The ripples that are caused when feathers get ruffled… Interesting.
Today is the last day of
*headdesk*
Mehning
I just dropped my cell phone (flipphone) and broke the door off of it.
*headthroughwindow*
That’s OK TEB. You’ll always be a MILD* to us ! 🙂
*(Mom I’d like to Deadpan)
thanks, J0e.
Mass Effect for PC comes out today!
TEB you are only as old as the man you feel.
Of course if Mr TEB is considerably older than you….
Sod the facial wrinkles, it’s your hands that truly reveal your age.
Veins, oh so think veins…
cough
thick even
doh!
Luckily,my husband and I aren’t that old (1967 do the math), I just had my daughter when I was young. And, at the risk of sounding vane, I don’t look my age. I was at the office the other day, we had a young visitor who thought I was closer to his age (28), that felt nice.
As old as who I feel hmmm…. the next door neighbour is really cute…
I wonder if my husband would approve?
So next week Lego Indiana Jones is released, according to IGN.com June 3rd in the US, June 6th in the UK.
From the previews looks like this one will be fun.
Ah but did the young vistor have a close look at the back of your hands TEB?
I will now go into hiding.
I think Van is digging himself a deeeep hole.
On the bright side – perhaps he shalls strike oil!
😉
Better to be behind the Mike than in front. LOL
Why am I still asleep and posting to the internet at work?
Van, *ignoring vein comment* while I enjoyed Lego Star Wars I did have issues with the way it was ported over to the PC. I didn’t like the way you had to complete the level before you could save it. If I wanted a console, I would have bought a console version. I hope they change this feature in Indiana Jones
I did like the humour, in Lego Star Wars, though.
My son is a big Lego Star Wars fan. He’s got 1 & 2 for the Game Cube. I pretty sure we’ll get Lego Indy, but I’m not sure for what platform, probably either Wii or 360.
I generally am not a console gaming person. We (meaning my daughter) has a Wii and a PS3 but I much prefer playing on a PC
Having no air conditioner in your car blows.
That is all.
I used to feel the same way TEB, till I got a flat screen LCD TV for my Xbox 360. Playing games is much nicer when you can lounge on a comfy chair.
Any spanish inquisition jokes will get the evil eye.
NO ONE EXPECTS THE COMFY CHAIR!
That is all.
I’ve had my PS3 for over a year now and apart from the games I bought when I got the console I’ve bought no boxed games for it.
Think MGS4 is going to break the dry spell.
/ Gives ditto the evil eye
cough
*basks in the glow of teh 3v1l*
Hopefully the rumoured 90 minute cut scene means 90 minutes in total for all cut scenes and not just one scene that last for 90 minutes (for MGS 4).
Waiting an hour and a half to actually to continue in the game would be taking the piss.
You have bought the ticket and you will take the ride.
That is all.
I couldn’t get into MGS games. I don’t do first person games as I get motion sickness. My husband likes them, though.
Depends on the game. Someone made a good analogy on one of the computer game forums I’m on. He said if a video game is more like a movie, with a lot of visual action and simple controls, then it lent itself to being on a console with a large television. If the game was more like reading a good book, with deep thinking, such as strategy games, it was better on the PC. And that’s sort of how I do my game buying. I’ll never buy another racing game for my PC, there’s no way I’ll buy StarCraft 2 for any of my consoles.
Due to a timing mishap, I won’t be able to watch “Southland Tales”. Suxors.
That is all.
we saw half of southland tales. I will probably watch the second half this weekend – without my husband, I can’t convince him to finish it.
I think I’m going to rent it from Amazon Unbox. There’s no way I’ll get it from Netflix in time. Not sure if I want to torture my wife with it or not. We both loved Donnie Darko, but if the movie touches on string theory, I doubt she’ll like it. LOL
Strategy games don’t usually need a monster of a PC to run smoothly though.
I’m watching ST over the weekend, I left it till the last minute in case I wanted to record a comment.
I only play console games anymore because it is cheaper in the long run.
That is all.
Sorry about the “No Southland tales for you!” ditto.
Rhett – make sure you brief your wife before viewing, although this is not meant to be taken as a drama. As it is in a contemporary setting and there is no laugh track … many mistake it as a “normal” movie. It aint!
RE: Amazon Unbox – this is the route I went (unbox to Tivo) and was quite pleased with the quality, can’t see driving to the video store ever again.
*puts on “helpful guy” hat*
ANyone planning to participate in SLandapalooza should send Jack a little e-mail saying so. I don’t know how much time he spends pre-planning his show but having a general idea of how much content to expect would surely help him out.
That is all.
I’m outta here – errunds and RUNCH!
Reading Deadpan Google Reader for the iPod Touch TFW!!!
Any movie that could be described as non-mainstream or experimental I warn Teresa about. So far we have enjoyed every experimental one we’ve watched. Fantastic Four 2 however gets a thumbs down from both of us. LOL
I really liked pi.
That is all.
I enjoy it when ditto says “That is all.”
That is all.
ditto is all that.
I think ditto is just showing his robot side… waiting for the day when he will be one of the overlords 🙂
ditto, did you get your audio stitched together?
That is all.
Pi was cool.
Maybe we can feed him a packet of fruit gums to glue up the works.
Nope, I have no time to take care of the audio.
That is all.
Today I’m in MASH mode since my whole life has been put into triage.
That is all.
A few Christmases ago, a cousin of mine who was probably 4 or 5 at the time said:
I. AM. A. ROBOT. I. LIKE. EGGNOG.
Robots like eggnog?
Lunch Time!
12:15 press return.
I like eggnog.
That is all.
Robots like eggcog. *groan*
*facepalm*
“Watch ditto star opposite of Anne Heche in the new hit sitcom, Men in Triage!”
CLEAR!
That is all.
Boulevard! Stat!
var _oRLY = {HAI:function(){return this.KTHXBYE(); },KTHXBYE:function(){ return this.HAI();},init:function(){ this.HAI()};_oRLY.init()?'YARLY':'NOWAI';
Taken from a sig at the design/code forum I hang out in.
cutez0rs.
Snuck out at lunch and bought Mass Effect. Unfortunately I won’t be able to play it until after supper. 🙁
I like cheese. And Mass Effect.
That is all.
There is a depressing statistic for men who eat cheese everyday.
They play Mass Effect? That’s not depressing. LOL
I plan on picking up Mass Effect for the 360 whenever the price drops.
As the e-mail moderator for World Fantasy, I get the strangest e-mails:
“would you be interested in any of these guests for your shows?
frank stallone, john wesley shipp, roger davis, daniel baldwin, stephen baldwin, dennis cole, heather meznies, kent mccord, tony bonner and yan birch and bill smith.
Janette
Janette Anderson Entertainment.
TALENT MANAGERS ASSOCIATION
PO BOX 3164
Burbank
CA 91508”
I wonder if any of them play Mass Effect?
Eat Cheese?
Eat cheese while playing Mass Effect?
Eat too much cheese? Have wine!
That is all.
Effect the masses while eating cheese?
Cheese the masses with effects?
Effect the cheese while eating the masses?
Ok, I have laundry to do…
Cheesy effects for the masses.
That is all.
Daniel Baldwin!
That is all.
That is all.
C’yall tomorrow. 🙂
Mass Camembert
Cheese Against the Machine
just popping in real quick to pickup my pants. I accidently rushed of without them earl !!!!HEY!!!!!! WHO FILLED MY PANTS WITH CHEESE ???????
Must of been the cheese gnome.
Under the pants gnome.
Mass Effect is fun.
Whenever I manage to get a copy, I play while eating a slice of cheddar and wearing no pants.
Underpants gnome?
Underpants Gnomes – Making people go Commando since 1997.
I saw that gnome under there. . . .
So how many people here are songwriters
Not the one with clogs on? going clip clipperty clop on the stairs..
Under where?
Jack is the only one I know of with certainty as a song writer. justa JOe seems to have some talent as well, but he hasn’t let on to his full ability.
Interesting question, Dub.
Anyone else here writing their own songs?
Systris: Welcome back! Good to have you here.
Rhettro said: We both loved Donnie Darko, but if the movie touches on string theory, I doubt she’ll like it. LOL
FYI, Southland Tales features a high-tech form of energy production and distribution whose on-screen description kind of implies that it might be based on string theory. That part only lasted about a minute, though.
Plotonium, anyone?
Amy, actually Quantum Entanglement is a very real branch of quantum physics, primarily in the area of teleportation research. (I’m not shitting you, they can transport photons… thats about it so far)
String theory has to do with the missing mathematical gap between quantum physics and relativity and astrophysics.
I met a person that inspired a song, but I’m struggling with it because I’ve never written one before. That and I dunno if you could say I were yet capable of playing music on my guitar… I can show you A, D, E, Em, Dm, F, C… And maybe a couple others…
I would say, if you want to write a song, write it. Someday, I would like to write a song as well, but I want a stronger grasp of music theory first. I did find this link that you may find either very helpful or very flusterating.
Dubshack
I-IV-V
You make my heart sing
I-IV-V
You make everything. . . . . groovy. . . .
I-IV-V
Oh, Dubshack
I-IV-V
(flute solo)
Yeah “Learn Music Theory” has been a real helpful step in most everything I’ve read, thats why I’m down to learning guitar from a For Dummies book.
Re: Song writing
The U.N. has requested I stop that.
Not out and out sanctions mind you but I think that may be the next step.
You’ve heard of “begin the beguine”?
Well, they’ve ask me to “refrain the refrain”.
*blows into mic*
testing. Testing. Hello? Is this thing on????
testing 1,2
Cheese, music, gnomes, pants.
groovy.
Dubshack: Yes, I heard about the ability to transport photons. Neat.
Tab correction:
I-I
Dubthing
IV-IV, V-V
IV-IV, I-I
You make my heart sing
IV-IV, V-V
IV-IV, I-I
You make everything. . . . . groovy. . . .
IV-IV, V-V
IV-IV, I-I
Oh, Dubshack
IV-IV, V-V
IV-IV, I-I
(flute solo)
… Please make a note of it. Goodnight, Mushpan.
Welcome to you last May Friday fo 2008. Use it wisely.
And get a note to the milkman… NO MORE CHEESE!
Morning Pan!
I think we may actually see the sun today 🙂
DON’T LOOK INTO THE SUN!!!!!
This has been a public service announcement.
Harpy Friday!!!!
Thanks for the warning, J0e 😀
This Friday will be the lead in to a very busy weekend…
…I hate month ends.
… other “ill-advised” activities.
– Playing with fire.
– Bathing with a plugged-in hair dryer
– Licking a cat.
– Sticking your penis in a light socket (sticking someone else’s penis in a light socket is still under review).
I am here for you guys.
… actually, I’m going to go take a shower – so technically, I am THERE for you.
Why shouldn’t you lick a cat?
Very helpful suggestions, JOe.
Morning TEB, morning JOe, morning geesquared!
Things to do today…
Baptize the cat.
Why would you stick your penis in a light socket? Or is that code for something else?
Morning EssBee, Morning WNDR, Morning gee… Morning John Boy…
Awww, Harvy Korman died
IN the news…
BERLIN – A young man’s creative marriage proposal apparently triggered several UFO reports in a small town in Germany.
Bavarian police say several people called this week to alert them of strange lights floating above the sleepy town of Plattling.
It turns out the lights were 50 paper lanterns sent aloft by a 29-year-old man proposing marriage to his girlfriend.
Neither the man or the 27 year old woman were identified. However, police report that the woman did say “Yes”.
-Calgary Sun
But did ET say yes?
Skowhegan, Main – If you’re in the market for a roomy brick – and – stone Victorian – complete with some pretty impressive security features – look no further.
The Somerset County Jail in downtown Skowhegan is for sale.
The price: US $200,000 with no extra charge for the razor-wire fencing.
the lockup, built in 1897, is scheduled to shut down later this year when a new 200-bed county jail opens.
Tonya Allen, a real estate broker, says a major feature is the building is situated int eh heart of downtown and has no zoning or permit-use restrictions.
– Calgary Sun
If I purchase a prison, can I use it for its intended purpose?
ET probably said, “Phone home” and if you purchase a prison wouldn’t you be a prisoner in your own home?
No I would invite guests over and NEVER LET THEM LEAVE *evil laugh*
“Welcome to the hotel Canada-a”
“Such a lovely place…” 🙂
I’m not quite dead yet.
Shuffle:
“Big Love” – Fleetwood Mac
“Don’t Kill” – Hamell On Trial
“Lag Tim” – Ani DiFranco
“On Your Honor” – Amy Ray
Currently playing: KEXP Song of the Day: Get It Together — Shake Some Action!
Friday! I think I have to agree with Dire Straights, they ought to pass a law banning Monday mornings and Friday afternoons.
Goodness me! Could this be Deadpan Disease?
Currently playing: I’ll Stick Around — Foo Fighters
Currently listening to: UB-40 “Can’t Help Falling In Love”
Oh wait, change, Maroon 5/Rihanna “If I Never See Your Face Again”
Don’t die, ditto!
Change again…Peter Gabriel “Sledgehammer”.
Alanis says, “Thank U”
Shuffle continues to be good to me today:
“Black Rain” – Ben Harper
“Nicotine” – Ani DiFranco”
“Trickle Down” – Ani DiFranco
“Moog Marmalade” – Galactic
geesquared: I love Alanis.
🙂
😀
So not much happening then?
Still good shuffles:
“Who is he, and What is he to you?” – Meshell Ndegeocello
“Doo Wop (That Thing)” – Lauren Hill
“Watermelon Man” – Poncho Sanchez
“You Famous?” – George Hrab
I have a question for you, Van.
The series Wire in the Blood – do you know what that title means? I don’t get it.
Not sure it means anything as such, it’s a quote from a TS Eliot poem.
Which the wiki entry claims was the title of a book th series was based on:
There was a good version of R-Type on the PC Engine/Turbographix
Hey Gil,
Dungeon Siege 2 and it’s expansion came in the mail the other day. Got it for $17.50 and I also picked up Painkiller and it’s expansion for $4.50. I installed DS2 and patched it to version 2.2. It looks beatiful, my only complaint is that the text doesn’t scale so playing at high resolution makes me have to squint to read. Diablo 2, while graphically inferior, is a much smoother game experience. I’ll have to install Painkiller tonight.
“So understand,
don’t waste your time always
searching for those wasted years.
Face up… make your stand,
and realise youre living in the golden years.”
What an awesome concert. m/ !!!!
Okay Rhetrro you’ve convinced me to break the shrink wrap on my copy of Diablo 2.
Cool Van.
Do you have the Lord of Destruction expansion for it? If so, go ahead and install it as well as it ups the resolution from 640×480 to 800×600 as well as a few game play upgrades. 🙂
The dude with hands on his hip=teh_gayest!!
riight…
ASM: The Chicago Dragons are in our pool for the Bingham Cup. They shall be destroyed.
“I screamed aloud to the old man
I said dont lie dont say you dont know
I say you pay for your mischief
In this world or the next
Oh and then he fixed me with a freezing glance
And the hellfires raged in his eyes
He said do you wanna know the truth son
Ill tell you the truth
Your souls gonna burn in a lake of fire”
Did you listen to the Escapist’s review of Painkiller Rhettro?
“It’s got a gun that shots shuriken and lightning!”
Yep. LOL
But beyond that I did play both demoes when they came out and I like them, just didn’t feel like spending $50 at the time. But for $4.50 you can really go wrong.
Bargain Bin madness. LOL
That was a great review.
That seems to be the way I’ve been buying most of my games for my PC lately.
Yes it was a good review, many times his reviews are better than the games themselves. LOL
The Gold Edition of Painkiller (which includes the expansion pack) is available on Steam for 10 bucks…if you can’t find it in the bargain basement.
Although it was $4.50 on sale and in stock. LOL Shipping was $4.95 though so I was closer to $10 out of pocket. The game doesn’t need a manual so the Steam route is a good one.
JFS – I am very afraid of your Rugby players … on sooooo many levels.
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big big love
“Oh he was locked inside a room without a door
His innocence he suffered for
In a world of black and white, they were wrong and he was right
Just looking for a clue, it’s a nightmare come true
He’s going underground to track that danger down
Oh Billy, hey why you got that gun? “
They are a great group of guys, JOe, only a couple are even slightly creepy, but that doesn’t last in our club. The rest are just fun. Most you wouldn’t really be able to tell they were gay unless you were paying attention.
Southlandapalooza isn’t next week is it? I started on my analysis at work this morning and forgot to take it with me… 🙁
ditto, did you just quote Def Leppard lyrics??
Kool-Aid
Kool-Aid
Kool-Aid
Kool-Aaaaaaid for love.
I might have. 🙂
Hmm, have we picked up a few more WI refugees?
I will contribute something for slandapalooza. After that experience, I’ve earned it. Just not quite sure what to say that would be clean enough for a Deadpan episode 🙂
Currently playing: Hitori no Tame no Lullaby — Pearl Kyoudai
Clean? We don’t worry about no *bleep* f-bombs here!
These pipes are cleeeeaaaaannnnn!!!
TMI !!!
Nothing wrong with clean pipes.
I heart clean pipes.
Good Housekeeping
JFS – oh, the gay thing is ok … but they are Rugbyplayers *shudders*
😉
Prostaint?
JOe: LOL
Rhettro: EW
TMI?
TMNT?
TM Prostaint!
LOL
Kowabunga! TMTMNT!
What are you guys doing this weekend?
Buy more crackers! We all need more crackers in the world!
1. Cleaning house, my folks are coming to visit in a couple of weeks and I need to clean up that landfill in the kids’ rooms.
2. Out side I have a ton of tree limbs than need to be cut and bagged.
3. Lots of laundry, probably start that tonight.
4. And if I can get all that done there’s some carpets that need to be steam cleaned.
5. Hopefully there will be sometime left over for swimming, guitar playing, computer game playing and participating in the Dwaynapolosa.
Currently playing: Maladjusted — Morrissey
This weekend? Some housework, groceries, getting ready for a business trip, and going to a wine & cheese party on Sunday.
And, of course… BEER!
Talk to geesquared, ditto, he has crackers to go w/ the cheese.
Rhettro, you should really calm down and not be so wild.
1. Power wash the deck.
2. Re-stain deck.
3. Complete gravel path from deck to backside of garage.
4. Oil change for the Jeep.
5. Fire up the Camaro and give it a car wash.
6. Pour some concrete on the cracked garage slab.
7. Miscellany duties that the wife has on the list.
So they keep telling me. 😉
Cheeeeese!!!!
Wine!!!!
Beer!!!!
And CRACKERS!!!!
Buy more Crackers!!!!
“I’m just crackers about cheese.”
There’s a thought there to be developed………………
Cheese and wine are pleasant nouns, but kind of unpleasant verbs…….
hmmmmmmm *rubs goatee*
Wensleydale?
Unpleasant unless someone shouts, “Cheese!”
Then everyone smiles.
Goatees are fine just don’t rub the goa… eh, nevermind.
I guess I need to retract my statement about it being an unpleasant noun.
You guys are too funny.
See, I knew something was missing.
So what are your weekend plans EssBee? Doing anything fun?
Well no wonder! I guess that’ll be an article to pass along then. LOL
Have a great weekend Deadpanners!
Have a good weekend Gil. When is Patman suppose to be back in the States?
My mother is coming to visit, so we’re going to go crazy. Indy IV in the morning, flower shopping in the afternoon.
Tonight: whatever mom wants for dinner and 3:10 to Yuma on DVD. And beer.
Patman returns on the 18th of June.
*knocking on wood*
Derek is back today so half of the team has returned. Have fun cleaning Rhettro!
Awesome! You’ll have to fill us in on your thought of Indy 4.
Later, gee!
That’s a nice combo…mum, dinner, 3:10 to Yuma and a beer!
Hrm…
Mum over for dinner…
3:10 to Yuma
and a beer.
Works pretty well to the tune of “10 Days oh Xmas”.
C’ya EssBee! 🙂
So Big D, Derek not Diablo, has returned! Cool. 18th of June, so not much longer. We will all have to get online for some Diablo 2 action soon after that. 🙂
Oh my gawd a Wallace and Gromit reference.
W&G saved the makes of Wensleydale cheese.
makers even
As for the weekend, I’m not working so will be taking it easy.
Watching Southland Tales will happen at some point.
As a Yank, I can’t say I’ve ever tried Wensleydale, but because of W&G, I want to. 🙂
“Would you come and share
My cross, my pain, my heartbroken nature
For this burden is too heavy to bear
Too troublesome for one man to handle
Since my darkness swallowed
The last gleam of light
I’ve been rambling in the shadows
Hour after hour in the dark
They who never got sorrow,
Grinding grief in their hearts
Never lost a thing,
Never had a thing
They who never witnessed beauty,
That flamed even the all-encompassing night
Never lost a thing,
Never had a thing
Now these bitter tears run ceaseless,
And drown my hope far too deep
It must’ve been the day we parted
When I trapped this sadness in me
Since my darkness swallowed
The last gleam of light
I’ve been clothed in mourning,
Wearing sorrow day and night”
*headcheese*
First Drink of the Day!
…is a Jackman’s American Pale Ale from Left Hand Brewing in Longmont, CO
Boulevard Double-Wide IPA
Yum
Funny, I thought “Wensleydale” was a Monty Python reference. It is a cheese shop after all.
I followed it with a local brew- Schell’s Dark
Ed, Wensleydale kept reminding me of Dinnnnnnsdale from Monty Python.
Ya know – I spotted an IPA called Jackamo. No shit. If only I liked IPAs.
Weird.
I thought “Wensleydale” was what someone was calling Jack when he was in his goatee stroking, thoughtful mode.
I pictured him also with a pipe and a Jacket with some sort of insignia on it.
Never knew there were ffour different types..zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Morning, Pan.
JB: Jackmans is made about 7 minutes from my house. It’s my favorite!
Jack: I’ll drink that Jackamo for ya.
I just got the Left Hand Brewery Newsletter. If anyone likes that kind of thing, I’m happy to forward it on by email.
Good Morning!
Today’s quest is for sandboxes. We’re a little late, so we know not where we shall find them.
DAMN YOU STUDIO FOGLIO !!!
*shakes tiny fist at sky*
since Cheyenne Wright brought Girl Genius to our attention the other day, I find that I am spending an inappropriate amount of time reading this on-line comic. Time that I SHOULD be using to do things like my SLandapolooza submission.
Wait … maybe it’s really Cheyenne’s fault!
YOU!!!!!! *shakes tiny fists in air again and looses all ability to form coherent thoughts*
Just be wary, JB. If there are cats in your area, then Sandboxes = Litterboxes = ringworms.
Make sure you get one with a cover and keep it closed when not in use.
If you guys aren’t listening to WNDRwolf’s show, you’re definitely missing out. The last couple of episodes have been podcast author interviews and they have been good.
And, on that topic, some other recommendations:
WNDR’s most recent interview was with Trucker Overdrive aka Jack Jaffee. I started listening to 12 volt theater and I’m about halfway caught up. Jaffee is a sick, twisted mind, but still a compelling listen. Definitely something different.
The one before that was with Phillipa “Pip” Ballentine and her new podiobook “Chasing the Bard”. I started listening to that after hearing her voice work on Tee Morris’ “Moravi Remastered”. Bard is an alternative history/fantasy about Shakespeare’s life and it’s relation to supernatural beings from another place called the Fey. That story is currently running and about 11 episodes along.
As I posted to WNDRwolf, I listen to a lot of podcasts and I don’t go searching for new ones on Podcast Alley or Itunes anymore. The way I pick up new ones is via interesting promos or friends recommendations. And, quite frankly, I give priority to podcasters who are part of the Deadpan community when I look for new shows. No promise that I’ll stay if it’s not my cup of tea, but I will make an effort to check their shows out.
Dubshack has also proven entertaining with the Farpoint Recap. Though, listen to episode 8 at the risk of your own sanity. Dubshack barely escaped with his life after I listened to it.
So we were at Target looking for the plastic sandboxes that look like a turtle. We wandered past the electronics department and there just happened to be 3 Wiis in stock. We’ve had Target Giftcards stockpiled for just such an event, so we bought one, plus the 9 extra games/i more controller pack.
We do plan to have a covered sandbox of some sort, Ed, but the foxes, posssible coyotes as well as large owls and eagles in the vicinity mean that our neighbors leave the cats in “non-roaming” mode. We’ve even seen a few tracks which look like they are probably bobcat. (Large toepads, no claw points)
I second Ed’s recommandation of WNDR radio. Haven’t made it to 12volt or Moravi yet but have every intention to do so.
So tonight I saw the new De Palma movie ‘RedActed’.
Harrowing in places (especially the rape scene), but an interesting experience.
I see from the wiki entry it’s got the right wingers gunning for the director.
“Poking at the dragon.”
So this was fun. I just got a call from a campaign worker for a woman running on the Republican ticket for congress. Me? I’m an independent but this woman is almost a cliche’ of EVERYTHING the democrats accuse Republicans of being. All her campaign stuff screams of horror and danger and gives no indication of what she would do about any of this other then “fight for you in Washington”. Great.
Even her smear ads against other Republicans or so stereotyped as to be funny to the trained observer (Lot’s of newspaper clippings with the words “scandal” and “lobbyist” and such highlighted and then the article on the top of the pile is about her opponent.
IT has nothing to do with scandal but at a glance you’d think this guy was involved in lots of scandal. Then you look close at the other articles and see they have nothing to do with this guy. Nice.
Of course, running from the faaaaaar right – this woman is all about telling you what YOUR family values are and how she wants to go to Washington to enforce them on you.
So when I get this call a few minutes ago, I just couldn’t resist trying to “Out far right” the “Far right politician.”
I let the young female campaign worker go through her song and dance and when she gets to the end and starts talking about protecting my TRADITIONAL family values I spoke up –
Me “Traditional Family Values?”
her “Yes, she will fight for them.”
Me “If she truly believes in traditional family values … then why isn’t she at home raising a family instead of running of to Washington to play with the politicians?”
Her “(pause)(stammer) Well, I guess that’s what she’s into.”
Me (trying not to laugh) “What she’s INTO! When did THAT become a traditional family value! Good day to you mam.)
*click*
I really wanted to lay it on thick and heavy, try to sound like Thurston Howl and make some mention about “Running around having cocktails and wearing pants-suits”! but I’m not very good at torturing random strangers for a joke.
Still … hehehe “I guess that’s what she’s into.” hehehehe
(Disclaimer)
For those new here at the Deadpan Bar … I have no problems with a woman running for a political office.
I do have issues with those who wish to tell me what MY family values are.
(/Disclaimer)
I think I’m about to cause a big family fallout by refusing to be a poll bearer.
(… some amount of alcohual later)
I think that the world would be a lot better off if who ever the US President was (be that male or female) they got laid on a regular basis! I think there needs to be a law.
Now … of off to trim the hedges (NO, that isn’t a euphamism! I just wish it was.)
Ed from Texas Says:
May 31st, 2008 at 7:31 am
TANGENT:
If you guys aren’t listening to WNDRwolf’s show, you’re definitely missing out. The last couple of episodes have been podcast author interviews and they have been good.
And, on that topic, some other recommendations:
WNDR’s most recent interview was with Trucker Overdrive aka Jack Jaffee. I started listening to 12 volt theater and I’m about halfway caught up. Jaffee is a sick, twisted mind, but still a compelling listen. Definitely something different.
thanks Ed. I am in Laredo, TX as i send this out. That made my day.
WNDRwolf’s show was I lot of fun!!! He a cool guy.
Alright, I’m still not getting a twitter account, but this is pretty cool for those of you who do:
NASA is using twitter to post updates from the Mars Phoenix probe.
kthxbai
Justa JOe, that was awesome!
In other news, I got tackled today and woke up on the ground with people around me saying my name. Totally lame.
Morning Pan!
Jeremy – for some reason the image that popped into my head was the Peanuts cartoon where Charlie Brown is playing baseball, throws a pitch, and the ball comes screaming back by him, flipping him in the air and knocking his shoes and socks off.
Was one of the people standing around you a really sarcastic girl with dark hair who made smarmy comments about you being a block head?
Was there a Beagle and another player that always seems to have a security blanker with him?
Good Grief!
Ed – that almost DOES make me want to sign up for Twitter. Naaaa. I’ll just keep visiting that link. I am geh for SCIENCE!!!!
(Good heavens Miss Yakamoto, you’re beautifull !!)
Now, off to find coffee.
Today’s agenda – write and record SLandapolooza material. Watch race at Dover!
I heard about the Mars twitter account on Christiane podcast.. I am now getting more news from fiction pod cast than anywhere else.
Morning Pan! Here it is a beautiful sunny day, and I’m stuck at my desk because its month end. 🙁
A Magnus Pyke quote…whatever next.
Raining here TEB, I can hear the rainwater dripping off my windowsill.
We had rain most of the week, Van. Of course it’s nice and sunny on the weekend – when I can’t go out and enjoy it.
In Mass Effect news. I haven’t been able to play it much because it CRASHES AT ALMOST EVERY CUT SCENE!!!
I went on the forums and it seems almost everybody else is having the same problem. I guess I’ll just have to wait until EA comes out with a patch. *sigh*
Don’t you just love paying to be a Beta tester?
Update. I don’t think I have a concussion, but my head hurts. Kerry isdrawing on my arm and will tattoo it when done.
Didn’t write my SLandapolooza report. I’m a bad man. I also slept through half the race.
A real snoozer.
Went to see Indy4 tonight.
It was okay. IMHO though, It lost all it’s steam before the ending.
Also, I’m willing to suspend my disbelief about a lot of things if you’ll keep things moving along, keep me distracted. If you give me time to sit around and think about how improbable that last scene was though … you loose me.
All in all, about on par with National Treasure. Not as fun or good as Iron Man.
I’d rate it a “Matinee” film. – Not worth seeing at full price but the action scenes are probably better scene on the big screen instead of dvd.
Greetings from the early morning in Texas. Couldn’t sleep, so I finished reading “Watchmen”.
Wow! That was an amazing piece of work. How can anybody possibly hope to pull of a movie about this?
Engage cynic mode-
They probably won’t pull the movie off for fans of the graphic novel, but that maybe irrelevant to people who have never read the GN.
-Disengage cynic mode
I see somebody is claiming the ending to Indy 4 is a ripoff of the ending to the point and click adventure ‘Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis’.
Although I bought the game years ago, I never got round to finishing it.
Apart from the collasping city, they aren’t very similar.
Off on a business trip. May not post much. Have fun, deadpanites.
JackJaffe: Yes I am the same way.
Thanks JustaJoe for the Movie Review.
The start of another week Bleh
Morning, Pan!
Travel safe, ditto.
I agree with your take on Indy, JOe. I’m glad I saw the first show and didn’t pay full-price for the ticket. I liked it okay. Iron Man was so much better.
Morning Pan!
A wet and gloomy day here in Calgary.
Van, I played that game! It was fun.
I just caught JustaJoe’s post about the Republican call and about shot my breakfast bar out my nose.
For those of you who didn’t manage to get in submissions, I’m not gonna say don’t worry, but I managed to get mine in at the expense of getting my own podcast out… It was only a partial analysis but it clocked in at half an hour.
Somehow I suspect I’m going to get labeled “The Guy that Killed the Palooza.” Which I guess if that becomes my AKA name, that might be all right.
Well there is always the next film.
The weekend went off just as I predicted it would with 80% of my time on home mantenance.
1. Installed hook in ceiling to hang light fixture. Check.
2. Mopped all tile floors, cleaned all grout in tile floors, reseal all grout in tile floors. Check
3. Cut up pile of dead tree limbs with chainsaw. Put said limbs into trash bags. Check.
4. Watch Southland Tales. Uncheck.
Still in the throws of the massive house cleaning prior to my folks visit next week. I’ll try and give Southland Tales a view tonight or tomorrow and possibly a few words as well. I did manage to finally watch the Cloverfield DVD that we had lying around. I liked it fine. I would rate it about the same as The Mist. Cloverfield slightly missed it’s hype level as where The Mist slightly exceeded it’s hype.
Crunch time. Leaving to Ireland on Saturday….should prolly stay away from ‘Pan until I know my work is done…
*turns off internets*
I wonder if they sell Lucky Charms in Ireland? Have fun Jeremy.
“Can I play with madness?”
Okay, back to work. L8r Pan.
Rhettro, I agree with you about Cloverfield. I thought it was okay, and that the monster was cool. The acting was B.A.D., though.
So that’s Jeremy and Ditto going on travel. EssBee just got back … anyone else?
Tweet – finished writing my SLandapolooza report. Now, let’s see if I can get it edited down into something that won’t make Dubshack’s entry feel like a welcome relief! 😉
Can’t wait to hear it, JOe! Dubshack, looking forward to yours as well — hopefully you enlighten on the physics in the movie!
OK- mucho catching up to do…. w00t WNDRWolf is here!
Bummer about Bo Diddley, though. The roster of important bluesmen continues to shrink. . . .
I’ll have to mutli-task work and getting caught up.
And oh, can I get a *headesk*?
I think my comment on ST will be very short, there was very little about the movie I liked.
Oh and I’m going to subscribe to the RSS feed of Wander Radio, I enjoyed the last two interviews as well.
Thank you Van.
July is a Special Treat.
The Sonic Society is coming!!!
I keep forgetting to say that I really loved the Rich YouTube Comments
“This is the gayest fookin’ thing I ever wasted 3 minutes on. Anyone who likes it is a homo.”
THAT is funny.
Okay, who is the Homo neanderthalensis in the deadpan community, come on own up now…
*googling neanderthalensis*
. . .
*impressed with Van*
Neanderthalensis —- THAT will be the band name. Or at least the title of the first album.
Thanks Ess 🙂 Those weren’t actual Youtube comments and commenters, but they might as well have been.
cough
wikipedea
cough
Jack, you made up “I want to fuck Rachel Dratch”? Okay, THAT is hilarious.
As a matter of fact, can that be my AKA?
Once I start writting I really like it. I just need to start.
Okay, one tiny, really tiny, jokey bit of Slandapalooza content in to Jack.
If that was all I did it would be a tremendous copout, so I better do a bit more tomorrow.
But for now collapsing in bed sounds better.
Oh, did send my final draft of my BBtL script to Tabz today, so that’s something…
S1 of BBtL was good, looking forward to S2.
Fewer commentaries would be nice, but I suspect I’m in the minority on that one.
Morning, Pan. I came home from work yesterday and pretty much crashed for a good 11 hours. Which means TONIGHT I will record my palooza comments. There is no tomorrow….Jack’s gotta have some time to put the show together 🙂
Rain, rain, and more rain.
My shoes are soggy and I really need to get a decent pair of boots for the summer…
Off to work, but at least it’s stopped raining.
mp3 player died….
That is not the worst part…
My 2 works in progress were on it…
I do believe I am going to go on a rampage.
Morning, Pan.
Sorry about the mp3 player, WNDRWolf! Holy shit, is that bad news. I’m stepping out of the way.
I am hoping it can be saved tonight…I do put it through its paces…It has worked pretty hard for 2 years admittedly…
I feel your pain Wolf. My newer MP3 player got washed and about two months later I dropped my older one on our tile floor and broke the battery cover off of it. =P It’s experiences like that, that make me not want to spend over $150 on a player.
Both of my fingers are crossed!
OUCH!
I think WNDR gets to use the “slamsdoorshutonhead* in this case.
That so sucks. I used to be real good about backing up my “works in progress”. Used to be. I guess I need to get back into that habbit.
Recorded my SLandapolooza this morning. Now I shall go oversee the hundreds of craftsmen who are lovingly handcrafting each and every bit into an aural file for you, the discerning Deadpan listener. Because we know that you could go anywhere to get your Deadpan … but you choose to shop HERE!
Thanks everyone for your sympathies…
Well the worst part is it has 2 interviews that are recorded on it.
Although I can not listen to my stories/music shows at work now.
Thinking about hijacking the son 1 gb….Man that would be cruel.
Essbee you only have 2 fingers???
Ha! I have several fingers. I’m now crossing ALL of them.
I killed my mp3 player about 4 months ago and got a 80G iPod classic, which I would recommend if you’ve got a few hundred clams to spend.
I meant to say yesterday too WNDRWolf, that I subscribed to Wander Radio after hearing your Chris Lester interview. Van’s recommendation yesterday would have also gotten me to subscribe. Love it!
Essbee thank you.
There is a Jack Mangan treat on the Wander Radio Website. Episode 7 is the directors cut of Jack’s story “16 Pieces at a Time” go check it out at http://wanderradio.com/?p=5
crap it has been 2 years Jack – When is that sequal going to come out?
Apparently everyone is in morning for my mp3 player… No worries it will work out…really…
“16 Pieces at a Time†was great…. now all we need is Peter Gabriel to make it into a concept album
No, I don’t subscribe to any podcasts, but I occasionally download and listen.
Wander Radio is always one of the most consistently entertaining.
TANGENT
How about that Petr Sykora??
I think I’m wearing out the M2 card in my phone. I keep hearing snippets of old podcasts as I listen to current podcasts…haunted by the ghosts of podcasts past.
I had to google Petr Sykora.
Don’t you miss the USA v USSR punchups in the Winter Olympic Ice Hockey matches?
I mean I don’t miss MAD, but the punchups were entertaining.
Although I suppose MAD has never went away.
It just hides in the shadows and snickers at people who think nuclear war won’t happen.
or can’t happen I mean.
That cup of cocoa is looking mighty fine, night mush.
I don’t think I’ll have time to view and submit content for the Southland Pan. Maybe I’ll have something for the following Unshow. Just to much going on during my off hours. *grumble*
Vanamonde not much you can got a about nuclear war one way other the other. You can get bomb shelter… but I don’t want to live after that war. I haven seen the movies. The only one that lives is the thin chick with the butch hair cut or jew hater with a dog and kick ass car.
And the zombies, of course.
Van- The BBtL commentaries did sometimes get repetitive, but it was either them or a week without content, given the production schedule…
Alright, my Southland Tales comments are on their way through the tubes. Now, it is time to retire.
G’nite, mush.
As are mine … wouldn’t it be great if the comments ran into each other in the pipes and you got your chocolate in my peanut butter?
goodnight pan
goodnight mush
goodnight apocalypse
‘chocolate in my peanut butter’ that isn’t a euphemism for something else jj?
cough
Morning Pan, the Sun is shining and looks like it will be a beautiful day.
The PS3 uses more power than a medium size fridge even in standby mode.
Switch that sucker off (by the wall) when not in use.
The 360 is almost as bad.
I heard that on the buzz out loud podcast yesterday.
“Arthur, is this a warm moment….or should be we disturbed?”
–The Tick
No commentary, but I did create actual content Jack can use for Slandapalooza last night.
Morning, Pan!
Got a sort of scary Dr’s appointment this morning, and then working at home this afternoon. That is a bad news/good news thing for me! Dr. = boo. Not being at the Evil Empire today = yay!
Back later.
Oh, and I sent a little SLandapalooza content in last week!
Morning Deadpan!
Another gloomy, rainy day.
Must sneak out and have breakfast with my Boo.
I want to hypnotize you baby
On the telephone
So many times I called your house
Just to hear the tone
And though I knew you were’t home
I didn’t mind so much ’cause I’m so alone
I want to hypnotize you baby
On the telephone
I want to spin my little watch
Right before your eyes
You’re the kind of girl a guy like me
Could hypnotize
And if this comes as a surprise
Just think of all those guys
Who would tell you lies
I want to spin my little watch
Right before your eyes
I want to hold your little hand
If I can be so bold
And be your right hand man
’til your hands get old
And then when all the feeling’s gone
Just decide if you want to keep holding on
I want to hold your little hand
If I can be so bold
If I can be so bold
If I can be so bold
Had a nice brekkie. Also went to Staples, but unfortunately they did not have a chill pad for my laptop. Will have to go elsewhere later today.
The MP3 Player update…
mp3 player turns on when not attached to computer…
When attached to computer totally frags out…
Computer and mp3 player not playing nice together…
hmmm….I can get the audio off of it – but not the scripts….
More surgery later.
Politics aside, I thought I’d bring this up.
On August 28th, 1963 Martin Luther King Jr. stood on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial and delivered what is most commonly refered to as the “I have a dream” speech. In it he said “It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment… Nineteen sixty-three is not an end, but a beginning…”
On August 28th, 2008 a major political party for the first time ever will nominate an African American man as their candidate for President of the United States.
45 years to the day. What I’m curious about is whether this country missed the “urgency of the moment” and took 45 years to figure it out, or if we’ve really come a long way in what could possibly be considered a very short amount of time.
Either way, it gives me the chills knowing it will be 45 years TO THE DAY. And it wasn’t even planned. Talk about crazy timing.
EssBee, I hope for the best at your scary doctors appointment!
Thanks, Jack!
My pick, Kathleen Sebelius. She would be good for the women’s vote and has a better chance of picking up disaffected Republicans than Hilary as VP.
Oh, and best wishes as well Essbee.
Let me throw my good karma your way as well EssBee!
You guys are nice — thanks! I think I’m okay. Your good wishes are much appreciated!
I wish Obama would put Edwards on the ticket, but think it’s going to be Richardson.
Glad things worked out ok Ess Bee.
I have to go to a funeral this week, depressingly (if not unexpected), some members of the family were quick to pick over the departed’s worldly goods.
A good advert for making a will.
Thanks to Jack for the headsup, you were correct in thinking I wasn’t keeping count.
Just ignore that space between the E and B words.
You don’t say what type of computer you are running WNDRWolf, but if it’s a PC, you may want to give Knoppix a try:
Boot from the disk and let the livecd run, then connect your MP3 player and see if Knoppix sees the MP3 player. You might be able to get the files off that way.
Baaaaaa is right, Van. I just went to the coffee shop where everyone knows my name for my fix. There is a trail worn in the pavement, I go there so often.
Interestly, I’ve been trying to expand my knowledge of eateries close to my office so I don’t fall into the Quiznos/Jack in the Box rut. By way of Google maps, I discovered Spinato’s Pizza. It supposed to be one of the best pizza places in Phoenix. And I while I can’t say if that is true or not, I can say it was the best pizza I’ve had since moving to Phoenix almost four years ago. 🙂
Do you like Phoenix, Rhettro? My brother – who is crazy, but that’s another story – moved to Chandler about 4 years ago and really likes it.
I really do like Phoenix. 🙂
I moved from Kansas City to Phoenix so that’s my basis of comparison.
The Pros of living in PHX compaired to KC would be: Longer stretches of good weather, less humity, less biting insects.
The Cons would be: The two weeks of plus 114 F weather. Greater congestion and no Boulevard beer. LOL
they keep sending me back to Texas… it’s nice and all but… Hell I love it out there. I get to park any where. This time it’s El Paso!
The really important question about Phoenix is:
How big are the spiders?
Benson, Arizona – from Dark Star
A million suns shine down
But I see only one
When I think I’m over you
I find I’ve just begun
The years move faster than the days
There’s no warmth in the light
How I miss those desert skies
Your cool touch in the night
Benson, Arizona, blew warm wind through your hair
My body flies the galaxy, my heart longs to be there
Benson, Arizona, the same stars in the sky
But they seemed so much kinder when we watched them, you and I
Now the years pull us apart
I’m young and now you’re old
But you’re still in my heart
And the memory won’t grow cold
I dream of times and spaces
I left far behind
Where we spent our last few days
Benson’s on my mind
Benson, Arizona, blew warm wind through your hair
My body flies the galaxy, my heart longs to be there
Benson, Arizona, the same stars in the sky
But they seemed so much kinder when we watched them, you and I
The answer Van is, not very. LOL Especially compared to KC. 😉
I remember when I lived in Kansas City and I had an exterior mailbox. I went to retrieve the mail, opened the door and saw one of these sitting on top of my letters.
Not sure about Linpus Linux though, I’m getting used to Mandriva,
Even my henchmen think I’m crazy/I’m not surprised that you agree
I feel I have missed an important piece of information.
Maybe DP needs a mono filter.
Night Mush.
Hey I do remember Arby’s not have the french dip sandwich for short time. I got to mad I wanted to yell in the teenager face.
I was more mad the the teen didn’t understand the diference.
how do you play the greasy jellbeans game? can I just guess right now or do I email it in?
I guess 526
You have to email it in on the Monday before Jack. (other Jack)
thank you Hermine
That must be the Americun spellin 🙂
Damn, it’s a good thing I make a good wage. Just had to shell out close to six grand to replace a large chunk of my home A/C system.
And this is Texas, A/C is not optional.
Ouch
Interesting note on the tickling thing.
Saw a science show on PBS that talked about the physiology of “tickling” and they had a neat experiment that showed how tickling is linked to NOT being in control and therefor you couldn’t tickle yourself.
They had the test subject sit in a chair with a special robotic hand that touched their side.
The hand was controlled by a remote glove. A hidden observer wore the glove and would move the fingers to tickle the subject. However … when the subject was given the same remote glove to wear and manipulated the exact same robotic hand it didn’t tickle.
Remote tickling, now THAT’S science baby!
Must be a branch of the teledildonics research.
calling GJB at 432 this week. Early I know – sorry – but hey, I can maybe be done early tonight.
Yes, oh sleepy overlord…
Yeah Wings! 🙂
Heh.
I am the Insomnia King, I can do anything!
Except sleep properly.
And of course, Audacity chooses tonight to go nuts. Must. . . . .not. . . . kill. . . .
Sapphire!
and Steel.
Morning Pan, new carpet arrives today, frantic movement of furniture and unplugging of electrical equipment is about to commence.
w00t for the new carpet, Van!
I have no clue why I am still awake.
I have no clue why I am still awake….
Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that!
no sorry WP
OK fine WP.
You suck.
Currently listening to:
Turning Japanese-The Vapours
I have no idea why I’m awake at this hour.
Oh, yeah…..work.
Morning, morning!
Ten pin!
Morning Pan
Our younger daughter turns 20 today – God do I feel old.
Congrats, TEB! That is an accomplishment!
ok, this is just bizarre
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/222607.html
The ripples that are caused when feathers get ruffled… Interesting.
Today is the last day of
*headdesk*
Mehning
I just dropped my cell phone (flipphone) and broke the door off of it.
*headthroughwindow*
That’s OK TEB. You’ll always be a MILD* to us ! 🙂
*(Mom I’d like to Deadpan)
thanks, J0e.
Mass Effect for PC comes out today!
TEB you are only as old as the man you feel.
Of course if Mr TEB is considerably older than you….
Sod the facial wrinkles, it’s your hands that truly reveal your age.
Veins, oh so think veins…
cough
thick even
doh!
Luckily,my husband and I aren’t that old (1967 do the math), I just had my daughter when I was young. And, at the risk of sounding vane, I don’t look my age. I was at the office the other day, we had a young visitor who thought I was closer to his age (28), that felt nice.
As old as who I feel hmmm…. the next door neighbour is really cute…
I wonder if my husband would approve?
So next week Lego Indiana Jones is released, according to IGN.com June 3rd in the US, June 6th in the UK.
From the previews looks like this one will be fun.
Ah but did the young vistor have a close look at the back of your hands TEB?
I will now go into hiding.
I think Van is digging himself a deeeep hole.
On the bright side – perhaps he shalls strike oil!
😉
Better to be behind the Mike than in front. LOL
Why am I still asleep and posting to the internet at work?
Van, *ignoring vein comment* while I enjoyed Lego Star Wars I did have issues with the way it was ported over to the PC. I didn’t like the way you had to complete the level before you could save it. If I wanted a console, I would have bought a console version. I hope they change this feature in Indiana Jones
I did like the humour, in Lego Star Wars, though.
My son is a big Lego Star Wars fan. He’s got 1 & 2 for the Game Cube. I pretty sure we’ll get Lego Indy, but I’m not sure for what platform, probably either Wii or 360.
I generally am not a console gaming person. We (meaning my daughter) has a Wii and a PS3 but I much prefer playing on a PC
Having no air conditioner in your car blows.
That is all.
I used to feel the same way TEB, till I got a flat screen LCD TV for my Xbox 360. Playing games is much nicer when you can lounge on a comfy chair.
Any spanish inquisition jokes will get the evil eye.
NO ONE EXPECTS THE COMFY CHAIR!
That is all.
I’ve had my PS3 for over a year now and apart from the games I bought when I got the console I’ve bought no boxed games for it.
Think MGS4 is going to break the dry spell.
/ Gives ditto the evil eye
cough
*basks in the glow of teh 3v1l*
Hopefully the rumoured 90 minute cut scene means 90 minutes in total for all cut scenes and not just one scene that last for 90 minutes (for MGS 4).
Waiting an hour and a half to actually to continue in the game would be taking the piss.
You have bought the ticket and you will take the ride.
That is all.
I couldn’t get into MGS games. I don’t do first person games as I get motion sickness. My husband likes them, though.
Depends on the game. Someone made a good analogy on one of the computer game forums I’m on. He said if a video game is more like a movie, with a lot of visual action and simple controls, then it lent itself to being on a console with a large television. If the game was more like reading a good book, with deep thinking, such as strategy games, it was better on the PC. And that’s sort of how I do my game buying. I’ll never buy another racing game for my PC, there’s no way I’ll buy StarCraft 2 for any of my consoles.
Due to a timing mishap, I won’t be able to watch “Southland Tales”. Suxors.
That is all.
we saw half of southland tales. I will probably watch the second half this weekend – without my husband, I can’t convince him to finish it.
I think I’m going to rent it from Amazon Unbox. There’s no way I’ll get it from Netflix in time. Not sure if I want to torture my wife with it or not. We both loved Donnie Darko, but if the movie touches on string theory, I doubt she’ll like it. LOL
Strategy games don’t usually need a monster of a PC to run smoothly though.
I’m watching ST over the weekend, I left it till the last minute in case I wanted to record a comment.
I only play console games anymore because it is cheaper in the long run.
That is all.
Sorry about the “No Southland tales for you!” ditto.
Rhett – make sure you brief your wife before viewing, although this is not meant to be taken as a drama. As it is in a contemporary setting and there is no laugh track … many mistake it as a “normal” movie. It aint!
RE: Amazon Unbox – this is the route I went (unbox to Tivo) and was quite pleased with the quality, can’t see driving to the video store ever again.
*puts on “helpful guy” hat*
ANyone planning to participate in SLandapalooza should send Jack a little e-mail saying so. I don’t know how much time he spends pre-planning his show but having a general idea of how much content to expect would surely help him out.
That is all.
I’m outta here – errunds and RUNCH!
Reading Deadpan Google Reader for the iPod Touch TFW!!!
ditto’s been captured in TEH_MOBILE!!
http://www.x-dezyn.com/temp/Photo%2080.jpg
I’ve been captured for posterity.
That is all.
Any movie that could be described as non-mainstream or experimental I warn Teresa about. So far we have enjoyed every experimental one we’ve watched. Fantastic Four 2 however gets a thumbs down from both of us. LOL
I really liked pi.
That is all.
I enjoy it when ditto says “That is all.”
That is all.
ditto is all that.
I think ditto is just showing his robot side… waiting for the day when he will be one of the overlords 🙂
ditto, did you get your audio stitched together?
That is all.
Pi was cool.
Maybe we can feed him a packet of fruit gums to glue up the works.
Nope, I have no time to take care of the audio.
That is all.
Today I’m in MASH mode since my whole life has been put into triage.
That is all.
A few Christmases ago, a cousin of mine who was probably 4 or 5 at the time said:
I. AM. A. ROBOT. I. LIKE. EGGNOG.
Robots like eggnog?
Lunch Time!
12:15 press return.
I like eggnog.
That is all.
Robots like eggcog. *groan*
*facepalm*
“Watch ditto star opposite of Anne Heche in the new hit sitcom, Men in Triage!”
CLEAR!
That is all.
Boulevard! Stat!
var _oRLY = {HAI:function(){return this.KTHXBYE(); },KTHXBYE:function(){ return this.HAI();},init:function(){ this.HAI()};_oRLY.init()?'YARLY':'NOWAI';
Taken from a sig at the design/code forum I hang out in.
cutez0rs.
Snuck out at lunch and bought Mass Effect. Unfortunately I won’t be able to play it until after supper. 🙁
I like cheese. And Mass Effect.
That is all.
There is a depressing statistic for men who eat cheese everyday.
They play Mass Effect? That’s not depressing. LOL
I plan on picking up Mass Effect for the 360 whenever the price drops.
As the e-mail moderator for World Fantasy, I get the strangest e-mails:
“would you be interested in any of these guests for your shows?
frank stallone, john wesley shipp, roger davis, daniel baldwin, stephen baldwin, dennis cole, heather meznies, kent mccord, tony bonner and yan birch and bill smith.
Janette
Janette Anderson Entertainment.
TALENT MANAGERS ASSOCIATION
PO BOX 3164
Burbank
CA 91508”
I wonder if any of them play Mass Effect?
Eat Cheese?
Eat cheese while playing Mass Effect?
Eat too much cheese? Have wine!
That is all.
Effect the masses while eating cheese?
Cheese the masses with effects?
Effect the cheese while eating the masses?
Ok, I have laundry to do…
Cheesy effects for the masses.
That is all.
Daniel Baldwin!
That is all.
That is all.
C’yall tomorrow. 🙂
Mass Camembert
Cheese Against the Machine
just popping in real quick to pickup my pants. I accidently rushed of without them earl !!!!HEY!!!!!! WHO FILLED MY PANTS WITH CHEESE ???????
Must of been the cheese gnome.
Under the pants gnome.
Mass Effect is fun.
Whenever I manage to get a copy, I play while eating a slice of cheddar and wearing no pants.
Underpants gnome?
Underpants Gnomes – Making people go Commando since 1997.
I saw that gnome under there. . . .
So how many people here are songwriters
Not the one with clogs on? going clip clipperty clop on the stairs..
Under where?
Jack is the only one I know of with certainty as a song writer. justa JOe seems to have some talent as well, but he hasn’t let on to his full ability.
Interesting question, Dub.
Anyone else here writing their own songs?
Systris: Welcome back! Good to have you here.
Rhettro said:
We both loved Donnie Darko, but if the movie touches on string theory, I doubt she’ll like it. LOL
FYI, Southland Tales features a high-tech form of energy production and distribution whose on-screen description kind of implies that it might be based on string theory. That part only lasted about a minute, though.
Plotonium, anyone?
Amy, actually Quantum Entanglement is a very real branch of quantum physics, primarily in the area of teleportation research. (I’m not shitting you, they can transport photons… thats about it so far)
String theory has to do with the missing mathematical gap between quantum physics and relativity and astrophysics.
I met a person that inspired a song, but I’m struggling with it because I’ve never written one before. That and I dunno if you could say I were yet capable of playing music on my guitar… I can show you A, D, E, Em, Dm, F, C… And maybe a couple others…
I would say, if you want to write a song, write it. Someday, I would like to write a song as well, but I want a stronger grasp of music theory first. I did find this link that you may find either very helpful or very flusterating.
http://tinyurl.com/jjkxc
Maybe Jack can teach you the way of the I-IV-V .
LOL
Dubshack
I-IV-V
You make my heart sing
I-IV-V
You make everything. . . . . groovy. . . .
I-IV-V
Oh, Dubshack
I-IV-V
(flute solo)
Yeah “Learn Music Theory” has been a real helpful step in most everything I’ve read, thats why I’m down to learning guitar from a For Dummies book.
Re: Song writing
The U.N. has requested I stop that.
Not out and out sanctions mind you but I think that may be the next step.
You’ve heard of “begin the beguine”?
Well, they’ve ask me to “refrain the refrain”.
*blows into mic*
testing. Testing. Hello? Is this thing on????
testing 1,2
Cheese, music, gnomes, pants.
groovy.
Dubshack: Yes, I heard about the ability to transport photons. Neat.
Tab correction:
I-I
Dubthing
IV-IV, V-V
IV-IV, I-I
You make my heart sing
IV-IV, V-V
IV-IV, I-I
You make everything. . . . . groovy. . . .
IV-IV, V-V
IV-IV, I-I
Oh, Dubshack
IV-IV, V-V
IV-IV, I-I
(flute solo)
… Please make a note of it. Goodnight, Mushpan.
Welcome to you last May Friday fo 2008. Use it wisely.
And get a note to the milkman… NO MORE CHEESE!
Morning Pan!
I think we may actually see the sun today 🙂
DON’T LOOK INTO THE SUN!!!!!
This has been a public service announcement.
Harpy Friday!!!!
Thanks for the warning, J0e 😀
This Friday will be the lead in to a very busy weekend…
…I hate month ends.
… other “ill-advised” activities.
– Playing with fire.
– Bathing with a plugged-in hair dryer
– Licking a cat.
– Sticking your penis in a light socket (sticking someone else’s penis in a light socket is still under review).
I am here for you guys.
… actually, I’m going to go take a shower – so technically, I am THERE for you.
Why shouldn’t you lick a cat?
Very helpful suggestions, JOe.
Morning TEB, morning JOe, morning geesquared!
Things to do today…
Baptize the cat.
Why would you stick your penis in a light socket? Or is that code for something else?
Morning EssBee, Morning WNDR, Morning gee… Morning John Boy…
Awww, Harvy Korman died
IN the news…
BERLIN – A young man’s creative marriage proposal apparently triggered several UFO reports in a small town in Germany.
Bavarian police say several people called this week to alert them of strange lights floating above the sleepy town of Plattling.
It turns out the lights were 50 paper lanterns sent aloft by a 29-year-old man proposing marriage to his girlfriend.
Neither the man or the 27 year old woman were identified. However, police report that the woman did say “Yes”.
-Calgary Sun
But did ET say yes?
Skowhegan, Main – If you’re in the market for a roomy brick – and – stone Victorian – complete with some pretty impressive security features – look no further.
The Somerset County Jail in downtown Skowhegan is for sale.
The price: US $200,000 with no extra charge for the razor-wire fencing.
the lockup, built in 1897, is scheduled to shut down later this year when a new 200-bed county jail opens.
Tonya Allen, a real estate broker, says a major feature is the building is situated int eh heart of downtown and has no zoning or permit-use restrictions.
– Calgary Sun
If I purchase a prison, can I use it for its intended purpose?
ET probably said, “Phone home” and if you purchase a prison wouldn’t you be a prisoner in your own home?
No I would invite guests over and NEVER LET THEM LEAVE *evil laugh*
“Welcome to the hotel Canada-a”
“Such a lovely place…” 🙂
I’m not quite dead yet.
Shuffle:
“Big Love” – Fleetwood Mac
“Don’t Kill” – Hamell On Trial
“Lag Tim” – Ani DiFranco
“On Your Honor” – Amy Ray
Currently playing: KEXP Song of the Day: Get It Together — Shake Some Action!
Friday! I think I have to agree with Dire Straights, they ought to pass a law banning Monday mornings and Friday afternoons.
Goodness me! Could this be Deadpan Disease?
Currently playing: I’ll Stick Around — Foo Fighters
Currently listening to: UB-40 “Can’t Help Falling In Love”
Oh wait, change, Maroon 5/Rihanna “If I Never See Your Face Again”
Don’t die, ditto!
Change again…Peter Gabriel “Sledgehammer”.
Alanis says, “Thank U”
Shuffle continues to be good to me today:
“Black Rain” – Ben Harper
“Nicotine” – Ani DiFranco”
“Trickle Down” – Ani DiFranco
“Moog Marmalade” – Galactic
geesquared: I love Alanis.
🙂
😀
So not much happening then?
Still good shuffles:
“Who is he, and What is he to you?” – Meshell Ndegeocello
“Doo Wop (That Thing)” – Lauren Hill
“Watermelon Man” – Poncho Sanchez
“You Famous?” – George Hrab
I have a question for you, Van.
The series Wire in the Blood – do you know what that title means? I don’t get it.
Not sure it means anything as such, it’s a quote from a TS Eliot poem.
Which the wiki entry claims was the title of a book th series was based on:
http://tinyurl.com/yv38ac
Aha! Eliot . . .
I wondered if maybe it was a British idiom that I wasn’t following.
A lot of the time a duck is just a duck.
Quack, quack..
Currently listenng to “Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia.”
Okay, not really, but I wish I was. LOL
Unless the duck is sitting and then it merely becomes a sitting duck.
Ell-i-otttt.
Phone home.
Currently playing: Little Fluffy Clouds (Orbital Dance Mix) — The Orb
One thing I learned in flight class is that *big* puffy clouds (BPCs) is teh b4d.
But they look so cute!
Little Fluffy Clouds
Little Fluffy Clouds
Little-litlit-little-litlit-l-little fluffy clouds.
Hey pan, check the campy “rugby card” poses I am working on:
http://www.x-dezyn.com/quake/Promo_Images/index.htm
Some are super gay, its funny.
Even if your IFR rated, big puffy clouds should be avoided.
Unless your Mario of course.
http://tinyurl.com/4m7jqm
Just to be sure we are on the same page, one of the gay ones is the guy with his hands on his hips?
SUPER gay, and awesome, JfS.
Alas, I am unable to see the images for some reason. *weeping*
I am about to make the most un-geeky, un-Deadpan comment ever seen at the pan:
*ahem*
OMG!! I have to go see the Sex and the City movie this weekend!!!!
Please resume Deadpan and continue as you were…
Jermy, those cards rule 🙂
bye pan
TSM: lmao 🙂
Jeremy, those cards are gay! But they are not geigh! Good job. 🙂
LOL
SATC.
Nice. You go Smarty! 😀
A cool app for iphone users:
http://tinyurl.com/67wcfs
There was a good version of R-Type on the PC Engine/Turbographix
Hey Gil,
Dungeon Siege 2 and it’s expansion came in the mail the other day. Got it for $17.50 and I also picked up Painkiller and it’s expansion for $4.50. I installed DS2 and patched it to version 2.2. It looks beatiful, my only complaint is that the text doesn’t scale so playing at high resolution makes me have to squint to read. Diablo 2, while graphically inferior, is a much smoother game experience. I’ll have to install Painkiller tonight.
“So understand,
don’t waste your time always
searching for those wasted years.
Face up… make your stand,
and realise youre living in the golden years.”
What an awesome concert. m/ !!!!
Okay Rhetrro you’ve convinced me to break the shrink wrap on my copy of Diablo 2.
Cool Van.
Do you have the Lord of Destruction expansion for it? If so, go ahead and install it as well as it ups the resolution from 640×480 to 800×600 as well as a few game play upgrades. 🙂
The dude with hands on his hip=teh_gayest!!
riight…
ASM: The Chicago Dragons are in our pool for the Bingham Cup. They shall be destroyed.
“I screamed aloud to the old man
I said dont lie dont say you dont know
I say you pay for your mischief
In this world or the next
Oh and then he fixed me with a freezing glance
And the hellfires raged in his eyes
He said do you wanna know the truth son
Ill tell you the truth
Your souls gonna burn in a lake of fire”
Did you listen to the Escapist’s review of Painkiller Rhettro?
“It’s got a gun that shots shuriken and lightning!”
Yep. LOL
But beyond that I did play both demoes when they came out and I like them, just didn’t feel like spending $50 at the time. But for $4.50 you can really go wrong.
Bargain Bin madness. LOL
That was a great review.
That seems to be the way I’ve been buying most of my games for my PC lately.
Yes it was a good review, many times his reviews are better than the games themselves. LOL
The Gold Edition of Painkiller (which includes the expansion pack) is available on Steam for 10 bucks…if you can’t find it in the bargain basement.
This was the version I got: http://tinyurl.com/54k7fh
Although it was $4.50 on sale and in stock. LOL Shipping was $4.95 though so I was closer to $10 out of pocket. The game doesn’t need a manual so the Steam route is a good one.
JFS – I am very afraid of your Rugby players … on sooooo many levels.
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big big love
“Oh he was locked inside a room without a door
His innocence he suffered for
In a world of black and white, they were wrong and he was right
Just looking for a clue, it’s a nightmare come true
He’s going underground to track that danger down
Oh Billy, hey why you got that gun? “
They are a great group of guys, JOe, only a couple are even slightly creepy, but that doesn’t last in our club. The rest are just fun. Most you wouldn’t really be able to tell they were gay unless you were paying attention.
Southlandapalooza isn’t next week is it? I started on my analysis at work this morning and forgot to take it with me… 🙁
ditto, did you just quote Def Leppard lyrics??
Kool-Aid
Kool-Aid
Kool-Aid
Kool-Aaaaaaid for love.
I might have. 🙂
Hmm, have we picked up a few more WI refugees?
I will contribute something for slandapalooza. After that experience, I’ve earned it. Just not quite sure what to say that would be clean enough for a Deadpan episode 🙂
Currently playing: Hitori no Tame no Lullaby — Pearl Kyoudai
Clean? We don’t worry about no *bleep* f-bombs here!
These pipes are cleeeeaaaaannnnn!!!
TMI !!!
Nothing wrong with clean pipes.
I heart clean pipes.
Good Housekeeping
JFS – oh, the gay thing is ok … but they are Rugbyplayers *shudders*
😉
Prostaint?
JOe: LOL
Rhettro: EW
TMI?
TMNT?
TM Prostaint!
LOL
Kowabunga! TMTMNT!
What are you guys doing this weekend?
Buy more crackers! We all need more crackers in the world!
1. Cleaning house, my folks are coming to visit in a couple of weeks and I need to clean up that landfill in the kids’ rooms.
2. Out side I have a ton of tree limbs than need to be cut and bagged.
3. Lots of laundry, probably start that tonight.
4. And if I can get all that done there’s some carpets that need to be steam cleaned.
5. Hopefully there will be sometime left over for swimming, guitar playing, computer game playing and participating in the Dwaynapolosa.
Currently playing: Maladjusted — Morrissey
This weekend? Some housework, groceries, getting ready for a business trip, and going to a wine & cheese party on Sunday.
And, of course… BEER!
Talk to geesquared, ditto, he has crackers to go w/ the cheese.
Rhettro, you should really calm down and not be so wild.
1. Power wash the deck.
2. Re-stain deck.
3. Complete gravel path from deck to backside of garage.
4. Oil change for the Jeep.
5. Fire up the Camaro and give it a car wash.
6. Pour some concrete on the cracked garage slab.
7. Miscellany duties that the wife has on the list.
So they keep telling me. 😉
Cheeeeese!!!!
Wine!!!!
Beer!!!!
And CRACKERS!!!!
Buy more Crackers!!!!
“I’m just crackers about cheese.”
There’s a thought there to be developed………………
Cheese and wine are pleasant nouns, but kind of unpleasant verbs…….
hmmmmmmm *rubs goatee*
Wensleydale?
Unpleasant unless someone shouts, “Cheese!”
Then everyone smiles.
Goatees are fine just don’t rub the goa… eh, nevermind.
Would spooge be the reverse?
Pleasant verb, unpleasant noun.
Why would your rub the goat?
Goats are for throwing, not rubbing.
Now why haven’t I heard about this before?
http://tinyurl.com/2v3woh
LOL
You are behind the times, Rhettro! 😉
I guess I need to retract my statement about it being an unpleasant noun.
You guys are too funny.
See, I knew something was missing.
So what are your weekend plans EssBee? Doing anything fun?
Well no wonder! I guess that’ll be an article to pass along then. LOL
Have a great weekend Deadpanners!
Have a good weekend Gil. When is Patman suppose to be back in the States?
My mother is coming to visit, so we’re going to go crazy. Indy IV in the morning, flower shopping in the afternoon.
Tonight: whatever mom wants for dinner and 3:10 to Yuma on DVD. And beer.
Patman returns on the 18th of June.
*knocking on wood*
Derek is back today so half of the team has returned. Have fun cleaning Rhettro!
Awesome! You’ll have to fill us in on your thought of Indy 4.
Later, gee!
That’s a nice combo…mum, dinner, 3:10 to Yuma and a beer!
Hrm…
Mum over for dinner…
3:10 to Yuma
and a beer.
Works pretty well to the tune of “10 Days oh Xmas”.
C’ya EssBee! 🙂
So Big D, Derek not Diablo, has returned! Cool. 18th of June, so not much longer. We will all have to get online for some Diablo 2 action soon after that. 🙂
Oh my gawd a Wallace and Gromit reference.
W&G saved the makes of Wensleydale cheese.
makers even
As for the weekend, I’m not working so will be taking it easy.
Watching Southland Tales will happen at some point.
As a Yank, I can’t say I’ve ever tried Wensleydale, but because of W&G, I want to. 🙂
“Would you come and share
My cross, my pain, my heartbroken nature
For this burden is too heavy to bear
Too troublesome for one man to handle
Since my darkness swallowed
The last gleam of light
I’ve been rambling in the shadows
Hour after hour in the dark
They who never got sorrow,
Grinding grief in their hearts
Never lost a thing,
Never had a thing
They who never witnessed beauty,
That flamed even the all-encompassing night
Never lost a thing,
Never had a thing
Now these bitter tears run ceaseless,
And drown my hope far too deep
It must’ve been the day we parted
When I trapped this sadness in me
Since my darkness swallowed
The last gleam of light
I’ve been clothed in mourning,
Wearing sorrow day and night”
*headcheese*
First Drink of the Day!
…is a Jackman’s American Pale Ale from Left Hand Brewing in Longmont, CO
Boulevard Double-Wide IPA
Yum
Funny, I thought “Wensleydale” was a Monty Python reference. It is a cheese shop after all.
I followed it with a local brew- Schell’s Dark
Ed, Wensleydale kept reminding me of Dinnnnnnsdale from Monty Python.
Ya know – I spotted an IPA called Jackamo. No shit. If only I liked IPAs.
Weird.
I thought “Wensleydale” was what someone was calling Jack when he was in his goatee stroking, thoughtful mode.
I pictured him also with a pipe and a Jacket with some sort of insignia on it.
… and I’m off.
Night mush.
http://tinyurl.com/create.php
for a bit of history on the W cheese.
I wasn’t aware there were four different types..zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
For some background on the W cheese:
http://tinyurl.com/ywvlul
Never knew there were ffour different types..zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Morning, Pan.
JB: Jackmans is made about 7 minutes from my house. It’s my favorite!
Jack: I’ll drink that Jackamo for ya.
I just got the Left Hand Brewery Newsletter. If anyone likes that kind of thing, I’m happy to forward it on by email.
Good Morning!
Today’s quest is for sandboxes. We’re a little late, so we know not where we shall find them.
DAMN YOU STUDIO FOGLIO !!!
*shakes tiny fist at sky*
since Cheyenne Wright brought Girl Genius to our attention the other day, I find that I am spending an inappropriate amount of time reading this on-line comic. Time that I SHOULD be using to do things like my SLandapolooza submission.
Wait … maybe it’s really Cheyenne’s fault!
YOU!!!!!! *shakes tiny fists in air again and looses all ability to form coherent thoughts*
Just be wary, JB. If there are cats in your area, then Sandboxes = Litterboxes = ringworms.
Make sure you get one with a cover and keep it closed when not in use.
The classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3KBuQHHKx0
TANGENT:
If you guys aren’t listening to WNDRwolf’s show, you’re definitely missing out. The last couple of episodes have been podcast author interviews and they have been good.
And, on that topic, some other recommendations:
WNDR’s most recent interview was with Trucker Overdrive aka Jack Jaffee. I started listening to 12 volt theater and I’m about halfway caught up. Jaffee is a sick, twisted mind, but still a compelling listen. Definitely something different.
The one before that was with Phillipa “Pip” Ballentine and her new podiobook “Chasing the Bard”. I started listening to that after hearing her voice work on Tee Morris’ “Moravi Remastered”. Bard is an alternative history/fantasy about Shakespeare’s life and it’s relation to supernatural beings from another place called the Fey. That story is currently running and about 11 episodes along.
As I posted to WNDRwolf, I listen to a lot of podcasts and I don’t go searching for new ones on Podcast Alley or Itunes anymore. The way I pick up new ones is via interesting promos or friends recommendations. And, quite frankly, I give priority to podcasters who are part of the Deadpan community when I look for new shows. No promise that I’ll stay if it’s not my cup of tea, but I will make an effort to check their shows out.
Dubshack has also proven entertaining with the Farpoint Recap. Though, listen to episode 8 at the risk of your own sanity. Dubshack barely escaped with his life after I listened to it.
Jackamo sounds too much like Jackanory:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv21CD1M-k4
So we were at Target looking for the plastic sandboxes that look like a turtle. We wandered past the electronics department and there just happened to be 3 Wiis in stock. We’ve had Target Giftcards stockpiled for just such an event, so we bought one, plus the 9 extra games/i more controller pack.
We do plan to have a covered sandbox of some sort, Ed, but the foxes, posssible coyotes as well as large owls and eagles in the vicinity mean that our neighbors leave the cats in “non-roaming” mode. We’ve even seen a few tracks which look like they are probably bobcat. (Large toepads, no claw points)
I second Ed’s recommandation of WNDR radio. Haven’t made it to 12volt or Moravi yet but have every intention to do so.
So tonight I saw the new De Palma movie ‘RedActed’.
Harrowing in places (especially the rape scene), but an interesting experience.
I see from the wiki entry it’s got the right wingers gunning for the director.
“Poking at the dragon.”
So this was fun. I just got a call from a campaign worker for a woman running on the Republican ticket for congress. Me? I’m an independent but this woman is almost a cliche’ of EVERYTHING the democrats accuse Republicans of being. All her campaign stuff screams of horror and danger and gives no indication of what she would do about any of this other then “fight for you in Washington”. Great.
Even her smear ads against other Republicans or so stereotyped as to be funny to the trained observer (Lot’s of newspaper clippings with the words “scandal” and “lobbyist” and such highlighted and then the article on the top of the pile is about her opponent.
IT has nothing to do with scandal but at a glance you’d think this guy was involved in lots of scandal. Then you look close at the other articles and see they have nothing to do with this guy. Nice.
Of course, running from the faaaaaar right – this woman is all about telling you what YOUR family values are and how she wants to go to Washington to enforce them on you.
So when I get this call a few minutes ago, I just couldn’t resist trying to “Out far right” the “Far right politician.”
I let the young female campaign worker go through her song and dance and when she gets to the end and starts talking about protecting my TRADITIONAL family values I spoke up –
Me “Traditional Family Values?”
her “Yes, she will fight for them.”
Me “If she truly believes in traditional family values … then why isn’t she at home raising a family instead of running of to Washington to play with the politicians?”
Her “(pause)(stammer) Well, I guess that’s what she’s into.”
Me (trying not to laugh) “What she’s INTO! When did THAT become a traditional family value! Good day to you mam.)
*click*
I really wanted to lay it on thick and heavy, try to sound like Thurston Howl and make some mention about “Running around having cocktails and wearing pants-suits”! but I’m not very good at torturing random strangers for a joke.
Still … hehehe “I guess that’s what she’s into.” hehehehe
(Disclaimer)
For those new here at the Deadpan Bar … I have no problems with a woman running for a political office.
I do have issues with those who wish to tell me what MY family values are.
(/Disclaimer)
I think I’m about to cause a big family fallout by refusing to be a poll bearer.
(… some amount of alcohual later)
I think that the world would be a lot better off if who ever the US President was (be that male or female) they got laid on a regular basis! I think there needs to be a law.
Now … of off to trim the hedges (NO, that isn’t a euphamism! I just wish it was.)
Ed from Texas Says:
May 31st, 2008 at 7:31 am
TANGENT:
If you guys aren’t listening to WNDRwolf’s show, you’re definitely missing out. The last couple of episodes have been podcast author interviews and they have been good.
And, on that topic, some other recommendations:
WNDR’s most recent interview was with Trucker Overdrive aka Jack Jaffee. I started listening to 12 volt theater and I’m about halfway caught up. Jaffee is a sick, twisted mind, but still a compelling listen. Definitely something different.
thanks Ed. I am in Laredo, TX as i send this out. That made my day.
WNDRwolf’s show was I lot of fun!!! He a cool guy.
Alright, I’m still not getting a twitter account, but this is pretty cool for those of you who do:
http://twitter.com/MarsPhoenix
NASA is using twitter to post updates from the Mars Phoenix probe.
kthxbai
Justa JOe, that was awesome!
In other news, I got tackled today and woke up on the ground with people around me saying my name. Totally lame.
Morning Pan!
Jeremy – for some reason the image that popped into my head was the Peanuts cartoon where Charlie Brown is playing baseball, throws a pitch, and the ball comes screaming back by him, flipping him in the air and knocking his shoes and socks off.
Was one of the people standing around you a really sarcastic girl with dark hair who made smarmy comments about you being a block head?
Was there a Beagle and another player that always seems to have a security blanker with him?
Good Grief!
Ed – that almost DOES make me want to sign up for Twitter. Naaaa. I’ll just keep visiting that link. I am geh for SCIENCE!!!!
(Good heavens Miss Yakamoto, you’re beautifull !!)
Now, off to find coffee.
Today’s agenda – write and record SLandapolooza material. Watch race at Dover!
I heard about the Mars twitter account on Christiane podcast.. I am now getting more news from fiction pod cast than anywhere else.
Morning Pan! Here it is a beautiful sunny day, and I’m stuck at my desk because its month end. 🙁
A Magnus Pyke quote…whatever next.
Raining here TEB, I can hear the rainwater dripping off my windowsill.
We had rain most of the week, Van. Of course it’s nice and sunny on the weekend – when I can’t go out and enjoy it.
In Mass Effect news. I haven’t been able to play it much because it CRASHES AT ALMOST EVERY CUT SCENE!!!
I went on the forums and it seems almost everybody else is having the same problem. I guess I’ll just have to wait until EA comes out with a patch. *sigh*
Don’t you just love paying to be a Beta tester?
Update. I don’t think I have a concussion, but my head hurts. Kerry isdrawing on my arm and will tattoo it when done.
Photo here:
http://www.x-dezyn.com/temp/Photo%2019.jpg
Currently listening: Cut Copy, “Lights and Music”
The pic looks very cool, Jeremy.
I’m reminded of the Illustrated Man…can’t think why.
So just finished watching Southland Tales.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Night Mush
Sigh.
Didn’t write my SLandapolooza report. I’m a bad man. I also slept through half the race.
A real snoozer.
Went to see Indy4 tonight.
It was okay. IMHO though, It lost all it’s steam before the ending.
Also, I’m willing to suspend my disbelief about a lot of things if you’ll keep things moving along, keep me distracted. If you give me time to sit around and think about how improbable that last scene was though … you loose me.
All in all, about on par with National Treasure. Not as fun or good as Iron Man.
I’d rate it a “Matinee” film. – Not worth seeing at full price but the action scenes are probably better scene on the big screen instead of dvd.
Greetings from the early morning in Texas. Couldn’t sleep, so I finished reading “Watchmen”.
Wow! That was an amazing piece of work. How can anybody possibly hope to pull of a movie about this?
Engage cynic mode-
They probably won’t pull the movie off for fans of the graphic novel, but that maybe irrelevant to people who have never read the GN.
-Disengage cynic mode
I see somebody is claiming the ending to Indy 4 is a ripoff of the ending to the point and click adventure ‘Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis’.
Although I bought the game years ago, I never got round to finishing it.
Judge for yourself:
http://tinyurl.com/5nvr8a
Apart from the collasping city, they aren’t very similar.
Off on a business trip. May not post much. Have fun, deadpanites.
JackJaffe: Yes I am the same way.
Thanks JustaJoe for the Movie Review.
The start of another week Bleh
Morning, Pan!
Travel safe, ditto.
I agree with your take on Indy, JOe. I’m glad I saw the first show and didn’t pay full-price for the ticket. I liked it okay. Iron Man was so much better.
Morning Pan!
A wet and gloomy day here in Calgary.
Van, I played that game! It was fun.
I just caught JustaJoe’s post about the Republican call and about shot my breakfast bar out my nose.
For those of you who didn’t manage to get in submissions, I’m not gonna say don’t worry, but I managed to get mine in at the expense of getting my own podcast out… It was only a partial analysis but it clocked in at half an hour.
Somehow I suspect I’m going to get labeled “The Guy that Killed the Palooza.” Which I guess if that becomes my AKA name, that might be all right.
Well there is always the next film.
The weekend went off just as I predicted it would with 80% of my time on home mantenance.
1. Installed hook in ceiling to hang light fixture. Check.
2. Mopped all tile floors, cleaned all grout in tile floors, reseal all grout in tile floors. Check
3. Cut up pile of dead tree limbs with chainsaw. Put said limbs into trash bags. Check.
4. Watch Southland Tales. Uncheck.
Still in the throws of the massive house cleaning prior to my folks visit next week. I’ll try and give Southland Tales a view tonight or tomorrow and possibly a few words as well. I did manage to finally watch the Cloverfield DVD that we had lying around. I liked it fine. I would rate it about the same as The Mist. Cloverfield slightly missed it’s hype level as where The Mist slightly exceeded it’s hype.
Crunch time. Leaving to Ireland on Saturday….should prolly stay away from ‘Pan until I know my work is done…
*turns off internets*
I wonder if they sell Lucky Charms in Ireland? Have fun Jeremy.
“Can I play with madness?”
Okay, back to work. L8r Pan.
Rhettro, I agree with you about Cloverfield. I thought it was okay, and that the monster was cool. The acting was B.A.D., though.
So that’s Jeremy and Ditto going on travel. EssBee just got back … anyone else?
Well you can certainly listen to Madness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYZNSyP9v9M
Rest in Peace: Bo Diddley Gone at the age of 79.
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9121TB80&show_article=1
Tweet – finished writing my SLandapolooza report. Now, let’s see if I can get it edited down into something that won’t make Dubshack’s entry feel like a welcome relief! 😉
Can’t wait to hear it, JOe! Dubshack, looking forward to yours as well — hopefully you enlighten on the physics in the movie!
OK- mucho catching up to do…. w00t WNDRWolf is here!
Bummer about Bo Diddley, though. The roster of important bluesmen continues to shrink. . . .
I’ll have to mutli-task work and getting caught up.
And oh, can I get a *headesk*?
I think my comment on ST will be very short, there was very little about the movie I liked.
Oh and I’m going to subscribe to the RSS feed of Wander Radio, I enjoyed the last two interviews as well.
Thank you Van.
July is a Special Treat.
The Sonic Society is coming!!!
I keep forgetting to say that I really loved the Rich YouTube Comments
“This is the gayest fookin’ thing I ever wasted 3 minutes on. Anyone who likes it is a homo.”
THAT is funny.
Okay, who is the Homo neanderthalensis in the deadpan community, come on own up now…
*googling neanderthalensis*
. . .
*impressed with Van*
Neanderthalensis —- THAT will be the band name. Or at least the title of the first album.
Thanks Ess 🙂 Those weren’t actual Youtube comments and commenters, but they might as well have been.
cough
wikipedea
cough
Jack, you made up “I want to fuck Rachel Dratch”? Okay, THAT is hilarious.
As a matter of fact, can that be my AKA?
Once I start writting I really like it. I just need to start.
Okay, one tiny, really tiny, jokey bit of Slandapalooza content in to Jack.
If that was all I did it would be a tremendous copout, so I better do a bit more tomorrow.
But for now collapsing in bed sounds better.
Oh, did send my final draft of my BBtL script to Tabz today, so that’s something…
S1 of BBtL was good, looking forward to S2.
Fewer commentaries would be nice, but I suspect I’m in the minority on that one.
Morning, Pan. I came home from work yesterday and pretty much crashed for a good 11 hours. Which means TONIGHT I will record my palooza comments. There is no tomorrow….Jack’s gotta have some time to put the show together 🙂
Rain, rain, and more rain.
My shoes are soggy and I really need to get a decent pair of boots for the summer…
Off to work, but at least it’s stopped raining.
mp3 player died….
That is not the worst part…
My 2 works in progress were on it…
I do believe I am going to go on a rampage.
Morning, Pan.
Sorry about the mp3 player, WNDRWolf! Holy shit, is that bad news. I’m stepping out of the way.
I am hoping it can be saved tonight…I do put it through its paces…It has worked pretty hard for 2 years admittedly…
I feel your pain Wolf. My newer MP3 player got washed and about two months later I dropped my older one on our tile floor and broke the battery cover off of it. =P It’s experiences like that, that make me not want to spend over $150 on a player.
Both of my fingers are crossed!
OUCH!
I think WNDR gets to use the “slamsdoorshutonhead* in this case.
That so sucks. I used to be real good about backing up my “works in progress”. Used to be. I guess I need to get back into that habbit.
Recorded my SLandapolooza this morning. Now I shall go oversee the hundreds of craftsmen who are lovingly handcrafting each and every bit into an aural file for you, the discerning Deadpan listener. Because we know that you could go anywhere to get your Deadpan … but you choose to shop HERE!
Thanks everyone for your sympathies…
Well the worst part is it has 2 interviews that are recorded on it.
Although I can not listen to my stories/music shows at work now.
Thinking about hijacking the son 1 gb….Man that would be cruel.
Essbee you only have 2 fingers???
Ha! I have several fingers. I’m now crossing ALL of them.
I killed my mp3 player about 4 months ago and got a 80G iPod classic, which I would recommend if you’ve got a few hundred clams to spend.
I meant to say yesterday too WNDRWolf, that I subscribed to Wander Radio after hearing your Chris Lester interview. Van’s recommendation yesterday would have also gotten me to subscribe. Love it!
Essbee thank you.
There is a Jack Mangan treat on the Wander Radio Website. Episode 7 is the directors cut of Jack’s story “16 Pieces at a Time” go check it out at
http://wanderradio.com/?p=5
crap it has been 2 years Jack – When is that sequal going to come out?
Some more P. Gabriel news for those that are interested.
http://tinyurl.com/58jqhp
Good luck getting your data back, WNDR.
And I agree with everyone’s praise
Jack are you listening to podcasts now? 😉
Apparently everyone is in morning for my mp3 player… No worries it will work out…really…
“16 Pieces at a Time†was great…. now all we need is Peter Gabriel to make it into a concept album
No, I don’t subscribe to any podcasts, but I occasionally download and listen.
Wander Radio is always one of the most consistently entertaining.
TANGENT
How about that Petr Sykora??
I think I’m wearing out the M2 card in my phone. I keep hearing snippets of old podcasts as I listen to current podcasts…haunted by the ghosts of podcasts past.
I had to google Petr Sykora.
Don’t you miss the USA v USSR punchups in the Winter Olympic Ice Hockey matches?
I mean I don’t miss MAD, but the punchups were entertaining.
Although I suppose MAD has never went away.
It just hides in the shadows and snickers at people who think nuclear war won’t happen.
or can’t happen I mean.
That cup of cocoa is looking mighty fine, night mush.
I don’t think I’ll have time to view and submit content for the Southland Pan. Maybe I’ll have something for the following Unshow. Just to much going on during my off hours. *grumble*
Vanamonde not much you can got a about nuclear war one way other the other. You can get bomb shelter… but I don’t want to live after that war. I haven seen the movies. The only one that lives is the thin chick with the butch hair cut or jew hater with a dog and kick ass car.
And the zombies, of course.
Van- The BBtL commentaries did sometimes get repetitive, but it was either them or a week without content, given the production schedule…
Alright, my Southland Tales comments are on their way through the tubes. Now, it is time to retire.
G’nite, mush.
As are mine … wouldn’t it be great if the comments ran into each other in the pipes and you got your chocolate in my peanut butter?
goodnight pan
goodnight mush
goodnight apocalypse
‘chocolate in my peanut butter’ that isn’t a euphemism for something else jj?
cough
Morning Pan, the Sun is shining and looks like it will be a beautiful day.
Don’t worry, no singing an old musical song.
http://tinyurl.com/55sxux
The PS3 uses more power than a medium size fridge even in standby mode.
Switch that sucker off (by the wall) when not in use.
The 360 is almost as bad.
I heard that on the buzz out loud podcast yesterday.
“Arthur, is this a warm moment….or should be we disturbed?”
–The Tick
No commentary, but I did create actual content Jack can use for Slandapalooza last night.
Morning, Pan!
Got a sort of scary Dr’s appointment this morning, and then working at home this afternoon. That is a bad news/good news thing for me! Dr. = boo. Not being at the Evil Empire today = yay!
Back later.
Oh, and I sent a little SLandapalooza content in last week!
Morning Deadpan!
Another gloomy, rainy day.
Must sneak out and have breakfast with my Boo.
I want to hypnotize you baby
On the telephone
So many times I called your house
Just to hear the tone
And though I knew you were’t home
I didn’t mind so much ’cause I’m so alone
I want to hypnotize you baby
On the telephone
I want to spin my little watch
Right before your eyes
You’re the kind of girl a guy like me
Could hypnotize
And if this comes as a surprise
Just think of all those guys
Who would tell you lies
I want to spin my little watch
Right before your eyes
I want to hold your little hand
If I can be so bold
And be your right hand man
’til your hands get old
And then when all the feeling’s gone
Just decide if you want to keep holding on
I want to hold your little hand
If I can be so bold
If I can be so bold
If I can be so bold
Had a nice brekkie. Also went to Staples, but unfortunately they did not have a chill pad for my laptop. Will have to go elsewhere later today.
The MP3 Player update…
mp3 player turns on when not attached to computer…
When attached to computer totally frags out…
Computer and mp3 player not playing nice together…
hmmm….I can get the audio off of it – but not the scripts….
More surgery later.
Politics aside, I thought I’d bring this up.
On August 28th, 1963 Martin Luther King Jr. stood on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial and delivered what is most commonly refered to as the “I have a dream” speech. In it he said “It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment… Nineteen sixty-three is not an end, but a beginning…”
On August 28th, 2008 a major political party for the first time ever will nominate an African American man as their candidate for President of the United States.
45 years to the day. What I’m curious about is whether this country missed the “urgency of the moment” and took 45 years to figure it out, or if we’ve really come a long way in what could possibly be considered a very short amount of time.
Either way, it gives me the chills knowing it will be 45 years TO THE DAY. And it wasn’t even planned. Talk about crazy timing.
Cool factoid, Dub. Most people have shown more optimism than me about his chances vs. McCain. Will be interesting to see who he picks as his running mate. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080604/pl_nm/usa_politics_obama_vicepresident_dc
(nope, no tinyurl for that)
EssBee, I hope for the best at your scary doctors appointment!
Thanks, Jack!
My pick, Kathleen Sebelius. She would be good for the women’s vote and has a better chance of picking up disaffected Republicans than Hilary as VP.
Oh, and best wishes as well Essbee.
Let me throw my good karma your way as well EssBee!
You guys are nice — thanks! I think I’m okay. Your good wishes are much appreciated!
I wish Obama would put Edwards on the ticket, but think it’s going to be Richardson.
Glad things worked out ok Ess Bee.
I have to go to a funeral this week, depressingly (if not unexpected), some members of the family were quick to pick over the departed’s worldly goods.
A good advert for making a will.
Thanks to Jack for the headsup, you were correct in thinking I wasn’t keeping count.
Just ignore that space between the E and B words.
You don’t say what type of computer you are running WNDRWolf, but if it’s a PC, you may want to give Knoppix a try:
http://www.knoppix.net/
Download and burn an image to CD or DVD blank.
Boot from the disk and let the livecd run, then connect your MP3 player and see if Knoppix sees the MP3 player. You might be able to get the files off that way.
http://tinyurl.com/69c9xx
People are predictable, well I never, everybody say:
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Oblivion gets the ZP treatment:
http://tinyurl.com/5vp8m9
Baaaaaa is right, Van. I just went to the coffee shop where everyone knows my name for my fix. There is a trail worn in the pavement, I go there so often.
Interestly, I’ve been trying to expand my knowledge of eateries close to my office so I don’t fall into the Quiznos/Jack in the Box rut. By way of Google maps, I discovered Spinato’s Pizza. It supposed to be one of the best pizza places in Phoenix. And I while I can’t say if that is true or not, I can say it was the best pizza I’ve had since moving to Phoenix almost four years ago. 🙂
Do you like Phoenix, Rhettro? My brother – who is crazy, but that’s another story – moved to Chandler about 4 years ago and really likes it.
I really do like Phoenix. 🙂
I moved from Kansas City to Phoenix so that’s my basis of comparison.
The Pros of living in PHX compaired to KC would be: Longer stretches of good weather, less humity, less biting insects.
The Cons would be: The two weeks of plus 114 F weather. Greater congestion and no Boulevard beer. LOL
they keep sending me back to Texas… it’s nice and all but… Hell I love it out there. I get to park any where. This time it’s El Paso!
The really important question about Phoenix is:
How big are the spiders?
Benson, Arizona – from Dark Star
A million suns shine down
But I see only one
When I think I’m over you
I find I’ve just begun
The years move faster than the days
There’s no warmth in the light
How I miss those desert skies
Your cool touch in the night
Benson, Arizona, blew warm wind through your hair
My body flies the galaxy, my heart longs to be there
Benson, Arizona, the same stars in the sky
But they seemed so much kinder when we watched them, you and I
Now the years pull us apart
I’m young and now you’re old
But you’re still in my heart
And the memory won’t grow cold
I dream of times and spaces
I left far behind
Where we spent our last few days
Benson’s on my mind
Benson, Arizona, blew warm wind through your hair
My body flies the galaxy, my heart longs to be there
Benson, Arizona, the same stars in the sky
But they seemed so much kinder when we watched them, you and I
The answer Van is, not very. LOL Especially compared to KC. 😉
I remember when I lived in Kansas City and I had an exterior mailbox. I went to retrieve the mail, opened the door and saw one of these sitting on top of my letters.
http://tinyurl.com/yqmo6z
I came close to soiling myself. But they are relatively harmless, they just look scary.
k, back to work. *grump*
I’m too chicken to look at Rhettros link.
Cluck, cluck.
Looking at those lyrics, after all these years, I’ve just realised it includes the concept of time dilation.
Oooh, please say “realized” again, Van!
Do have I have to say Z the US way?
Nope.
Why don’t you REALLY tickle her fancy and say “color”.
Okay, just for Essbee:
realise
colour
Missed the 400 nipplestone.
JOe, you such a pimp.
That was good for me, Van.
A question of no importance follows.
Do you like being tickled?
That wasn’t an euphemism for sex
I predict a deafening silence on this oh so unimportant issue, but would be happy to be proved wrong.
*jumps at the opportunity to prove Van wrong*
Tickleing – like or dislike?
JaJ answer; CONTEXT! There is a time and a place for almost eveything… tickling included.
ditto what JOe said — I wonder what ditto thinks . . .
I’ve been told by several people that they don’t like the loss of control.
Not that I’m encouraging the tickling of complete strangers.
That would be a quick route to hospital, do not pass go, do not collect your 200 groats.
I think that tickling is best left to the French.
Lucky sods those French, getting the kissing and the tickling and the fries.
You ain’t had a good tickle till you get tickled as you eat a plate of hot, steaming fries.
Here in the States we have to content ourselves with freedom fries and freedom toast.
Have they not got over that yet?
LOL, actually, that’s pretty much in the past.
I think that whole “freedom fries” nonsense was something that the media tried to drum up, but never really caught on.
Cultural inertia is a powerful thing.
So I’m tempted by one of these:
http://tinyurl.com/6bkd3f
Not sure about Linpus Linux though, I’m getting used to Mandriva,
Even my henchmen think I’m crazy/I’m not surprised that you agree
I feel I have missed an important piece of information.
Maybe DP needs a mono filter.
Night Mush.
Hey I do remember Arby’s not have the french dip sandwich for short time. I got to mad I wanted to yell in the teenager face.
I was more mad the the teen didn’t understand the diference.
how do you play the greasy jellbeans game? can I just guess right now or do I email it in?
I guess 526
You have to email it in on the Monday before Jack. (other Jack)
thank you Hermine
That must be the Americun spellin 🙂
Damn, it’s a good thing I make a good wage. Just had to shell out close to six grand to replace a large chunk of my home A/C system.
And this is Texas, A/C is not optional.
Ouch
Interesting note on the tickling thing.
Saw a science show on PBS that talked about the physiology of “tickling” and they had a neat experiment that showed how tickling is linked to NOT being in control and therefor you couldn’t tickle yourself.
They had the test subject sit in a chair with a special robotic hand that touched their side.
The hand was controlled by a remote glove. A hidden observer wore the glove and would move the fingers to tickle the subject. However … when the subject was given the same remote glove to wear and manipulated the exact same robotic hand it didn’t tickle.
Remote tickling, now THAT’S science baby!
Must be a branch of the teledildonics research.
calling GJB at 432 this week. Early I know – sorry – but hey, I can maybe be done early tonight.
Yes, oh sleepy overlord…
Yeah Wings! 🙂
Heh.
I am the Insomnia King, I can do anything!
Except sleep properly.
And of course, Audacity chooses tonight to go nuts. Must. . . . .not. . . . kill. . . .
timecheck