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OMiGOsh a comment a comment! My kingdom for a comment!
Curse foiled again.
I need a faster mental spellcheck.
This makes me laugh every time I look at it:
I don’t understand, most guys I know would be excited over a pile of pussies.
Need caffiene NOW!
Julie Newmar and always Julie Newmar.
Goodnight :Wong Foo:
Why, oh why do people keep saying that the single picture of Anne Hathaway reveals anything about the new catwoman costume. You can’t even see the damn thing. I can see the arms and a part of her leg. How the hell am I supposed to know what that costume looks like.
*gets off soap box*
A blast from the past:
Stay on target..and you will probably miss something:
Hmm, apparently a lost of pent up something here with the release of the new Deadpan.
Perhaps George Lucas has issues.
Oops! Was yakking on the old show.
Well I’m feeling extremely bouncy today..new trainers fresh from the USA.
Gah. A vat of coffee won’t keep me awake today.
Wondering if Lo has just realised there is a new episode out…
Ill never tell!
Now for the blatantly obvious: A judge rules that schools cannot police behavior outside of schools.
What’s not so blatantly obvious … what if the kids in question, while wearing school identifying clothing (like a uniform) and while clearly on school property, take pictures of themselves in lewd or compromising poses … but post those pictures after hours on a non-school social network.
That happened locally and I applaud the school for banning them from school activities for doing this. In effect … these kids were publically representing the school while being douche bags… and if the school chooses not to be publically represented by douche bags I think they should have that right.
Thanks MSN.com, but I’m probably going to skip your article entitled “Child sticks LEGO piece up nose”.
I think today “FTW” stand for “F**k TumbleWeeds!”
Want me to make some noise?
What is that SMELL?!
Jani Lane’s dead.
47 in a Comfort Inn.. that’s what I heard anyway last night.
I find it odd that http://www.celebritydeathbeeper.com hasn’t reported it yet.
Did he still have celeb status?
I’m going to assume its too early for any “Down Boys” references here.
I knew who he was… I sent them a scathing email.
ok, I’m totally lying. I didn’t scathe anyone.
Scathing? Like hot cherry pie?
Wait thats “scalding”.
Deadpan is never standard.
Deadpan is sometime much like the American Standard.
You mean like this?
I hate to slag the recently departed, but I really can’t think of a single positive thing to say.
Too bad it wasn’t Sebastian Bach?
You have a heart of stone. Live 9-5? Work your fingers to the bone?
mmmm You know what is delicious… a hot cherry pie with the cherry filling removed.
The warm, moist, crust is so incredibly delicious. *sigh*
So first Courtney Love has something intelligent to say, and now Russell Brand?
Wow. That was an excellent article.
“If we don’t want our young people to tear apart our communities then don’t let people in power tear apart the values that hold our communities together.”
Down is up.
Ok article. Still not a fan.
brains must popping out all over
Maybe you need another nap. :happy:
WILL THE REAL SHANIA TWAIN PLEASE STAND UP?????
Buy one get one free for Minecraft accounts this weekend
I haven’t really looked at Minecraft, though I’ve heard a lot about it. So I went to check it out and watched the beginning tutorial. Looks like way too much work!
it’s kinda like playing LEGOs with an RPG element in that you actually have to get the materials together and fight monsters.
I like the creative aspects combined with the challenge of getting everything together. Although some would say I’ve gotten carried away.
And then some like to just run around and explore the worlds you can generate.
Ill take this one, Jack.
You can sigh that again.
This made me giggle.
:ftb: yelled at me. I shall now go cry in the corner.
*growls at :FTB: *
Ironic that our beer enthusiast has become a growler?
must be because I’m empty of beer.
Almost time for me to RT Lo Pan’s *sigh*.
Is “penultimate” the word of the month? I’m sure I’ve never seen it before August and now I’ve observed about five different people using it. Is it a real english word? Has it only been recently invented?
It’s been around for a long time, though I think most people probably use it incorrectly. I know I did many years ago.
You’ll really appreciate the word when DP episode 287 is released.
More likely the Unshow that comes after 287. 😉
Here’s something we’ll probably never see again.
When a shuttle meets a shuttle coming through the rye
Great find, Ed. That would be the penultimate meeting of those two ships.
It looks like we’ll be hitching rides with the Russians and maybe any other country whose space program matters more to them than their wealthiest citizens’ shopping sprees.
See, I went political, and that was the penultimate comment of the afternoon.
So I guess this is the ultimate comment, I better make it worth while…
Speaking of which … I just got a two page letter from Mitt Romney asking for money so he can be our next President. He didn’t say one thing in the letter about why he is more qualified then any of the other candidates. Nor did he give ANY ideas for what he would do to fix the economy. Just two pages of how evil Obama is.
I guess he thinks he is the only guy running?
Okay, he is definitely not getting my vote.
First iPhone post attempt!
I find it very posty!
That was a successful iPost.
What took you so long?
Haha! I just got it last night. I like it!
Good music right here:
Oh and why not christen your device with a free game, iBlast Moki is free today:
Just listened to the this weeks DP episode.
The Amy/Jack/Rhettro version of the Portal song sounds even better at x2 playback speed.
I’ll get my coat..
RE: Closing song
You know, when the “Still Alive” song started, I was expecting Jack to cut in after a few seconds with another “No, that’s not it”. Then, as I continued listening, the idea started forming in my mind that “You know, that kinda sounds like Amy Bowen singing….” and then I was certain. And then a smile crept across my face as another thought formed “Awesome”
Nice job to all involved in the “Still Alive” project.
Awwww! 🙂 Thank you so much, Ed!
Thanks Ed, that was the reaction I was hoping for. Amy did a great job didn’t she?
Oh and the 2x comment wasn’t an insult, I did enjoy listening at twice the playback speed.
That would make it a metal song. LOL
Aww! Thank you, Rhettro and Vanamonde! :happy:
Jani Lane = tragic. Man . . .
Check one… Check one…
OK. Just dropping by with a link.
A year in malware for Android:
Yes, I think Rhett and Amy did an amazing job with “Still Alive”. Great job producing and executing and delivering on a fantastic idea, Rhett!
Thank you! My pleasure. :happy:
Agreed — that was a great cover!
Made my day yesterday. Thanks for an amazing gift.
Still makes me laugh:
Nice version of an old song, saw the suo when they supported Bellowhead:
The reason I have not been here…
I have been scouring the globe for a job.
I found one… in Houston then it moves to Woodward OK…
Houston – you have me coming to see you again… It has been so long,
Congrats on the new job! :happy:
I have arrived in Houston… Thanks for all the well wishes and such…
Another interesting article:
Hi its play by play time
congrats on the new job wolfie 🙂
So wait, are you moving to Texas? Or just training in Texas and staying in oklahoma?
I will be in Texas until December. Then back to a different part of Oklahoma.
ok this weeks episode doesn’t want to download 🙁
going to try the player out
ok, that crashed firefox 🙂
Lemme try this again
Hugh sez: Evil firefox, thou shall not keep us from Deadpan!
iTunes is saving us
Leave it to Apple to save the day *sigh*
Hugh sez: Apple can defeat all evil
36 seconds remaining
Hugh get me a drinkie
Hugh sez: Yes m’lady
Hugh what are you eating?
Hugh sez: A left over piece of bacon from breakfast
I made Hugh a breakfast fit for a king this morning
Hugh sez: I do my job, she does hers
Hugh-n-Dre’s Deadpan play-by-play™
Hugh and Dre
Deadpan #213 This is Triumph
R (for adult language and sexual content)
No animals were hurt in the making of this Deadpan, any and all comments referring to real people were fully intended
I meant to type:
No animals were hurt in the making of this PLAY BY PLAY, any and all comments referring to real people were fully intended
greeting my friends
Hugh sez: the rest of our lives?!!?!?!?? Yikes!
…that fateful day
what a scary intro!
hugh sez: 2011 is the bestest year ever for us
[singing] one day these boots are going to walk all over you [/singing]
hugh sez: ooo baby!
lol.. I liked that, whoever did that.
Hugh sez: and we are glad it wasn’t Shania Twain
this is not your fathers epic fantasy novel, but it could be your mothers..
hugh-n-dre together: The Ambassador!!!
response to qwerty-something
I agree Amy!!!!
The show is not irrelevant at all
she will record a qwerty something response later
Amy Bowen out
the podcast is the motherfuckin way
Jack Mangan is the motherfuckin leader
And we are the motherfuckin deadpanites
Hugh sez: yo
so say we all
this isn’t an unshow and it isnt a palooza
I promise if you continue to allow me to see you as just a piece of meat that you will be glad you did.
LOL, I love when Alvie did that
I love you so much it hurts
why sure.. climb into my spoon
the purring cat comments section
is the a euphemism or what?
My “cat” is “purring”
Hugh sez: oh baby!!! I can make your “cat” “purr” with my “scratching post”
Lejon: cathullu, or how do you fucking spell that word? cthulhu.
I know I probably just lost many street cred points for not being able to spell cthulhu without Mr google’s help.
But please forgive me
You must know after years of reading my comments that I have a very basic knowledge of writing and spelting any words korrectly, as well as a laughably minute knowledge of punctuation and how it should be used in a sentence.
ok lets try that again
Van: new deadpan password
joe: Tyson isn’t Sagan
ditto: only kinky the first time
ditto, I have to disagree with that. It is kinky EVERY TIME
Hugh sez: I would say every time it gets kinkier
Hugh you realize we have no idea what ditto was talking about and probably totally embarrassed ourselves here
Hugh sez: of course i know this. Please hit the “Post Comment” button
lost ralph: BSG
CJ: scan my ass
Amy: meme time!!
lets play along!
Dre’s 10 songs that make me happy (only 10?)
1. Skinny Puppy Addiction remix
2. Naked Raygun – Understand
3. Urge Overkill – Sister Havannah
4. The Kills – Last Day of Magic
5. The Kills – DNA
6. Airborne Toxic Event – Sometime Around Midnight
7. Almost anything by Franz Ferdinand
8. Almost anything by New Order or Joy Division
9. Therapy? – Meat Abstract
10. PJ Harvey – Oh My Lover
OMG Hugh just noticed I didn’t mentiom Greg Dulli/Afghan Whigs/Twilight Singers once
but all their songs make me happy and thats pretty much a given right? I mean c’mon
Hugh sez: point taken
Hugh’s 10 songs that make him happy
1. Naked Raygun – all of them
2. Big Black – all of them
3. Nirvana – Smells like Teen Spirit
4. Swervedriver – Kill the superheroes
5. Black Flag – all of them
6. Babes In Toyland – Handsome Gretel
7. Jesus Lizard – All of them
8. Cop Shoot Cop – All of them
9. Pennywise – The Kids
10. The Misfits – Astro Zombies
I AM Spartacus!
Essbee – a lot of Jeremy
Bunny – bear hugs Van
1st of the week:
Van – not 1 scratch
how to grow your geek
who is this singing?
I love it
hugh sez: wait wait wait.. pause it
How to grow your geek?
LOL, get your mind out of the gutter Hugh. I imagine that is a good family show
Hugh sez: So, we can make our own version of how to grow your geek
you are so bad
Ok that STILL isn’t Shania Twain
CJ owes an anthem
CJ and Ralph duet play by play
brian adams eyeliner = CJ’s eyeliner
music videos never make sense
then they will do “it”
Hugh sez: “it”
quote of this whole segment:
she doesn’t know what to do with the door “knob”
Hugh sez: she isn’t going to polish his knob?
I don’t think so
Hugh sez: poor Brian Adams
she dropped his “ball”?
Hugh sez: ouch, poor guy
How exactly did she drop his “ball”
how much do his balls weigh?
Is this Shania?
Amy Bowen earbuds
I love that about music, how it can transport you to a time and place
“it’s got a good beat and I can dance to it”
he did NOT just say that
oh surprise! Jack sent Amy a metal song.
hugh sez: Jack’s representing the metal, yo
manowar + Orsen Wells?
and see, it takes him back to a memory like music always does.
awww, teenaged Jackamo
Amy Bowen loves Manowar
get out there and kick some butt!!!!!!!
I have a mix like that, i usually play it when I work out.
we’re done here
no Jackamo, Thank YOU
Deadpan is about Jack and Jack only
Deadpan has made him filthy fucking rich
a special treat for us!
Deadpan is about awesome-ocity
No, is he coming back after the music game?
Hugh sez: 🙁
we can play anyway Hughie
Hugh sez: 🙂
ok you pick
Hugh sex: I think he will come back after this ending part thing
Hugh sez: My sex!
That was JR!
no that isn’t it
what is this little diddy?
its very catchy
Hugh is dancing 🙂
That is so cute 🙂
Rhett + Amy = awesome
or rather Rhett + Amy + Jack = awesome 🙂
Jack did not come back after the music
Hugh sez: Dre wins!
Hugh sez: no yay me!
Thank you Jack and Co for another episode of pure Deadpan awesomeness.
I bask in its glory and know that I am not worthy
Hugh sez: we’re not worthy, we’re not worthy
be safe, and remember to practice random acts of kindness
I am unworthy of such awesome PBP.
Yes, yes you are.
Gosh darnit, people like you!
Well, by PBP, I mean Play-By-Play, not Pinheads Blasting Pantera or Partners Biting Pillows.
Pink Beer Pourers?
Partial Beer Pints :cwy:
And speaking of biting, there’s really nothing to recommend about Cowboys and Aliens. Not clever, not fun, not good. I’m glad the previous “meh” reviews had helped to lower my expectations.
I enjoyed the movie and thought it was predictable, but still pretty fun.
You’re just full of humbugness.
You should spend more time with Larry the Cable Guy…
America’s favorite bigot?
I get to agree with Jack.
I still say they spent their whole budget hiring big named actors and a Summer Glau look-a-like (couldn’t they have just hired Summer?)and had no money left for the little things … like a script … or editing.
My real disappointment is that, as “mindless summer fun” films go, I think it could have been a really good movie. At least as good as Iron Man.
But, but, it has Harrison Ford in it. That makes it mandatory viewing for me. (Haven’t seen it yet)
Sink the pink. It’s all the fashion.
Drink the drink. It’s old fashioned.
This is why I love you!!!!!
You know which percentage you’ll be in, don’t bother lying to yourself
Be careful, you may get stuck here for hours:
Make sure you’re not drinking, or you’ll blow it through your nose and all over your computer:
LostRalph saw me looking at this and said I should “put that on :pan: ”
So here. http://x.co/Z0Ip
Somehow this wound up as a reply to an earlier post, but still you know which percentage you’ll be in, don’t bother lying to yourself
WAKE UP YOU MISERABLE LOT!
That was my Sergeant Major impression.
Very quiet on the deadpan today.
Good major Sergeant Morning!
Er, that is, good morning Sergeant Major!
*stumbles out the door*
I was going to post something … but I have nothing of interest to say.
^Was it this?
Might as well have been.
Well this should amuse you for 5 seconds:
Genesis 1:13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.
A little behind and just listened to this episode this morning. The Portal song was amazing! Well done!
Went to the movies yesterday and saw Harry Potter. I couldn’t find the theater (it was in theater 12, and I saw 11 and 13, but no 12). I felt like I was at the train station.
Also saw Rise of Planet of the Apes. Really enjoyed it, but also realized I was missing a lot of in jokes because I never saw the originals. So watched the original Planet of the Apes on Amazon video when I got home.
A classic ending.
Well, I knew the story (and the ending) but had never actually seen it. I got a few references from the new movie, like “Bright Eyes”, “it’s a mad house” and “get your paws off me, you damn dirty ape!” And of course, the Statue of Liberty. But I knew that one already.
Well, it is definitely a Monday.
That is all.
True, but it might also be THE Monday, which would be so much better than a more generic A Monday.
Tell me now how does it feel?
Tell me now how should I feel?
You called Liza now?
And all that jazz.
New Order. *Not* crappy 90s one-cover wonders.
JC performing two tracks from his forthcoming album:
Any day of the week that LR and I don’t have to run into a busy freeway to retrieve a sofa is a good day.
I think the sofa was trying to run away
It had wings… flew right out of the back of my mom’s truck. Thankfully, nobody was behind us on the freeway. :scared:
was it blue or have spikes?!?!?!?
I’m having Mario kart flash backs now!
Some possible bad news on the family front (it’s always a bad sign when a Doctor contacts a relative with blood test results).
Further tests needed, and I’ve been sworn to silence by the person in question in regards to informing my sisters.
Sending positive thoughts to you and yours, Van.
Well lets hope that “possible” just stays as that instead of becoming probable.
Here’s to you and yours, sir.
Sigh indeed, Van. Hoping for the best.
In case anyone on the :pan: is looking to improve their health. I offer you this: http://x.co/Z15O
Oops, sorry :jack:
I’ve been failing at life quite often lately. Please accept my apologies.
Oh hush with that! it was just an advisory for those of us surrounded by Skeksis.
Whatever. I was reading the article. Not looking at the pictures… Apparently there was a picture. *sigh*
What a shit-tastic day . . .
Say it again.
How about we just have a beer, and convince ourselves tomorrow will be better?
I dunno. 7 havent helped yet.
Try drinking them.
Your always a day away….
I cannot believe I botched that one.
Gahhhhh, someone scrub the Ed from Texas/Orphan Annie image from my mind!
Scrub Scrub here
Scrub Scrub there
and a couple of tra la las
That’s how we clean your brain away
in this merry old land of ours.
JOe wins one internets.
And now for your bit of 90s nostalgia. I have been planning to drop this into a Deadpan opening for awhile. . .
Goodnight :Funky Chicken:
This one seems to be the polar opposite of the Sunscreen Song:
Fairly expensive trip to the ABC store, but came away with a good haul. Over the next few days I will be drinking:
Great Divide Yeti Imperial Stout (because I’ve heard it hyped here so much)
Billy’s Chilies (made with five different kinds of fresh chili peppers)
Dogfish Head Midas Touch (handcrafted ancient ale with barley, honey, white muscat grapes and saffron)
Alexander Keith’s Nova Scotia Style Brown Ale
Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot (Barley-wine Style Ale)
Highland Brewing Company Gaelic Ale
The Yeti is real good, UH. But the Oak Aged Yeti is the true holy grail.
Does the Blithering Idiot turn you into just that? Must find.
Midas Touch is an interesting beer, and it really depends on your tastes in beer whether or not you enjoy it.
Don’t most barleywines turn you into a blithering idiot, at least after a couple of bottle…
What they’ve said, plus I’ve liked everything I’ve had from Alexander Keith’s, but I’ve not had their brown. I’m very sad I can’t get any down here.
“I’m very sad I can’t get any down here.”
CP: I Want To Break Free — Queen
“May I have some gatorade? I’m afraid I left all my electrolytes in your daughter.”
I now no how I will introduce myself to my girlfriends father.
and then I will run
This here is my land
it sure ain’t your land
cuz I got a shotgun
and you ain’t got one
This land was made for me not you….
i will pay you 5$. FIVE DOLLARS IN COLD HARD CASH
Funny thing is he might laugh. Just a little. Then calmly walk to the closet.
When I met him 11 years ago he had a good sense of humor…
Maybe not that good though
TIL, You should look at the bank statements now and then even if your partner takes care of the bills
Take care of da bills? WhatdoIlooklike…a Duck?
*wakka wakka woo!*
CL: Pixies – Where is My Mind
We’ve already discussed how Sept 24 is the 20th Anniversary of Nevermind, right?
Go ahead…. just try and feel young now.
Teen Spirit indeed.
Now I need some Lithium
Either something is broken and it is causing issues, or something needs to be broken to resolve this issue.
Sonnyfish mellonjelly ball in the sack at the meatwagon, yeow.
Excellent carrotjam is tasty on cuttlefish toast.
We in the mood to do our thang right now motorhey now.
YOS! Sup mit dem yous??
nuttin . . . CW: The Daily Show
Twas a shitty day again, but maybe a bit less so.
Fuck that noise. You make tomorrow a good day.
Lo: love Helium. LOVE.
Isnt she FANTASTIC??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Ida Maria I’m a diggin on
Right? Ida has a unique voice.
Agreed. SO does Mary. Very low. You need to watch video for Pat’s Trick
Cause shes wonderful in it
CW: Alphas – really digging this
I wasn’t too sure at first, but I think they’re finding their feet and I’m enjoying it now, too.
Today has been a wonderful day. I know I’m jinxing it by saying so, but … it has been so nice to NOT have everything blow up on me. Whee doggie.
This is going to be a long year….
Good morning, everyone!
CW: L.A. Ink – getting ready to deal with asshats
HIIiiiiii EssBee!!!! 🙂
CP: The Last To Say — Atmosphere
Crap. I guess I dragged my heels too long on this one.
*peaks in the chat after a long absence*
*gets wide eyed*
*gets a little scared*
*waves at Jack and leaves*
*tries to throw net over cynful*
Mwahaha you have missed me
I shall steal all your jelly beans!
Watch out for the scarf!
my stupid interwebs are being stupid today.
Doesn’t it work that way by definition?
Only when it works.
… except then it works in a stupid, “non-working” way. Not working is how it works.
I’m thinking my interwebs is rife with the potential to cause a worm hole.
What a tangled interwebs we weave!
We3 has been on my ‘to read list’ for quite some time, but this review is making me put it towards the top.
That one does look interesting.
Any idea how much it will set a guy back? Been a while since I bought a com … er, graphic novel.
Amazon is listing it for just over $15.
Realized I’m being drained by all the negativity around me and in the world. Most of it, I can’t do anything about. So for at least one day, I am not watching/reading news about the economy or wars, I’m not reading political posts, I’m looking for the good and uplifting. Maybe I’m burying my head a bit in the sand, but the daily stress of worry about things I have no control over is unhealthy. Give me some positive stuff, guys!
You are smart. 🙂
I like that kind of positive statement! 🙂
We aim to please.
Also, listen to happy music. Perhaps, TMBG or JoCo?
I’ve had “Still Alive” in my head all morning…
Not to be confused with “Stayin’ Alive”
Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.
You aim too, please.
My nickname on Facebook is Eeyore, so you are out of luck with the positive from me.
On the other hand I enjoyed ‘Rise of the Planet Of the Apes’, rather old fashioned as scifi movies go, but still enjoyable.
I enjoyed it too. Is it weird that I had a bit of a crush on Caesar? They did make him look rather human…
How about a new webcomic about a barbarian single mother?
I like the concept art.
look like it could be pretty cool!
The phrase ‘built like a brick shithouse’ sprang unbidden to mind.
CP: Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun — Pink Floyd
I love the sax & guitar solo in Money.
The only positive stuff I have is mixed with negative:
I have a court date so things are moving forward +
to end my 8 year marriage + & –
it is in December –
I would like it to be sooner
Yours is moving faster than mine.
I got lucky we can agree on every thing because there is next to nothing to agree on.
We have no house, no savings, very little 401k. hense, my post yesterday about looking at bank accounts.
We also didn’t have kids. she did and I never adopted them.
I told her she could keep whatever I just don’t care.
we also can’t afford to disagree and get lawyers.
We3 is right up my alley, though I’d never heard of it before. Thanks for pointing it out. 🙂
We took Fray in for her 9 month checkup and her height weight and head size are all good, right around 75 percentile. Afterwards she had bloodwork and was amazing. A little yelp when the needle pinched, but that was it.
That’s my good news. m/
Very cool and way over my head:
Order custom DNA online…
What fun! They are jackhammering at the street level under our building and my chair and my monitor are vibrating. And there is a plume of dust.
that could be fun! in a way… some how
*hands cynful ear plugs*
THAT SHOULD HELP
Desdemina, if “Stayin’ Alive” gets stuck in my head. . . . . .
OK, back to my meeting marathon.
Lets all warble now:
Sigh, wrong one, the one used in Mars Attacks:
Vandamonde. Blowing minds at will.
At least it wasn’t Barry White….
uh oh…. what did I just say….
Dont do it.
Don’t blame me… its YOUR country that made it a #1 hit.
Where do you come up with this shit.
It must be one of you god powers.
FROM YOU ALRIGHT! I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!
you sure it wasn’t from watching to many TV commercials
*Gives Lo the stink eye*
Reapers that post links, have Los that post links.
BTW I’ll need that eye back at some point
*gives Reaper pink eye*
that one smells better but it is less fun
Yeah but if you have 2 pink and 1 stink you….erm…. oh forget it
someone needs to turn off the time machine in that video, they keep jumping back to the 80s…
You cant stop lookin at me….
If only it could be sent back to 1980.
Joan Jett would send that little girl running away in tears.
Vandamonde is obviously my evil female twin.
I thought it was Vannamonde.
That’s her sister, the good one..
Wait so which one is Vanadanamonde?
Is that like the martial artist?
I’d like to buy a vowel, Vanna. 😉
Gimmie a ‘D’!!!
Dont do it, pt2
Where the hell is that stink eye when I need it.
Walks through chat with Febreeze.
*arms the Deadpan “AUTODESTRUCT” system*
You cant repel blasts of this magnitude.
Nah, Jack is only mildly evil, it’s just a cornflakes packet with the the word BANG written on the side..
^ = HA!!!!!11!1!1!!
I’d say he’s really got his skit together
Oh wait, that was the destruct code for the Enterprise.
The destruct code for the Deadpan is:
Is the destruct code for the Heart of Gold 42?
Keeps me searchin.
Lo Pan wins an Interweb!
Intawebs here! Getcha intawebs!
You sir. Now you look like a guy what could use a good intaweb. Whaddyasay? A Jackson takes it away.
Getcha intawebs herw!
I’d like an interweb please, I seem to be running low.
How much do you want for one?
A Jackson sir. 20 smackers, 20 clams, 10 x 2 smackaroos
Or a :jack: son
You all crazy.
woop woop woop wooop wooop woop woop
*runs in circles waiving his arms*
nyuck nyuck nyuck..!!
CW: Law & Order UK
Criminal: I say old chap, I did indeed kill that old lady for the insurancew, what what.
Inspector: Well right jolly of you to admit that, I say
Random Bobby: *mumbles something unintelligible. Probably Cockney*
Criminal, Inspector, Bobby: *joyous laughter*
But Jamie Bamber is so dreamy.
Criminal: I say, you look a spot like Lee Ada…
Jamie Bamber: *strangles criminal*
I said that for about 8 years.
Now I’m afraid, we’ll all be saying that for decades.
“Lots of planets have a north”
*sigh* I remember when that show was still awesome.
Speaking of Lee Ada. . . I finished Season 1 of BSG this morning while I sweated. That was really good, even the second time.
I think the first 3 seasons really will still stand up. After that…I’m ascared
Where in the hell is Bunny? Should we be checking on her?
Thats actually a damn fine question
I’m gonna email her!
Have a good night you all!
“have a North”
CD: slapping some muthafuckin tenderloins on the muthafuckin grill
You know, if we could find a way to put Deadpan in a bottle, the world would never want for energy again.
If I could save Deadpan in a bottle
The first thing that I’d like to do…
Serve it with a nice steak.
Oh… I feel like I’ve been locked up tight For a century of lonely nights Waiting for someone To release me
You’re licking your lips and blowing kisses my way But that dont mean I’m gonna give it away Baby, baby, baby (baby, baby, baby)
Oh whoa… My body’s saying let’s go Oh whoa… But my heart is saying no (no)
If you wanna be with me, baby There’s a price you pay I’m a DEADPAN in a bottle You gotta rub me the right way If you wanna be with me I can make your wish come true You gotta make a big impression I gotta like what you do
I’m a DEADPAN in a bottle, baby Gotta rub me the right way, honey I’m a DEADPAN in a bottle, baby Come, come, come and let me out
except during the tumbleweed times…
Sometimes known as “The next morning” or “The recovery phase”.
Ummmm………… so is anyone surprised that this week will be silent?
Some of you know where I am. Where I am has no access to my podcasting laptop.
In other news, I did have dinner with Chris the Fixed Kitty tonight!
Sorry you had to go where you happen to be.
Rage (and Rage HD) go free on the app store for a week:
Alright, I’ll give it a shot….
That’s what you know who said…
The Apple guy?
I think things have finally calmed down and life can go back to normal. At least my version of normal anyway
I won’t be going back and looking at the comments I missed. A week is just too much for my little brain to handle. If I’ve missed birthdays, anniversaries, or anything else consider my congrats a given.
In a couple of hours I’m taking poor hubby to the dentist to get a crown. I think I’ll call him “king” for today :cheerful:
Gee, I come back and everybody leaves. Maybe it’s my breath?
Steal a toothbrush from the dentist just in case.
I’m sure everyone is just hungover from the musical links yesterday.
Good Morning Pannites.
So far no construction outside but somebody left a barbecue grill in the parking lot.
So…. how do you keep your motivation up when you know that your “lay off date” is two weeks away? Any suggestions?
Time on the DB board always makes me smile :happy:
None, it won’t be long now.
Been through that.
I know I tried to focus on spending what time I could, getting prepped for the job search. Making resume’, searching the net for possible openings and such.
Of course I had management that allowed such things.
My department also took things into our own hands. Everyone in the company knew this was coming and we watched others getting picked-off. My group was small and basically couldn’t do our job with any less personnel then we had … so we sat down and figured out how long it would take to finish all projects that were underway … and then had our dept. manager go to the V.P. and say, “Hey, how about laying us all off during the week of (can’t remember the date).
The VP was stunned. This had ever happened.
I have to say there was some satisfaction in taking ones fate into one’s own hands. It was also a great relief not worrying about “when” they were coming for you.
Thank you all. Yeah, I’ve known for a month now. I’ve reached the point of I’m ready to move on, just trying to find the next opportunity. While they are open to giving me time to conduct interviews etc, I’m in a pretty open floor plan (literally six people can see my computer screen at any time) and can’t spend all day on the boards. They are also mixed on what they give me to work on since they don’t want to give me anything important and I am growing bored with what I do have.
For those who may remember, I had to get my Boo a car as she was in an accident and her’s was written off. In a, I don’t know how it happened moment, her good used car turned into us getting a new car instead. We pick it up this afternoon. Boo will get hubby’s old car.
CP: Toy Train — Rymes With Orange
Off to the dentist!
My experiment with focusing on positive news and avoiding negative news yesterday seems to have worked and I’m feeling much better today. I know you can’t (and shouldn’t) ignore all the negative stuff, but making sure positive gets equal billing is important. The world doesn’t completely suck.
My contribution to “Project Desdemina” –
Makes me kind of nervous when my sisters dog wants to lick my face.
Very cool! And I love “Project Desdemina”. I want to start a movement! It’s simple, just focus on positive things in your life and the world to help offset all the attention given to the negative.
Yep. And when that doesn’t work… divide tasks into baby steps. You’ll find you’ll feel better about getting things done when you can see the progress.
I already do that a LOT. I’m an obsessive list maker and it’s really funny how much I will break down things just so I get to cross stuff off the list more often!
So another 10 minutes of searching and I couldn’t turn up anything else … so I have pulled out the emergency page of dogs swimming.
I support “Project Desdemina”.
I don’t generally like LOL cats and it’s derivatives, but I like this one: http://bit.ly/oLbbwd
Positive things are stupid.
Never trust a person who smiles all the time, they are upto something.
I’m so not caught up 🙁 I will read everything here, but probably not until this weekend.
Desdemina, I think it’s really wise to filter your negative and positive data input – – as well as your output.
Welcome, Daniel Warner (on page 1)!
I think I’ve failed the intelligence test, I’m looking at Doom
Beach and wondering what is doomed about it.
Ah, the tentacles.
And finally, this is a positive thing from Penn Jilette. It doesn’t beat up on non-atheists or anyone at all. Read and enjoy:
OK, I’m gonna disappear for a bit.
What I felt was Penn’s over arching point of that piece seems to be lost on those that have posted comments.
He’s not opposed to helping people. He’s not even opposed to our government helping people. He’s just plainly stating that he doesn’t know what the best way to do that is and that he doesn’t believe any, single other person does either.
It’s important to be able to name your fears.
Jack – if you see this before dinner, tell Chris we said hi!
I thought that was in past tense NS/
Er. Right. Reading comprehension failure. Dagnabit.
Jack – If when you get your Time Travel Trousers back from the quantum cleaners, tell Chris we said hi! 🙂
I’m looking at some of my facebook status updates from a year ago and I don’t recognise that person.
I think Van can breath a sigh of relief now.
Wouldn’t this news cause Van to have stomachaches?
Thankfully you can’t hear me coughing and spluttering.
But to be fair, PKD didn’t write a sequel to DADOES, so nothing for Scott to butcher this time.
And it is going to be in 3D Van! D D D !!!!
You are evil Rhettro…EVIL! lol
Well yah, but at least I’m the devil you know.
I like the goal verification line. The other points in the article are good too.
There need to be electronic sensors in the puck and embedded beneath the goal line ice, only used in situations of uncertainty. The new green line will help, but it’s not enough.
That is immediately what sprang into my mind. This is old tech. You have what is basically a digitizing tablet under the ice in the goal and you put a sensor in the puck. Then you’d have the exact path of where the puck traveled in the net.
But can if find Sarah Conner?
I sure hope they didn’t model it after the female brain. . . .
I’d better find some protective cover.
I would say that was highly unlikely… that scientist could figure out how a woman’s brain worked in the first place.
Rhettro – good comeback!
The “who” was in regards to “the female” brain.
Obviously, I know that Sarah Connor would kick Jack’s ass for what he said..
erm.. COULD kick Jack’s ass.
No offense Jack.
I mean… it’s a cute ass, but saying something like that could easily get it kicked.
by Sarah Connor
Entry for Project Desdemina: http://www.themortonreport.com/books/news/family-dog-rescues-6-year-old-girl-from-river-drowning/
The wife hadn’t heard Dead Puppies before. That was rather fun. 🙂
Really? I’ve that Dead Puppies aren’t. much. fun.
I mean.. They don’t come when you call and… They don’t chase squirrels at all
Hamster Love Soup?
Good evening, DP. Been a grateful kinda day for me. On the list of things I list on such things: Deadpan.
Or something like that.
Gratitude? Positive outlooks? WTF is wrong with all of you people?
We’re just too hipster to be curmudgeons.
I thought all hipsters were curmudgeons by definition? You know their hipness cancels out their happiness.
CD: Breckenridge Vanilla Porter
A nice drinkable beer that I think almost any beer drinker could enjoy.
Thank you CJ 🙂
:jack: would like the woot shirt today.
Want to be rich so I can buy woot shirts for all my friends when said shirts remind me of them.
Goodnight :bwah wah wah wah wahhh wahhhhh:
…and this week it applies to me, 3 hours to go and I’m off for the weekend.
How far off?
..and fingers crossed and rabbit feet touched, but the relative with possible bad news, has been told that it may have been a blip and not to worry.
Can I get in a Triple yeah!!!
Can we Quadruple it? Yes we can!
If all goes well, we might have a movie play by play this afternoon. Not sure what’s next in my que but we all know, it’ll be great :cheerful:
Poor hubby was raving against the weather last night. We picked up his new car in the afternoon and by bed time it was hailing. We don’t have a garage. He was not a happy camper. It wasn’t really bad hail. I think the car will be fine. I don’t know though, he left for work before I woke up. Damn cat wouldn’t let me sleep last night.
You had quite the day yesterday TEB. A new crown and a new car! How’d you get so lucky? 😀
The convention I was working on this year, and occurred last weekend. Those of you in the know will be happy to hear I sent an e-mail to the group telling them I’m taking a more passive role this year. Hopefully I’ll be able to stick to it. 😉
So JJ, time to test your mettle:
I may just have to dust of my mettle at that!
Now, … where did I leave it?
Got my grandmother a Kindle. Now I have to write up simple instructions in a giant-ass font so she can read them. I’m seeing her tomorrow.
Yep. I did it… and you most likely clicked on it.
CP: The Girl In Byakkoya — Susumu Hirasawa
“The Girl In Byakkoya”
Isn’t that that thing where a bunch of guys …
Ewwww. That is *not* what it means.
I think thats “The Bukake on the Girl”…
How is Rebecca Black categorized in “Project Desdemina”?
Her songs sure don’t make me happy.
I’d be in my bunk…but.. to be honest its no longer necessary
I’d also like to drag most politicians to the moon too. Preferably out of the airlock. Space suit optional.
Is it wrong to admit I’m looking forward to this movie?
I love the Underworld Series. Too bad we’re in different states, I’d totally go with you.
Yeah. My hubby loves these movies too but I think it’s for a different reason than me *cough*
They are lots of fun. 🙂
I have to admit, I’ll probably go see it too. The Underworld series being one of my guilty pleasures.
Underworld and Resident evil series are tied for mine as well. Throw in Ultraviolet… really anything with swords and leather and girls
I found them rather boring, even KB in those clothes couldn’t save it for me.
They were a lot of things, but I dont think boring is one of em.
Sexy girls undulating in tight, shiny black leather and occasionally firing automatic weapons.
I’m going to submit that as a screen play.
That’s it. 110 minutes of just that!
I’ll bet it would make a mint. Heck, I’d own a copy.
Why can’t I find my Fairy Godmother?
Yup. Been there.
Well, I’m off to take my Boo for lunch. I’m also telling her she doesn’t get any choice in what kind of car will replace her dead one. She’s getting a 2005 Echo whether she likes it or not.
Watch this right now immediately without delay right goddamn now now now.
Hold me, Lo Pan.
Ill never let you go…
OMG the avatar…
*Mightily guffaws while the whore next to me looks bored*
More then bored … pissed to even be there!
Have you ever seen a well dressed Mangan dancing and getting down on the dance floor?
Shootin da mos’ aspensive commecial Memphis haz eva seen…
Brie should be for breakfast every day.
Last link of the day…
Magnavox Laser Disc player + Leonard Nimoy + Pornstache = 7 minutes the gods themselves couldn’t have conjured up.
The mustache makes it worth it!
“Of course I can understand you… I’m Leonard Nimoy”
I need help pan…. So our assignment is very similar to what was done here recently. “Instead of the traditional short anecdote about your favorite song, or what it means to you, I’d like to know what you want your intro music to be. In the same way the President gets ‘Hail to the Chief’ whenever he walks on stage, or a ball player gets some kind of rock music when he steps up to the plate. We are going to have Toastmasters intro music. It can be a song that gets you pumped up before a game, or you can use it to set the mood of the audience, whatever you would like played while you walking up to the podium. Keep in mind that it will only be a 10 sec portion of the song, so if there is something specific, please let me know.”
I have to think of my theme song, what is yours?
I’ll give you 3 guesses 🙂
MORE COW BELL!
My theme song chose me. Just a small town girl Livin’ in a lonely world She took the midnight train goin’ anywhere Don’t Stop Believin’ – Journey
I’m a one of a kind. There is nothing I associate with myself
Got me a rock’n roll band, IT’S A FREE FOR ALL!
Ok peeps, you know what time it is. It’s movie time!
The opening to the song “Next In Line”. Although the song is way more awesome than I am, so probably false advertising.
For those of you who don’t remember the rules:
I pick a very B horror movie. Today it’s Growth http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1300159/, and give play by play.
It will not make sence unless you’ve either seen the movie or are watching it with me.
Spoilers are a given
Spelling will be wrong – especially when the iPad’s auto correct takes over
Also, because of stupid WordPress, there will be an extended version once Jack releases the comment.
This movie is so great, the DVR has given no write up whatsoever. It was one of e few ones I actually check out imdb before I started
Pushing play now
This movie is rated 18A. It has the perfect trifecta of a b movie. Nudity, coarse language and violence. Woohoo!
“1. In 4 Americans have a parasite…”
In the jungle, the mighty jungle…
He doesn’t look too healthy
He’s a witch?
This is monumental!,,,
I don’t think things are going to well for these scientists
The girls are talking about making out
I sence tension among the ranks
Do you think the baby will survive Kuttyhunk?
Tickle my accordion? That’s got to be a euphemism
Wow, they have no cell coverage. Shocked am I
Btw. It wasn’t a euphasism. She really has an accordion
^Weird Al approves.
The friend is a bitch
Who’s driving the creepy car? He shouldn’t be there.
I’m sorry I wrote on you face so I’m going to apologize by writing sorry on your forehead. Huh?
Jogging through the forest
It all started with shellfish…
Oh oh. The mini snakes are spreading
The old man is lecturing
Newspaper clipping about Kuttyhunk
These flashbacks are becoming tedious
What do you mean I can’t sell the land?
The old man is a bastard
It’s not you, it’s me.
If you tread water until you see a bird, you can have me
I just don’t understand these two
He’s freaking out
Creepy clown doll
They’re being followed
Playing with her accordion
Euphemism this time?
He is better, stronger, faster… The bionic parasite!
His bionic ear is working
He lost his parasite. Will he go back to normal?
Ok, so the parasite has fresh meat
Mmmm, fresh meat, thinks the blond
Wait, why aren’t they all infected? 20 years and now they come out of hiding? I’m confused
Now his super speed kicks in
Now using his bionic legs
If a super stron guy does a woman, will it kill her?
Egg in a hole
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, yuck.
She went outside the white zone.
He’s discovered his bionic arms
The sign of the cross
Macing the man in black
Should he ask Jamie to marry him?
Ha! She wins
ZP takes the screwdriver to Catherine:
That’s not fallic at all
This woman with the baby confuses me
Ok, that’s cheating
He tore the guy’s arm off
Oh face it man, kristen’s dead
I still don’t understand why it took 20 years to start
Shot the doc
Kidnapped by old man
Wow, same boots. This guy needs a new clothing store