The scrolling on Hundred was getting to be a bit much. I do have audio for release, including a bunch of Ambassador Travel Updates; I will share that audio with the world soon.
This one is silence. For all… you… sinners!!
The scrolling on Hundred was getting to be a bit much. I do have audio for release, including a bunch of Ambassador Travel Updates; I will share that audio with the world soon.
This one is silence. For all… you… sinners!!
1,467 thoughts on “One Oh Unshow”
I shall be quiet as a mouse, then.
Nope, not gonna talk. You can’t make me!
My lips are sealed, I tell you!
Do your worst; I’ll never submit.
gonna give you up!
He doesn’t like Coldplay’s latest album:
Well I f******g guess not!
good on him.
Soundgarden’s ‘Superunknown’ turns 20. bleargh. They just released the 20th ann reissue deluxe set. I love this album but I dont think Ill pick the new fancy package up unless I can grab it used cheap. Too many albums turning 20!
*whispers* Morning Pan
The new thread is here!
The new thread is here!
“The world’s first cyber sitcom”
Our travel email thread is starting to rival the Deadpan Board. I should start posting inane things to that and see what happens.
Well Pan I’m off to the flicks to see this:
Obviously ‘A series of unfortunate events’ was already taken.
The film ‘Walking on Sunshine’ looks it will be utter utter shite from the trailer.
Speaking of Ambassador Travel Updates: I just sent Jack an email with the two updates I recorded “offline” (out of my cell-phone service area) on my recent vacation. 🙂
I finished season 1 of Orphan Black. Loved it. Now to catch up on season 2.
“dont think Ill pick the new fancy package up unless I can grab it used cheap”
Bless you, sir
Snap Chat – relieving you from the unreasonable burden, that you might actually be held responsible for something you posted.
Have you been playing Doctors and Nurses over the internet again?
Not that you can prove.
CP: Road To Nowhere — Talking Heads
I must make a subdued appearance on this new thread.
The subdude abides.
How did that never make it to the Palooza list?
I think each of us could benefit from this article, if not now; then some time in your future.
Interesting ad campaigns for PornHub (yes, this is safe for work)
aaaand Pat Sajak jumps on board the express bus to Crazy Town.
Sounds like he’s a couple of vowels short of a clue.
For fans of music documentaries (or docs in general)I highly recommend “The Punk Singer”, the story of Kathleen Hanna. She was lead singer of Bikini Kill, Julie Ruin, and Le Tigre (as well as being a cutting edge feminist) before she abruptly quit music altogether in 2005. Wonderful. And on Netflix instant!
Sequel to the Neil Diamond movie?
working on a triple rum an d coke minus the coke. kraken!
It’s ridiculous that he never played for the Devils.
The Squid and the drunk octopus:
hmmm… seems a little fishy to me.
Another hubbiless evening. Sadness 🙁
What happens if you delete your recycle bin.
I hav no life and idfc
name of person who posted the original question
omg i didnt even see that
They are cleaning my streets. I consider that a true sign of spring :happy:
With a zamboni?
DUMB! ASS! MEMORIES! Nothing like texting “hey babe” to the wrong person. . . . Luckily, Lo Pan was the recipient.
Well that should get you an affectionate hug at the meetup
What was his reply?
Or did he give you the cold shoulder, and ignore your text?
You’d be amazed what he said he was wearing.
Clearly now I feel the fool for that sexting picture I sent in reply.
SO. From the files of “i dare you to last 30 seconds thru this song
I threw up a little.
Ok, not a little.
1:35 … but now I have to get a mop and a bucket to clean this up.
I have to recommend Bastille’s “Bad Blood”. It may be too pop-ish for some here, but I rather enjoy the whole album.
My fam enjoys Pompeii but I dont think we’ve heard anything else.
Not bad at all
The Punk Singer added to my queue!
I have to remember to do that too. 🙂
“best dad ever”
on a related note, have you had “the talk” with your kids?
My ears are being assaulted by Twisted Sister doing a cover of ‘Leader of the Pack’ on the TV.
I remember that :silly:
re-watching that video, I forgot just how… not pretty, those guys were.
What do you want to do with your life??
I wanna ROCK! \m/
I think Ill just come one here form now on whenever I wanna comment on one of Van’s FB posts….
Is it the heavy breathing that’s putting you off?
No that’s the good stuff…
I see Jack’s text still has you all aflustered. 😉
CW: Fargo E6
I was just told I’m listening to inappropriate work music:
Light as the Breeze written by Leonard Cohen as performed by Billy Joel…. Okay, um, sure.
Were they being facetious?
I’m wondering if they aren’t a BJ fan.
C’mon Lo. You can’t let that one pass you by. 😉
I tried!!! I tried… but Ess drug me in
Elder God or not, after too many seconds of that video, Lo Pan has earned himself a place on the “List of People I need to Slap in Ocotber” list.
Make it stop!
Sponsored by the Department of Redundancy Department
This elder god warned you… perhaps not properly enough. Such is the way of Ching Dai
I Ching, but only if I have a lot of small coins in pocket.
Who isn’t a BJ fan?
Indeed!I prefer harder BJ to slower BJ tho.
Lots of vivid imagery on the Pan today.
ZOMG, LOL. Van, you’ve given me days of fun.
At which point you have to say: For f***’s sake, why, man? Gwyneth Paltrow no longer being in your life is like having a 14 inch long celery stick that’s been stuck up your arse for years surgically removed! You should be f***ing delirious! This album should be a series of f***ing honky-tonk piano-driven upbeat bangers with titles like ‘Wahoo!’ and ‘Thank F*** Almighty, Free At Last!’ and ‘I Don’t Have To Knit My Breakfast No More!’, all accompanied to the sound of six-shooters fired into the f***ing ceiling with both hands! All your f***ing friends hated her, were you not aware of that? But no, Chris is sad, so on we f***ing crawl through the cesspools of f***ing self-pity. “All I know is I love you/so much it hurts.” (yep, that stench coming from Stratford-Upon-Avon isn’t the drains, it’s f***ing Shakespeare shitting himself in his grave). I’d suggest you drown your f***ing sorrows, Chris, but it’d probably be best all round if you f***ing drowned yourself!
This is the greatest thing of lathe week
Not valid music criticism, but still hilarious nonetheless. 🙂
For the record, I own a Coldplay album
We won’t judge you.
Well I say we won’t judge you but…
I own several. 😛
Coldplay? More like C***grey! LOL I can’t say I have strong feelings one way or the other about Coldplay, but the review was entertaining.
I own 2 or 3 Coldplay albums, so 😛
I own one. I think there was a time when they were uncorrupted.
Before you see the new Xman movie, here’s a refresher on what happened before…
Phew! 2 hours in the Phoenix sun just sucks the life out of you…
Glad I live in Glendale.
Well, you probably don’t have much to fear from Dracula, then.
Doesn’t sparkly Edward live here?
Our records indicate thats you are an unaffiliated elector. If you wish to vote in the June 24, 2014 Primary Election, you must affiliate with a political party that is participating in the election.
-Jefferson County Elections Division”
fuck you, I wont do what you tell me.
Thoughts on the indie game bubble:
its hailed no less than 3 times this evening. wtf.
Its almost like the hail of goals the Kings laid onto the Blackhawks tonight. wtf.
Its gonna be the worst final in years. I will hate each team… I know this
Hail Ming… Hail Ming… Hail Ming. Or is that not what you were going for?
Here’s what I learned today. Steve Jones of the Six Pistols fucked a lot of famous women. Among the notables admitted were Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Kelly LeBrock, and Nancy Spungen. The best part was he couldnt remember Kelly LeBrock’s name. Jesus.
Sex Pistols even
That’s spanning some decades there, too. Kelly to Cameron is like 1986-1997
Spungen was killed in 1978.
I had to google her..doh!
Never seen Sid and Nancy?
Nope, just heard Oldman was good in it.
More like Jett/Spungen in mid 70’s to present… but he wouldnt elaborate on who is the present. Heh. Guy is a rock star thru and thru still to this day.
I’m getting spam emails from a company that sells diesel powered generators.
I suppose it makes from Nigerian billionaires and Viagra ads.,
They are way too good for this kind on nonsense:
I think you aren’t the demographic for Jem and the Holograms. As someone who has the DVD box set, I’m kind of looking forward to the live action adaptation.
Ugh, I thought Josie and the Pussycats was the worst then along came Jem.
again, wrong demographic. I’m pretty sure it was aimed at pre-teen girls.
It’s a nice sunny morning
I didn’t meet mom’s boy toy. My grandmother was so stressed fro the move my uncle, rightly, said no company. After all, she’s moving to BC to die, we’d rather it not happen before she got there.
For some reason, I have this strange question bouncing around my head.
In the 60’s cartoon one of the lyrics to the song is :
In the chill of the night,
At the scene of the crime,
Like a streak of light,
He arrives just in time!
What the hell does that mean? How does a stream of light arrive just in time?
In trying to make sense of cartoon lyrics I fear you have chosen a path that will lead to disappointment.
Early computer programming practices?
Listen bud, he’s got radioactive blood.
And just what can a spider do?
Crazy weather in Denver! Lo Pan, any damage to property or peeps?
No just watery goodness…
Not even I would do that
We need to get Lo to sing THAT Meatloaf song…
2 out of 3 Ain’t Bad?
Paradise by the Deadpan light
We were doubly blessed.
You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth
Havana Bay by Martin Cruz Smith for £1.49 on the kindle store.
Don ‘t mind if I do.
Always shut off your electronic in an airplane (may be NSFW for language)
CP: Prelude 12/21 — AFI
Well done, well done. http://sploid.gizmodo.com/what-if-game-of-thrones-were-a-disney-movie-1579721193?
“It’s always 1994 somewhere”
Not bad. 🙂
I remember when they first came out and I desperately tried to get tickets to the “The Molson Ice Polar Beach Party”. Where The Fuck is Tuk, indeed. 🙂
Holy crap. There’s a documentary!
Lo would have a hard time interviewing her in that dress. 🙂
This is a softball:
You took the words right out of my mouth.
There’s nothing soft about it. Sweet lawd, dat girl!
One of the benefits of waiting to schedule travel until the new job started: travel discounts. Yay! There will be planning soon.
For the US Panites, is this what you Google the most?
I have never googled Paleo Diet, but sure see a lot of posts on FB about it.
I’m calling bullshit on this. No state googles “Thumb Wrestling” more than anything else.
On the other hand, I do google “Conjugal Visits” all the time. . .
I agree with the bullshit. My regular google search is “why does it only last 5 minutes”…
Off to see Blood Red Shoes. Should be rocking “all these people are 15 years younger here” time!
Least I can check another band off the list
Tell me if you see the Man with One Blood Red Shoe.
So I am only now hearing about this potentially EPIC Meteor Shower tomorrow night.
Thing is, it could be epic fail or epic win. There seems to be no consensus.
Calling Mr. Hastings & Mr. j0e
Cloudy, although over here wasn’t expected to get a good view of the shower.
I might have to get up early and have a look, if no clouds are present.
I could literally stare at Laura Mary Carter all night. Sheeeezuz
CD: Waiting for the new Xmen film to start.
Well that was fun, mutant in the post credits sequence was a bit puny though.
CD: Waiting for Captain America to come to the cheap theater. Yup Im that behind…
Speaking of 20 year anniversaries…
The sky looks all dark and ominous this morning.
A poem to show how messed up the English language is.
Actually, when I’m doing audio edits, I often have to get portions re-recorded because the narrator pronounced a word wrong.
Who the hell thought it was a good idea for the band to start at 11 last night when I have to be to work at 7? Bitch and complain, I do!
😆 Hubby and I get up at 5am so have trained our friends to not even ask us, if there is an event happening during the week. We won’t even consider it if it happens at any time after 7pm.
Yeah but I’ll miss out on a lot if I do that. So I take the pain! Take it, I say
“good view of the shower”
Your crap joke for the day:
The boss was concerned that his employees were not giving him enough respect, so he tried and old fashioned method of persuasion: He brought in a sign that said “I’m the Boss” and taped it to his door. After lunch, he noticed someone had taped another note under his. “Your wife called. She wants her sign back!”
CP: Zero — Murray Gold — Dr. Who Series 5
This is one of Kimmel’s best shticks. Constantly hi-larious.
Sofia Vergara’s was probably the best (cough!!!), but yes, he, Emma Stone, and Matthew McCoaughnannenengnyhehghy were also hilarious.
Does anyone else not give 2 fucks about Chad Smith and Will Ferrell’s “Epic Drum Battle”?
#@!?$#%! the RHCP.
Cross referenced social media joke!
I can give no fucks about that which I am blissfully unaware.
That a way!
CPIMM: Nothin’ — Reel Big Fish
“I don’t fucking care. I don’t fucking care. I don’t fucking care, anymore.”
Everyone sing! 😉
Oh you didnt mean out loud did you?
Currently Putting In My Mouth?
That Russian President gets everywhere.
Fun time working with Rhett to vanquish Rebel scum tonight.
Darth Vader can run, but he cannot hide from Wdsge and the Rebel Alliance!
Your crap bonus joke:
Do you know what really boils my piss?
The mother in laws kettle.
Saw this movie last night.
“God Bless America”
I thought it was good, if a little preachy … but then again, I had a lot of beer first.
*Bobcat Goldthwait screech*
I’m going to assume this one probably doesn’t feature Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
It was a very dark comedy. Along the lines of “Heathers”.
The lead character was played very low key and deadpan. Didn’t know who directed it until the end.
It could be a palooza film.
You know, with as much as I’m not in to twitter, I find that I just can’t get excited enough to watch videos of “celebrities” ready people’s mean tweets about them.
Some of this responses to this on twitter are unbelievable:
Being a virgin is no bloody excuse for killing people for fuck sake.
Yeah, I don’t think I can stomach reading anyone using this fucking tragedy to promote their own agenda. Gonna avoid the Social Media chatter.
On a lighter note:
On another lighter note:
This may be the funniest thing I’ve seen since the Honey Badger.
No? I worried at first that this was mocking someone with mental challenges, but as the video progresses, you see he’s jut a frustrated, short-tempered guy.
I could only make it through about a minute or so.
To me it felt kind of mean. He seemed to be a guy in need of therapy.
Maybe I just needed to wait on it?
just came back from the new Wolver… er XMen movie. It was fun.
Lo, how old will your kids be in October?
In human years.
she will be 12, he will be 8 and other he will pretty much be 2.
In elder god years….. 235, 189, 98
Ok, I was going over Cj’s hotel and I want to know why her rooms cost an average of $20 a night less than mine do? I may have to do some investigating tomorrow. It may mean cancelling my room and rebooking through a different way.
She said something about signing up for their free membership plan. It seems to take about $20 each night.
My unscientific research indicates that it takes an awful lot of oxygen for a dog to be exuberantly happy!
I kinda can’t believe I just got to the office to work a shift. . .
Those TPS sheets won’t get the covers on them by themselves you know.
In all seriousness though… supreme suckage.
I’m afraid all I can do though, is have a drink and salute you.
I believe the term is ‘fucking ugh’
Another music documentary highest recommendation: “A Band Called ‘Death'”. Not only the first black punk band, but they had the Ramones beat by 2 years. so punk, in fact, that they turned down record deal after record deal because they refused to change their name – hence the reason they went forgotten for 30 years.
That’s been on my to-watch list. Thanks for the Netflix heads-up!
I started reading The Walking Dead comics. Pretty good so far. Similar but some surprising differences.
I much prefer them. You did it the right way… I think reading the comics first is why I cant get into the show.
Looks like I will get zero enjoyment from watching this year’s Stanley Cup Finals.
you and me both, buddy
Perhaps you need to change the way you watch them …
make a drinking game out of it or something?
This was fun(ny).
Although, I have no excuses for A.K.’s outfit
Bank Holiday today and and I’m not working.
I plan to do very little.
Halfway through the doc, “Hot Coffee”, on Netflix streaming. It’s a pretty fascinating look beyond the hype at the facts of the infamous McDonald’s coffee burn victim lawsuit – – and more importantly – – the tort reform in its wake that stripped away consumer protections.
You know, just in case you needed to learn about yet another way that Karl Rove and Dubya made their careers and fortunes selling Americans’ rights out to corporate profit margins.
Sounds uber-depressing, but it’s actually more eye-opening than outright gloomy.
I thought “Hot Coffee” was the mod for GTA.
Mini dumbass memory:
Buying a ticket to see Fading Gigolo at arty cinema.
Pretty sure I asked for a ticket to see American Gigolo though.
The guy at the counter didn’t blink and just give me the correct ticket…
Nice to see John Turturro in a film that isn’t a bloody Transformers flick.
Latest MAd Men:
A song and dance number with a ghost.
WTF to the 10th power.
Sounds like Don should strap on the water skis.
Agree. I am one who does like shows that have this sort of strangeness in them … but only when they are show that have this sort of strangeness in them. When they suddenly add it 5 seasons into the show and just a few episodes from the end … it feels forced/out of place/contrived … something like that.
Some cool old photos
The pictures are great, but the author of the article is a bit misguided. They confuse professional photographers for “that person who always insists on taking pictures” with smart phones. They also seem to think that because they have never seen the pictures before, no one else has either.
Journey fans rejoice:
And happy birthday, UsedHair!
Happy, happy, joy, joy UH!
Thanks to all for the birthday wishes. I had a great day.
Happy birthday, UH! 🙂
Well, let’s not forget, he’s now the Roaming Asshat, or the artist formerly known as Used Hair.
In honor of his previous moniker, on his birthday:
(Note: Posting the link does not mean endorsement)
(Note: if you ever thought that a bunch of guys running around the stage in high heels and makeup was gay, it’s only because you haven’t yet seen makeup-less Kiss running around in sparkly confetti pants in full-blown 80’s hair band mode… how did we ever think that was cool?)
I’m not a great fan of memory sticks. The one I bought failed after a few uses.
Now one I borrowed has failed tonight, I may be jinxed.
Aliens – I’d blame it on Stonghenge
Or, running them through a washing machine might also be a plausible reason.
I believe the problem was that there was a Stonehenge monument in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
I did not realize Darren Aranovsky directed the movie, NOAH.
Am I missing a good flic?
I’ve seen worse.
Im dying here, ditto
I noticed all the comments were clean.
you know what she was thinking
Finally paying my debt for losing to the Ducks.
Last night we simmered brats in my annaheim/big jim chile beer, then grilled them. Awesome!
Wow I gotta get on the ball… I still have Finland to do.
Yesterday my Boo gave me heck. As she put it, “Why didn’t you warn me there was so much effing paperwork involved in buying a house?”
I laughed at her. She wasn’t impressed.
In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people… the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing…
Fascinating . . .
Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It’s just not really widely reported.
Talk about mudflaps, my girl’s got ’em.
Freddy Mercury fans cautiously rejoice:
CP: Knock Knock — Ramin Djawadi
Not listening to but NOW currently stuck in my cpimm: “knock knock knock’in on heaven’s door”.
Still remember my Dad buying the 45 and playing it on a record player that looked like a suitcase.
I remember those record players, but ours was mainly used for playing the Disco Star Wars 45 (and its B-side, “Funk”).
But, did you also have Disco Duck?
CP: Roc Raida: Riot Control Agent/Combat Stress Control – General Patton vs. X-Cutioners
CP: Modified Combined Obstacle Overlay (MCOO) …Or… “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Turntables” – General Patton vs. X-Cutioners
Okay … now your just throwing out random words and phrases!
Man I couldnt make that shit up… so delightful!
Yikes. The internets are a frightening place today. Be careful out there, kids.
Did Lo fill it up with random porn again?
Nothing is random! Er…
Silly Cynful. He said dangerous, not awesome.
Jack’s not kidding. What a fucking news day. jesus
Sounds like I picked a good day to avoid the inter webs ?
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.
I chose to play in the sun & water & see a movie
Speaking of words that seem strange together:
This one might be better than his first one.
Mother of god…
If I wrote a movie I’d put Ed in it as a tough and unpredictable but firm and rational ex-cia agent whose code name would be “Drake Deadlock” but whose real name would be Ed’s. Then I’d have him running around the world fighting other ex-cia agents gone rogue and 3rd world dictators and pharmaceutical C.E.O’s and stuff like that. No one would know who he was or where he came from, but whenever he’d kill a man he’d drop little hints like “Your credit card has been… de-Kleined”, or “The only certainties in life are death…and Texas”, or “Ed Rover Ed Rover send death right over…”. Yeah. Yeah that’d be swell.
Get Stephen J. Cannell on the phone immediately.
I enjoyed the scene where the evil overlord has Drake in an inescapable (or so he thinks) deathtrap and launches into an exposition, laying out all his evil plans. Drake Deadlock politely interrupts him and asks “Can we hurry this up a bit? I’ve got to get my son to soccer practice.”
Well, that just takes me back to high school. For extra credit in our high school physics class, each term the teacher would make up a contest – sheet of paper sail boats, rubber band powered car races, and such.
My friend Sherman Eng and I would usually team up. One of the challenges involved launching something up a ramp, aka an incline plan. Naturally, we called our device the “Eng-Klein Plane”.
You shut up! That was comedy gold twenty…dammit!
You beautiful dorky bastard, you…
Then they would quietly save the world with it.
McGyver was a poser.
Oh, and in the messing with your head department:
And I thought the drive to Jersey was long…
Fewer tollbooths on Jupiter.
It’s just a little bit wet outside
“It’s just a little bit wet outside”
R.I.P. Maya Angelou
Kudos to her for the inspiring, long life she led and the works she leaves behind. RIP
Holy Crap! Is it 9:30 already? Where did the morning go?
Did you check the bins?
I may have picked up a stalker on FB.
I may have to block her if she doesn’t get the hint.
I swear it isn’t me. I only threaten to hug people I’ve never met in person.
Poster or non poster?
Rather, commenter or non commenter?
Both, she has a very long name.
Yeah. Exactly whom I thought you were talking about.
My name isn’t THAT long.
CR (reading just in case) Turn Around Bright Eyes by Rob Sheffield. Only 20 pages in, but recommend to music lovers. This one is better than his first: Love is a Mix Tape.
Would like to read both
LeVar Burton continues his rain of awesomeness with this kick-starter project.
Also – the video is worth sitting through for the ending.
He was on Tavis Smiley a few months ago talking Reading Rainbow. It was a great conversation.
Anyone seen Wil’s new show yet?
Haven’t, but I did watch his interview with Larry King about it. LK be OLD, yo.
Watched it last night and I liked it. “Talk Soup for nerds” is an accurate description.
Looked for it. Not available in Canada yet.
Oh I’m gonna dive into this hard, yo. Love this film to death
Watching it now, he’s just landed on the World Trade Center..
I had forgotten how gravelly KR speaks in this film.
I saw a special screening of Escape from NY in the theater a few months ago. I want to be Snake Plissken when I grow up.
Snake Plissken? I thought he was dead.
CP: Batchelor’s Hall – Martin Simpson
I’m going to be in Montreal from this Friday to next Wednesday. Any deadpanites been there and have suggestions on places to visit, beers to try, etc? TEB, you’re only about 5,000 miles away. You should know it well.
TRA, I just read an article in Beer & Brewing about Vices and Versa – vicesetversa.com. The website seems to be in French, but looks like a place with an extensive beer list (32 on draft), good food, and live music.
I don’t even see a translation option for the Vices and Versa place. But it’s near a metro line and not too far from where I’m staying so I will most likely check it out. Thanks.
Montreal is a fun place, and I’ve spent quite a bit of time there, though not in over 10 years. I can’t give you any current info. Sorry.
But this may help:
– Rue (street) Sainte-Catherine is where most of the bars and fun evening stuff happens. If you head that way, you’ll always find something to do.
– Old Town Montreal has a lot of cool historical buildings. It’s a fun place to wander around during the day. I don’t know about at night.
– Mount Royal, the source of Montreal’s name, is a beautiful park and has a great view of the city. It should be a great place to hang out during the day.
– Unibroue is a Quebec brewery located in Chambly, Que. It’s sort of a suburb of Montreal, and is on the other side of the river (south east) of Montreal.
Be warned, all the signs are in French, though everyone speaks English.
Thanks for the Montreal info. I’m also looking into the Botanical Garden and the Olympic Park area. And a local friend recommended a good place to get poutine.
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT SCARLETT JOHANSNON SHOWS HER EVERYTHING IN THIS MOVIE??? EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!
Because we knew that ^ would happen.
YEAH?!?!?!?!? Well its happening again…
She’ll eat you up.
Speaking of… your personal maneater on FB is quite smitten, sir
I explained to her weeks ago I wasn’t the person she thought I was.
Today she tagged me with this:
I am wearing my pretty pretty skirt and pretty blouse..feeling lovely and flirty!
I hope she’s just taking the piss.
At least shes on this side of the pond…for now…
I said god DAMN!
This one’s for JJ:
CP: “We’ll Paint This Town”-Throat and Phonograph Fire Support Coordination Measures (TPFSCM) – General Patton vs X-Ecutioners
I’m going to call the local pop radio station right now to request that song.
I see what you did there… and its fanTASTIC
CD: Hedonism Red Ale from Ruckus Brewing
A bit over carbonated, but the overall flavor is excellent.
I saw a blurb that indicated LeVar Burton had hit his million dollar kickstarter goal in ONE DAY!
Score one for the good guys.
My name… is GEORDIE LA FORGE
Yeah this is worth it. cool stuff
Young people today are so stupid. They don’t even know which way to face the camera when taking a topless photo.
Holy douche alert
Next they’ll be trying to see how many kids they can stuff into a phone booth. Well, first someone will have to explain to them what a phone booth is but THEN by golly … a new craze will sweep the country. *yawn*
Cool homage to Ghost In The Shell:
Can’t access the link here. I’m being repressed!
Srsly – – that first one was excellent cyberpunk.
Hubby was grumbling because it’s raining and he’s suppose to attend a pancake breakfast at one of the schools. I laugh. I guess I’m not a very sympathetic wife.
Also worth picking up if you have an iPad :
..and another rather good freebie:
“Liz, would you say the breast is like a harmonica?” – Michael Ian Black
I don’t want to go out. I want to stay in. Get fings done.
(CP: David Bowie – Modern Love)
CP: Connection — Elastica
Two of the three requirements needed for boo’s house purchase are complete. She’s become a bundle of nerves. We are all on standby waiting for the meltdown.
I’ll be so happy when this is over and they are moved in.
And…. the Washington Post kicks the shit out of Levar Burton’s Reading Rainbow Kickstarter…
Started to finally watch True Detective. Will watch the last two episodes tomorrow. Then I will go back to play by playable movies
Oh look. The stampede booklet came in today’s mail. Let’s see what crazy food they’ll be serving this year
Ok, under the New Eats section they have such delightful s as: Bacon wrapped pork belly on a stick
Bacon wrapped corn
Chocolate dipped cookie dough on a stick
Not sure how they keep it on the stick but then *shrug*. I’m don’t care enough to want to go to the stampede grounds to find out
What the hell is a crocodile slider?
I wonder if it’s exactly what it claims to be.
And now the deep fried section
Deep fried cheezies.
I wonder if they’re Hawkin’s cheezies (Canadien), or Cheetos (US)
Deep fried donut bacon cheese burgers
You might as well just book a space at the hospital now. That way they are ready when your arteries clog
Deep fried cookie dough
Deep fried Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
That seems to be it for “new” deep fried item. Now on to the other silly food
Fried pickle pizza.
So what do you think a Kawabanga Corn Dog is?
Then there’s the “almost 2ft. ling sausage”
I found it hard to keep a straight face when I saw that one
Million Dollar Baby Mac and Cheese
Too rich for me
I wonder heat makes Polish Poutine different from normal Poutine
Heat = what
And a Poutine burger just sounds wrong
But, tequila fries might be interesting
Vicious fish on a stick
Unless it’s still alive, I bet it’s not that vicious
What, do they leave the bones in the fish before they wrap them?
Do I really want to know what a Crazy Monkey Burger is?
And, of course, the old standbys like deep fried pickles and deep fried Twix
The latter sounds about as disgusting as deep fried mars bars.
I guess that’s it for silly foods. At least that’s all they wrote. I’m sure there is a wide variety of other foods that will make you go hmmm.
The Hell of the Midnight Road!?!?!??!?!?!! YAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
CW: Halt and Catch Fire – pilot
Ah the early 80’s
Like Mad Men with the cool removed.
Bye bye Trucrypt:
Awesome Ass Memories…
*Fishbone’s ‘Skank ‘N Go Nutz’ is playing in background*
Son – ” Stinkin’ doughnuts?”
Me – “No, its Skank and Go Nuts”
Son – “Nope”
HOLY SHIT JACK (et al)… this bodes well. VERY WELL
That Patton is a tease.
When do we enter Berlin? Oh wait.
First we take Manhattan…
AND his big blue fwankler!
Is that Terri Nunn, lead singer of Berlin for the super-meta win, Rhett?
You take my breath away!
Hot Tubbin’ Time!!
Your crap joke for the day:
During a dinner party, the hosts’ two little children entered the dinning room totally nude and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening and kept he conversation going. The guests cooperated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening.After going all the way around the room, the children left, and there was a moment of silence at the table, during which one child was heard to say, “You see, it is vanishing cream!”
The Huffington Post publishes a lot of crap on the web.
It takes a lot to get me to click a HuffPo link, these days.
“Tennessee Man Had Sex With ATM, Picnic Table”
D’oh. I booked the wrong hotel. Guess I’ll be adjusting that this weekend.
Not bad for an allegedly stolen idea…
7 out if 10 but I guessed quite a few:
9 of 10 by guessing on most. Thatll be the most luck I have all day.
Apparently Van and I are the same person – 7 outta 10 as well with several guesses.
9 out of 10
There was only 1 I didn’t know, mostly because I haven’t seen that version of the cover before. The rest I recognized.
10 out of 10. Boo-yaa!
Rotten tomato incoming!
May be the coolest pint glass yet…
The shot glasses should have Robin on them.
And this drinking companion:
Brick Roll is free today:
A neat little platformer.
Definitely some interesting ones there. I wouldn’t have predicted that my Alma Matter was the biggest employer in Texas. If anything, I would have thought The University of Texas system had more.
Not surprised so many of them are government related.
Ditto on my state.
The largest employer in my state is one of the largest international food chain operators. That’s right, Pizza Hut, Wendy’s and Wingstreet….. There’s something very wrong with that.
Wait… which company is that?
One state away from you. NPC
Controlled by the DM.
‘The Mindy Project’ is surprisingly really really well done. Definitely a surprise Lo Pan approved
Only acceptable if there’s a Mork joke every episode.
No but Jonathan Winters shows up a lot in an egg ship…
CW: Crossbones E1
In my view it’s a bit shit.
This fucking 2010 silver vw Beetle packed with assholes and biatches just blew threw a 4 way stop and had the audacity to honk at me for nearly getting pegged by them. Seriously, had I not had my daughter in the car I may have done something just as stupid back to them… learn to drive, fuckers.
This species sucks.
14 out of 14 – – boo-yaa.
Only 11. I’m losing my gamer girl stats.
14 as well. Hogan’s Alley!!!!
12 out of 14
I’ve never played Hogan’s Alleyor Fester’s Quest
Fester was just an educated guess, but I’d always preferred Hogan’s Alley to Duck Hunt.
One of these days I need to get scales..just so I can get the consistency of porridge the way I can tolerate it.
Like Mama Bear’s.
..and off to see the new Tom Cruise film.
Emily Blunt all buffed up…mmmmm.
Let us know how Source Code, er I mean, Oblivion’s Groundhog Day is. This time around.
I enjoyed apart from the Hollywood ending which just cheapened the film for me.
Of course they could have been just faithful to the anime (manga?) source material. I await ditto’s opinion when he gets to see it.
Ah man they should have stuck with the novel’s ending fuckers!!!!!!
Sigh. No surprise, I guess.
Mild season 3 GoT spoiler.
So after 2 days in Montreal I have some observations.
They really like hot dogs here. Even the Chinese Buffet place in the middle of China-town has hot dogs.
I saw swings for adults on one street. Pretty cool.
Very hippy-like atmosphere. One park I walked through had a naked kid running around.
At night, the downtown area is phenomenal. Animated light shows on buildings all over the place.
Very cool. It would be nearly perfect if they didn’t speak french.
Have you witnessed or been subjected to any anti-English-speaking nonsense?
Not beyond general French snobery at not being able to pronounce the language. Everyone I’ve encountered has been extremely nice. Especially when I’m spending money in the bars.
Your crap joke for the day:
These two guys walk into a bar, and they’ve each got a black eye… The bartender asks the first guy. “What happened to you?”The first guy responds “I had a slight mishap of words with my wife.. You see, we were getting plane tickets, and the lady behind the terminal was REALLY big breasted and I accidentally said `Two pickets to titsburg please!’ and I MEANT to say ‘Two tickets to Pittsburgh!’ and she hit me..”The bartender looks at the second guy and asks. “And you?”The second guy responds “I had a slight mishap of words also.. This morning, while I was eating breakfast, I meant to say ‘Please pass the margarine’ but instead, I accidentally said `You stupid bitch, you ruined my life’…”
I literally laughed out loud.
T Cat distilled the essence of Deadpan: it’s a place where where share weird stuff we find on the Internet, talk about movies and music, and share crappy jokes. 😉
triple distilled goodness
It fits well! Although this has also often been a place for “Good” jokes and deeper, friendly, flame-free discussion. I think a lot of deep bonds have forged through these boards and the audio days, that would have been a lot more difficult through FB, or anything like it.
(Did that seem defensive? It’s not! Why would you even say something like that? You’re the one who’s defensive!)
One doesn’t have to defend the Deadpan. One just is Deadpan.
Jay Lake has died:
I didn’t know him, haven’t read his stuff, but I’m aware of his reputation, as an author and a classy guy in the community. He was pretty much universally liked and respected. Kudos to him for all he accomplished, before cancer took over. R.I.P.
The PS3 takes bloody ages to back..it’s only 60GB FFS!
Finally saw Capt America 2. I rather enjoyed it.
And then there was one… looks like its the redbox for me
I’ll watch it with you Lo. I think I’m only 3 movies into the series.
We just saw Thor 2 last night – enjoyed!
Haven’t seen that yet.
Goodbye to Anne B Davis…
I had to look her up… RIP Alice. 🙁 My condolences to Sam the butcher.
Oh, this looks like fun.
Disclaimer: bookmarking; I have yet to actually view the images.
Then and now:
Nice, bright, sunny day today here in Cow Town.
Ok, time to hit the shower.
We had new neighbours move in next door. Yesterday afternoon this kid of around 7 or 8 comes ringing our doorbell and asks if we had any kids he could play with. I actually feel sorry for this kid as our neighbourhood is filled with people much like us. They had kids once but now they are all grown and moved out. Our new neighbour is going to have a hard time finding kids his own age.
Even Dennis the Menace had his Mr. Wilson. It might be a difficult start, but once school kicks in he’ll be fine.
School here in Canada runs to the end of June. Not sure if he transferred or just took the month off from whatever school he was in before or is still going to the same school.
*shrug* Can’t say I care enough to find out. Does that make me a bad person?
Roll him up a character.
I think it may be time for lunch!
These four ladies make a quartet look fun
Pretty awesome photoshoot:
Well that was melon crushing.
Were you at a Gallagher concert?
Well there was an arena.
New CDN quarter is spooky
It’s a beautiful day. I think I’ll go for a walk.
Changed my mind about the walk. There’s some dark clouds rolling in and I’d rather not be an hour from home when it starts pouring
Maybe, in half an hour, I’ll watch this. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2034139/?ref_=nv_sr_3
I’m pretty sure I did the first one as a PBP
New Opeth!!! Accessible to all. . . I’ll withhold my opinion.
That’s a foot tread squarely in progressive rock territory. As a song I quite like it, but I like challenging songs from Opeth and relative to their past work, it is somewhat simple. I won’t criticize them for following a new musical path, I always appreciate artist expanding their sound. I may even purchase this album, it just won’t be on my “music to run by” playlist.
Ok peeps. Grab your popcorn. It’s movie time
Today’s play by play will haves posts of five words or less. Just to keep thing interesting 😉
Violence, coarse language, no nudity
Flashback to first movie
Go! Go! Go!
Who’s in bed with him?
Where’d he go?
Ok, that’s freaky
Old fashioned radio
Loch of hair
On a side note, it’s gotten really dark outside. The sky is all rumbly
She’s the only one left
Put the past behind you
Decide who you are
We all have pasts
Writing the demon a letter
The darkness is gone
She needs pants
More creepy masks
You’ve been missed
Creepy living statue
God damn it WordPress! I am not posting too fast. You’re just tracing too slow!
A fly went by
Or just od’d
Sounds of sex
I have a surprise
Don’t peek in doors
Hearing vacuum music
He knows where you are
Letting her hair down
I think you’re pretty
Told you I was nuts
That’s one angry gorilla
Baby phone call
He’s coming for you
Turn off the frikken light
Everything’s wrong with me
She’s turning all angsty
Making out laundry session
More sex sounds
I think she’s turned on
Ink coming out her ears
Not yet midnight
Sneaking out with the boy
Shot gun father
Only he can have you
The room is empty
Gwen wasn’t Gwen
In a week we’ll be dead
What an ugly toy cat
She’s dreaming again
She feels all floaty
The alarm didn’t go off
They see her
Stop the video
That video is not you
Timing is everything
Let’s go to church
Please show me the way
What a strange preacher
He fucked off alright
Creepy masked man again
The devil is planning something
Let me see
The flies attack
The prophesy is coming true
The demon loves you
Time for a quick break. Be right back
We now return you to our regularly scheduled program
What a creepy looking apartment
Finally, our first first death
Drink the devil’s root
Change of clothes
Must. Remove him
Strapping her down
The salt circle
The blessed salt water
Summoning the demon
She is that masked man
The alien within her
They’re killing us
Everyone lets you down
Take your hand
Out the window
The house is bleeding
She’s licking her face
I’m not Nel
The body count rises
Don’t drive by her
You know what, I kind of liked this movie. They never actually showed any violence happening. There was a lot of allusion to bad things happening but you never actually saw it. Sometimes, allowing the viewer to use their own imagination works better than actually showing what’s happening
1 day left in Montreal. Anything I should bring back with me apart from beer? I can’t find Romulan ale anywhere. Wasn’t there some sort of sci-fi related coin or bill that was talked about here before?
The $5 has the Canada Arm and an astronaut doing a space walk. *shrug* I know Lo has one. 😉
And of course, you need to smuggle out as many Coffee Crisps as your bags can hold.
😆 I’ll bring some in October
Oh, and say hello to The Roaming Asshat, if you see him. He’s apparently in Montreal now too.
That’s only minutes away!
If you were the Flash…
I don’t usually comment on the boards from my phone so it was still set to the old moniker. Apologies.
What did I tell you about pudding off the North Koreans…
I like the pudding idea better. Maybe we can send Bill Cosby instead of Dennis Rodman.
What do you get when you spill your custard on your crackers?
Puddin’ on the Ritz…
Being coated by Van is a true honor
While it’s not a Tor Book, I do recommend Hugo finalist Ancillary Justice. Hubby and I both quite enjoyed that one.
Holy jeebus I actually saw Cap America. I know not everyone here has so without going into detail… did everyone catch what was written on the gravestone at the end of the film? Genius.