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Wow, there must be a lot of comments stuck in limbo for Van to claim number 16.
Oh, wait. i see what you did there…….
It’s sunny in Longmont, and there’s snow on the peaks. Snow in June!
Oh, my What’s that big shiny thing in the sky?
Yeah, EssBee, we got a bit of snow on the outskirts of the city last night as well. Not uncommon with Calgary.
TEB, my partner’s brother and his family live North of Calgary in Hobbema. Do you know it? I’ve only been up there once, in June, but it was beautiful.
I know of it, EssBee, and I think I may have driven through it going to Wetaskewin, but beyond that, no. It’s actually closer to Edmonton than to Calgary.
Right, that’s it! It is a drive-through type of place! They live on the Cree Reserve.
We hope to visit again some time — maybe when fuel costs decrease a bit, say 2015?
Sure, maybe by then, your dollar will be worth more than ours again and you’ll get more bang for your buck that way as well 🙂
*ducks potential objects flung from afar*
*Flings fat American devouring a supersized Big Mac meal deal in a H3 in a northerly direction*
Who am I kidding? Good one!
****BSG Spoiler Alert!!!****
*****You have been warned!*****
So I just heard an interview with Jamie Bamber (Lee Adama on BSG) and he was asked what was the significance that Tigh impregnated the 6.
His answer was, “the lesson to be learned is you’re never too old or grizzled to be able to hook up with a young super model”
I like that answer 🙂
12 months in the year!
TEB: I like that answer too!
Woot! International rivalries flare!!!
I guess Alanis fans will be happy about her split:
New Sunny Day Sets Fire song:
I always thought Alanis looked better with short hair. Has nothing to do with the current conversation or her music. Just a personal observation.
I don’t think I ever saw her in short hair, but it seems she would look better that way.
Jack’s getting good rattling off urls.
Haven’t heard the episode yet. Probably won’t be able to until the weekend.
I thought the last ep was great, even if I haven’t seen the movie.
Dub going off the deep-end? Surely, you jest, Jack! 😉
Yep. Much better for her type of face.
A fairly easy to read article on teleportation using quantum entanglement:
It sounds cool to me – As long as I’m not one of the beta testers…
The fifth cylon?
Just what do you say to a compliment like this?
The phase of your hallucinations reminds me of those balmy days when the championship mould was breeding, when the fish were long, and so were the valued floats of men we drank through narrow straws…
Damn WP, I will not be defeated!
Just what do you say to a compliment like this?
The phase of your hallucinations reminds me of those balmy days when the championship mould was breeding, when the fish were long, and so were the valued floats of men we drank through narrow straws…
Curse you, Vanamonde!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was sure the GJB point was mine this time.
I admit, I didn’t do very well with this quiz. I only got 4 out of 10
Something on the mellow side with an asian melody:
Melodies & Desires — Lykke Li
Sorry, here’s the quiz
Uh? This is a compliment?
“Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils.”
I only got 1/10, but since I’m not much of a horror fan, I’m not surprised.
I liked that piece of music, ditto
So Justin Timberlake has endorsed Obama.
This message has been sponsored by John MCain.
I just have one thing to say to that, Van
Your wit, your teeth, your pasty reflection can but incorporate freely into the powerful surface of a disintegrating mirror set afloat upon a swarm of locusts 🙂
TEB, I don’t whether to be insulted or insulted!
Giving time to read the links, I should have replied:
TEB may wood nymphs sprinkle your path with bowlings balls while you dance and prowl in the sequined moonlight with leftover heads of lettuce.
That’s better, Van 8)
Ooooh, I like this one:
Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyra mids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, inef fable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand.
3/10 but only cos I knew how many McGann brothers there are.
zombie reeking butt nibbler
And other insults can be found here:
Rhinstone Codpieces sound rather painful.
“scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth”
Got a ring to it!
I’ve only seen one of the movies in question. I think I’m just a good guesser, that’s all
nerd faced zombie bender
How does one bend zombies?
I would never dream of calling ditto a burger stinking mushroom tamer.
Perish the thought.
Very carefully TEB.
Yeah, it’s my lunch time too
Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire.
I haven’t read all fo the comments yet, just wanted to state that Alanis looks quite a bit like Ronnie James Dio.
Hmmm, alter egos perhaps?
Pimple Climbing Toilet Cleaver
All things being equal, time flies like a banananananananananana
Earwax smelling kebab banger
Lindisfarne DOESN’T do a Paul Simon song:
They had REAL hair in the 70’s:
Currently playing: Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald — Gordon Lightfoot
Currently playing: Five Dollar Fine — Chris LeDoux
Awesome/smart rant about the racism being flung at the Obama’s this week:
That last one sounds a bit like ‘You’ve picked a fine time to leave me Louise’.
Of loosewheels if you remember the joke.
Currently playing: Warming Up The Brain Farm — Lo-Fidelity Allstars
EssBee: Yeah, pretty disgraceful, especially as Malkin is doing the defending:
The youtube computer said no.
Yep, that’s pretty infuriating, ditto.
This one is probably easier, Van. 🙂
Thou Shalt Always Kill — Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip
How very true ditto:
Of course, the Lo-Fidelity Allstars are best known for Battle Flag.
Currently playing: Out of Work Musician — The Monks
The youtube computer has started to singing “Daisy, Daisy”..
So after listening to the unshow, has Jack become the biggest tease of the podcasting world?
But just wait till I can go and hide in a bunker.
*searches bunkers for Vanamonde*
Dub diddling the palooza vote, wow.
So my copy of Metal Gear Solid 4 is waiting for my attention.
Oh the anticipation…
Van likes sandtraps?
Currently playing: Blue — Elastica
Strawberries (CWL Remix) — Asobi Seksu
Neighborhood 1 – Tunnels — Arcade Fire
Wake Up — Arcade Fire
Downfall — Matchbox Twenty
No Time This Time — The Police
Like I Give a Care — You Say Party! We Say Die!
Oh yeah? Well:
Tomorrow’s Taken – Mojave 3
Mercy – Mojave 3
The Prophecy – Iron Maiden
You win! 🙂
Bad storms here again. Fortunately they are north of us.
Gah! He clearly wears his snarky attitude on his armor, now doesn’t he. 😉
No ditto, you were clearly the winner.
Good morning, Deadpan!
My way of fighting the Evil Empire, AKA the Deathstar, AKA Evil Inc., is to take my team to do a Habitat for Humanity Day. That’s where I’ll be today, so not online.
Have a fantastic day, all you beautiful people.
Yesterday’s sun was short lived and the rainclouds have returned.
My Friday the 13th is expected to be very Friday the 13thish. How about yours?
My wife chose an odd day to see a doctor about fertility treatments.
I don’t know Dub. Some people think Friday the 13 is a lucky day 🙂
In the news today:
WELLINGTON – One of the last shipments to a US research base in Antarctica before the onset of winter darkness was a year’s supply of condoms.
Bill Henriksen, the manager of the McMurdo base station, said nearly 16,500 condoms were delivered last month and would be made available free of charge, to staff throughout the year to avoid potential embarrassment of having to buy them.
The base only has a skeleton staff through the long winter.
“Since everybody knows everyone, it becomes a little bit uncomfortable,” Henriksen told the Southland Times newspaper.
Let’s see… 16,500 divided by 365 is a little over 45 condoms a day for the year. Either a “skeleton staff” is larger than I thought, or they REALLY have little else to do in Antarctica.
Ironicly I’m not even in that photo.
TEB: That would be me. Did I mention that I got my first professional job on a Friday the 13th while there was a full moon? 🙂
Went to the doctor and I asked her to make this stop
Got medication, a new addiction, fuckin’ thanks a lot
Had a relapse, I’m bad at rehabs, it ruins everything
So point your finger, at the singer, he’s in the pharmacy
You can’t save me
You can’t change me
Well i’m waiting for my wakeup call
And everything’s my fault
You can’t save me
You can’t blame me
Well i’m waiting here to take the fall
And everything everything’s my fault
Save Me — Unwritten Law
Well I don’t want to jinx myself, but so far so good.
A friend of mine spent a year in Antarctica. He said that at times the population where he was would be somewhere around 200 people, with more men than women.
The ladies weren’t often lacking for attention.
Morning, Pan. Hmmmmmm, we might have some trouble hitting our mark this week.
Oops – and TD-0013 is freed from murgatory.
Good to see you, my Imperial friend.
“we might have some trouble hitting our mark this week.”
I’ve got some major deadlines I’m currently attending too plus my folks are in town. So I’m going to be a little sparce this week going on until Tuesday. I guess I’ll contribute 300 post on Wednesday. LOL Anyway, just dropping by to link a good article. Interesting post on the power of the media.
So is a reference to Dark Star or the guy who can talk to animals?
“Sure, gas prices are up, the dollar is weak and credit is tight â€“ but these are complaints at the margin of a mainly healthy society.”
If you have access to SciFi
At 2pm central time (about nine minutes from now) they’ll be running the last episode of this season of BSG online. It’s the one that will air tonight on TV.
Damn you, WordPress!!!!!
Um, that article is insane. That’s all. I want to give a more thorough response, but I can’t. I just can’t. Batshit.
I’m finally starting to get caught up on BSG Season 4. Underwhelmed, so far.
Currently playing: Sea of Sorrow — Alice in Chains
Currently playing: Upside Down — The Barstool Prophets
Since I can’t find Upside Down on youtube, a singing dog will have to do:
Currently playing: Far Cry — Rush
This is the only Barstool Prophets song I can find on YouTube
You are a YouTube proficianado
Well it boosts the nipple count.
You guys rock the nipples.
m/ (^^) m/
Lonely Deadpan nights. . . . . .
Morning Pan, chilly this morning, summer seems to have went into hiding.
Off to work.
Not here in Texas. Summer is breathing down my neck.
It’s going to be a wild weekend for me. And by wild, I mean getting through my daughter’s ballet recital today and getting her to summer camp tomorrow, as well as getting my wife to the airport tomorrow.
Nice summer day here. I’ve got a handyman here today, being handy. I’m doing a bit of gardening, but just a bit.
Well I’m putting off seeing the Hulk movie till tomorrow. Going to see a french comedy tonight called Priceless:
It appears to have taken two years to cross the english channel.
Only for those with large pockets:
Great….. except the radio only plays Hasselhoff’s version of “Hooked on A Feeling”. On repeat.
I think the Hulk is gonna get a pass from me.
Holy crap, it feels every bit of 110 here today.
That is all. Back to Little Ones now.
Leanna is talking about food on http://www.dergeek.com
Happening… It’s trees the trees are killing people!!! yeah…. the movie sucks
Now playing on Magic FM:
Sweet Talking Woman – ELO
Don’t look if you dislike facial hair:
VICTORY for stiff upper lips and all that jazz:
Fresh, clean taint-free air in here. Nice. Just trying to stay on the sidelines as taint rips through another community I am a part of.
You guys are swell, you know that?
I had forgotten how civilised it is going to the cinema on a Sunday morning.
Hulk was fun, but I had better qualify that by saying I haven’t read many of the comics (in fact the only one I can actually remember is one that begins with the words from the poem ‘Sea Fever’).
The purple pants feature at one point.
Not BBTL community JB?
No, another one. I won’t go pointing it out. I’m trying very hard to stay neutral, but I fear that I will be “picked” to be on one side or the other however much I prefer not to be.
So after a certain season finale, was I the only one expecting to see the Stature of Liberty at the end?
Hey, Pan… In Dublin, tourney’s over. I am relatively uninjured (YAY) and have had a lot of expensive beer.
I have stories, but am too tired to really tell them now. Mebbe I will compose my thoughts in my 6 hour layover in Heathrow.
For now here is a you tube vid that has one of my tries (scores) in it. I am # 15.
If I count right I fend off 5 guys. Yay!
Speaking of facial hair…I am now beard free! It was getting redonkulous.
Nice going Jeremy!
When you get back, remind me to ask you why a gay, Rugby team. Since you are married … there must be a story there and though I am curious (no, not like that!) I keep forgetting to ask.
Van- RE: season finale.
Yes I really expected to see a half buried Statue of Liberty.
JJ and Van – I’m not yet convinced that it wasn’t actually in there somewhere.
I’ll just say this – the resolution of the storyline had better not involve time travel….or I’ll have to call in a death threat to Dubshack.
Man, even Tony and the gang at Backseat Producers are chiming in on Slandapalooza with a review:
OK, so it’s actually for “The Happening”. But, as I read the review, in generic terms, it could have easily been for Southland Tales.
Van, you were NOT alone! We actually talked about that while watching!
Way to go JfS. Hope you had fun.
I’ve enjoyed having my folks and my niece home this week. With the worst behind me at work I was able to decompress a little this weekend. I think I gained 3 pounds between the steak and See’s candy. LOL Oh well. My wife and son bought me a PSP for Father’s Day. It’s pretty cool. 🙂 I imagine I’ll still be a little sparce around DeadPan until tomorrow.
I heard the trees did it.
So have we already been spoilered on M. Night’s new one? Or is it already as spoiled as last February’s milk?
It couldn’t possibly be as bad as The Village??
Jack – I think it looks scary!
This is Staycation: Day 1. So far, a bowl of Cheerios, off to the park, lunch at Culver’s. Fox is napping now, Darcy too, as she unfortunately got sick and lost her voice.
1. Blade Runner – Director’s Cut
2. The American Way graphic novel
Taking a mental break from my deadline. Waiting for a few phone calls.
M. Night movies I liked:
The Lady in the Water
Movies I didn’t like:
Movies I don’t intend to see:
M. Night’s formula works sometimes and falls flat others. He is one of the few directors where I let the reviews alone decide if I want to see the film or not. I know the spoiler for “The Happening” and I don’t plan on seeing it.
In other news, I’m more than halfway through “The Watchmen” graphic novel.
I won’t get started on Bladerunner since I don’t want raise my BP or get into an arguement with JJ.
I see the first episode of True Blood has hit the torrent networks:
That’s the series based on Charlaine Harris series novels with Sookie Stackhouse as lead character.
I don’t want to start anything, Van! I LOVE those Charlaine Harris books — thanks for the link. I wonder if Evil Empire will notice me sitting here watching.
Rhettro, The American Way is right up your alley if you like Watchmen.
Fight! fight! Deckard is NOT a replicant!
That unicorn made perfect sense!
Sorry, I was just trying to start something.
Thanks EssBee, I’ll keep a look out for The American Way. I’ve been enjoying Watchmen so far. I picked up a Star Wars graphic novel a couple of weeks ago. I hope to get into it soon as well. Plus, I’ve only watched the Theatrical Release of BR, so far. I need to watch the recently re-edited Director’s Cut. Unicorns mean nothing, but if there were some electric sheep. 😉
Rhettro and Jack – you killed Van.
I found “6th Sense” enjoyable although I saw the “surprise” coming from about 20 miles away.
I thought “Signs” was enjoyable as well, although just an OK film. I’ve no urge to see it again.
I think “Unbreakable” may be my favorite of all the M films. Seems to me though that there was a movie that came out before this one where A guy survives a plane crash and thinks he can’t be killed. I recall that one being more disconcerting.
Oh … and Van, you come across a turtle in the desert. It’s on it’s back …
You may be thinking of Fearless JJ, starring Jeff Bridges:
Currently playing: Bad Boyfriend — Garbage
I’m currently playing: GBA Live – The Greyboy Allstars
Woodpecker From Mars – Faith No More
“Unbreakable” would be my favorite M. Night film too. If anyone cares.
You know what would have made “Unbreakable” better? If Sam L. had a robot arm. Just sayin’.
I wasn’t expecting SLJ to be the villain though in Unbreakable.
Van – that was the film I was thinking of. The crash sequence seemed a little too real for my comfort.
Rhett – what would have made “Unbreakable” better? PUPPETS!!!!
Jack – we ALWAYS care, daddio . 🙂
Only if shot in Supermarionation.
Night Pan, busy, busy day tomorrow, and I need to SLEEP.
Sigh. Still at work.
Have to agree – Unbreakable is the best of Shyma-however-you-say-his-name.
I too know the “spoiler” for the Happening. While it sounds like a potentially interesting premise, it seems to have been poorly executed.
It’s at times like this that I wish I could play the guitar.
Firefox 3 is almost here:
Probably a long time down the road for a release in the mandriva repos.
They appear to have missed out bisexuals:
So after watching the True Blood first episode, I’m forced to draw the conclusion that Anna Paquin as an actress is overrated.
Deadpan… we don’t need to show you no stinking Deadpans….
Gooooooood Morning Pan!
So, some time last night, we had a stupid motorcyclist race through our neighbourhood and hit a deer. Apparently he managed to kill the deer and his motorcycle went up in flames but still managed to walk away from the accident himself.
First of all, everybody in our neighbourhood knows to watch out for the deer.
Second, while I like motorcycles, I HATE stupid people on them. It should have been the other way around, with the deer walking away from the accident…. poor thing 🙁
Finally heard the DP unshow. We have a loooong way to go to get to the comment goal. So to that end, I’ll do famous movie quotes – adjusted.
I’ll start with the famous, and often misquoted
“Deadpans? We ain’t got no deadpans. We don’t need no deadpans. I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ deadpans!”
A – A Few Good Men
You want answers?
I think I’m entitled.
You want answers?
I want the deadpans!
You can’t handle the deadpans!
As Good As it Gets
You make me want to be a better deadpan.
Oh, I’ve already messed up. I should have started with
2001 A Space Odyssey
My God, it’s full of deadpans!
B – Bat Man (Tim Burton’s)
Sorry, must go back again…
A – Apocolyse Now
I love the smell of deadpans in the morning
The deadpans, the deadpans
Do I make you Deadpan, baby? Do I?
C – Caine Mutiny (1954 Humphrey Bogart version)
You tell the men there are four ways of doing things on this ship: The right way, the wrong way, the Navy way, and the deadpan way. They do things the deadpan way, and we’ll get along just fine.
Working now. Will do more in a few minutes
– Which leads to the question… How did everybody know what he said when nobody was in the room when he said it? (check it out, he was alone)
Cool Hand Luke
What we have here, is a failure to deadpan
Of all the deadpans in town, she walks into mine
We’ll always have Paris
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful deadpan.
I know there is the oft misquoted “Play it again, Sam”, but that is wrong. He never said that. The closest was when Ingred Bergman said,
Play it once, Sam. For old times’ sake.”
What Bogart actually said was,
You know what I want to hear.
No, I don’t.
You played it for her, you can play it for me!
Well, I don’t think I can remember
If she can stand it, I can! Play it!
– My hubby is a huge Bogey fan 🙂
Oh, must go back to A’s
Huston, we have a deadpan
D – Day the Earth Stood Still
Gort! Klaatu barada deadpan!
you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya deadpan?
TEB, go ahead! I am terrible at remembering lines from films.
Oh, oh, oh… Back to B
That’ll do, deadpan. That’ll do
staying in alphabetical order is harder than you’d think 😉
EssBee – I honestly don’t remember all these lines…. I occasionally need a little nudge in the brain, – that’s what Google is for.
I just know, as of when I came on this morning, we have more than 200 comment to go to reach goal, so…
Batman (again, Tim Burton version)
Have you ever danced with the deadpan in the pale moonlight?
Bill and Ted’s Adventure (either one)
Deadpan! (air guitar here)
Time to deadpan
The Blues Brothers
We’re on a mission from deadpan
Back to Casablanca
Here’s looking at you, deadpan
ok, I have work to do… Back in a bit
Ok, after trying to kill myself by tripping on a cord wrapped around my chair, I think I’m ready to return to our program.
In my search for movie quotes, I found this
so now I think I’ll start outright cheating…
Back with C
A Christmas Story
You’ll shoot your deadpan out
The Court Jester
The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the
palace has the brew that is true.
– Sorry, I loved this movie (with Danny Kaye and Angela Landsbury), so I just couldn’t “pan” it.
Ok, now moving on
E – ET
ET phone deadpan
F – Field of Dreams
If you build it, they will deadpan
The first rule of deapan, is you don’t talk about deadpan
run deadpan, run!
Forrest Gump – agian
Life is like a box of deadpans. You never know what you’re gonna get.â€
Fiddler on the Roof
I know, I know. We are your chosen deadpans. But, once in a while, can’t you choose someone else?
(not on the above quote list – Ha!)
G – Ghostbusters
We came. We saw. We kicked its deadpan
I’m going to make him a deadpan he can’t refuse.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies deadpan.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back deadpans.
Gone with the Wind
As God is my witness, I’ll never be deadpan again.
Good Morning Vietnam
Goooooood morning, deadpan!
You’re a better man than I am, deadpan
Never give up, never deadpan!
(another one not on the list – what’s with that?)
G – Gattica
“There is no gene for deadpan.”
the Goodbye Girl
You know I love listening to you talk. I hate living with you but your deadpan is first rate.
H – Highlander
There can only be deadpan
In the Heat of the Night
They call me Mr. Deadpan!
H – Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
“You’re a deadpan, Harry!”
It’s a Wonderful Life
Every time a bell rings, a deadpan gets a comment
238 comments. Only another 200 to go before tomorrow night
J – Jaws
We’re gonna need a bigger deadpan
The Jazz Singer
It’s deadpan, folks
Show me the deadpan!
Also Jerry Maguire
You had me at “deadpan”
K – King Kong
“I’m not a coward, I’m gonna deadpan.”
Oh yeah, back to B
From the movie Bats (when asked why he would make mutant bats)
“Because I’m a scientist, that’s what we do…”
or, “Because I’m a deadpan, that’s what we do…”
deadpan on, deadpan off
King Kong (also)
It wasn’t the airplanes, it was deadpan that killed the beast
Tell ’em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the deadpan.
Don’t worry, I’m not going to burst through your deadpan.
Back to H
L: Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship
“I only ask for the strength to defend my deadpan!”
I have become Jack, destroyer of pans.
A League of Their Own
There’s no crying in deadpan!
The Lone Ranger
Ho Ho deadpan, Away
Also Lord of the Rings
My deadpan, my deadpan
I know I promised, Lord, never again. But I also know that YOU know what a deadpan person I am.
Ok, I messed up the Lone Ranger, it should be
Hi, Ho deadpan, away!
“Morpheus believes he is the deadpan.”
Little Shop of Horrors
Feed me, deadpan!
The Maltese Falcon
The stuff that deadpans are made of
What is the deadpan?
Looks like Firefox wants to set a Guiness World Record today:
Somebody deadpan me!
I am your number one deadpan
That’s all well and good, Ditto. But would their sever be able to handle the traffic?
Not my problem, TEB. If they want to get the record, they better have the equipment to back it up.
Oooh, creepy Misery quote!
A variation of the Matrix quote that is really apropos for us:
“Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Deadpan is. You have to see it for yourself.”
My Fair Lady
I’m a good deadpan, I am
N – National Lampoons, Animal House
Lit 101 briefs:
I’m as mad as deadpan, and I’m not going to take this anymore!
N – National Treasure
“We have to steal the Deadpan!”
What’s the meaning of goodness if there isn’t a little deadpan to overcome?
O – On the Waterfront
I couldâ€™ve had class. I couldâ€™ve been a deadpan.
P – Planet of the Apes
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty deadpan!
The Princess Bride
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my deadpan. Prepare to die!
A boy’s best friend is his deadpan
Princess Bride (again)
As you deadpan
Q – the Quick and the Dead
Is it possible? Is it possible to improve on _deadpan_?
R – Rockey
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Where I come from, we talk to our women. We do not drug them with deadpans.
This is only about an hour from my wife’s parent’s place:
I can’t believe they made a game out of “Deadliest Catch”:
Sorry, Back to P
They say most of your brain shuts down during cryo-sleep. All but the primative side, the deadpan side. No wonder I’m still awake.
That’s an amazing photo
Pirates of Penzance
Hold, monsters! Ere your pirate caravanserai Proceed, against our will, to wed us all, Just bear in mind that we are Wards in Chancery, And our father is a Deadpan!
R – Revenge of the Nerds
“Gimme’ Deadpan Till I’m Dead”
America is a whorehouse… where the revolutionary ideals of your forefathers… are corrupted and sold in alleys by vendors of deadpan…
S – Say Anything
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a deadpan.
“I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was deadpan ’til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska. “
Say â€œhelloâ€ to my little deadpan!
“If only you had seen, what I have seen, with your deadpan.”
Oh, I forgot a G movie
“I love you”
Silence of the Lambs
his liver with some fava beans and a nice deadpan.
The Sixth Sense
I see deadpans
“Deadpan? Let me tell you about my Deadpan.”
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest deadpan of all?
Soylent Green is deadpans!
I am deadpan!
Still more Blade Runner.
“I don’t know such stuff. Deadpans, I only do Deadpans.”
may the deadpan be with you
– come on, you knew it was coming 🙂
More Star Wars
Help me, deadpan. You’re my only hope.
Star Wars, the Empire Strikes Back
Luke, I am your deadpan
Do, or do not. There is no deadpan
A Street Car Named Desire
Deadpan! Hey, Deadpan!
“If you can’t do something smart, do something deadpan”
Also – A Street Car Named Desire
I have always depended on the kindness of deadpans.
Go ahead, make my deadpan
ditto, WOW, what a picture!
“We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into Deadpan.”
All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my deadpan.
Star Trek: The Wrath of Kahn
Superman (Christopher Reeve)
I’m here to fight for truth, justice, and the Deadpan way.
Star Trek 3
The needs of the one outweighed the needs of the deadpan.
Star Trek 4
Oh, him? He’s harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much deadpan.
Also Star Trek 4
Admiral, there be deadpans here!
Star Trek: First Contact
So you’re all astronauts on some sort of… deadpan?
“What is your name?”
“What is your quest?”
To create the coolest podcast ever, called The Deadpan.
“Oh, really? That’s very nice. You may pass.”
Santa Clause Conquers the Martians
Here’s another UFO Bulletin: The Defense Department has just announced that the unidentified flying object suddenly disappeared from our radar screen. They believe the object has either disintegrated in space, or it may be a space ship from another planet which has the ability to nullify all deadpans.
Get me Standards and Practices in here. I want to see deadpans.
Deadpan is alive!
Guts’ll get you so far, then they’ll get you deadpan.
Sponge Bob, Square Pants, the Movie
Ya done good deadpan, ya done…
T – Taxi Driver
Ya deadpanin’ to me?
I get to meet the Deadpan Ambassador! Ain’t that great? Oh, it’s a hell of an honor. But didn’t I always tell you honey, if I just stayed in place and never spoke up, deadpan things are bound to happen.
I’ll be deadpan
hasta la vista, deadpan
I have come here to listen to deadpan and kick ass, and I’m all out of deadpan
I’m king of the deadpan
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
We’re more of the love, deadpan, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you deadpan and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you deadpan and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can’t give you love and rhetoric without the deadpan. Deadpan is compulsory. They’re all deadpan, you see.
The Three Muskateers
All for one and one for deadpan!
To Have and Have Not
You know how to deadpan, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
I feel the need… The need for deadpan!
To deadpan and beyond
I did Treasure of Sierra Madre at the beginning of this whole bit so I’m not doing it again.
For the groaner….
You are the deadpan beneath my wings.
Restate my assumptions: One, Deadpan is the language of nature. Two, Everything around us can be represented and understood through deadpan. Three: If you graph the deadpan of any system, patterns emerge. Therefore, there are patterns everywhere in nature.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst site on this Interweb thingy?
Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They’re each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I’ve got their comment files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of ‘paloozas into the feed? Who delivered the greasy nipples to the masses? Every week, the piples are filled with deadpan. Every spring, the comments explode.
Greg Marmalard: You’re talking about Jack Mangan, sir.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I’m talking about Jack Mangan, you TWERP!
My favorite so far is TEB’s “I’ll be deadpan”
Now I return me back to being Code Monkey
Oh, back to P
Pirates of the Caribbean
But why is the deadpan gone?
Why did WP put
“why is the deadpan gone” into WP hell?
the life of a deadpan is intense
Back to T
Time Rider: The Adventures of Lyle Swan
You shot it. What a bunch of dumb sons of bitches, you *shot* it! A *deadpan* – you butt-heads!
“This is the way the DEADPAN ends”
You did not ask to be white. So perhaps that is not your fault. You did not ask to be deadpan. Perhaps that is not your fault, either.
Chiun, you’re deadpan!
No, I am better than that.
“Krysta Now rocks the Deadpan”
Throw Momma From the Train
The deadpan was sultry
Make me a sergeant in charge of the deadpan! Make me a sergeant in charge of the deadpan!
Also from Them
When Man entered the atomic age, he opened a door into a new deadpan. What we’ll eventually find in that new deadpan, nobody can predict.
Teenage Mutant Turtles (1990 version)
God, I LOVE *BEING A DEADPAN*!
U – Unforgiven
I sure do miss my bed.
You said that last night.
No last night I said I missed my wife, tonight I just miss my goddamn deadpan.
I forgot Howard the Duck
Desperate deadpans commit desperate acts!
U – UHF
If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I’m gonna club this deadpan. That’s right! I’m gonna club this deadpan to make a better deal. You know I’ll do it, too, cause I’m crazy.
For those of you just joining us, today we’re teaching deadpans how to fly.
The Usual Suspects
“He’s here! I *know* he’s here! That’s him, I’m telling you that’s him! You hear me? I’m telling you it’s *Keyser Deadpan*!
V – for Vendetta
Are you a Muslim?
No. I’m in deadpan.
More V – for Vendetta
There are no deadpans, Delia… only the illusion of deadpans.
What we need right now is a clear message to the people of this country. This message must be read in every newspaper, heard on every radio, seen on every television… I want *everyone* to *remember*, why they *need* deadpan!
Man, he’s like deadpan, ya know?
He’s the first one to kill a vampire in over a hundred years. I’d say that’s earned him a deadpan.
So this is what you get when deadpans mate.
Curse all you deadpans! You are nothing but dead bones and damned souls… you shall burn in the fires of hell!
Do you know they even got a… well, a nickname for you behind your back? Heh? Citizen Deadpan.
W – Wayne’s World
We’re not deadpan. We’re not deadpan.
When Harry Met Sally
I’ll deadpan what she’s deadpanning
Made it, Ma! Top of the deadpan!
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
I’m not bad, I’m just deadpanned that way
Wizard of Oz
Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in deadpan anymore
Pay no attention to the deadpan behind the curtain
Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a deadpan.
Currently playing: Royal Station 4/16 — Melissa Etheridge
X – Men
Deadpans are not the ones mankind should fear.
You owe me a deadpan
You deadpans and your guns. .
Ok, we’re at 374 on the word count. Let’s see how far Y and Z will take us
Y – Yellow Submarine
I’ve got a hole in me deadpan.
Oh. Where you going?… Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you’re out with the deadpan to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh… I think I love him.
Wait Master, it might be deadpan… you go first.
Z – Zardoz
Stay behind my deadpan!
I love to see them running. I love the moments of their deaths – when I am one with deadpan.
On that note.. I’m exhausted
but we made the word count!
If you wanna Deadpan Krista, you can Deadpan Krista NOW!
TEB is a force to be reckoned with!
Damn, TEB, you do not accept failure!
What’s Up – 4 Non Blondes
Words Fell – Lucinda Williams
I’m Sailin’ – Mazzy Star
Look at this, I’m swimming in nipples!
You guys rocked da howse this morning. Wowza.
You see? Given a goal, we will accomplish it.
Well, it’s time to think about lunch.
Thought about lunch.
Back to the grind.
Cry Baby Cry – The Beatles
Coconut – Widespread Panic
Heartbreak Hotel – Willie Nelson & Leon Russell
With My Own Two Hands – Ben Harper
Refuge – John Legend
Burn That Broken Bed – Iron and Wine
Wow, there were so many good ones, you guys 🙂
My faves may have been the Bladerunner and Cool Hand Luke quotes.
How about the Graduate?
“Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to Deadpan me.”
#1 Hit Jam – The Brian Jonestown Massacre
So Hard – Dixie Chicks
*that was whiplash-ey*
Holden Oversoul – Widespread Panic
You know, it’s going to be hard for Mozilla to make Firefox 3 the biggest one day download in history if they can’t keep their website up. You’d think they’d have been prepared after essentially calling out the whole internet to come get FF3 on this particular day.
Jack, I think it’s clear that you are just going to have to award TEB all the greasy nipples for this week. Statistically speaking, you’re probably going to hit her every time anyway.
Of course, statistically speaking, about 94% of stats are made up on the spot. Who am I to piss against the tide.
Hugh and I are on the move, no time to stop and chat but just wanted to say hi
My favorite from http://www.insultme.net/ so far:
Melon Sipping Nut Sucker
And here comes the gay marriage debate again. Just now, minding my own business going to the fridge for my sweet tea for lunch, I was stopped and asked, “What do you think about all the nonsense going on in California?”
I’m totally out of the closet here at Evil, Inc. My basic philosophy is that if you don’t like me, don’t talk to me, but this is me. I had no idea what to say, so just looked blankly into Presumptuous Co-Workers face with a *blink* *blink*. I grabbed by tea, and came back to my office without responding.
What a dick.
Okay, back to Deadpan. Love, EssBee, AKA the Gayest Fooking Thing on the Deadpan
That is all.
My two cents worth; Well EssBee, we’ve allowed gay marriage’s here in Canada for a while and, despite predictions of doom and gloom to the contrary, I don’t think it’s affected my hetro-sexual marriage one way or another.
I think, if someone else’s marriage is going to ruin yours, there may have been other problems with the relationship to begin with.
Currently playing: Surefire — Econoline Crush
my eclectic shuffle:
1) Sin by Megadeath
2) Get out the Door by Velvet Revolver
3) Me and My Arrow by Harry Nilsson
4) Heaven can Way by Meatloaf
5) Miri It Is by The Medieval Babes
4) Heaven can Wait by Meatloaf
Wow. The capacity for cluelessness never fails to surprise. Although, as a cynical grouch, I guess it really shouldn’t.
I think you handled that situation perfectly, EssBee.
That is eclectic!
I’ve switched from shuffle to:
Karl Denson: “Dance Lesson #2” the album
Sun Baby by The High Violets.
This band is pretty fawesome, btw. /tweet.
Idiots: Alergic to WiFi
Best part: “…there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to support the claims of these so-called WiFi sensitives, but it has been noted that patients who present themselves to doctors with such symptoms often also suffer from psychiatric complaints.
Thatâ€™s not to say that Mr Firstenberg couldn’t still bring a lawsuit under the ADA, but I find it hard to see how such a suit could be won.”
EssBee: “What a dick” is a great description of that particular moron.
Jack: Yep, good song, though it’s the only one I’ve heard from them. I’ll have to check out more of their stuff.
PS: I finally got around to getting the first album from VAST. Should I get the rest of the discography?
Fine, thats the last time I say hi to you people!!!!
OK, gonna do lunch and work now…. really…. so in summary:
I’ve only heard a few VAST tunes, so I can’t help you much, ditto.
I really like what I’ve heard, though. I’d also like to know if their other stuff is worth exploring.
As for The High Violets, I also strongly recommend “44 Down”.
Which Megadeth album has “Sin”?
That WiFi allergy guy should really read my “Truth or Consequences Motel” short story — set in NM, ironically. *shameless plug?*
Finally: Ed is correct. The greasy machine is random, but Vegas odds are good that you’ll hear some Energizer Bunny comments this week.
Hi Smartie Hotties!!!!
You got lost in the deluge.
Jack: I’ll check out “44 Down”.
Hola Smarty Hotties!
Jack, Sin is on Cryptic Writings
If I haven’t mentioned it before, I recommend the soundtrack to Iron Man. Good music to code to.
One World – Dire Straits
Paradigm – Ani DiFranco
Love in the Afternoon – Jerry Garcia
Iron Man did have great music — I think I’m going to pick that up, ditto!
The American Ruse – MC5
Taste of Blood – Mazzy Star
Have a Cigar – Pink Floyd
*that* was an uplifting trio!
Quiet Please – Galactic
Let It Die – Foo Fighters
The Galactic is a really LOOOOONG song, so only two this time.
Shuffle, and I can’t make this up:
I Want to Come Over – Melissa Ethridge
The Sloganeer – Me’Shell Ndegeocello
Names and Dates – Ani DiFranco
The gayest fooking shuffle I’ve ever spent 9 minutes on. Anyone who likes it is a homo.
Currently playing: Let It Die — Foo Fighters
Waiting Room – Fugazi
Just – Radiohead
Today’s The Day – Aimee Mann
(Nice Dreams) – Radiohead
Valerie – Jerry Garcia Band
Statues – Foo Fighters
See laying down the guilt always works.. guilt and puppy dog eyes. Or as we call it in our house, Puss in Boots eyes 🙂
High and Dry – Radiohead (lots of Radiohead today)
Sugarpie – The Subdudes
Wisdom – The Brian Jonestown Massacre
Twilight SIngers – Dead To Rights *swoooon*
Nausea – X
lmao: The Great Office War
Time to get a bite to eat and then back to slaving away.
As for me, it’s closing time here. I’m going to go pull some weeds and drink a Stone Pale Ale.
Night, Pan. I think this is 427.
Sigh. No beer for Code Monkey.
And. . . . we’re back!
This is kinda cool:
I hang my head shame at my lack of faith in the nipple count for this week.
Now to go back and read all the new nipples…
Of course, TEB deserves all the credit!
Firefox 3 website goes down, Deadpan website goes down.
That’s a conspiracy just waiting to be invented.
Jack: Would you consider The High Violets a shoe-gazing band?
Currenly playing: Mas Tequila — Sammy Hagar
That’s enough of that today. Time to go home.
Code Monkey tired.
Nice job with the abc list TEB. 🙂
… and others
LOOK up above!!!!
Smarty Hotties were here!
EssBee – not that anyone will likely ask you that same question in that same way again … but if they do “What do you think of that nonsense in California” …
tell them you think it’s pretty good but until you see it go head to head in tournament play with the nonsense from the other states it’s really hard to tell. Word on the street is that the Nonsense in Washington DC has the edge for the final 4 this year.
that is all.
I’m going to go watch a NOVA on a super volcano
Well, it probably won’t come a big surprise that I do think what’s going on in California is a bunch of nonsense. But, that’s no doubt a minority view on Deadpan, so I’ll let it be.
I just had to go do a current affairs search.
Being as out of touch as I am … I assumed the original comments were based on the normal affinity that someone, somewhere always has about something going on in California.
I didn’t realize that there was specific nonsense at this juncture.
Still, in a great big world brimming with nonsense – I think I prefer the kind based in love and human kindness instead of vast cornucopia of nonsense based in hate, greed and or death.
Besides – the Super Volcanos await us all, with their earth shrouding clouds of sulfuric acid, and light reflective ash that will choke millions and cause global famine. Maybe only a few hundred thousand years from now!
All rational views are welcome here, Ed. Everyone here knows you as a rational guy. No worries.
That’s not true! I can be completely irrational!
Uh oh, looks like someone fed ditto after midnight again. 😉
Well I for one agree with Governer Schwartzenager. I believe that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.
Well the firrst episode of the US version of Life on Mars is now available:
I sense great disturbance in the aether, as if millions of voices cried out in disappointment.
As for the super volcanos, in an uncaring universe the human race plays the fruit machine of life everyday.
Or slot machine if you are American.
Not sure if they are also called fruit machines in Canada, but according to wiki it’s also a term for a device develped in Canada to detect homosexuals:
Hmm, that one would take a while. I may give a go at writing something up tonight. Though I think I’ve posted something in a previous week.
But, in better news, looks like Firefox 3 downloads are going smashingly well….now that the servers are back up.
There’s only one thing I have to say about supervolcanoes: OMGWTFBBQ!
Firefox 3 is pretty nice so far, but if you are used to carting around your bookmarks file, you’ll have to change your habits. Firefox 3 stores this information differently. It seems that the history and bookmarks are combined into a mini SQL database.
Busy day here in bunny land so will be hopping in and out as I can.
1) day job
3) make fudge
4) make macaroons
5) have company over
*pulls out pocket watch*
“no time to say hello, goodbye. I’m late, I’m late, I’m late…”
Meanwhile I am lazing about the hose on Day 3 of Staycation. Unfortunatley, the magic of daycare has brought a new cold to Darcy & Fox, so that is the main reason for hanging around rather than running off to the zoo or something. I may get to mow the grass this afternoon, tho….
Morning, rational viewed Deadpan!
Got the front yard weeded (which means pulling up the grass that is supposed to no longer exist in my wonderful xeriscape) last night and enjoyed myself a great deal while doing it.
Back at work. Boo, Evil, Inc.
EssBee – you have to be careful with statements like “last night and enjoyed myself a great deal while doing it.” … or you’ll have half the Deadpan heading off to their bunks!
Re – Firefox 3
Am I the ONLY one in the Deadpan that cringes when I see that there is a new version of something that I already liked and never even once for a tiny little second thought “Man, I sure wish they would polish this thing because it’s not nearly shiney enough!”
If one were to go back 10 years and plot a graph of –
“software that did exactly what I needed it to do” verses “Time and Money spent having to fix and or undo problems caused when someone decided that the software would also make a dandy desert topping”
The resultant graph would resemble a hand making a rude gesture with it’s middle finger.
I’ve never found a piece of software that did exactly what I wanted. 🙁
I’m liking Firefox 3, but there are problems with it.
JOe – Ha! Noted.
ditto (or anyone else) – I am curious as to what about pre-3 firefox didn’t work for you.
I’m not being satirical (for once) I am just curious as to “why a new version?”
Seriously, Firefox was working so well for me that I never even gave it another thought. I just used it.
and having ask that … I now have to leave the room for a bit.
The only thing I had with FF (and I’m sure it’s just a setting issue but am too lazy to really look into it) is that with Explorer I could directly “install” an online thing instead of having to download it than open it as FF makes me do (ie: on an update or some such thing). Otherwise, I’m quite satisfied with FF.
I haven’t downloaded FF 3 yet (another one I’ll have to download then open instead of installing straight from the website).
Ok, back to reports…
Also, occasionally I come across a program that does not work as well with FF. An example is, Screen Monkey prefers Explorer over FF.
(really going to work now)
For me at Evil, Inc., I couldn’t host WebEx meetings in FF. Had to use Explorer for that app. Probably evil network settings causing that, so it might not be a FF issue.
JOe: Did you make heavy use of tabbed browsing? I do. My usual style of work is to have several things running at once and move back and forth as needed. In Firefox 2, there was a noted memory problem when you use and close lots of tabs. F3 reportedly has fixed that and improved browsing speed. Both are important to me. I also like the improved security controls.
Unfortunately, there are some broken features that I want to use. Since it is still rather early in the release schedule, I’m hoping they’ll work on fixing them soon.
TEB: I never directly install software in that way. There have been many security exploits that have used that tactic.
Currently playing: Snakes and Ladders — Basia Bulat
Currently playing: yesterday’s Democracy Now!
Currently playing: Sanctuary — Annette Ducharme
Expect an anti-Darwin onslaught:
there, groceries are bought, fudge is made. Now have about 10 minutes to relax before lunch, then will do some more baking 🙂
Currently playing: Better To Try — Frozen Ghost
Mowed in the morning instead. Now I feel bleh…
Ok, am listening to the Dubshak voicmail (yeah, I’m behind I know). I just have one thing to ask..
What did I (and ditto) ever do you you???? *crying*
and, just in defense, like the US, yes our big brewed beer is pretty… weak, but the stuff by the small local breweries is pretty good.
I need to get TEB’s and ditto’s back here. Brew Brothers out of Alberta has an Ambush IPA that is yummy.
Wild Rose makes a good IPA. Also, their wraspberry ale is quite nice
Grasshopper ale and Traditional Ale by Big Rock is also good
My husband likes their Black Amber (Big Rock’s). Also, as far as lite beers go, Jack Rabbit’s not bad
Enough of this bologna, I have macaroons to make
I actually prefer Opera to Firefox, it just seemss much more responsive.
I’ll get my coat.
I now have beer envy to add to my coffee envy.
Must try and obtain some of that miracle fruit that makes beer tatse like aa chocolate milk shake.
Now I want a beer too.
Interesting Scalzi post on gay marriage and the new attempt at marriage “protection” in CA:
Oops! That was a completely different link! Also quite interesting.
This is the Scalzi: http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=896
So, last minute I decided not to make macaroons. Instead I now have Pecan Kisses in the oven
Yeah, anyone that judges Canadian beer solely on the basis of Molson and Labatt’s products then has to accept that American beer should be judged on the same basis. In that case, both countries have beer that sucks big time. Fortunately, that isn’t the case.
I lurv it!!! I’m so going to have to get this Scalsi book: “Your Hate Mail Will Be Graded”.
I’m back in for a second.
Thanks for the Firefox input. I see where my disconnect is.
I basically am using Firefox as a “Station wagon” to drive to the store for groceries while you guys are apparently using it to enter NASCAR races!
I am not even making Firefox break a sweat with the way I use it so that’s why I couldn’t see any need (or positive outcome) of an upgrade.
I know see that there are apparently ways to go beyond it’s (former) abilities.
EssBee: I love this particular quote: “the idea that my marriage needs to be protected by a bunch of hyperventilating ninnies in the midst of a queer panic makes me want to retch. Please do keep your clammy, quivering, homophobic fingers off my state of matrimony, if you please. My marriage has not once been threatened by same-sex marriage; heck, Iâ€™ve been to Massachusetts at least four times since same-sex marriage was made legal in that commonwealth. Roving bands of same-sex married couples did not trample my marriage rights while I was there.”
Back to Firefox: I also use quite a few add-ons. The new add-on manager looks interesting, but so far, I don’t have much to say about it. As with any upgrade, some of my add-ons are no longer working, but that should change in the next few weeks.
Nuke Anything Enhanced
And Dub, I can’t speak for EssBee, but it was me that sent you the death threat.
On a lighter note, ZP reviews Haze:
TEB you shouldn’t get Dub excited like that.
For me, Dub, the Southland Tales cancels out the Canadian beer slander. You’re on even footing with me.
I still playing Mass Effect
“Roving bands of same-sex married couples” — that is so gonna be our band name.
I used to drink a lot of Molson before I knew any better.
I wonder which tab Deadpan is currently occupying in ditto’s FF browser. . .
It’s always #2 right after my homepage google tab. Email is #3.
FFF – Megadeath
Nine Lives – Aerosmith
She – Monkees
Scheherazade, symphonic suite, Op. 35: No. 2, “The story of Kalender Prince” in B minor – Nikolay Andreyevich Rimsky-Korsakov
Yeah, I’ve got very varied tastes.
Appropriate for my current work project…
Currently playing: The Hell Song — Sum 41
Was listening to Theme time radio earlier today and the following catchy tune was playing:
The Johnny Cyclops bomb:
I particularly liked ‘never started World War 3’..
*blip*Thanks for the heads up on the ZeroPunct review, I also like the one on the console wars.*blip*
My fudge had set so I cut it up into bite-sized pieces and put it on a serving platter. Now the trick will be keeping the family out of it until company arrives.
Listening to: The Best of The Velvet Underground album
Wishing: I could have some fudge
Writing: Boring contracts for Evil, Inc.
Overture No. 3 – J.S. Bach
When the Water Falls – Collective Soul
The Bitch is Back – Elton John
Suite From The Water Music – Andante Expresivo – George Frederic Handel
*slaps EssBee’s hand*
Fudge is for the company…
ditto – some of those plug-ins look tasty! Is there a central location where I can be finding them?
This gives me better control at blocking ads.
This replaces flash animations with a play button. So, I only play what I want to. This can be a bit annoying on sites that are based solely on flash, but I can live with that.
Work intrudes in a bad way…
I am oddly drawn to this one –
“Nuke Anything Enhanced”
If y’all don’t hear from me after this, it’s b/c Evil, Inc. confiscated my computer for looking at the bicycle.
Totally worth it.
im ascared mommy
So Firefox 3…is it ok to be underwhelmed? I can pretend to be more excited if you really want to….
JOe: I use â€œNuke Anything Enhancedâ€ to deal with printing sites that never fit on a page properly. It lets you right click on items to remove them from the page.
I think that would put me off sex for life.
ditto – 🙁 … oh. It sounded so much more devestating!
Jokes for the vagina bicycle:
Does it come with a banana seat?
What would happen if the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile crashed into it? Would it squirt mustard?
Would you need a chastity belt to lock it up on a bike rack?
Currently playing: Joe The Lion — David Bowie
I hear that John McCain called his wife a bicycle taxi.
… and after listening to the barrage of propaganda all day long I NEED to say this to SOMEONE … drilling for oil off of U.S. coastlines and/or in Alaska won’t do ANYTHING about our current high gasoline prices.
The sole purpose behind this push is to increase the shareholder and corporate profits for the domestic energy industry. I don’t say this as some sort of liberal tree hugger. I say this as one of the very stockholders I speak of.
“Allow us to drill” is that industry’s answer to EVERY national problem – from the “war in Iraq” to “childhood obesity”.
I follow the market and many of these companies closely. I may not like their tactics but as a capitalist pig myself … I know where the money is to be found.
BTW – Any other active investors in Deadpan land?
So the award for the most pointless remake goes to:
big drum roll
The US Version of Life on Mars
Give those tv execs a packet of candy ciggies
Did the US even have a version of the Open University TV lectures?
Did the US even have a version of the Open University TV lectures?
Read first post.
This is definitely classified as a “You’re doin’ it wrong”.
Ok Ok, last one.
Now, those were some funny shit, Leann.
Thanks, Leann. 🙂
All I can say is OW! and OW!
Can I counter with?
It’s translated correctly. I’m not sure what the hell they were thinking when they came up with that name, but it was intentional.
Are you a guitar gear head? If so, you may appreciate this thread poster’s strange sense of humor.
That failblog is some funny shit. Too many funny ones to link them all – just find some time and click your way through.
bong! (not a drug paraphernalia reference)
What? You think this is the Gong Show? And just who, pray tell, would be the unknown comic?
Well I got the “unknown” part down although my status as a comic is a bit iffy.
I nominate Dub for the Chuck Barris role. Dub wasn’t employed by the CIA was he?
I need to write. I got some thing for Jack Mangan. I hope he likes it.
How’s everyone? My plan for tonight was to weather seal the patio cover, but Mother Nature had other ideas for me. Instead, I think I’ll watch the rain from inside and enjoy my beer.
Still stuck at worth with massive life suckage.
That’s work and not worth.
ditto, if I knew anything about code, I would offer to help. As it is, I can drink a beer in your honor as I finish what I started with the Andromeda Strain mini-series (because I’m OCD, not because I am necessarily enjoying it!)
EssBee: I’d take help, but the problem is more with the information that I’ve been given. There’s been too little of it, it’s been unhelpful, conflicted, and sometimes just plain wrong. And they want a bunch of stuff done by Friday.
Excuse me while I go blend my brain.
Yes, Trucker, you need to write…..I’ve gotten caught up with “Down the Road”
Great work on the Joust/Frogger show, btw.
Feel It — Jakalope
Da Hui — The Offspring
Snow In June — The Northern Pikes
This Is The World — Tom Cochrane
Let’s Stay Together — Pat Benatar
Living In The Promiseland — Joe Cocker
Another Day — Bryan Adams
Enjoy The Silence — Depeche Mode
Six Hundred 66 — Fisher
Well, I think that’s enough abuse at work for today.
Time to wait for my ride home.
So, I liked Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs and even the Village…
…but The Happening was god-awful.
It wasn’t Wahlberg’s fault either.