Sopwith Camel Show Notes.
Jack Mangans Deadpan #175: Flying Doghouses
Eating Jack Mangan’s Deadpan
History according to Jack
Promo – Knights of the Guild (http://knightsoftheguild.podbean.com/)
Jack is an outdated nerd
Amy Bowen with the contents of her purse
Lo Pan – it’s a well know fact people from BC can’t drive
Deadpan is the Word – JR Murdock
Greasy Nipples
Vanamonde (first of the week)
DJ Bunny
Vanamonde
Cj
Dj Bunny
Nomad Scry
Ed From Texas
Amy Bowen continued
Inception review by… Lo Pan
More history lessons with Jack
Amy Bowen continues to clean out her purse
Jack hints at goodness happening in his life. *big hugs* from all Deadpanites to you, Jack.
60 lines part 3 coming soon
Send in content: 206-350-Tomi (8664) or e-mail: sphericaljackmatgmaildotcom
Closing music … Love is Never Distant – by Jack
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Worse things happen at sea
What does Sopwith mean anyhow?
Thirdsies
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Sopwith
A 101, ‘he had a good innings’ would be an understatement for him.
+t
Seven
Eight is great!
I was so excited to get in the single digits, I almost typed the wrong handle.
CP Deadpan 175
Stop what ya doing ‘cus DJ Bunnys ’bout to ruin the image and the style that ya used to…
well i guess thats one way to do it:
http://gizmodo.com/5610087
Hey Peeps!
Da Bunny is in da howse
Now to listen to today’s episode…
Mmmmm, CJ Bumper… MMmmmmm.
I’d love to shrink her down to parrot size, sit her on my shoulder, and have that voice whisper naughty things to me all day.
I’ve sent in my Darkstar recording for the Palooza already.
You are a very punctional bunny TEB.
*blush*
I’d better listen to this one straight away…
If I’m bumping about on it…
yes… punctual
mmmmm… bumping CJ..,
Actually, I’m the type of personality that I can’t have anything outstanding. If something’s not due for two weeks, I’ll have it done tomorrow.
Even my friends have started telling times 15minutes later. i.e. If they want to meet at 5:00 they’ll tell me 5:15 because they know I’ll be early. But I’m on to them, I’ll still be there at 4:45 (unless hubby’s with me, he tends to make me more “on time”)
Listening to the episode, I’m assuming someone here is a Family Guy fan . . .
Tesla…..band….heh….
I LOLed at the Tesla bit. I LOLed at the intro too.
So here we are, folks. Thursday.
I liked Family Guy but I haven’t watched much of it after that Episode. annoying the shit out of me is not the way to get me to watch. After the shin pain show I nearly quit this put me over the edge.
Family Guy is brilliant in its annoyance.
HeLOLo EssBee
So, did I hear it correctly, “Odin” is to be pronounced “Odd – in”, and not “O – din”, a hard “O”?
Holala.
C: trying not to strangle a colleague; chewing the hell out of nicotine gum
CP: Look Out For My Love — Neil Young
I watch TV to be entertained not annoyed.
If I wanted to be annoyed I would go to WalMart.
You heard correct, Null.
Haha. “If I wanted to be annoyed I would go to WalMart.”
CW: Rubicon Episode 3
A series this slow moving is just begging to go unloved.
That doesn’t scan right..replace begging with asking..
I love WalMart. And by “love” I mean “i do enjoy a good war zone”.
Slow things need love too, Van.
I haven’t watched Rubicon yet, but did record last week’s episode after reading a huge rave about it in EW. I need another show to watch like I need a ____.
penis in your vagina?
bazinga
The computer station I have at work is temporary while they setup my permanent one and this one does not save my bookmarks.
I am lost without my bookmarks.
Also, Van, I could not find a bagel shop on the way. I’ll have to map it out better next time.
That being said, I’ve had my vitamins and 32oz of coffee for breakfast. I may get hungry soon.
CP: Born Free (High Contrast RMX) — M.I.A.
HelLO ditto
I’m gonna log on to someone else’s computer station and email my favorites file to myself.
I’d grumble, but if that’s the worst thing that happens to me all day – well… gosh… it’s a pretty good day!
Good Morning, Everyone!
OK that didn’t work. My file is officially gone. That’s so not cool. I’m saving all my links in an email today.. grrr
Um . . .
Ahem.
Cj, a bagel sounds good! Alas, I am gluten-free going on 2 weeks now. It’s an experiment.
I found some oatmeal squares in a baggie in my purse.
Yay for breakfast.
Good luck going gluten free.. I know other people who are doing that right now too. Interesting!
It’s for a medical thang. If it doesn’t help my thang, I’m axing it after 6 weeks. If it does, totally worth it. And no, it’s not stomach (refusing to talk about poo) related. It’s joint-pain related.
I don’t really mind it so far.
slow things like the the people in Walmart who take up 1/2 the row weather it is because they are just that big or they leave the cart a foot behind them and read every fucking label they read two day a go.
yes I go there. I don’t mind the people who work there just a few of the people who shop there
CP: Rudy Cholo — Manic Hispanic
Ah the wonders of internal plumbing, after one ‘procedure’I was told I had a larger than usual colon…must have been due to all those large Sunday dinners I had every week when I was younger..
Gluten Morgen!
Thats shitty, Van.
“they leave the cart a foot behind them and read every fucking label they read two day a go”
This.
one other note on my local walmart the isles are very narrow compared to every other walmart i have ever been to. you can just fit 2 cart side by side in them
My co-worker is playing his “funkytown” Pandora station again.
right now we are listening to Disco Inferno which is cool, but if I have to listen to more than 2 Michael Jackson songs again today, I may have to request a station change.
I’m asking if youll make a change, CJ
Guten Morgen
http://tinyurl.com/yjl99ht
Ask him to change his ways?
Morgan….my my my
Makes you want to go to Old Navy doesn’t it?
GRAH!!!!!
THIS!!!!
http://androidandme.com/2010/08/phones/limited-edition-r2-d2-droid-2-pictured-at-star-wars-show/
AND THEN THIS!!!
http://gizmodo.com/5610939/x+wing-gps-app-hurtles-android-to-the-final-destination
Yes, Rhett. From behind.
CPIMM: “Back Door Man” – Fastway
LOL, Morgan.
My dad has that picture.
Doo Doo Doo looking out her backdoor.
ok, self censoring on
Loo Pan
CP: The Denial Twist — The White Stripes
You? Self censoring? …no shit?
That is correct, good sir.
” ” A
I ****** know, right?
OH SWEET GOD
http://www.asklopan.com/wtf/wtf%20(12).jpg
What in tarnation is THAT thing???
???
sweet….baby….jesus….
Sweet baby Jesus?
http://www.asklopan.com/wtf/wtf%20(4).jpg
???!
“Who the hell is Lo Pan?”, you may ask. Lo Pan is a child’s laughter, a swift kick in the crotch, a prize at the bottom of a cereal box. He is all of the great things we hold dear in this world.
Simply yet unequivocally, Lo Pan is a catalyst in our world, here to purge the filth that natural selection is no longer able to cleanse. And for that Lo Pan, we thank you.
some sound good:
http://www.medicalinsurance.org/mcdonald-menu-items/
But not the mcweiner. I wonder if any of the places with a Mcweiner on the menu also have the creepy fiberglass Ronald sitting on a bench in the store
is he also the stale cereal you have after pulling out the prize first and not being able to close the container?
The fish was a nice touch.
I really want that guys website…
No matter what you order at McDonalds, you’re always getting the Mcweiner.
Okay, back to work. *grumble*
Bye sugar.
Deadpan.
Come for the Jack Mangan.
Stay for the Bumping CJs.
Okay, I’m really going this time…
Crack makes you skinny.
It’s too bad it’s crack – cuz I’d like some of the skinny.
Uncrack makes you unskinny.
I believe we discussed this last week.
“Bumping CJs” <=== Is that what kids are calling it these days?
But I love uncrack
CP: Fire Spirit — The Gun Club
Believe in God Breath Spray!
http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/hackers-attack-computer-in-car-while-driving-2010-08-12
It was only a matter of time. I’m personally surprised it took this long. Sounds like they just had to break the pork-knocking security on the machine.
“suffer the wrath of my angry genitalia”!!
P-Mate!
Headline from the Longmont Daily Times-Call today:
The Hole Preview
under a photo of a young man
The article? “A look at the prep golf season”
Really, sports writer?
Genius!!!!
http://www.totalprosports.com/2010/07/02/here-is-green-bays-most-hated-lisence-plate-pic/
headlines and newspapers made me hate alliteration
stupid humor but it made me laugh:
http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/fish-hadouken/
more dumb humor:
http://i.imgur.com/YM7qd.jpg
I’m glad my manager is out watching th PGA today because this make bust out laughing.
perpetual genitalia anger
reaper: thx
reaper’s rage roars wrongs
CP: Get Off — Monster Taxi
porno-gram. again!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH alliteration!!!!! its like acid in my ears! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
just read the last part of one of my comments “this make bust out laughing.”
Me Reaper sound like Grimlock! with out the transforming sounds
printing garish alliteration
Here’s a fun watch:
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/08/retrostorms_a-comin.php
Retro-gaming-inspired music video with a couple cute surprises.
JN, very good call!
reaper’s alliteration freakout has caused Queen’s “Flash” theme to get stuck in my head.
Tanx
Jack, anything to help! if you call that help.
Jack has inspired me to at least attempt to rant in Opera form.
Alliteration! *swoosh* ahhh-ahhhhhhhh.
And now… for your optical entertainment…
Fish – In Gluten Free Breading – Dancing with the Incredible Mr. Limpet Starring as Don Knots in the urban revival rendition of The Feeding of The Five Thousand.
A Jehovah – Jesus of Nazareth Production
Written by: Trent Reznor
Directed by: Saul of Tarsus
Annoyance of the Universe!
When I was a little girl, my parents would always go out for New Year’s Eve leaving my older brother in charge.
He and I would stay up and watch the ball drop on TV and then we would watch Yellow Submarine and The Incredible Mr. Limpet.
“…oh I wish I were a fish…”
If I had crack, I’d be a skinny fish.
If I liked the band Phish, I’d be a Phish-head fish.
And if I were really tiny, I’d wouldn’t be a microfiche, but a microfish..
Of course, I’m only talking about myself because I’m selfish.
If I whistle at you and your name is Jack, you might be wolfish.
I just looked up at the whiteboard in front of me and in capital letters it says…
I D I O T
Is it trying to tell me something?
I Knew it!!!!
White boards are trying to mess with us when we are not looking.
You cough it in the act Cj!!
“Hole” preview.
Ah Courtney. Love. Her.
Love. Her. Chesticles.
Thought she was pretty good in The People VS Larry Flint
LJ, see above statement….
5 hours 13 minutes until Weird Al concert begins.
Hot. Messy. Broad.
Kinda yukky too.
Lo Pan:
Repeat: Thought she was pretty good in The People VS Larry Flint
Thought she was pretty lousy at the Pamela Anderson Roast.
Oh good, we’re on the same page….of boobs.
“Yukky”
I’m generally in favor of boobs, and pages full of them help…
All in favor, say bounce.
Bounce
Oh, and you can count me twice. I don’t mind.
Kaplow! Kabam!
I total bounced… where did my bounce go?
Anyone interested in learning WAY too much about the space shuttle?
http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/aeronautics-and-astronautics/16-885j-aircraft-systems-engineering-fall-2005/lecture-notes/
Oh…oh EssBee….
boobs
You know, an anagram for boobs is “bob so”.
Why do I really wanna take that class now? It looks wonderful.
You know, an anagram for Space Shuttle is CHEAPEST SLUT.
ZP jumps into a time machine and has a look at Shadow of Colossus:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1924-Shadow-of-the-Colossus
Well no Perseids viewing tonight..it’s cloudy.
Van – about my bruising – it’s always been this way, since childhood.
I’m anemic and I bruise easily; actually my mom does also. My docs have threatened to put me on the iron IV drip before, but really, Tuesday night – I swear I didn’t have anything alcoholic to drink, I just tripped over a step at a local bar (which incidentally has amazing onion rings) and I landed with that spot on the corner of the step thus causing that lovely blueness…
http://twitpic.com/2e38yw
I hate when I forget that it’s Thursday and post to last week’s page.
warrrgarhbl!
We so need these:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/generic/e034/
Understood Cj.
I’m feeling very creaky tonight, I should try and get some sleep.
I just bought Sex Packets on vinyl.
Damn! I settled for a packet of crisps.
Its cool. Theyre both special in different ways.
What’s the furthest place from here?
It hasn’t been my day for a couple years.
What’s a couple more?
And if I go, don’t forget the one good thing I almost did.
I learned your name without words.
I used my eyes, not my hands.
What’s the closest you can come to an almost total wreck and still walk away,
All limbs intact?
And when I go, you’ll be there crying out, begging me.
I won’t hear.
I’ll just go fast into this night on broken legs.
A near miss or a close call?
I keep a room at the hospital.
I scratch my accidents into the wall.
I couldn’t wait to breathe your breath.
I cut in line,
I bled to death.
I got to you, there was nothing left.
What’s the meanest you can be to the one you claim to love
And still smile to your new found friends?
In the same confusing breath,
You pull away and draw me in.
I wanted you. You wanted more.
I built this life and now it’s mine.
*sigh*
*’nother drink*
*sigh*
Fuck I miss Jawbreaker. Immensely. Yes I know they called it quits in ’96.
OMFG thats 14 years ago.
Fuck.
OMG, Rescue Me is an intense show.
Wow!
The Mighty Mommy is a finalist for a “Best Podcasts for Moms” award: http://j.mp/cQiGIu
I am in awe! 🙂
30 minutes of laying on my picnic table reveiled a bunch of “i may have just seen one” and one big ‘ol “WOW. Look at that!” as a really bright one crossed the big dipper.
meteorites that is
HA!
http://www.asklopan.com/pictures/white%20trash%20(20).jpg
I was up entirely too late last night – and yet, somehow didn’t get firsties…
Was still worth it.
Alas, tonight, I’m exhausted… sleepy sleepy.
Van is the firstie master.
He may also be the thirstie master. Arr.
Ha. Pip’s website is blocked at work for being pornographic.
Congrats Cj!
Lo Pan bought an LP! I think Dowhutyalike is a far superior song to the Humpty Dance.
I’m in really good company here:
http://www.ricknovy.com/2010/08/announcing-2020-visions-table-of-contents/
I think I’ll head out on the patio and see what I can see. Goodnight, martians.
Freedom has a price:
http://www.engadget.com/2010/08/13/editorial-waiter-theres-a-nazi-theme-in-my-android-market/
Another freebie game app:
http://toucharcade.com/2010/08/11/ninjump-another-fun-and-free-time-waster-from-backflip-studios/
Last 4AM wakeup…
Of course when I work the overnight, I’m always awake at 4AM, but somehow these last two weeks have been worse…
Well, at least it’s Friday. Surely that counts for something.
RE: Lo Pan’s latest Lopan
You have to think the photographer made sure to capture her is that arm upraised pose to extract the maximum amount of irony. Well done.
Nice on, Lo.
TGIF, y’al. I. MEAN. COME. ON.
Hey Pan!
Hubby has to work today. I’ll have the house to myself again for the first time in six weeks. I won’t know what to do.
Jack – I recognize you, Mary, and Cat. Congrats!
Sorry about the iron drive Cj. That is teh suck. I know, I’ve had them. And, for me anyway, they didn’t work.
drive = drip
Kinda awesome:
http://futureme.posterous.com/yeasayer-madder-red-video-leak
Yeah Jack!
Good going.
Well the new Tom Cruise movie ‘Knight and Day’ wasn’t that bad.
Well Pan I’ve got a long weekend off..woot!
I’ve just been gently harrased by the waitress at the Coffee shop for not having creme on top of hot chocolate.
Did you at least have marshmallows, Van?
Hubby and I are hoping to see The Expendables this weekend. We’ll see how busy he is.
Congratulations on getting a story of yours in an anthology Jack.
Is this a dead cert for getting printed this time?
No marshmallows but there was a slice of lemon cake..mmmmm!
Expendables is only on previews this week on the side of the pond.
Sadly the only time slot at my fav cinema would finish after my last bus home..grrrrr!
May go and see that black exploitation spoof Black Dynamite instead.
It’s kind of cool, to be in the basement of a huge department store and have a skype conversation over wifi when there is no mobile signal at all.
Why in the basement of a department store? Was it deserted. That would be cool.
A guide to avoiding the HDMI cable hype:
http://hdguru.com/hdmi-cable-makers-and-dealers-use-misleading-labels-to-push-needless-expensive-upgrades/2175/
Alas no, the basement was another floor for shopping.
When we replaced our TV/sound system and were buying new cables some of them were marked “for DVD” or “for sound systems”. The sales person was trying to tell us that there was a difference. We bought the less expensive generic kind because we just weren’t convinced.
I will also congratulate the Mangan! Congrats buddy! Thats well done. Doowutchyalike. Whenyalike.
Now if youll excuse me, I have a small child in my belly that I must introduce to Joe Camel.
Black Dynamite is fucking genius, Van. SO so good.
thats kind of freaky up will Tuesday I never heard of The Expendables but I read a short article about it had my son ask me if I wanted to watch it when it came in from netflix and bunny talked about it. weird
when it comes to HDMI cables I have heard the only real difference is in which version of the standard they use because the newest standard (2something i think) uses a few extra pins because of the network pass through but at this point there are very very few devices that have that capability yet. So I bought my HDMI’s at amazon for $2.50 each and free shipping.
How could you not have heard of the soon-to-be greatest action film of our generation?
Van, very good article and it cleared up even the misconceptions I had about HDMI From the artical:
“There are added features available on select HDMI “Hi Speed” cables. They are audio return and Ethernet pass through. However no source devices sold today include the Ethernet feature and no HDTVs today include audio return channel so the feature is useless with today’s products.”
Way to go, Jack! I still need you to sign my Podthology.
Charisma Carpenter is in The Expendables.
That is all.
Oh, also, you don’t have to be a parent to vote for me – soooo… if you have the few minutes, I’d definitely appreciate the votes :wub:
http://www.sheknows.com/surveys/2010-sheknows-best-parenting-awards
That IS all! Mmmmmmmmmm.
Thanks for talkin to me Ess, whats up in the northern part o’ this great state?
Lo Pan, I have not seen a single trailer for it.
CJ the problem is Im retarded and cant find you on that site anywhere. Where am you at so I can vote
Then youre not American, reaps. We’ll have to revoke your All American card and go ahead and give it to ditto.
Oh shit there you are CJ! “Audio”. Heh…yeah told you Im retarded.
Anyway, done and done and good luck!
Hmm . . . it’s already hot. There are some damn dummies in my direct line of vision. Oh! And I’m about to do another Webinar! How’s the South?
CP: It Hurts Me Too — Eric Clapton
Its a lil cooler, the sun’s gleaming off the downtown buildings and this is going to be the longest day ever. I already feel it.
Good luck with ye webinar, yos.
Voted, mommy.
Ooh, are there lots of disused mannequins in thiis deserted basement of a department store?
That’ll teach me to not refresh…
Er or do I mean TO refresh.
Brain not translating type to speech in my head…
Boze what the hell are you up to now?
voted!!! Good luck!!!
Lo Pan I’m as ‘Merician as the come!!!!
I know freedom cost a buck o’ five!!!!
I think I just need to start watching some commercials, but that defeats the point of the Tivo.
Oh yeah?!?!?!? Oh yeah??? You think youre ‘Merican? Then finish this thought:
“America. Fuck yeah. Comin your way to _______”
My bad… it should be “Comin’ AGAIN to______”. Ignore previous post. Ill check my All-American card at the door.
____save the Mutha FUKIN day YEAH!!!!
6’4″ or so and holding steady, Lo Pan…
FTW!
Freedom is the only way, yeah.
Boze made me just laugh/groan. Thats well done.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Zardoz is available to stream on netflix!!!!!!!
I fill finely get to see it!!!!!
My daughter is in a cheerleader camp all weekend and my wife agreed to drive them so i have the whole weekend to watch what ever I want.
anyone have any suggestions?
My only criteria is it has to be available to stream on netflix I will be to lazy to run to the video store.
“cheerleader camp” reminds me of “But I’m A Cheerleader”
lol
Jack: Congrats!!!
oh the oatmeal you never cease to amaze
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/ie
I saw some great fireballs during the meteor shower last night. 🙂
Van: Good article on the differences between the market places. I think the author struggled with the problem because it really is a damned if you do, damned if you don’t situation.
I have to start reading nipples most closely
Congrats Jack
I saw Weird Al last night.
Good Show.
I’m looking forward to seeing Expendables and Scott Pilgrim, I just have to figure out when.
Lejon: KEWL!
Reaper,
Interstate 60
The Man From Earth
Reaper – Check out District B13. French action film. Its short and awesome and youll be able to burn thru it. Highly recommended.
Another recommendation would be “Severance”. Its a kind of cross between the British “Office” and Friday the 13th. Its funny and slashery and at an hour and 40 minutes you can burn thru that as well.
Well could always Dark Star reaper…
+see
I’m glad google now has a way to integrate google tasks in to gmail on the side bar. it makes it easy to keep track of suggestions.
I have to watch Dark Star also but I have that in a different form I can watch on the Tivo
I have to remember to refresh the comments.
Very true Van, that one is first on the list.
Maybe I’ll have to make some “contents of” calls also…
CP: The Battle of Evermore
Cj: Congrats!
Jack: Congrats!
reaper/Lo Pan: I had never heard of The Expendables until a few days ago. I’ve still yet to see a trailer.
good call:
http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1902981
the only better thing would be if the remote sleeve was on one the those monster remotes
Oh yeah, saw The Big Lebowski last night. No idea why anyone would ever like that movie. At all.
Cj: Congrats!
step 1 is done:
http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/20184833
Johnny Null Re: The Expendables, i might watch a trailer over lunch because I still haven’t.
Re: The Big Lebowski, I agree. I don’t think I will bother giving it another chance like everyone tells me I should
Probably of no surprise to anyone, I love Lebowski.
reaper: Even Lady J has the same opinion on the movie, and she’s not nearly as picky as I am.
Big Lebowski is in my top 10 fav films.
Oh…yeah….no surprise THERE EssBee. *scoffs*
Ditto: it was. it really was
Got to see him close up even:
http://twitpic.com/2e7mpx
OK, we got to see his back close up…
Let’s hear the top 10s!
Mines:
Pecker
Big Lebowski
The Life of David Gale
The Laramie Project
Serenity
Can’t think of 10 right now. Too busy. Need to be working.
Know what I hate? Shit sandwiches.
Johnny Null never had one of those but I think I would have to pass if I was ever offered one.
Today’s XKCD made me laugh.
want some meat by mail for %25 off:
http://www.reddit.com/comments/d0t3q/by_request_discount_beef_jerky/
“…that makes shelf stable meat snacks…” made me giggle a little
got to love industry speak
I like this definition of art. 🙂
http://www.heartshapedskull.com/wp/comics/2010-08-11-V2-07_FAUCET.jpg
Stacking your meat?
lol
ditto: me to it is amazing how expressive some stick figures can be.
you could consider ours posts to be on the same subject.
reaper: so true
“meat”
Top 10? Thats hard.
“hard”
Okay, break out your celluloid time machine, some of these are OLD:
The Bishops Wife
Flight of the Phoenix (the original not the pointless remake)
Westworld
A Bridge Too Far
The Bedford Incident
A Matter of Life and Death
Grosse Pointe Blank
A Fistful of Dynamite
The Ipcress File
2001 a Space Odyssey (although I prefer the novel)
That’s not a countdown list.
I agree, I have a tough time with Top Tens.
Of course, I think I’ve heard of 10% of the already-posted movies.
Oh and no fucking Bladerunner of course.
Ima try. Cause itll change tomorrow like they usually do. Criteria for me is that its watchable at any time, no matter what mood Im in.
BTiLC
Empire Strikes Back
Pans Labyrinth
Star Wars
Escape from New York
Fargo
Le Femme Nikita
Fletch
Dark Knight
The Longest Day
Inception is a close 11. Hmm, guess Lebowski isnt on there. Still up there for me tho.
Bladerunner!!! Shit… see that should be there too. Maybe its like 10.5. Dman these lists
Also “Damn”
For those cat fans out there:
http://io9.com/5611890/four+eared-cat-is-at-least-twenty-times-cuter-than-non+mutant-kitties
It has a serious point but the diagram reminds me of Chris Crawford’s Balance of Power game:
http://io9.com/5611368/where-are-all-the-nuclear-weapons-located-in-the-world
Just finished watching Dark Star. My mind has some digesting to do before I’ll be able to come up with any comments.
Congrats on the selection, Jack!
The vote has been cast. Kick ass, CJ!
But its such a pleasing digestion, Ed
Nice article on the HDMI cables. I helped my in-laws pick out a new LCD for their living room. They are changing from basic cable to U-verse today. Had I more time, I would have ordered cables off of Amazon, but I managed to get a decent deal on a two pack at Sams where we got the TV.
I know if I had let them go out on their own to buy this stuff, they would have been scammed out of a couple of hundred extra bucks for stuff they didn’t need.
Evil is was happens when you let your in-laws wander into Best Buy alone.
I have really got to stop clicking on the email from NewEgg. My computer is just fine. I don’t need to spend money on any upgrades. really….
Touch Nitro Racing goes free for the weekend on the App store:
http://theportablegamer.com/2010/08/touch-racing-nitro-free-weekend/
Not caught up.
I just watched the Big Lebowski on Netflix streaming the other night. Wouldn’t say I’m a Lebowski cultist, but I dig it. Coen Bros + Jeff Bridges = win.
I think I’ve already expressed my disappointment with what the Expendables appears to be. Instead of the next Army of Darkness or a superior SoaP, it appears to be another meathead Stallone action movie rehash.
I love my meathead Stallone.
Er…
No, but point taken Jack. Still looking forward to it
This helps.
http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-expendables,44102/
Not sure what my top 10 movie list would be. I’d need to spend some serious time thinking about it, but here’s a list of 10 movies I really like:
Memento
Pi
Shawshank Redemption
Cyrano
Galaxy Quest
Up
Iron Giant
Blade Runner
Lord of the Rings
Henry V
Ask me again tomorrow, and I’d probably provide a different list. I don’t tend to think in lists.
CP: This Cowboy’s Hat — Chris LeDoux
CP: The Big Guns — Jenny Lewis With The Watson Twins
Huh.
I hadn’t realized that today is Friday the 13th.
Personally, I don’t understand the fuss. I tend to like these days. 🙂
*snikk*
I can only name a few movies I would put in a top ten and they are movies i would watch over an over without getting sick of:
Matrix
Shawshank redemption
Anchorman
Deep Impact
Lord of the Rings
if I added 5 more Like ditto it might change tomorrow
Wow. People reacting sensible when it comes to anime and manga?
Will wonders never cease?
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2010-08-12/florida-library-makes-teen-area-after-manga-complaints
Of course, that won’t stop certain individuals from causing trouble.
CP: Ladykillers — Lush
Supersexy mistah
Lord of the Rings
Blade Runner
Contact
Signs (I know I’m going to catch hell for that one)
Star Wars original trilogy
Serenity
THX 1138
The Dark Knight
Momento
Fight Club
Those are the ones that come to mind first.
Facebook is funny. Today I got a friend request from one of my college professors and typed message from a female friend I haven’t talked to since I was 14. Seems she likes metal and scifi, perhaps I’ll get her posting here. LOL
Also,
Jack: Congratz!
CJ: Congratz!
Rhettro’s sanity: My condolences.
I’ll be there in hell with you Rhettro, I liked Signs also
Voted, Cj. Also voted for Goodnight Moon. Also noted that Raffi is one hairy gentleman.
Thanks reap, I’ll try and remember the marshmellows.
Crap I need to vote for the mighty mommy.
one more movie I loved that people rip on all the time:
battlefield earth
I liked Signs too.
Hell is hot but it’s a dry heat
CP: My Bionic Eyes — Liz Phair
The aliens were just silly in Signs, spoilt the movie for me.
Count me in for Signs. Great Great flick.
Is this the Droid you’re looking for?
http://img.droidforums.net/img/r2d2-droid2-t.jpg
Special edition of the Droid 2 on Verizon that will be available at the end of September.
I must confess I’m not sure how I feel about it.
Signs was Shyamqlawan23wtfc3po{}alan’s last great movie.
I’m also terrible at making top 10 movie lists…. so I’ll play it pretty safe:
The original 3 Star Wars,
The first 2 Godfather’s
the 3 LOTR films
Pulp Fiction
Spirited Away
For me the aliens in Signs weren’t really the focal point of the movie, so their depiction wasn’t of consiquence to me. But to each his own. 🙂
I actually agree with Rhett…. how…how?
Top 10 list of movies? Man, that is a tough one. I would have to go along with the sentiment that they would have to be ones that I can watch anytime.
A few that come to mind:
Star Trek 2
The Fifth Element
The Incredibles
The Matrix 1 (and 2, there was no third movie in that trilogy)
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
The Sting
Alright, I’ll have to think of more later.
Rhettro: I agree
Ed there was barely a 2 in that trilogy.
Inception was great, but I’ll need to see it more than once before I consider it one of my favorites.
How can I forget!?
The Blues Brothers
I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrve that movie.
Well, the last Shamalama Dingdong movie I liked was “Lady in the Water.” But then again, I have a thing for Bryce Dallas Howard. I found a lot of simularities between LITW and Close Encounters.
Matrix 2&3 were disappointments, but I don’t think they are nearly as bad as many claim. The Wachowski brothers were their own worst enemies when creating those movies.
The problems with 2 and 3 were when 1 ends and the main character becomes “god,” anything after that would be a dissapointment. As such I would have enjoyed 2 and 3 much more if they would have called them something else. Although the parody of Matrix 2 with Will Ferrel was hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9boWsVfKNo
Who’d a thunk Justin Timberlake and Will Ferrell could make anything this funny.
Matrix 2 was a very cool plotless pointless action movie, which set the stage for a great finale. . . . except. . . Matrix 3 was a disaster.
ditto to ditto’s Blues Brothers nod.
Also of note:
Taxi Driver
Alien/Aliens
Raiders of the Lost Ark (how could I overlook this??)
A Fish Called Wanda (!!!)
I think we’re going to need a bigger ten.
Finished listening to “The Pillars of Creation” today. It’s the 7th book in Goodkind’s Sword of Truth.
I would definitely have to rate it the weakest of the series so far, especially after the high point that book six offered. While I generally appreciate a good fat fantasy tome, there was not enough story to fill how ever many hundreds of pages there were in this book.
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
love it
CP: good eats
next Dark Star
than some movie from the list or maybe Pink Floyd The Wall now that my Tivo can play .MKV files
Yep, put me down as another “Baron Munchausen” fan. Loved it.
this is one of the things i love most about talking about movies and not one in particular you all have reminded me of movies i haven’t thought of in years
We have Palooza choices for many years to come.
I completely forgot Groundhog Day!
This article reminded me of it.
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/2010/07/groundhog-day-or-the-problem-with-ab-testing.html
i liked groundhogs day.
hmmm what to watch next
the wall or zardoz
Wear that red nappy Reaper.
Still cloudy…sigh
A flash game to divert:
http://mikengreg.com/solipskier/
Learn to swear in different languages:
http://www.youswear.com/
Up and coming local blues guitarist.
http://www.myspace.com/samanthafishblues
She’s good. 🙂
And cute to boot. 🙂
CP: Jenny Says — Cowboy Mouth
“Stallone – the shelf stable meathead.”
I too liked “The Adventures of Baron Munchausen”.
It was a really BIG film.
… oh, and I found a copy of Dark Star at my local public library today.
Come on.
Nice find ditto on that Samantha Fish
Whirlwind cabin weekend starts shortly. Leaving to drive three hours north, visit my grandma and go to cabin, sleep overnight, then drive home sometime tomorrow.
And I’ll need to sleep on the ride home because I work at 11pm tomorrow night.
Supposedly, I’m taking the wife to go see Expendables today. That will be the second time we’ve been to the theater in 2010. I expect I will have a great time -because- I expect Expendables to be utterly terrible.
Whereas I am waiting to see Scott Pilgrim on DVD because I expect I will love it and want to pause and rewind, and rewatch it.
Drive Safe!
Where a lot of computers end up:
http://gizmodo.com/5612661/where-computers-lose-their-souls
Follow the link to the NYT page.. Depressing stuff.
I expect The Expendables to be utterly terrible too. That’s why I’m not going to watch it at all. If I manage to get to the theaters any time soon, I plan to see Inception and Despicable Me.
If anyone gets a version of Dark Star that has a “Special Edition”, watch the theatrical release. This is the first time I’ve seen a special edition that is significantly shorter than the theatrical release and manages to cut out some of my favorite scenes from the movie (along with many of the scenes that are essential to understanding much of the plot). :cwy:
But Charisma Carpenter is in The Expendables! COME! ON!
I’m going to visit my folks this weekend solo. Sly B has to work. /tweet
CDownloading: The Girl Who Played With Fire audiobook for my drive. I’ve only got 2 hours left of my current audiobook (Glass Rainbows) and it’s a 3 hr. one-way drive.
Ed, I bought Stone of Tears in dead tree version. It’s a GIANT paperback. Haven’t started it yet, though. I have a few tomes in front of it. I did quite enjoy book #1 of the series.
Just watched the first episode of ‘The Big C’, other than the Laura Linney character seeming far too healthy for someone with stage 4 cancer, quite enjoyed it.
I’m looking forward to that one, Van. Showtime does good series (except Weeds, IMO – bleh)! Nurse Jackie is one of my faves.
How long is the special edition Usedhair? the theatrical release is only 83 minutes.
Well the Expendable will have to wait till next week, off to see Black Dynamite, bow-chicka-bow-wow…
Despite my criticism of/hate for The Real L Word, I’m still watching it. Most of the women sound loaded 24/7. Is it possible that’s just the new valley girl?
Repulsive: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/12/dr-lauras-n-word-rant-rad_n_680680.html
She looks like an insane person.
Reading through the posts under that article on waste computers, I found an interesting entry from someone who claims to have “generations of parents from Ghana”.
It should come as no surprise but according to this person, the NYT article paints a pretty narrowly focused view of the situation. Sort of like going to the Appalachian mountains, finding an uneducated family that lives amide abandon junk (e.g. washers, cars, refrigerators) and writing an article that says “This is what America now looks like because of decades of consumerism.”
Well yeh sure, THAT part of America does but it is NOT representative of the country or the people in it.
We seem to like to do that. Find the worst case scenario/person and use them/it as a poster child for an entire group.
In this case “we” was a generalization of the American public and not specifically the Deadpan.
… and yes, I am aware of the irony of using a generalization to point out the wrongness of mass generalizations. I’ll probably tare a rift in the space/time continuum if I keep that up.
Van: The Special Edition is only 68 minutes long. According to the box (which I should have read before attempting anything but the theatrical release), it was originally intended as a 68 minute long student film and the “hollywood producer” Jack Harris convinced them to shoot an additional 15 minutes for theatrical release. I’m sure Carpenter and O’Bannon felt that the movie would stand alone just fine without the added scenes, but I really felt their loss. The scene with Doolitle playing the improvised organ was one of my favorite things about the movie.
Dark Star mild SPOILER:
Here is an interesting discussion point for us all to think about with the palooza. From wikipedia:
Sgt. Pinback claims to be liquid fuel specialist Bill Frug, who accidentally takes Pinback’s place on the mission after failing to rescue Pinback from committing suicide by wading into a fuel tank before the mission. However, this may be evidence of Pinback’s space madness and desire to go home as he makes these claims after one year of being on the ship and demands to be sent home.
I got the sense from the novelisation of DS by Alan Dean Foster that Pinback was indeed Bill Frug, and the rest of the crew knew this, but in Doolittle case he knew something was wrong but couldn’t remember why.
Is there anything that Alan Dean Foster has not written a novelization for?
He’s done quite a few….
Okay, is the DP clock showing Arizona time?, cos it’s 00:07 here in the uk.
I think it’s one hour behind AZ time, Van.
Well, this is interesting:
http://www.blu-ray.com/news/?id=4996
Not sure I’ll shell out the coin for it since it won’t have the original original trilogy (COME ON, Blade Runner includes what, six dozen different cuts of the movie…alright a mild exageration, but still, COME ON!).
The video clip in the story is worth clicking on the link, at least.
In case you missed it…
Expendables Twitter Review: Perversely disappointed it didn’t suck more. Sloppy storytelling needlessly dilutes the awesome. 3 stars.
I don’t want to be a spoiler, despite thinking this is the sort of movie to be bothered by spoilers. Let’s just say that it was nice to see Charisma on the big screen and I giggle maniacally while going ptwoo. – ptwoo – ptwoo -ptwoo – ptwoo – ptwoo.
+not
As far as I can recall, Dr. Laura has always been an evil woman.
That said, I’m really not sure if this incident warrants this much attention. Surely it wasn’t as devastating to our children as the wardrobe malfunction a few years back…
I may be a tad late with this one, but… I OMGWTF’ed when I saw this one (technically SFW):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVogg_0Hhus
I suppose it’s too late to warn JohnBoze not to read from the Necronomicon while out in that cabin in the woods. . . .
Incidentally, we were too damn tired to watch Dark Star tonight. I plan to watch solo tomorrow night. I’m pretty sure my disc from Netflix is the 83-minute Director’s Cut.
Just watched the cross over episode of W13. I’m annoyed with them again. Those Secret Service agents shouldn’t shriek and throw their hands up in the air while running for cover.
It’s fine to have magic things, but please have consistent characters. Jeez.
Oh, and more Artie and Claudia.
Lucius Shepard takes apart Inception:
http://www.electricstory.com/reviews/review.aspx?title=new/inception
Funny seeing Harry Dresden pop up as a vampire in the Gates…
Hi pan!
stopping by for a few 🙂
We’re at treatment in chilly SF.
Nomad Scry sez: Funny seeing Harry Dresden pop up as a vampire in the Gates…
please explain Mr Scry. Where is my dear Harry Dresden a vampire??
Anyone here read The Vampire Files series by P.N. Elrod?
We just picked up Volume 1
Hugh sez: Based in Chicago, about a vampire. Andrea almost came on herself getting it
I did not!!!! 🙂
Chicago and vampires just happen to be 2 of my favorite things
Hugh sez: after Egyptians and Romans
I just read the most interesting book about Rome! It was called: Cleopatra’s Daughter by Michelle Moran
About Octavian taking Antony and Cleopatras kids back to Rome with them after he defeated them and they killed themselves. Really really interesting well written book.
Cleopatra Selene is someone who gets omitted a lot in history
Like Boudica (spelling?) Another strong woman who gets ignored
Hugh sez: Irish warrior women are hot
swooon!
you know who scares the crap out of me? Livia, Octavian’s wife
Hugh sez: Anyone who ever watched I, Claudius trembles at the mention of Livia
[livia] Don’t eat the figs [/livia]
*shudders*
I do love the Roman empire. Crazy ass people, but still love that time period. And Egypt too.
Hugh sez: but we are not here to talk Ancient Egypt nor Rome
We are here to Deadpan baby!!
*hold please*
well. There goes that 🙂
We were going to pan until Hughs family got here (1 of his sisters family is visiting us) and they are here now. They just called to make sure they were parking in the right spot.
and please everyone keep your fingers crossed for us. Hugh is getting a major evaluation to see the progress of the treatment in a week and a half. This will be the 1 that we might hopefully possibly get an actual estimation of when his cancer will be in total remission!! Very exciting stuff!
they are doing a biopsy as well as MRI scans and stuff so they can get a good look at the cancer cells and see how strong they are still.
So hopefully we will have some good news coming up here soon 🙂
any good vibes you can spare to send our way would be really appreciated 🙂
Go Hugh Go !!!!!!!
Fingers crossed for good news Hugh.
+for
Good luck for Hugh
and as for Dresden… I don’t know the name of the actor who played Harry, but he is (was?) playing a vampire named Christian on the ABC show The Gates. It’s a pretty crap show, but it has vampires, so I’m watching it
Funny thing is I actually think of the actor who played Harry when I picture Jim Butcher in my head.
Moffat’s Sherlock is supposed to start airing in the US on Masterpiece in October. w00t!
Woot indeed NS, really enjoyed Sherlock when it was aired here recently.
Crossed here, TSH. Bestest wishes.
I Claudius is ined the biz. Oh and if you watch you it you’ll see a young Patrick Stewart at some point..
+de
Definitely best wishes for Hugh. We need more Smarty Hottie action around the Deadpan.
Happy Birthday Gary Larson:
http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2010/08/happy-60th-birthday-gary-larson/
Thank you everyone 🙂
Patrick Stewarts character in I, Claudius was very non-jean luc picard
Nomad- now that you mentioned that I remember seeing a preview of that show because Hugh and I both pointed and exclaimed its Harry! at the screen 🙂
I might have to check that out just to see the vamp action
I miss Dresden on scyfy but I am more interested in Jim Butcher concentrating on gettin that next book written!!!!! He has many many things to answer.
Speaking of vampires, Are you or anyone watching Being Human?
Our summer TV watching has consisted of Warehouse 13, Being Human and Mad Men. Course now football is starting up in a bit. Sigh. My non sports summers are way too short. Although this year was cut even shorter with the world cup action.
Happy BD Gary Larson!
Yup TSH, I watched both seasons of Being Human, looking forward to S3.
Love Being Human.
Saw the premiere of BeHuman and really liked the premise and the cast. Caught one more … and then for no particular reason I didn’t make a point to tell the TiVo to get it and forgot about it.
The adverts for it’s new season have been getting my attention … but I’m afraid now I may be to far behind in the plot.
Thank you thank you thank you everyone who voted. I’ve no idea what chance I have, but I’m still stunned by being a finalist and I’m in good company!
In other news – I talked to my not-actually-dead exboyfriend on the phone.. He’s super alive, married, kids, job, and sounds great!
TSH – I’d almost recommend holding off on the Gates. It is rather washed out with vampires, werewolves, witches, and succubus… so far. The 4th episode has the main mundane character revealing that he thinks he is a monster shortly before one of the monsters reveals himself to the mundane.
So maybe it is going to start doing something, but so far I’m pretty bored with the Gates.
I loved Being Human. Season one had a great/terrible cliff-hanger-y ending.
I appreciated that the wolves were also Whovian characters. Which basically means I was waving my finger at the screen, “Hey! That’s the guy!”
Big up support for Hugh Smarty Hottie, freals.
Unrelated thought: There are many great comics out there, but Gary Larson’s genius is still unmatched. I didn’t bother to Snopes-test this, but if it’s legit, then it seems to have been a classy, mature way for GL to handle the whole sticky copyright topic: http://www.portmann.com/farside/
Goodnight :lady-with-cateye-glasses:
Greetings from Monday in America.
TSH: Best of luck.
Saw Inception over the weekend. Quite good. Of course, we learned that there’s something post-credits. So I have to hunt around and find out what we missed.
Hey Pan
I’m adding my well wishes to the group TSH.
Funny thing about The Expendables yesterday, while the theatre was pretty much full, I think I could count on one hand the number of females there.
I wonder what that says about me since I was the one who suggested it to hubby.
You. Rock.
But do I roll? 😎
Well with a good push and a steep incline..
Are you kidding?
You rock ’cause that’s just the way you roll!
whaaaa.
I only got 12 out of 20. I really thought I knew my Weird better than that.
http://entertainment.howstuffworks.com/weird-al-yankovic-quiz.htm
I don’t know if I’d roll so much as tumble, Van. 😉
Well J0e, I only got five. What can I say, obviously I’m not as into Weird Al as some of you :cheerful:
Good Morning!
Much love and prayers to TSH and Hugh!!
In other news I’m very stuffed up and miserable today. My Boo has been away for a few days and I have been going in and looking after her menagerie. My allergies are in overdrive right now. I’m sooooooo happy she’s coming back today, I don’t think my sinuses could handle much more of this.
Morning My Goddess!
Now… spreadsheets.
Theres nothing post credits. Null. I stayed specifically after the credits for that reason. SO….unless I totally missed something I think thats a falsehood thats been spreading around the nets.
CW: Latest Mad Men episode
Streamed to my IPad from my desktop cos I can.
*sticks tongue out at van* :tongue:
Good Morning, :pan: !
And now I officially say “I’m not catching up beyond today’s Nipples”
I got 15 out of 20 on the Weird Al Quiz. Should have known that one about who wouldn’t let him parody…
As long as it’s official Lejon 🙂
It’s officially official. This Nipple will not reference anything pre-August 16th… post-nipples from here going forward will not reference that either.
And something something something Darkseid
Good Morning Pan. Best wishes for TSH and Hugh!!!
Time to take the Weird Al Quiz.
Currently working on my bosses “little” project. Starting at April 2007 and going forward. Luckily I have until October to finish it, so there may be some hope.
Good luck Hugh!!!
I also stayed post Inception credits. There wasn’t anything.
I also thought that was a pretty poor review of the movie. No movie can stand up to intense scrutiny. It seemed that the reviewer was just looking for excuses to be snarky.
Hoopy doopy, 13 correct on the Weird Al quiz. But, I must confess I guessed well on about half of those.
Hoopy doopy? I haven’t heard that since Go Go Gophers
Ow. Only 11/20 for me.
I know so little about Weird Al that I’m giving that quiz a miss.
CP: Wild Thing — Tone-Loc
Um. . . . I got 17/20 on the Weird Al thing. I don’t know how I should feel about that.
If you guess Van, you can get as many as five right :cheerful:
If you guess, you can get as many as 20 right! 🙂
Not that you will… but it is possible.
Oh, oh, oh! I forgot to mention, hubby and I saw Starship Troopers 3 on the weekend. Believe it or not, it was better than 2, but still kind of silly.
Although hubby couldn’t figure out why they had Jolene Blaylock dressed in a complete military suit and tie. He felt she should have less clothing. 😉
Thanks for the Inception input. I feel better.
It’s still morning, right?
Damn Mondays!
CP: Battle For The Sun — Placebo
Don’t listen to the latest Starshipsofa JN…don’t say I didn’t warn you.
I thought Inception was great and would have liked it more if Cillian was in the lead role over Leonardo. Also got caught up on “True Blood season 2” and “Sparticus:Blood and Sand” -very good and very adult series.
CP: Teen Angst (What The World Needs Now) — Cracker
Starship Sofa has fallen victim to my latest round of trimming.
Snip, snip goes the scissors.
Yeah, I’m down to 119 podcasts feeds.
What to do when you are constantly accused of flirting and you don’t think you are flirting..
-s ^
Vanamonde: That’s a good question. I’ve had some trouble with this in the past. But, those that have made the claims were horribly insecure, and highly controlling. I’m not in their company any longer. Probably not a big help for you.
Audible has forced me to cut back a lot on my podcast subscriptions.
No matter what, though, there is Deadpan.
Hey guys. What a rotten day.
RESET
Podcasts I subscribe to:
Democracy Now (usually just listen to the headlines unless I’m really interested)
Escape Pod (listen infrequently based on the description)
JACK MANGANS DEADPAN
NPR: Fresh Air (listen to about one of every 4 or 5)
PodCastle (listen infrequently based on the description)
Savage Love
Sigler Stuff
This American Life (we save these up and listen on road trips)
Wander Radio
^ and I listen to Love Long & Prosper to hear Cj from time to time, even tho I’m not a Trek-ite.
Van.
STOP FLIRTING WITH ME!
On a more serious note … the only way I know of to deal with this issue is to stay clear of the accuser.
Loving the Bunny right now… loving the Bunny.
Van- I say start flirting vigorously, then you can say, see now THAT’s flirting.
Thx for the advice everybody, I suspect walking away is the only viable option.
Only look if you are really good at maths:
http://rjlipton.wordpress.com/2010/08/15/the-p?np-proof-is-one-week-old/
Wow, that Weird Al quiz is really well constructed. I can usually get a 50% on any multiple choice test, whether I know the subject or not. On this one… not so much.
6/20 or 30%
QUIZ SPOILERS:
3 were blind luck
1 was because I know that Weird Al does polka.
1 was because I know Prince is a dick.
1 was because … er… I forget. I just remember that it was non-Al based knowledge.
Van – Depends. If you’re in a relationship with the accuser, may god have mercy on your soul. If it is someone else, maybe that is their entirely passive aggressive way of hitting on you.
Or it could just be someone who enjoys needling you, who enjoys seeing you react.
… Yeah, not really a positive thing I guess.
I don’t understand a single math-y thing he is saying, but I love the way it is written. How often do you see someone actually use the word PITH?
It’s been a long since I read about Dr Livingstone.
+time
There was math on that page?
If P?DP
then DP=the way
That’s all the math I need
I only got 11 right. But, no questions from “Peter and the Wolf”? Come on!
Another day another free app, a puzzler this time:
http://toucharcade.com/2010/08/17/blast-from-the-past-grab-loopy-laboratory-for-free/
Very cool robot ice cream server:
http://robonable.typepad.jp/news/2010/08/16yaskawa.html
Just watch the vids to see it in action.
I was disappointed I missed the “When did Al get the “Weird Al” nickname. I’m not sure what I was thinking when I answered that one.
Re: Robo cream
Did you notice the sign on the wall behind the robot? That has got to go on a t-shirt.
Front – picture of the robot
Back – the words “I make soft ice cream”.
Morning Pan!
Returning Cj’s love
According to the USPS two were delivered and one… well someone has to check their mail.
Today I’ve decided to get someone at work in trouble. It wasn’t actually a conscious decision but it had to be done 🙂
Van: I don’t think there is any problem with flirting, but if someone complains, then like everyone else said, just walk away. This is a good case where ignoring the problem (person) actually works.
[drive by]
thanks again everyone 🙂
more to comment on but no time right now.
you guys will just have to deal with my 2 day old comments later!! 🙂
[/drive by]
You can flirt with me any time, Van :kissing:
Hello TSH
Van: I haven’t been closely following the P?NP proof, but I’ve been aware of it. This is the first post I’ve seen that has covered it in any detail other than the typical “It’s probably wrong.”
My math certainly isn’t up to that discussion.
Helllloooooooooooo TSH! 😉
I love that a star is using her powers for good: Math Doesn’t Suck
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/08/16/danica.mckellar.hot.x/index.html?hpt=Sbin
So hubby has informed me, if the cat dies this year, we’ll go to Europe for our anniversary next year.
It was a mean thing to say simply because I don’t know what to hope for.
(disclaimer: our cat is old and the vet said she could die tomorrow or live another couple of years so it wasn’t as mean a thought as it seems)
I agree ditto, that’s one of the few celebrity stories I can get behind.
TEB: I know what you mean about the cat. I still miss Reggie, our old cat.
A good non-technical background of the P≠NP proof.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/17/science/17proof.html?hpw
We lost a cat last year to cancer. It was a bit of a surprise as we fully expected her to live longer than our current cat. Once this one goes hubby and I have decided we’re not going to get any more.
But they are so FLUFFY! 🙂
I agree ditto. Fluffy, cuddly, purrs are calming, etc. However it’s very heartbreaking when they die. Also, hubby and I want to start doing some travelling and that’s harder to do when you basically have a child at home.
Currently hubby and I have to take separate holidays (beyond a day or two) because our cat’s on medication and won’t take it from anybody except him or I.
I totally understand TEB.
I am NOT going to that IMAX Theater!!!
http://gizmodo.com/5614433/this-is-the-first-imax-3d-porn-movie-yes-imax-3d-porn
Ewwww. Sticky floor.
I agree ditto, ewwwww. And not just for the sticky floor.
Ah a vision of Mr and Mrs TEB in a cafe in Paris, the moon shines down on them, love is in the air, then they get insulted by the French waiters..
As 3D porn…you could always do it yourself for a small outlay:
http://www.crunchgear.com/2010/08/17/new-fujifilm-w3-3d-point-and-shoot-does-3d-at-720p/
Van,
Comment 1: Paris is one of the few places I’ve had no real desire to visit.
Comment 2: cool camera, ewwwww for suggested use.
I agree with Bunny. Van can flirt with me – preferably verbally – any time.
EssBee, check your snail mail!
Bunny, we missed a package yesterday – is that Canadian?
Yup.
It’s my way of flirting with you, EssBee 😉
My kitty is sleeping on a chair beside me and is snoring very loudly. It’s kind of cute, in a worrying kind of way.
Worrying?
If she’s snoring it means she’s stuffed up.
CP: Inside — Patti Rothberg
The problem is that the 3D IMAX pr0n film stars Rosie O’Donnell and Paul Giamatta.
But just think of the hair and then Paul Giamatta…
But just think of the hair and then Paul Giamatta…
How on earth did the wordpress let that duplicate pass?
Holy crap, that’s a huge crater.
http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2010/08/antarctica-site-of-the-biggest-impact-crater-on-earth-revealed.html
CP: sleep all day (green go remix) — The Rural Alberta Advantage
Van – ignore that. It’s just where they’ve changed the program to insert some “agents”.
As long as it isn’t Agent Smith. 😉
CP: Old Spice Remix — Mike Relm
I need to watch this at home later:
http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2010/08/15/the-call-of-cthulhu-in-under-2-minutes/
drive by:
not a bear you want to run into:
http://i.imgur.com/GdX42.jpg
NSFW level1 (language)
Seriously. I’m not even going to try to catch up at this point.
No time.
I need a TARDIS moving at 88mph to give me a push in my (imaginary) DeLorean… Of course, I’m still short 1 flux capacitor and a supply of plutonium…
reaper: lmfao
Lejon, you’re running the risk of a collision: http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=8901
(I have seen that t-shirt on Lejon)
SWEET! I’m sure glad I have an unlimited data plan, though I’m sure its days are numbered.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/08/17/verizon_1gbps_demo/
So finally got around to downloading the trial version of LIMBO…bloody hell that is one creepy game.
Van: Yes, it is.
Nice find on the McKellar story. Being as I’m going to have a middle school aged girl in another year, I think I’ll do some book shopping.
Jo: I missed the same Weird Al question. I know that in my case I remembered that he was submitting stuff to Dr. Demento in High School so I figured that was when he got the name.
So is there somewhere we can appeal that one … or are we just unappealing?
I have pictures of a couple people wearing that shirt.
Gotta catch up on my reading of messages.
For those of you that woot off…
http://www.woot.com
For those of you with kids that wootoff.. http://kids.woot.com
This has been a public service removing money from your pocket announcement.
woot
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woot
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Oh this made me giggle… because I have a bear that’s even bigger than hers!
http://www.pollplace.com/images_obj/2010/08/16/orig_559531237.jpg
Cj – Did you get the woot coupon yesterday?
Yes, but does yours have a bigger penis?
Oh.
That’s a microphone.
Nevermind.
“Big Z, little Z, what begins with Z? I do.
I’m a zizzer zazzer zuzz, as you can plainly see.”
– Dr. Seuss
Yes, I haz my coupon… and wootalyzer booted.
Ten tired turtles in a tuttle-tuttle tree.
Goodnight :Seuss:
Cj is primed and ready… and … COME ON!!!!
Ah but can you stand ‘the heat NS?
{catching up from the past 3 days}
RE: Being Human- it is an odd little show but I do really like it. The funny thing is I always like the vampire better than the werewolf (count me in as a member of team Edward) but I just love George on the show. I am more interested in George’s struggle then Mitchels. But I do love Mitchel too. He’s a vampire. Of COURSE I love him 🙂 Annie is so sweet too.
RE: Gates. I will hold off on it
RE: Inception. Hugh and I really need to try to get to see that before its gone from the theaters. The last movie we saw in theater was Sex and The City 2 🙂 lol. That was part of Hughs birthday gift to me. Before that.. omg.. i can’t even recall the last movie we saw in theater.
OH- I did take his nieces to see that last Twilight movie when they visited here when it came out. But Hugh wasn’t subjected to that form of torture with me.
Re: Weird Al- got 3 out of 20 🙁 guess my guessing abilities are lacking.
Dear ditto
I thought I was the only person in the world who listened to Placebo. Now that I know you listen to them I am sure you and I are meant to be together.
Breast, Dre.
Dear Johnny Null,
119 podcasts?!?!!??!!???! When do you sleep? When do you eat?
I have 2 podcasts I subscribe to (Deadpan + Savage Love). But only 1 that I ever listen to (Deadpan).
Bunny- I am sorry about your kitty 🙁
One of our cats we used to have died a couple months ago. Back when things started getting more involved with Hughs cancer we gave away our 2 cats to family members. Actually the cat died to cancer. His sister didn’t want to tell us that when it happened. Poor kitty 🙁
[/catching up from last 3 days]
trying to keep involved in things here 🙂
Sorry I usually really suck at it (and not in the good way)
night pan
night mush
Van – I feel ignorant. What ‘heat’ do I need to withstand?
Night Hotties. Dream well.
I finally saw something I wanted (and could afford), went to click the big yellow button and voila! Sold out.
Waaaaagh!
A primed and ready Cj NS.
Alas poor whitney, alas poor Judson
I knew them well
Fellows of infinite jest of most excellent fancy
My gorge rises at it
You shall be avenged!
Tomorrow’s opening ceremony will be dedicated to your memory
-Dr Seuss – The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T
TSH: Thankfully, I’m able to listen to podcasts while I work. I also typically listen to them while working out. I do skip a few now and again, based upon topic.
Well, I’ve spent the past few days having just about a total war with my mother. Should this still be happening at my age? Seriously, I feel like only a teenager should be saying this.
We’ve gone several years without speaking to one another in the past. I thought that I would give it one last go. After all, it’d be nice to have some representation from my family at any particular future wedding I happen to stumble into (My father and sister follow her every word as though it’s gospel).
But, it looks like it’ll never be. It’s a disgusting, shameful situation. But at least I have those that truly love me by my side.
I need a drink.
CW: latest Rubicon
Still slow!
alliteration AHHHHHHHHH
annoyance of the universe…
Re Big teddy bear: A friend hand a bunny so large after it got a hole and lost all the stuffing he used it as a costume. he was 17 and 6ft+
Good morning, DP.
Hottie, I’m with you on Being Human. It’s a unique show. Annie is so sweet, and hot. For a ghost.
cough
TSH *swooon*
An NPR reviewer takes other reviewers to task.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2010/08/12/129150813/-scott-pilgrim-versus-the-unfortunate-tendency-to-review-the-audience
About fucking time. 🙂
CP: Control — Poe
For a ghost.
For some reason, I thought that Danthol would appreciate this:
http://antiduckface.com/
(As far as I saw, SFW.)
CP: Foundations – Kate Nash
I’m looking forward the Scott Pilgrim movie, even tempted to get the graphic novels.
Although I would have to admit, if I was confronted with several evil Ex’s, I would probably say ‘you can have her!’
I’ll get my coat.
CP: Boys with Girlfriends – Meiko
that explains it:
http://i.imgur.com/SiqAT.jpg
I’ve avoided the Scott Pilgrim books, partly because I don’t like the drawing style, but also because I want to enjoy the movie on its own merit. I’ll read the books after I see the movie.
NS Nice link. the duck face is nearly as annoying as:
alliteration AHHHHHHHHHHH
(your welcome Jack)
the current wine.woot.com item might be a good one:
Soirée Bottle Top Wine Aerator
I have a different aerator and love it
ditto I’m not sure what that writer is getting at. Overall its been a really well received movie from the critics… ironically it seems not from the audience as its bombing miserably.
ditto, even with my zero interest in seeing Scott Pilgrim, I loved that NPR article. Bravo to its author.
Duckface is another thing that needed to be called out. Bravo again.
Are you a wine guy, reaper?
Johnny Null, that’s pretty disappointing. You want to give the people in your family all of the chances it takes, but it can be really difficult.
TSH!
Lo, I’ve seen that happen for many other movies (tho I haven’t seen any of the Scott Pilgrim reviews)…. the critics often are more concerned about looking than like cutting edge social gurus than actually reviewing the damn movie on its own merits.
How badly did we all get mocked during the Star Wars prequels releases?
Oh hes talking overall. Ok gotcha – in that case it makes more sense. I just found it odd he was using Pilgrim as an example since its reviews are rather good.
Jack, yep, I’m a big fan of wine. I prefer beer because I find it better, more complex, and the packaging makes it easier to have just one drink. I rarely get wine my wife wont drink because it doesn’t last that long on the shelf. It is also expensive. $10/bottle is hard to swallow when you have to drink it in 2 days when a 6 pack of good beer is also $10 and it can last a week or more.
and $4.50 a glass in a restaurant for a $5 a bottle wine hurts also.
Erg — (NSFW-ish, maybe sorta kinda):
http://www.djmick.co.uk/wtf/google-suggest-shows-just-how-screwed-up-the-world-is/
reaper: We have a Soirée aerator. We like it lots. I have no other one to compare it against, though. Have you tried one of those vacuum-top things for your wine? It’s helped us extend the shelf life a bit.
*sigh*
http://englishrussia.com/index.php/2010/02/17/russian-gadget-hackwrench-religion/
Pretty interesting:
http://hackaday.com/2010/08/18/drone-cracks-wifi-from-on-high/
So many here love their shirts. I actually like a couple of these, myself:
http://io9.com/5615539/show-some-team-spirit-dd-style
ZP takes a bucthers at Split/Second Velocity:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1939-Split-Second-Velocity
Johnny, we have this one: http://vinturi.com/ with out the tower.
I don’t have a vacuum-top thing but we have considered it.
Normally we will get some cheaper wines ($6-8) since we have gotten the vinturi and it seams to help make it drinkable the next day but the 3rd day not so much. A vacuum pump might help. I just finely got my wife to drink reds at room temp.
How long will the vacuum thingy help it keep? I love merlot and chianti but I never by them because my wife won’t drink them and I can’t finish a bottle in before it goes bad.
ZOMG I wanted this thing so bad:
http://i.imgur.com/dP1Ml.jpg
CP: My Sharona — Polysics
Lo Pan: That is AWESOME!
reaper: I’m guessing somewhere in the week-range.
CP: Tron Soundtrack Sample #1 — Daft Punk
Johnny, wow thats way better than the 2-3 days i get now. I’ll have to give any a second look any recommendations?
CP: District 9 — Clinton Shorter
When are our Dark Star assignments due?
reaper, you’ve perfectly summed up my wine/beer perspective.
I also know much more about quality microbrews than I do about wine, and have a terrible memory for wine labels, whether good and bad.
I understand that the wine’s terroir is probably the most important factor in determining the style and flavor, and that I have really enjoyed the bottles I’ve had from certain regions of Spain, France, and even Argentina. I’ve never loved any Californian or Australian (wine).
Given the option, I’d usually order a Malbec, although I can also be happy with a Cabernet.
The Dark Star episode is next week! So, get me your DS thoughts by Wednesday, plz.
Jack, I have the same problem with remembering wine labels. What I restored to doing in pulling out my phone to make a note when I decide and again after I have tried it to give it a rating…
when I even remember to do that.
The few times I order wine is when I have a stake or heavier Italian food just about anything else requires a good matching beer.
I can only remember a label or two at a time. Plus, we usually find new wines from my sister or through one of my friends. We typically buy what we know.
We were introduced to this about a year ago. Fantastic:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tempranillo
I can’t think of the name of the one we’ve been getting as of late (see?), but I know it’s a pino noir.
reaper: The one we have seems to work pretty well. Again, I have nothing to compare it to. I’ll look and see if there’s a name on it. I think it’s pretty generic, although Lady J usually buys really quality stuff.
Crap. It doesn’t look like I’ll be able to participate in the Dark Star Extravaganza.
Johnny Null, I like that policy. We usually but the best we can afford at the time or hold off if nothing looks good in our price range. Often enough if there are a wide range of an item available you get what you pay for… to a point
That sucks, ditto. Have you had a chance to watch yet?
No. I’ve had too much going on and I’m not in control of the NetFlix queue. Too bad you can’t stream the movie.
CP: Eve Of Seduction — Symphony X
CP: The Way I am – Ingrid Michaelson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJOzdLwvTHA
Yon bed doth call, but verily I say unto you, I have many a mile betwixt myself and it.
From the wikipedia entry on tempranillo wines: aromas and flavors of berries, plum, tobacco, vanilla, leather and herb
As much as I like wine, I’m just not that into seeing that my wine smells or tastes like leather.
Also, I highly recommend John Cleese – Wine for the Confused. I’m very much in line with the main message of “don’t let others tell you what should taste good to you based on price, color, or any other factor. Your taste buds are your own”.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0466506/
Also has one of the things I would most love to say in my lifetime: Many people have told me that (I wish I could remember the name of the wine here) is not a sophisticated wine. Both times that I’ve had wine with the Queen of England, we had xxxx. If it’s sophisticated enough for the Queen of England, it’s sophisticated enough for me.
I’ve never been able to enjoy drinking wine, it all tastes vinegary to me…I can just about stomach mead in small doses.
Van: must be some winey mead.
Van: I understand the whole “vinegary” problem. Have you tried “fruity” wines? There are some really good sweet ones… if you like sweet alcoholic beverages…
Holy Island is a good place to visit if you are in the area..if only for the Mead..
Van: also, with regard to Mead… are you getting the type that’s mixed with white wine, or pure honey mead? I know that Chaucer’s mixes, and I think the Tower of London stuff does as well…
Holy Island.
< Mental note: >
When traveling to the UK, Visit Holy Island… If ONLY for the mead…
< /Mental note >
Might be a mixture LJ:
http://www.lindisfarne-mead.co.uk/AboutUs.aspx
Not sure if fermented grape juice counts as white wine (feel free to laugh at my ignorance).
I’ll give the ‘fruity’ wines a try LJ.
Since I was under the impression wine was fermented grape juice.
I’ll be using an abacus next..badly.
..and then there people who are really into their mead:
http://drinkerofmead.blogspot.com/
+are
Hmm, going to have to come up with something pithy this weekend.
I thought this woot said “Okra enhancing” and I was like GrOSS! I don’t like Okra!!
http://www.woot.com/Default.aspx?WootSaleId=15077&ref=wootalyzer.com
And in case that link stops working:
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4136/4906171178_0fd2afdcb0_b.jpg
Bunny! OMG. Thanks, girlie. Hilarious note, as well.
Got Dark Star today. Now to just find time to watch . . .
I would pay $20 for a cigarette right now.
I have found that red wines taste vinegary to me and white wines do not. I’ve been told that this is because I’m drinking the “wrong” red wines, but I tend to avoid them all the same.
Wine is delicious, but gives me a headache.
I could make the same comments regarding some men I’ve had in my life, but that would be in bad taste so I won’t.
cough
Woah . . .
Does this podcast come in a “Value Pac” ?
I was thinking I could listen to some of it now and freeze the rest of it for later.
I have found that if a wine taste vinegary it wasn’t stored that well but when I have a sub from subway I get oil and vinegar on it so I wouldn’t notice till it was pretty strong and maybe very abused.
I refer to ye’old dead pan wisdom of:
“I have a penis what do I know”
Blarglefargle
I did the stupid H2 user error today, pushed record once and started talking, pushed it again 30 minutes later and started recording…
Le Sigh.
Well, LILITH’S LOVE podiobook is finally complete. The apartment is a wreck because we have to get ready for pesticide fogger bombing tomorrow. So I’m finally settling down to watch DARK STAR: Director’s Cut from NetFlix that finally arrived. Yay downtime!
Cj – I read that three times and never caught that it -didn’t- say Okra. I need to read more better.
DanS – w00t!
Tell me all your thoughts on God, cause I am on my way to see her. So tell me am I very far – Am I very far now?
A poem or a song lyric?
Song lyric – I think it’s Counting Blue Cars by … Dishwalla? Maybe?