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I eat cannibal
I speak jive
Man, I’m just not as fast as I used to be.
This episode warms my cockles. Or maybe that’s the cold meds.
But, I don’t wanna gota bed, yet!
Wow. Just wow. I feel really old
Normally I’d agree with you, but Forrest Gump just feels old now for some reason.
Slow lazy mornings
I think we need to import some of those across the pond. Can you fit a few for us in your carry-on?
The ground is white again this morning.
Wait, it’s Tuesday already? But I have so much to do in the next two days.
Put me down for Vancouver
Jack Mangans Deadpan #275: Best of Deadpan Research Team Journals
The hockey pool is coming up. Chose your team
Clyde by TD0013
Pitfall Harry by Brian Brown
Creature on the wing by Tony Mast
Ed from Texas
The Energizer Bunny
Desert Pixie (first of the week)
Clyde the Ghost continued
Pitfall Harry continued
Creature on the Wing continued
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I (dig) dug this episode. Man, TD0013 killed. I swear when he keeps repeating “All work and no play…” it sounds like he is rocking in his seat getting closer and farther away from the mic.
Closing music FTW
Thanks, Tony and Lo.
The “over. . . acting. . . so. . . freaked out”, “Oh crap. I think I just turned blue!”, and “I think. . . I might be lost” lines were delivered masterfully. All three of those are among my favorite recorded Deadpan moments ever.
Agreed. These sketches were some of the greatest material ever on Deadpan, and I’m so glad you made a “Best Of” episode with them. They deserve it. 🙂
So, now that we’ve had a “best of” episode is the next step the clip show? I would be so down for that. In a freak “full contact chess” game, Jack comes down with amnesia and the Deadpan crew has to try to get his memory back by strolling down memory lane… hilarity ensues.
I like your idea. EP200 was a clip show of sorts.
seventeenthiees! Wait, did I spell that right?
The snow is on the ground. Make it melt
Watched about half of Rock of Ages this morning. Is it wrong that I’m quite enjoying it?
Is it wrong I want Arby’s for lunch?
Yes and then no.
No and then Yes.
Fuck you, Arby’s is delicious. Love the beef, Van.
I’m getting mixed messages here.
Get a beef n’ chedder and a regular, smothered in Arby’s sauce.
I got a regular roast beef and Curley fries
Wow, that got ugly fast. . . See the ill effects of Tom Cruise’s singing??
I dug Rock of Ages quite a bit. It was really the soundtrack of my high school years.
I could probably write a masters thesis on gay athletes, and I’m sure you all heard about Jason Collins. I hadn’t read his piece until today – it’s pretty great:
Coincidentally, they are talking about it on the news right now
Stream the new Louna album for free here:
Time to bring in the garbage bins.
“Wow, that got ugly fast…”
JACK! Sign me up for Minnesota!
Oh yah, you know.
The North Stars are gonna take it all this year!
Not if the Whale get it first!
Let’s go Rockies.
clap clap clapclapclap
The Montreal Maroons shall put you in your place, ruffians! To the ice, what!
I read that as crapcrapcrapcrapcrap
Did you now…
It’s scary the things my eyes see that my brain will translate into something else entirely.
I’ll call out the Ottawa Silver Seven and retire from the defunct team namedrop game.
Toadies and Sarah Jaffe kill PJ Harvey’s “Down By the Water”
This is many kind of awesome.
These buildings are just cool http://io9.com/structurally-sound-buildings-that-look-like-theyve-bee-484004869
Very cool link, Ryah! That one in Texas reminds me of Poltergeist. *shudder*
Van! don’t forget to pack your phone/ipad adapter 😉
Sounds like somebody doesn’t want to share this year… 🙂
It’s right next to my passport, so barring monumental stupidity on my part..
17 minutes and 14 seconds of pure, blissful, MST3K magic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np9eflhMx08
Wait I feel Jack posted this already…
Doesn’t matter. I couldn’t possibly watch Mr. B Natural too often. It’s just that good.
Ms. Pac Man is Starbucks free download of the week — FTW!
*snickers* at the LA Kings loss
So many paths not taken:
OK, so I’ll post this on the mainpage, but here’s the NHL Playoff outlook for this year:
Minnesota Wild (JR Murdock)
Anaheim Ducks (Cj)
Vancouver Canucks (The Energizer Bunny)
San Jose Sharks (EssBee)
LA Kings (Rhettro)
St Louis Blues (Lo Pan)
NY Islanders (Jack Mangan)
Montreal Canadiens (DJ Bunny)
Washington Capitals (Vanamonde)
Toronto Maple Leafs (ditto)
Boston Bruins (Pixie)
Remember, if your team is the last one remaining in the NHL Playoffs, then you must record a Deadpan Unshow before the podcast retires. I’ll be available to help in any way you need. Happy eliminating!
Unclaimed: NY Rangers, Pittsburgh Penguins, Detroit Red Wings, Ottawa Senators, Chicago Blackhawks. I suppose you can claim one of these tomorrow if you want, but beyond that, it’s really too late.
What!!!??? Senators still unclaimed. I’ll take them.
Congratulations, EssBee and Sly B!
My congrats — refer to FB.
Hugs & kisses & Congratulatory First of Mays; all around.
That is EXACTLY what it was like! Thanks you great friends!
“shine on you crazy dikmonds”
So stuck in Carlisle for two and half hours due to limited validity of ticket.
Time for hot choc.
My ticket was only valid on a certain train company, whose first train wasn’t till 10:28.
Oh, you got railroaded
Restoring from icloud back is slow, slow, SLOW!
Doesn’t help I have several hundred games to restore.
Sigh, then I should get round to packing.
There’s no snow on the ground for a change
Congrats to EssBee and SlyB, you beautiful people you! *hugs* :heart:
Thank you, darlin’
I have so much to do before tomorrow!
That short-handed Steen goal off a steel from Quick to win it in OT was amazing.
Well I’ve checked in for tomorrow, and boarding passes downloaded to my phone.
So a long day travelling ahead in the morn.
Have a safe trip, Van! We are looking forward to seeing you tomorrow. 🙂
Add my safe trip wishes too!
And mine! 🙂
So far I’ve packed clothes and shoes. Here’s the remainder of my pre-travel to-do list:
Pack other stuff (toothbrush, etc.)
Pack some electronics (most will have to wait until Thurs. night)
Make parking reservations
Place travel advisory on credit cards
Call hotel and make sure they got my reservation
I apologise in advance if get any PMs from one of my facebook friends, things are turning nasty.
Ryah!!! If I send you one of ours will you send me one of yours?????
Lo, I’ll pop by the bank today and see what I can get. If so, why don’t I just give it to EssBee to take back. You’ll get it a lot quicker.
I have a few errands to run. Then when I get back home it’ll be time to print off my boarding pass.
At the bank now. Apparently the new bills aren’t being released until November. Let’s see if either one of us can remember your request by then
Right! Which means neither of us…
Women need not apply.
Meh. I’m ok with it. It was a product of its time. Today I might be offended on behalf of women but back then… *shrug*
I was mainly posting it for historical interest, not as a social comment.
I have made it home. The only five dollar bills I got were US ones.
Now to print my boarding pass
Time to exchange your passport and print 5 dollar bills!!??
I may have read that wrong.
Timing is everything. Tony your stuff just came in today. Sent you an email
I sent it to Tony at backseat not Tony2 so hopefully I sent it to the right one.
You did. Thanks!
Enjoy the stuff and make sure to let everyone else know how awesome it is so they can donate and get stuff next time around. (Hopefully a lot earlier than you got yours this year.)
Now I think it’s lunch time.
My daughter has been wearing the generic pink wristband. Thank you too, Tony! Glad to support SausageFest.
Perhaps we need to plan a Mmmmmeetup at Archon and have some Pannites show up to enjoy Sausagefest with us!
An Archon/Sausagefest is on my wishlist. Somebody needs to fix that Crystal stop the Skeksis from draining my essence.
And my cash.
“Awesome new Wolverine trailer pits Logan against all the ninjas ever”
110% down with this
Ok Deadpan. I’m going dark for the evening. I’ll probably say hi from the airport in the morning.
Like Robert Downey from Tropic Thunder?
I’m definitely ready for a traveling weekend. Seems strange that the last Mmmeetup is now a year behind us.
Going over last minute checklists.
Shut up and take my money!
It would still lose to the Galactica.
Clothes – check
Medication – check
Passport – check
Check in/boarding pass – check
Right Pan I’m off to the airport.
Coat – check..
The greatest British invasion since the Beatles! Have a safe, happy, comfortable flight, Van.
Okay, just listened to DP #274.
Was that 48 hours meant to start when you said it or when I heard it?
So got to London, lost contact with the DP website (database error) and went the wrong way ( which meant going through security twice).
To: Today’s Round of Travellers,
Be Safe and may you sleep on the over-crowded hot aeroplane.
See you later tonight.
On the flight to Phoenix, waiting for the plane to take off, communication blackout till I reach Sky Harbor and get through security.
Later Pan, looking forward to seeing you all again.
It’s hot on this plane , getting me ready for the Phoenix heat.
This flight is busy.
I hope all the pannites have a blast at the mmmmmeetup this year. Sorry I couldn’t make it… again 🙁
We’ll get you here one of these years, J.R.
At the airport. Will be going through security in about half an hour. Then another hour wait until I board. I think I spend more time in the airport than on the actual plane
I had two of mu pens die on me as I filled out the customs sheet. What’s that about?
I may have to steal one from the hotel since I had to toss both of mine
Security was quiet. No line up. No waiting. It was nice
DO enjoy, all!!
Safe travels all!
Finished my book while waiting to board. Time to start a new one
CR: A Brewing Storm – Richard Castle
The airport waiting area is a great big add for Apple. I would say 90% to the people here have iPhones and iPads. Very few seem to have android products
We’ll be leaving for the airport in about 90 minutes. 🙂
Boarding plane. Se you in a few hours Deadpan
Enjoy your flight, Bunny! Pay no attention to the creature on the wing.
Happy traveling to everyone and I hope you all have a great time at the mmmmmmetup. Wish I could be there with ‘yall.
We’ll get you to a future MMMmmmeetup, UH!
Me + LOVE = THIS
I used to think I’d marry Tegan, but now I think maybe I’ll marry Sara.
I’ll take Tegan. But she wont take me! *sobby*
This is prob my fav song off the new record. So good.
It is one of the good ones! I kinda have a different take on it after seeing the video – good one!
B & I made the paper Wednesday – at least our butts did. We’re at the top of the stairs:
With you guys gushing over this song, I’m almost embarrassed to say I was just listening to “Der Kommisar.”
As you should be!
Derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp…
Wait Falco or After the Fire?
The Buuny has landed
The Buuny has landed! The Buuny has landed!
Wow. I’ll have to ask Deuce about that. He couldn’t join us for recording the other night because he was at that show.
Boarding pass printed!
My Goddess and I are now at a place called Biscuits waiting for lunch to arrive
“I’m the one who said, ‘Just grab ’em in the biscuits.'”
– Humpty Hump The Humpty Dance
Hmm, I don’t know of this place. Enjoy.
Woot for a safe delivery into Cj’s custody!
We from L.A. to the Carolinas
Dip them suckers in Aunt Jemima
Don’t make a difference what food you make
Use buttermilk biscuits to clean your plate
I has a Bunny in my living room.
Soon, there will be kids present. Then a Vanamonde
i love that!
Boarding pass is printed and in my satchel. Had a bit of a panic as I didn’t check in for 3 hours into the 24 hour window. Somehow still managed to score an A group boarding pass for Southwest.
So, you guys have got less than 24 hours to finish hiding the good silverware!
I had to get Cj to explain what A Group Seating meant. I’ve never encountered such a system before
Sitting at the airport waiting for Van’s flight to arrive. With luck he won’t be caught up in customs like last year
Plane landed 20 minutes ago. Still no Vanamonde
Speak up when you acquire the Englishman!
And everyone, speak up when you get to the restaurant. Don’t hesitate to call or text if you get turned around.
I wonder if Van looks shifty? I’ve never noticed it but he seems to get caught up in security
They’re examining his coat.
Fuck. Another metal pioneer gone.
Crap. His riffs were brilliant.
We have the Englishman. Heading to the hotel now
Huzzah! 😀 Welcome, Van and Bunny!
Flight seemed less of a slog this time, even managed to watch the latest Games of Thrones.
Although forgetting Jack’s address almost got me in hot water with the TSA.
Thank you, Cj, for shuttling folks all day!
I’m looking right at Ryah, Van, ditto, and T-Cat.
It was my pleasure. if not for the hungry munchkins in the car I would have totally gotten out of the car and gone into the hotel to say hi. Can’t wait to see you all for breakfastCV
I wish I could join you all breakfastCV.
Pixie — ::sad face:
I get CV when I try to swype an exclamation point.
Well that is weird, USB charger (with US plug) won’t charge my iPhone or iPad, but will charge my external battery pack for the iPhone.
A round robin I will be a going..
Van, if you see this before coming over, bring your adapter cable. We can see if it works on my ac plug. If so, you can leave your device plugged in in my room to charge while we have breakfast
I’m up, showered and dressed. Who says I don’t sleep in?
I have decided my room needs another window. The sun is beautiful bot only goes into the bedroom. I actually have to turn on a light if I want to sit in the living room. (Yeah, yeah I know, first world problem)
On the plus side, sticking my watch on the window sill this morning got it fully charged for the first time in months (solar powered).
A indication of the inclement weather in the UK this year.
I see the BBC has a news app now.
It’ the third of May, third of May. Antibiotic injections start today.
With each rhyme you get the flu of a swine.
I’m At The Hot And I Need CoFfee. Why Is There No Coffee Yet?
Sigh . . .
In TV land, they call that a clip show.
Martin must have no soul left. For all the confidence he seems to have that he will live long enough to finish the series whenever he damn well pleases – that must have been an expensive deal with the devil.
I believe that in that book, he’ll still be introducing 32 new characters, 68 new story threads, and five new locations.
I don’t have any particular plan to recognize May the 4th, but hey, we can all raise a glass of blue milk, if others feel inclined. Or something.
I’ll be at a friend’s house watching Episodes 3 and 6. The odd choice is based on length of time since previous viewing.
And I’ll be stopping at a few places for free comic book day as well (double holiday).
Now at the airport, waiting for the call to board. Going from 50F and 20mph winds in Houston to 99F in Phoenix.
EssBee! Please check your FB , STAT!
I emailed ya!
Also at my gate, excited!
Happy, safe, smooth travels, Ed, EssBee, (and a bit later) Amy!
Safe travels to all traveling today!
I caravanned Bunny, Van, Ditto, and Tracey to the museum and you’ll all (who are aware) be happy to know that I’ve successfully transferred the bottles on my counter to a shelf in the pantry.
Thanks again for helping out so much with the shuttling and the hosting and the food-prepping and everything else, Cj.
Rhettro, your son is damn impressive.
Thanks Lo, that means a lot to me. I can’t take any of the credit though, it came from his mom’s DNA and his passion for the sport.
Dude Ive seen you. This is a given.
I kid… youre a good looking chap, chum
Yeah, I’m pretty sure Rhett would get kicked out of Saudi Arabia.
“I believe that if, at the end of it all, according to our abilities, we have done something to make others a little happier, and something to make ourselves a little happier, that is about the best we can do. To make others less happy is a crime. To make ourselves unhappy is where all crime starts. We must try to contribute joy to the world. That is true no matter what our problems, our health, our circumstances. We must try. I didn’t always know this, and am happy I lived long enough to find it out.”
– From Ebert’s 2009 blogpost about death.
Now I’m all verklempt.
*Two thumbs up*
Two thumbs WAY up!
That’s truly marvelous.
“Use your heart to touch their heart.”
I’m doing the Terminal Shuffle.
And I’m well-caffeinated.
Went to the Arizona Museum of Natural History. It was fun
It was, and much larger than it at first appeared.
We’re big fans of their simulated dinosaur flood. I hope it wasn’t too frightening.
How could everybody ignore Van’s comment!
I has a full house. I have an EssBee, an Ed, a Vanamonde, a Pixie and a Bunny (me) in my hotel room. Party on!
Party on, Garth!
SuperShuttle is away! I’ll be at the brewery shortly. <3
A satisfying Fate for all.
Good times. Sorry we had to scoot so early. Tonight we promise to stay for the entire thingie.
Oh, and while we were out, the kids’ Gramma mopped the floors in my house. I was so incredibly touched by this, I had to share with all of you.
Morning has broken in Phoenix and I’m not looking for any glue.
Good morning, Phoenix! ditto, T-cat and I are at the theater, waiting for the rest of the crew.
I made guacamole.
I’m trying not to eat it.
It’s really good…
nom nom nom
It’s been great seeing everyone and reconnecting this weekend. Let the good times continue to roll! Sorry I’m like a mime. Of all the occasions to lose my voice. . .
(as seen on Facebook)
But we all traveled thousands of miles for that husky voice.
You’re the first, the last, the always.
You can say that again.
So it’s taken 3 days but I’ve finally got the iPad battery charged back up to 100%
As to HTC who made that cheap bit of tat USB charger..fuck you!!!!!
Up, showered and dressed. Ready to take on this bright and beautiful day
Here comes the sun….
Look out, Phoenix, ’cause the Deadpan cometh.
When did 5 hours of sleep become my best case scenario?
Mmeetup Saturday was most excellent!! Now for low key mmeetup Sunday!
So Low key we are almost horizontal.
Ralph came home and fell asleep. You all tired him out.
The common theme here seems to be sleeping.
I think we need to finish up as the Deadnap podcast.
Well, friends, for me the mmmeetup has again come to an end. I am safely delivered to the airport awaiting my flight home.
Once again, it has been a weekend of which memories were made that shall grow into legends as time moves on. Once again you guys managed to give me another near death experience by laughter.
Already looking forward forward to next year.
I’m all verklempt again.
Goodnight :MMMmmmeetup Weekend:
Such a quite weekend on the site. I’m sure it wasn’t that way at the mmmmmmeetup! Glad everyone is safe and sound 🙂
quiet, not quite. stoopid fingers.
It was a great weekend. You guys are amazing. I’m speechless. Literally speechless.
Sounds like Pixie needs to get you some better drugs, then.
We loved the card!!
Dammit! I can’t find where to click “like” … ahhhhhh!
Someone at the excellent mmmeetup shared his cold with me.
I’ll get me coat.
Safe and happy travels to all travelers! It was great playing games for horrible people.
The fuck? This should have been at the bottom of the page.
I had a great everyone, I wish I could have been more available. Who knew “Cards Against Humanity” could be so educational?
I was perusing http://www.web.archive.org looking over old Deadpan comments and I found this gem:
April 27th, 2007 at 9:08 am
Amy should be the Deadpan Ambassador. She’s the most well mannered of the group.
April 27th, 2007 at 9:08 am
Amy Dumbass memory
mmmmmm Mandarin Oranges
“Jacks sexy and seventeen”
*everyone* What year was it Jack????
April 27th, 2007 at 9:09 am
She is Rhett, I agree. ”
In case anyone wanted to know how Amy became our Ambassador.
Very cool, Rhett! Thanks so much for finding that! :happy:
JR: There was much fun and many good times to be had at this year’s MMMMMeetup. Yes, that was the reason why there weren’t many posts this weekend – we were all having too much fun. :happy: No concert or live Deadpan segments this year, due to Jack losing his voice, but we still had a fantastic time.
I’m posting this from the Southwest terminal at PHX. My flight is also leaving about 30 minutes late 🙁 Oh, well, at least I have a nice terminal with good food and Wi-Fi to wait in.
At the airport, isle seat booked (yah!), plane will leave late (around 30 minutes..boo!), thanks to everybody for making it a great weekend.
Yah! 🙂 You’re welcome!
Ghost towns caused the building of Dams;
I maybe right:
Possible spoiler alert
If it proves true, I bow to your superior geek-fu.
Nope. Not gonna click it.
I will use The Force to resist.
Waiting to board my flight back to London, communication black out till then, later Pan.
So home at last, time for a cuppa.
I now know what bukkake, glory hole, and queefing are. Does that make me more “well rounded”?