619 thoughts on “Jack Mangan's Deadpan #114: Stuck in an Elevator”
Morning Pan, raining cats and dogs here, wet feet a distinct possibility.
iTunes is fooked up this morning, showing the latest episode as 11th November.
I hope everyone can get the new ep without any problems.
Rhett, that new Jeff Loomis disc is knocking me out.
For those with less tolerance for guitar instrumentals, what I’ve been hearing from Earlimart is also knocking me out.
Goodnight .
Jack is downloading into my Itunes as I type.
Still saying 11th November is the latest episode..looks like I will have to wait till I get home to listen.
LOL!!! I’m honored to have an episode of the Deadpan named after something I contributed. 🙂
Well I’ll have to tell you about my new hat. It’s White, pointed and has a big D painted on it.
iTunes had the date wrong on DP 114.
I’ll just go and stand in the corner.
The room is round. There are no corners.
Morning Pan!
EssBee, when you get onto the boards. I get The Daily Show a day late. I thought of you when I saw the Dec. 9th one, yesterday. I thought Jon Stewart put things very eloquently when talking to Mike Huckabee.
So Dub’s Hermitcast is back, and rather than have a first episode, I’ve finally put together the first episode of Brain Bleach Radio and posted it for your enjoyment. (and cringement)
Next week I might start looking for people to co-host/interview. So get on my Skype list. dubshack79. 🙂
“Taurus: Contemplate domestic turmoil.
Aquarius: Abandon hope for future plans.”
Are we doing horoscopes JB? In that case, I’m a Cancer. What’s mine?
No, sorry, we’re doing TMBG…
“Hideaway Folk Family” off the Pink Album (1986)
Morning, Deadpan!
Excellent episode, Jack. Really funny. Great stuff, Amy! Awesome contributions everyone! Cj, excellent first contribution!
Bunny, I watch almost everything a day late just like you. I do love Jon Stewart, and thought he did a fantastic job talking to Huckabee. I think Jon got a little angry, but kept his temper.
football
Someone in that episode was a sport cynic…
He missed some of the normal cliches,
We gave a hundred and ten percent
Keep our eye on the prize
Yes, yes join the silliness that is the Deadpan board! It may take a couple of hours for your initial post to get out of WP purgatory the first time, but after that…
It’s a matter of jumping in and showing your extroverted side!
Yes, join us! We’d never make fun of you for saying something like “the contents of my basket” or anything like that!
You have to have an extroverted side? must have missed that meeting.
The hockey bits just didn’t quite ring true for me, missing a certain accent…
But then again I see a lot of hockey interviews between periods here in MN with Minnesotans involved between the Gophers and the HS Hockey tourneys with MN accents, so I probably have a bit of bias toward hearing Minnesotans with the “hockey accent.”
And of course there’s a whole different flavor to the postgame coach’s press conferences after Wild games…
Yeah EssBee, I didn’t even think of that. “the contents of my basket” and “see to the needs of my cat”
That was actually much larger, several strange items “in my basket” 😉
Well at least you didn’t say servicing at any point TEB.
Spending the day taking my grandmother Christmas shopping.
Then some supper
Then MA
Talk to y’all tomorrow!
Enjoy, Bunny!
Awesome LOTR beard montage.
Amy’s voice is so completely comforting. I want to hug her.
Thank you, Essbee.
I like baseball and I can now picture Jack on the pitcher’s mound. Chewing gum and … you know, the rest of it.
Oh, two more things.
I still consider myself new to the comments/community and have felt very welcome by all of you. I lurked for a while before posting because I’m very shy *cough* and I was nervous. I thank you all for being so welcoming and encourage any other lurkers to totally jump in.
I must confess to mild disappointment when TEB said she was going to share the contents of her basket and there were no candy filled plastic eggs to be found. 🙂
As usual, great contributions to the show this week. While I’m sure I’m forgetting something, CJ’s and Amy’s stood out.
JB: “The hockey bits just didn’t quite ring true for me, missing a certain accent…”
What? You mean Canadian? 😉
It’s got to better than Vaseline.
EssBee: You’re welcome.
Brought to you by the Ditto News Service (DNS). Servicing you one poster at a time.
Servicing? Hmmm… that doesn’t sound quite right. 😉
*cough*
CP: Aural Delights #54
Oh, my!
Van, Vaseline?
I fell like we just went very low brow, boys.
Things you should have said:
Exchange ‘over the top’ for false.
*screeching*
Somewhere over the deadpan
Where puns fly
I’m allergic to V. An ex used it in place of lip balm. It all got rather painful!
CP: Start From Scratch — Galactic
Copying ditto in banging my head on the table.
THX everyone. Yeah, if I’d given that more time, I’d have recruited people to do all of the standard athlete voices.
“More beardiness”
That one could go all the way low brow, Van, but I think we need jOe’s wit to get the most out of this opportunity.
I could be a WNBA player, Jack. Or I could imitate a college Lacrosse player with some conviction, I bet! 😉
Lacrosse Player: “Kill them. Kill them all!”
Lacrosse Player: “I’d like to thank my girlf . . . roommate Cheryl. She has really supported me through some hard times.”
Jack: I’m glad you are enjoying Jeff Loomis, I am as well. It’s pretty dense stuff, it takes a couple of listens to let stuff sink in. I think my only dissappointment with it is I wish there were more slow parts. Jeff does great acouctic work and he hints at it a little on the disc, just wish there were more. But overall one of the best instrumental albums out there. 🙂 Also, I loved your sports stuff on todays episode. I did laugh out loud more than once.
Amy: Great work on the fiction.
EssBee, Rhettro: Thanks for the compliments! 🙂
Jack: I thought your sports segments were very funny, especially the football one. 😀
Cj: I agree, that was a great first contribution.
No one’s ever told me my voice was comforting before, but that’s good to hear. Thank you! 🙂 *virtual hug*
Agreed, Cj. You should really consider doing your own podcast.
Thx again, everyone 🙂 Feel free to add to the Sports thing (or anything you hear), if you want.
I have a feeling there will be more about the Bunny’s basket. . . .
Now, Jack, don’t go all Mennenga on CJ. We’d like to keep her around!
🙂
Oh, you want to keep me! My day has been made! And, it was a pretty crappy day to begin with, so I needed that!
Why the crappy start, Cj?
Unbelievable. I’ve spent about 6 hours writing two emails over the past day. My head hurts.
CW: Life S2 E11
No spoilers, Van.
That is my new favorite show. Love that!
CP: Lords of the New Church (live) — Tasmin Archer
Life is cool…apart from one little thing.
Sad to say I’ve only ever heard ‘Sleeping Satellite’ by Tasmin Archer
What one little thing?
And here I was thinking “Tasmin Archer” was the song title…
EssBee, Crappy morning was my own fault. I have been dealing with insomnia mostly caused by putting more on my plate than I should lately.
That and my car battery being dead which kinda ticked me off. The car is in the garage so I can’t reach the battery with jumper cables because my truck is in the driveway. So, I had to remove the battery completely from the truck and carry it into the garage, then jump start my car that way. It was a dirty, heavy, battery covered with that icky acid stuff.
Not that I’m all girlie or anything, but … well… actually, the fact is… I am terribly girlie. I’m not gonna lie about it.
I put the battery and the jumper cables in the back of my car though, so I wouldn’t get stuck at the store. That was using my brain-power.
Ah, but I was coming at it from this direction, Van:
You work and work for years and years, you’re always on the go
You never take a minute off, too busy makin’ dough
Someday, you say, you’ll go fulltime (*have your fun) when you’re a millionaire
Imagine all the fun you’ll have in your old rockin’ chair
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think!
Enjoy yourself. While you’re still in the pink!
The years go by, As quickly as a wink.
Enjoy yourself. Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
You’re gonna take that RV (*ocean) trip, no matter, come what may
You’ve got your reservations made, but you just can’t get away
Next year, for sure, you’ll go fulltime (*see the world), you’ll really get around
But how far can you travel when you’re six-feet under ground?
Your heart of hearts, your dream of dreams, your ravishing brunet
She’s left you and she’s now become somebody else’s pet.
Lay down that gun don’t try my friend to reach the great beyond
You’ll have more fun by camping with (*reaching for) a redhead or a blond.
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think!
Enjoy yourself. While you’re still in the pink!
The years go by, As quickly as a wink.
Enjoy yourself. Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
You never go to campgrounds (*nightclubs) and you just don’t care to hike (*dance).
You don’t have time for silly things like campfires (*moonlight) and a bike (*romance).
You only think of dollar bills tied neatly in a stack
But when you kiss a dollar bill it doesn’t kiss you back.
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think!
Enjoy yourself. While you’re still in the pink!
The years go by, As quickly as a wink.
Enjoy yourself. Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
Note to self – check formatting of copied text before pasting.
No ditto servicing for me eh?
Ah well. I’m used to the rejection 🙂
So I am confident my husband has lost his mind. His friend got them tickets to see a football game tonight. Its going to be 18 degrees out there. I can’t think of much I would be willing to sit outside in 18 degree weather for.. well besides a million dollars or a cure for cancer.
Trent Reznor?
Well tomorrow is another day, night TSHs.
I pine for the old days when Alvie and Andrea would fight over ditto’s “servicing.” 🙁
Looking at the Deadpan archives there is an entry for October 1903. Didn’t know they had podcasts back then.
I was among the first, Rhett.
Jack looks good for being 130.
Introbabble about Teddy Roosevelt?
Podcast softly and carry a big microphone.
We service all, TSH! 🙂
Jack: LOL!! This is just one reason why I love this community – so many witty comments.
I put my Deadpan Secret Santa gift in the mail this morning.
Morning Pan, a cold and frosty morning, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
cold enough for an encore.
CP: Touch of Gaming #13
CP: The Geologic Podcast #94
Good Morning, Van.
My insomnia has kicked in good today. I have to be up in 4 hours, but sleep will not come.
Sleeping pill kicking in. Goodnight.
CW: Leverage eps 2
CW: Top Gear
Friday has arrived. My one goal today is to get my Secret Santa gift out in the mail. Amazon failed me earlier this week, so I’ll have to suffer for my Deadpan and go into a physical post office.
If you don’t hear from me again, you’ll know I was a victim of some Christmas mob.
just stay away from the tall guy with unusal scars and you should be fine Ed.
Well Pan yesterday was productive. Re arranged the house for Christmas tree…
The damn thing is huge!
Decorating occurs tonight.
Van – Episode #34 – Good on repeat as well as Episod #26 & #20.
I think I’ll have to make some of my favorite soup this weekend: Tom Kha Gai. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Nice brisk 1ºF this morning. Not looking forward to Monday, when this is the forecast High…
Morning Pan
Winter storm warning for Calgary. All things considered, I think I’d rather still be in bed
Off to do some errands before the weather change rolls in.
Later Pan.
I have realized that if it’s snowing at the Bunny’s house, it’s going to be snowing at my house in 2 days.
Morning, Pan!
Sorry about the insomnia, Cj! I am also a sufferer and it’s miserable.
I think over half the group suffers from insomnia.
CALL-IN Challange!
Okay Deadpan ’tis the season to go to parties. So I challange you to have the Deadpan Voicemail number loaded in your phone before you go to yoyur next party.
Then, when you get to said party make a mental note of the FIRST book (or magazine?) you see when you get there.
When the opportunity presents itself, pick up the book, turn to page 56, skip down to the 5th sentence, call the Deadpan and read that sentence!
It’s “Stolen from my neighbor” or something like that. 🙂
This is a great chance for you lurkers out there to play along as well.
Good luck!
ooh, fun, JOe. I’m going to the cheap Evil, Inc holiday lunch TODAY!
The song, overall, is pretty catchy. It has a heavy bass with 80s synth-pop thrown in for good measure. I’ve always liked Brody’s voice, but I never really got hooked on The Distillers. She sounds pretty good here. My only complaint would be that I’m reminded too much of Pink.
I’m interested to see if the rest of her solo EP is as good as this song.
🙂
THIS JUST IN –
Support your local Mad Scientists!
Go to Amazon and pre-order your “Dr. Horrible” DVD today!
First LP: Around the World in a Day – Prince & the Revolution
First 45: Rock Me Amadeus – Falco
First Cassette: Ghostbusters Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
First CD: Nothing Like the Sun – Sting
First iTunes track: Walking with a Ghost – Tegan and Sara
This just in: Betty Page has passed away.
Music Purchase Firsts:
First LP: Reach The Beach — The Fixx (not sure; hard to remember)
First 45: (never bought any, but had some as gifts)
First Cassette: Kilroy Was Here — Styx
First CD: Love Over Gold — Dire Straits
First iTunes Track: Woo Hoo — The 5 6 7 8s
Ditto, yeah, I’d heard she was ailing and in a coma…
I have to admit though, when I heard my first thought was: “She’s still alive?”
don’t think there is going to be any Reading materiel in Weatherspoons.
Ooh, almost forgot:
First MP3 that ever “Magically appeared on my hard drive through no particular effort on my part( if youu know what I mean, and I think you do…)”: Vampire Beavers – Joe Hall & the Continental Drift
I didn’t feel too badly about this, as it is pretty darn out of print…
Well I didn’t seriously start building a music collection till I started going to gigs in 1999, so my music first purchases are:
First LP: Probably the soundtrack to the movie ‘The Black Hole’…but it could have been ‘War of the Worlds’.
First 45: Milk and Alcohol – Dr Feelgood
First Cassette: Galaxy Gold – Neil Norman and his Cosmic Orchestra (mainly synth versions of scifi movie soundtracks). The inlay mentions that a theremin is used on some of the tracks.
First CD: Movie soundtrack for Pulp Fiction
First iTunes track: Never bought a track in iTunes.
Well I’m impressed, haven’t played that tape in over 25 years and it still works.
Not that impressed with a synth version of the title tune to the movie Alien.
First LP: Buckingham Nicks – Lindsey B. and Stevie N.
First 45: I’m Against It – The Ramones
First Cassette: Tango in the Night – Fleetwood Mac
First CD: Ani DiFranco – self titled
First iTunes Track: Skullcrusher Mountain – JC
Somebody actually scalled the cover of the LP version:
Actually, now I’m second-guessing my memory. I’m not absolutely certain the Sting CD was my first, it also may have been Life’s Too Good by The Sugarcubes. I bought both of those within the same couple weeks.
Nope, now I remember, and it means there’s one last purchase category for me (never bought an 8-track, personally).
It was the Sting Album, and that same purchase included:
First CD3: Motorcrash- Sugarcubes
I bought the CD3, as I’d read a review of the full album but hadn’t heard any of it. Then I decided I liked it and bought the full CD the next week.
JB: I remember those! I never bought any since I was never a fan of singles. Otherwise, I’m usually an early adopter of new media; early on CDs, Laser Dics, and DVDs among others.
Got my ass kicked on the RB2 drum trainer last night. I’m about half way through the beats. I can’t quite master kicking at a different beat from my hands.
Currently eating: Salt & Pepper Kettle chips.
Thx for the illumination JB.
I never bought a CD3.
CP: I Wish You Well — Tom Cochrane
Well Pan, looks like I timed my errands just right. Snow started just as I pulled into the driveway.
I’d do the “album game” but I don’t remember any of my firsts for music. (unless the Disney Greatest Hits when I was six counts)
My first cassettes were the Close Encounters sdtk and a forgotten Neil Diamond one, when I was really young. Then, at about 10, I talked my mom into letting me get A Columbia House membership, so I got 12 for a penny. I can’t list the 12, but I know Def Leppard, Quiet Riot, and Men at Work were in there. Probably Pat Benatar too. eGads.
First LP: Business as Usual — Men At Work
First 45: Summer Breeze — Seals & Crofts
First Cassette: She’s So Unusual – Cyndi Lauper
First CD: Tragic Kingdom — No Doubt (I’m not sure on this one, it might have been First Band on the Moon by the Cardigans. I have had them both forever)
First iTunes Track: Love Long and Prosper – The Daddy Doo Band
TEB: Cool. It’s nice to avoid the crappy weather. I got home from a quick shopping trip to BestBuy. I was surprised to find a recent anime movie that I really like at a really cheap price. Yea me!
Jack: Pat Benatar had some really good early albums. I know what you mean though. 😉
We were actually thinking of seeing The Punisher this weekend if my husband can spare the time.
Hmmm, wonder if there will be any “batch-flapping” in that movie.
You never heard “Who Can It Be Now?”, Van?
Or “Be Good Johnny” or “It’s a Mistake” or “Overkill”? All great Men at Work tunes.
Ironically (?), I’m pretty sure my first CD purchase was Overkill – “The Years of Decay”. It was either that or “Practice What You Preach” by Testament. I was very metal when I got my first CD player.
Oh and that song the lead singer of MAW sung when he was in an episode of Scrubs.
CW: Pushing Daisies S2 E9
CP: You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid — The Offspring
So far, I’m enjoying the new album. It’s a solid album from them. If you like their old stuff, you’ll like this one.
Bob Rock produced the album. Canadians are everywhere. 🙂
Show me how to lie
You’re getting better all the time
And turning all against the one
Is an art that’s hard to teach
Another clever word
Sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back into line
A mob jumps to their feet
Now dance, fucker, dance
Man, he never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you
And now you steal away
Take him out today
Nice work you did
You’re gonna go far, kid
So it was Overkill according to the Scrubs episode guide.
I clicked the Down Under link and my daughter immediately broke into wild dancing. The lead singer is awesome, but he still gives me the creeps.
I still have my vinyl of Business as Usual along with over 400 45’s from the 1950s and 60s.
Yes it involves LP covers..but you really need to see the site for yourself.
You guys can remember your FIRST music purchases ?!?!?!
Oh yah, I forgot that you are all 19 !
😉
Come on jj you know it’s short term memory that goes first as you get older. So I can remember my first 45 I bought but not what I had for breakfast yesterday.
Joe: You aren’t the only old fart around here. 😛
lol
Cool stuff, Van. Glad to see that meme is still sticking around. I like how creative some people get with it.
Playing Album: Smilin’ Buddha Cabaret by 54-40
Did Joe just declare 35 to be the new 19?
Damn right I’m 19.
Vanamonde: That album cover link is great.
My head is officially nearing asplosion levels. Expect some potentially odd output from me during the next few hours.
gotta release it, Jack
Better out than in.
Cough
You should be careful using the words “head” and “release” together.
*cough*
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Does one rub Vasiline on the chest to aid in relief from head conjestion?
cough
Van doesn’t – he is allergic to Vasiline.
CP: Carnivalia — Tribalistas
Vic’s Vapour Rub.
I guess he’ll have to console himself with a banger.
Strangely enough I had four earlier on.
With mash?
Bracing myself for Jack’s strange emissions.
*cough*
programming announcement –
For those of you late afternoon/early evening Deadpanners … search back through today’s post for your new “phone in” instructions.
– that is all
Yes
You can’t have bangers without mash. Or so I’ve heard.
Well there is always Toad in the Hole.
Toad in the Hole? Is that anything like Told in the Ho?
Just saw 10 minutes of “Shallow Hal” on FX TV.
It wasn’t abysmal like I had assumed it would be. Is that because the premise can only hold up for about 10 minutes? Did anyone here see this film?
I wanna play along!!
Music Purchase Firsts:
First LP: Eurythmics-Sweet Dreams
First 45: Prince- Purple Rain
First Cassette: Violent Femmes – Violent Femmes
First CD: Depeche Mode 101
First iTunes Track: Nirvana – Where DId you Sleep Last Night from MTV acoustic
Jack- you get that bull by the horns!
Ok, we’re going out for sushi
night pan
Too bad I didn’t see J0e’s post before I went to my nonprofit org.’s Christmas party today. There were books there, as prizes in the Yankee Swap gift game.
Music Purchase Firsts:
First LP: (never bought any)
First 45: (see above)
First Cassette: I had lots as a kid, but I’m pretty sure my parents bought them all for me. The first one I picked out for myself was probably one of the Animaniacs soundtrack tapes.
First CD: Spice – The Spice Girls and Songs in the Key of Springfield – The Simpsons (both purchased at the same time)
First iTunes track: Fog Bound – Klaus Badelt (from the Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl soundtrack – I got the whole album via iTunes)
I remember finding Shallow Hal to be pretty funny, J0e. But it’s been years.
Just watched GPB and think I have a few things to say about it. Now just to find time . . .
I started on GPB this morning, and will finish tomorrow or Sunday. I like it so much.
GPB is sitting here on the desk … starring at me. Tapping its foot as if to say “Well???”
Joe – if it asks you if you want to do some blow, then you know it’s time to run away.
Morning Pan, working on a Saturday, it’s a hard life.
CP: Red Dog in the Morning-Tim O’Brien
“All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really know you,
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand,
Some gather together in bands,
The bleeding hearts and artists,
Make their stand.
And when theyve given you their all,
Some stagger and fall.
After all its not easy,
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.”
Outside the Wall – Pink Floyd
-much +far
Happy Saturday Deadpan (sorry you have to work, Van).
We’re off to SouthWestern Colorado this morning – about 4 hours away – to visit some family. Tomorrow, Christmas tamale making. If you all lived here, I’d be dropping by with a 1/2 dozen tightly wrapped packages of love for each of you.
😉
fried.
OMG OMG OMG OMG
I lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvvvvvvv tamales.
🙂
One for the list of food to try one of these days.
Today’s Clone Wars cod philosophy:
Most powerful is he who controls his own power
… “in bed”
I am almost completely done Christmas shopping.
So sitting in the cinema waiting for Dean Spanley to start.
I’m placing a safe bet that it will be better than Transporter 3.
That sounds like a safe bet, Van. 🙂
Kewl!!!! My SS arrived!
Should I open it now? Or wait for Christmas?
Flip a coin and decide.
Wait till there are more folks in the bar and then open it in front of us!
ooo, schedule a time like “be here at high noon Central Specific Underworld time and you can see what I got!”
Speaking of “Men at Work” (see previous comments … somewhere)
Since I video blog – should I open my Secret Santa on-screen for all to see?
I am still hoping recipient receives my shipment in time. I have little faith in my shipment!
Yes!!!!
So, how come every time I here the “Island of Misfit Toys” song from the claymation classic “Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer” … I think of the Deadpan Bar.
We all drink too much?
I like to drink too much too much.
Do women get the red nose due to drink?
Heading to a Christmas party. I have the cell phone programmed. A book will be found and quoted.
Have fun storming the Castle ! *waves from door of the Deadpan bar*
BTW: I here that it is Dick Van Dyke’s birthday today.
If your lurking out there sir, Happy Birthday to you!!!
I called, but don’t recall if I said it was me. So, you know. It was me. I’m completely loopy and ready for some Star Trek watching tonight.
CJ!!! … You got some splain’n to do !!!!
🙂 .
Don’t I always?
Morning Pan, in a bit of a masochistic mood today, so off to see TDTEST with the supermarionated puppet that is Keanu Reeves.
-29 right now; -40 with the wind chill. I think today is a good day to curl up with a cup of hot chocolate and a good book.
Regarding your two links, Van.
I read enough that I don’t have to lie about it.
I actually agree, most Cdns. value themselves based on the States. There was a beer commercial once that was based on all the things Canada was not (as opposed to what it was). There is, however, a pretty amusing book called How to be a Canadia (http://www.amazon.com/How-Be-Canadian-Will-Ferguson/dp/1550548913) that’s actually quite amusing.
I second the recommendation!
It’s so cold, the CBC’s webcam has gone off line.
Van: I haven’t had time to read all of the article, but first thought is that it isn’t far off. Like anywhere else, there is a huge spectrum of opinion in how citizens feel about their country. Canadians have the added complication that there is a kind of sibling rivalry between Canada and the US, with the US being the elder, and somewhat oblivious, brother.
The nice thing a-boot the I Am Canadian commercial, is that while it did make fun of some stereotypes–yes, I have been asked the “Do you know so-and-so from Canada?” question–the commercial also showed that Canadians do have reasons to be proud of their country.
The anti-American claims about that commercial have always bugged me. How is being pro-Canadian being anti-American?
While there is some items on what it is to be Canadian, I think, to me, the commercial is more about what we are not – which is American, than what we are.
Besides, like the write-up says. I don’t think Americans really care whether we identify ourselves as Canadians or “not Americans”. We’re more – just there.
But we aren’t American. More people are familiar with what Americans are than with what Canadians are, so phrasing the description of ourselves as this is what we are not is not the same thing as being anti-American, in my opinion.
The only thing in the commercial that could be legitimately construed as being anti-American is the policing crack.
I agree, ditto. Just because we “are not American” does not mean we are anti-American.
See what you did Van! You started us on a “What it is to be Canadian” discussion.
I lurv my American friends 8)
Actually, let me change that to include all those on the board – I luvs my non-Canadian friends 😉
Gasp! Doesn’t that mean they are anti-Canadian? 😉
*cough*
I guess it’s better than being uncle-Canadian.
Does that involve inappropriate touching?
*backs away slowly*
Lord, I hope so 😉
Is there really such a thing an inappropriate touching on Deadpan?
I don’t believe so, Ed.
BTW, I rewatched GPB last night. I forgot how great the music was. 🙂
So the border where the USA and Canada touch is more like a grope?
Group grope!
Would we accept a multi-national grope?
I’m game for a multinational grope.
Note- G-A-M-E
grope grope gropity grope!
Why do you people hate freedom so much?
bwahahahahaha!!!
Couldn’t keep a straight face on that one!
G-A-M-E
Groping Across Multinational Environs
CP: Ed’s Mixed Bag #166
This just in…
Apparently William Wallace’s last words were actually FREE-GROOOOOPE!
I just spilled boiling water across my right hand. I tweeted, but felt the need to share my pain with all of you here as well. I’m making delicious treats and this is how I’m rewarded. Ouch and ouch and ouch! I hope my treat recipients appreciate what I go through for them! 😉
I feel your pain 🙁
I wish I could taste your treats!
OK
That last bit didn’t come out right.
-r if you like Heinlein
Well, we have done battle and have come away victorious. My wife and I decided to make the jump into HD and spent a fair bit of time recently looking at television options. We had been torn between DLP and a larger screen, or a good LCD. We’ve had a 60″ RPTV for many years, but the cost of an LCD of that size or larger would make a nice car.
In the end, we decided that we felt the image quality of the LCD was worth more than getting a larger DLP for the same price.
Today, Best Buy started a killer deal – better than I was able to do with online stores! So, we get there at store open to make the deal. After we pick out a few other things to go with the purchase, we approach someone about getting the package. Turns out, even though there is a sign on the TV about the package deal – they have no TV’s in stock. Mind you, we arrived literally at the time the store opened. They checked around and could find none of the TV in the deal IN ALL OF HOUSTON!
Now, I understand that, sometimes a store is just going to happen to be out of stock on a deal, but all of Houston?
So, we took the flyer across the street to Circuit City where they ended up matching the deal, including installation. It took them a good while to get their computer to accept the price adjustment, but in the end, we got our deal. The TV will be installed tomorrow.
I’m really looking forward to the final episoides of BSG in HD.
And, if you’ve read this far, you may as well know that the TV is the 52″ version of SONY’s XBR6 series.
Joe, you spilled boiling water on your hand in support of CJ? Now that’s commitment!
Night Pan, don’t let the bed bugs bite.
My treats are quite tasty!
Thank you for your sympathy, J0e. 🙂
Nice Ed. I hope you enjoy it. The bonus being that the LCD’s are Frebreeze proof.
Ed,
Congrats on the HD. We went HD a few months ago and my hubby is beyond happy about it.
Cj: OUCH! Sorry to hear that. I hope you weren’t too badly scalded.
Ed: Congrats!
Ouch, Cj. Stupid water!
And yes Ed, as cool as that new TV is going to be, you should heed Rhett’s warning, if it applies.
Van, were you saying Heinlein would remove the r from “treats” ?
Morning Pan,
Yes Jack, I still haven’t got over the horror that was ‘The Number of the Beast’.
Today’s tedium of shopping will be spiced up by the fear of slipping on the icy paths.
Well, this is southern Texas for you. Last week – snow and down to the lower 30’s. Over the weekend, highs near 80. By this afternoon, back in to the 40’s. It’s a whole year worth of seasons in one week.
… but with that great, tangy barbecue flavor !
That conjures up a vision of a blindfold and a taste test involving licking people to see where they come from.
Mmmmm, tangy barbecue flavour..that would Texas then.
I’m afraid of our brethren from New Jersey.
Morning Pan!
Still stupidly cold here in the great white north. I fear we would taste like snow.
+be
Ignorance is bliss, I should never have looked at the ingredients on a tin of hot dogs, even for me the phrase ‘mechanically recovered chicken and pork’ is offputting.
I think I would have rather been kept in the dark!
meow?
(That’s me, a bunny of many disguises 😉 )
Oh, Van. By the way, I only have one butt, and it’s a woman’s. (unless there’s something about be I’m not aware of 🙂 )
Same here … I keep it in the back of my utility shed.
Okay, that was creepy … even for me.
That’s ok, J0e. We’ll just chalk it up to early morningness.
Morning, Deadpan!
We drove in really horrible snowpacked and icy conditions yesterday (for 5 hours) to get home from our tamale-making excursion. It’s -10 F at my house this morning.
Looks like everyone’s been busy this weekend. Sorry about the scald, Cj! Trade you some red chile tamales for some of that candy?
We’re at -29C. -37 with the wind chill. (since the temperatures meet at -40, that’s cold no matter what measurement you use).
We holed up for the weekend but I do have to go out later this morning.
By tomorrow it’s supposed to go up to -15C. Downright balmy.
We’ve got -8ºF right now, with an expected high of -6º.
The windchill while I was shoveling was -32ºF.
That’s quite the wind gusts you must be having JB, to cause that big of a difference between the temp. and the WC temp.
‘Cause baby it’s cold outside.
Help – how can I tell if a blueberry bagel has gone bad? Are those mold spots or just more blueberry bits. 🙁
ummm, just to be safe, I’d toss it, J0e.
CP: Coverville #534 Grab Your Cover Requests, I’ve Come to Take You Home
Yeah, I think it has died down considerably now that the sun is up.
Also, I’m not positive, but I think the factoring equations used in the US & Canada may be different ones…
My first thought was, how naive was this woman to not know what “Sloppy Seconds” meant?
Idea: Can mold be killed with alcohol?
If so, maybe I could just send an emergency response team of Vodka down to neutralize the mold.
EssBee, I would happily give you candy treats in exchange for tamales. Although, I assure you that my treats are divine, I would personally always prefer tamales.
J0e, you can be sure a blueberry bagel is bad if it’s, ahem, blueberry to begin with. Sorry… Blueberry bagels are at the opposite end of the spectrum from tamales. The smell alone causes me to emit a sound much like, “Blechh… yuck…eewwww.” But, you should enjoy yours when you can. 😉
TEB: I agree, but then again, sometimes, my wife does the same thing. I think it depends on where and how you grew up.
Blue cheese is yummy. “Blue” berry surprise bagel probably is not, or if it is, it’s dysentery in an attractive package. 😉
Jack, you may be interested in Six String Bliss’s 129th episode. I picked a guitarist for their “Guitarist of the Week” segment. Can you guess who I picked? LOL http://www.sixstringbliss.com/
Even so, the context of the remarks should have been a clue. Even if I didn’t know what the term meant, I would have known it was derogatory, not inviting.
Wowie, it’s cold outside. We just shoveled a bunch of snow and moved a frozen Corolla so that our friendly lumber man can deliver a ton of pellets for our stove. BRR.
I’m taking a vacation day today, but somehow have been up and working since 6:00.
“it’s dysentery in an attractive package.”
Does that fall into the catagory of it’s better to look good than to feel good?
Stay warm EssBee.
Here’s something our UK friends probably don’t encounter very often.
I was going to buy a “Silver Eagle” dollar as a present but the store I usually get such things from didn’t have any and said that the plummeting silver market had cuased the US mint to quite making them earlier this year.
The shop keeper then recommended a “rare coin” dealer I might check with.
So I go to this other shop and well, it had the exact same vibe as a comic book shop … if the owners of the comic book shop were expecting Armageddon sometime before the end of the day.
The guy DID have my coin (as well as an assortment of knives and swords) but the bit that was probably ALL AMERICAN was that he had a TOMMY GUN leaning (very visibly) against the wall behind him.
I suspect it wasn’t fully automatic though … that would be illegal.
TEB: I know. It’s mind boggling. How could anyone think that a hockey player calling his ex “sloppy-seconds” could be anything other than an insult. Especially, Avery!
Line from Grease, “Sloppy seconds ain’t my style” – Didn’t we all go find out what that meant after seeing that movie? It was such an educational movie.
We’ll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads
oh yeah
(Keep talking whoa keep talking)
A fuel injection cutoff and chrome plated rods oh yeah
(I’ll get the money I’ll kill to get the money)
With a four speed on the floor they’ll be waiting at the door
You know that ain’t no shit we’ll be getting lots of tit
In Grease Lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Go grease lightning you’re burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lightning you’re coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme the chicks’ll cream for grease lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Etc… we all know the song, but I felt compelled this morning.
Well Pan. I have some errands that must be done, so I’m off to brave the cold. Let’s see if my car will even start.
Later.
Rhettro: Why is it that the first thing that popped into my mind was “You look Mahhhhhvelous!”
Hey, wait! I recognize those hairstyles. Gross Point Blank. 🙂
To the Stone Roses I have to say… ehhhh.
Don’t get me wrong, the Silvertone record was stellar. “Second Coming” was just dull and uninteresting…
Well keeping things 20C, the nearest UK equivalent would be a STEN gun.
Not as iconic as the TOMMY gun though.
Okay, yeah that wind didn’t really die off all that much. Had to walk over to the main building and just now as I return I read that it is -6ºF, feels like -28ºF…
Hoping some of my fellow Coverville listeners will play along and tell what score they ended up with on my Musically Challenged…
An unreliable machine gun how very British.
Do a search on wiki for ‘sten gun’ if you are interested (zzzzzzzzzzzz)
We’re up to 0 F here now!
No wifi hotspot tonight, and streaming from iTunes over 3G kills the phone battery, so no new Coverville till tomorrow.
An almost tropical (haha) 37F here.
Wow, Van. Hopefully modesty has prevented you from wearing anything that shows too much midriff…
CP: Folkcast Festive Selection Box 2008
yesterday High 75 F
Today when I woke up at 5 am 12 F
Damn who moved my house….
Highs in the 52 to 62F range the next ten days with a chance of showers 60 percent of the time. Bummer. Kinda.
CP: Little Things — Bush
Currently 6F in KC.
Got out of KC in the nick of time then. 😉
JB – ummm I got 2 points… that was tough.
Yeah, Wolf. Okay, a couple tracks were a little bit unfair (I won’t say why here in case others want to try it out). I definitely was assuming Brian would get two points on the first cut…
CP: Grass — XTC
Currently reading through city government web pages trying to figure out what is needed for a building permit. The more I read, the more my head hurts.
Rhett, do the regs have a page 56., line 5?
JB,
“104.6 Official Records. The fire code official shall keep records as required by Sections 104.6.1 through 104.6.4. Such official records shall be retained for not less than ninety (90) days after final ocupancy approval, unless otherwiese provided by other regulations.”
=P
Oooh, just got my SS gift!
We have contingency plans for contingency plans. 😉
JB – I will certainly play later.
Right now, I have made a sandwich and am off to watch GPB!
JOe: I don’t think I’ll be able to do the call-in challenge since, as of last week, my parties are done for the year.
Back from the cold arctic tundra.
In a note of silliness, my front door is frozen shut. had to go out the back door and around the house to get my mail.
It better warm up soon.
I guess Rhett and I won’t get much sympathy when we grumble about the unseasonable chill here. . .
It’s cold in the office, I guess they’re trying to keep the utility bills low. Might have to put my jacket back on. Can’t wait for February and the return of 80 degree weather.
Rhett already gave that one a shot, Jack. Not a lot of flowing sympathies…
Kinda agree with JB. It’s a good thing we can’t lob nukes to heat things up for you. 😉
No sympathy at all.
Now that I’m caught up on the comments, I need to wonder if the pawn shop J0e found was owned by a guy named Zed.
It’s feeling more and more chilly around here.
But Zed’s dead Jack, Zed’s dead.
can’t – get – thru – film – for – all – the – FRAKING – interuptions!!!!!
I got my Secret Santa gift last Thursday. Thanks, Trucker! 🙂
Probably time to disconnect that buzzer from the Deadpan comments RSS feed JOe.
I think I’ve got my microphone configured properly now. I’ll try and record my GPB comments tonight. 🙂
When you can’t get the status of your shipment and your shipment is a Secret Santa gift, it’s frustrating. I’m really hoping it gets to its recipient on time.
I have no idea when the SS will go out from up here, I must admit…
So I’ve read that sticking your hands under your armpits is a good way of keeping your hands warm.
Ha – and Lost Ralph pops in with the follow through!
I hope everyone is enjoying their DSS gifts.
Between your legs works pretty well too, but is more for emergencies if you are in a public place…
I have a bunch of emails to get through today too. /tweet.
Unfortunately, nothing job-related.
Armpits are usually a little more appropriate, JB.
Jack, I do directly challenge you to the Musically Challenged on the latest Coverville, I’m sure you must have seen my general challnge to the Pan-at-large…
And now it’s raining. It’s does rain in the desert. Interesting.
More appropriate than the cleavage of buxom young women?
It’s raining on my house, my gravel is getting wet along with my 4 inflatable Christmas creatures.
Notes:
Re: Zed – now I can NEVER go back to that place.
Re: Out of parties – OK, as an alternative … walk into anyplace that has a waiting room … pick up the first magazine you reach, turn to page 24 (the inverse of the answer to Life the Universe and everything) find the 5th sentence, whip out your phone, call Jack, read the sentence then hang up. Smile politely at those in the room and walk out with no further explanation.
Re: Hand warming – better to put your hand under your armpits then someone else’s. They will have you arrested. Don’t ask how I know that.
Re: Weather or not – CJ, as long as it is not raining gravel your inflatables should be OK.
Now to finish the movie (PLEASE!)
That is all.
Done JB. My score was 1, before you played the giveaway clips.
I can’t believe I was right about the Skrew clip, though I didn’t recognize the song at first.
Score 5, after the giveaway clips, not counting their guesses – and before you gave the answers.
Thanks for the plug, though!
Well to wind down I think I shall watch the season finale of Dexter.
I have a bad feeling about tomorrow.
It is finished.
Cool 6-string-bliss, Rhett!
Van, what’s wrong with tomorrow? For you?
You know — I have a helluva lot of good timely content – for GPB and other stuff – yet xmas is coming up. Not sure yet how I’m going to do this.
Family problems.
*hugs* to Van. Hope it’s not as bad as you feel.
I’m heading to another party tonight. All girl parties are sometimes the best for me so I’m looking forward to this one. I’ll try to find another book while I’m there.
*hugs* to Van from me as well.
Jack … might put off the “Stolen from a party” readings until after New Years … that gives everybody one more party opportunity to play along.
…I’m just say’n is all.
I dug it as well Jack. Hang in there Van.
As promised – the new TV has arrived. Momma is pleased, so everyone is happy 🙂
On trivial note, my Xbox 360 died last night with the red ring of death. It’s out of the guarantee period that MS extended and since they charge 100 euros for a repair, I’m thinking about buying a new arcade version.
What I want to know is that if I use the old HD (which appears to work fine) in the new Xbox, will it retain all my settings for Xbox Live or will the new Xbox wipe everything on the old HD?
I agree with the commentors. The ZF-1 should have been on that list.
Did I mention that The Fifth Element is the 1st Blu-Ray disc that I bought?
Van, I hope things go well with your family today.
As for the Xbox – that’s an interesting proposition. I’m afraid my knowledge of Xbox architecture is such that any answer I offer would be coming straight out of my ass and probably not of any value.
After hearing what had happened yesterday I was expecting the worst, but things went better than expected today.
Morning, Pan.
Van, good news! Thanks for making that the first thing I saw this icy morning. I think my day will start a little better.
Morning Pan!
Snowed again last night. Still snowing now.
Glad things worked out Van. Belated hug from me anyway.
Wow… I think I am still in shock.
Someone actually called me a “Podcast Celeb” Ha – yeah right…
Thanks for the compliment but I am hardly a celeb…
Good to hear things are going alright on the family front Van.
I know nothing about the xbox or any other gaming system…
Aw, WNDR, you may now be “podcast famous,” but you’ll always be our Wolf…
*skritches WNDR between the ears*
RE: Coverville
JB, I got one point. meh
awww Thanks Guys.
Just to clarify – I am not podcast famous… I bask in the glow of the Mangan and others that are far more talented than me.
Wow – Skritches from the Bunny.
Not too bad, a -12ºF that feels like -12ºF…
Awww, Wolf. You know you’re my favourite animal pseudonym on the board 😉
-9C. today. WooHoo! (ok, -16 with wind chill, but still a marked improvement over yesterday)
Jack: Cool link.
Van: Glad the family troubles weren’t too bad. As for the 360: getting an arcade version and a 60 GB drive is often cheaper than buying a regular model. I believe all the drives come with a transfer kit that will allow you to move all your games and profiles onto the new drive. You might want to check at the store though.
Your Xbox HD will retain all of the Xbox Live settings, but you’ll need to get the Xbox license transfer tool from the Microsoft Live webpage to transfer content licenses.
You might consider selling your broken Xbox. We were able to get 75 bucks for ours on Craigslist so if you have an equivalent type of selling venue, you could consider that.
Good Morning, everyone!
Thanks for the info ditto and Cj,
So… Sounds like the consensus result among folks who tell me is that the Musically Challenged was pretty hard. I have an email in to Ibbott about other factors (that Bis clip I had tried to level down a bit, but you can still hear him say it’s a “little loud”), and I think I’ll be sending him a couple more that I have ideas for.
CP: Any Day Now — The Watchmen
CP: You’ve Got Everything Now — The Smiths
Last night, I finished playing Mass Effect for the second time, this time on hardcore. It’s not that difficult when you’ve got the best equipment in the game and you are starting at level 50. 🙂
Did Ashley live or die this time around?
She lived this time and showed her gratitude. 😉
Lucky you. That’s reason enough for me to play a second time through. 🙂
I did my Cpt. Kirk impression the first time through.
The story holds up pretty well a second time through. This time I played renegade instead of paragon. I was hoping I’d get enough XP to reach level 60, but didn’t quite make it: I was about 140k short.
CP: How Stuff Works Podcast: How Entomophagy Works
Beware, the story that kicks it all off is not for the faint of heart…
I need to take the renegade route. Although I’m kind of confused how that will translate into Mass Effect 2. Supposedly, Mass Effect 2 will alter it’s beginning story based on how you played Mass Effect 1. My guess is you’ll have to pick which save game to start ME2 with. I guess I should research a little more.
Entomophagy? Is that like a deep desire to eat mutants?
It’s the practice of eating insects. They cover both voluntary and involuntary entomophagy…
Free protein!!! 😉
CP: Ungawa — Chow Nasty
CP: Let Me Drown — Soundgarden
Oh, by the way, with all the NFL doping investigations, shouldn’t they go find out who put the downers in the Cardinals’ Gatorade this past Sunday?
Who knows what you swallow in the deep dark night.
OMG there are whole volumes I will not say on that one, Van…
Van, had I been drinking something when I saw your last post, I would have certainly given myself a nasal enema 🙂
Was he talking about pride?
I think he was eating bugs.
CP: Xanadu – Rush
Quick, somebody start an alphabetical list!
MST3K fans should listen to Decoder Ring Theatre this week…
“Black Jack Justice (25) – A Midsummer Night’s Noir” (for those of you perusing the message board out of anthropological curiousity many millenia into the future)
Swallowing pride – i.e. fallating a group of lions.
I hear there’s lots of pride swallowing down near Loring Park in Minneapolis…
BlackJack Justice recieves the comic book treatment.
LOL
Just got back from reading page 2, Mr. Wolf…
Cold.
You don’t know the half of it, borther.
Well, the wx is looking craptastic, so I think I’m bolting early. Gotta beat those downtown commuters to the ditch, right?
Thx ditto!
Santa Pan Gift Received! I will video blog the opening of the gift later as promised previously.
Jack wants an alphabetical list – of what? I don’t know, but I was thinking an alphabetical list of gifts we don’t want for Christmas… Like
An appendectomy
Blueberry bagels 😉
OK that might just be me.. how about
Bad Breath – I don’t want that.
C – Chlamydia. Although luckily (or unluckily depending on your point of view) chances are slim I have to worry about that.
Oooh my outgoing gift finally shows shipped with tracking. I was getting very antsy!
D – Dandruff. I’d hate to receive a stocking full of that. Ewww
D is also for Disappointment.
E – Englebert Humperdink CDs.
F is for flipflops
No good in the winter…or any other season.
G for Garanimals. I’m too old for that and I know how to dress myself.
H is for hernia.
Be careful with lifting all those presents,
I – Iron lung. No place for it in the house.
J – Jackalope. No more pets for me.
K – Klingons. Oh, sure, they might seem like a fun bunch to go party with, but man will they ever trash your house.
L is for Llamas
On second thoughts, in this weather, the wool would make a good jumper.
M is for matches.
Not a good idea if you have an arsonist in the family.
JATW: Latest Chuck.
N: (post) Nasal Drip – a runny nose is never fun.
Who would give Nasal Drip as a gift??
O – old socks.
Well now you’ve gone and buggered up S
O is for Orange
Ok when there was rationing but kids just wouldn’t be impressed these days.
-O is for Orange
N is for Nutmeg
Nice in cocoa but not much of a present.
-N
I’m going backwards.
P is for Paint by numbers
Too fiddly for the hamfisted.
Q is for Quality Street
Not a Patch on Roses for sugarolics.
O – Oprah Magazine
Why the loss of the link on your name Essbee?
R – Reindeer Poop (I don’t care if they really ARE cookies… you call it poop, I’m not eating it)
S is for socks (hah!)
T is for Ties.
A present not suitable for young and old.
U – Umbilical cord, especially with something attached to it.
Home computer, Van
V – Vegemite
Too lazy to type in URL, that is.
W – wonderbra
X – x-girl/boyfriends
Y – ya-ya sisterhoods
And with that, g’night, Pan. Mush.
Z – zygote (especially one that will be attached to an umbilical cord)
Got my santa gift! Thanks TEB!
I will put a pic up in a bit.
Also, will send mine out reeeeally soon.
Should be getting pretend snow soon. I’m kinda jealous of my baby brother in TN who has already had two snow falls. I’ve got a new tire on the car, so I’m all set… let’s have it!
Oh, but the nice thing is that I’ve got the snow but not the cold. It’s only 28F. Which is a bit nipply, but not unbearable. When it hits the teens, that’s when I feel my …
what are the little air sacks in your lungs called?
… When it hits the teens, that is when I can feel my alveoli freeze and that just hurts.
Ah! So it’s safe to say that Nestle continues to suck at making anything resembling a good chocolate?
Personally I would have to say yes.
Alright, help me out. On this week’s Chuck, the cop on the outside who’s the store manager’s cousin – wasn’t he also the cop that worked with Bruce Willis in the first Die Hard? Well, the actor, I mean. It would be classic Chuck if they gave the character the same name as in Die Hard.
Morning, Pan!
It’s balmy here today — in the teens before the sun is up. Might see a few snowflakes melt today!
And, that’s all I got — kind of a rough week for me so far. Off to Evil, Inc. Catch y’all later.
I thought the über store manager was in Die Hard.
re: Jack’s link. It’s amazing, I think there was on one of those movies that I hadn’t seen.
from Wiki-
“Officer Al Powell arrives to check the building, finds nothing amiss and drives off, but McClane gets his attention by dropping one of the corpses onto Powell’s patrol vehicle.”
Reginald VelJohnson = Sgt. Al Powell
Nope, definitely not Big Mike. Haven’t seen the latest Chuck, running about 4 eps back on the TiVo. The actor in Die Hard I believe was Reginald VelJohnson? Not sure on the spelling, I’ll look on the iMDb ti make as though I am all-knowing now.
Oops, to actually appear all-knowing, you can’t admit to using an external resource…
But I was right, right down to the spelling! He isn’t listed as appearing on Chuck tho. Most recent cred is for an ep of Bones…
… and still the networks don’t “get it”. I couldn’t find a full list of cast members on the “Official” site. I had to go to IMDB TV.
Mark Christopher Lawrence … Big Mike
Didn’t see anyone in the episode cast that seemed to be the character you described, so it could be VelJohnson and the information just hasn’t hit the IMDb yet…
Oh, and I may want to bank up those Chuck eps for a while, holiday hiatus looks to last until Feb 9 after the current ep…
I get the same results with my searching JB
I guess I should actually watch this episode before doing too much reading on it.
… only, first I need to get my GPB contribution together. Right Jack?
We can still vm the GPB stuff in riight?
Developing sore throat.
Damn, just a couple weeks since kicking the last, interminable, cold…
Now I want to see Wolverine.
Nomad: I disagree about Netle, but then again, you’ve probably never had these:
Emo Wolverine. Brings the idea of cutting oneself a whole different meaning.
And, since he’s Canadian, he’ll say “sorry” and “excuse me” all the time, eh? 😉
Well, must go out and shovel the sidewalk.
Ta.
I didn’t need a trailer for that.
I’ll stick with the Cadbury Crunchie, thanks…
I like the Cadbury Caramilk more than the Crunchie.
You Canadians are weird. What you call a Caramello, for example.
Crispy Crunch is another good one.
But if I really want a chocolate fix, I’d probably go with something like this: http://tinyurl.com/6ocoaj
Wolverine is Canadian – right. He probably gets a lot of slashing penalties.
The link says…
“Bad Request
Your browser sent a request that this server could not understand.”
It’s probably a problem on my end, this mac is only running OS 10.2 and Firefox 2…
Yep, he’s Canadian. The government got their hands on him before the NHL did. 😉
So … I videotaped the opening of my SS Gift and my kids decided to have a screaming fight in the middle of taping. I’ll have to do some fancy editing to make it seem like my kids are well-behaved little angels. 😀
Of course, over recent years, some of the origins comics have blurred that. It will be interesting to see the movie’s take on this.
CP: Strange Overtones — David Byrne & Brian Eno
(via KEXP SotD)
Speaking of comics, today is new comic day. I haven’t checked the store out in months. I think I’ll pay a visit today, see if anything piques my interest.
And I need to finish recording my GPB thoughts for Jack. Today is the deadline, right?
CP: Amazing Grace — The Blind Boys of Alabama
I highly recommend this song. It’s a fantastic blues version of the song, sung to the tune of “The House of the Rising Sun”.
What’s that strange yellowish light outside my window? Gasp! It’s the sun! Haven’t seen it around these last few days.
Dang. I see my weather control scheme has failed!
cold. cold. but no snow on my walk and driveway.
Marvel has a good bio of Wolverine on their site as well
Van, I’m not going to videoblog my thank you for my gift, but I LOVE it.
Mythago Wood by Robert Holdstock
It’s coming with me on my holiday travels.
Actually, GBN is Geek by Night…
Unfortunately, I can’t load Cj’s video here at work, so I’ll try when I’m at home.
Mythago Wood was a good book. I’ve read it a few times. I’m not so happy with its sequels.
Tonight is the GPB deadline, right?
ditto – I LOVE it!
Kewl! I was worried you already had one.
Well I hope you enjoy the book Essbee, just glad you got as I had visions of it going astray in the postal system.
+it
MW was my first fantasy book I purchased (hard scifi nut before that)..was my gateway to the fantasy genre.
Good book to start with!
I haven’t read “Gate of Ivory, Gate of Horn” since I got a bit frustrated with “The Hollowing”. I hear it ties things up pretty well. I’ll just have to start from the beginning again before I read it.
ditto – I haven’t had the caramel Aero yet, and while I did enjoy the mint Aero, I really didn’t care for the chocolate portion of it. The minty bubbling popping was pretty neat.
Morning Pan, raining cats and dogs here, wet feet a distinct possibility.
iTunes is fooked up this morning, showing the latest episode as 11th November.
I hope everyone can get the new ep without any problems.
Rhett, that new Jeff Loomis disc is knocking me out.
For those with less tolerance for guitar instrumentals, what I’ve been hearing from Earlimart is also knocking me out.
Goodnight .
Jack is downloading into my Itunes as I type.
Still saying 11th November is the latest episode..looks like I will have to wait till I get home to listen.
LOL!!! I’m honored to have an episode of the Deadpan named after something I contributed. 🙂
Well I’ll have to tell you about my new hat. It’s White, pointed and has a big D painted on it.
iTunes had the date wrong on DP 114.
I’ll just go and stand in the corner.
The room is round. There are no corners.
Morning Pan!
EssBee, when you get onto the boards. I get The Daily Show a day late. I thought of you when I saw the Dec. 9th one, yesterday. I thought Jon Stewart put things very eloquently when talking to Mike Huckabee.
So Dub’s Hermitcast is back, and rather than have a first episode, I’ve finally put together the first episode of Brain Bleach Radio and posted it for your enjoyment. (and cringement)
Next week I might start looking for people to co-host/interview. So get on my Skype list. dubshack79. 🙂
“Taurus: Contemplate domestic turmoil.
Aquarius: Abandon hope for future plans.”
Morning pan!
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, Dubshack. 🙂
Are we doing horoscopes JB? In that case, I’m a Cancer. What’s mine?
No, sorry, we’re doing TMBG…
“Hideaway Folk Family” off the Pink Album (1986)
Morning, Deadpan!
Excellent episode, Jack. Really funny. Great stuff, Amy! Awesome contributions everyone! Cj, excellent first contribution!
Bunny, I watch almost everything a day late just like you. I do love Jon Stewart, and thought he did a fantastic job talking to Huckabee. I think Jon got a little angry, but kept his temper.
football
Someone in that episode was a sport cynic…
He missed some of the normal cliches,
We gave a hundred and ten percent
Keep our eye on the prize
Yes, yes join the silliness that is the Deadpan board! It may take a couple of hours for your initial post to get out of WP purgatory the first time, but after that…
It’s a matter of jumping in and showing your extroverted side!
Yes, join us! We’d never make fun of you for saying something like “the contents of my basket” or anything like that!
You have to have an extroverted side? must have missed that meeting.
The hockey bits just didn’t quite ring true for me, missing a certain accent…
But then again I see a lot of hockey interviews between periods here in MN with Minnesotans involved between the Gophers and the HS Hockey tourneys with MN accents, so I probably have a bit of bias toward hearing Minnesotans with the “hockey accent.”
And of course there’s a whole different flavor to the postgame coach’s press conferences after Wild games…
Yeah EssBee, I didn’t even think of that. “the contents of my basket” and “see to the needs of my cat”
That was actually much larger, several strange items “in my basket” 😉
Well at least you didn’t say servicing at any point TEB.
never even noticed this before it was mentioned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM50TY9xl2g
So in other words, the contents of your basket take at least two episodes to list.
Obviously the technology of Middle Earth hasn’t advanced to disposable razor blades.
I’m not sure if kids would love this or if it would warp them forever
http://www.paranaiv.no/content/behind-undead
Here’s a cute little physics game
http://armorgames.com/play/2820/gravitex
Can you tell I’m avoiding work?
I need to get some of these and attach them to a car
http://www.epauletshop.com/servlet/the-92/Secret-Mark-Throwing-Star/Detail
Assassin Pong:
http://tinyurl.com/5szxl7
Well Pan, I’m off.
Spending the day taking my grandmother Christmas shopping.
Then some supper
Then MA
Talk to y’all tomorrow!
Enjoy, Bunny!
Awesome LOTR beard montage.
Amy’s voice is so completely comforting. I want to hug her.
Thank you, Essbee.
I like baseball and I can now picture Jack on the pitcher’s mound. Chewing gum and … you know, the rest of it.
Oh, two more things.
I still consider myself new to the comments/community and have felt very welcome by all of you. I lurked for a while before posting because I’m very shy *cough* and I was nervous. I thank you all for being so welcoming and encourage any other lurkers to totally jump in.
And finally… http://store.baconsalt.com/JDs-Bacon-Flavored-Lip-Balm_p_0-40.html
I must confess to mild disappointment when TEB said she was going to share the contents of her basket and there were no candy filled plastic eggs to be found. 🙂
As usual, great contributions to the show this week. While I’m sure I’m forgetting something, CJ’s and Amy’s stood out.
Once you go Deadpan, you can’t stop.
Free music news!
The Team Love music label is offering free access to a number of their albums, including Tilly & The Wall and Jenny Lewis with The Watson Twins.
http://www.exclaim.ca/articles/generalarticlesynopsfullart.aspx?csid2=844&fid1=35339
OMG! Thanks, ditto!
JB: “The hockey bits just didn’t quite ring true for me, missing a certain accent…”
What? You mean Canadian? 😉
It’s got to better than Vaseline.
EssBee: You’re welcome.
Brought to you by the Ditto News Service (DNS). Servicing you one poster at a time.
Servicing? Hmmm… that doesn’t sound quite right. 😉
*cough*
CP: Aural Delights #54
Oh, my!
Van, Vaseline?
I fell like we just went very low brow, boys.
Things you should have said:
Exchange ‘over the top’ for false.
*screeching*
Somewhere over the deadpan
Where puns fly
I’m allergic to V. An ex used it in place of lip balm. It all got rather painful!
CP: Start From Scratch — Galactic
Copying ditto in banging my head on the table.
THX everyone. Yeah, if I’d given that more time, I’d have recruited people to do all of the standard athlete voices.
“More beardiness”
That one could go all the way low brow, Van, but I think we need jOe’s wit to get the most out of this opportunity.
I could be a WNBA player, Jack. Or I could imitate a college Lacrosse player with some conviction, I bet! 😉
Lacrosse Player: “Kill them. Kill them all!”
Lacrosse Player: “I’d like to thank my girlf . . . roommate Cheryl. She has really supported me through some hard times.”
Jack: I’m glad you are enjoying Jeff Loomis, I am as well. It’s pretty dense stuff, it takes a couple of listens to let stuff sink in. I think my only dissappointment with it is I wish there were more slow parts. Jeff does great acouctic work and he hints at it a little on the disc, just wish there were more. But overall one of the best instrumental albums out there. 🙂 Also, I loved your sports stuff on todays episode. I did laugh out loud more than once.
Amy: Great work on the fiction.
EssBee, Rhettro: Thanks for the compliments! 🙂
Jack: I thought your sports segments were very funny, especially the football one. 😀
Cj: I agree, that was a great first contribution.
No one’s ever told me my voice was comforting before, but that’s good to hear. Thank you! 🙂 *virtual hug*
Agreed, Cj. You should really consider doing your own podcast.
Thx again, everyone 🙂 Feel free to add to the Sports thing (or anything you hear), if you want.
I have a feeling there will be more about the Bunny’s basket. . . .
Now, Jack, don’t go all Mennenga on CJ. We’d like to keep her around!
🙂
Oh, you want to keep me! My day has been made! And, it was a pretty crappy day to begin with, so I needed that!
Why the crappy start, Cj?
Unbelievable. I’ve spent about 6 hours writing two emails over the past day. My head hurts.
CW: Life S2 E11
No spoilers, Van.
That is my new favorite show. Love that!
CP: Lords of the New Church (live) — Tasmin Archer
Life is cool…apart from one little thing.
Sad to say I’ve only ever heard ‘Sleeping Satellite’ by Tasmin Archer
What one little thing?
And here I was thinking “Tasmin Archer” was the song title…
Just pulling your leg Essbee.
http://tinyurl.com/6pnldm
EssBee, Crappy morning was my own fault. I have been dealing with insomnia mostly caused by putting more on my plate than I should lately.
That and my car battery being dead which kinda ticked me off. The car is in the garage so I can’t reach the battery with jumper cables because my truck is in the driveway. So, I had to remove the battery completely from the truck and carry it into the garage, then jump start my car that way. It was a dirty, heavy, battery covered with that icky acid stuff.
Not that I’m all girlie or anything, but … well… actually, the fact is… I am terribly girlie. I’m not gonna lie about it.
I put the battery and the jumper cables in the back of my car though, so I wouldn’t get stuck at the store. That was using my brain-power.
Ah, but I was coming at it from this direction, Van:
http://tinyurl.com/67wulf
Well I can see the possible confusion JB, but ditto usually posts the song title first.
Yep, I do. It shows up that way on my ipod. Besides, I thought the “(live)” gave away the song title part. 😉
*ahem*
Excuse me guys.. ummmm…so where do we get in line to be serviced by ditto?
*swooon*
Ok, I read that far and had to comment but now I gots to go before reading the rest of the comments
I saw some mention of Daily Show with Huckabee. I thought that was a great exchange.
And Lords of the New Church were a pretty good band in the early 80’s, imo. I’m not familiar with their recent stuff.
I’ve never heard of them, but judging from their website, they have released a fair few CDs.
I’m enjoying The Mentalist, but it’s popularity is hard to believe:
http://tinyurl.com/5a375h
CP: Bad Man — Missy Elliott
CP: Finding My Way — Rush
CP: Wander Radio #34
Again
and
Again
CP: So High So Low — Ben Harper
Deadpan SS gift is away!
CP: The Masses Are Asses — L7
I feel the need to share the cuteness. My son informed me that he’s not tired and is NOT going to take a nap today. Five minutes later …
http://flickr.com/photos/lovelongandprosper/3100555417/in/photostream/
Enjoy Yourself ! It’s later than you think.
Please find the lyrics below.
You work and work for years and years, you’re always on the go
You never take a minute off, too busy makin’ dough
Someday, you say, you’ll go fulltime (*have your fun) when you’re a millionaire
Imagine all the fun you’ll have in your old rockin’ chair
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think!
Enjoy yourself. While you’re still in the pink!
The years go by, As quickly as a wink.
Enjoy yourself. Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
You’re gonna take that RV (*ocean) trip, no matter, come what may
You’ve got your reservations made, but you just can’t get away
Next year, for sure, you’ll go fulltime (*see the world), you’ll really get around
But how far can you travel when you’re six-feet under ground?
Your heart of hearts, your dream of dreams, your ravishing brunet
She’s left you and she’s now become somebody else’s pet.
Lay down that gun don’t try my friend to reach the great beyond
You’ll have more fun by camping with (*reaching for) a redhead or a blond.
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think!
Enjoy yourself. While you’re still in the pink!
The years go by, As quickly as a wink.
Enjoy yourself. Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
You never go to campgrounds (*nightclubs) and you just don’t care to hike (*dance).
You don’t have time for silly things like campfires (*moonlight) and a bike (*romance).
You only think of dollar bills tied neatly in a stack
But when you kiss a dollar bill it doesn’t kiss you back.
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think!
Enjoy yourself. While you’re still in the pink!
The years go by, As quickly as a wink.
Enjoy yourself. Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
Note to self – check formatting of copied text before pasting.
No ditto servicing for me eh?
Ah well. I’m used to the rejection 🙂
So I am confident my husband has lost his mind. His friend got them tickets to see a football game tonight. Its going to be 18 degrees out there. I can’t think of much I would be willing to sit outside in 18 degree weather for.. well besides a million dollars or a cure for cancer.
Trent Reznor?
Well tomorrow is another day, night TSHs.
I pine for the old days when Alvie and Andrea would fight over ditto’s “servicing.” 🙁
Looking at the Deadpan archives there is an entry for October 1903. Didn’t know they had podcasts back then.
I was among the first, Rhett.
Jack looks good for being 130.
Introbabble about Teddy Roosevelt?
Podcast softly and carry a big microphone.
We service all, TSH! 🙂
Jack: LOL!! This is just one reason why I love this community – so many witty comments.
I put my Deadpan Secret Santa gift in the mail this morning.
Morning Pan, a cold and frosty morning, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
cold enough for an encore.
CP: Touch of Gaming #13
CP: The Geologic Podcast #94
Good Morning, Van.
My insomnia has kicked in good today. I have to be up in 4 hours, but sleep will not come.
Sleeping pill kicking in. Goodnight.
CW: Leverage eps 2
CW: Top Gear
Friday has arrived. My one goal today is to get my Secret Santa gift out in the mail. Amazon failed me earlier this week, so I’ll have to suffer for my Deadpan and go into a physical post office.
If you don’t hear from me again, you’ll know I was a victim of some Christmas mob.
just stay away from the tall guy with unusal scars and you should be fine Ed.
Well Pan yesterday was productive. Re arranged the house for Christmas tree…
The damn thing is huge!
Decorating occurs tonight.
Van – Episode #34 – Good on repeat as well as Episod #26 & #20.
I think I’ll have to make some of my favorite soup this weekend: Tom Kha Gai. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Nice brisk 1ºF this morning. Not looking forward to Monday, when this is the forecast High…
Morning Pan
Winter storm warning for Calgary. All things considered, I think I’d rather still be in bed
Off to do some errands before the weather change rolls in.
Later Pan.
I have realized that if it’s snowing at the Bunny’s house, it’s going to be snowing at my house in 2 days.
Morning, Pan!
Sorry about the insomnia, Cj! I am also a sufferer and it’s miserable.
I think over half the group suffers from insomnia.
CALL-IN Challange!
Okay Deadpan ’tis the season to go to parties. So I challange you to have the Deadpan Voicemail number loaded in your phone before you go to yoyur next party.
Then, when you get to said party make a mental note of the FIRST book (or magazine?) you see when you get there.
When the opportunity presents itself, pick up the book, turn to page 56, skip down to the 5th sentence, call the Deadpan and read that sentence!
It’s “Stolen from my neighbor” or something like that. 🙂
This is a great chance for you lurkers out there to play along as well.
Good luck!
ooh, fun, JOe. I’m going to the cheap Evil, Inc holiday lunch TODAY!
Spin has the new video to Brody Dalle’s song, Ghetto Love:
http://www.spin.com/articles/first-look-brody-dalles-spinnerette
The song, overall, is pretty catchy. It has a heavy bass with 80s synth-pop thrown in for good measure. I’ve always liked Brody’s voice, but I never really got hooked on The Distillers. She sounds pretty good here. My only complaint would be that I’m reminded too much of Pink.
I’m interested to see if the rest of her solo EP is as good as this song.
🙂
THIS JUST IN –
Support your local Mad Scientists!
Go to Amazon and pre-order your “Dr. Horrible” DVD today!
http://tinyurl.com/5szerj
Now I am off on my 3rd Day of trying to get my Christmas shopping done.
meh
This is hilarious.
http://io9.com/5107980/dont-pee-on-that-seriously
This is an awesome costume!
http://tinyurl.com/6bw9qr
Inspired by Geologic Podcast #94
Music Purchase Firsts:
First LP: Around the World in a Day – Prince & the Revolution
First 45: Rock Me Amadeus – Falco
First Cassette: Ghostbusters Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
First CD: Nothing Like the Sun – Sting
First iTunes track: Walking with a Ghost – Tegan and Sara
This just in: Betty Page has passed away.
Music Purchase Firsts:
First LP: Reach The Beach — The Fixx (not sure; hard to remember)
First 45: (never bought any, but had some as gifts)
First Cassette: Kilroy Was Here — Styx
First CD: Love Over Gold — Dire Straits
First iTunes Track: Woo Hoo — The 5 6 7 8s
Ditto, yeah, I’d heard she was ailing and in a coma…
I have to admit though, when I heard my first thought was: “She’s still alive?”
don’t think there is going to be any Reading materiel in Weatherspoons.
Ooh, almost forgot:
First MP3 that ever “Magically appeared on my hard drive through no particular effort on my part( if youu know what I mean, and I think you do…)”: Vampire Beavers – Joe Hall & the Continental Drift
I didn’t feel too badly about this, as it is pretty darn out of print…
Well I didn’t seriously start building a music collection till I started going to gigs in 1999, so my music first purchases are:
First LP: Probably the soundtrack to the movie ‘The Black Hole’…but it could have been ‘War of the Worlds’.
First 45: Milk and Alcohol – Dr Feelgood
First Cassette: Galaxy Gold – Neil Norman and his Cosmic Orchestra (mainly synth versions of scifi movie soundtracks). The inlay mentions that a theremin is used on some of the tracks.
First CD: Movie soundtrack for Pulp Fiction
First iTunes track: Never bought a track in iTunes.
Well I’m impressed, haven’t played that tape in over 25 years and it still works.
Not that impressed with a synth version of the title tune to the movie Alien.
First LP: Buckingham Nicks – Lindsey B. and Stevie N.
First 45: I’m Against It – The Ramones
First Cassette: Tango in the Night – Fleetwood Mac
First CD: Ani DiFranco – self titled
First iTunes Track: Skullcrusher Mountain – JC
Somebody actually scalled the cover of the LP version:
http://tinyurl.com/58htso
just scroll down
scanned rather than scalled
groan
I like J0e’s idea!
Actually, now I’m second-guessing my memory. I’m not absolutely certain the Sting CD was my first, it also may have been Life’s Too Good by The Sugarcubes. I bought both of those within the same couple weeks.
Nope, now I remember, and it means there’s one last purchase category for me (never bought an 8-track, personally).
It was the Sting Album, and that same purchase included:
First CD3: Motorcrash- Sugarcubes
I bought the CD3, as I’d read a review of the full album but hadn’t heard any of it. Then I decided I liked it and bought the full CD the next week.
CP: Space 1999 title tune
CD3?
CP: Superman title tune (Christopher Reeve)
CP: Also Sprach Zarathrusta
CP: Something of Your Grace – Harry Manx
Van:
http://tinyurl.com/67dkq7
JB: I remember those! I never bought any since I was never a fan of singles. Otherwise, I’m usually an early adopter of new media; early on CDs, Laser Dics, and DVDs among others.
Got my ass kicked on the RB2 drum trainer last night. I’m about half way through the beats. I can’t quite master kicking at a different beat from my hands.
Currently eating: Salt & Pepper Kettle chips.
Thx for the illumination JB.
I never bought a CD3.
CP: I Wish You Well — Tom Cochrane
Well Pan, looks like I timed my errands just right. Snow started just as I pulled into the driveway.
I’d do the “album game” but I don’t remember any of my firsts for music. (unless the Disney Greatest Hits when I was six counts)
My first cassettes were the Close Encounters sdtk and a forgotten Neil Diamond one, when I was really young. Then, at about 10, I talked my mom into letting me get A Columbia House membership, so I got 12 for a penny. I can’t list the 12, but I know Def Leppard, Quiet Riot, and Men at Work were in there. Probably Pat Benatar too. eGads.
I should have read this blog entry first:
http://tinyurl.com/5te8rs
Music Purchase Firsts:
First LP: Business as Usual — Men At Work
First 45: Summer Breeze — Seals & Crofts
First Cassette: She’s So Unusual – Cyndi Lauper
First CD: Tragic Kingdom — No Doubt (I’m not sure on this one, it might have been First Band on the Moon by the Cardigans. I have had them both forever)
First iTunes Track: Love Long and Prosper – The Daddy Doo Band
TEB: Cool. It’s nice to avoid the crappy weather. I got home from a quick shopping trip to BestBuy. I was surprised to find a recent anime movie that I really like at a really cheap price. Yea me!
Jack: Pat Benatar had some really good early albums. I know what you mean though. 😉
Batch-flapping. lmao. What a great word!
The only Men at Work song I’ve heard:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DNT7uZf7lew
We were actually thinking of seeing The Punisher this weekend if my husband can spare the time.
Hmmm, wonder if there will be any “batch-flapping” in that movie.
You never heard “Who Can It Be Now?”, Van?
Or “Be Good Johnny” or “It’s a Mistake” or “Overkill”? All great Men at Work tunes.
Ironically (?), I’m pretty sure my first CD purchase was Overkill – “The Years of Decay”. It was either that or “Practice What You Preach” by Testament. I was very metal when I got my first CD player.
Oh and that song the lead singer of MAW sung when he was in an episode of Scrubs.
CW: Pushing Daisies S2 E9
CP: You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid — The Offspring
So far, I’m enjoying the new album. It’s a solid album from them. If you like their old stuff, you’ll like this one.
Bob Rock produced the album. Canadians are everywhere. 🙂
Show me how to lie
You’re getting better all the time
And turning all against the one
Is an art that’s hard to teach
Another clever word
Sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back into line
A mob jumps to their feet
Now dance, fucker, dance
Man, he never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you
And now you steal away
Take him out today
Nice work you did
You’re gonna go far, kid
So it was Overkill according to the Scrubs episode guide.
I clicked the Down Under link and my daughter immediately broke into wild dancing. The lead singer is awesome, but he still gives me the creeps.
I still have my vinyl of Business as Usual along with over 400 45’s from the 1950s and 60s.
Keep missing this guy when he’s been on tour:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=R6TsudVtVKo
Holy fuck, the stress. Insane 24 hours here. . . . . . .
or as I usually call it: Friday.
Fuckity fuck. Conference calls after work hours should be illegal.
Saw this link on Geekbrief TV:
http://www.sleeveface.com/
Yes it involves LP covers..but you really need to see the site for yourself.
You guys can remember your FIRST music purchases ?!?!?!
Oh yah, I forgot that you are all 19 !
😉
Come on jj you know it’s short term memory that goes first as you get older. So I can remember my first 45 I bought but not what I had for breakfast yesterday.
Joe: You aren’t the only old fart around here. 😛
lol
Cool stuff, Van. Glad to see that meme is still sticking around. I like how creative some people get with it.
Playing Album: Smilin’ Buddha Cabaret by 54-40
Did Joe just declare 35 to be the new 19?
Damn right I’m 19.
Vanamonde: That album cover link is great.
My head is officially nearing asplosion levels. Expect some potentially odd output from me during the next few hours.
gotta release it, Jack
Better out than in.
Cough
You should be careful using the words “head” and “release” together.
*cough*
Deadpan comments page sponsored by Robitussin.
Does one rub Vasiline on the chest to aid in relief from head conjestion?
cough
Van doesn’t – he is allergic to Vasiline.
CP: Carnivalia — Tribalistas
Vic’s Vapour Rub.
I guess he’ll have to console himself with a banger.
Strangely enough I had four earlier on.
With mash?
Bracing myself for Jack’s strange emissions.
*cough*
programming announcement –
For those of you late afternoon/early evening Deadpanners … search back through today’s post for your new “phone in” instructions.
– that is all
Yes
You can’t have bangers without mash. Or so I’ve heard.
Well there is always Toad in the Hole.
Toad in the Hole? Is that anything like Told in the Ho?
You know I’m freaking out. . . I’ve posted 3 tweets today.
Less freaking, more drinking.
Yes!
OK, off to see Bull.
Red?
Just saw 10 minutes of “Shallow Hal” on FX TV.
It wasn’t abysmal like I had assumed it would be. Is that because the premise can only hold up for about 10 minutes? Did anyone here see this film?
I wanna play along!!
Music Purchase Firsts:
First LP: Eurythmics-Sweet Dreams
First 45: Prince- Purple Rain
First Cassette: Violent Femmes – Violent Femmes
First CD: Depeche Mode 101
First iTunes Track: Nirvana – Where DId you Sleep Last Night from MTV acoustic
Jack- you get that bull by the horns!
Ok, we’re going out for sushi
night pan
Too bad I didn’t see J0e’s post before I went to my nonprofit org.’s Christmas party today. There were books there, as prizes in the Yankee Swap gift game.
Music Purchase Firsts:
First LP: (never bought any)
First 45: (see above)
First Cassette: I had lots as a kid, but I’m pretty sure my parents bought them all for me. The first one I picked out for myself was probably one of the Animaniacs soundtrack tapes.
First CD: Spice – The Spice Girls and Songs in the Key of Springfield – The Simpsons (both purchased at the same time)
First iTunes track: Fog Bound – Klaus Badelt (from the Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl soundtrack – I got the whole album via iTunes)
I remember finding Shallow Hal to be pretty funny, J0e. But it’s been years.
Just watched GPB and think I have a few things to say about it. Now just to find time . . .
I started on GPB this morning, and will finish tomorrow or Sunday. I like it so much.
GPB is sitting here on the desk … starring at me. Tapping its foot as if to say “Well???”
Joe – if it asks you if you want to do some blow, then you know it’s time to run away.
Morning Pan, working on a Saturday, it’s a hard life.
CP: Red Dog in the Morning-Tim O’Brien
“All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really know you,
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand,
Some gather together in bands,
The bleeding hearts and artists,
Make their stand.
And when theyve given you their all,
Some stagger and fall.
After all its not easy,
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.”
Outside the Wall – Pink Floyd
-much +far
Happy Saturday Deadpan (sorry you have to work, Van).
We’re off to SouthWestern Colorado this morning – about 4 hours away – to visit some family. Tomorrow, Christmas tamale making. If you all lived here, I’d be dropping by with a 1/2 dozen tightly wrapped packages of love for each of you.
😉
fried.
OMG OMG OMG OMG
I lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvvvvvvv tamales.
🙂
One for the list of food to try one of these days.
Today’s Clone Wars cod philosophy:
Most powerful is he who controls his own power
… “in bed”
I am almost completely done Christmas shopping.
So sitting in the cinema waiting for Dean Spanley to start.
I’m placing a safe bet that it will be better than Transporter 3.
That sounds like a safe bet, Van. 🙂
Kewl!!!! My SS arrived!
Should I open it now? Or wait for Christmas?
Flip a coin and decide.
Wait till there are more folks in the bar and then open it in front of us!
ooo, schedule a time like “be here at high noon Central Specific Underworld time and you can see what I got!”
Speaking of “Men at Work” (see previous comments … somewhere)
Here is “Overkill” with a sense of humor –
http://tinyurl.com/6qojs8
Got my Dead pan gift it rocks!
…and so it was.
w00t for DSS. (Deadpan Secret Santa, you pervs)
Wisdom for the day: No good deed goes unpunished.
Good logic for not buying anybody a drink.
Since I video blog – should I open my Secret Santa on-screen for all to see?
I am still hoping recipient receives my shipment in time. I have little faith in my shipment!
Yes!!!!
So, how come every time I here the “Island of Misfit Toys” song from the claymation classic “Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer” … I think of the Deadpan Bar.
We all drink too much?
I like to drink too much too much.
Do women get the red nose due to drink?
Heading to a Christmas party. I have the cell phone programmed. A book will be found and quoted.
Have fun storming the Castle ! *waves from door of the Deadpan bar*
BTW: I here that it is Dick Van Dyke’s birthday today.
If your lurking out there sir, Happy Birthday to you!!!
I called, but don’t recall if I said it was me. So, you know. It was me. I’m completely loopy and ready for some Star Trek watching tonight.
CJ!!! … You got some splain’n to do !!!!
🙂 .
Don’t I always?
Morning Pan, in a bit of a masochistic mood today, so off to see TDTEST with the supermarionated puppet that is Keanu Reeves.
I’m not a good enough liar to pull it off:
http://tinyurl.com/6c3njg
Well the Canadian deadpanites may disagree:
http://tinyurl.com/5aaeau
Most pointless remake EVAR!!!
Morning Pan!
-29 right now; -40 with the wind chill. I think today is a good day to curl up with a cup of hot chocolate and a good book.
Regarding your two links, Van.
I read enough that I don’t have to lie about it.
I actually agree, most Cdns. value themselves based on the States. There was a beer commercial once that was based on all the things Canada was not (as opposed to what it was). There is, however, a pretty amusing book called How to be a Canadia (http://www.amazon.com/How-Be-Canadian-Will-Ferguson/dp/1550548913) that’s actually quite amusing.
I second the recommendation!
It’s so cold, the CBC’s webcam has gone off line.
Van: I haven’t had time to read all of the article, but first thought is that it isn’t far off. Like anywhere else, there is a huge spectrum of opinion in how citizens feel about their country. Canadians have the added complication that there is a kind of sibling rivalry between Canada and the US, with the US being the elder, and somewhat oblivious, brother.
*gets Canada in a noogie headlock*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg
Thanks, bro!
Here is a write up on the above commercial and how it is either Canadian or Anti-American
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/petition/joesrant.asp
The nice thing a-boot the I Am Canadian commercial, is that while it did make fun of some stereotypes–yes, I have been asked the “Do you know so-and-so from Canada?” question–the commercial also showed that Canadians do have reasons to be proud of their country.
For a fun contrast, see this I Am Not Canadian parody done by a Toronto radio station that I really like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TncdhLGjFTE
That was funny, ditto. I hadn’t seen it before.
The anti-American claims about that commercial have always bugged me. How is being pro-Canadian being anti-American?
While there is some items on what it is to be Canadian, I think, to me, the commercial is more about what we are not – which is American, than what we are.
Besides, like the write-up says. I don’t think Americans really care whether we identify ourselves as Canadians or “not Americans”. We’re more – just there.
But we aren’t American. More people are familiar with what Americans are than with what Canadians are, so phrasing the description of ourselves as this is what we are not is not the same thing as being anti-American, in my opinion.
The only thing in the commercial that could be legitimately construed as being anti-American is the policing crack.
I agree, ditto. Just because we “are not American” does not mean we are anti-American.
See what you did Van! You started us on a “What it is to be Canadian” discussion.
I lurv my American friends 8)
Actually, let me change that to include all those on the board – I luvs my non-Canadian friends 😉
Gasp! Doesn’t that mean they are anti-Canadian? 😉
*cough*
I guess it’s better than being uncle-Canadian.
Does that involve inappropriate touching?
*backs away slowly*
Lord, I hope so 😉
Is there really such a thing an inappropriate touching on Deadpan?
I don’t believe so, Ed.
BTW, I rewatched GPB last night. I forgot how great the music was. 🙂
So the border where the USA and Canada touch is more like a grope?
Group grope!
Would we accept a multi-national grope?
I’m game for a multinational grope.
Note- G-A-M-E
grope grope gropity grope!
Why do you people hate freedom so much?
bwahahahahaha!!!
Couldn’t keep a straight face on that one!
G-A-M-E
Groping Across Multinational Environs
CP: Ed’s Mixed Bag #166
This just in…
Apparently William Wallace’s last words were actually FREE-GROOOOOPE!
I just spilled boiling water across my right hand. I tweeted, but felt the need to share my pain with all of you here as well. I’m making delicious treats and this is how I’m rewarded. Ouch and ouch and ouch! I hope my treat recipients appreciate what I go through for them! 😉
I feel your pain 🙁
I wish I could taste your treats!
OK
That last bit didn’t come out right.
-r if you like Heinlein
Well, we have done battle and have come away victorious. My wife and I decided to make the jump into HD and spent a fair bit of time recently looking at television options. We had been torn between DLP and a larger screen, or a good LCD. We’ve had a 60″ RPTV for many years, but the cost of an LCD of that size or larger would make a nice car.
In the end, we decided that we felt the image quality of the LCD was worth more than getting a larger DLP for the same price.
Today, Best Buy started a killer deal – better than I was able to do with online stores! So, we get there at store open to make the deal. After we pick out a few other things to go with the purchase, we approach someone about getting the package. Turns out, even though there is a sign on the TV about the package deal – they have no TV’s in stock. Mind you, we arrived literally at the time the store opened. They checked around and could find none of the TV in the deal IN ALL OF HOUSTON!
Now, I understand that, sometimes a store is just going to happen to be out of stock on a deal, but all of Houston?
So, we took the flyer across the street to Circuit City where they ended up matching the deal, including installation. It took them a good while to get their computer to accept the price adjustment, but in the end, we got our deal. The TV will be installed tomorrow.
I’m really looking forward to the final episoides of BSG in HD.
And, if you’ve read this far, you may as well know that the TV is the 52″ version of SONY’s XBR6 series.
Joe, you spilled boiling water on your hand in support of CJ? Now that’s commitment!
Night Pan, don’t let the bed bugs bite.
My treats are quite tasty!
Thank you for your sympathy, J0e. 🙂
Nice Ed. I hope you enjoy it. The bonus being that the LCD’s are Frebreeze proof.
Ed,
Congrats on the HD. We went HD a few months ago and my hubby is beyond happy about it.
Cj: OUCH! Sorry to hear that. I hope you weren’t too badly scalded.
Ed: Congrats!
Ouch, Cj. Stupid water!
And yes Ed, as cool as that new TV is going to be, you should heed Rhett’s warning, if it applies.
Van, were you saying Heinlein would remove the r from “treats” ?
Morning Pan,
Yes Jack, I still haven’t got over the horror that was ‘The Number of the Beast’.
Today’s tedium of shopping will be spiced up by the fear of slipping on the icy paths.
Well, this is southern Texas for you. Last week – snow and down to the lower 30’s. Over the weekend, highs near 80. By this afternoon, back in to the 40’s. It’s a whole year worth of seasons in one week.
… but with that great, tangy barbecue flavor !
That conjures up a vision of a blindfold and a taste test involving licking people to see where they come from.
Mmmmm, tangy barbecue flavour..that would Texas then.
I’m afraid of our brethren from New Jersey.
Morning Pan!
Still stupidly cold here in the great white north. I fear we would taste like snow.
+be
Ignorance is bliss, I should never have looked at the ingredients on a tin of hot dogs, even for me the phrase ‘mechanically recovered chicken and pork’ is offputting.
CW: Wallander episode 1
One word TEB:
Woof!
Read and be illuminated:
http://tinyurl.com/yhclvm
I think I would have rather been kept in the dark!
meow?
(That’s me, a bunny of many disguises 😉 )
Oh, Van. By the way, I only have one butt, and it’s a woman’s. (unless there’s something about be I’m not aware of 🙂 )
Same here … I keep it in the back of my utility shed.
Okay, that was creepy … even for me.
That’s ok, J0e. We’ll just chalk it up to early morningness.
Morning, Deadpan!
We drove in really horrible snowpacked and icy conditions yesterday (for 5 hours) to get home from our tamale-making excursion. It’s -10 F at my house this morning.
Looks like everyone’s been busy this weekend. Sorry about the scald, Cj! Trade you some red chile tamales for some of that candy?
We’re at -29C. -37 with the wind chill. (since the temperatures meet at -40, that’s cold no matter what measurement you use).
We holed up for the weekend but I do have to go out later this morning.
By tomorrow it’s supposed to go up to -15C. Downright balmy.
We’ve got -8ºF right now, with an expected high of -6º.
The windchill while I was shoveling was -32ºF.
That’s quite the wind gusts you must be having JB, to cause that big of a difference between the temp. and the WC temp.
‘Cause baby it’s cold outside.
Help – how can I tell if a blueberry bagel has gone bad? Are those mold spots or just more blueberry bits. 🙁
ummm, just to be safe, I’d toss it, J0e.
CP: Coverville #534 Grab Your Cover Requests, I’ve Come to Take You Home
Yeah, I think it has died down considerably now that the sun is up.
Also, I’m not positive, but I think the factoring equations used in the US & Canada may be different ones…
Nope, apparently we use the same measuring system
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0JCA/is_/ai_82394070
Oh, and I recommend checking out the latest Coverville, as you may hear a familiar voice, somewhere in the vicinity of “Musically Challenged.”
I couldn’t resist. The begals smelled so good and none of the blueberries looked … well, fuzzy.
Besides, I toasted it. That kills everything, right?
please
Sure, Joe, sure.
*cough*
CP: Quirks & Quarks podcast
CE: Pomegranate; mmmmmm
According to Quirks and Quarks men and women have gender specific hues.
Men are red; woman are green.
Soylent?
Don’t they make penicillin from mold JOe? If anything, the mold should keep you from getting sick. 😉
Ok, Van. You just put my mind in the gutter. I hadn’t even had the thought of eating women until your comment.
On the whole gender differences thing:
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2008/12/12/f-vp-mallick.html
There are no images, but the text is NSFW.
My first thought was, how naive was this woman to not know what “Sloppy Seconds” meant?
Idea: Can mold be killed with alcohol?
If so, maybe I could just send an emergency response team of Vodka down to neutralize the mold.
EssBee, I would happily give you candy treats in exchange for tamales. Although, I assure you that my treats are divine, I would personally always prefer tamales.
J0e, you can be sure a blueberry bagel is bad if it’s, ahem, blueberry to begin with. Sorry… Blueberry bagels are at the opposite end of the spectrum from tamales. The smell alone causes me to emit a sound much like, “Blechh… yuck…eewwww.” But, you should enjoy yours when you can. 😉
TEB: I agree, but then again, sometimes, my wife does the same thing. I think it depends on where and how you grew up.
Blue cheese is yummy. “Blue” berry surprise bagel probably is not, or if it is, it’s dysentery in an attractive package. 😉
Jack, you may be interested in Six String Bliss’s 129th episode. I picked a guitarist for their “Guitarist of the Week” segment. Can you guess who I picked? LOL http://www.sixstringbliss.com/
Even so, the context of the remarks should have been a clue. Even if I didn’t know what the term meant, I would have known it was derogatory, not inviting.
Wowie, it’s cold outside. We just shoveled a bunch of snow and moved a frozen Corolla so that our friendly lumber man can deliver a ton of pellets for our stove. BRR.
I’m taking a vacation day today, but somehow have been up and working since 6:00.
“it’s dysentery in an attractive package.”
Does that fall into the catagory of it’s better to look good than to feel good?
Stay warm EssBee.
Here’s something our UK friends probably don’t encounter very often.
I was going to buy a “Silver Eagle” dollar as a present but the store I usually get such things from didn’t have any and said that the plummeting silver market had cuased the US mint to quite making them earlier this year.
The shop keeper then recommended a “rare coin” dealer I might check with.
So I go to this other shop and well, it had the exact same vibe as a comic book shop … if the owners of the comic book shop were expecting Armageddon sometime before the end of the day.
The guy DID have my coin (as well as an assortment of knives and swords) but the bit that was probably ALL AMERICAN was that he had a TOMMY GUN leaning (very visibly) against the wall behind him.
I suspect it wasn’t fully automatic though … that would be illegal.
TEB: I know. It’s mind boggling. How could anyone think that a hockey player calling his ex “sloppy-seconds” could be anything other than an insult. Especially, Avery!
Line from Grease, “Sloppy seconds ain’t my style” – Didn’t we all go find out what that meant after seeing that movie? It was such an educational movie.
We’ll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads
oh yeah
(Keep talking whoa keep talking)
A fuel injection cutoff and chrome plated rods oh yeah
(I’ll get the money I’ll kill to get the money)
With a four speed on the floor they’ll be waiting at the door
You know that ain’t no shit we’ll be getting lots of tit
In Grease Lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Go grease lightning you’re burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lightning you’re coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme the chicks’ll cream for grease lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Etc… we all know the song, but I felt compelled this morning.
Well Pan. I have some errands that must be done, so I’m off to brave the cold. Let’s see if my car will even start.
Later.
Rhettro: Why is it that the first thing that popped into my mind was “You look Mahhhhhvelous!”
Kewl! There may be a Stone Roses reunion in the works!
http://www.spin.com/articles/stone-roses-reunion-works
And this must be a sure sign of the coming apolcalypse: A Smiths Reunion!
http://www.spin.com/articles/smiths-reunion-possible
Hey, wait! I recognize those hairstyles. Gross Point Blank. 🙂
To the Stone Roses I have to say… ehhhh.
Don’t get me wrong, the Silvertone record was stellar. “Second Coming” was just dull and uninteresting…
Well keeping things 20C, the nearest UK equivalent would be a STEN gun.
Not as iconic as the TOMMY gun though.
Okay, yeah that wind didn’t really die off all that much. Had to walk over to the main building and just now as I return I read that it is -6ºF, feels like -28ºF…
Hoping some of my fellow Coverville listeners will play along and tell what score they ended up with on my Musically Challenged…
An unreliable machine gun how very British.
Do a search on wiki for ‘sten gun’ if you are interested (zzzzzzzzzzzz)
We’re up to 0 F here now!
No wifi hotspot tonight, and streaming from iTunes over 3G kills the phone battery, so no new Coverville till tomorrow.
An almost tropical (haha) 37F here.
Wow, Van. Hopefully modesty has prevented you from wearing anything that shows too much midriff…
CP: Folkcast Festive Selection Box 2008
yesterday High 75 F
Today when I woke up at 5 am 12 F
Damn who moved my house….
Highs in the 52 to 62F range the next ten days with a chance of showers 60 percent of the time. Bummer. Kinda.
CP: Little Things — Bush
Currently 6F in KC.
Got out of KC in the nick of time then. 😉
JB – ummm I got 2 points… that was tough.
Yeah, Wolf. Okay, a couple tracks were a little bit unfair (I won’t say why here in case others want to try it out). I definitely was assuming Brian would get two points on the first cut…
CP: Grass — XTC
Currently reading through city government web pages trying to figure out what is needed for a building permit. The more I read, the more my head hurts.
Rhett, do the regs have a page 56., line 5?
JB,
“104.6 Official Records. The fire code official shall keep records as required by Sections 104.6.1 through 104.6.4. Such official records shall be retained for not less than ninety (90) days after final ocupancy approval, unless otherwiese provided by other regulations.”
=P
Oooh, just got my SS gift!
We have contingency plans for contingency plans. 😉
JB – I will certainly play later.
Right now, I have made a sandwich and am off to watch GPB!
JOe: I don’t think I’ll be able to do the call-in challenge since, as of last week, my parties are done for the year.
Back from the cold arctic tundra.
In a note of silliness, my front door is frozen shut. had to go out the back door and around the house to get my mail.
It better warm up soon.
I guess Rhett and I won’t get much sympathy when we grumble about the unseasonable chill here. . .
It’s cold in the office, I guess they’re trying to keep the utility bills low. Might have to put my jacket back on. Can’t wait for February and the return of 80 degree weather.
Rhett already gave that one a shot, Jack. Not a lot of flowing sympathies…
Kinda agree with JB. It’s a good thing we can’t lob nukes to heat things up for you. 😉
No sympathy at all.
Now that I’m caught up on the comments, I need to wonder if the pawn shop J0e found was owned by a guy named Zed.
It’s feeling more and more chilly around here.
But Zed’s dead Jack, Zed’s dead.
can’t – get – thru – film – for – all – the – FRAKING – interuptions!!!!!
I got my Secret Santa gift last Thursday. Thanks, Trucker! 🙂
Probably time to disconnect that buzzer from the Deadpan comments RSS feed JOe.
I think I’ve got my microphone configured properly now. I’ll try and record my GPB comments tonight. 🙂
When you can’t get the status of your shipment and your shipment is a Secret Santa gift, it’s frustrating. I’m really hoping it gets to its recipient on time.
I have no idea when the SS will go out from up here, I must admit…
So I’ve read that sticking your hands under your armpits is a good way of keeping your hands warm.
Ha – and Lost Ralph pops in with the follow through!
I hope everyone is enjoying their DSS gifts.
Between your legs works pretty well too, but is more for emergencies if you are in a public place…
I have a bunch of emails to get through today too. /tweet.
Unfortunately, nothing job-related.
Armpits are usually a little more appropriate, JB.
Jack, I do directly challenge you to the Musically Challenged on the latest Coverville, I’m sure you must have seen my general challnge to the Pan-at-large…
And now it’s raining. It’s does rain in the desert. Interesting.
More appropriate than the cleavage of buxom young women?
It’s raining on my house, my gravel is getting wet along with my 4 inflatable Christmas creatures.
Notes:
Re: Zed – now I can NEVER go back to that place.
Re: Out of parties – OK, as an alternative … walk into anyplace that has a waiting room … pick up the first magazine you reach, turn to page 24 (the inverse of the answer to Life the Universe and everything) find the 5th sentence, whip out your phone, call Jack, read the sentence then hang up. Smile politely at those in the room and walk out with no further explanation.
Re: Hand warming – better to put your hand under your armpits then someone else’s. They will have you arrested. Don’t ask how I know that.
Re: Weather or not – CJ, as long as it is not raining gravel your inflatables should be OK.
Now to finish the movie (PLEASE!)
That is all.
Done JB. My score was 1, before you played the giveaway clips.
I can’t believe I was right about the Skrew clip, though I didn’t recognize the song at first.
Score 5, after the giveaway clips, not counting their guesses – and before you gave the answers.
Thanks for the plug, though!
Well to wind down I think I shall watch the season finale of Dexter.
I have a bad feeling about tomorrow.
It is finished.
Cool 6-string-bliss, Rhett!
Van, what’s wrong with tomorrow? For you?
You know — I have a helluva lot of good timely content – for GPB and other stuff – yet xmas is coming up. Not sure yet how I’m going to do this.
Family problems.
*hugs* to Van. Hope it’s not as bad as you feel.
I’m heading to another party tonight. All girl parties are sometimes the best for me so I’m looking forward to this one. I’ll try to find another book while I’m there.
*hugs* to Van from me as well.
Jack … might put off the “Stolen from a party” readings until after New Years … that gives everybody one more party opportunity to play along.
…I’m just say’n is all.
I dug it as well Jack. Hang in there Van.
As promised – the new TV has arrived. Momma is pleased, so everyone is happy 🙂
Giggle.
Yeah, sorry to hear about your stress, Van.
http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2008/12/15/ten-of-the-baddest-fictional-movie-weapons/
Morning Pan, thanks for the kind thoughts.
On trivial note, my Xbox 360 died last night with the red ring of death. It’s out of the guarantee period that MS extended and since they charge 100 euros for a repair, I’m thinking about buying a new arcade version.
What I want to know is that if I use the old HD (which appears to work fine) in the new Xbox, will it retain all my settings for Xbox Live or will the new Xbox wipe everything on the old HD?
I agree with the commentors. The ZF-1 should have been on that list.
Did I mention that The Fifth Element is the 1st Blu-Ray disc that I bought?
Van, I hope things go well with your family today.
As for the Xbox – that’s an interesting proposition. I’m afraid my knowledge of Xbox architecture is such that any answer I offer would be coming straight out of my ass and probably not of any value.
After hearing what had happened yesterday I was expecting the worst, but things went better than expected today.
Morning, Pan.
Van, good news! Thanks for making that the first thing I saw this icy morning. I think my day will start a little better.
Morning Pan!
Snowed again last night. Still snowing now.
Glad things worked out Van. Belated hug from me anyway.
Wow… I think I am still in shock.
Someone actually called me a “Podcast Celeb” Ha – yeah right…
Thanks for the compliment but I am hardly a celeb…
Good to hear things are going alright on the family front Van.
I know nothing about the xbox or any other gaming system…
Aw, WNDR, you may now be “podcast famous,” but you’ll always be our Wolf…
*skritches WNDR between the ears*
RE: Coverville
JB, I got one point. meh
awww Thanks Guys.
Just to clarify – I am not podcast famous… I bask in the glow of the Mangan and others that are far more talented than me.
Wow – Skritches from the Bunny.
Not too bad, a -12ºF that feels like -12ºF…
Awww, Wolf. You know you’re my favourite animal pseudonym on the board 😉
-9C. today. WooHoo! (ok, -16 with wind chill, but still a marked improvement over yesterday)
Jack: Cool link.
Van: Glad the family troubles weren’t too bad. As for the 360: getting an arcade version and a 60 GB drive is often cheaper than buying a regular model. I believe all the drives come with a transfer kit that will allow you to move all your games and profiles onto the new drive. You might want to check at the store though.
The downside is that any arcade game that you bought on your old console will not work on your new console without getting new licenses. This link should give you the information you need:
http://www.xbox.com/en-US/support/systemuse/xbox360/licensemigration/faq.htm
Let me know if you have any questions.
Snowing here today.
Currently 10F.
Van,
Your Xbox HD will retain all of the Xbox Live settings, but you’ll need to get the Xbox license transfer tool from the Microsoft Live webpage to transfer content licenses.
You might consider selling your broken Xbox. We were able to get 75 bucks for ours on Craigslist so if you have an equivalent type of selling venue, you could consider that.
Good Morning, everyone!
Thanks for the info ditto and Cj,
So… Sounds like the consensus result among folks who tell me is that the Musically Challenged was pretty hard. I have an email in to Ibbott about other factors (that Bis clip I had tried to level down a bit, but you can still hear him say it’s a “little loud”), and I think I’ll be sending him a couple more that I have ideas for.
CP: Any Day Now — The Watchmen
CP: You’ve Got Everything Now — The Smiths
Last night, I finished playing Mass Effect for the second time, this time on hardcore. It’s not that difficult when you’ve got the best equipment in the game and you are starting at level 50. 🙂
Did Ashley live or die this time around?
She lived this time and showed her gratitude. 😉
Lucky you. That’s reason enough for me to play a second time through. 🙂
I did my Cpt. Kirk impression the first time through.
The story holds up pretty well a second time through. This time I played renegade instead of paragon. I was hoping I’d get enough XP to reach level 60, but didn’t quite make it: I was about 140k short.
CP: How Stuff Works Podcast: How Entomophagy Works
Beware, the story that kicks it all off is not for the faint of heart…
I need to take the renegade route. Although I’m kind of confused how that will translate into Mass Effect 2. Supposedly, Mass Effect 2 will alter it’s beginning story based on how you played Mass Effect 1. My guess is you’ll have to pick which save game to start ME2 with. I guess I should research a little more.
Entomophagy? Is that like a deep desire to eat mutants?
It’s the practice of eating insects. They cover both voluntary and involuntary entomophagy…
Free protein!!! 😉
CP: Ungawa — Chow Nasty
CP: Let Me Drown — Soundgarden
Oh, by the way, with all the NFL doping investigations, shouldn’t they go find out who put the downers in the Cardinals’ Gatorade this past Sunday?
Who knows what you swallow in the deep dark night.
OMG there are whole volumes I will not say on that one, Van…
Van, had I been drinking something when I saw your last post, I would have certainly given myself a nasal enema 🙂
Was he talking about pride?
I think he was eating bugs.
CP: Xanadu – Rush
Quick, somebody start an alphabetical list!
MST3K fans should listen to Decoder Ring Theatre this week…
“Black Jack Justice (25) – A Midsummer Night’s Noir” (for those of you perusing the message board out of anthropological curiousity many millenia into the future)
Swallowing pride – i.e. fallating a group of lions.
I hear there’s lots of pride swallowing down near Loring Park in Minneapolis…
Yeah, I know, that was a low blow…
As was that…
JB – http://www.addictivecomics.com/blackjackjustice/
BlackJack Justice recieves the comic book treatment.
LOL
Just got back from reading page 2, Mr. Wolf…
Cold.
You don’t know the half of it, borther.
Well, the wx is looking craptastic, so I think I’m bolting early. Gotta beat those downtown commuters to the ditch, right?
Thx ditto!
Santa Pan Gift Received! I will video blog the opening of the gift later as promised previously.
Jack wants an alphabetical list – of what? I don’t know, but I was thinking an alphabetical list of gifts we don’t want for Christmas… Like
An appendectomy
Blueberry bagels 😉
OK that might just be me.. how about
Bad Breath – I don’t want that.
C – Chlamydia. Although luckily (or unluckily depending on your point of view) chances are slim I have to worry about that.
Oooh my outgoing gift finally shows shipped with tracking. I was getting very antsy!
D – Dandruff. I’d hate to receive a stocking full of that. Ewww
D is also for Disappointment.
E – Englebert Humperdink CDs.
F is for flipflops
No good in the winter…or any other season.
G for Garanimals. I’m too old for that and I know how to dress myself.
H is for hernia.
Be careful with lifting all those presents,
I – Iron lung. No place for it in the house.
J – Jackalope. No more pets for me.
K – Klingons. Oh, sure, they might seem like a fun bunch to go party with, but man will they ever trash your house.
L is for Llamas
On second thoughts, in this weather, the wool would make a good jumper.
M is for matches.
Not a good idea if you have an arsonist in the family.
JATW: Latest Chuck.
N: (post) Nasal Drip – a runny nose is never fun.
Who would give Nasal Drip as a gift??
O – old socks.
Well now you’ve gone and buggered up S
O is for Orange
Ok when there was rationing but kids just wouldn’t be impressed these days.
-O is for Orange
N is for Nutmeg
Nice in cocoa but not much of a present.
-N
I’m going backwards.
P is for Paint by numbers
Too fiddly for the hamfisted.
Q is for Quality Street
Not a Patch on Roses for sugarolics.
O – Oprah Magazine
Why the loss of the link on your name Essbee?
R – Reindeer Poop (I don’t care if they really ARE cookies… you call it poop, I’m not eating it)
S is for socks (hah!)
T is for Ties.
A present not suitable for young and old.
U – Umbilical cord, especially with something attached to it.
Home computer, Van
V – Vegemite
Too lazy to type in URL, that is.
W – wonderbra
X – x-girl/boyfriends
Y – ya-ya sisterhoods
And with that, g’night, Pan. Mush.
Z – zygote (especially one that will be attached to an umbilical cord)
Got my santa gift! Thanks TEB!
I will put a pic up in a bit.
Also, will send mine out reeeeally soon.
Should be getting pretend snow soon. I’m kinda jealous of my baby brother in TN who has already had two snow falls. I’ve got a new tire on the car, so I’m all set… let’s have it!
You have have all of the snow and cold, Nomad.
This is the greatest video evar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6wRkzCW5qI
Oh, but the nice thing is that I’ve got the snow but not the cold. It’s only 28F. Which is a bit nipply, but not unbearable. When it hits the teens, that’s when I feel my …
what are the little air sacks in your lungs called?
… When it hits the teens, that is when I can feel my alveoli freeze and that just hurts.
Hey, Van? What did you mean when you said:
“Q is for Quality Street
Not a Patch on Roses for sugarolics.”
A tin of sweets:
http://tinyurl.com/6dgum8
Roses:
http://tinyurl.com/5r8cvc
The truth will leave you a bit bored.
Ah! So it’s safe to say that Nestle continues to suck at making anything resembling a good chocolate?
Personally I would have to say yes.
Alright, help me out. On this week’s Chuck, the cop on the outside who’s the store manager’s cousin – wasn’t he also the cop that worked with Bruce Willis in the first Die Hard? Well, the actor, I mean. It would be classic Chuck if they gave the character the same name as in Die Hard.
Morning, Pan!
It’s balmy here today — in the teens before the sun is up. Might see a few snowflakes melt today!
And, that’s all I got — kind of a rough week for me so far. Off to Evil, Inc. Catch y’all later.
Morning Pan!
More snow – Blech!
Here’s the new Wolverine Trailer
http://www.marvel.com/news/moviestories.6407
I thought the über store manager was in Die Hard.
re: Jack’s link. It’s amazing, I think there was on one of those movies that I hadn’t seen.
from Wiki-
“Officer Al Powell arrives to check the building, finds nothing amiss and drives off, but McClane gets his attention by dropping one of the corpses onto Powell’s patrol vehicle.”
Reginald VelJohnson = Sgt. Al Powell
Nope, definitely not Big Mike. Haven’t seen the latest Chuck, running about 4 eps back on the TiVo. The actor in Die Hard I believe was Reginald VelJohnson? Not sure on the spelling, I’ll look on the iMDb ti make as though I am all-knowing now.
Oops, to actually appear all-knowing, you can’t admit to using an external resource…
But I was right, right down to the spelling! He isn’t listed as appearing on Chuck tho. Most recent cred is for an ep of Bones…
… and still the networks don’t “get it”. I couldn’t find a full list of cast members on the “Official” site. I had to go to IMDB TV.
Mark Christopher Lawrence … Big Mike
Didn’t see anyone in the episode cast that seemed to be the character you described, so it could be VelJohnson and the information just hasn’t hit the IMDb yet…
Oh, and I may want to bank up those Chuck eps for a while, holiday hiatus looks to last until Feb 9 after the current ep…
I get the same results with my searching JB
I guess I should actually watch this episode before doing too much reading on it.
… only, first I need to get my GPB contribution together. Right Jack?
We can still vm the GPB stuff in riight?
Developing sore throat.
Damn, just a couple weeks since kicking the last, interminable, cold…
Now I want to see Wolverine.
Nomad: I disagree about Netle, but then again, you’ve probably never had these:
Aero:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aero_(chocolate)
Coffee Crisp:
http://www.nestle-coffeecrisp.com/
I hope we don’t get Emo Wolverine. 🙂
Emo Wolverine. Brings the idea of cutting oneself a whole different meaning.
And, since he’s Canadian, he’ll say “sorry” and “excuse me” all the time, eh? 😉
Well, must go out and shovel the sidewalk.
Ta.
I didn’t need a trailer for that.
I’ll stick with the Cadbury Crunchie, thanks…
I like the Cadbury Caramilk more than the Crunchie.
You Canadians are weird. What you call a Caramello, for example.
Crispy Crunch is another good one.
But if I really want a chocolate fix, I’d probably go with something like this:
http://tinyurl.com/6ocoaj
Wolverine is Canadian – right. He probably gets a lot of slashing penalties.
The link says…
“Bad Request
Your browser sent a request that this server could not understand.”
It’s probably a problem on my end, this mac is only running OS 10.2 and Firefox 2…
Yep, he’s Canadian. The government got their hands on him before the NHL did. 😉
So … I videotaped the opening of my SS Gift and my kids decided to have a screaming fight in the middle of taping. I’ll have to do some fancy editing to make it seem like my kids are well-behaved little angels. 😀
Of course, over recent years, some of the origins comics have blurred that. It will be interesting to see the movie’s take on this.
The wiki article is pretty good:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolverine_(comics)
CP: Strange Overtones — David Byrne & Brian Eno
(via KEXP SotD)
Speaking of comics, today is new comic day. I haven’t checked the store out in months. I think I’ll pay a visit today, see if anything piques my interest.
And I need to finish recording my GPB thoughts for Jack. Today is the deadline, right?
CP: Amazing Grace — The Blind Boys of Alabama
I highly recommend this song. It’s a fantastic blues version of the song, sung to the tune of “The House of the Rising Sun”.
What’s that strange yellowish light outside my window? Gasp! It’s the sun! Haven’t seen it around these last few days.
Dang. I see my weather control scheme has failed!
cold. cold. but no snow on my walk and driveway.
Marvel has a good bio of Wolverine on their site as well
http://www.marvel.com/universe/Wolverine_(James_Howlett)
Ditto, point your weather control over here! I’m tired of snow and cold!!!!!
Whew, ditto’s plan to import Canadian weather to AZ has been defeated! But who knows how long it will last?
TEB: That was what I was trying to do! Move the cold weather from there (and here) to AZ!!! Drat. I need some plotonium, I guess.
Brilliant!
http://xkcd.com/518/
Mmmmmmm! crunchies .
Time to install FreeBSD.
Eeeeeek!
Oh, company has arrived. Now going to make gingerbread cookies!
Yeah I’m at work and bored.
I’m trying to resist the urge to listen WR #34 yet again as I’ve ran out podcasts to listen to.7
Wow Van that is a compliment Thanks. 😀
Must be all the Jack Mangan music in it.
HA! XKCD.
Haven’t been there in a few months.
RE Wolverine – Rad.
CP: IAMX – “Skin Vision” from Kiss + Swallow
Highly recommend, Esp to T.S.H.s kinda up Andrea’s alley.
Runch Time!
Looks like Wikipedia got out in front of IMDB. It is the same actor – and they did give him the same character name.
Brilliant. I’ll refrain from saying more until the rest of you have caught up on the episode.
WA? Its only 9:30!
You crazy.
Ed, did he eat Twinkies in Chuck??
A Jeremy sighting! Are the planets in alignment or something?
He looked like he was eating something sweet and long.
Shout out to Wolf, playlist for WR #34, is there going to be one?
*snicker snicker* Jeremy said “up Andrea’s ally”
hehehehe
I see that ditto set his controls for the heart of the sun.
GBP comments recorded and edit.
formatting and such to occur later.
One GBN VM complete, at least one more to follow.
Crap, GPB. GBN is something else altogether…
Van – I will work on it. Just for you.
Yes, hats of to Wolf for Wander #34. Listened to it last week. I especially liked the Pac Man song. “No hookers dead.” LOL
“…eating something sweet and long!?”
Good Googly-Moogly, man! Are you bound and determined to get us into the gutter!?
GBP, Oh no!!!
I just recorded all of my comments backward!
Thanks Rhettro.
JJ does a Memento.
Grosse Bointe Plank was an entirely different film.
Hey Jenny Slater. Hey Jenny Slater. Hey Jenny Slater.
lol
What I want to know is he he got to dancing with her for the rest of the party.
Van – Playlist has posted.
Did you know? That was actually another Cusack sister.
ZP dons his running shoes and has a look at Sonic Unleashed:
http://tinyurl.com/56t2h4
My camera ate my video of me opening my gift – so I did a different vlog here: http://www.lovelongandprosper.com/cherylyn/?p=190
Thanks, Ditto! 🙂
Cool watch:
http://tinyurl.com/693h8k
I just hope you like it, Cj.
Thanks Wolf, much appreciated.
CP: Heartbreaker — Pat Benatar
Cj, that was AWESOME.
Van, I’m not going to videoblog my thank you for my gift, but I LOVE it.
Mythago Wood by Robert Holdstock
It’s coming with me on my holiday travels.
Actually, GBN is Geek by Night…
Unfortunately, I can’t load Cj’s video here at work, so I’ll try when I’m at home.
Mythago Wood was a good book. I’ve read it a few times. I’m not so happy with its sequels.
Tonight is the GPB deadline, right?
ditto – I LOVE it!
Kewl! I was worried you already had one.
Well I hope you enjoy the book Essbee, just glad you got as I had visions of it going astray in the postal system.
+it
MW was my first fantasy book I purchased (hard scifi nut before that)..was my gateway to the fantasy genre.
Good book to start with!
I haven’t read “Gate of Ivory, Gate of Horn” since I got a bit frustrated with “The Hollowing”. I hear it ties things up pretty well. I’ll just have to start from the beginning again before I read it.
FYI for Windows users: There is a critical MS patch that you really need to install today.
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/securityfix/2008/12/microsoft_issues_patch_for_cri.html
CW: Boogieman: The Lee Atwater Story
Its quite crazy, I recommend it highly.
Currently stuck in conference call hell
CEnduring: conference call hell
That ‘Wild West Wind’ song on WW #34 is teasing me..I’m sure I’ve heard it sung by somebody else but can’t remember the name.
Memory like a sieve..
CP: James Brown Ate My Bagpipes — Taxi Chain
CP: Ready Steady — The Sugarettes
CW: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles S2E13
Gah! Stupid microphone won’t record at a consistent level.
I have the opposite problem – my consistent microphone won’t record at a Stupid level!
(yes Jack … still tweaking the GPB content)
Got mine sent in.
Van – the “Wild West Wind” song is an original by Connemara Stone Company.
Although that being said – the song reminds me a lot of Jethro Tull.
at the moment … my upload speed seems to be about 1200 baud.
I wonder if someone in my neighborhood is trying to cram a fruitcake thru the Interpipes. 🙁
Wow. ZP really hated Sonic. Hated it so bad his review was hilarious.
*munch munch munch*
Donch knowh wach you meanch Jhoe
*munch munch munch*
spherical jack Mmmmmmmmmm
So it tells me it is going to take 36 minutes to send this 7mb attachment.
That just don’t seem right.
Nope. Not right at all. Try rebooting your modem.
Great episode of Life tonight.
Vegas is apparently getting a bunch of snow.
http://graphjam.com/2008/11/22/song-chart-memes-dont-cry/
ditto – I haven’t had the caramel Aero yet, and while I did enjoy the mint Aero, I really didn’t care for the chocolate portion of it. The minty bubbling popping was pretty neat.