8 thoughts on “Linked on the MST3K satellite news site!

  1. In the not too distant future, next sunday A.D.
    There was a guy name Jack, dryer than you or me.
    He wrote a book and fought some Fates.

    Ok thats as far as ive gotten. Any help writing the rest would be great.

    im using this version of the MST3K theme:

    In the not-too-distant future-
    Next Sunday A.D.-
    There was a guy named Joel,
    Not too different from you or me.
    He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
    Just another face in a red jumpsuit.
    He did a good job cleaning up the place,
    But his bosses didn’t like him
    So they shot him into space.

    We’ll send him cheesy movies,
    The worst we can find (la-la-la).
    He’ll have to sit and watch them all,
    And we’ll monitor his mind (la-la-la).
    Now keep in mind Joel can’t control
    Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la)
    Because he used those special parts
    To make his robot friends.

    Robot Roll Call: (All right, let’s go!)
    Cambot! (Pan left!)
    Gypsy! (Hi, girl!)
    Tom Servo! (What a cool guy!)
    Croooow! (He’s a wisecracker.)

    If you’re wondering how he eats and breathes
    and other science facts (la la la),
    Then repeat to yourself, “It’s just a show,
    I should really just relax
    For Mystery Science Theater 3000!”

  2. Welcome to the Deadpan Boards, Phil Rossi like Mike Bossy! (or are these… the …. Deadboards? hmmmm…….)

    As for the Weird-Al’ed MST3K lyrics, I know what word you’re tempted to use to rhyme with “Fates” – but – don’t do it, man. Resist temptation 😉

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