This Unshow episode guest starring Cj of the Love Long and Prosper podcast!
Mighty Show Notes ’til You Cough.
Mighty Deadpan Unshow 51
The Deadpan Goddess graces us with her presence so we may bask in her glory.
Cj of the Love Long and Prosper podcast (http://www.lovelongandprosper.com/podcast/)
Discussing JR Murdock and his big truck (http://jrmurdock.com/)
Cj visited San Diego comicon (http://www.comic-con.org/)
The Palooza movie is Dark Star. Have you watched it yet? You have until August 25th.
A Jackless Palooza? Really?
60 lines part 3
The Energizer Bunny
Nomad Scry (first of the week)
Send in content: 206-350-Tomi (8664) or e-mail: sphericaljackmatgmaildotcom
Once again a big thank you to special guest Cj *big hug*
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667 thoughts on “Mighty Deadpan Unshow 51”
How many boards Could the Mongols hoard If the Mongol hordes got bored?
Does this mean the Deadpan is about to be invaded?
Not sure I could do that:
I usually wear my boots and even if they were off, I always have socks on, and even if I could get them off…
Sock it to ME?
Talk about the bleeding obvious:
What does do however is stop the phone from sliding on inclined surfaces..
SUE SUE. “Bumper” is misleading it should be able to take a bump…
off the floor
CP Mighty Deadpan
Cj, Don’t forget to also take names while kicking ass
good reason to create steam:
I won’t say the word “ten” here.
than I won’t make the “all the way to 11” joke
Wont be able to listen to the episode for another hour. Must take the car in to get the windshield replaced. It’s been cracked for a while but hubby wanted to wait until summer holidays to get it fixed. Which is now :cheerful:
My mom is weird. I got an e-mail from her this morning. The subject was “Next Saturday”. this made me think it was legit as my Boo will be in her neck of the woods next weekend.
The actual text:
“Urgent Warning for Next Saturday!!!
Aliens are coming to Earth next Saturday and their mission is to abduct all good looking and sexy “older” people.
You will be safe; I’m just emailing you to say goodbye…”
I just don’t understand her.
One more quick note before I hop out for a bit. Comments for July 2010 were 49% higher than 2009.
Thumbs up to the Panites
I take that back, not sure where my brain is today. We were only up 20% over last year. However, that’s still worth a thumbs up 🙂
Bunny, Any idea on how many more regular more regular commenter’s we have?
I know I am new. My first comment was at the beginning of September last year.
(waiting on hubby before we go)
reaper, if I read your comment correctly, than the answer is no. I don’t breakdown the comments by people, how insane do you think I am? I keep track for each posting (including the special post i.e. the palooza) and then add them up on my little spreadsheet.
Who did what is more work than I’m willing to do, sorry :cheerful:
Now listening to DP podcast.
I have to agree, Cj is awesome.
That’s a funny email, Bunny.
Keeping in mind some of us don’t get Netflix.
I purchased DarkStar. While I received notice it has been sent out, I haven’t actually received it yet.
You are awesome as well, Bunny!
and zoom… off to kick ass and take names go I.
Jack, you can count on me for your music thing. As long as you don’t expect talent from my end…
Bunny, I wasn’t interested in anything that detailed. Just wondering how many more regulars we have here compared to last year. I know of one at least.
Yeah, I can’t answer that reap. Feel free to crunch the number, though 😉
Bunny, I had a feeling that was the case.
Just had a packet of corn based, ring shaped, fried onion flavour snacks.
The packet may have more nutritional value than the actual snacks, but boy do they hit the spot from time to time..
Cubical War has a new weapon:
Does anybody else find this video slightly disturbing?
I think Lo Pan might agree
RA RA LA BLA BLA
Snail spit is my drug of choice
Bunny, Yes. it reminds me of Star Trek: First Contact
Finally an answer to the question, “which is better, cake or pie?”
Gawd I hate downloading shows from FPM…always fricking slow.
Oh you can put me down on the music thang Jack, but like TEB don’t expect talent or timing…
Bunny, wow. just wow. I would consider trying that if all the cake was carrot. I can’t stand any other kind of cake.
mmmmm carrot cake. But only if it has a real cream cheese icing.
whats the point of putting cream and icing on a cake that is supposed to be healthy..you may as well have the full chocolate (insert any sugary fatty flavour here) experience..
using anything but real cream cheese icing on carrot cake is blasphemy and evil!
carrot cake is evil enough, if it ain’t get sugar in it it shouldn’t be in a cake.
is that like jumbo shrimp?
Mmrrfphs smemapvpn :pan:
< /morning > please
I can’t decide if you’re kidding or not Van. :blink:
Today’s graph – A Day In The Life Of A Programmer v1.0
or maybe it should have been THIS link
Partly kidding TEB, but for me, carrots go in soups and stews and never ever cake.
Cj….youz rulz. That is all.
Carrot Cake is the fuckin bomb, yo.
Oh gawd, almost as bad as carrot cake:
Carrot Cake is the fuckin bomb yo.
Van: would you rather it be in pie?
Well I have a deep antagonistic relationship with vegetables so will refrain from further comments on this subject.
Not caught up. I give you:
justa J0e awesome graph and pic
Sid in TS3?
Jack…why you show that? Now I have to print it and put it in my cube
reaper: probably. Pixar puts tons of easter eggs in their movies. The Pizza Planet truck is in most if not all of them.
Knitmare on Elm Street
Van I never understood green tomato cake. My dad loves it but I never tried it.
a family who robs banks together…
AHHH it’s an hour from lunch and I’m hungry.
The biggest down fall of swimming in the morning.
*checks the snack drawer*
Some people here might enjoy this site:
so what to watch over lunch.
Babylon 5, Pink Floyd The Wall, or Dark Star
I have never seen any of these (minus most of the first season if B5)
ditto, Thanks, looks interesting. I have a new bookmark.
now if only someone would batter and deep fry carrot cake…I might be interested.
now I want a Monte Cristo sandwich for lunch
Jack: count me in for the song
Hubby and I just got back from a walk. Something we’ve noticed is this summer our neighbourhood has been lousy with crows.
Why for all the crows visiting us?
“Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right.”
Poor unwanted crows.
I too could offer noise for the song.
Like wolves, unfairly persecuted over the years.
I don’t have a problem with crows Van, just commenting on the fact there seem to be more than usual in the area.
And wolves are beautiful looking animals.
TEB: You sure your landscapers didn’t dispose of any bodies? 😉
Damn it, I have that Cure song from The Crow stuck in my head now…
Gaming sessions are obviously hardcore at the TEB household
“The release point”
“Thumbs up to the Panites”
I read that as Thumbs up the Panties. I guess I haven’t fully woke up yet.
Cheesey line from a song I heard earlier today:
‘I’m going to love till the wheels fall off’
More gay fun:
CP: Roll Away Your Stone — Mumford & Sons
Homosexuals are gay? Who knew? LOL
Dog hates dyslexia was also pretty good.
Yes us wolves are beautiful creatures to look at as long as that is all you want to do.
WNDR: I’ll be out of town this weekend 🙁 I won’t be able to make Saturday. I’ll be far away from technology until late Sunday.
Jack: Sign me up for singing lessons as well 🙂
CP: Drunk Girls — LCD Soundsystem
I feel the sudden urge to drink a lot.
CCH= Charging Chicken Horde
cold chicken hoggie
cylon chicks, hot
can’t cover hole
Crappy Corn Husks
Chubby can’t hop
My co-worker/trainer here says that this activity is amazing and I should try it.
Anyone here done this before?
The verbiage in this video will send Long Pan into fits of deviant laughter I suppose…
Clickity Clackity Hoo
CWH – another training for Evil. Wolves, get ready to eat me.
Yes, I did just say that.
Long Pan? have seen Lo in his birthday suit….
Crap I gotta wait til home to watch.
And thats privy info, Van…
Carnitas Chalupa Horror!
Just in case you need to learn how to tie a Windsor Knot.
SO is that safe for work then? Cool. Ill check it out here at work. Which its safe for, right? Cool. Ill check it out here at work.
It’s definitely safe for you Lo Pan. 🙂
Oh good! I like safe.
I’m up for the musical thing. I no longer have any musical instruments, but it will be fun to come up with an interesting way to accomplish whatever part I can get.
So, CJ got to play Dragon Age 2 at Comic-Con????
I really want to be happy for you, but insane jealously may win out.
I can only participate in musical projects if they include Finland.
Though, I may be able to make an exception….
I ended up buying Dark Star off of Amazon. I’ll have it Saturday. For some reason, even though it had been at the top of my queue for weeks and showing as available, it kept getting bypassed by other titles.
So what’s our Dark Star palooza going to be called? Beach Ball Bingo? Dark Star Fucker? Deadpan After Dark… Star? Dark Star Struck?
Are there Smurfs in Finland?
Wikipedia claims: “In 1995, EMI Finland released 14 Smurf CD’s, of which two received a gold record , eight platinum, two double platinum…”
Deadpan, the other Dark Meat
This is a beautiful piece of art:
Frankly, I thought ditto’s link was a beautiful piece of art.
Barrr on the Android is a fun little game.
ditto: very nice!
Dark Star arrived today. My darling wife made funny faces at me when I read the description to her. =)
I just returned home from a viewing of Inception.
Thoughts on Inception Cj?
Van, it was a fun ride… a little predictable… Joseph Gordon-Levitt won my heart in this film… hmmm
I’m not a huge fan of DiCaprio and his character was very similar to that of his character in Shutter Island – I’m basing this on a very brief portion of Shutter Island though, like 10 minutes.
Anyhoo… the special effects were amazing and the story intriguing and touching (at times) and …
Yeah I really enjoyed all the characters…
RE: Tape It Back Together 🙁
Divorce sucks for kids.
OK, I didn’t get all of my goals accomplished tonight.
Rhet: How about Supernova Beach Party
Planet Buster Derby?
reaper <=== just had a fit of deviant laughter due to Cj link and enjoyed Tape It Back Together
Who needs mood stabilizers when you have Deadpan links
Just in case:
look out booboo Yogi is hungry
thats about right:
on the topic of mood altering:
Great things come in bears. My mind is so sophomoric today LOL. or perhaps it was Yogi’s BIG smile as he was standing behind Boo Boo
JR, I never did say WHAT Yogi was hungry for…
Has this made national news?:
“The district (Milwaukee Metropolitan Sewerage District) released more than 2.1 billion gallons of sewage and storm water from combined sanitary and storm sewers in central Milwaukee, eastern Shorewood and other district-controlled sanitary sewers from July 22 to 25,(2010) according to the district.”
That is the important part of the article but this was not news on it own to our local paper(OK, maybe it was in there but on before page 10). The beaches are closed where this happened but the claim it is because of Sea gulls crapping on them.
This dumps in to Lake Michigan
I think the real terror of that story is that it made me realize that Milwaukee has beaches. *shudder*
Is there a National list of slumlords anywhere on the net, I wonder? I gotta put someone on it…
Lo Pan, Milwaukee as some beaches but they have the most under utilized lake front of any bigger city. Everyone knows Chicago has a lake front because they actually use it.
I desperately want to unhear a band.
“Planet Buster Derby” – Van wins. 🙂
Also today is my 22nd wedding anniversary and according to the internet I should give a gift of copper. I think I have 22 cents around the house.
Maybe not so congrats Mrs R, unless the price of copper goes up. 🙂
It is ditto, copper is the new gold.
CP: Little Lion Man — Mumford & Sons
CP: Suburban War — Arcade Fire
I call this a pretty good list:
one of the few I don’t disagree a lot with
No love for Planescape: Torment …the heathens
HMMMMMMM I wonder who “DJRM” on the Topless Robot comments is..
I sometimes feel like I’m extremely out of touch.
Like Hall and Oates?
I’m outta time… time.
woah woah wo-ohhhhhh!!!
Jack, I feel that say way when I hear some of the things my kids say.
is you favorite cake cup?
*dreaming about carrot cupcakes*
reaper <===== has time on his hands while windows installs.
finely a solution of this problem:
I have no hair so, No I don’t notice the 2 inches you cut off.
CP: LLAP 140
Thats where Cj is doing her business?
another fit of deviant laughter
if some of theses where real games on the NES…:
Woo hoo – Dark Star has arrived. Amazon rocks.
Got my BSG Blu-Ray’s as well.
Apologies to any and all who are waiting on me for emails or responses to emails.
Amy, if you’re out there, we’d all love to hear how your big night went!
Well Eclipse was ugh in the extreme, the only + was that it was showing in the arty farty cinema, so less than 10 people in the place.
Yep there Wisconsin is again in the news:
Maybe I could see a sex ed teacher getting boner meds but anyone else…
Erectile dysfunction is a serious issue, and people shouldn’t be denied help because they have stopped having more kids.
However any tablet that comes with a ‘may cause sudden death’ warning in the wrapper would seriously make me consider celibacy.
Know what else makes me consider celibacy? Women.
Awwwwwwwwww. COME ON.
You know, an anagram for “mwah” is WHAM!!!!!!!!
Wake me up before you go… go.
…bam thank you mam
You know, an anagram for “Vanamonde” is “A Damn Oven”
No really, go
Is it getting hot in here?
Somebody turn off Van.
Well, looks like some local businesses are expanding. Time to freshen up my resume. And by “freshen up”, I mean make it not suck. Oh, and make it sound as though I have a clue. This may take time . . .
One rule for the rich, another for the poor..
Long Pan? Celibacy? Women?
** Sudden urge to shake Long Pan **
I have a little grumpies… but mostly I’m happies.
Wow, Civilisation Revolution goes free for the day on the app store:
Let your fingers click your way to this strategy game..
Oh and if you prefer arcade games, Tunnel Shoot is free today on the app store:
There’s a bug in my bed.
The first time he crawled over me I … survived
The second time he crawled on me…
Here I am laying on the couch with a cat on my lap and my touch in my hand
Hubby will be upset because I didn’t wake him so he could clear the bed for me. I know I would feel silly, waking him up because I thought I felt something crawl on me… twice
I also know that tomorrow I’ll be sick as a dog because of lack of sleep but… there’s a bug in my bed.
Oh well, I guess I can take comfort in the fact I’m not the only one awake at 3:30 in the morning. I can hear the neighbours. It sounds like their party is finally winding down, though
On an unrelated not, I did do show motes for this episode but I think Jack must be sitting on them. I’m sure they’re comfy.
I suppose you’re wondering why I don’t just sleep on the couch
The tap in the kitchen is dripping rather loudly. I’d do something about it but kitty is sleeping on me and I don’t want to disturb her. It’s good that one of us is getting some sleep
Also, I don’t sleep as well without that warm body I’m use to in the bed beside me. I know this because on the ocassions hubby goes out of town for meetings I don’t sleep as well.
I’d gladly curl up next to hubby and go to sleep but… there’s a bug in the bed.
Sometimes having a phobia is no fun at all
Ok I lied. Maybe the neighbour’s party isn’t winding down as much as I thought
My cat is murring at me. Usually she sleeps with me on the bed. I think she’s a little confused over why I’m on the couch. I’m nit sure how to explain to her tha, well, there’s a bug in my bed.
I think I have to go to the bathroom. Maybe I’ll do something about the tap while I’m up. With luck, I’ll be able to get some sleep.
Finished Dark Star.
Well, the tap is no longer making noise
Haven’t got my copy of Darkstar yet. It was apparently shipped in the 27th. I wonder how long I should wait until I start asking where it is…
It used to be Bugs Bunny. Now, it is Bunny’s Bug.
It’s a tough call. There was a long weekend last week. That always throws the postal schedule for a loop.
I’m laughing on the inside, Scry
I’d wait till the 11th and then start making a fuss about not receiving my movie. My wife would have already asked the seller where the disc is. She tends to get better results, so…
My cat loves to knead my snuggie. Since I’m not wearing anything else, it kind of hurts when her pke through the cloth
I think there might be an o that should be added to my last comment somewhere
No movie grumping until Wednesday – check
Maybe add the word “claws” to the kitty comment too.
What can I say about my typing? I should really be asleep but… There’s a bug in my bed.
:grumph: I just lost audio again, have to reboot again, so I can finish watching Sherlock.
So the DS score so far is:
Yeah TEB, phobias are a bitch, I’m not quite that bad if the bug is small…I just get ‘the hoover out.
But fast running spiders give me the heeby Cheever ..bloody auto correct..jeez..
Work today – yuck. But first, coffee outside and a quiet morning.
Insert random weekend here.
insert lots of yard work here after I get gas for the lawnmower chainsaw and weed wacker
I’m sorry you had such a rough night, Bunny. I hope the hubby gets your bed debugged so you can get some sleep.
I would definitely still be asleep but, my daughter came to my bedside and said, “Mommy, my tummy hurts.”
Then she vomited on me.
So, while there was no bug in my bed….
I guarantee, my bed smelled worse for a short while.
God I’m so tired!
Sorry about your daughter Cj. Hope she feels better
I finally fell asleep (on the couch) sometime after four. I woke up again about seven, made coffee and had a shower. It was the son of the shower that woke hubby up. Hr didn’t even realize I left the bed last night. I should bite him.
However, when he found out what happened, he completely stripped the bed and threw all the needing in the wash an put a new set of linen on the bed. I love my hubby.
Right now he’s vacumming the bedroom. Although it looks like we’ll have to repace the vacuum if we want to do the rest of the house.
Hubby says he wants to get one of these vacuums that havethe ball on them. While I don’t mind spending a few pennies to get a good quality item, I’m not sure I want to spen quite that much on a vacuum.
After looking back on my last few comments, I have decided my touch hates me today. Good luck interperting
This weeks Haven was just dumb.
Last weeks Haven was dumb too. Don’t think I’ll be watching.
Been playing the 7 hour demo of StarCraft 2, I may have to put it on my birthday list.
Fixed the toilet for the 3rd time this year.
Haven has already started airing?
Wow… I’m so completely lame.
Yup Cj, I’ve just watched episode 5.
CP: Baker STreet – Foo Fighters
The original is the best:
I love that song. Thanks Van. I have a thing against remakes so I won’t be checking out the Foo Fighters version.
I just remembered that the default hostname in Slackware-based distros is “darkstar”. Coincidence? . . .
I think not!!!!
I posted this for EssBee but in case anyone on here missed it: http://twitpic.com/2cko3c
CJ, that is the most FTW thing I’ve seen all week. Very nice.
two tree stumps down two to go
Damn bodak reaver is kicking my butt!
I don’t speak RPG
Managed to kill the reaver. We found a painting worth 75,000 GP in his crypt. Now, if we can only get to a town to sell it…
GP = gold pieces for those that don’t speak RPG 😉
Boris Vallejo is still knocking them out:
I want to live in Marzipan City.
Rocket Propelled Grenade
Panzerfaust sounds cooker..
Really Polluted Gaming
Watching Dark Star right now.
it’s 83 minutes long……………………………………………….
That’s funny. My copy of Dark Star was something like an hour and twenty plus minutes.
Cj – That “Mommy, I feel BLAAAWH” is one of the things I am not looking forward to going through again. And I’m very sorry it happened to you.
NULL – Are you attending Pi Con this month? I’m 85% certain I will be going Friday. Saturday is still up in the air due to uncertain birthday scheduling for small humans.
About 40 minutes in and Dan is already snoring.
I’ve been deserted.
I just got “Gangster’s Paradise” stuck in my head.
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I’m a loc’ed out gangsta, set-trippin banger
And my homies is down, so don’t arouse my anger, fool
Death ain’t nuthin but a heart beat away
Cj – It gets more interesting after that critical 40 minute mark.
We churned butter once or twice
Livin in an Amish Paradise.
We’re all crazy Mennonites.
No Miner Willy…the bastards!
Time for the happy pills…
I don’t understand the electronics gobbledygook but this is cool:
At last, my network is back on line.
I hate it when routers go bad.
Thanks for the pic, Cj! LOVE IT. As I said on FB, if my boobs were only smaller, I might be able to squeeze into it.
CD: – trying to pick out music that will motivate me to get out of this chair and
“get ‘er done”.
BTW – Am I the only one here who had no idea that the U.S. performed 2 underground nuclear bomb tests in Mississippi? Ahhh those whacky 60’s.
The wife and I watched the “new” Clash of the Titans last night. Skipped it in the theater.
While it was pretty, overall I don’t think it held up very well compared to the original. Certainly a lot of story elements were changed. But, even beyond that, the story telling felt like a Cliff Notes version – I had to fill in things from the original.
My home is depleted of all things milk related.
This is not good for my home.
Grocery store, ahoy!
Except for American cheese slices.
I have those in abundance.
Out of coffee creamer however…
Nomad Scry: Holy crap. No idea that was going on. I’ll check it out a little later and give a thought or two.
I must agree:
Though, I had no idea those two movies came out within a week of each other. I wish the article had made a note of how they did a the box office.
Ed: totally agree
Nomad Scry: Wow. Who’s putting this thing on? They only have a “tentative” schedule up, ya know, since they’ve got so much time until the 20th. “Events” are “coming soon”. For the programs, Friday is the only day that has anything remotely interesting, and nothing that looks like it warrants any kind of currency-exchange. And of course, since it’s tentative, it could all change at the drop of a hat. No wonder I’ve not heard of this.
I’ve never seen Real Genius and thevinly think I remember about Weird Science was Le Brock in a Leotard at some point..
I’m home and my cupboards are less empty.
I haven’t spent that much on groceries in a while… that’s what happens when I’m not ever home I guess.
I spent $183.00
Saved with coupons $120.00.
So, I’ll call it a success.
Speaking of. . . . zomg, back-to-school supplies are expensive.
Morning Pan, if you fancy a bit of free open source platform gaming then there is Frogatto:
Even works in Linux JN…
Oh and it’s a buck on the app store…
Mr. NULL – I went to Pi-Con 2 or 3, mostly because Voltaire was performing. It was an itty-bitty tiny local con then, and given the unimpressive up-to-dateness of the website…. it seems to still be an itty bitty teeny tiny local. But they’ve got the Flash Forward guy, so that’s a big plus.
I keep wanting to call Robert J. Sawyer – J. Dan Sawyer. And I get them both confused with J. Robert King.
I don’t even know who he is. I’m guessing I’m in the severe minority.
Vanamonde: Hooray for freedom!
I was returning to my office this morning and had to pass by some fork lifts moving the metal saws and I couldn’t help but giggle a little because the fork trucks said on the back “united erecting”
I got out of there before things go weird.
Mondays. What are you gonna do with em?
Cats shouldn’t be able to vomit that much volume.
This list makes we miss my Genesis I didn’t play the master system much:
I might have to brake out the emulator tonight.
ditto: pics or it didn’t happen 🙂
reaper: too bad 😛
ditto: I don’t think the first thing I would have grab for was the camera either.
CP: Battlestar Scralatchtica — Incubus
I’m quite fond of ‘the arcade conversion BAnk Panic on the SMS, very faithful to the arcade.
Jack: Have you listened to the new Arcade Fire album?
ditto: I listened to the first half on the NPR website. Sounded good, but nothing struck me so far in the same way as “Black Mirror” or the “Neighborhood” stuff.
What do you think?
I must confess that I’m not sure about J. Robert King. J. Danial Sawyer is part of the current class of Podiobooks author people.
Jack: I really like the songs you mention, and particularly enjoy “(Antichrist Television Blues)” as well. The new album has a noticeably “cleaner” sound than the others, it takes a little getting used to. I also think the second half of the album is better than the first. Give “Suburban War” a try.
This is utterly stupid:
“Current class” makes Jack … what? Beast before he had blue fur?
Definitely a candidate for Should I Be Aroused:
I think of J. Robert King as the Planescape guy, which is almost totally inaccurate, and he’s written quite a bit (that I haven’t read) since then. Oh, and he’s an Angry Robot.
(ditto wins nipple I wish I hadn’t read.)
Wohoo! I win!
Wait… should I be happy about that?
Guess so! 🙂
We got a new vacuum. Hubby is now cleaning the whole house. While having a vacuum is ok, I don’t think I’m geeking out over it as much as hubby. It’s actually kind of weird.
ditto yes it is and yes you should be
i wish things could be unseen
To go with my “Google” theme:
TEB: I’m guessing it is the Dyson. They are great.
Hubby has told me the DVR is almost full. He said I either have to watch more of the movies I’ve recorded or start deleting them.
That means tomorrow is: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0870937/
followed by another movie, most likely on Thursday.
ditto, yup he got a dyson ball.
I would love to see this at the grocery store
I heard the dyson’s really suck
Oh, there are so many places I can go with that one.
I’m exercising restraint here, people! 🙂
I’m a little baffled by the appeal of Eliza Dushku. I really don’t find her attractive.
I still think it’s a strange thing to get excited about. But hey, since he does the vacuuming, I’m not going to say anything to him to dissuade him.
ditto, COME ON!!!!!
it is so much for fun down here in the gutter.
I recorded the movie because it seemed like a bad horror more than who was in it, reaper.
The one after that has Alyssa Milano, whom my hubby has a thing for
Again, I recorded it for the content not the actors, though.
Sorry, ditto commented on Dushku, not reaper.
Money stress is not fun. =P
TEB: no problem
reaper: I know. Just what is my problem?
*kicks self to getting out of the gutter in the first place*
CP: Brain Stew — Green Day
Rhettro: I hear you.
So this dyson thing is a big sucking device with one ball.
does that make it inappropriate for Mr. Bunny to be enjoying it so much
ditto: Seems like that everyone can understand that these days.
Dyson! The One Ball Sucking Wonder!
Wait. That doesn’t sound right…
Dyson! It Sucks Wonderfully With One Ball!!
That doesn’t sound right either…
reaper, hubby just finished and commented that vacuuming isn’t supposed to be that much fun.
Have A Ball Sucking With Dyson!
I have a feeling the company can’t use these…
You’ll Be Overjoyed Sucking Hard With Dyson’s Ball.
bunny, did he spend a little to much time in an area was would be hard to see him from?
ditto, that depends on the magazine they use for aids
Dyson Ball: Bunny Approved!
reaper, he was in the basement for a while…
Do you want it to last longer?
Do you need more stamina?
When vacuuming just isn’t enough, use Dyson Ball for a more pleasurable vacuuming experience.
Now with new attachments!
ditto, judging by your comments, I think maybe you too are the type that has too much fun with his dyson ball :cheerful:
Alas, mine does not have the ball.
I feel so archaic.
My goodness, the iPad has just become 100% more useful:
My boss just sent me an e-mail. She has a “little” project she wants me to do, probably starting Wednesday. I won’t bore you with the details except to say I have to go back to 2006 and look into every month going forward.
I’m reminded of that song taking the piss out of Hitler in WW2, to paraphrase:
Dyson has only got one ball, but poor Hoover has no balls at all..
Err I’ll get my coat.
Does Himmler, have something similar, Van?
*helping Van with his coat*
… or maybe that’s Kenmore…
Dirt Devil has not at all
Where does Bissell fit in all this?
Bissell is a dirty vessel?
Sorry Bunny. Fuck 2006.
“Spend your days sucking and balling with Dyson” — rejected product slogan.
Does the steam cleaner version spray on the carpet?
Jack, do you think my boss would accept it if I told her that?
My Dyson only has one ball.
“Does the steam cleaner version spray on the carpet?”
Yes, but it cleans up after itself. 🙂
reaper: Can I have my Gutter Membership Card back?
So I’ve just discovered the guy who plays Chuck was in Big Momma’s House 2..actors are such whores.
Van, I have a “whatever pays the bills” kind of attitude when it comes to actors and the seeming strange choices they make for film.
Hmmm.. I wonder if there are any acting gigs I can sign up for?
TEB & Rhettro: Agreed.
Oh me too TEB, I wasn’t being serious with the whore comment.
This weeks True Blood…WOW what a great cat fight.
CP: Over and Out — Foo Fighters
ditto: sure you have earned it today
that song could be very dirty if you add pull to it twice
Strangely, you could also add the word “Come” in two locations to that song title, and it would change the meaning *without* being dirty.
ditto for the term “match”.
good call Jack, good call
CP: Strawberries — Asobi Seksu
Good song, ditto.
I think you guys will dig this even more than I did:
Some of them are brilliantly done.
Jack: I think I _prefer_ some of those remakes. 🙂
You know, as much as I enjoyed Dollhouse, I have to say
Alyssa Milano > Eliza Dushku
In a strictly shallow sense, I preferred the woman who played November.
I liked the English chick who ran the joint … but that’s just me.
re:Alyssa Milano > Eliza Dushku
Clearly, we should have them fight it out to decide whose best.
What do you think, pudding wrestling ? Best of 3 falls in
I’m not sure I could stand the exicitment.
While all this Dyson ball sucking stuff is very interesting… I have a … thing… that I uhhh.. well, I don’t have to DO anything about it.. but it’s odd nonetheless so I’m going to share with all of you… my dear deadpanties…
Like… so… I had this ex-boyfriend who told me that this other ex-boyfriend of mine died…
Yeah… but I never really thought it was true… but then… ex-boyfriend Alive was friends with ex-boyfriend Supposedly dead … long after I moved away and …
Well… Dead ex-boyfriend — is alive… and well… and …. on Facebook.
Dead… the guy I went to prom with.. MY HIGH SCHOOL FREAKING PROM…
I was so sad when I’d heard he died.
That sucks Cj. Someone deserves a surprise nut trample.
Surprise Nut Trample? Is that some kind of special Ben N’ Jerry’s flavor?
I think it involves dropping a Dyson sphere on the target.
Getting jerked around is never pleasant.
And I absolutely agree with Vanamonde. November was spectacular.
Cj that is seriously fucked up.
Good morning, DP!! Here’s hoping today is a better day.
This morning I blew my computer… and I liked it! :devil:
I preferred Sierra myself.
To clarify, I popped the side off and blew some compressed air into it to remove some of the dust but the other statement sounds better 😉
And Victor. Enver Gjokaj being Topher was pretty amazing.
I’m sure the computer enjoyed it more than you did…
So today I’m doing this: http://www.truerest.com/index.php/site/experience/
I am beyond excited!!
I’m not allowed to drink caffeine, shave, or wax beforehand though.
So, while I may feel a little hairy – I think this is going to be an amazing experience.
disclaimer: I am in no way hairy.
I’m also not allowed to have product in my hair, so I’ll be clipping it back with a fake flower.
that looks way cool Cj. I think I’m jealous. :happy:
Perseids meteor shower time again.
Fake flowers in hair..bleugh!
I’ve a long weekend this week, may break out the binocs weather permitting.
CP: Road Regrets — Dan Mangan
Is he related to Jack?
CP: Something I Can Never Have — Nine Inch Nails
Van: I’ve wondered that myself.
Awesome way to quit a job:
If you have some free time:
Hadn’t heard HOPA before.
OMG, I would LOVE to do that.
EssBee: No argument 🙂
CP: No Way Out Of Love (The Rounder) — Junkhouse
The cynic inside me suggests that if the lass had been on the large side, the story would have been along the lines of ‘evil woman humiliates boss’.
so the earth farted?:
Van: while that may be true, it sounds like he deserved to be humiliated.
I really like Dan Mangan’s dreary, gloomy, folksy music. No relation.
reaper: I’ve heard that theory for quite a few years now.
CP: Auto-Suggestion — Joy Division
every few weeks for so my wife comments that she is not all that happy with netflix because it takes a while to get movies and it also takes a while to watch them and every time we (me and 2 kids) remind her we all watch at least 2 hours of netflix streaming per day often much more.
and the 3-9 DVD’s we get each week would be way more than what we would pay at the local store. of course we also wouldn’t have rented some of those movies so we also get to expose the kids to a much larger catalog of movies.
There was lovely demonstration of the effect in a museum in Portsmouth.
You spin a handled to pump gas (air in this instance) into a tank of water with a toy boat floating on top.
As the gas bubbles up through the water, the toy boat sinks like a stone.
Van, That sounds pretty awesome.
I’m with CJ — UHF us up, Jack!
One of the greatest comedies of the 1980s!
(Did I mention that I visited some of the shooting locations in Tulsa?)
yahoo, my Dark Star just arrived. Hubby and I will watch it tonight. Hubby even agreed to record a small commentary of the movie with me. Now his dulcet tones will no longer be secret 🙂
Gabagool and Swiss cheese is a delicious sandwich.
I’m just sayin’
Will be watching the Eliza Dushku movie this afternoon. Haven’t decided if I’m going to do a play by play yet.
Energizer, What is the Dushku movie?
I just watched Emma Caulfield’s ‘Timer’ last night…..pretty good.
I tend to watch bad B (or less) horror movies. Often I’ll give a play by play of the movie on the Pan comment board.
I’ve never really asked what Pan thinks of my PbP, I just started doing them. Sometimes others will join in and add silly comment to my commentary.
It’s all in good fun :ninja:
I enjoy good fun.
But that’s just me.
I also love humor, cause it’s funny.
We are all in your thrall TEB, play away..
After lunch. So about an hour or so.
OK Deadpan. Grab your popcorn, it’s movie time!
On an unrelated note, it’s chilly here in Canadaland today so I’m wrapped up nice and warm in my snuggie for this movie.
Really, who needs rules? Just remember two things:
1)There be spoilers ahead
2)as I’m typing while watching spelling is optional and errors should be forgiven and overlooked.
Today’s movie is Open Graves
The DVR writeup says: A group of American students in Spain stumbles across a sinister board game, in which the loser eventually suffers a terrible death.
No matter how bad it is, I don’t see any way it could be worse than the last movie I did here.
For What it’s Worth: I enjoy the Bab B-movie Bunny PbPs.
(and, completely unrelated, this looks like a neat idea: http://www.engadget.com/2010/08/02/china-to-build-ginormous-buses-that-cars-can-drive-under-video/)
Pushing play now…
Or, answering the doorbell…
Also, I will be taking a quick break half way through the movie. Technically I’m working. Also I’ll need a bathroom break. It’s a large Coke Zero in front of me.
OK, really pushing play now…
We start with what looks like a voodoo ritual in 1400 Spain
Wait, we’re in Spain, they didn’t practice voodoo then, did they?
Cut to current day surfers
Jack, I clicked the link and they had about 20 ideas. Which one are you referring to specificlly?
Oop. ED in a bikini with a surf board
Now in the scary graveyard. Boy this movie jumps around
eewww, he’s been skinned alive
ooohhh, wheelchair man has the scary box.
Did I mention this movie jumps around?
Down this alley, we find the scary shop with witchy type items in it.
It took me a second to figure out that ED meant “Eliza Dushku” in a bikini, and not ED from Texas.
“I haven’t played with dolls in a while”
referring to the voodoo doll.
Selling the kid the scary box. An old game called “Momba”
Weird. Sorry, it looks like you have to C&P the Chinese buses link.
The kid has a pin-up calendar of the women he’s “boned”. How strange.
Chatting up ED. discussing Momba.
CP: Assault and Battery — Howard Jones
Aggressive women make guys happy
eeew, there’s blood mixed in the rain
Reading the rules of the game
What does the card say?
“someone’s head bursts open but none of it falls on you”
Something to look forward
celery & potatoes?
OH oh, making a beer run. I see death in the guy’s future.
Don’t stop to pee in the ocean…
The firefly is an ominous sign in this movie
Holding on to life via barbed wire means bloody hands
Three people are out of the game now. One has succumbed to the predicted fate so far. Really, death by crabs?
eeeew, they showed the crab taking the guy’s eyeball out.
Apparently the winner of this game gets their hearts desire.
wow, that’s quick. The police already found the crab kid. He’s only been gone an hour or so.
Police are knocking on the door.
“nice night for a party”
The little snake in the game smiled. nobody noticed
“Is there anything honest about crabs?”
Holy crap, that guy was almost 150 years old when he died.
Just an FYI, sawmills are loud
Shooting photo’s of pin-ups at the sawmill. I don’t see anything wrong with this…
It’s raining again
ohhh, the saw started by itself. How weird is that?
There are pictures of the girl everywhere. How could that happen, they haven’t been developed yet?
Holy crap, look at all the snakes!
Seriously, that’s not how I expected someone to die at a sawmill
eeeww, they’re kissing….
The cop and the autopsy.
Holy crap that was freaky!
Strange, they’re dying how the cards in the game said. Go figure.
“Our friends are dying. It’s not an accident.”
Her hair is falling out. Can you say victim number 3?
“You’re too sick to drive”
No shit, here hair is falling out and she’s puking all over the place
Now he calls 911… or the Spanish equivalent.
Victim three died of old age. Make of that what you will.
Dead old lady boobs. Does that count as nudity?
The voodoo shop is deserted. Go figure.
Like all games, even when you win, you lose
Someone’s about to be hit by a semi…
I think one of my biggest complaints of this movie is it’s volume. I’m constantly adjusting the volume up or down as the movie gets loud and soft, loud and soft.
Really? Did they really need to show that?
“Nothing I can do for you boy. If you lost, you’re going to die. If I were you, I’d kill myself.”
It sounds like even ED can’t save this movie.
Actually, and I’ll give a grade afterwards, as far as these kind of movies go, it’s not that bad.
Nice cop… and I’m being sarcastic
Cancerous cop killing kids?
Ok, he’s not cancerous, just crazy.
The age old question.
That wish will backfire. I see it already.
It’s a bunch of locus. Can fireflies be locus too?
The game’s not over yet.
Saying goodbye to ED.
“This is a personal matter”
Snake lady is freaky
Sorry, firefly lady is freaky
eeewww. ED is gross
And so it begins again…
As far as these movies go it wasn’t that bad. It was very predictable, but that was also the nature of the movie. You know who’s going to live and who’s going to die and how right near the beginning simply because the game they play says who and how.
You have you’re typical “twist” ending but, I admit, I saw it coming about half way through the game.
It was infinitely better that Donkey Punch from last week and not as laugh inducing as Boogie Man 3, but still not quite as good as Nazi Zombies.
Over all, for the type of movie it was, I’d give it a better than average grade, if only slightly.
Before I leave my dungeon here:
I’ve been recently introduced to All the Cool Parts podcast. Listening to past shows, he’s done one on the music in WoW. I know Cj plays, I’m not if anyone else here does. Anyhow, in case you’re interested:
http://allthecoolparts.blogspot.com/2010_04_01_archive.html <=== It's #8
you’re = your
I don’t play WoW. One of the few things I couldn’t get into was MMO’s
I don’t Play WoW either. I think I would love playing but I know my wife would hate me playing.
I think I like the idea of WOW better than I like WOW.
“Someone’s about to be hit by a semi…”
If you were to be killed by an asshole driving an 18 wheeler … would that be “death by semi-colon” ?
Would you say that his victims were fine until he rectum?
I had better not mention MUDs…oh bugger.
It’s a sobering thought that I have just as much chance of getting killed by a GRB then winning the jackpot on the National Lottery.
Of course if I don’t buy a ticket..
Personally, I’m with Lo Pan.
Seriously? Damn. I thought you always posted about beating up orcs, earning mounts, that sort of thing.
I first read that as “eating mounts”
You people have really messed me up….
I usually eat my steak very rare. I think I’d look silly riding a cow, though.
How’d I get so far behind on comments. ARGH!
I’m caught up on reading and I love that the above mentions of me include a UHF reference and a WoW reference.
It’s good to know I’m depicted by the things I love!
So – I had the most amazing day!
Went to work – which I love!
Tweeted – which I love!
Floated on salt water – which I could learn to love (first time is a bit odd until you get used to it.)
Went back to work and read some emails, facebook posts, twitter responses. LOVE LOVE LOVE
Then Senator McCain showed up in a tent outside the building and I got to sit with my friends Keesha and David, whom I love! Took pictures, listened to McCain’s very cool speech and then he answered questions and I got to shake his hand. No, I did not ask any questions, but I enjoyed being there and the learning experience.
THEN!!! My team went out to dinner to this really yummy joint called Zips, which would be ideal for EVFN if it were not in Scottsdale.
They have the best onion rings I’ve ever had… ZOMG, so love their onion rings.
Good day! Excellent!
Oh – and one more thing.
Sarah starts 1st grade tomorrow.
FIRST GRADE! How did that happen? Wasn’t she just a little baby????
I understand, CJ. In a few weeks, BOTH of my kids will be in school. That’s going to be weird with our youngest going to school as well.
Man, I feel old.
I enjoy this site way to much, but they keep coming up with such winners:
I have the same exact reaction, reading that comic, Ed.
This guy can be clever, if you can forgive the occasional groaner:
Cj, that sounds awesome. I will resist a political joke – and just comment that Zipp’s has excellent Buffalo shrimp.
re: reaper’s comment earlier:
Final link of the night:
John Lee Hooker at his best:
The most horrible place in the world: Scottsdale!
To cute not to share (via Whatever):
Do Tigers Like Catnip:
Lara Croft done like Pitfall:
An interesting article on converting games to iPhone / iPad:
I don’t want any shit from people claiming to feel old. I’m only 40 and just found out that my son is getting married. His fiance has a 4 year old daughter, which means I’m now a GRANDFATHER. I may be happy as a pig in shit, but I feel older than dirt.
Congratulations, Usedhair! I have at least a few years left before I have to worry about my grandchildren being older than my children…
Cj, it sounds like you actually had a lovely day!
Loving your job makes life much much better
I forgot who posted the link, but those games done up in 16-bit form was very cool. I’d love to play them.
Beautiful sunrise today.
Big kitties are so cute!
As far as getting old, you’re only as old as you feel.
I find Deadpan is an interesting mix of ages. You have the youngsters in their twenties, like Amy and then we go all the way up to us oldsters who are well into their forties.
Some of us, like Usedhair (congrats by the way) and myself have grown children who have left the nest and made nests of their own 😉
I like the fact that, for the most part, we overcome our generational differences and can all enjoy the silliness that is deadpan.
… now get off my lawn :cheerful:
Spoiling grandkids is something I’m looking forward to!
reaper, you’re too young to start thinking grandkids… :alien:
I myself am not looking forward to grandkids.
The one child can’t have kids, the other is very irresponsible, I see us constantly being asked to babysit so she can do her own thing.
Actually, probably under TMI, hubby and I are a teeny, tiny bit surprised the younger hasn’t had an accidental child already.
We have such love for our kids 😎
Changing the subject:
Hubby and I watched Dark Star last night. We’re going to record something later today while it’s still fresh in our minds (that’s right, I said we)
He actually doesn’t listen to DP (I know, blasphemy), but I’m still going to try to get him to say “Deadpan is the MF way” Wish me luck.
Thankfully Grandkids are something I’ll never have to worry about, I’m not grandad material.
As for feeling old, the arthritis in my knee and back don’t let me forget the increasing mileage on the clock.
Peashooter locked and loaded for any lawn trespassers…
But wear and tear aside, congratulations Usehair.
That’s true Van. I find as I get older I seem to get creakier as well :happy:
Obviously, I seem to be in a nomicon kind of a mood today :kissing:
God, I so want a peashooter.
Speaking of old and crotchety, my cat is acting stupid again this morning.
I like peas. I’d rather eat them than shoot them :blink:
Took the trash out and surprised a half-wild youngling sitting in front of my porch. He pretended not to be scared and slunk away.
Ok Scry, that last statement put my imagination into overdrive. I had visions of a young kid (maybe 10ish) dressed in animal skins with a homemade spear in it’s hands :silly:
So TEB, what did you think of Dark Star?
I want to rise up out of the open sun roof and pelt peas down on morons driving like themselves.
TEB – Connor from Angel?
II thought it was fun, Van. It was low budget silliness. :sideways:
Van – What did -you- think of Dark Star?
Scry – huh?
I’ve watched Angel so know who you’re referring to, just not sure how you are applying it to this context…
Bunny, My son (ok stepson) has just sworn in to the air force and should be leaving in the next few months and my daughter (ok stepdaughter) will be driving soon.
While I am to young to be a grandpa I’m not to young to be a Step-Grandpa
Whoops, forgot :unsure:
Ok reaper, I take it back. Feel free to join us fogies on the stoop and shake our canes at the disrespecting youngsters walking by. :tongue:
BunBunBunBunBunBun – Last week we watched Connor’s return from the hell dimension. He comes back wearing animal skins. I guess he stops wearing them right away, but I haven’t watched any further yet.
Scry: Ah, I didn’t remember how he looked when he returned from the hell dimension. I don’t know if I would have called him a youngling thought.
thought = though :whistle:
Not the person to ask NS, when it comes to DS my spectacles are Rose tinted.
DS does in a sense capture the boredom of bring stuck in a tin can for years.
Although I’m reminded of the quote about Sublogic’s Flight simulator, a simulator so good that it simulates the boredom of flying…
I had “Benson, AZ” stuck in my head for days.
As NS mentioned on Twitter, the HOPA girl was too good to be true:
Just wondering what it would take to bribe Jack to do a version of Benson Arizona’ for the palooza episode…
Probably more money than there is tea in china..
I’ll get my coat.
Oh, Van….. here’s your other coat, buddy.
I dont care I love Jenny Whiteboard with all my soul. I dont care if she does fake it.
Van I need one of those coats.
Hubby’s sad. He goes back to work on Friday 🙁
It’s chilly here this morning, can I cuddle with you two under your coats? :shocked:
Fine, but mines a raincoat.
You rectum you buy em, reaps.
Yep. Don’t care if it is a fake either.
TEB: Can I join in the cane shaking?
Now *that* is a tatoo! 🙂
Of course the “audience” will make fun of her boyfriend. 😉
I thought ditto was cane shaking.
I knew that would come up. 😉
Oh ditto…you always leave it so wide open for me.
Ok this is going into areas even I’M uncomfortable with.
Like in the back of a VW bug…
There, hubby and I just finished recording our thoughts on Dark Star. 10 minutes of reviewing goodness :wub:
We have four computer fans running in the background so it’s a little fuzzy but still…
Happy to set things up for ya. 🙂
< Drive By Fruiting >
So busy, I haven’t had time to catch up, so I’m not going to.
I am out of the Fruit Loop.
< /Drive By Fruiting >
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down
Any more than 3 times is playing with it.
jack, the file was 12 meg. Hopefully it comes through all right. If not, let me know and I’ll break it up.
Ok, I’m totally lost in the conversation loop.
I think I’ll have to sign off and try to catch up tomorrow.
CP: I Can’t Stand — Zola Jesus
TEB, there is always dropbox:
12 megs is well within the storage space limit you get with a free account. You just need to send the URL to the file itself once it was uploaded to dropbox.
It works, as I’ve sent stuff to Jack before using dropbox.
Oh and since I can now record skype conversations, if anybody is up for a discussion about DS please let me know.
As one who lived in Scottsdale, I must disagree with Nomad Scry. I’d take it over anyplace in PA any day of the week.
The worst place in the world is Santa Rosa New Mexico. I spent two horrible nights in that shit town.
Insert deathly silence here —–>
Personally, I never want to go back or near to Camden, NJ ever again.
That would be so fun, Van. I haven’t seen the film yet, though . . . Let’s Skype about something else in the future!
None of you have been to Wallsend..nuff said.
Camden isn’t a town. It’s a warzone.
Camden has three claims to fame:
Annual competition with D.C. to be the murder capital of the U.S.
They built the aquarium just as I was moving as part of their revitalization effort. I haven’t been there yet.
I just know that is one scary place to be.
On a funny-but-true note:
As for places in butt-fuck nowhere that are actually cool, I’d have to list Watson Lake, Yukon.
Krazy Joe – Er. I should explain. Cj said something about Scottsdale. The only thing that I know about Scottsdale comes from the intro to the Out of the Coffin podcast where DanS describes it as the most horrible place (in the world/on the earth?)… so I was just making an inside call-back. To Scottsdale. Most horrible place in the world. Hehehe.
I haven’t made it to AZ yet, and I’m afraid I will melt if I ever do.
The truth of the matter is that the entire state of South Carolina is a pit of hell. I’d rather live the rest of my life in NJ than step in that state again. Ptew.
A level in Osmos is kicking my butt, showing me to be crap at seatofyourpants orbital mechanics.
Hey Van – Why the rose tinted glasses? You didn’t see this in the theaters, did you? Should I hide for even asking that?
I’ve never heard ‘Out of the Coffin’. I’ll be sure to check it out.
NS: As I work in Scottsdale, I can’t confirm that it’s the worst place in the world.
I can confirm that I’d rather work somewhere else, but that’s largely a logistical issue with me living 32 miles away.
This is cool. I love hearing the small town reactions when the Stanley Cup comes to visit.
Didn’t see DS at the cinema, but did see it for the first time in the early 80’s.
Hence the Rose tinted specs.
Dan Shaurette and his fiance run the OotC vampire podcast. They’re awesome people and do a really good show. You may have met Dan during your time here in AZ, Krazy.
Scottsdaliens are quite the metro, hair-gelled, silicon bunch – – but the town itself features some of central AZ’s best hiking trails.
Lejon – That sucks.. Can you tell your boss that you’ll be telecommuting from now on?
Yay! I can go to sleep now. Later, taters.
I took great pride in the fact that I drove the worst car in Scottsdale. I loved going places that had valet parking in my beat up ’96 Bonneville.
My ex wife didn’t like it near as much as I did.
Yeah…the Scottsdale people were a bit snobby (which is why my friends were all in Phoenix), but you can have fun with that if you have the right attitude and sense of humor.
And btw, congrats on impending grandfatherhood, Usedhair! Maybe we should start calling you UsedGrayHair? 😉
Not a bad idea Jack. Let me try it on for size. Of course, I am very fair-haired, so I don’t actually have any (detectable) gray hair. Then again, I actually have quite a full head of hair, so “Used” was the wrong moniker to begin with.
CP: Arnold Layne — Pink Floyd
According to weather.com…
KC — currently 96, feels like 106
Phx — currently 104, feels like 102
Hmm. Weather Underground says it is 103 here with 114 humidex.
Yes, I know I’m whining.
I think it’s important to note that Scottsdale can’t be ALL bad simply because I was born and raised there.
So – good things CLEARLY do come from Scottsdale sometimes.
I don’t like to trust the “Feels Like” things.
I was in Scottsdale when it was 110 that felt cooler than 85 next day when I got home.
Here it is 79 with a heat index of 81. it feel more like 90
I don’t like humidity when it is hot.
Currently: 102, Feels like: Makin’ Love
*steps backward slowly out of the room*
Currently: 105. Feared by: the reaper.
Currently: 100. Feels like: The first time.
Currently: 99 luftballoons
Currnely: 82. Feels Like: Rain
(probably because it is humid)
CP: Bye Bye Symphony — Foxy Shazam
NS: if only I could
Anyone here remember when Black Eyed Peas werent annoying and had no Fergie and were a college radio station group?
Milky Milky Cocoa Puffs?
I prefer Crunchy Nut Cornflakes and goats milks myself.
Not goatsee, right?
I think NO! in giant neon lit letters would be the appropriate response.