Ed’s saying they were good.
The Cantina scene was the highlight for me.
I liked the Cantina scene, the Audi vampire ad (for the sheer memorability), and the Kia “Mr. Sandman” commercials. :happy:
I managed to avoid watching *any* sport all weekend….yah!
I’ll get my coat.
This horror spotted by NS on twitter:
So, did anybody actually catch “the bird” during the halftime show? Seems that’s all the news can talk about this morning. Nobody I was watching with noticed and I didn’t see any postings last night.
By “the bird”, do you mean Madonna?
Actually no, Ed. I wasn’t even aware of a bird-catching thing.
Crap joke for the day:
Studies show that during sex you burn as many calories as running 8 kilometres…..
who the fuck runs 8 kilometres in 30 seconds?
Looks like we got a dusting of snow last night.
My work computer locked up and I had to reboot. woo hoo?
I got nothin.
My XBOX red ringed. Good thing I have a back up one.
We’ve been lucky so far. However, we do have one of the newer black xboxes so I’m hoping there is less of a chance of Red Ring in the newer technologies.
I had one of the original white ones, it lasted about two years and died, I got it replaced under warranty for a newer white one that had an HDMI output, so that was neat. But it died after about four years. We purchased a black one with Kinect for our other television, so that is the one I have to use now. Like you I’m hoping the newest ones last a bit longer. Most likely I’ll be buying another black one once the tax returns come back.
Off to get my mop chopped.
“No one but ourselves can free our minds.” Bob Marley– Happy Birthday
I honor of Bob Marley’s birthday, everyone should smoke a big, fat. . . . brisket.
I’ve never smoked a brinsket before. Are they good? 😆
Incredible! Just awfully hard to light.
They’re usually really gnood, with the wright kind of wood. Possibly the bnest way to prepare mneat.
Lunch at Cheba Hut. Id like an Afghan Roach please.
How come, every time I get a hair cut more salt seems to sho itself in my pepper coloured hair?
Learn to love the grey.
I threaten to dye my hair every once and a while but then John always gives me the talk about loving me the way I am. It’s really hard to argue when faced with that.
Remember SOPA/PIPA? That kind of hostile web takeover has been attempted before, and will be attempted again.
A brilliant, bold statement from 1996:
So much useless beauty. These guys are my heroes!
If it turns out there is a reason they shouldn’t be … please don’t tell me.
J0e, J0e, J0e, you should know that as citizens of the internets, it is our duty and obligation to heap scorn and mockery on anything that anyone likes!
I may be late in sharing the awesomeness of Debbie.
Forgive me and you’re welcome.
I’ll add it to my pile of ‘Reasons why I despise eHarmony’
If you watch it knowing that she did it to mock eHarmony … it’s kind of funny.
Well, sort of funny.
Is that a WNDRWolf in Birthday Clothing?
Happy Birthday, should he wander through here…
Oh and if Facebook and Skype are to be believed, Wander Wolf is a year older, so Happy Birthday Wolf.
Happy Birthday Mr. Wolf!
Oh, in case anyone is interested in that grammar comic that was posted last week. Here’s the link to buy a print from the artist.
What, I thought the Wolf was ageless.
Happy birthday Wolf!
Oh, the Coyotes beat the Wings. Did somebody replace the players with Foldgers Crystals when I wasn’t looking?