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Wow Van, those 3 comments read just like my diary entries for most days….
There are seven lights!
…no wait that’s not it…
There’s a moth in my house. Kitty thinks it’s her new toy
Gutter, meet J0e’s mind. J0e’s mind, meet gutter :cheerful:
I have this beautiful bruise on my leg and I can honestly say it’s hubby’s fault. Bwahahahaha
Did a gentle game of Dominos get physical?
No. We have this big brick of a coffee table. Hubby was laying on the couch and pulled the coffee table closer so he could reach it. Me, not realizing the table was not in its normal spot, ran into it. bruise.
I have 108 items with the letter Q in my itunes.
My tiny shorts are white, by the way.
Bleeding obvious thought for the. Day:
Has Jack considered skiipping greasy comments that contain web links.
I think it’s funny listening to him trip over long web links 😆
Jack Mangans Deadpan #242: Freight Train Comin
Promo – Into The Blender (http://www.intotheblender.com/)
Ear buddies with
The Deadpan Avengers
The Energizer Bunny
Paul Maki & little Maki calls in
Ear buddies with
Lejon from Chandler
Ear buddies with
Jack pays off his NHL bet
Ear buddies will be on going. Let Jack know when you’re ready to join!
Send in content: 480-788-JMDP(5637) or e-mail: sphericaljackmatgmaildotcom
I may be forced to see ‘Rock of Ages’, I can’t help feeling by doing this I’m pissing away any ‘credit’ I have left.
I want to see Rock of Ages, although it will have to wait until it comes to video.
Hubby wants to see Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Killer this weekend.
I want to see that too, but going to wait for my buddy to join me. Maybe the weekend of the 1st. 🙂
You’re still very street in my eyes, Van.
Thanks for the Ecard Essbee, made me smile.
That’s because you have cataracts.
KIDDING, I LOVE YOU VAN!!!!!!
Speaking of cataracts.
NNNNO! NO RHETT! NNNNNO! THATS A BAD RHETT! BAD! RHETT!
Lo’s not wrong.
I’ll jump in and volunteer for further earbuddie contribution.
Think I’ll have to choose one linked a specific memory as in depth analysis of why I like or dislike something is beyond me.
I told Jack to add me too.
As for music, I’m fine with saying I like a piece of music simply because I like it, no other reason.
I also feel that I should warn anybody who likes games that required no skill to play but determination to succeed to stay well away from Pocket Planes on iOS devices.
Jack, What the hell are you doing talking to that Tony Mast guy. I hear he’s a real asshole. SRSLY. Don’t waste your time. 😉
Apparently Jack has been tied to the Mast.
It’s better than being nailed to the Mast. 😉
I’ll fight the man who disses Tony Mast! Unless it’s Tony Mast who disses Tony Mast. . . That gets way too Dr. Who for me to figure out.
CP: ENTERING THE RAT RACE — OVERCOLORED
“George, why are you chopping down that cherry tree, with an axe?
Father, I cannot tell a lie. Cherry wood makes the best stakes!”
Scene from “George Washington, Vampire Hunter”
I’m looking forward to ‘Nosferatu the vampire vampire hunter’
Van Helsing is an English Language teacher with a burning desire to correct grammar…
“a burning desire…” HA!
Hello Dan Warner, what brings you to these parts?
Must be the conversation cause it sure aint our looks…
Speak for yourself, Lo
cough Oh I am!
Well, Think Geek took more of my money. It’s funny how that happens.
Also, on the subject of spending money, signed hubby up with my doctor’s office today. Now to tell him…
I think he’s only been to a doctor’s once since I’ve known him and that’s been more than a few years.
I decided to wear my glasses today. One thing about contacts is I don’t have to clean them throughout the day.
So I watched the movie Bunraku. I kind of liked it. Very stylized
*hides in the corner*
Pardon my French, but dont you take that fuckin tone with me young lady!
Wow. This looks pretty cool.
Im a goddamn sucker for good album packaging.
Fuck me I spend way too much money on silly things. Like food. And gas. And clothing. And a roof over our heads. You know, the silly disposable shit.
Fun fact, today in 1867 the Emperor of Mexico was assassinated.
Funner fact – he was neither an emperor nor Mexican.
He didn’t die, but found the fountain of youth and became Maximillian Schell.
Van, explain “Mr. Blobby” to me, please. For I have just seen my first pic of him and I cannot find my eyes.
Horribly unappealing tv show character in the vein of Teletubbies but way more garish.
When you get your eyes back:
Why is his nose a Spider-Man mask?
I really don’t want to know.
I has a scared.
Just popping in to say hello, good bye and welcome to the silliness Mr. Dan Warner! :silly:
Now… to watch the next episode of Continuum. I’m not really overly excited about this show.
WelcOme, Dan Warner
Speaking of spending money on silly things…
The new Fiona Apple album was released today. I sense a digital download purchase in my near future
Welcome to the boards, Dan Warner! :happy:
Today there was freelance writing. And applying for jobs. And more freelance writing. And now, I am relaxing with some computer games. My life is so exciting.
^I think Bunny’s style of narration is rubbing off on me. :silly:
Id bitch about the current 80 degree temp at 9:32pm… but I see in PHX its fucking ALMOST 100 STILL.
You people are fucking nuts.
Oh, was it hot? I didn’t even noti– *thud*
Deadpan… Many comments enter, few conversations leave.
I might have been offended if they said, “melons” instead of cantaloupes
So. . . .
I entered “Vikings” in the Netflix search field.
Result 1: a documentary called, “Vikings: Journey to New Worlds”.
Result 2: Marisa Tomei.
RESULT 2 PLEASE!!!!!
Lo Pan –
…whereas punctuation does not matter!!! Holy stop/start, Batman!!!!
It’s 6AM. Do you know where your pillow is?
It’s 5am here & a pillow is underneath Beckham & the other has Graces head propped up on it.
Must get more sleep, as I have lots planned today, during the longest day of the year.
Happy Solstice– make an ice cream sundae today, Pannites. 🙂
Oh yeah. Summer solstice. Also my mom’s birthday. I must try to remember to call her at some point today
I’m sure it was the 21st when I was a lad.
Yesterday I had time to actually watch a movie but I didn’t play by play it. Today I expect to have even more time. Part of the problem is, I’m pretty much down to mainstream movies (Rum diaries anyone?). My DVR is only 27% full. The movie channels had better clean up their acts and give me some decent bad movies. I might have to start cruisin’ Netflix
Rum Diaries is nonsensical crap!
Is that PBP worthy, Bunny?
If its too mainstream, I usually won’t do a PBP simply because of spoilers. I figure a number of people will want to see it at some point so I generally avoid such fare
Saw it at the flicks, i doubt anybody else would care if you spoilt it, not a great movie.
I’ll check my DVR later. Pretty sure I still have the new Nightmare on Elm Street on there.
I was watching Continuum last night. At one point the male lead turned to the female lead and said, “Did any one ever tell you you watched too much Star Trek as a kid?”. Now, she just looked at him and said nothing, whereas I turned to hubby and asked if there was really such a thing,
If you’re a Patti Smith fan, you’d enjoy the latest episode of All Songs Considered:
Disclaimer: ASC is the most NPR-y show on NPR
I think I saw something like this on PBS last week. There was a lot I didn’t know about her early biography.
Skipping the article itself, I loved her “choose who you are” at the bottom where you post comments.
CP: 3 Skinny Girls — The Fratellis
So the Deadpan lives!
Baron Frankenstein would be proud.
this is the second time I was going to do a movie PBP and Deadpan died on me. I wonder if it’s telling me something.
Oh well, I know I won’t have time tomorrow but maybe on Thursday. *shrug*
I was going to post this earlier today so we had lots of time to decide but WordPress had other ideas
Ok. The movies I have on my DVR that may be PBP worthy
Nightmare On Elm street (the new remake)
I’m looking at after lunch on Thursday now, so feel free to access IMDB and make a choice
You can also let me know what format you prefer. Rhyming, only a set number of word per post, descriptive (ie. when I get my mansion it will have secret passages) or a regular PBP.
But now… Back to work
Please dont do Red State.
Johnny put his broken washer on his front porch.
Joe Bob takes his gun outta his truck. Time for squirrel hunting.
The cousins are over for a visit. Lou Ann shoots him the come hither look.
Ignore Lo and do Red State.
It is short after all.
All post should be done in the comic stylings of Yakov Smirnov.
example – “In Soviet Russia, broken washer puts YOU on the front porch.”
Only when taken with orange juice.
CP: Thunderstorm — Matthew Sweet
Today’s the solstice? Where’s the maypole? Considering all the Canadians on the board we may have to settle for maple.
Finger licking good.
I’ll get my coat.
Why is it all sticky in here??
Slumming it in the past on May Day.
Is “slumming” and “shagging” interchangeable?
I depends upon who you’re shagging Rhett 😉
Bumpin’ the uglies?
So I have to raise my hand and state I don’t get ‘Magic the Gathering’.
Been playing with the new iPad app and so far I’m not inclined to spend money on getting the full version.
Hubby use to play the actual card version when we met. He taught me and we would play sometimes. We have since given all his Magic cards to Boo’s boyfriend
I still have a ridiculous number of cards. The collector inside me refuses to give them up.
The biggest appeal for me was deck building.
Work done, now for some book time
CR: Blackout – Mira Grant
I can’t wait to start reading that one!
I’m CR (not now, but you know) The Dome by S. King. It’s a good one, but I’m sure on page 1,000 there will be some bizarre reason for the entire plot that pisses me off. I have a love/hate relationship with good ole SK.
I’m also CreR the Wheel of Time series. I’m nearly done with the last (until January) book, and have to say, what a great series. I love it dearly.
I just started reading Across the Nightingale Floor by Lian Hearn after having finished Discount Armageddon by Seanan McGuire. Mira Grant is a pseudonym of McGuire’s.
How was Discount Armageddon? It looks like the T.A. Pratt books I really dug.
I haven’t read any Pratt books. DA was a lot of fun through.
Fyi: Seanan is a local filk singer and Con regular here.
Fyi2: I read that whole Nightingale Floor series a few years ago. Its mostly leaked out of my brain by now, but I remember enjoying them. I’d love to get your take when you finish that book, ditto.
I’ve read most everything that Seanan has written, both as herself and as Mira Grant. I highly recommend her books.
I’ll let you know what I think about the Nightingale book once I’m done with it. I’m only about 40 pages in. I’m recognizing a lot of the Japanese Waring States references. 🙂
CR: Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn.
Just picked this up on a whim I got from reading reviews. It’s my first psycho-thriller.
I really do need to reread the WOT series before I get to the last book.
Many years ago, I swore, as I danced naked under the full moon drenched in the blood of a freshly sacrificed African swallow, that I wouldn’t start the series again until it was complete. For Lo, did I fear that the Jordan would follow in the footsteps of the Herbert and shuffle off this mortal coil while leaving the work incomplete.
Now, that Sanderson has finished the first draft and is in the process of polishing it up, I think I may be able to declare the oath fulfilled in spirit and start spending those Audible credits with abandon!
So, can’t we just storm the Electoral College and vote in Tyrion Lannister for president?
With the eunuch as his VP? Varys President?
Question for Jack, Bunny, or anyone else with a good memory for these things:
Within the last 4-6 months, the Deadpan has run a promo for some guy’s website that offers free, podsafe, royalty-free instrumental music. Does anyone remember his name, or the site’s name? I need some of that music for a freelance project.
I don’t remember off the top of my head, Amy. I can look it up in the notes. Also try pod safe music
Amy, I went back to episode 220 and couldn’t find anything. It must have been on one of the episodes I didn’t do show notes for. sorry.
Thank you so much for trying, Bunny. 🙂
Tony C Smith (of the Starshipsofa podcast) is looking for. Ok integer US male narrators:
‘@StarShipSofa: Looking for Male US narrators. All voluntary. firstname.lastname@example.org with 2min test’
Ed, you’d better get busy. A Memory of Light comes out in early January. It’s taken me a good 6 months to re-read (listening to the audiobooks). Very enjoyable!
Also, mwah, Eddie. Long time, no sees.
Getting old sucks *dons my reading glasses*
I might have to get a new water fountain for my kitty. Between the hard water of Calgary and my messy kitty, I think this one is finally past cleanability.
Laptop woes, I haz em.
z and s keys got transposed?
All your key are belong to us.
CP: Can’t Stand Losing You — The Police
Time to experience a walk in the rain.
It does sound lovely. Enjoy the quiet
… and a Piña colada.
Today is the MMmmmmmmini Mmmmmmmmeetup in Denver! I have a portable recorder and possible tricks up my sleeve, so watch out!
Was tempting to write fiction…
I have a rant prepared. Sleeves watch out!
It’s tough having a neurotic cat. She’s scared of the new water dish. Which is silly because it’s identical to the one she had except her other one was pink and this one’s green :ermm:
CA: doc office
Being online with Tech Support is an exercise in condescension.
The last straw with my cable company was this:
The last three times I contacted them about a service problem, the ‘tech’ who answered the phone couldn’t help me, so I asked to be transferred to the automated voice-driven afterhours help system. Each time the computer could help me more efficiently, more effectively, and with clearer communication than the human could.
Where HAL refused to open the pod bay doors, the human operator simply had no idea how to do it.
“Unplug it, then plug it back in. I’ll wait.”
Hmm.. but did you try rebooting?
1. I haz laptop woes again too. I kind of can’t fucking believe it.
2. Amy, I’d have answered your question, but see item #1. Sorry, I can’t remember the guy either.
3. The Denver Deadpan super-collision is today?! Have fun, you kids. Be good.
1. Your porn hath offended the laptop gods.
And in other news, USB flash drives of 32 gigabyte capacity are now available in the $20 range.
And no, if I get an earbuddy, I won’t subject them to a 17 minute long track.
I asked hubby if moving to the high school in in September meant he would have fewer evenings away from home. His, not very encouraging reply was that it would most likely get worse. hmmm.
Ok…maybe humanity isnt totally fucked… (apologies if this is a double post)
That IS swell.
CE: ice cream and blackberries. Yum
Red Lights was a bit shit.
That is all.
…as in… District?
Watched Dog Day Afternoon yesterday for next week’s BSP recording.
Chris Sarandon plays a surprisingly good gay, transvestite, pre-op transsexual, Jewish mother.
Congrats to Gabriel Landeskog! Your 2012 Calder Trophy winner. Now, dear Avs, BUILD A GODDAMN TEAM AROUND HIM!!
Lundqvist gets the Venzina trophy? Over Quick? Penne over Smith? *scratches head*
At least Doan got the Messier.
Congratz to the Skog as well.
I think since Quick got the Conn Smythe, and Lundqvist had a better regular season is why he picked up the Venzina.
And what exactly is the “NHL Second All-Star Team?”
Is that the– “oh we f’ed up & shoulda had you (Whitney) in the real All Star game but we’re tools, do here is a silly after-the-fact shout out instead.
Lost Winds goes free on the app store:
ZP dabbles in slavery as he reviews Dragon’s Dogma:
I still want to play it.
I’m off to meet JB and LP. My mother thinks it’s pretty unwise to go meet two men I am associated with online.
Did you tell your Mum how many men you met in Phoenix?
Ha! Good point . . .
Considering Lo and JB, I may have to agree with your mom on that one.
We resemble that remark, don’t we. 😉
OH… oh and how
The pup & I are at the vet.
Holding my breath for hearing potentially not-so-good news.
…. So far, Imvery nervous aboutwhat the tech has found
Eeek. Sending good thoughts your way!
Hoping for the best Pixie *hugs*
Vet is ‘interested’ & ‘concerned about a growth near her bum.
Need to get it removed ASAP & pathology on it completed.
Grace is in good spirits mostly & appreciates the attention the staff gives her. She turns into a cheeky whore for attention.
Well, I spent a whole day fighting with the restore of T’s laptop. It’s mostly back to normal even though I had to pay Dell for support.
I hate laptops.
Oh! Oh its TCat’s laptop… ‘)
Hubby came home just a little emotional. Apparently, without him knowing why, the school called an impromptu assembly. There they announced he was moving to the high school. They then gave him a card signed by all the staff, $100 gift certificate to GameStop and a $300 bottle of whiskey. We both don’t want to open the bottle as it’s probably the only time we’ll have such an expensive scotch in our possession. Maybe for our anniversary?
Anyway, he was overwhelmed.
It’s great to be appreciated.
Kudos to your hubby.
CongratZ to the Hubby!
I say, have the scotch for a few occasions?
So it seems D’arcy + Boze + EssBee +Susie +Wynkoop Brewery = magic. Jus’ sayin
*wants to like. Like be there.*
Who’s Susie? a newbie like me?
“Now that’s a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen!” – – the content of the text message I never sent in reply to a photo message of JohnBoze and Lo Pan together.
I hope you shook the pillars of Heaven tonight! It would have been awesome to be there.
Been one of those go go go days.
My lunch plate & glass are still sitting here next to the computer.
I expect some kind of epic voicemail from somewhere in Colorado in an upcoming Deadpan episode! dammit!
“Epic” = “wtf omg crowd noise” 🙂
in the famous words of Essbee – “Pics or it didn’t happen”
Voicemail? You aim low in your desires…
Eye of the World has been downloaded. And so it begins…no wait, wrong series 🙂
For Your Eyes Only of the World is Not Enough.
For particular interest to Justa J0e and Nomad Scry… DCI update from the surface of the Sun:
1. Blue Knights – meh
2. SC Vanguard – kind of a snoozefest
3. The Academy – lagging in the “get your stinkin’ show together already category”
4. Phantom Regiment – kicks motherfuckin’ ass. 2012 DCI Champs all the way.
I look forward to hearing from the rest of the interested parties in how the other corps are coming along.
Yes, they ARE out in that heat marching around and playing instruments while they could be on a couch, playing Xbox and sucking down sodas.
Breaking Bad Meth Lab… in Legos
It’s possible Ive never loved anything so much as this…
A moth decided to spend time with me in the bathroom this morning. Sadly it drowned.
Of course, the fact I flushed it down the toilet may have contributed to this tragic circumstance
One of these days a giant mutated moth will escape your toilet..
Was a great mini mmmeetup indeed!l
On a different note, I did record Monster Brawl last night. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1716753/
It can be added to the three movies above for choice. I will definitely be doing a play by play today.
There! My day job is done until noon. My bathroom is clean. I have cookies in the oven. Not too bad for only 20 to 9 :happy:
And if you haven’t been concerned about the state of Malware in the world, this should give you pause…
Christ on a cracker…
Time to break out the old PDP-1’s and start again.
For health, add some muck:
CP: Grow Up And Blow Away — Metric
If this is the life, why does it feel so good to die today?
Waiting on a report they, you lucky, lucky people, it will be play by play time. :cheerful:
they = then
Interesting news. Good thing I haven’t started ME3 yet. Almost done rebuilding my ME2 game.
Son of a !!!
“The Extended Cut will be available to download at no additional charge on June 26th on Xbox 360 and PC and PlayStation 3.”
I can’t wait! Overall, it is an excellent game, but the lack of a proper epilog is my biggest complaint. I should be ready for it by the time I wrap up my 2nd play through on Insanity.
For Game of Thrones fans
CP: Gloria — Patti Smith
Happy birthday, JR!
I promise not to shoot you! 😉
Add my birthday wishes…
Wait, who’s JR?
HA!!!!!!!! OMG I get this… lord help me I get this
Put a south fork in this one, it’s done. Also, Happy happy birthday JRM!
Ok peeps! You were warned.
Because I got differing opinions on a movie, you’re getting the oldest one on my DVR. And that movie is Scream 4
The DVR writeup: Sidney Prescott returns to her home town of Woodsboro and encounters another ghost face killer, who terrorizes a new generation
I saw the first two but I don’t think I saw Scream 3
I did, however, get a request on how to do the play by play. *deep breath*. Wish me luck
In Russia, you don’t have coarse language, coarse language has you
In most horry movies, you don’t answer the phone, the phone answers you
I read that as horny.
Stupid auto correct. Horror
In most borrows you don’t get stalked on Facebook, Facebook stalks on you
In horrors, evil people don’t threaten you on the phone, you threaten them
In horror movies, a knife doesn’t stab you in the throat, the throat stabs the knife
You dont watch scary movies, scary movies watch you
Your best friend doesn’t stab you, you stab your best friend
Rogue isn’t in this movie, the movie is in Rogue
You don’t fall for bitches, bitches fall for you
Dumb blond with big tits don’t swear at you, you swear at the dumb blond
Dumb blondes don’t fall down stairs, stairs fall down dumb blondes
Towns don’t decorate like horror movies, horror movies decorate like towns
The cheerleader doesn’t drive like a maniac, tne maniac drives like a cheerleader
Merely guys don’t call you, you call creepy guys
High school kids don’t prank you, you prank high school kids
The deputy doesn’t come on the the sheriff, the sheriff comes on to the deputy
Sidney Prescott doesn’t do interviews, interviews do Sidney Prescott
The guy from Continuum doesn’t talk to you, you talk to the guy from Continuum
High school kids don’t have drama, drama has high school kids
You don’t hug cortney Cox, Courtney Cox hugs you
You don’t phone bad guys, bad guys phone you
Book covers aren’t covered in blood, blood is covered in book covers
You don’t break into sheriff’s office, the sheriff’s office breaks into you
Your lemon squares don’t taste like ass, ass tastes like lemon squares
Police don’t protect you, you protect the police
You’re not married for ten years, ten years are married for you
The president of Battle Star isn’t in this movie, the movie is in the president
You won’t turn are the lights, the lights won’t turn on you
Trevor isn’t being creepy, creepy is being Trevor
You don’t lock the window, the window locks you
The police aren’t Stupid are the police
You don’t watch Sean of the Dead, Sean of the Dead watched you
You don’t wear a sexy yellow braw, sexy yellow bra wears you
You don’t stand in the closet, the closet stands in you
The neighbour doesn’t get stabbed, the stabbed gets the neighbour
You don’t see a bloody corpse, the bloody corpse sees you
You don’t have plans for Sidney, Sudney has plans for you
Jill doesn’t get sliced, the sliced gets Jill
Nobody does a webcast about you, you do a webcast about nobody
Sorry work called. PBP to be continued shortly.
CP: Save Me — Unwritten Law
Ok, in about a half hour I’ll have to check in on work again but for now…
You don’t bribe the reporter, the reporter bribes you
Sidney isn’t the star, the star is Sidney
Sidney isn’t a victim, a victim is Sidney
Sidney doesn’t fire her press agent, the press agent fire Sidney
You don’t enter a dark parking garage, the dark parking lot enters you
Rebecca isn’t scared of you, you’re afraid of Rebecca
You don’t get out of the car, the car gets out of you
You don’t look under the car, the car looks under you
The locked door doesn’t stop you, you stop the locked door
A body doesn’t fall on you, you fall on the body
You’re not on team Gail, team Gail is on you
The art doesn’t implicate you, you implicate your art
You don’t keep a secret, the secret keeps you
You’re not under house arrest, house arrest is under you
You don’t handle the attention, the attention handles you
You don’t see shadows in the window, the window sees shadows of you
You don’t crash land on planet dork, planet dork LANs on you
You don’t crash a stab party, the stab party crashes you
You don’t make a drinking game, the drinking game makes you
You don’t head to the hay loft. The hay loft heads to you
You don’t cover up the cameras, the cameras cover up you
You don’t get snarky with the reporter, the reporter gets snarky with you
You don’t see a hidden camera, the hidden camera sees you
You don’t watch your wife getting attacked, your wife getting attacked watches you
You don’t record the murders, the murders record you
You don’t use a flashlight, the flashlight uses you
You don’t hear a wind chime, the wind chime hears you
You don’t hear dogs barking, the barking dogs hear you
You don’t play a deadly joke on your partner, your partner plays a deadly joke on you
On a side note, my cat is meowing at me, in the spirit of things, maybe I should meow at her
You don’t go shopping in the dark, the dark goes shopping in you
You aren’t glad you came home, home is glad you came
The killer doesn’t want your family, your family wants the killer
You don’t get stabbed through the mail slot, the mail slot gets stabbed through you
You don’t leave the deputy, the deputy leaves you
You don’t catch that mother f’er, that mother f’er catches you
Kirby doesn’t have classics, classics have Kirby
You aren’t accessories to a crime, the crime is an accessory to you
You don’t have jack Daniels, Jack Daniels has you
You don’t get lucky with a girl, a girl gets lucky with you
You don’t have bad timing, bad timing has you
You aren’t going to be upstairs, upstairs is going to be you
You don’t get killed on camera, camera gets killed on you
You aren’t alone in the house, the house is alone in you
You don’t kick the killer, the killer kicks you
The killer doesn’t break the door down, the door breaks the killer down
You don’t fall off a roof, the roof falls off you
You don’t hide in the basement, the basement hides in you
You don’t tell Charlie to get away from the door, Charlie tells the door to get away from you
You don’t live stab, stab lives you
You don’t have a list of scary movies, the scary movies have a list of you
You don’t stab Kirby.. Oh wait, yes you do
You don’t hold your boyfriend captive, the captive holds your boyfriend
You don’t soot your boyfriends penis off, you boyfriend’s penis shoots you
You weren’t born for this, this was born for you
The media loves a sole survivor, the sole survivor loves you
Sick isn’t the new sane, the new sane is sick
You didn’t know this day would come, this day didn’t come you know
You don’t stab you own shoulder, your own shoulder stabs you
You don’t smash your head into the mirror, the mirror smashes your head into you
The cops don’t come too late, too late comes for the cops
Jill doesn’t get the fame, the fame gets Jill
Sidney isn’t in ICU, ICU is in Sidney
You don’t fake your injuries, you injuries fake you
The hospital staff don’t have a meeting in the conference room, the conference room has a meeting in the staff
Two women don’t have a cat fight, the cat fight has two women
You don’t hit the sheriff with a bedpan, the bedpan hits you with the sheriff
You don’t throw your gun away, the gun throws you away
You don’t deliberate the brain, the brain defibrillated you
You didn’t shoot the bad guy wih a gun, the gun shoots you with the bad guy
You know what, this was an ok movie.
“I was looking for a hooker when I found you”
The movie wasn’t creepy, the creepy was movie!
If this is correct, being obese makes you a bad patent.
Again… be careful Canada…
I’m going to resist using the word ‘pending’ in this reply.
In better news,
A beer to watch for in the fall
I tried using the beer finder on their web site. Nothing within 100 miles from me :angry:
CD: Left Hand’s Smoke Jumper smoked porter
Just finished CD: Stone’s Sublimely Self-Righteous Ale
Read that as –
My voice isnt that smoov
Damn, thought was you on the UK version of Siri..
Morning Pan, doing a rain dance this morning.
You can still grab a free copy of Fruit Ninja:
League of Evil is also free for a while.
That was a rather epic play by play. Methinks choice is going to have some interesting Jacks next episode.
And, after much wailing and knashing of teeth, I finally have plaster in my pool. I am depleting all the local reservoirs and my wallet as I write to fill the volume.
Shall we play a game?
Of course, it’s just going to remind you how old you are…again.
Also available on IOS devices.
I have never paid for an App. This one may break my record.
Turn your key, sir.
And, now it looks like I’ll finally be able to finish Mass Effect 3. I had been letting the ending wait to see what this promised “extended ending” would bring.
From what I’ve read, you have to resume a saved game starting at the attack on the Cerberus base.
Yes, and that’s actually where I’ve been holding as it’s my understanding your fleet readiness score gets locked in at that point as well. I’ve been “farming navies” on the Ipad app to build up.
Your crap joke for the day:
I was in Florida with the wife recently, when she was stung on the minge by a hornet.
I phoned a local doctor, who was a bit of a laid back, surfer type.
Doc, please help me
Hey, what s up man?
My wife has been stung on her vagina and it s completely closed up
Thanks doc, bye
I cant even groan…
Maybe this one will work:
The Dalai Lama has put £200 on England to win in Euro 2012 at 10/1 yeah apparently he loves Tibet.
At least I know what a minge is now.
CP: Devil’s Taken Her Man — Miss Li
It’s going to be a busy weekend.
OMG its soon to be 102. Phoenix you can have your weather back
I get humid Minnesota low 90’s by midweek, which is often worse, but I think we get at most to 79 when we fly home tomorrow, with an overnight of 59, that’s what I call air conditioning!
(excessive) alcohol is the root to all evil
..and leads to a lighter purse/wallet.
Actually its the cause… and solution… of life’s problems
Kim Stanley Robinson interviewed about his latest book:
Jesus Christ… a mere 20 acre fire destroyed 21 houses near Estes Park. At this rate, we’ll be lucky if the whole goddamn state isnt on fire by the end of summer. Thanks god. Appreciate it.
Wow, am I a behind.
Wow, I am big behind.
Wow, I am getting it from behind.
No, no, no….
I’m a little behind, let’s leave it at that. I’ll get caught up, and come backside with more comments.
Yes, that PBP was inspired! Well done, Bunny.
Saw Brave: My expectations were too high, but it was still good.
Wow, Taylor Kitsch is a terrible actor. . .
John Carter, Football Team Captain of Mars.
John Carter, Anthony Michael Hall Nemesis of Mars.
I read the book shortly before the movie came out. It was already complicated enough with a storyline that jumped about. The movie actually made it more challenging to follow the story.
Disney borrowed the good and the bad from the first 2 Star Wars prequels, added a dash of Flash Gordon and layered it over something that resembled A Princess of Mars.
I’d also listened to the book a few years back, but that didn’t help.
And last, but not least:
Viewer discretion is advised.
For me….to… puke…on..
Wife and I watched the latest Sherlock Holmes movie last night and this morning (finished).
Can’t quite put my finger on it, but it wasn’t as good as the first one. It was by no means terrible, though.
I think it turned the dial ever so slightly from “fun” to “Serious” so of course that took some of the fun out of it.
Also the visual effects, while quite spectacular, did at times upstage the story itself and took you outside of the picture while you marveled at the high speed, slo mo.
All IMHO of course.
I did enjoy the film though.
Prometheus flight training
And here’s a short film that, apparently, they are going to make into a feature length film. Pretty freaky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM5dRdN0nMs&feature=player_embedded
Well! I gave in to the devil and got Dragon’s Dogma. GameSpot gave it an 8 so I figure it should be decent, despite what Zero Punctuation said
Wow, that’s pretty rocking music for such a serious game
For your peace of mind: ^^^ This post is Octomom-free.
How about hexdecimal?
Ill fix that for you NSFW!!!
So much fail.
Yeah, the Yeccchtomom has been in the news here lately. . . . #civilizationfail
(ironic use of the #octothorpe)
From a time when CB radio was cool:
Local country music celebrity Paul Brandt did a remake of the song a shrt time ago. Both John and I could only ask ourselves “why?”
Apple hates your accessories
Evolve or become extinct.
It would seem that Apple may have embraced this philosophy with gusto.
I’ve been trying to keep up with the US Olympic trails. The TV coverage is abysmal.
Here is just one of the stories from this weekend.
Saw Brave at the Cinema Tavern in Aurora, CO with whole family. Was impressed with the movie, but also impressed with how the tickets & food were priced.
Very reasonable ticket prices+decent food prices+decent food=real value!
Liked that the previews of the movie I had seen did not spoil anything past the first third of the film, if even that much…
Irish Pub after the hardest work day evah!
Hug your loved ones, Pannites
Jack, was there any reason the Earbuddies segments between Amy & I did not include the actual songs? I know I sent in the Hello the Future! track…
Donwtown and back once again.
Back in Scotland, having a lazy day.
Those are the best kind of days to have. :happy:
Put in a couple of hours on Dragon’s Dogma. Enjoying it so far. However, the people look a little… off. It’s hard to put my finger on, and no it’s not uncanny valley as they are not that realistic. Its more of little things, like the neck on some being wide enough it goes straight into the chin on some of the characters, stuff like that. But, my NPC companions are awesome. I can just stand in a middle of an area and they will collect everything that is to be found, including destroying crates and barrels on their own. Now I don’t have to worry about missing something. I just have to remember to go into their inventory once in a while and take all they have gathered.
But now… time to clean the kitty litter.
CP: The Blues Don’t Bother Me — Matt “Guitar” Murphy
Well, it’s official. Not only is hubby moving to the high school, the high school itself is moving to a new building. This is both good and bad. Good in that the building is much larger and better able to hold the students, bad in that it’s farther away from home than the current locations so it’s likely hubby’s drive home will still be an hour or so like it is at his current school. Where the high school currently is the drive would have been only about half an hour. Boo
I’m still waiting for Moller to follow through. http://tinyurl.com/y95ab5h
Boo on the longer commute for hubby. Yeah on the change of pace and hopefully pay raise?
Boze, others have sent EBs without the audio mixed behind them, so I just assumed that was your intent. Kind of a duh moment, since you got their permission to run the audio. It will get play in an upcoming ep.
No pay raise, jack. It’s a lateral move for hubby. He just like to learn new things. That way, if a principal position comes up, he’ll be qualified in all the grades
If so, it’s your responsibility to clean it up afterwards
No, that would be ORAGAMIKAKE
Wow, the cotton is flying today. It looks a bit like a snow storm outside
the sky is all grumbly and rumbly
Holy christ it’s hot.
Its ok. At least THE ENTIRE FUCKING STATE IS ON FIRE AS WELL.
How the hell can it be 101 but “feel” like 95??? I’ll tell you one thing… my ass “feels” like someone’s holding a goddamn lighter to it.
It’s so fucking hot inside, I’ve opened the windows. Fuck it.
105 is truly awesome.
I sometimes don’t understand people. June is our rainy month, always has been. Yet, every year, a number of people will say to me how they don’t remember it ever raining this much. If I know them, I always give them the evil eye, if I don’t I’ll ask how long they’ve lived in Calgary. If they say anything more than a year, they get the evil eye too. Seriously, rivers overflow and wash out pathways, basements will sometimes flood (not mine, I live on a hill), towns, like… oh I don’t know, High River (it’s name should be a dead giveaway) for instance, lay sandbags. It’s the same every year so I just can’t figure out why people are so surprised when it happens.
How the fuck do I have a single 2inch long hair growing from my shoulder???? And how the hell do I have its twin brother groing on my earlobe????????
/old man stumble, pass-out
*old man wink*
That natural shriveled up Elder God form must be trying to make an appearance again.
BAH! Two more girls with green eyes, please!
And how the piss . . .
don’t look at that!
As you age, the hair on your head moves down your body..
CD: the last of the growler from the mini mmeetup. Lo Pan and JohnBoze, I need a refill, stat.
I said this shit is LoPanas…. L-O-P-A-N-A-S