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At some point today I may wake up.
Time to make the donuts.
Not worth it.
This is apparently getting some buzz. It is a damn fine cover:
Muse = never for me.
How dare you state an opinion contrary to mine!
*juvenile, deuchebag derogatory assertion about your sexual orientation*
*juvenile, deuchebag derogatory assertion about the kinds of people I assume like some band that I assume you like*
*juvenile, deuchebag derogatory assertion about your local sports team*
ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME A HEMORRHAGE THIS MORNING GOOD SIR?!?!?
The hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits to Isengard, to Isengard.
This is clearly a harbinger of the apocalypse.
What did you say?
Hit the road, Jack.
While I love daddy-in-law dearly, I’m glad I can get back into a normal routine today.
So its official. I can post every other show.
Travolta voice/ “Its so weird” /Travolta voic
So its official. I can post every other show.
Travolta voice/ “Its so weird” /Travolta voice
god + dammit
[Travolta voice] The Look Who’s Talking series of films are wonderful and should please our Lord and Prophet, L. Ron Hubbard. [/John Travolta voice]
I can’t believe that this is how I’m spending what will probably be my only comment of the day.
Tony, since I live in Canada, I did pay via PayPal. I added an extra $10 to my donation to cover costs.
As for the swag, we’ll go for the t-shirts and glasses. Since we are across the border, let me know of the shipping costs and I’ll cover that too.
Thank you, EB! I saw the donation and email come through while on my commute this morning.
You rock! Deadpan is the Mutha Fuckin’ Way!
Jack Mangans Deadpan #253: Paloozectroid. Part 2
A meeting of the Buckaroo minds with John (Jack) Mangan, John (Desert) Pixie, John (Tony) Mast, John (JR) Murdock
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Just with less death and more puzzlement.
I am playing house wife today and enjoying it. Also working.
No, because then I would eat them. I did clean the bathrooms, though! w00t! I also mopped the floor.
I want to eat a cookie.
Yeah, me too.
I just love month end…not.
CP: I Was Brought To My Senses — Sting
The Word of the Day is — frangible
CP: Pick Up the Pieces – Average White Band
CP: Broken Glass — The Crystal Method
Well as long as you are prepared to sweep up the pieces.
Stuck in my head, so consider it stuck in yours.
You’ve found the answer to the question, “Can there be such thing as too much 80s?”
I just looked outside. Nobody told me it was raining.
It also just occurred to me, it’s two in the afternoon and I haven’t eaten since 6am. Stupid month end.
I think I better go wrestle up some grub.
Tomorrow I’m going to be all alone for a few days. It’s sad really
*sigh* Enough fun. Time to stare at more spreadsheets.
How sad is it that the only mail I’ve received in the last week is a notice from the car dealership saying our car is now seven years old and do we want to trade it in? You’d think my life would be more exciting than that.
Good recommendation, Van and Pixie! I watched Last Resort at lunch today. It’s much better than any network 1-hour I’ve tried so far this year. Las Vegas = boo; Revolution = boo; Elementary = predictable (but with Lucy Lui).
I have not seen Revolution but my family doesnt miss it… mainly to play MST3K with it.
I’m sticking with it because I like some of the actors, but it had better get good fast. It does not hold up to the other shows I’m watching: Dexter, Homeland, Boss, Treme, Alphas, Sons of Anarchy (which I know is corny, but I love).
I’m getting picky!
Not picky… timely.
Van, you made me laugh real hard!
ditto!!!!! (Not at all saying ditto is…um..impatient)
Just sent ditto his EBF tune. Let’s see what happens.
Ernest Borgnine Flute?
Flute? Sorry I meant Frankfurter.
I’m sure there was a little “pork” involved.
Slap me some skin!
Emily Bronte Flatulence
It’s interesting that even though Vincent Schiavelli died in 2005, he acted in movies released in 2006, 2007 and 2010. Now that’s a work ethic.
You can’t keep a good man down…
Just don’t get on his train.
However THIS train…
We caught this over the weekend. I think it was even funnier than the first Lego Star Wars special:
We’ve somehow missed both of these….
(a close relative to “ditto”)
I am hubbyless until dinner time Friday. Let’s see how much trouble I can get into during that time :devil:
Just dropped my kitty off for a day at the vets. She was not impressed
CD: Ginger mint tea
‘The House at the End of the Street’ gets a meh!
That’s my future ex-wife you’re talking about sir!!!
You’re marrying a house? How…strange.
Gods get rather strange as they age.
Apparently, so do god wannabes
If any house looked like Jennifer Lawrence I’d move in in a heartbeat. *cough*
Born in 1990!!!
Least I wouldnt be squatting…
I’m not sure I know where this analogy is going anymore
“Winter’s Bone” double entendre needed to complete the joke cycle.
Martial art movie madness:
While not as “insane”, one of the best fight scenes I’ve seen is from Drunken Master 2 between Fei Hung and Henry/John…
Full nearly ten minute version here..
Owl’s best friend?
Mutt dog dont give a hoot.
CP: Ancient Cryme — Helium
Anyone here familiar with L.A.? I’m going to be there for a few days working on a contract with the airport. Therefore, I will be staying at a hotel close by and won’t have a rental car. I will have most of a Sunday to tool around, but funds are somewhat restrictive (won’t be doing any shopping on Rodeo Dr.). So, I’m looking for cheap things to do that are accessible by public transport and don’t cost too much. So far, I’ve found the Getty Center (2 hours away by bus), the santa monica pier (1 hour away by bus), Griffith Observatory (2 hours away by metro, bus, and a hike) and the La Brea Tar Pits (1 hour 40 minutes by bus). Any other suggestions?
I’m also interested in good places to eat near the airport.
And, of course, if any deadpanites will actually be in the L.A. area Sunday, October 14th, I would love to meet up.
To Live And Die In L.A.? Yeah, didn’t Wang Chung do the soundtrack. 😉
China town is also about 2 hours away by public transport. Maybe I’ll kill two birds with one stone, sight seeing and fantabulous food.
Watts tower is nearby and looks pretty interesting.
UsedHair, if Van and Desert Pixie had fulfilled their hockey bet obligations, then they’d have watched the Cheech Marin film, “Born in East L.A.”, and would be able to tell oyu everything you need to know.
F’serious, Pixie is a SoCal girl, although I don’t know how much she knows about L.A. All I can tell you: Hollywood is even creepier in the morning than it is at night.
Although I’m sure they’d also tell Oyu, if she wanted to know.
I think Miss Bowen and/or J.R. would be the people to consult. We vacationed in LA this summer, but spent most of our time up north. We went to Zuma beach, Universal Studios and Six Flags. The tar sands are supposed to be pretty cool.
I got to listen to the ep today, while I was cleaning windows. You guys did a great job. Lots of fun to listen to.
As for the 10 hour videos… I first saw those with AMVs (anime music videos). I’m not sure if they originated the trend, but some smart ass started looping certain anime scenes to music and… well, you get the idea.
So hubby keeps sending videos of where he is staying. Hey seem to have put him up in a giant ass luxury suite. He’s floored with every thin in the room. Among the amenities it has two fridges, a balcony with a BBQ, a full living room and dining room. It actually looks nicer than our house
Apparently the have a PS3 in the room too
Umm… I have no… words to describe this trailer. WTF?
Looks like a star studded update on Kentucky Fried Movie. I’m in.
Kate Winslet? I would like to be in.
Oh god. I completely forgot about that movie.
It’s got a lot of great people and I would love for this to be another Kentucky Fried Movie. I’m just hoping that it stays away from the concept that “shocking” in and of itself is funny rather than the concept that something funny can also be shocking. That’s what killed Seth McFarlane’s Cavalcade of Comedy. Most of the people I see associated with have been pretty good at pulling this off in the past.
“video not available in my location” What happened to globalization?
Well Hello sinus congestion/infection.
I hate you.
Say Goodnight, Pixie.
brought to you by Alka Seltzer Cold Nighttime.
Sleep well, Pannites!
Morning Pan, off to see the Cardiologist.
I’m beginning to hate porridge .
Good visit, Van. Sorry I’ve been such a tumbleweed lately, amigos y amigas. Och.
More puzzlement and further tests needed..sigh.
Funny. Adorable. Other adjectives.
side note: I would have never even know about “hipsters” if it wasn’t for the internet backlash against them. The people who have a problem with them have actually created them for me.
That sounds like something a hipster would say. *glares at JOe*
*puts on cheap sun glasses*
ZZ Top takes exception.
I don’t know what the vet did to my kitty yesterday but she sure is active this morning.
The sun is finally starting to peek over the horizon. Daylight is upon us.
I heard today that we are all living in a Post Modern Era.
Could make for an interesting discussion point on a future episode…?
And I’m a Post-Post Modern Man
It’s very modernist to talk about our Post-Modern era.
I’m living in a Post Toasties era myself.
and currently a Post NHL era
I thought that was you with hair, Van who was rapping; not Paul Young.
Putting fruit and veg in a MRI:
In the words of my Boo, “trippy”
So its prolly a bad thing that the kiwi turns me on.
It’s probably worse that I’m not surprised.
Metric tonight. Excited to see them again.
I’ll send you my love on a wire.
Oh Van.. way to work for that one! Love it!
All the gold and guns in the world …
..couldn’t put Lo back together again.
Well Fringe got off to a good start.
Public Enemy best get into the R&R Hall of Fame this year.
Rush has our hearts this year
Anthrax best get into the Hip Hop Hall of Fame this year.
Tonight’s not so classic ST episode is ‘The Gameplayers of Triskelion’
the initial fight sequence was rather lame.
…Agent Colsen!!…. Noooooooo…
That scene between Iron Man,Thor amd Capt. America.. Its like a wondrful game of Rock Paper Scissors.
It’s been a long while since I’ve done this to you:
*insert “she said” joke here*
Don’t blame me I’m voting for Aleister Crowley.
Well Pan, breakfast at Frankie and Bennies then Taken 2 at the cinema.
The nephew is easily pleased when it comes to Birthdays.
Oh… oh good luck sir
I know I said it before, but I’m looking forward to seeing Wreck-It Ralph.
How was the show, Lo?
WELLLLLLLLL since you asked…. they played most of their Synthetica album which was great because they didnt play those songs when I saw them last because the album wasnt out yet because that was 2009 and this is 2012 after all.
They played it pretty much safe with their back catalog of songs, playing mostly the “hits” of their previous 4 albums. Still great. Ended with a nice acoustic number of “Give Me Sympathy”. Excellent way to end the evening.
Emily looked and sounded amazing as usual. Course so did Jimmy, Joch, and Joules…
Cant beat that with a hipster stick!
Also, Denver, how was the Lo show?
Heh… no comment
WHAT a show. Metric is one of the best sounding and looking (I know) bands one could see.
So do you!
For a good time, call EssBee. 555-OMG-OLDASS
No one answered… are you sure that number is correct?
Weird. I got my own voicemail when dialing that number…
I got a text message picture from that Metric show! As long as they played “Gold Guns Girls”, I’d be happy.
Rhett, that’s Mr. Crowley to you.
Mr. Mangan, won’t you ride my white marmot?
So this happened.
Mr. White is going to Archon.
I. Love. This.
There will be pictures.
Sausagefest is sitting at $1302 in donations. If we go over 2K, I’m going to shave my head and do the Full Heisenberg.
Off to see this band tonight:
Spent the day downtown.
Hubby comes home tonight.
Tomorrow we’re going to the Black Library Expo. http://www.chestermerepubliclibrary.com/blacklibraryexpo
Oh yes, it’s also a long weekend here in Canadaland. Woo hoo!
Ok Pan, you knew it had to happen sooner or later, it’s movie time
Today’s movie is Hurt.
The DVR write up: a family move into a junkyard owned by the late father’s reclusive brother, where they are visited by a foster child who claims that the deceased patriarch had promised to take her in.
And if that isn’t convoluted enough, it is labeled as horror so we shall see
Violence, language and sexuality. Sorry all, no nudity
The duck… Wait a minute, the duck?
Te duck’s name is Jefferson
Hey, I know that guy. He seems to be in a lot of b movies
FYI, singing arias doesn’t scare away wolf packs
“The place hasn’t changed”
It’s a junk yard, how much do you expect it to change?
Oh my goodness, that house needs help
No ducks allowed in the house
Nobody will notice
Duck girl has a squeaky toy
Night brings the wind
That was anticlimactic
Wow, he found… Junk. How unexpected
Back in town
Your husband was adopting a girl
How could she not know this girl her husband was adopting?
Two porches and a convertible don’t count when they are junked
The entire premise of this movie doesn’t work for me
This takes place in Arizona
Omg. Uncle, the owner of the junkyard, has a gun. How suprising
He’s going to sell thing on the Internet… Without a computer. Good luck with that
No sleep for you
Oh no, Jefferson is dead
I just listened to the debate from Wednesday night. After all the hoopla, my opinion is this:
The losers in that experience were: 1) me, 2) Jim Lehrer.
You are exactly correct.
add a third
Shooting old tanks works off tension
…using duck poop as ammo…
She’s missing her front teeth, she must be evil
You have your father’s eyes.
I guess, since daddy’s dead, he doesn’t need them any more
Wow, shocked am I
There is no money
“You have kids? No kids allowed in the apartment. Tell you what, you can have a cat”
Feeding the wolf
Having sex in the back of uncle’s car
What a waste
Oh oh, that’s not a good sign
Yeah, I didn’t see that coming at all
Sorry kid. We can’t keep you
Movie of mom showering
It’s tragic, really
He plot sickens
That’s not creepy at all
He’s letting off steam again
That’s not her makeup
Daddy’s secrete life
Yeah, she’s not very nice
Messing with the insulin is just mean
Story time with the psycho
This kid is not very good at what she’s doing
Oh please, that’s not how wolves behave
I’m really not sure what to say about this movie. Besides the fact it was, indeed, a movie
The Bobs – Psycho Killer
SFW but not Safe for the Brain
I have the BBC Radio 3 adaptation of ‘Slaughterhouse 5’ on my phone, I listen to bits of it from time to time.
Let the craft beer tasting festivus (pumpkin ales, ocktoberfest ales, stouts & porters) begin in T-minus 2 hours. Tasting notes to follow.
Pick me to be your date tonight!
Its like you’re trying to create a new MEME
Beer #1: Jolly Pumpkin’s “La Parcela” no. 1 pumpkin ale
A light, bubbly beer with an overtly fizzy head. My first taste is of sour. Its a light, easy dinking beer. I’ve enjoyed ever beer previously from Jolly Pumpkin, this one included.
The last sip was over cinnamon and nutmeg.
On to the next round…
CL: Skyfall by Adele
Based on what I know of the next Bond film, the theme song fits well. It’s growing on me quickly.
Round 2: for him– Spaten ‘Oktoberfest’ BLEH! Two sips in & down the drain it went. I thought it tasted like Becks or Coors.
Round 2: for me — Big Sky Brewing ‘Slow Elk Oatmeal Stout. Very roasted flavor with a smooth oatmeal finish. A decent oatmeal stout
Round 2.5: for him — Barrel Trolley ‘Nut Brown Ale’. My thought is a mildly hoppy, rich nutty flavor. Beautiful deep chestnut pour.
Plus, Barrel Trolley has the advantage of being quite inexpensive.
Went to a friends house the other day for a beer tasting and movie night and tried Newcastle Werewolf (blood red ale). I’m not sure how they did it, but it tasted as though it have been in the oven too long (burnt) or like it had ash in there. The night was saved by a bottle of Moerlein OTR that he brought back from his last trip to Ohio.
So battery life on the new iPhone dropped by 2-3 hours after 5 days of use
Insert growl here ——>
At the black library expo. Currently waiting for a talk by Dan Abnett. So far today I’ve seen about a half dozen women, the test of the convention goers are male. I’m starting to feel a little self conscious
Test = rest
Well it is a Warhammer Con…
I of course apologise to any female Warhammer fans, and my mental image of you all having a convention in a telephone box can safely be ignored.
Hey! I resemble that thought
Although, one of the few females I did see was in a cool Sisters Of Battle costume
Had to share what Hugh and I are doing tonight: Star Wars burlesque 🙂
Apparently they re-enact a new hope “pausing only to strip down to pasties and panties”
Two great tastes that go together!
I’ve never wanted to be in Chicago so much.
Words fail, buildings tumble.
May the schwartz be with you.
Some of you may appreciate this:
Beer has never tasted so accurate.
So, usually during the week, I’m able to read the comments yesterday, but I’m locked down from posting.
I just want you all to know that I was thinking hilarious comments in response to the things you were saying yesterday.
Back from Looper. Good movie for a future Palooza (npi). Oh, yeah. Right.
Beer #1. Hofbräu Oktoberfest. Bleh. Brings back memories of my first beer, Milwaukees Best
on to beer #1.5: Jolly Pumpkins ‘Maracaibo Especial’ a special nut ale. (made with cacao & spices)
Complex. Sour at first. I taste mashed apples. Rinds of citrus. A disappoint.
Reporting back on the Star Wars burlesque.
It was wonderful! My thoughts:
witty and funny
not at all sleazy
Real women of all shapes and sizes
I laughed, I cried, I swooned
was too short, I wanted more
I think Princess Leia fulfilled every fantasy Hugh had from the moment he first saw her as a wee boy
audience was a good mix of men and women all who seemed to enjoy it
Might go again cuz Hugh wants to take his brothers to see it
Who knew Obi Wan was so freaking hot under his robe?
!!! I want to go too!
*checks on flights to Chicago…*
sounds like a fab night out, Dre.
Crap joke for the day:
“An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.”
This means: “Don’t drink the water; the cows have shit in it.”
The man shouts back: “You stupid Asshole, I don’t understand. Speak in fuckin English.”
The Amish man says: “Use two hands. You’ll get more.”
I had two beers last night.
1. Gulden Draak – billed as a Belgian Strong Dark Ale. At 10.5 ABV this is really more of a barleywine. Flavor is fantastic. Quite unique.
2. Magic Hat Hex (Octoberfest) – Pretty standard Octoberfest flavor in a sea of other Octoberfest beers. Nothing to make this stand out.
My beer bottle collection now stands at 195. By the time I finish the new brews in my fridge, I will have broken the 200 bottle mark. Woo hoo. Now I just need the L.A. trip to get here so I can find some of the west coast stuff that doesn’t make it here.
Do you only collect bottles from which you have consumed?
I do, indeed, only collect bottles from beers which I have consumed. Wasn’t fun when I found a bottle of Gennessee that I really wanted. Love the bottle, really didn’t want the crappy beer.
Gulden Draak is the most feel-good, delicious beer in the land, I think. But yes, the price and the ABV make it a bit of a special occasion beverage.
Good music article. I wouldn’t even bother reading the linked article it contains. tl;dr
blogger-declares-ANYTHING-i-say-bullshit. Or at least that’s the way it should be.
I am rather tired of hipsters bemoaning the death of music.
Tick, tock, sting!
I thought at first that this was going to be a mashup of Kesha and The Police.
And, time for linkmania:
Van should not click this:
Everyone, especially Rhett, should click this:
Everyone, especially iPhone users, should click this:
I don’t know if anyone should click this; I haven’t watched it yet. I am damn curious, though:
Too late, much too late..
Hubby and I bought a new game today. http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/117985/star-trek-catan. We’re not afraid to let our geek flag fly
We are also going to watch this tonight. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1034314/.
All in all, a good long weekend so far
I think I mentioned before, that movie went on release in UK cinemas for ONE day.
I missed it…sigh
We’re renting in on the XBox Zune, Van. Maybe you have it there too?
I shall have a look, rentals tend to be overpriced this side of the pond.
One more link to unite the band geeks and the gamer geeks:
Pixie sez: One link to rule them all.
(Make sure you watch the horse at about 6 minutes)
Boy, wouldn’t it suck to be the other team’s band after a show like that. Pure awesome.
I’d also point out that the OSU band did an entirely different show the week before. :dizzy: That’s a lot to learn in a short time.
Ooooh ‘Person of Interest’ has went all Neuromancer.
CW: Bar Karma episode 12
Finally getting round to watch the season finale (and with Current TV going down the tubes..the final finale).
Well in the UK anyway.
What is Anarchy, I wanna be?
A year without Breaking Bad is like a year without a Santa Claus.
Time to start Dexter. Hopefully the bullshit of the last two years is filtered out
Was that the one with the Meth Miser?
I feel your pain.
Blooming Heck, Loudon Wainwright III makes a cameo in the episode 2 of S2 of ‘Person of Interest’.
If you have an original Kindle Fire you may want to read this before upgrading:
I don’t think the old Rolling Stones song was about my brown sugar & cinnamon pop tart.
I’m tired of hearing you play your cinnamon pop, tart. Why don’t you play some rock and dinner roll.
“Brown Sugar! Who knew you’d toast so sweet?”
Downtown Julie Brown.
CP: Gouge Away – Pixies
Love that song.
Plight of the Zombie goes free for a while:
Looks like my work at the Houston airport has been moved to the Phoenix airport and will likely happen around the beginning of November (rather than next year). I would love to actually get a chance to meet the people in that area. Let’s keep our fingers crossed.
We should mmmmmmeetup in Phx! I also have tidbits for your LA trip. Will write more after my shift ends tonight
Mos def, UH. Let us know when you’re here.
It’s “plane” to see that his plans are … “up in the air”.
Is Deadpan on Twitter?